Who’s That Pokémon (for 9 minutes straight)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

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  • @gaydepressedcat1501
    @gaydepressedcat1501 2 года назад +14443

    He has finally embraced being a walking pokedex

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 2 года назад +38

      @@karine3126 no hablas espanol

    • @Tahri_0
      @Tahri_0 2 года назад +15

      @@karine3126 Yes i want to see body shaking.. thanks...

    • @Tahri_0
      @Tahri_0 2 года назад +42

      @A G N E Z you spelt let's wrong

    • @swaythekid
      @swaythekid 2 года назад +6

      fr

    • @pastelteabiscuits
      @pastelteabiscuits 2 года назад +6

      True

  • @SlothOfTheSea
    @SlothOfTheSea 2 года назад +790

    Okay, that’s it. Bro is a living, breathing biology encyclopedia.

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 2 года назад +700

    Team 4:
    - The APC of the land
    - the Demon of the ocean
    - The perfect Assassin
    - Man's trusty steed
    -The dragon Warrior

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 2 года назад +54

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @operator0101
      @operator0101 2 года назад +18

      @@kugicaimp192 stop saying this PLEASE

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 2 года назад +2

      What’s an APC?

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 2 года назад +14

      @@wannabehistorian371 It's like a tank, but with windows. And it looks like a trash can.

    • @TheComicBookJoker
      @TheComicBookJoker 2 года назад +12

      @@wannabehistorian371 APC stand for Armored Personnel Carrier. It’s like a tank, but instead of carrying a huge gun and needing space inside it for the ammunition of said huge gun, it carries soldiers. The lack of huge cannon and cannon ammo plus lots of modern developments in how to build large vehicles and engines for them also gives them increased speed and mobility over regular tanks.

  • @DhaleBEvans
    @DhaleBEvans 2 года назад +258

    The vaquitas are like the most adorable ocean ceature I've seen. It's sad knowing that it's almost over for them.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Год назад +13

      My sister and I found out about them two days ago. We Googled ‘rarest animals’ at work.. and the cute-triggered squeal from both of us… good thing we had no customers at that moment!

    • @dasportyyamper3798
      @dasportyyamper3798 Год назад +11

      < 10 adults left. :(

    • @HotSkorpion
      @HotSkorpion Год назад +5

      It also means "little cow" NYK

  • @juanfisi
    @juanfisi 2 года назад +1394

    To anyone wondering: Vaquita means "little cow"

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 2 года назад +25

      Good to know

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 2 года назад +22

      Gracias

    • @arthurheine5631
      @arthurheine5631 2 года назад +19

      Obrigado

    • @redflag4035
      @redflag4035 2 года назад +39

      Sometimes they are called Vaquitas Marinas, or "Little Sea Cow".......Kinda fucked up and fitting at the same time don't you think.

    • @lanamello7445
      @lanamello7445 2 года назад +19

      It's even cuter if you know Portuguese or Spanish

  • @Smartestbear666
    @Smartestbear666 2 года назад +4607

    "and the panda, I ain't gonna lie to you, he's just there for vibes" now that is a good teammate, I'd imagine all the other animals in his squad murking anything they see whilst the panda just rolls around happy he's alive.

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 2 года назад +413

      Panda is just there for moral support. That's their cheerleader 😂

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 2 года назад +50

      How's Alaska , Mr.Bear

    • @Smartestbear666
      @Smartestbear666 2 года назад +45

      @@sannidhyabalkote9536 Well I'm not from Alaska but I'm in a certainly cold place :D

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 2 года назад +17

      @@Smartestbear666 Canada ?

    • @Smartestbear666
      @Smartestbear666 2 года назад +20

      @@sannidhyabalkote9536 Nope, think more European :D

  • @aran7teen
    @aran7teen 2 года назад +34

    “Having to eat flavoured sand so that you don’t accidentally factory reset yourself” IM DYING BRO 😂

  • @dapperblack3509
    @dapperblack3509 2 года назад +384

    Orca and tiger: DPS
    Horse: Scout
    Elephant: Tank
    Panda: Healer/Support
    I think we all know that the panda is the true mvp of that team

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 2 года назад +29

      Nah. Warcraft taught us Pandas are drunken masters.

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 2 года назад +2

      ♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 2 года назад +5

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 2 года назад +17

      Pandas would not heal or support anyone. Pandas are so lazy and stupid they can’t even support themselves enough to keep their own species alive & reproducing

    • @Lollol-ty2nx
      @Lollol-ty2nx 2 года назад

      E

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +8618

    If Casual Geographic was a professor in Pokemon, he'd be more knowledgeable than Professor Oak himself. No cap.

