Happy New Year | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @chandeleche
    @chandeleche 6 лет назад +1155

    Brendan lookin like a guy who’s been skating for 12 years & cant do a kick flip.

    • @Jellyonthefloor803
      @Jellyonthefloor803 6 лет назад +11

      This shit cracked me up

    • @notquitehuman6372
      @notquitehuman6372 6 лет назад +6

      Hahahaha right on the money

    • @notquitehuman6372
      @notquitehuman6372 6 лет назад +2

      He's over vaping and talking about latest Jean fashion other hand on hip by the snack bar and doesn't have a scratch on his board

    • @mitchellnewman9670
      @mitchellnewman9670 6 лет назад +10

      Nah he just perfected the Ollie withoutrolling, now he's workimg on his stationary 180

    • @jason_108
      @jason_108 6 лет назад

      Ha
      good one!!

  • @Bright-Space-Frontier
    @Bright-Space-Frontier 6 лет назад +659

    Brendan dresses like if you made a character with random clothes on Tony Hawk American Wasteland.

  • @3n1gmat1c-8
    @3n1gmat1c-8 4 года назад +269

    That Chris Delia joke about his cult aged perfectly lol

    • @Redsauce101
      @Redsauce101 4 года назад +20

      37:29

    • @RJB1017
      @RJB1017 4 года назад +11

      Beth theo straight callin it like it was for real! Lol

    • @xxfrank12
      @xxfrank12 4 года назад +17

      Unlike his victims who have barely aged

    • @crooshflow1685
      @crooshflow1685 4 года назад +14

      Scrolled through the comments to see if someone caught that: was not disappointed.

    • @ashleydemuth8458
      @ashleydemuth8458 4 года назад +7

      Totally called it!!!! Has anyone sent this in?!

  • @dynemofficial
    @dynemofficial 4 года назад +52

    “This isn’t a haircut, this is an upper ambience” - Theo

  • @tybradshaw8961
    @tybradshaw8961 6 лет назад +105

    “You’re like a fat guy that’s shaped well”
    Already dying 😂

    • @dylanvlogs4303
      @dylanvlogs4303 5 лет назад

      That strategically placed tissue bruh

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 4 года назад

      This aged poorly. Hes a fat lump now

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 4 года назад

      Yup it’s nice to find a podcast that doesn’t worry about saying stupid shit. We need more fun like this

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 года назад

      Ty! Have a beautiful day sweetheart

  • @chickenscratche6782
    @chickenscratche6782 6 лет назад +152

    Theo lookin like he about to get woken up by Paul Revere to fight the British

    • @deadlymixx
      @deadlymixx 6 лет назад +7

      I feel like if more people were educated, this joke would have more upvotes.

    • @BM-tq8zf
      @BM-tq8zf 6 лет назад +6

      This is actually a decent comment.

    • @SkimpedTerps
      @SkimpedTerps 6 лет назад +4

      Hilarious bro

    • @jonsnpthere82
      @jonsnpthere82 6 лет назад +1

      Chicken Scratche for the win.

    • @nanceydrew5932
      @nanceydrew5932 6 лет назад +4

      this comment deserves so much more love

  • @mikeomgwtf
    @mikeomgwtf 6 лет назад +1731

    This is my fave LGBT podcast

    • @rosebud1878
      @rosebud1878 6 лет назад +1

      M J but it’s not made for that so what do you mean

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 6 лет назад +62

      @@rosebud1878 it's my fave LGBTQ podcast.

    • @josephsiko6731
      @josephsiko6731 6 лет назад +36

      @@rosebud1878 its definitely an lgbt intended podcast

    • @Fireblaze15
      @Fireblaze15 6 лет назад +24

      LGBTQ+XYZ capabilities

    • @adamsaddique7719
      @adamsaddique7719 6 лет назад +8

      Best LGBTQSMV Podcast period

  • @JB-ld1fl
    @JB-ld1fl 6 лет назад +105

    "Alcohol can only go in a few foods...rumcake.....Gin......-gersnaps"
    Theo Von is a genius lmao

  • @sunshinebaconandmusic416
    @sunshinebaconandmusic416 5 лет назад +35

    Theo- “what’s that movie Bruce Willis was in? Drop dead Fred?”
    “Die Hard” 😂😂😂
    I can’t work while listening to this for fear of missing these little gems.

  • @bumpycarter7896
    @bumpycarter7896 6 лет назад +152

    All kidding aside I have never laughed so hard for so long from any podcast as I have with these two knuckleheads. Like every great comedic team, they are so relaxed, good friends, respect each other so much that their brains flying into simultaneous streams of consciousness. This could be the beginning of a powerful comedic team.

