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You know it's gonna be a good video when even the thumbnail makes you laugh
I don’t know who that woman is but I still find it funny
@@pixelcat29 she basically is a actor who is in court for abusing her husband. She pooped in his bed at one point. It’s pretty big on RUclips it you wanna look it up.
@@pixelcat29 Johnny Depp’s ex who abused him, she’s a poor excuse for a human tbf
Probably because it doesn't make one sense huh? I know so too...
@@megamustard She should have married a German man, so she could poop directly on him.
6:55 firing someone over a panic attack is a terrible thing to do in the first place, but firing someone over a panic attack YOU CAUSED because you REFUSED to listen to their very valid request is on a whole other level
"Õ" is very common in Portuguese, but it is not in Spanish to the point that a lot of Spanish speakers just cannot even hear the sound. The same applies to the "Ã".
Õ and à are more like a portuguese version of Ñ lol
@@arandomargie Yes, i even think it's weird for the other to have difficulties saying those letter because it's so common to me i even forget i am the weird one lol.
@@arandomargie except that Portuguese speakers can actually hear the "Ñ", though we write it out as "NH".
Mais um br assistindo vídeo gringo? Estamos dominando o mundo...
@@the_itzdracon deixa o maluco quieto mano.
Não é culpa nossa que nossos pais tiveram 15 filhos cada e agora tem mais de 300 milhões de pessoas aqui.
Tem uma hora que a bexiga estoura.
10:10 The wording is honestly a pretty disgusting case of clickbait. It makes you think he's some teenage nutcase who randomly crucified himself, worded that way so you'll click the article.
He was a student at a *college* and was 25, he was reenacting a play of "The Passion of the Christ" at that college, he wasn't playing Jesus, the play wasn't even at the part of Christ's crucifixion, and he collapsed randomly with no known cause (as far as the media reports).
Justice.
Holy shit that's really fucking messed up.
@@DinnerMuffin yeah I read this story
He wasn't worthy to be in that play. /j
Heliz do you know how jokes work?
7:00 I’ve seen an article with comments, those idiots think that it’s wrong to have panic attack and can’t understand the difference between like 10 people yelling “happy birthday” at your face, with other loud noises, and someone politely asking how your day is going, also, they have the audacity to say he’s a selfish individual who only cares about the money, and should go to an island and be deserted since that’s what he “craves” makes me wonder if there even is a god
I really want to ask these people if they would have club laser shows for a surprise bday party for a known epileptic
I absolutely love how Robin referred to Tucker Carlson as “Poutyface McF**kwad”
7:05 I heard this story. The company deserves to get what they got.
And that's not even the full story: He warned the company in advance that birthdays give him panic attacks, and requested they not do one for him. When that request was ignored, he tried to get out and sweat out the panic attack in the parking lot. Management called him on it, calling it 'unprofessional behavior', and caused him to suffer ANOTHER panic attack, which got him canned. The suit was for failing to provide for a request to accommodate for an employee, which can be considered discrimination.
At least, I think that's how it went...
@@apollo5251994 that's the same story I heard
@@nauticalsandwich9003 Same story I heard too
and I believe the company states that the reason for firing him is taking the joy from his co worker on his own birthday party
@@apollo5251994 bruh
11:57 last I checked "what is the name of your dog's vet?" is not a common security question.
KISS was scary alright, if you was a parent in the 80s at the height of the rock scene. Roughly the same time as the Satanic Scare of the 80s with Christian parents especially. XD
*Exactly what I was thinking,* thanks for pointing this out, lmao…
Ah, the satanic scare, you know people were privileged when the most they had to worry about was people liking the bad guy of their stories
Then they have never seen the church burning Norwegians.. 😄
I mean, Gene Simmons is literally called the demon, and one of his acts involves spitting fake blood
But if you play it backwards you'll hear strutter backwards!
The best part about Robin is that he's very much willing to call people out and say how horrible they are
My favorite is still the snack that smiles back! Lol
2:48 this is literally the exact same thing as holding them at gunpoint. Literally the only difference is that you're threatening them with hornets instead of bullets.
And that it'd cause alot more destruction.
@@thatdemoninthecar Especially if you gave the jar a couple shakes before opening it.
What if I use bullet ants??
@@Greg-ww5wg then you're just threatening them with bullets again.
0:24 I think Robin missed the joke here, it's the house from Married with Children, where the only person in the house with a job was a shoe salesman
Thanks.. I was really wondering whether Robin just didn't get it, or was hiding his sarcasm too well.
yeah as soon as "shoe salesman" I recognised the house.
Oh, I didnt know that either lol
the one with the kittens is potentially deadly for the kittens. Mothermilk contains lactose (even more than cowsmilk), which cats can't digest. The kittens could get sick from it and die from dehydration.
