The Haldol Blowdart!
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- Опубликовано: 26 мар 2022
- I'm pretty sure every Paramedic, Firefighter, and Medical Professional would kill to have this lovely piece of sleepy time equipment.
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this is the epitome of 'you are recieving medical assistance. Please, do not resist.'
Sounds like one of the best Alan Tudyk lines from a Star Wars movie. "You are being rescued. Please do not resist."
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@@AlexandarHullRichter is that K2SO?
@@curtislui2675 yup.
@@AlexandarHullRichter Pretty sure that's what they're referencing haha
As always I applaud the effort that goes into filming these in public
@@bostonrailfan2427
The policemen are his best buddies (read: archenemies).
They already know he isn‘t normal
The public is his domain. Nothing is more dominant in the wild than the EMS/Firefighter making a video 🤣
I once saw a video of a security monitor (A friend brought it from his workplace.) showing a recording of a man who had OD'd and was being wheeled out of the McDonalds strapped and possible handcuffed to a stretcher. The stretcher goes out of view behind the ambulance for about 4 seconds and then the guy, now free from the stretcher AND HIS CLOTHES, hauls ass into the night.
Yeah I bet the poor EMT's who had shown up for that guy really wished for one of these sleep darts.
Well that and it turns out that yes, there are crystals that give you magic powers. Side effects may include arrest, tooth decay and heart attacks.
Don't do drugs kids.
Oh gosh 😬😂
Are those the source of Florida Man's powers?
@@nightsong81 They merely enhance his abilities.
Emt must love drug addict patients: wont tell you what they are on, lie every step of the way and act nutty af.
NOPE. I just let them run. That’s PDs job. Although I have begged for a dart gun for years. 😁. I can’t confirm what these two idiots were on, but we figured it was that mix of meth and fentanyl that’s been running around. One pt was off the hook from the beginning of the call to well after we turned him over to the ER. The other one was COMPLETELY catatonic. ZERO response to ANYTHING. No respiratory depression. Completely dead weight from the inside of his RV to the gurney. He’d already given Narcan, on scene, IN, with no response. We’re in the rig, by student established an IV, 18g with a line, and he gave another dose of Narcan IV. No response during the whole 10 min transport. Guys still maintaining an airway, zero response to anything still, not even a wince. As soon as we started to move him over it was like scene out of Terminator. He opened his eyes, craziest eyes I’d ever scene, sat up, and the rodeo began. Took 10-12 people to hold him down, re-restrain him, and move him over. Just off the freaking hook. You’d have thought they were on PCP.
In the ER, we dream of an aerosolized Haldol room for patients. And staff.
I think a Haldol Hotbox would be the only way we could actually make sure ER staff gets to take their full break.
Nice name
You should market this as a group deal with the ketamine fog machine!
Great content!
Where can I sign up for the Ketamine fog machine??
HAHA!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Call it the retail pack ketamine fog machine for Black Fridays and the blow dart for 1 off Karens
The Haldol Dart would be a *HUGE* hit in Retail Sales...
*Ukraine* - I'll take your entire stock
@@blackmusik109 drop shipment, or carry-with?
A "huge hit" indeed...
"Let me speak to your manager! I'm --"
*~PHOOT!~*
"ZzzzzZZZZzzzzz....."
"Next, please!"
Oh absolutely! For taking down those pesky customers that have an attitude; also for shoplifters!
The shirtless crazy guy should have one handcuff on and be dragging tazer wires… love your stuff brother
Dragging taser wires and a cop who's desperately trying to hold onto the other end of the cuffs
Actually love the blowdart concept for vitamin H. My idea of aerolization had flaws that this solves. You’d better patent it quick!
Now if we can just get Prozac milkshakes & Valium/THC air fresheners…
good for brining your cat to the vet too!
Would you elaborate on what you did with vitamin H?
The "So rested" part got me lol
I am a mental health nurse and frankly I would have given my right arm for one of these at times!