    • @FaridaKaru
      @FaridaKaru 6 лет назад

      😵

    • @adamgm84
      @adamgm84 6 лет назад +4

      Check out the newest episodes. I'm watching these older ones now because I stumbled into the newest one and it was so fucking good. All of them are like 9001% fire.

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush 5 лет назад +1

      Only ones that make me laugh more are Legion of Skanks, Real Ass podcast and Kill Tony

    • @kinnyg27
      @kinnyg27 5 лет назад +2

      One year later, your right. 50 episodes in and it’s only getting better, their chemistry is off the charts.

    • @Living_Legend85
      @Living_Legend85 5 лет назад

      And so it was

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey 6 лет назад +146

    Brendan rollerblades around Venice wearing a fanny pack

  • @xaxabel
    @xaxabel 6 лет назад +37

    this 100% deserves to be the number 1 podcast

  • @alexparker9903
    @alexparker9903 5 лет назад +34

    I love how when Brendan gets going good Theo is always like “woah calm down dude relax”

  • @NikolaiRogich
    @NikolaiRogich 4 месяца назад +8

    I watched this whole series in real time when each ep came out and it really was a lovely era of my life.

    • @enmeterdumheter
      @enmeterdumheter Месяц назад +1

      Same here brother

    • @BettyBet777
      @BettyBet777 16 дней назад +2

      I have watched every ep this old KATS with Theo, culture corner and even Steebe, Chris and Erik and they fucking killed.. the switch to golden hour they just lost so much.. barely any segments, trolling and just being funny man.. it’s just Chris promoting his shows and the boys talking about they shit they are up to.. they gotta revamp some shit and just do better..

    • @enmeterdumheter
      @enmeterdumheter 16 дней назад +2

      @@BettyBet777 i think the same. Golden hour without Theo.... KATS was the best!❤️😔

    • @BarelySkat
      @BarelySkat 4 дня назад +1

      Totally agree​@@BettyBet777

    • @BarelySkat
      @BarelySkat 4 дня назад +1

      Gang gang

  • @coreymills5625
    @coreymills5625 6 лет назад +489

    Brenden needs a propeller on his hat to complete that outfit

  • @artofwar420
    @artofwar420 6 лет назад +82

    Flaunt my aunt was a success boiiii, these dudes are hilarious. Loving the thirst AND the restraint shown here, just let loose papa Theo and give into the aunties.

    • @Thecreativesoutlet
      @Thecreativesoutlet 6 лет назад

      Joejoejoe I want to know her IG lol

    • @AJ-hk6zb
      @AJ-hk6zb 6 лет назад

      Preach brother, FMA is an all timer, fucking hilarious.

  • @zip-un5tz
    @zip-un5tz 6 лет назад +364

    If you listen closely you can hear Callen silently crying behind the wall.

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 6 лет назад +13

      I'll give you a like, if you can figure out where a comma goes in your sentence.

    • @zip-un5tz
      @zip-un5tz 6 лет назад +40

      @@twrzenski Don't make me fuck you and then not call you the next day.

    • @samstanfield2634
      @samstanfield2634 6 лет назад +6

      @@zip-un5tz Best possible response. Also I don't think your original comment needed a comma.

    • @ThePaoOfTooh
      @ThePaoOfTooh 6 лет назад +7

      This comment was on the last episode by someone else.

    • @jonsnpthere82
      @jonsnpthere82 6 лет назад +3

      Noah your second sentence COULD use a comma, too. So, fuck off. x)

  • @glgonzales89
    @glgonzales89 6 лет назад +165

    Theo Von looks like Matt Damon with Joe Dirts wig on

  • @MrMcPwn0
    @MrMcPwn0 6 лет назад +12

    "When you're high you meet people. You meet black guys." Best quote of the episode

  • @Shoota5269
    @Shoota5269 Год назад +3

    Hol’up 😂😂😂Brendan use to call Theo asss flat is wild, Considering he’s literally the FIRST an ONLY guy to always bring up..in his words “THEO’S DUMPER” constantly an always outta nowhere!’ lol 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂💯

  • @zBrush01
    @zBrush01 6 лет назад +125

    "Name a korean dude with a mustache. Name a korean dude." "I can't name a korean dude. Me neither." I can name a korean dude you both know and he has a mustache. They call him the "Slept King". :>

    • @found_working
      @found_working 6 лет назад +6

      Gart brook

    • @gamertaglupethegod8832
      @gamertaglupethegod8832 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah boiiii

    • @louzer2566
      @louzer2566 6 лет назад +3

      Chin has a stache

    • @jonkas8521
      @jonkas8521 6 лет назад +1

      And he's in the market for beard in plants

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 6 лет назад

      But Bobby Lee isn't a Korean guy with a mustache, he's a "Korean" guy with a "mustache" if you know what I'm saying.