    • @gustavopagan8921
      @gustavopagan8921 2 года назад +147

      I gotta get my friend to draw this (CG as a Pokémon professor)

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 2 года назад +94

      Yeah true, knowing the fact that he uses little kids to gather information about dangerous monsters (pocket monsters or pokemon cause I know a guy is gonna reply about this). Well atleast he gives them a starter

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 2 года назад +24

      There's gonna be a guy who's gonna say I've seen you before, he doesn't get replies I think. (Typing at 2 am so expect mistakes in what I said I've already had 5 auto corrects)

    • @LazAgha0305
      @LazAgha0305 2 года назад +14

      Here before this blows up

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 2 года назад +26

      Well to be fair, all he'd really need to do to pull that off is remember his grandson's name. Dementia is a bitch.

  • @Clop..
    @Clop.. 2 года назад +3107

    I can imagine Maned Wolves with their long legs copying models by striking a pose

    • @SlothOfTheSea
      @SlothOfTheSea 2 года назад +178

      The maned wolf uses those long legs to:
      -see over tall grass
      and..
      -look extremely fashionable

    • @jennifermckinley8477
      @jennifermckinley8477 2 года назад +2

      😆😆

    • @jilliancrawford7577
      @jilliancrawford7577 2 года назад +36

      Would putting a Maned Wolf on stilts lead to infinite power?!

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 2 года назад +19

      I sense furries approaching

    • @lizlee8715
      @lizlee8715 2 года назад +19

      They trIED to put me on the cover of VOGUE....
      (I just had to...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

  • @thorsal6208
    @thorsal6208 2 года назад +42

    9:19 "And the panda..."
    He's the dragon warrior

  • @tortimeese
    @tortimeese 2 года назад +80

    What a sweet young man. I hope his channel becomes mega-successful (looks like it's heading that way). Now if all Science teachers had his gift of humor, there would be a lot more straight A's in Nature Studies.

  • @thecryptobiologist68
    @thecryptobiologist68 2 года назад +1973

    Fun Fact, the “Tapirs” in Ice Age are actually not tapirs at all. They are based on extinct animals of the Cenozoic like many of the films random animals, them specifically being Moeritherium.

    • @arieloteen9983
      @arieloteen9983 2 года назад +20

      Moeritherium to be specific

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 2 года назад +13

      Ahh yes, the ice age's resident cute anime characters.
      Or is that the ice age's resident bullies who pick on tiger-loving boys?

    • @lunarplanet5214
      @lunarplanet5214 2 года назад +3

      i think its called a paracerathirium
      edit: i misread the comment, im wrong. stop correcting me

    • @jnzupka
      @jnzupka 2 года назад

      @@lunarplanet5214 no

    • @lunarplanet5214
      @lunarplanet5214 2 года назад

      @@jnzupka wait really? then what is it lol

  • @lucasliotti3423
    @lucasliotti3423 2 года назад +2155

    Fun fact about the maned wolves, they have a very particular gait when running, it matches the typical werewolf movie running and those things are FAST and huge, so seeing/being chased by one at night can explain a lot of werewolf sightings at brazil.

    • @the24thcolossusjustchillin39
      @the24thcolossusjustchillin39 2 года назад +15

      Huh

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 2 года назад +90

      They're tall I guess, but compared to most other dogs they're not very muscular. They're also almost entirely herbivorous as mentioned in the video, but even if they weren't, they're wild dogs and as such they will typically try and stay away from humans in general and will only bite if they feel cornered and threatened. They're incredibly shy and docile creatures, so in what world would they chase a human aside from if the human in question was the handler and they were playing?

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 2 года назад +52

      @@lapislazuli9967 Wild dogs... Afraid of people? You met easier wild dogs than I.

    • @lucasliotti3423
      @lucasliotti3423 2 года назад +112

      @@lapislazuli9967 They`re very territorial and when they have cubs the females becomes extremely agressive, i`ve been chased once by a female since we wandered on her territory to turn on a water pump, still it`s mostly bluffs, it`s just the way they run looks exactly like the typical werewolf. Also they can run at about 40-50 miles per hour (about 70 km/hour) and that female kept pace with our pickup for a while before she was satisfied.

    • @s.s.haswanthselvan7064
      @s.s.haswanthselvan7064 2 года назад +43

      @@lapislazuli9967 and them running away can also cause drunkards to conclude they saw a werewolf
      I kid you not,people consider everything they see as they've witnessed myth stuff

  • @melanieblanks7974
    @melanieblanks7974 2 года назад +51

    Bro, I’m depressed af but this shit makes my day & keeps me calm. Thanks man. You don’t even know you’re not only helping students but regular people too. Thanks man. I haven’t laughed in 3-4 days and I literally giggled. Thank you.