If only Haldol worked this quickly😂
Gotta give them the old B52!
after all that running, i think i might need this in a taser form instead. #tooFat #asthmaThings
I’ve been on the receiving end of a Haldol injection, and I have to agree. I was still walking around and pissed off for a good minute or two afterward. Then, suddenly, the plastic bed in my brand new observation room looked far too comfortable to resist.
@cloud1668 what you do to get it? I've been to the psych ward twice and never got to see it used.
Now all we need is Narcan Lawn Darts....just loft one into the house...."no patient contact" form needed to clear the scenes.
Darned skippy.
Reminds me of the hospital I worked at. Psych patient escaped and hid in the bushes for hours practicing escape and evasion.
This sounds like one heck of a story
@@justafan13 Yeah, he died from exposure before hospital staff could find him. Northern Cape DOH says the hospital is fine to intake mental patients, but they have no padded rooms or a way of identifying who the psych patients are since they're free to roam about. TIA.
@@Waldemarvonanhalt damn
A couple years back my best friend had to spend a couple months in a mental hospital or some sort of facility after he attempted an intentional overdose on painkillers as a means of suicide (thank god it failed and hes better now and realses just how stupid and fucked that whole situation was) but after he got out and came back to school he told me a bunch of stories about his time there ranging from funny to aggrivating, to inspiring, to straight up horrifying and even disgusting, one of the things he told me about was a form of medication delivered rectally that the staff and patients referred to as "booty juice" from what he had told me theyd use it for anything from people seriously posing a danger to themselves or patients or staff to people who complained of a headache or a stomach ache even, at the time we were both still pretty young and i didnt really think too hard about it and was too caught up on the name booty juice and thought it was funny, looking back im starting to realize what the staff there was doing was a major violation of basic human rights, neglect, and full on abuse
XD no. It's not given recall. They'll inject it into any large muscle tissue. The butt just happens to be a convenient large muscle mass to give the shot.
Hilarious to see the Brandweer clothing in your videos. From a fellow firefighter from The Netherlands, please keep making these amazingly hilarious and relatable videos!!
A MUST HAVE for every parent 😂
Nah i call it take the kid to the park and let them have fun and get tired.
....but wait there's more...
"If you order in the next ten minutes we will send you a second dart for only the cost of shipping! Don't delay - have one on standby for both your spouse AND your kid!"
@@-Cece 😂
@@VistaViews btw, I loved your comment on "The Ultimate Last Wish"
😂😂😂
As a substitute teacher ... I'll buy your entire stock.
Just need a “wait, there’s more!” at the end. Maybe with, “If you order in the next 5 minutes, we will include the blow gun”.
“Order now, we can’t do this all night”. Ad proceeds to run nonstop for months!
Actually had kinda this on my previous work at a prison for the mentally disturbed. Though not blow dart, the syringe was pressurised lika a blowdart, stab and nighty night 🤣
One more reason never to go to prison
@@chel-lalasveganmania "for the mentally disturbed"... sounds to me like he's actually referring to a asylum. And if so, he's absolutely spot on with that assessment. Asylums (or "institutions"/"mental hospitals") are 100% prisons, just for the severely mentally unstable.
@@TheCriminalViolin No, I don't think so. An asylum/mental institution/mental hospital is a place for people with serious mental problems who haven't commited/been convicted of any crimes. A prison for the mentally disturbed would be for people with serious mental conditions who have either been convicted of crimes or patient who are not yet competent to stand trial of a crime that they committed.
@@laura121684 Never heard of that being a thing.
@@TheCriminalViolin I don't think they go by that specific name, but I'm not sure since I don't work in corrections or law enforcement of any kind. I do know that such facilities exist, though.
Divided between absolutely *loving* dark humour, and struggling with the fact that my career involves working with people who no longer trust medical professionals because of this sort of thing. Emergency folks... I still do love your humour. Anyone else - please don't feel afraid to call for help, ever. We've got you
Not a medical professional, but a scientist. We face similar issues in our field..however, I feel that mostly rubish public (and sometimes private) education is to blame. Certain types of information that used to be common sense are not anymore because education is getting worse and worse... So, any joke nowadays can be taken at face value because ppl don't know reality anymore.