  • @cams6759
    @cams6759 6 лет назад +122

    'I can taste my ancestors searching for fertile soil' - Theo

    • @CowboyInNC
      @CowboyInNC 6 лет назад +1

      Lol it had me rolling

    • @schneider0942
      @schneider0942 6 лет назад +1

      I for real cried a little when he said that . Too funny

  • @CanKick
    @CanKick 6 лет назад +115

    Do a shot every time Brendan says “bro”. “Yeah bro”, “no bro”, “whoa bro”, “that’s life bro”

    • @robertmaguire8118
      @robertmaguire8118 6 лет назад +5

      MetalFace DOOM
      it’s Science Bro

    • @Th3Downz
      @Th3Downz 6 лет назад +9

      I followed your directions and I think it got me into the right state of mind to actually see his standup live.

    • @davidelizondo3970
      @davidelizondo3970 6 лет назад +1

      Who'd died in the past 7 days

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 6 лет назад

      xD @@davidelizondo3970

    • @jalenoehlert
      @jalenoehlert 6 лет назад +1

      itrjied it it didn go welljk

  • @allkindzofgainz
    @allkindzofgainz 6 лет назад +307

    Don’t touch me dude.

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 6 лет назад +29

      Don't fuckin' *TOUCH* me, dude!

    • @cbc067
      @cbc067 5 лет назад +14

      But keep touching me dude

    • @dylanvlogs4303
      @dylanvlogs4303 5 лет назад +4

      I’m not touching you DUDE

  • @kristinmarie3781
    @kristinmarie3781 4 года назад +10

    Theo: “LA legs with a DS booty,” lmao! So much of what Theo says goes right over everyone else’s head on his sets.

  • @tjsaverse9387
    @tjsaverse9387 6 лет назад +211

    Brendan looks like a grown 4th grader

    • @prakulrathnakar
      @prakulrathnakar 6 лет назад +3

      tj saverse just paid attention to his face and his dumbass cap and it’s true lol

    • @darkyolks
      @darkyolks 6 лет назад +4

      He says "titties" like one too

    • @Cdumps21
      @Cdumps21 6 лет назад

      Haha they BOTH do, and we love it!

    • @philnh2131
      @philnh2131 6 лет назад

      Jesus... You nailed it.

    • @RH3D
      @RH3D 6 лет назад +1

      We are all grown 4th graders...

  • @kingconann9998
    @kingconann9998 6 лет назад +211

    Theo looks like a lost boy from never never land.

    • @jamesmurray6363
      @jamesmurray6363 6 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @ksteezy2458
      @ksteezy2458 6 лет назад

      Docholliday spot on

    • @willkey7372
      @willkey7372 6 лет назад

      Totally

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 6 лет назад +1

      Theo is the dude Peter Pan passed his magic to so he could finally die in peace knowing there would be another Peter Pan to lead the Lost Boys

    • @Moon-littt
      @Moon-littt 6 лет назад +1

      This is the saddest comment bruh

  • @timmathews803
    @timmathews803 6 лет назад +186

    Brendan looks like a gay Saved By The Bell extra

    • @youseffmilad7031
      @youseffmilad7031 5 лет назад +1

      A.C GAY BAITOR

    • @jljl1398
      @jljl1398 5 лет назад

      Oh he knows nothing about Chinese food fuck u oliver

  • @j3r1659
    @j3r1659 6 лет назад +6

    Shcaubs coming in to his own with his roasts. Him and Theo roastin' each other is just epic

  • @drewoconnell5
    @drewoconnell5 6 лет назад +13

    Dude theo is unreal. Been a fan for a few months, how has he been so under the radar

  • @Martdrew4
    @Martdrew4 6 лет назад +18

    I love when Brendan makes Theo laugh that’s when you know it’s real

  • @justinhammond8465
    @justinhammond8465 6 лет назад +137

    Brendan always got a disgusted face every time a fan question comes on 😂

    • @stevenfjaxsen8464
      @stevenfjaxsen8464 6 лет назад +3

      justin hammond Hahaha! I was just scrolling down to see if anyone noticed that as well and I immediately saw your post!

    • @normdeplume6315
      @normdeplume6315 6 лет назад +6

      I remember a livestream with him and Theo when he said 'wait a minute has anyone screened these calls?'