    • @duolingoowl8294
      @duolingoowl8294 Год назад +1

      hope you're doing better now

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 6 месяцев назад

      ITS great when one can find Joy in the small Things.
      Hope you are doing well

  • @IGrouchie
    @IGrouchie 2 года назад +16

    “Just so you don’t factory reset yourself” omg that is single handedly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @kirism
    @kirism 2 года назад +2288

    This guy could talk about having gum stuck under his shoe and it would still be interesting

    • @swaythekid
      @swaythekid 2 года назад +1

      yes bo

    • @pocketinfinity6733
      @pocketinfinity6733 2 года назад +29

      "How it got there, nobody knows?"

    • @spirit6787
      @spirit6787 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 2 года назад +29

      @@pocketinfinity6733 ...but it could still turn turtles into hashtags

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat 2 года назад +20

      Read it fast in his voice:
      This claymore made of polymer chains that will weld itself to the sole of your shoe like a genetic experiment gone wrong

  • @saulguardado9007
    @saulguardado9007 2 года назад +1065

    "The other day someone called me a walking pokedex and... they're not wrong "
    A wise man said once

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 2 года назад +3

      @Anna ОpenVip baybe you have zero likes.....

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 2 года назад +3

      @@enjae7962 the comment isn't actually edited either... This also isn't the only comment on this video they've done this on, so I now am inclined to believe it's either a bot or a complete idiot

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon 2 года назад +8

    "You wouldn't even have to kill the Liger, time would do it for you" That is true for literally every animal on that list and every person who has or ever will watch this video.

  • @Allsfairinloveandwarr
    @Allsfairinloveandwarr 2 года назад +4

    I absolutely love this guy! He makes my crappy days so much better.

  • @taylorbee4010
    @taylorbee4010 2 года назад +1246

    The maned wolf feels like a legendary creature that just suddenly became real

    • @tartaruganinjas
      @tartaruganinjas 2 года назад +18

      last time i see one in nature was in 2019, really cool! you can easy find in a zoo, at least on the past was common, i dont visit these anymore so don't know

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 2 года назад +10

      Zacian in a nutshell

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 2 года назад +13

      I remember seeing one at the San Diego zoo. It was majestic

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 года назад +1

      @@ActualTrash8 Lmao true

  • @logansymmes2193
    @logansymmes2193 2 года назад +981

    It’s crazy how that Tapir had better manners than most Mukbang RUclipsrs.

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 2 года назад +14

      IKR.

    • @lauriciaclarke5303
      @lauriciaclarke5303 2 года назад +27

      SpiderZ I hate that I've never watched any of his videos but I know that you're quoting Nicacado 🥑

    • @shepherddog1199
      @shepherddog1199 2 года назад +13

      @@lauriciaclarke5303 you'd be lucky to not even know that sorry excuse for a human. Life is unfortunate.

    • @crppledizzle9374
      @crppledizzle9374 2 года назад +13

      @@pitohui4485 cringe

    • @lauriciaclarke5303
      @lauriciaclarke5303 2 года назад +2

      Shepherd Dog I was blissfully unaware of his existence until the issue between him and Stephanie Soo.

  • @sagitsgem
    @sagitsgem 2 года назад +10

    i dont know why i’m laughing harder with the “gelato monkeys” joke 🤣…i give credit where credit is due. if you are single from having humor, it just means other single people will not make it from being too serious. Continue being you and keep the factual jokes coming 👍

  • @micahbeeson9190
    @micahbeeson9190 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for sharing the petitions! It's important to take real action after awareness has been spread!

  • @ShadowKa
    @ShadowKa 2 года назад +557

    Life is just a real life pokémon show

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 2 года назад +9

      Basically

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 2 года назад +2

      @Anna ОpenVip not only does your comment say it's not edited so you didn't edit it, but also literally no one liked your comment... I'm confused as to why you had to lie about that...

    • @denkikaminari7887
      @denkikaminari7887 2 года назад +1

      @@karine3126 what the fuck

    • @denkikaminari7887
      @denkikaminari7887 2 года назад +1

      @A G N E Z just what the actual fuck

    • @JilanAHmed
      @JilanAHmed 2 года назад +1

      @@denkikaminari7887 dont worry those are bunch of useless bots

  • @dr.extrasaucy1463
    @dr.extrasaucy1463 2 года назад +494

    the fact that a tapir has better table manners than most mukbang youtubers, is pretty crazy!

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 2 года назад +14

      You mean all mukbang youtubers?

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox 2 года назад +7

      @@declicitous1763 that turtle who ate a watermelon: am I a joke to you?

    • @dr.extrasaucy1463
      @dr.extrasaucy1463 2 года назад +3

      @@Al-tanin yeah, like who the frick wants to listen to you slurping noodles or chewing pizza for 3 hours straight

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 2 года назад

      @@declicitous1763 tbf Yuka Kinoshita has pretty good table manners.
      And only her.

    • @zombusshankus9589
      @zombusshankus9589 2 года назад +1

      You could probably just pick a drunk, babbling homeless man off the streets and he'd have better manners than a Mukbang RUclipsr.