If you find a kitten give them lactose free milk or cat-milk, which is lactose free and contains taurin (don't know if it is called like that in english but it is importand for cats)! If you give a cat lactose it will get sick but it will not die from it, but kittens can go downhill so quickly. You will kill them, if you give them lactose.
(sorry if my english isn't too good, I'm not a native speaker)
The same also counts for many other species like kangaroos, squirrels and bunnys (and MANY others). If you find a young animal you should always inform yourself before taking care of it or bring it to the vet or a specialized caretaker.
Kittens can digest Lactose the older they get the less they are able to direkt it
Uhh sir have you heard of something called biology because ever mammal have lactose but only when they are younger
Are we not gonna talk about how she bathed them in _Dish_ _Soap_ ??
@@m.c.gargamel7736 she probably cares for them, but unfortunately not enough that she decided not to search up on how to take care of kittens
Give the lady who fell for the romance scam a break, intelligence has nothing to do with whether or not people fall for those. They have more to do with impulsivity. Those scammers are very good at what they do.
It's more about what she left for it
Your right after years I can scam people way better
Good point!
@@boxinabox6608 yeah.
sounds like u fell for it...
4:25 As a Californian this makes me happy. The USA is trying to get rid of women's rights but California will never do that, even if it is a state.
Florida man: I'm a police officer
Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's
5:20
this provides a solid explanation of many events in human history
You can't be oblivious to how we're at the top of the food chain when humans:
Created alternative methods of transportation, highly advanced societies, economics, cultures, weapons of mass destruction, medicine and vaccines capable of eradicating harmful diseases, and ways to leave the Earth's atmosphere safely.
“Men cheat accidentally.”
Imagine how that pans out.
“Oh no I did it again.” As his wife’s sister is in his bed.
10:09
That story gets even better, the man broke it with a demolition ball (iirc) from a nearby construction site and claimed he did it because " A smoking Caterpillar with 6 arms told me to do it"
I'm pretty sure Jesus was also a part of his defense but I can't remember the exact details
oh wow i remember my 15th birthday when i was living with my ex (family issues) and they threw me a party. i did want a party, but i hated having to blow out candles, and when they tried to force me to do it, i had a panic attack. they got mad at me for ruining the moment.
Not all jobs deserve a living wage-
Funeral directors get a dying wage!
ba dum tsst
I guess you could say "I'm dead! 💀💀"
I feel like each narrator has their own specialty subreddit
Robin: r/facepalm to talk about his political opinions
Jack: r/ihadastroke for the premium voice layering and voices
Lexi: r/wholesome for wholesomness.
Damien: r/memes. I like his laugh
didn’t the guy who invented anime write a lot of comics about japan’s war crimes or was it just the nuclear fallout? either way anime literally started as him drawing mouse furries so if it was propaganda of anything it would be of being a furry
I'm wondering if you are mixing up Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse with Osamu Tezuka, who's known as the the father of manga, because as far as I'm aware of, despite being inspired by Walt Disney and his characters like Mickey Mouse, his first works don't have mouse based characters? And yes, he did make a comic about the bombing of japan, he was also anti-war, and his sentiments carried over to many of his early works since he began his career right after world war 2
Furry here, and I’m pretty sure that anime isn’t furry propaganda.
@@kyototomokui6676 it was a joke. no one even knew osamu tezuka drew sexy mouse ladies until after his death.
@@kyototomokui6676 I honestly don't know what I classify as but I don't truly see how it would be---
To all flat earthers: if you don't believe in science... at least believe in capitalism... if the earth would be flat, someone would make a profit off of it
The co-worker who wasn't comfortable sharing what vet she goes too? Yeah I am afraid she doesn't take proper care of her pet 😢
you guys are awesome, my gf broke up with me yesterday and this is helping alot
Runner here, for context on those Nike zoomx's. The reason that they are so expensive is due to the fact that they are so revolutionary and have cushion engineered to return their spring. There's also carbon fiber plate in the sole in between the layers of the cushion foam. And the little green things closer to the platform of the foot, are air pucks. Those also add extra cushioning and support. The one who designed thee shoes was actually none other than world-class ultra runner and world record marathon holder, Eluid Kipchoge. Thank you for reading.
Most Nike shoes are designed by athletes now I think. I own a pair and they're great for basketball
4:37 All of us guys really need to learn how to dodge bullets better, way too many of us are getting shot (and not only by abusive relationships).