    • @Geneyus1234
      @Geneyus1234 6 лет назад +1

      it’s his “i’m being pragmatic “face 😂

    • @jrvaleverga4107
      @jrvaleverga4107 6 лет назад

      W

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 6 лет назад +4

      I think the fans looks and dress sense truly disgusts him

  • @prakulrathnakar
    @prakulrathnakar 6 лет назад +56

    Flaunt Your Aunt for P4P best segment in any podcast EVER!!!

    • @ZaZa-kp9gt
      @ZaZa-kp9gt 6 лет назад +2

      Prakul Rathnakar hands down ligit shit

    • @poplarbar5059
      @poplarbar5059 6 лет назад

      Except bit killer jones there always goes way too far and ruins everything as per usual.

    • @Eljoker-sl7wy
      @Eljoker-sl7wy 6 лет назад +1

      Chins aunt damn sexy

  • @dalmerrill
    @dalmerrill 6 лет назад +6

    Theo said "that's that Vincent Vangina" dude is way more witty than I ever gave him credit for. Genius.

  • @Geneyus1234
    @Geneyus1234 6 лет назад +98

    now i listen to so many rogan and friends podcasts that i don’t even listen to music at the gym anymore

    • @knowa24
      @knowa24 6 лет назад +1

      Nicholas Liu same

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 6 лет назад +7

      I haven’t listened to music in like 2 years.

    • @josephcamilletti6955
      @josephcamilletti6955 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha for real

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq 5 лет назад +2

      You can add me to that list

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 5 лет назад +1

      All depends on my mood. When at the gym lifting I usually listen to podcasts but when I'm running I need my music. I tend to listen to the podcasts while I'm at work as well

  • @enmeterdumheter
    @enmeterdumheter 2 месяца назад +4

    Rewatching these old episodes from start... again ❤🙏🇸🇪

  • @alexdumitrescu3025
    @alexdumitrescu3025 5 лет назад +36

    "You ever heard of Luiquid Smoke courage."
    "Nah dude it would just be smoke courage."

  • @Jubanuba
    @Jubanuba 6 лет назад +52

    Staying awake for this one

  • @kevinparker5432
    @kevinparker5432 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow coming back to this episode now after years Theo was spot on about Chris’s future 😂😂

  • @iratobustuarius7438
    @iratobustuarius7438 6 лет назад +68

    Brendan: "I know real Mexican food, yo."
    Also Brendan: "Yo, Chipotle makes the best taco on planet EARTH."

    • @yaipr12pr40
      @yaipr12pr40 6 лет назад

      u were a week late and this comment wouldave blown broo.. agree 10000%

    • @unxnxwn1798
      @unxnxwn1798 5 лет назад

      Fail

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 года назад

      Big fail. Smh

  • @adamelsbury2964
    @adamelsbury2964 6 лет назад +126

    Yo, change the intro from "Yooo its the bee sting king and the rat king" to "yo its the bee sting and the rat king" sounds better

    • @Jangmo88
      @Jangmo88 6 лет назад +4

      Adam Elsbury i agree. I came to the comments to see if anyone else had that same thought. The into flows better if you say “Bee sting and the Rat king”

    • @assjackbahrain
      @assjackbahrain 6 лет назад +24

      Adam Elsbury I think Brendan was like no fuck this I’ll walk if we don’t call me king too 😂

    • @MikkelGrumBovin
      @MikkelGrumBovin 6 лет назад

      "The Bee Sting and the RatFace"

    • @CatchloveProductions
      @CatchloveProductions 6 лет назад +11

      100% changed it to Bee Sting King because Brendan was insecure about Theo being the only one called King. CHAaaaNGE IT

    • @district5rookie
      @district5rookie 6 лет назад +3

      His dumb ass can’t even get the name of his own podcast correct.

  • @MilkIsL3git
    @MilkIsL3git 6 лет назад +66

    45:22 Ebaum's World , that reference hit me in my 2006

    • @joeylatz7611
      @joeylatz7611 6 лет назад +1

      MilkIsL3git best times for the internet. It was basically the RUclips of the 2000’s

    • @robotoolecomedy
      @robotoolecomedy 6 лет назад

      Classic

    • @dilly_bones2147
      @dilly_bones2147 6 лет назад

      I still check in on Ebaum's World. The site is shit and the content is usually a day or two behind but damn it's nostalgic...

    • @limjahey5528
      @limjahey5528 6 лет назад

      That's some 2004 shit lol

  • @Flamamacue
    @Flamamacue 6 лет назад +71

    "They grab it by the.... what is the long part coming out of the top of it.... the neck?"