  • @caligulasAquarius
    @caligulasAquarius 2 года назад +1

    Vaquitas look cute, with their lil smiles and dot eyes simple and friendly design. Their to pure for this world

  • @rebeccapriest3366
    @rebeccapriest3366 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

  • @justaguyonyoutube9360
    @justaguyonyoutube9360 2 года назад +338

    I need this guy to narrate for national geographic

    • @swaythekid
      @swaythekid 2 года назад +2

      yes

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 2 года назад +3

      Doesn’t everybody

    • @blazeingplanet566
      @blazeingplanet566 2 года назад +3

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 2 года назад +5

      @@blazeingplanet566 I clicked read all because I thought you were going to throw a random"NO" in there just to fuck with us

    • @nizitamaruvaka2294
      @nizitamaruvaka2294 2 года назад

      They really do need to get someone that sounds like they enjoy their job.

  • @LaughingJokerProd
    @LaughingJokerProd 2 года назад +234

    This man the real Professor Oak, cause he's solid

  • @lucidstudious750
    @lucidstudious750 Год назад +2

    This is one of the best channels out there. This man managed to unite people of all kinds to learn biology, which every school has failed to do ever 😂😂

  • @rin169
    @rin169 2 года назад +3

    1:01 I live in Belize, and in my area you don't see them often, but it wouldn't be strange for them to roam on the street side. They are known as Mountain Cows or Tapirs in Belize, and are commonly found in Belize (district). So yeah but wanted to give a little uh thingy.
    Edit: I realized some people might not know how to pronounce tapir. It is pronounced tap - as in like tap water, and ir as in ir. I really don't know what to tell you for that one, but yeah you can pronounce it which ever way you want i don't think it bothers people, but i just wanted to give the pronunciation we use here in Belize. :D

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft 2 года назад +672

    Also Elephants and Orcas are pretty high contenders for "have what would be considered 'human-level intellect' if not in nonhuman bodies"

    • @user-vs9cz9pm1n
      @user-vs9cz9pm1n 2 года назад +22

      They pretty far away to be honest. Orcas are like Neanderthals compared to common dolphin, the latter having probably several thousand words vocabulary, names, and self-consciousness. Elephants are far lower, probably near the dog level.

    • @xplosionslite6439
      @xplosionslite6439 2 года назад +4

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n who said orcas are thicker than dolphins?

    • @user-vs9cz9pm1n
      @user-vs9cz9pm1n 2 года назад +22

      @@xplosionslite6439 well, orcas aren't studied enough and that's not because we can't catch them or feed them in the pool. They're just don't feet into human-born environment and don't behave as they would in the wild. The dolphins are feeling fine tho, communicating with humans. Maybe this isn't an evidence by itself in terms of IQ, but in terms of general consciousness it should be an indication. Well, maybe as the time goes by, I'm gonna turn out to be mistaken.

    • @xplosionslite6439
      @xplosionslite6439 2 года назад +34

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n it kinda is something we can't judge because we can't easily keep them in captivity tbh, their size and migratory lifestyle (they can go weeks hunting whales) are on a different scale to dolphins. It's like if you were kept in a bathtub, wouldn't you get dull and apparently stupid?
      They play with their food just like smaller dolphins play, that's a sign of intelligence. They've also never had a fatal attack on humans and keep a wide berth of human ships, ever since we first began whale hunting, almost like they're passing this knowledge down from generation to generation.

    • @mr.universe7739
      @mr.universe7739 2 года назад +22

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n Orcas are larger dolphins and just as smart if not smarter. They are considered wolves of the see for a reason. For 1. Their cerebrum is large and have one of the largest brain to body ratio of any animal. Also there’s more grey matter per total volume in an orcas brain than that of a humans, which allows abstract thinking. More creases in their brains as well leading scientist to believe it’s more complex.

  • @ralliegalaxxie9034
    @ralliegalaxxie9034 2 года назад +782

    Honestly bless this man for not only being funny, but caring about the animals he roasts XD

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 Год назад +2

    Fun fact: the myth of the chupacabra and skinwalkers could possibly have been created by someone seeing a maned wolf with a skin disease like mange.

  • @jasonjohnson7925
    @jasonjohnson7925 2 года назад +3

    I totally forgot about NBA basketball because of this guy... educational and funny as hell... keep up the great work 👍🏼

  • @cy_torrent
    @cy_torrent 2 года назад +510

    Professor Hood telling us important info before he presents us the starters and our first 10 pokeballs
    EDIT: Fixed spelling errors

  • @hippieduck
    @hippieduck 2 года назад +281

    So that's why Luna is a tapir! Huh, learned something new about Animal Crossing. Cool.

  • @wilsonawesomatic8216
    @wilsonawesomatic8216 2 года назад +5

    2:39 smooth asl lol

  • @gyounce1
    @gyounce1 2 года назад +1

    This channel is an absolute gem. Nicely done.

