im scared to watch this because i had a dream once they got kurtis conner on hivemind and kurtis and riley swapped mustaches halfway through the video and they didnt say anything about it but it was slightly ominous and maybe even sinister
Imagine a hivemind episode where there's one guest in the middle chair, but the left and right chair are empty. The kicker is though, that the guest acts like Riley and Digman are still there.
huge day for people that watch kurtis conner and hivemind and they like the video's they both make so they're happy about this video where they are together
So interesting to host Kurtis after Dignan was banned from kurtistown for his weird insistance on turning all the buildings into anti-homeless architecture all by himself. Still a banger
I never realized how much Kurtis fits perfectly in the middle of the vin diagram between Graydon and Riley. It’s like a Pokémon evolution, or an animorph
Riley and Graydon: *shooting hoops in heaven* Riley: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket” Graydon: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!” *Graydon airballs and hits a man* Graydon: “Pass the ball bro!” *Kurtis Turns around* Kurtis: "Got room for 1 more?"
@@yourstruly9013 Riley as Kurtis is so accurate. I feel like Graydon is more of a Danny though but Kurtis is definitely not a Drew so idk maybe I need to recast
25:00 Common misconception. Teeth aren't bones. They're actually not cartilage either. There's a lot of different parts of tooth anatomy, actually, but enamel is generally what people are thinking of. Enamel is primarily composed of calcium, which neither bone nor cartilage are made out of (though bone does contain some calcium I think).
Just something about the shaved mullet, moustache and American traditional tattoos that sets off the same instinctual warning bells as seeing spiders, snakes and hearing unusual sounds at night.
This is huge! I haven’t been this excited since the day Graydon let me out of that cage in his basement for the day and gave me $6 to spend at dollar tree (I got minute steaks and a coloring book)
When I first watched this video, I was crashing off of caffeine at 2am. I had downloaded this video in 360p to watch offline because I still have no power or water or internet after Hurricane Helene. Their comedy mixed with the occaisional surreal edit choices, I'd have to say it was quite the experience.
It makes sense why Dignan wasn't invited to this show. Kurtis would be canceled for platforming someone who is responsible for the biggest massacre in Ohio during the 80s.
the ariana grande tattoos are likely crescent moon tattoos. she has one behind her left ear and during dangerous woman era especially it was a HUGE thing with her and with her fans. a LOT of fans get that same moon tattoo for her. sweetener tattoos are also popular
thanks for having my brother on the show he will not stop talking about it
Epic brother moment
Does he says good things?
I love you Kurtis 🥳
i saw him with my binoculars !
The other night he was telling me about it
this is huge for bisexuals who were unhappy in middle school
middle school was my peak. i'm 86
holy shit real
since*
HAHA extremely accurate
I feel both seen and targetted
Why is there two of the little one are they duplicitating. We cannot let that happen....
The big one’s gonna get lonely :(
Maybe this will make Graydon and Dignan reconcile and we’ll get them together on the show.
mitosis
The big one just needs to grow a moustache and he’ll be fine I think
@@thehousecat93 i mean they hung out last night and talked about albanian migrants so i think we're making good progress
Hivemind feud with Kurtis Conner? Someone tell them to stop fighting :(
This is clever and funny 10/10
I wish they would fued with this virtue signaling bottom of the barrel youtuber.