"You are such a big bullet, I hope he learns how to dodge you"
- Robin Nelson Emkay, 2022
7:58 The best jokes write themselves. I got nothing, this shit speaks for itself. XD
10:00 I'm pretty sure are Nikes new high performance shoes for professional athletes. Like the kind of athletes that they sponsor. This is the type of shoe you wear to try and break the marathon world record, not a regular running shoe. The people who would buy this are the people who get this for free by being sponsored by nike
I bought a pair and they're great tbh
9:50 If she wants to get her laces off faster, she can just change them? They're not sewn in.
kanye is like the beacon of gondor for Idiots. he gets on air and through a chain of unfortunate events summons an entire fucking army of em
11:50 Very certain this lady doesn't take her dog to the vet and doesn't want to admit to it so she dodged the question. I mean I get it but at least be honest about it?? Lmfao.
No, she probably booked the vet for a whole month. Why else would that info be included
5:20
"We made guns"
That just makes me wonder how we haven't killed each other to extinction
10:17 Yeah, this story is just stupid. And you know what else? They said he also “broke 3 team rules within 24 hours” even though he never really didn’t anything wrong and they never told him any of the rules they broke or gave evidence.
The Maulers were the worst team in Week 1.
I'll say it - Livable Wages are the BARE MINIMUM. Anything below a livable wage defeats the purpose of wage labor and is in direct violation of Article 23 of the Basic Human Rights.
6:51 she made that money off OnlyFans because creeps were waiting for her to turn 18 and she capitalized on it
10:34 :/ i use military time... I can just look and see if its 4 am or 4 pm if I fall asleep after school or something lol. its just useful in some ways. I have no plans to join the military
The guy who moved to California, to get away from the US government to have to deal with a government that's even more of a pain in the ass
Did anyone get the married with children reference? Guy with family of 4 who works at a shoe store? It was a TV show on Fox in the late 80s/early 90s
7:27 I love how the guy who wrote this didn't use punctuation, yet the person below actually uses a period at the end of their sentence AND destroyed him.
4:04 He looks like he's fulfilled his life's mission.
With 'Appalachian', you hear it both ways, but people who live there, like myself, use the first pronunciation. Gave me a whirl when I heard someone say it with a long a sound.
4:57 and we want a society without you “lizard queen”
I think the yawning meme sound is my new favorite censor bleep…
1:00 yes you can! And you even get more(smaller) plates when they're dry!
'almost anyone'
Translation: the rich who have too much money
Exactly
Or just people who can save at least 10 k every year for 10 years and really want to go to mars , which might be most people with a passion also inflation is too high for 100k will be like 10 k when we actually build a city on mars
@@sa34w In Britain (where I'm currently from) (Wales) our fuel prices have raised 70% and we have to pay an extra 20% VAT on everything. If the average person earns £25,000 a year you will be taxed a lot of this money about £5000 a year so about £20000 you'll be left with and the rest goes on the things like food bills clothes and then you'll have the occasional nice thing (mobile phone, car etc) but what you fail to realise is that governments also like to say you cannot have some money and will make some bullshit excuse as to why you can't have it, at the end of the year a lot of working class folk will be left with maybe £5000 a year a lot become drug addicted, alcoholics etc leaving them with maybe £2500 to save with this in mind it would take the average Brit around 40 years to save enough to love on Mars at that point you might just question what's the point. But the lucky bunch who earn £50000+ will be able to save an immense amount of money maybe £25000 a year so... It's bullshit really
@@kalebmillar Britain sucks , the taxes are too high imo but people who comfortably earn 50k a year can probably save 10 if they are serious about mars, But in Britain you get free hospitals but not in US without insurance. depends on demography but 100k post inflation of 30 years will be much like 10k in our current time, also if you start a 100 dollar a month inflation it will probably be 100k by 30 years if you invest , it’s like going to Everest or something , not really affordable like trip to vegas but if you put your mind to it you can have the cash.
@@sa34w Oh I know that I was just pointing out that not all countries have it the same and I would hate to be American with the way you have to rely on insurance for things, the only thing I will complain about with the UK and the NHS is that it doesn't cover things like Dental care
10:43 Due to my desire to talk about where I live, I'm here to say that the first pronunciation was correct. No, I have never had a girlfriend
06:12 so florida man created a neutron bomb out of a microwave.... huh
0:25
Y’a know, maybe those “I wish I was born in a different generation” people aren’t so wrong
10:28
Damn I mean military time is how everything is ran where I live…but I do live on a military base.
5:18 That reminds me of something my dad always says: "Fire and opposable thumbs. That's the only reason's were at the top of the food chain."
12:40 I SPENT A SOLID 10 SECONDS THINKING BEFOR I NOTICED IT WOULD BE 1,000 YEARS AWAY HELP
1:09 every subsequent word was like a slap in the face.
People still hate amber heard?
Good
Had me in the first half ngl
The Paul McCartney ones physically hurt me. I hope they're joking but I don't think they are.