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube 6 лет назад +64

    Counting down the days till the next podcast!👌🏻

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 6 лет назад

      Yes willy, keep up the mindblowing riding

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 6 лет назад +3

      When your getting your daily dose of Theo and scroll through the comments and see one of the best athletes on the planet just causally commenting on the video. Just watched your best trick win last night Willy!

  • @Alejandrohernandez-cx2dn
    @Alejandrohernandez-cx2dn 5 лет назад +19

    "you're like an AK-47 of bad ideas " LMAO

  • @davidmackintosh429
    @davidmackintosh429 6 лет назад +8

    Ha ha, the vegan with cats conversation was the funniest thing I've heard this year!

    • @shaokhan4421
      @shaokhan4421 6 лет назад

      David Mackintosh “silencer on her a-hole”

    • @hectora5048
      @hectora5048 6 лет назад

      David Mackintosh : timestamp pls

  • @DruDawsyn
    @DruDawsyn 6 лет назад +122

    He really called Rihanna Reggie Miller lmao

  • @truethehero
    @truethehero 4 года назад +10

    Shout out to the first few KATS episodes. Really had that fire. Legendary.

  • @MeloneKidd
    @MeloneKidd 6 лет назад +6

    18:49 I love how serious Theo gets when he tries to mildly defend himself 😂😂

  • @Snippets635
    @Snippets635 6 лет назад +218

    Who prefers this more than the fighter and the kid?

    • @zach-k1519
      @zach-k1519 5 лет назад +10

      I cant handle Brian

    • @lennyb.k.8885
      @lennyb.k.8885 5 лет назад +3

      It’s all Theo. This podcast is teeball and Brunson Swabs just puts the ball on the tee, Theo smack dem balls out the park.

    • @nattyrf511
      @nattyrf511 5 лет назад +2

      I absolutely loath Callen, he's an unfunny shit head. Callen acts like he knows everything & he beats jokes into unrecognizable oblivion. I only watched fighter & the kid when Callen wasn't on.

    • @mrmikef10
      @mrmikef10 5 лет назад

      You guys are probably a bunch of homophobic shitfaces hahaha! The big gay owl is a comedy genius!

    • @buckethead1928
      @buckethead1928 5 лет назад

      Uh pretty sure everyone..

  • @wakeup6723
    @wakeup6723 6 лет назад +15

    Legit theo looks like a back up dancer for kanye's yesus tour!! Lmfao

  • @dragoslo77
    @dragoslo77 6 лет назад +84

    Schwab getting better at roasting? Theo use to kill em, he needs to channel energy from that kentucky waterfall of his and come at brandon with full heat next time.

    • @jazzhopkid
      @jazzhopkid 6 лет назад +3

      schawb just talks louder and over theo lol, he says more but his roasts suck

    • @MiguelMartinez-qr8tn
      @MiguelMartinez-qr8tn 6 лет назад

      He had me dien😂

    • @thejman5552
      @thejman5552 6 лет назад

      Hey, leave charles schwab out of this.

    • @jesusfcardenas90
      @jesusfcardenas90 6 лет назад

      Brendan's roasts were good on this one lol

  • @DeleriousOdyssey
    @DeleriousOdyssey 6 лет назад +137

    Instead of debating EACHOTHER, they should just discuss the pros and cons of both sides. Its way funnier and has way better vibes that way.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah I agree. Maybe they should base it off the Chocolate Body conversation. Would rather have it just be an interesting conversation than them basically just trying to rip on each other the whole time. Gonna get old and negative vibes.

    • @Scott-Tim
      @Scott-Tim 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe you should let professionals do work

    • @conrad2639
      @conrad2639 6 лет назад +1

      You're explaining king it or sting it. So basically the whole podcast is king it or sting it..... Genius

    • @DeleriousOdyssey
      @DeleriousOdyssey 6 лет назад

      @@conrad2639 No, King it or sting it is about whether ONE thing is acceptable or not. Thats different from deciding whats better between two things. Its a fine line, but its still different. Either way, they already go at each other All the time. I like that too, but I really like hearing them discuss different topics while remaining on the same side. Their positive chemistry is what makes them great together...

    • @codyabel4766
      @codyabel4766 6 лет назад +1

      very true i can see this format getting old very fast, I like the section where they decide king or sting on one subject the two subject debate is super awkward

  • @robertalust5466
    @robertalust5466 6 лет назад +50

    You can’t solve a crime without a moustache 😂😂

    • @mitchellnewman9670
      @mitchellnewman9670 6 лет назад

      That's absolutely true and proven. There is power in the stache!