  • @Damascene_
    @Damascene_ 2 года назад +86

    this man saves me from being bored literally every time im dry on content, amazing

  • @lbbar1940
    @lbbar1940 2 года назад +257

    This guy can show me a highly distorted image of a fish and tell it's a cat.
    And I would believe him

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 2 года назад +19

      I mean it can be argued that a cat, as with just about any vertebrate, is a highly distorted fish.

  • @pepperkelleher3594
    @pepperkelleher3594 2 года назад +3

    I really like how he said exactly what I was thinking about teams 4 and 3. Perfectly in sync

  • @johnb8940
    @johnb8940 Год назад +7

    ASMR is a misophonia sufferers nightmare. Which really sucks because I love animals.

  • @kawaiipueen632
    @kawaiipueen632 2 года назад +176

    I've always wanted a Pokemon but i didn't know the real life versions would be this dangerous

    • @J.A.huscher
      @J.A.huscher 2 года назад +3

      @UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg shut the fuck up no one likes you

    • @randomyoutubeuser3922
      @randomyoutubeuser3922 2 года назад

      @UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg pls disappear

    • @sobeksuwek
      @sobeksuwek 2 года назад +2

      Pokemon is always dangerous

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 2 года назад +1

      The newly revealed Hisuian Zoroark dex entry: "And the illusions that Baneful Fox Pokémon projects have expressions of such utter malice toward every last thing upon this world that those who see them are said to be driven mad by the terror."

  • @BlissfulBluebell
    @BlissfulBluebell 2 года назад +656

    So about the mythical beast like tapirs: in Japan they're called Baku. Legend has it that after the gods finished creating all the other animals, they used the leftovers to create the Baku, a chimera of sorts (all I remember is elephant head sry). Despite it's monstrous appearance, it's actually considered a holy beast that's still popular today. They're loosely based off an old Chinese legend (cus China was the hot chick of the ancient world) where they ward off disease and evil spirits. However, the eating of bad dreams is exclusive to the Japanese Baku which they're best known for today. Interestingly enough, experts can't confirm which came first, the myth or the tapir. Some say it's a coincidence they look similar while others say travelers may have seen tapirs (but can't draw from memory apparently 😂). That said, the term Baku is now used to describe both the beast and the tapir.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 2 года назад +5

      What is the Kanji for "Baku"?

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell 2 года назад +30

      @@kakahass8845 kanji is 獏. It's very common to see it embroidered on pillows especially for children.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 2 года назад +5

      @@BlissfulBluebell Very cool Kanji I want a pillow with that Kanji on it now ツ

    • @Dash101
      @Dash101 2 года назад +15

      That's actually the best explanation yet for why the Tapir is even a thing

    • @BrideofLoki
      @BrideofLoki 2 года назад +16

      Wait... is that why Drowsee knows Dream Eater and looks like a tapir???!!

  • @YggdrasilsBranches
    @YggdrasilsBranches 2 года назад +1

    Dude watching you explain things makes my day lol. I swear you’re my spirit animal

  • @betweensirachahardplace8812
    @betweensirachahardplace8812 2 года назад +5

    4:01 is priceless

  • @Itsssss_eli
    @Itsssss_eli 2 года назад +455

    When we need him the most, the legend returned
    Edit: thanks y’all for the likes appreciate y’all

  • @lemonit8958
    @lemonit8958 2 года назад +375

    Bruh, I feel so bad for the Vaquita. It's so adorable!
    Also, how is this man single? You'll have a young, American, David Attenborough in your life

    • @pug5760
      @pug5760 2 года назад +81

      *in bed*
      “What that mouth do”
      “The Oreo Dolphin will pack out a seal in under 5 seconds”

    • @lemonit8958
      @lemonit8958 2 года назад +12

      @@pug5760 lmaoo

    • @Thegamebeater
      @Thegamebeater 2 года назад +18

      I'm so glad he is talking about creatures like the vaquita. He has such a huge unfluence and do help alot

    • @marraaaa
      @marraaaa 2 года назад +5

      I feel like even if some teenage girl viewers crush on him they still don’t pass cuz he’s like 10 yrs older than most of them (sorry if my english is bad)

    • @Lazyspaceout
      @Lazyspaceout 2 года назад +7

      Unfortunately if 10 are left, then they are beyond saving, reason y is being they would then have to inbreed and eventually go sterile.

  • @0Adnin
    @0Adnin Год назад +5

    Hell ya.
    as soon as I saw Orca, Tiger and Elephant in Team 4. I was I am locking that shit.

  • @mikedabeast360
    @mikedabeast360 2 года назад +1

    Very intellectual & funny roasting, while still having respect for all these animals.
    Keep the great content coming man.

