I'm gonna be honest i know nothing about boxing or crypto but after years of listening to the podcast it's come to a point where I've absorbed all this knowledge i don't understand, i am now able to have conversations with dudes about this and act like i know what i'm saying
I don't understand why he is so reserved with the jokes. Does he think I am an easily offended person if I listen to a podcast called "Tiny Meat Gang"?
@@djentlover he doesnt think anything about you, you dont even exist to him. your name. your history.anything. he doesnt hate, love, like, or even care about you. but he doesnt need to. he's a random guy you watch on the internet because you find him funny. trying to put any more depth to it is just building up a fake relationship in your head. thats what simps and incels do with girls that say one nice thing to them. dont do that. in regards to why they cut certain jokes? non pc shit is funny, but the issue is they do not own this platform. they own their channel, but not youtube, and therefore they are subject to the TOS. they also need to keep there sponsors. noel talking about a girls dad holding the camera with one hand while doing unmentionable things with the other might not fly to well with hello fresh regardless of the fact hes being comedic. its not noels fault. its not your fault. unless you own a company, and that company is self sufficient, then you are someone some where's bitch, and thats the reality of it. they make a good portion of their money off sponsors, in turn, they have to play by the sponsors rules, or the sponsors go away, and so the money goes away too. you cant take without giving. its a universal law. whether it be physics, math, science, or life and relationships in general. whatever equation is started has to have an inverse reaction in order to return things back to neutral ground, back to 0. without such things happening all balance is lost.
It was them and Post Malone going at it that made me appreciate that! They were all great. I think it's a coin toss between Noel and Post; being from here, Post fucking nails every word. Xxx
maybe im just high but cody and noel acting out the royal family channel as a cringy family channel literally has me shaking. legit laughed harder than i have in a long time
not gonna lie, I watched the Daddy video and didn't even notice the makeup on anyone else and just thought to myself "wow Cody is looking weathered lately"
Ever since they got the new studio, I've hated this podcast because now I can't fully experience it by just listening. I have to watch the video to give it the respect it deserves.
Glad to see that I'm not alone in believing in Cumrocket. I'm an early investor and I'm holding for the long run. I believe in the fundamentals of CumRocket and Lyd and the whole dev team. What an amazing community.
hey cody and noel, I love the podcast man keep up the great work. i just have one tip tho about the new thumbnail format. dope ass new studio, but now on the new thumbnail, when you click "videos" on your channel, the episode # is covered up by the time stamp (length) of the video. unlike before, when the episode number was at top so it didn't get blocked. that's all bros, thought you guys might want to adjust the new thumbnail so the episode # shows up to viewers. thank you TMG for awesome conversations and comedy!!!
I don't know where you saw that people thought you missed because all the comments I saw loved it, and that you finally made the song of dad jokes you pitched in the Jake Paul video 😂
"dug up these pictures of these miner i used to sell" Starting off great
Absolutely.
Ik I was like wow ok this is gonna be a good pod 😂😂
The content I subscribed for
his reaction was just 😨
I'm gonna be honest i know nothing about boxing or crypto but after years of listening to the podcast it's come to a point where I've absorbed all this knowledge i don't understand, i am now able to have conversations with dudes about this and act like i know what i'm saying
This needs more likes this is amazing 😂
This is exactly what happened to Noel’s dad regarding the stock market lmao
i can’t believe noel didn’t say milwaukee slush
*THIS*
I was waiting for it 😭
!!!!!!!
He did at 29:12 hahah
Same!! I was screaming it at my screen
@@tobiasshellediee4344 nah he didn’t
Thumbs up to do a massive release bulk cut of all of noels super offensive jokes
Including the one from that's cringe we were all supposed to guess?? 💀
@@kenadiewilde yeeeeeaaaah
@@kenadiewilde for those wondering the joke he said in that video was something about their dad holding the camera with one hand i think
I don't understand why he is so reserved with the jokes. Does he think I am an easily offended person if I listen to a podcast called "Tiny Meat Gang"?
@@djentlover he doesnt think anything about you, you dont even exist to him. your name. your history.anything.
he doesnt hate, love, like, or even care about you.
but he doesnt need to. he's a random guy you watch on the internet because you find him funny.
trying to put any more depth to it is just building up a fake relationship in your head.
thats what simps and incels do with girls that say one nice thing to them.
dont do that.
in regards to why they cut certain jokes? non pc shit is funny, but the issue is they do not own this platform. they own their channel, but not youtube, and therefore they are subject to the TOS.
they also need to keep there sponsors.
noel talking about a girls dad holding the camera with one hand while doing unmentionable things with the other might not fly to well with hello fresh regardless of the fact hes being comedic.
its not noels fault. its not your fault.
unless you own a company, and that company is self sufficient, then you are someone some where's bitch, and thats the reality of it.
they make a good portion of their money off sponsors, in turn, they have to play by the sponsors rules, or the sponsors go away, and so the money goes away too.
you cant take without giving. its a universal law.
whether it be physics, math, science, or life and relationships in general. whatever equation is started has to have an inverse reaction in order to return things back to neutral ground, back to 0.
without such things happening all balance is lost.