i laughed 10/10
good one 10/10
stupid and i hate it
10/10
One step closer to getting Drew Gooden on the show
if they get drew on there and amanda doesn't come along I'll unsubscribe
@@RafaelSouza-pr4gsnah, bimbim as his plus one
It took me a minute to realize you’re not talking about the NBA player lol
Crowd work? I sure hope it does
that would be the best day of my entire life
Collab between a dude who carried my childhood and 2 dudes who carried my drug addiction
And all 3 carried me and sat me next to that dumpster the night I passed out on the couch :)
For Kurtis Conner to carry your childhood I think you'd have to be like 11 years old at the most
@@bigsoulja73have ya heard of vine broski
brother are you 5
@@bigsoulja73Kurtis Conner Kurtis Conner give me Kurtis Conner has been sterling for over a decade
one step closer from having Riley from Hivemind on the channel
i wish dude
No one would watch that 🙄
that’s a bit far fetched. be serious 😐
hopefully, but I doubt it
this is the 9th best day of my life
What was the 464th? If you don’t mind me asking
@@DF_CARSON that was when my team tied the kickball game in 8th grade field day
this slots right in at 37 for me 🥳🥳
first was ro ramdin
@@Lemminboy7I mean, real. MONEY SPREAAADD
I really hope Riley and Kurtis don’t get into an argument about whose mustache is more luxurious
i really hope they do
Its obviously riley
dont disrespect riley like that
Riley clears be real
I really hope they don’t end up making out because that would really derail the show. Completely unprofessional
things will never be the same for queer people in the 18-35 age demographic
greatest day of my life right here
haven't watched it and it's already changed my life
Wait I’ve never watched this guy am I a failed gay
@@tdoeswhatever_not at all!! but i totally recommend checking out his videos, i think his humor lines up well w what hivemind fans are into :)
No you are not a failed gay, I’m asexual and I’ve never watched him either
im scared to watch this because i had a dream once they got kurtis conner on hivemind and kurtis and riley swapped mustaches halfway through the video and they didnt say anything about it but it was slightly ominous and maybe even sinister
THE CURSE🦇🦇🦇🦇
the prophecy…
Spoiler!
@@charlevoix5186 Spoiler? I hardly know her!
i hope kurtis sees this comment
One step closer to getting Riley and Graydon off the show! I can’t wait for those guys to shut up
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine a hivemind episode where there's one guest in the middle chair, but the left and right chair are empty. The kicker is though, that the guest acts like Riley and Digman are still there.
homeslice you gotta change that pfp youre scaring the remaining hoes
So glad Jimmy Carter lived to see this
im about to projectile vomit from how happy I am hivemind really is the avengers of youtube im crying this is the best day of my life
you mean throw up blood?
@@qrvis throw up crip then
@@schmilioowhat up, CUH?
@@schmilioo the crips beat me up and took my shoes and now my dad only buys me the cheap ones from payless 😢
my li i i i i iifeee
mayor of kurtis town x dignan and friends was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
I can’t remember if it was on mine. I ripped mine up 😢
the mayor of diggy town
it makes so much sense tho
dig riders 😈
This is fucking CRAZY for folks like me. Real ones have wanted this since daddy’s fancy boat.
i love daddy's fancy boat
The DFB!!!!!
RAHHHH DFB
this is my favorite comment
Quite the bumpy ride
UNEMPLOYMENT HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER
this is the only funny comment here
Fuck i might get a job today. It was fun while it lasted
truth
huge day for people that watch kurtis conner and hivemind and they like the video's they both make so they're happy about this video where they are together
Perfect description of me man, you nailed it!
So interesting to host Kurtis after Dignan was banned from kurtistown for his weird insistance on turning all the buildings into anti-homeless architecture all by himself. Still a banger
I'm surprised they didn't guess Snap Wilson, Chip Gringus, Mitsy Kittens, Cedric Bonavin, Henry Sneifels, or Kenny Oltman for the comedian question
i was on snifels's show on 98' when he got heckled by dignan and proceeded to go on his iconic anti-inmigrant rant. pretty crazy!
Cedric Bonneville?
Henry Schneifels*
Kenni Altman*
I never realized how much Kurtis fits perfectly in the middle of the vin diagram between Graydon and Riley. It’s like a Pokémon evolution, or an animorph
RILEY AND DIGNAN MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT FUEDS COULD NEVER KURT ME RAAAAAAH
HEEEEEEEELLOOOO
NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH COME ON
43:28 kurtis pretending he doesn’t have a one direction tattoo
FR lmao
Literally haha I was yelling at the screen because I was like “kurtis how??”