  • @SensitiveShellCollector
    @SensitiveShellCollector 6 лет назад +158

    Says Mexican food is best... then says chipotle has the best taco on earth

    • @cameronfielder4955
      @cameronfielder4955 6 лет назад +4

      Tim Taylor people that still eat chipotle deserve to shit themselves in front of the girl/guy of their dreams. How many salmonella and E. coli outbreaks does one nasty restaurant need before people stop eating it? Disgusting

    • @brandonturpin8932
      @brandonturpin8932 6 лет назад +10

      Cameron fielder sounds like your a pussy with a weak immune system. Get out more, touch shit, you’ll be alright outside your basement

    • @kishorkoperweis1072
      @kishorkoperweis1072 6 лет назад

      I had to stop what I was doing to come here and make sure someone called him out for that ridiculous bullshit

    • @sancholowera
      @sancholowera 5 лет назад

      🥴🤣
      🇲🇽🇺🇲🖕🤨

    • @anglerfish61
      @anglerfish61 5 лет назад +4

      best taco is homemade by someone who is or has been a mother.

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 6 лет назад +43

    "She looks like a nice lady, does she bartend or not?"

  • @Medieval_Dead
    @Medieval_Dead 6 лет назад +45

    Theo's nose came with a free cauldron.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 лет назад +65

    Theo looks and sounds like he was homeschooled on a crawfish farm by the band Warrant.

    • @TheStairAisle
      @TheStairAisle 6 лет назад

      Nobody was homeschooled nobody knows who warrant is and nobody knows what the fuck a crawfish is or whatever ugh oh muh gawww!!!

    • @matthewthurmond1991
      @matthewthurmond1991 6 лет назад +3

      Very comical stream of thoughts

    • @HelloHello-uh9qz
      @HelloHello-uh9qz 6 лет назад

      Wrong podcast

  • @israeligaitan
    @israeligaitan Год назад +1

    B: "Vegans smell, dude"
    T: "They do?"
    B: "Yeah. They smell like the Goodwill"
    T: "But you can use their hair to make wallets"

  • @jaimealejandro2756
    @jaimealejandro2756 4 года назад +3

    “Ask me anything you want” “What was her name” “I dont remember her name”😂😂

  • @ned6902
    @ned6902 6 лет назад +16

    Brendan’s faces he makes when watching the debate videos are so funny

  • @manevolujia7558
    @manevolujia7558 4 года назад +3

    37:30 talk about some foreshadowing, this is the first time i start listening to king and the sting and found this little gem, wow...

  • @6663000
    @6663000 6 лет назад +98

    I'd get rid of the debate segment.
    They do King it or Sting it, which essentially accomplishes the same thing.
    If they both agree that's fine, if they disagree then they can have a debate about it without being forced to choose a position that they may not actually agree with.
    Either way, it gives them something to talk about.

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 6 лет назад +6

      Nah I love the debate section and King/Sting It section. Nothing but great content in both

    • @emilyspinach4603
      @emilyspinach4603 6 лет назад +2

      Burial lol i like it

    • @davidle2384
      @davidle2384 6 лет назад

      I like the debate sessions but the format needs work. I don’t think it should be like “I’ll take this one, you take that,” it should just be spontaneous.

  • @thetoenailking9708
    @thetoenailking9708 3 года назад +1

    *every fist bump*
    "don't fkn touch me dude"

  • @zeeOG1089
    @zeeOG1089 5 лет назад +44

    Brendan looks like the type of person who misses the bus every day

    • @wishmeluck4933
      @wishmeluck4933 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah and he's pissed at you for it for some reason

  • @timothypaulson113
    @timothypaulson113 6 лет назад +164

    Ready to go full trottle !

  • @ziadbc
    @ziadbc 6 лет назад +242

    2019, the year of the rat

    • @gabe6281
      @gabe6281 6 лет назад +1

      No it's not. I was born in 84. The next one is 2020.

    • @ziadbc
      @ziadbc 6 лет назад

      Ashton Blackmon i know bro, that's the joke

    • @matthewolson469
      @matthewolson469 6 лет назад +5

      The road to the strap runs through THE RAT!! (blows out vocal chords)

  • @gl3783
    @gl3783 6 лет назад +61

    "Johnny McCaffrey - Lance." 😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonmcpeak3114
      @jasonmcpeak3114 6 лет назад +1

      the fact that he's serious lmaooooooooo

    • @gl3783
      @gl3783 6 лет назад

      @@jasonmcpeak3114 hahaha I know it. The Eddie Jr. bit from last week was hilarious too.

  • @mcfarlandbrothers2209
    @mcfarlandbrothers2209 6 месяцев назад +5

    I definitely miss this show

  • @glennstoutt2509
    @glennstoutt2509 6 лет назад +1

    They both dab eachother up then say “Don’t fucking touch me dude” 😂😂

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 6 лет назад +27

    The intro leaves me to believe someone’s going to get tackled.