Top 10 Podcast Bits Said Moments Before Disaster: "Elon is on SNL tonight, we could see doge climb to a whole dollar!"
i got a dogecoin ad before this video and it showed elon’s tweet that said “doge day afternoon”
Its still way higher now than a month ago even after the crash, so it's really hard to say where this thing is going long term.
@@yano4473 womp womp
@@jasmynaminah k
Noel dark humor is back in full force let's go
How I describe TMG to my friends "I mean sometimes they talk about Boxing but it's only like 90% of the time."
where’s the bun. why did he take out his bun. i feel.. hurt, umm betrayed.. my therapist will be hearing about this.
shocked and upset...heart been broke too many times
He looks so good with the man bun!!
I'm not angry, just dissappointed
at LITERAL WOODSTOCK
you’re NOT A STONER.... goodbye.
ok :|
@@haroldrey1731 ok what?
@@tendoctorhoo4851 they arent a stoner and they are accepting it
Lowest effort possible
Noel is no longer surprised it’s today’s free episode now that he’s in space he knows all
every time noel and cody bring out the british accents i comedy cream
Same
Nice one
It was them and Post Malone going at it that made me appreciate that! They were all great. I think it's a coin toss between Noel and Post; being from here, Post fucking nails every word. Xxx
i like how their legs are crossed oppositely and that their outfits match
Ur right
But they don't match at all. Like ik what you mean but they aren't the same
Literally matching how?
ikr
@@kokoblaze420 I think trousers, hoodies and hats. Not matching in colour but in items of clothing?
Cody’s famous last words: “Elon’s going on SNL. It’s probably gonna go to a dollar today!”
Aged like milk
@@tejav3761 lol the worst part is on the bonus episode he goes out of his way to sell all of his other stock to buy doge
@@jrapny Ouch.
Caught this lll
@@jrapny there’s no way! Lol😳🤯
Cody and Noel talking about kripto and Bitcoin makes me feel like I’m in a family reunion surrounded by my uncles
Isn’t it spelt ‘crypto’? I have been lied to my whole life.
@@ConstantVisual yes it's 'crypto'
stuck in a conversation between my dad and my brother and I can't find a moment to make it about me
The uncle podcast
@@hoogabooga6306 *crips
"dug up some pictures of some minors i used to sell" nice cold open
*miners
@@blueismylove3128 nah
@@blueismylove3128 nah
The best part is Right when one of them gets to serious the other one says something to remind them everything’s a joke and nothing matters lol
You hear of this guy Melon brown?
maybe im just high but cody and noel acting out the royal family channel as a cringy family channel literally has me shaking. legit laughed harder than i have in a long time
no cause same omfg i was crying
When was that
@@F300-w5j like around 52:00
British dirty talk during sex was top notch, haven't laughed so hard for a long time 😭
The intro is a fucking banger. I never skip it
Dude its so satisfying!
The Bits where Cody starts the improv and Noel has to think on his feet are the best lol. 51:04 - 51:59 contender for 2nd best bit vs demented Gary V
cody is so traumatised from malone brown that he will keep coming with absolute nonsense just to get a chance at getting back at noel
Who the hell is Cody?
Cody’s English accent is perfection
he's the perfect Love Island candidate
Both of them
Should have called this episode “Cream like an adult”
not gonna lie, I watched the Daddy video and didn't even notice the makeup on anyone else and just thought to myself "wow Cody is looking weathered lately"
LMAOOOOO
Somebody get these boys a copy of 'Power Thoughts' for their coffee table, STAT
YEEESS PLEASE
CHICK-FIL-AYYYYYYY
i’m so ready for this, it literally gets better every week
i legit died at "chik chok"
im liking this same outfit but in black and white yinyang typa beat
0:08 That was a genuine "No" from Cody.
noel’s little giggle after all those cuss words at 21:50
Laugh all you want but the Duke and Duchess
“we broke up” videos gonna do huge numbers
"daddy" is my current favorite song, by far. Might be because i'm 35 and a single dad of two boys.
a king
👑
Was anybody else waiting for Noel to say Milwaukee slush
Do not listen whilst at the gym, almost injured myself from a laughing fit. Pussy jokes almost killed me
Why does he talk like that 🤣🤣
Bruh I was dying at the gym yesterday 😂😂
5:30 had my questioning my sanity hearing Noel’s voice coming out of Cody’s mouth.
i love cody promoting the sponsor by saying “i have brooklinen sheets on my guest bed” aka the bed he doesn’t use
"oh good heavens I'm arriving"
My brother in law is British. Imagining him making those sounds with my sister is down right hilarious and terrifying. 😂
Dear Noel, never stop talking about boxing/mma on the pod. I love when it becomes the mma hour😘
Same it’s actually interesting since I don’t really pay attention to matches
Ever since they got the new studio, I've hated this podcast because now I can't fully experience it by just listening. I have to watch the video to give it the respect it deserves.