  • @finnlaomeepol6977
    @finnlaomeepol6977 2 года назад +65

    This guy can talk for three hours and not lose his breath

  • @Geheimnis-c2e
    @Geheimnis-c2e 2 года назад +134

    That panda looks like the type to go "ggez" for having four beasts on the team and it getting carried.

  • @iceey2477
    @iceey2477 2 года назад +1

    Panda’s the best teammate on 4
    He’s the heart and spirit of the team
    The other 4 are there to keep them alive

  • @elmoman4404
    @elmoman4404 Год назад +1

    1:57 “hello there, I have come here to talk about your cars extended warranty”

  • @NadoTheJo
    @NadoTheJo 2 года назад +50

    Sometimes I wonder how he comes up with these creative ways to say something that would normally be completely uninteresting but in this case gets you wanting much more of it.

  • @OKingSizeTv
    @OKingSizeTv 2 года назад +106

    Maned wolves are pretty cool. The roam the brazilian Cerrado with has a lot of tall grass, so they have those long legs to generally keep above it.

  • @morgnapoleao
    @morgnapoleao 2 года назад +1

    i was so surprised to start watching the video and go "hey i know that one!" cause I'm brazillian and the Guará 'wolf' is a traditional animal here. He truly is just a dog w long legs

  • @iDontCare12345Countess
    @iDontCare12345Countess 2 года назад +1

    Imagine just chilling in nature and 600 baboons assault you.

  • @agentboi4794
    @agentboi4794 2 года назад +124

    They don't call him a walking pokédex for nothing

  • @a.m.m.4592
    @a.m.m.4592 2 года назад +41

    "Here's ASMR you didn't know you needed."
    Bruh broke me down 😭😭😭

  • @LyricSoul6869
    @LyricSoul6869 2 года назад

    I will never get tired of these videos. Lol

  • @jasongoad2536
    @jasongoad2536 2 года назад

    My new favorite RUclips channel, no lie ! This dude has the gift of gab and his verbiage is next level as well as his humor! 100% bomb ass shit

  • @michaeldimare3786
    @michaeldimare3786 2 года назад +315

    This guy really times his jokes and the pics behind him well. Everything flows together.
    Outside of the occasional brand channel, I haven’t seen an animal fact deliver whit chops like this.
    And he wants to save the vaquita, so y’know, automatic sub just for that.
    Those little Baja bananas need help ASAP otherwise they’ll be Low Diffed

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 2 года назад +1

      Try Zefrank and TierZoo.

  • @CANON555
    @CANON555 2 года назад +81

    I feel like the panda in team 4 would be there for moral support, just chilling in the back while one of the others comes down to hear that they can take down whoever they up against!!

  • @r5cco0n
    @r5cco0n 2 года назад

    literally maned wolves have been my favorite animal for so long, so glad they could be featured

  • @adriannoralez3310
    @adriannoralez3310 2 года назад

    Fun fact : Most famous Tapir in Belize was named April! Love the content bro. Much respect from Belize 🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 2 года назад +72

    That animal draft really gave team 4 an orca and an elephant, then turned around and gave team 5(which was 100% constructed after team 4) a bullfrog.

    • @mr.e3247
      @mr.e3247 2 года назад +3

      @@pitohui4485 This is not the place for you to be selling your lady parts!!

    • @magic2546
      @magic2546 2 года назад +1

      I guess they were admitting defeat.

    • @TheRandomWolf
      @TheRandomWolf 2 года назад +4

      Team 4 could just have elephants and still win, or even just the 4 orcas

  • @Saltylady662
    @Saltylady662 2 года назад +40

    This dude could talk about paint drying and make it interesting.

  • @j.p.4199
    @j.p.4199 2 года назад +1

    "some things just have Australia tattooed all over it"... 😂😂😂

  • @impostaakathefeaster
    @impostaakathefeaster Год назад +1

    Everyone gangsta until strophers learned how to use matches

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 2 года назад +243

    Since you're doing prehistoric animals you should look at Australia's megafuna, some of which coexisted with First Australians … you thought the stuff we have now was crazy!
    And props to the Aboriginals for living in the vicinity of these critters and possibly wiping them out, either through overhunting or using fire hunting and setting giant fires every season which changed the environment - and incidentally being the first known case of _"burn it, burn it with fire",_ a perfectly normal reaction upon seeing Australian wildlife.
    Some of the highlights; 2 metre tall carnivorous kangaroos, a 3 tonne Wombat, giant land going crocodiles, a tree dwelling marsupial lion, and my personal favorites;
    A giant terror bird over 2.5 metres tall called _"the Demon Duck of Doom"_ and a giant snake from the unique family Monty pythonoidis … aka the Monty Python.
    Australian paleontology only really took off after the invention of the Esky (Australian for beer cooler).🍻

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 2 года назад +28

      Prehistoric humans were a force of nature.
      We somehow managed to be natures fuck you for a good while.