  • @SsNAsTii
    @SsNAsTii 6 лет назад +23

    This isn't a hair cut...
    This is an upper - ambiance.

  • @waltgorbitz2173
    @waltgorbitz2173 6 лет назад +10

    Brendan looks like an adult oshkosh b’gosh model.

  • @jakobtownley7430
    @jakobtownley7430 5 лет назад +10

    Everytime theo puts his hands on his lap he's hiding an "errrrection".

  • @Voltshade
    @Voltshade 4 года назад +4

    "Vincent vangina" Theo is unbelievable

  • @A.B.W.WestToTheC
    @A.B.W.WestToTheC 6 лет назад +10

    Im loving the unofficial mascot rocking an nWo shirt!

  • @JamesDeWeaver
    @JamesDeWeaver 6 лет назад +80

    I like to read the comments while I listen #GangGang

    • @keeganhymer8467
      @keeganhymer8467 6 лет назад +3

      James DeWeaver I was in the video!!

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 6 лет назад

      @@keeganhymer8467 #vapelife

    • @skyblue9991
      @skyblue9991 6 лет назад +1

      Same!!

    • @JamesDeWeaver
      @JamesDeWeaver 6 лет назад

      @@keeganhymer8467 I remember, that was funny, I too caught a mention by Theo on "This Past Weekend" Anthrax Challenge #4 Pictures on my YT Banner of Theo & Uncle Joey T shirt!

    • @RadleyBTV
      @RadleyBTV 6 лет назад +1

      Im reading your comment while listening and I'm commenting back. Gang

  • @BigShaneGillis
    @BigShaneGillis 6 лет назад +36

    Flaunt my aunt is a national treasure

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 лет назад +1

    Dam man where has this been all my life. Them going back and forth on Mexican food, warmed my Mexican heart. Great fucking podcast.

  • @coleworld5902
    @coleworld5902 4 года назад +7

    Theo literally called Delia giving underage girls Koolaid. Hmm nailed it.

  • @MrHerc2122
    @MrHerc2122 6 лет назад +81

    King or sting
    CALLEN VS CHIN BOXING

    • @mjh496
      @mjh496 6 лет назад

      MrHerc2122 yes! Fake talent/worth vs fake/talent worth! Can’t wait

    • @hurricane1nox
      @hurricane1nox 6 лет назад

      Callen vs a speed bag.

    • @greymaynard3551
      @greymaynard3551 6 лет назад +1

      I would bet Chin is extremely uncoordinated.

    • @matthewolson469
      @matthewolson469 6 лет назад +2

      I hope Chin gets KOd for not admitting he would get KOd

    • @greymaynard3551
      @greymaynard3551 6 лет назад +2

      U said it Matt id pay to see bryan wheel kick him into CTE dreamland

  • @bubustinks
    @bubustinks 6 лет назад +61

    Chipotle makes the best taco? Someone slap Brendan please...

    • @vikinghammer87
      @vikinghammer87 6 лет назад +4

      One time he said on Rogan that he thinks Dominoes makes the best pizza. Id like to beat the piss out of him in front of his wife and son after hearing that

    • @edwardallen2696
      @edwardallen2696 6 лет назад

      Vikinghammer87 he would kill you but agreed

    • @betterdrugsthanyours
      @betterdrugsthanyours 6 лет назад +2

      He's a simpleton. That's nothing compared to his taste in movies and music.

    • @kago9624
      @kago9624 6 лет назад +1

      If I'm not wrong those dam tacos were killings innocent people at one point

  • @jamiekeys2399
    @jamiekeys2399 6 лет назад +55

    you two are legends this shit is hilarious keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MrLarrybill
      @MrLarrybill 6 лет назад +1

      Jamie Keys legends is a bit much

  • @PinkMoonDreams
    @PinkMoonDreams 5 лет назад

    "But does she seem like a nice person?" ahhh Theo's such a sweetheart. He warms my heart while Brendan brings out the meathead in me. Great duo