I had an idea for a gag first aid "thing". (I apologize in advance. I have a dark sense of humor)
I thought of it after Kentucky Ballistics' rifle incident where he used his thumb to stop his artery from spewing blood. It would be called "The Hand of Life." The majority of the hand would be made of gauze or a sponge like material to soak up blood. But the thumb would have clotting compound in it to lessen any bleeding.
Make it a mechanical clamp as well, and it can serve as a tourniquet too...
Just stick a thumb in it.
Pure Genius!
Dark Humor accepted on this channel.
Tampons with clotting factor.
Just keep the name "First Aid Thing" and you've got a marketing campaign straight away if you can get a little licencing issue dealt with.
*Survivors* - "Thank you, Thing!"
a sedative that's great for the kids, never has a truer thing been said.
Only thing better is take their energy and give it to grandparents.
@@thewhitewolf58 If I had a dollar for every time I wished we could have the wisdom of the ages COMBINED with the energy of youth, I’d be stinking rich! WHY does it have to be one or the other?!
Reminds me of a joke commercial I once saw for Children's Chewable Valium. :-D
I laughed so hard at the sound of the kid hitting the floor offscreen 😂
“Night night” 😂 I need a batch of it, please!
GREAT 4 kids!!! As a single mom of two boys, I heartily endorse this.
This is super underrated. I love these types of videos.
"Great for kids" 😆🤣
Actually this got me intrested :D
@@Bleideris0 lol
!•Our service will blow you away•!
The little smile shift and 0:30. . . . . . . It’s the little things that just makes these so perfect.
Edit
And the little bush rustle at 0:11 as the emp goes past
Pitching this to my EMS coordinator
Another idea: One of those mini-air cylinders that are used for filling bicycle tires could be engineered into the system so the medic wouldn't have to use the lung power. Press the button, and pop goes the dart!
I love how it's literally just an epi-pen trainer with writing on it.
Jason didn’t you release this awhile ago? Still hilarious though 😂
If he did I'm glad he reuploaed it
Yea, fairly certain this is a reupload
I wonder what the reason was
It was a long time ago so I figured I might as well see if some of the new subscribers like it lol
@@FireDepartmentChronicles thanks 4 the upload. Never seen it
How dare you threaten us with a good time !! 🤣🤣
You forgot to add the part where the ad goes “and if you order now we’ll double the offer.”
I love those little parts like the guy running away having this comical laugh before being struck with nighty night dart.
The Quality of these videos blows any actual "As seen on TV" commercial out of the water
I was waiting for Vince the Scumbag to pop up with a 2 for one and a Scamwow!
This is amazing! This’ll go in my Prime shipment 📦
Is there a discount for buying in bulk?
You are helping process so much trauma through humor. Adore you and your channel!
I ordered 3 so I no longer get woken up in the middle of the night by those pesky neighbors and I have had a great sleep for the longest time.
I use it for ted who used to mow his lawn at 6am every saturday. Except mine is loaded onto an auto turrent that puts his ass back to sleep when he comes out before 11am
Laugh so ZHARD, Ihave tears... Thank you, sir, may I have another.! Thanks for this.
... and don't forget the Ativan Atomizer! Great for ED waiting rooms!
Thanks for the comedy, a few moments of humor are helping during a rough time right now.
Don't lie.. this would be used more in the fire house than on scene and you know it. 🤣
You deserve a nighttime comedy skit show.
Excellent repurposingof an Epi pen trainer, there have been a few time already that I wish I could do this to some patients
Dude needs his own show.
I love the fact you used an epi pen trainer as the dart. Literally the opposite effect of Haldol 🤣
I love how fast it knocks people out. That’s got to be a very potent narcotic
This has to be one of my favorite channels on RUclips. I love it so much😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
You know that moment when you think of a few people that needs a nap so they leave you alone? Having that moment now.