    • @HaloisTight
      @HaloisTight 2 года назад +36

      Don't forget the car-sized komodo dragons that was Megalania.

    • @TalenkauenTV
      @TalenkauenTV 2 года назад +13

      Pretty sure there isn't an extinct Australian snake named after Monty Python. Do you perhaps mean Wonambi naracoortensis, the Rainbow Serpent?

    • @TheCucuyo9779
      @TheCucuyo9779 2 года назад +4

      @@maximaldinotrapman, I hope he sees this. 🙏

    • @al145
      @al145 2 года назад +4

      @@TalenkauenTV I think he was making a joke with that one

  • @ragg232
    @ragg232 2 года назад +96

    Didn't realize squids had a radula. It's like a more scary ass version of a cat's tongue.

    • @al145
      @al145 2 года назад +6

      Like the beak wasn't bad enough, I didn't know that either, good lord

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 года назад +1

      It's counter-balanced by the thought of everything tasting like sand paper to it lest it decides that suicide was badass today.

    • @Tokuijin
      @Tokuijin 2 года назад +2

      Only in terms of looks.

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 2 года назад

      @@Tokuijin Well, yeah. I realize that. That’s why I said it.

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 2 года назад

      @person person Uh... Yeah, I know.
      That's actually where I first learned about what a radula even is.

  • @coreywest2796
    @coreywest2796 Год назад +3

    Flat worm looked like the venom symbiote, lol.

  • @grecia3146
    @grecia3146 Год назад +15

    Fun fact: Vaquita means little cow in spanish.

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 2 года назад +710

    Maned Wolf: “So can I be a canine? Like a Wolf but with a prettier, more elegant look?”
    Evolution: “Of course, fox on stilts it is!”
    Maned Wolf: “…wait how-“
    Evolution: “And of course your piss will smell like weed”
    Maned Wolf: “But-“
    Evolution: “I HAVE SPOKEN!!”

    • @marraaaa
      @marraaaa 2 года назад +55

      Weed-smelling piss is quite a good cover, if you’re smoking in a country where weed is illegal you can just tell the cops that it’s your piss and if they don’t believe it they finna find it out the hard way

    • @tazylab6233
      @tazylab6233 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @go-at7783
      @go-at7783 2 года назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @amariewheatley2906
      @amariewheatley2906 2 года назад +3

      Maned wolves are the definition of identity crisis lmao

    • @Temerityofficial21201
      @Temerityofficial21201 2 года назад

      666th LIKE

  • @jessragan6714
    @jessragan6714 2 года назад +175

    I did not know a squid had a doughnut shaped brain with a stomach running through it. What possible advantage would that offer you in the wild? Hydrodynamics?

    • @gamincaimin9954
      @gamincaimin9954 2 года назад +19

      At least their retinas arn't backwards like ours

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 2 года назад +46

      He literally said it: faster processing of visual stimuli since their eyes are on opposite sides of their head.

    • @gamelard1963
      @gamelard1963 2 года назад +14

      if you karate chop it between the eyes you kill it. lol

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 2 года назад +3

      Keep in mind evolution doesn't always select traits that are beneficial. Just the ones that don't end you. A lot slios through that's just... meh.
      To put it too simply.

  • @comic569
    @comic569 Год назад

    "Nothing in water is checking with an Orca"
    Humpback:"Am I A Joke To You?"

  • @Randomness67
    @Randomness67 2 года назад +6

    1:57 i have younger siblings that chew like this

  • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
    @Scr4mbledM3ggs 2 года назад +69

    Ngl I would love to see this guy rewrite the entire Pokédex…

    • @pug5760
      @pug5760 2 года назад +11

      Him: *you dare challenge me mortal*

    • @magic2546
      @magic2546 2 года назад +3

      That would be awesome.

  • @kristiannicholson5893
    @kristiannicholson5893 2 года назад +77

    Regarding the teams: It was a draft meaning each team chose one animal at a time and somehow the Orca wasn't taken first. First overall draft pick went to dogs? Team 1 was trying to lose legit

    • @MrNerd-un6kz
      @MrNerd-un6kz 2 года назад +10

      Elephant was one of the last picks

  • @cap10zomb
    @cap10zomb Год назад +1

    The tapir is believed to be a dream eater because it's a nocturnal animal.

  • @loumontesano595
    @loumontesano595 Год назад

    “Accidentally factory reset yourself”. !?!? I nearly spit the coffee out of my mouth. 😆😆😂😆😂😆😆

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 2 года назад +63

    The Panda in team 4 is basically the "little brother" of the whole "family"

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 2 года назад +3

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 2 года назад +2

      ♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

  • @cursedalmondcookie5880
    @cursedalmondcookie5880 2 года назад +117

    WHOS THAT POKEMON!
    Him: A dolphins! I had to be a-
    IT CLEFAIRY
    Him: Oh Thank God

    • @annuitcptis1447
      @annuitcptis1447 2 года назад +13

      In my opinion clefairy are the most scary Pokémon ever. They are capable of building rocketships to get off the earth, I wonder if they ever decide if they can’t escape earth, why not build nuclear bombs and blow it to shreds?