Fun Fact: The average time outside per year of people watching this video is 3 hours and 42 minutes. Pretty cool!
Dawg what
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ur funny
@@arlobarlofartlo no im not. never say that about me. ever.
kurtis conner on hivemind before gta 6
Why would kurtis be on gta 6
@@toby4784fans would be cheesing fam to have Kurtis Conner on GTA six.
@@toby4784 kurtis conner in fortnite when?!?!
very big day for me in particular
Huge day for teenage 20-somethings who smoke weed
im 20 and this is true
im 20 and this is true
Riley and Graydon: *shooting hoops in heaven*
Riley: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”
Graydon: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”
*Graydon airballs and hits a man*
Graydon: “Pass the ball bro!”
*Kurtis Turns around*
Kurtis: "Got room for 1 more?"
I wish the dislikes showed on comments! 😜
and dignan was watching them in hell for the unexplainable murders of my family!
Absolute cinema
best comment
dislike if you love God
bro graydon knowing so much about animals will never cease to bring me joy
honey wake up a new Drew Danny and Kurtis collab dropped
I need to know who is fulfilling the role of Danny and who is fulfilling the role of Drew here
@@TheEnthusiasticHobo dignan is danny, graydon is drew
Is riley just riley@@anonymous71207
@@TheEnthusiasticHobo Kurtis is Danny, Riley is Kurtis, and Graydon is Drew
@@yourstruly9013 Riley as Kurtis is so accurate. I feel like Graydon is more of a Danny though but Kurtis is definitely not a Drew so idk maybe I need to recast
0:24 he looks like their little brother who just learned a new fortnite dance
I predicted this when I saw Kurt was going to detroit THANK GOD I was rigjt
sure is a shame riley didn’t want anyone else with a mustache on camera next to him #CANCELRILEYSAVAGE
why do they always shrink the guest in editing
who said it was in editing
“crowd work, i sure hope it does” is funny as hell
This is like introducing your college friends to your older brother
This guys ok but his brother Kurtis Conner would’ve probably been a better fit for the show
i have to be dreaming
yooo cool pfp i love that album!!!!
big day for the unemploymed
9:10 Wait this is a huge moment in Hivemind lore 🤓 Graydon doesn't canonically know Dignan (or at least doesn't recognize him)
he probably just didn't recognize Dignan with his new box braids
It’s like in those horror movies where the mirror doesn’t do the same thing as you and didgan is the wrong reflection
This is my superbowl
Am I the only one that is seeing two of the moustache guy, or am I just off the benadrylls?
48:30 i love how he looks scared when they spontaneously sing in unison lmao
No way I read this comment right when it happened
@@liamwaytoovalid my name is liam too. you are way too valid, liamwaytoovalid
I'm about to be so annoying about this
RIP Kurtis’s career
😂
25:00 Common misconception. Teeth aren't bones. They're actually not cartilage either. There's a lot of different parts of tooth anatomy, actually, but enamel is generally what people are thinking of. Enamel is primarily composed of calcium, which neither bone nor cartilage are made out of (though bone does contain some calcium I think).
Chronically online collab
watching kurtis do a bit about the wrong names of one direction members knowing full well he has a one direction tattoo on his body rn
woah i didn't know he was related to kurtis conner
nah but graydon pulling the skin off his lip is actually too relatable 😭
1 step closer to getting drew “danny “kurtis conner” gonzalez” gooden on the show
Kurtis Connor? I hardly know her!
Just something about the shaved mullet, moustache and American traditional tattoos that sets off the same instinctual warning bells as seeing spiders, snakes and hearing unusual sounds at night.