Cody is so sentimental I love it
The title scared me I had to click on the vid right away
Glad to see that I'm not alone in believing in Cumrocket. I'm an early investor and I'm holding for the long run. I believe in the fundamentals of CumRocket and Lyd and the whole dev team. What an amazing community.
“You just made me cream, dude”
“WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT LMFAO” 😂
each episode gets better and better. love you guys
Cant believe Noel missed the opportunity to say “Milwaukee slush”
The royal family section had me laughing out loud holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Love u guys ❤️
I put a like before even watching that’s how confident I am with these guys
"y'all rockin with the duke and duchess of these fucking nuts" took me out
32:52 that noise caught me so off guard holy shit 💀
Thats awesome that you mentioned cumrocket! I really want this project to succeed, the staff are so hard working and passionate!!
Totally 💯 legit - one of the best projects on the market 🔥
How much fucking money do I have to pay to uncensor every one of "those" jokes Noel has told?
That minors intro woke me up 😂😂😂
“I thought Jeffrey was into crypto, I had no idea it was kids!”
thursday is my favorite day of the week bc of these men
besties I have no idea what ur talking about but i’m gonna press the like anyways
this is me when they're talking about crypto or mma but I enjoy it nonetheless
Yep same
Ok actually chik-chok is the funniest thing i've ever heard.
50:10
How we feel during one of their five minute ad reads
Demented Gary Vee and crypto miner Ghislane Maxwell are the first two characters in the TMG cinematic universe
All we need now is something like jermania, so we can see which character would win in a royal rumble
Dude..
Unconvincing gay guy was the original. Also squatting 680 guy.
bros with gills walked so that demented gary vee could run
the important question is: do the TMG cinematic universe characters have hand clits?
@@tereza3698 you know too much
I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle, the chairs or the fact that they’re far away from earth but they look suuuper small
theyre just that small, the chairs theyre in are the size of a coke can
I'm enjoying the audio leaked from the team behind the cameras laughing
It is hilariously different by the time this has released. Love you boys
This is definitely a podcast!!!
Fuck yeah it is
That first line-
“Who knows, maybe it’s gonna be completely collapsed by the time this episode comes out” Cody the Crypto messiah?
It's almost June and they're more covered than ever. Ankles Noel?
hey cody and noel, I love the podcast man keep up the great work. i just have one tip tho about the new thumbnail format. dope ass new studio, but now on the new thumbnail, when you click "videos" on your channel, the episode # is covered up by the time stamp (length) of the video. unlike before, when the episode number was at top so it didn't get blocked. that's all bros, thought you guys might want to adjust the new thumbnail so the episode # shows up to viewers. thank you TMG for awesome conversations and comedy!!!
Uncle Nole will always be my favorite
30 seconds in and Noel's already got me in tears.
hey guys, saved up and bought my first merch today i’m so excited :))
So happy for you!
I wish I could get some but I live in England but I'm happy for you!
The look Cody gives Noel after the FAAS line is elite
About to eat my large cotton candy blizzard from DQ & watch my fave podcasts new episode. Life’s pretty lit atm
Can't get over the intro, it's so so good.
noel has tiny ankles love you both
LMAOOOO the British coitus bit had me cryiiiing I'M NOT EVEN LYING I WAS LITERALLY CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER
YALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED AT 10 PM
Or a 4am break from studying *phew*
( sees tmg uploaded two minutes ago )
so i guess im staying up another hour
The ending with the British guy is SPOT ON IM DYING
At 50:53 Noels laugh is definitely that of a tiny meat space menace!
The royal family phone skit🤣😭😭😍
That british dirty talk part always have me rolling on the floor 😂
I’m from Milwaukee, so this episode made my day lmao
I don't know where you saw that people thought you missed because all the comments I saw loved it, and that you finally made the song of dad jokes you pitched in the Jake Paul video 😂
Best episode in a while... Really needed this today!
I’m really surprised Noel didn’t say Milwaukee slush 💀💀
Do you think the people on Patreon realize how good the ad reads are?
i always end up watching both versions but that's on fomo i guess:')
19:40 you guys are so immature and I love it.
Loved the cold open, boys.
I love when the guys in the back laugh
I love listening to this podcast Bc it feels like I’m just hanging out with my straight friends and I understand NOTHING
Surprised Noel didn’t say “Milwaukee Slush!”
well as an Australian
I can confirm that will don't use "mate zoned" here
we just say friendzone like normal people
Anyone else catch that at 5:33?
Damn, I actually like when they talk about fighting
The podcast intro song SLAPS harder than my mom when I forget to wash the dishes
Why doesn’t this have more likes lol
10:03 little would Cody know how much an Elon tweet could actually do
Noels impressions are amazing
Watching that intro while super baked is certainly an experience.
9:40 Noel directly applying radiation to his junk
the most awkward thing is when cody talks and they film it but the audio doesn't make the cut
I like the angle you took the podcast