    • @OurRooks
      @OurRooks 5 лет назад +1

      PinkMoonDreams Kind of crazy what a good team they make

  • @cooperanderson5467
    @cooperanderson5467 6 лет назад +61

    Debate Club
    6:32 Pot vs. Alchohol - Undecided
    13:39 Mexican Food vs. Chinese Food - Mexican Food?
    21:05 Margot Robbie vs. Rihanna - Undecided
    28:43 Football vs. Futbol - Futbol?
    31:55 Girlfriend who is a 10 but has really smelly farts every 3 minutes vs. Girlfriend who is a 6 but is vegan with 2 cats - Vegan?
    King it or Sting it?
    36:00 Non Violent Cults - King it
    38:32 Beard Extensions - Rat King it, Bee Sting it
    41:22 Mustaches - Rat King it, Bee Sting it
    46:15 Vapes - King it
    48:44 Mens Thongs - Sting it
    Flaunt My Aunt
    53:20 Nicks' Aunt Debbie and Grandma who raised him
    58:40 Chin's Aunt Hannah

    • @araweelospirit4180
      @araweelospirit4180 5 лет назад

      Cooper Anderson OH MY GOSH, Brendan ruined the Rihanna v Margot debate. Bless his little heart Theo rescued it from that animal Brendan. Nevertheless this is still a damn good combo for a podcast

    • @checksoverstripes2498
      @checksoverstripes2498 5 лет назад +2

      Cooper Anderson stop spoiling shit you little fuckhead

  • @kindnick58
    @kindnick58 6 лет назад +97

    I ain't mad about it..

    • @urmomspubes
      @urmomspubes 6 лет назад

      Fo sure my dawg, fo sure

    • @mkiv20v
      @mkiv20v 6 лет назад +2

      BLACK RIFLE COFFEE..... BOPP

    • @phoenixerrlybird3634
      @phoenixerrlybird3634 6 лет назад +2

      I ain't mad, but im not excited either...

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 6 лет назад +2

      How about don't fight this guy, uhh, fight this other guy instead. BDE BDE BDE BDE BDE

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @CatsNCadillacs
    @CatsNCadillacs 6 лет назад +9

    That first guy sounded like Alex Jones DJing a far right rap battle

  • @SkyThreader
    @SkyThreader 4 года назад +3

    Theo looks like he just woke up Christmas morning and his parents are still asleep. And brendan looks like he left his breakdancing class to go pick oranges in and orange grove.

  • @Doriamo
    @Doriamo 6 лет назад +1

    Theo describing licking a mustache and Brendan asking if he was gay had me dying lol

  • @wiscc
    @wiscc Год назад

    Was thrown together , so fan based and improv but absolutely amazing dawg.

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 6 лет назад +23

    I love the way Theo looks at Swab so intently and genuinely when he’s saying some completely absurd shit. Like he’s sitting across from Jordan Peterson or some shit

  • @wakeup6723
    @wakeup6723 6 лет назад +67

    Why trial episode when 1st episode had 335,000 views. The people want this lol

    • @Tekkker123
      @Tekkker123 6 лет назад +4

      Joe Jones I think they are trialing the format not the actual podcast

    • @brendonkingdavis5945
      @brendonkingdavis5945 6 лет назад

      Getting the chemistry flowing

    • @wakeup6723
      @wakeup6723 6 лет назад

      I heard that a little way through

    • @jspp80
      @jspp80 6 лет назад

      no idea why. brendan is just awful.

    • @Zeus1080p
      @Zeus1080p 6 лет назад +4

      jspp80 y’hater bro?

  • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
    @YooDabbaDabbaSquad 6 лет назад +13

    Brendan dresses like his mom let him pick his own clothes out today😂😂

  • @DNyCe36
    @DNyCe36 3 года назад

    This one is still fkng hilarious. The Mexican food vs Chinese food argument was fkn hilarious

  • @mattm6178
    @mattm6178 6 лет назад +2

    Brendan looks like he's grown up alot since the movie Hardball, he was one the kids that sat on the bench when his pitcher sang big Papa

  • @tylertilla4654
    @tylertilla4654 6 лет назад +38

    Joey Diaz and Theo the only coke heads not shredded.

    • @tylertilla4654
      @tylertilla4654 6 лет назад

      Dylan Morgan ik I was joking cause Brendan said that knowing Joey Diaz was also a cokeheac

    • @TheStairAisle
      @TheStairAisle 6 лет назад

      He used to be alot bigger and more cut

  • @mellymel6573
    @mellymel6573 5 лет назад +11

    Brendan has to realize he looks just like Joey Fatone from Nsync

  • @AnitaHanjaabRN
    @AnitaHanjaabRN 4 года назад +3

    "And we were kids, so that's when beer really hit you hard"

  • @grantdarif5114
    @grantdarif5114 4 года назад

    The Margo Robbie vs Rihanna toilet girl debate is the funniest several minutes of comedy I’ve ever heard.

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos8464 6 лет назад

    "you like jared leto's sidepiece" /game over
    Schawwb started off the new year strong. Fuck that was hilarious.