Even tho this is a re-upload I still applaud it.
I got a Haldol injection when I was 18. I tried to run out of a psych ward that I was in for suicide. It was one of the most truly horrific events of my life. It felt like it took 90% of my brain to the point I couldn't breathe and all I could do was continuously pass out for days. A few days later I ended up having multiple episodes of an acute dystonic reaction that made my neck feel like it was breaking.
Absolute insanity that people inject people with it against their will
I love these videos. Always a much needed laugh during the day
Glad it was re-uploaded fresh, it deserves more views.
Love this! I worked in our mental health unit at our hospital and when we had an elopement I suggested a Haldol blow dart!
and they come in a convenient classroom set for the week before spring break.
Best repurposing of a epipen I've seen!
my wife was telling about the magical power of haldol like 7 years ago and stated, "I wish we had haldol darts..." She is a nurse...
⭐ ⭐ Revolutionary ⭐⭐
Seriously where do i buy one of these?
Excellent. The follow up to the "naptime" ad from a few years ago!
Imma need a pallet of these.
I love your videos
I busted out laughing when the dad grabbed it.
I can't tell you how many times I wish I had this in real life! 😂😂😂
I’ve been on maybe 700 first aid calls (as of the age of 17 in under 2 years of doing EMS as a volunteer,) I don’t think I’ve ever had a call where someone has run off before, but this is pretty funny 😂
Give it time.
You'll learn.
@@lairdcummings9092Is it because if they're caught they'll get a bill? Yes (ambulance/A&E{probably ER to you}) are free here in the UK, but is it really that bad over on our cousin's shores that people will try to evade help?
@@lairdcummings9092 true
@@georgeprout42 over in the UK, Ambulances are free, but ALS and paid ambulance services charge. Volunteer squad only run off donations and do not charge the patients insurance.
@@bostonrailfan2427 right, it’s only been 2 years, but I’m sure it will happen one day 😂
You consistently kill me. I love it.
I need one for my husband! As a retired firefighter/emt his sleep schedule is whack!! lol
I need one for mine. Not a retired firefighter/emt, just an overgrown toddler. 🤣
@@bookfaerie23 Gosh mine is too! An adult child with an attitude! May we should ask for a bunch of these darts then! lol!
Love that its an epi pen in a tube.
This might be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
It's so tempting.
Omg I'm in tears lol as always good job
simply amazing
I have 7 kids. I NEED this.
That was awesome!!!
Best infomercial yet!!
I need this in my life!
Thanks for the laugh
I really needed that
I'm buying these for every day use
0:28 that face. Rofl lmao I died.
I could swear this is a re-upload... I don't really mind since it is still hilarious! 😆💜
So funny. So wonderful.
Reminds me of that nap time commercial video i love it
“I don’t get paid to chase ‘em!” 😂😂😂
Thanks!
Netherlands firefighter shirt ! Love it !
For when the the K-hole fog machine fails!
I had to watch this video 3 times because I recognized the background. Dude is my neighbor. As in, the building next door….
Hahahahaa. I used to live there.
OH MY GOD...
Only $20? What a steal!
My Dad is pretty good with a blow gun and always made jokes about shooting us with Haldol Blowdart as kids whenever we wouldn't get to bed.
That looks suspiciously like an epi trainer! 😂😂😂😂😂
I wish I had this.
The Pool shot has to be my favorite segment.
I know this is a reupload but you still brightened my stupid stupid flu-ridden day
Cheers from the Mile High city!
I’m in wildland and I still need this
I need one of these, gonna order mine right away 🤣😝
I was overdosed on that shit in the 90s and had adverse reaction, and even I'm watching this laughing.
This is hilarious 🤣 too bad this didn’t really exist back when I was actively nursing 😊 love the videos
I SOOO WANT ONE!!