A jar of hornets could be considered a bio-weapon.
Babe wake up emkay posted
Hello
I wanna say thank you
Watching this channel made me make one and is making me wanna follow my dreams of being an animator thank you :)
Oh god the Strep Throat post
I remember having it and one of the things I recommend is not talking much/talking quietly
10:02 *Skinner:* "It was the butterfly, I tell you! The butterfly!"
*Bart as a butterfly:* * laughs maniacally*
But... Wendy's doesn't even have a police discount. When I was working there, I never even heard an officer identify themselves as an officer before getting to the window.
“we made guns” that one word😂 he didn’t need anything after that
9:19 This makes me so mad. What kind of scumbag dates while in a relationship? And what kind of scumbag would be okay dating someone in a relationship? This stuff really grinds my gears. The "men cheat accidentally" thing already got me triggered. No you're not cheating accidentally. You're just insecure and think that having sex will fill the hole where you think your satisfaction of being successful is supposed to be.
Who hurt u
@@jordanandrews216 Nobody. I'm just tired of people complaining about relationships and looking for advice when they do this bs.
My ex was dating his current girlfriend for an entire month before he broke up with me because he “felt guilty”
@@MooseShower That just shows that he lacked critical feeling. Just don't take him back if he decides that the grass isn't greener on the other side. Also be at peace with being single again. I can see that you're a very talented and creative person. Just keep doing what you're doing to grow as a person and you'll be fine. The fact that he admitted that guilt was his reason for breaking up with you shows either a severe lack of moral fibre or he's just being manipulative to justify his actions. Either way you're better off not having him in your life.
@@jordanandrews216 That's not a valid response here. OP's anger is 100% justifiable.
The one about the dude with anxiety and he didn’t want a birthday party. Same happened to my dad.
What a heck kind of a person doesn't want fried chicken!!!!!?
lol
I don't often comment on videos, but that Keith Urban one really got me out here groaning in pain. The man's an inspiration to me, brought me out of a really dark place when I was younger, and still makes me strive to keep going today, so seeing that really just... why.. People gotta learn.
4:30 that isn’t a bullet that is a nuclear bomb
Yeah lol
The person complaining about the Valentine's Day thing? Like first of all say what you mean, second the gifts don't matter here. The holiday is about love, the only thing I ever request of my gf for valentine's day is just that we set that night aside to be a date night.
6:34 I wouldn't dream of it, Robin
Why was the augh sound placed so perfectly at 6:06
4:28 she's a bigger bullet than the huge Bullet Bill in Super Mario World
"Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar"
That sounds like something out of Looney Tunes.
6:11: It's like what happens when you try to put a bag of holding into another bag of holding.
Well, I know what setting to enable on my phone now. Thanks, random reddit post!
I work in a laser lab, never realised I could make money on the side doing back alley tattoo removal...
Saw this at 16 views I feel special.
I saw this at 0 dislikes, I feel special
@@cookiesart8309 yeah ok 😅👍
I ate water, I feel like kungfu panda
"first"
Ur not
1:53
He's should be called a Body Builder .
Lmfao the shoe salesman and that house, I miss Married with Children.
:025 that's Al Bundy's house. From Married with Children. . .
1:01 because it's not "supposed" to be called a "dryer". The proper term for it is "clothes dryer"
4:25 in all fairness, California almost is like a whole other country.. .for a while they were almost a third world country.. .
9:12 I don't know, Rocking and rolling all night and partying everyday can be scary, health-wise at least.
not sure if that was a censor sound or robin kept farting
For real tho. Call silencing is a godsend
The Ambers! Amber Heard, Amber Smelled, and Amber Saw
5:52 As a New Mexican, I can confirm this is true
Robin are you ok
If I remember I think I saw that same truck up in Prescott, about 5 minutes away from Embry Riddle University that works with NASA on projects, kinda funny when you think about it
I like Ben 10, can’t believe I’m seeing it everywhere, especially Random Baby.
1:29: Nah, man, that ad slaps.
This was a great video made me laugh a lot
Can't wait to see the fan art segment return
0:00
i was expecting it to be estonian and was ready to cringe
Hell yeah new episode
3:40 WHY THE HECK, I LOVE THE BEATLES
i was playing minecraft earlier and i was fishing and i fished up a fishing rod with a fishing rod to fish up fish
5:32 1)take out mortgage
2) go with all needed supplies to start homestead
3) run away from your group
4)?
5) profit
Well this is eye opening. You untie and retie your shoelaces every time? I just tie it once with a bit of room so that I can take it off and put it on and that's enough for any walking jogging running I do
10:43 Robin... Like the mountain range?
“This Paul McCartney dude boutta blow up thanks to Kanye!”
You mean just like Lennon’s insides?