This is huge! I haven’t been this excited since the day Graydon let me out of that cage in his basement for the day and gave me $6 to spend at dollar tree (I got minute steaks and a coloring book)
this is a crazy crossover. i love when they have special musical guests like 3drinkz on
Every conversation they had felt like a discord call with 2 seconds of delay
We need an animal fact check box in the corner... the endangered species question was tough to watch lol
AVNJ?????
Would never expect you here
Hell yeah it's fish man
When it comes to animals Graydon typically just kinda says shit. Usually there's about an 80% chance it's true
I know :/ where’s the vaquita…
big day for bisexual women with septum piercings worldwide
When I first watched this video, I was crashing off of caffeine at 2am. I had downloaded this video in 360p to watch offline because I still have no power or water or internet after Hurricane Helene. Their comedy mixed with the occaisional surreal edit choices, I'd have to say it was quite the experience.
It makes sense why Dignan wasn't invited to this show. Kurtis would be canceled for platforming someone who is responsible for the biggest massacre in Ohio during the 80s.
i saw kurtis conner through binoculars once
im so geeked im geeking so bad
I’m Albanian!!! And we are coming to your jobs!!!
graydons supposed to be the animal guy but doesn’t know that moo deng is a pygmy hippo🙄
You could make the endangered animals list entirely out of river dolphins. They got robbed!
(and teeth are not bones)
the ariana grande tattoos are likely crescent moon tattoos. she has one behind her left ear and during dangerous woman era especially it was a HUGE thing with her and with her fans. a LOT of fans get that same moon tattoo for her. sweetener tattoos are also popular
we really got gta 5 before kurtis conner on hivemind
The only two men with mustaches that I implicitly trust
Bro they keep leveling up this collaboration makes so much sense
This and instant ramen + jarritos is everything i couldve ever asked for
Never could have imagined this collab but god am I happy this has happened!
Those endangered animals don't seem right, the Vaquita (a dolphin) has a population of 10 individuals and isn't on there
i think they all finished dying right before they filmed this so they don’t count anymore i think :(
@@turner15 Don't think so, at least according to both the WWF and an article from the New York Times from the 11th of June.
This is the best day of my whole entire life
This is going to Be Peak RUclips comedy
kurtis not guessing harry styles when he literally has a one direction tattoo is hilarious
this looks like three evolutions of a pokemon
One step closer to getting cody ko on and interrogating him
Kurtis looks like bradtasteinmusic's Australian cousin in the thumbnail
started sobbing and screaming and smiling uncontrollably
Putting Kurtis in the low chair feels like kicking someone when they’re down
fr 😭
Kurtis Conner finally made it to the mainstream. Good for him
20:34 wrong
Thank you Hector
@@foulestbee43ya ❤
Amazon River dolphins are naturally pink!!
man i've been waiting so hard for this trio subconsciously
MY TWO WORLDS COLLIDING OML HIVEMIND NATION AND KURTISTOWN UNITE
I know you’ve done this format 100 times but this time I read it as Hivemind Freud and was very intrigued
My dad watched up to the Factor ad with me and then told my mom I was mentally unwell for watching this 😂
I bet hivemind reaches 1 million before June 2025
Me when I'm tasked to title the knock-off version of Fast and Furious: 13:20
Me when they tell me that name is already taken: 14:04
“ugh we’re white guys we don’t know charli” then they continue to kill it confidently too😂
I have dreamed of this moment
i have prayed for this collab
kurtis got t boy swag
this is huge for the “men who’d use they/them if they had a better relationship with their dad” community
IM SO UNEMPLOYED IM SO UNEMPLOYED!
I really like the way Kurtis looks 2 ft tall next to everyone
13:50 Curtis, don’t think I didn’t see your little majestic lip wiggle.
this collab has changed the trajectory of my life. this is so important
The bit to game ratio is gonna maybe be the most uneven we’ve ever seen
graydon not knowing that pink dolphins are real but knowing the african forest elephant is crazy…
Wow cant believe hivemind got Morgan Wallen on the show