  • @Hollylivengood
    @Hollylivengood Год назад

    Some things just have Australian tattooed all over it. My conversation has gotten so much better since watching this.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +1

    In high school I had a friend from Belize that told me Tapirs are everywhere
    Went there for vacation a couple years back and he wasn't kidding man. Everywhere

  • @maripaws
    @maripaws 2 года назад +104

    make him the next pokémon professor, Gamefreak. He'd probably even know what Mew is all about.

  • @myatthu7165
    @myatthu7165 2 года назад +169

    As for last animal draft,somebody put Elephant,tiger.orca and a stallion in a single team and really thought "yup.it's balanced" huh.They might thought panda will be an enough set back not realizing that that mf can be ferocious when push come to shove and actually has as high stats as a black bear.

    • @toomanyblocks8448
      @toomanyblocks8448 2 года назад +13

      The elephant and the orca are enough

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 года назад +35

      Pandas suck at living, but they can throw hands.

    • @mikethepunk3209
      @mikethepunk3209 2 года назад +7

      Kung fu panda

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 2 года назад +26

      A panda can easily crunch through bamboo like it's nothing. He could bite off your whole arm if he wanted to. Plus he can just commando roll out of the way of danger. The only major weakpoint is that the panda sucks at keeping itself alive...but that's what the elephant, horse, tiger and orca are there for.

    • @g8tr80
      @g8tr80 2 года назад +6

      Obviously team 4 is the best but I’m thinking team 2 underrated. The Komodo dragon is the only animal out of all those teams with a poisonous attack. So for the animals that are gonna cause the most problems (like an orca) just sacrifice a Komodo for that one bite to poison it and boom that’s probably the orca gone.

  • @alexanderbruwer9363
    @alexanderbruwer9363 2 года назад +1

    The only animal with the BALLS to take on the entirety of team 4 (if not the whole dang roster) at once is heading team 2

  • @karefree_3301
    @karefree_3301 2 года назад

    You bring hope to humanity, due to the shortage of one's attention span. All are able to learn. Thanks. Much appreciated 👍

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 2 года назад +26

    At this point, any animal with an Australian area code gets immediate distrust from me

  • @crawlskank
    @crawlskank 2 года назад +112

    I’ve actually heard of maned wolves. I really like studying them a lot, since it’s interesting their there own species, and nothing else is the same species as the maned wolf.

    • @beansandbandaids8667
      @beansandbandaids8667 2 года назад +2

      *they're *their own species

    • @crawlskank
      @crawlskank 2 года назад +2

      @@beansandbandaids8667 You don’t gotta correct me- It’s just a simple grammar mistake.

    • @Mika-me3og
      @Mika-me3og 2 года назад

      Stop the 🧢 you’ve heard of the maned wolf on that show that Dora's cousin had

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover Год назад +2

      @@Mika-me3og we can’t just stop the hat factory because of a animal

    • @Mika-me3og
      @Mika-me3og Год назад +1

      @@ProfessionalBugLover yes that would be ridiculous

  • @ashb712
    @ashb712 2 года назад +1

    Guess it was anatomically accurate when squidward took that tiny ass bite of that krabby patty he tried for the first time.

  • @wit2030
    @wit2030 2 года назад

    Bruh! Thanks for mentioning and teaching about the vaquita! I WILL subscribe! Here's another animal that's really endangered and no one really knows about, it's called the Gobi bear. 30 left, in Mongolia, and even tho its technically a brown bear, its actually a subspecies of brown bear (Ursus Arctos Gobiensis) that lives in Mongolia. (America has the Grizzly, China has the panda, Canada has the polar bear, and Mongolia has the Gobi bear) Its a suggestion just in case u need another animal.

  • @blindjimmyblaze1655
    @blindjimmyblaze1655 2 года назад +55

    This guy needs a tv show. He could be a Bill Nye for the 2020s!

    • @noahhirsch593
      @noahhirsch593 Год назад

      We need to make a petition immediately get this dude a gig with netflix

  • @gavinwebber3337
    @gavinwebber3337 2 года назад +78

    “To run faze with each other in the evolutionary arms race for female validation”
    Too true.

  • @leonmelvin2206
    @leonmelvin2206 Год назад

    You are really good bruh it's like a black crocodile hunter with a black Sheldon with a splash of Dave Chappelle keep up the good work

  • @wyvnn
    @wyvnn 2 года назад +1

    Fraggers: 🐅 , 🐳 and 🐘
    IGL: 🐴
    Tarper: 🐼