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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Charles Barkley jokes about San Antonio and Galveston, Texas sending the New Orleans Pelicans to Galveston instead of Cancun after the 2024 playoffs.

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  • @carlocaluag7129
    @carlocaluag7129 4 месяца назад +1178

    The way Shaq was jumping as soon as the San Antonio jokes started 🤣

    • @jessepacheco5016
      @jessepacheco5016 4 месяца назад +39

      And that's his home town. He knows it's true.

    • @tevinsherrill5653
      @tevinsherrill5653 4 месяца назад +27

      @@jessepacheco5016 He was actually born in Newark, but he went to high school in SA.

    • @jessepacheco5016
      @jessepacheco5016 4 месяца назад +11

      @tevinsherrill5653 ahh thanks for the clarification.

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 4 месяца назад +8

      Why did the camera man cut away???

    • @davidcapagal3203
      @davidcapagal3203 Месяц назад +1

      Victoria's a secret down there

  • @johnsmithsonian4712
    @johnsmithsonian4712 4 месяца назад +470

    “Dirty ass water!” 😂😂

  • @jodythomas4324
    @jodythomas4324 4 месяца назад +569

    As someone who lives in Galveston, every single thing he said is accurate.
    We go to the beach, just not in the water lmao

    • @jackson5781
      @jackson5781 4 месяца назад +25

      What's up neighbor. He is 100 pct accurate fellow Galvestonian

    • @charlesdarks8850
      @charlesdarks8850 4 месяца назад +25

      Dirty ass water 😁

    • @jackson5781
      @jackson5781 4 месяца назад +15

      @@charlesdarks8850 it basically is

    • @FuShengAlex
      @FuShengAlex 4 месяца назад +12

      Do you wear your "steel toe boots" to the beach? 😂

    • @lzogard
      @lzogard 3 месяца назад +4

      What about the dirty lil creek?

  • @LordArrack1
    @LordArrack1 4 месяца назад +1778

    Them big ole women of San Antonio is probably the greatest running joke in the history of television. Worldwide.

    • @lakerdave32
      @lakerdave32 4 месяца назад +67

      100% agree!!! I was at a Summer League game in Vegas last summer watching The San Antonio Spurs and I yelled out Big Ol Women and a lot of people around me started laughing!!! Thst is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

    • @sportballotaku2139
      @sportballotaku2139 4 месяца назад +26

      Might be the last time we ever hear that joke live.

    • @spacemountain5624
      @spacemountain5624 4 месяца назад +22

      @@sportballotaku2139exactly. Chuck might as well let it rip!

    • @ckersh74
      @ckersh74 4 месяца назад +16

      Now that the show is almost over, he can go ahead and blast away.

    • @shadowxps
      @shadowxps 4 месяца назад +7

      @@sportballotaku2139I was laughing now I’m sad

  • @Noisy_Cricket
    @Noisy_Cricket 4 месяца назад +467

    This man gonna get the state of Texas to enact a multi million dollar clean up project to remedy the beach issues 😂

    • @untexan
      @untexan 4 месяца назад +30

      Gonna take a hell of a lot more money than that

    • @jackjohnson8244
      @jackjohnson8244 4 месяца назад +18

      Texas isn't big on cleaning up the outdoors. We have to settle for our small parks and ok lakes.

    • @vent51177
      @vent51177 4 месяца назад +6

      The water isn't so much dirty, its Murky. That part of the gulf is just like that. There are days when conditions are right that the water is blue but apparently its not good for the sea life long term.

    • @jackjohnson8244
      @jackjohnson8244 4 месяца назад +16

      @@vent51177 You forgot about the oil.

    • @seanrojas
      @seanrojas 4 месяца назад +13

      San Antonio need to remedy them big ole women too

  • @angelariley3082
    @angelariley3082 4 месяца назад +200

    Some lady hollered in the back😂😂😂

    • @wwetnabamafan194
      @wwetnabamafan194 3 месяца назад +12

      One of the staff members most likely. 😂

    • @lzogard
      @lzogard 3 месяца назад +10

      Even tho it’s regarding women😂😂😂 makes it even better

    • @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh
      @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh 2 месяца назад +1

      @angelariley3082 Obviously that lady is from Austin.Nothing ever happens there they all go to SA for their entertainment and eat them Churros.

  • @suka3478
    @suka3478 3 месяца назад +48

    “Everybody was great to me in Galveston, but your beach was dirty as hell” 😂😂

  • @kurtisgoombi2534
    @kurtisgoombi2534 4 месяца назад +310

    I love seeing Shaq laugh that hard.

    • @justinforster204
      @justinforster204 4 месяца назад +18

      That's the best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kelseyblackhawk2615
      @kelseyblackhawk2615 4 месяца назад +9

      Even better when it's Chuck making him choke from laughter. 😂

    • @JimNorkas-qx4nt
      @JimNorkas-qx4nt Месяц назад

      You and me both. Best part of show, choking laughter,tears in eyes.

  • @Westend2767CW
    @Westend2767CW 4 месяца назад +47

    This show cannot die.

  • @jassomaljama88
    @jassomaljama88 4 месяца назад +213

    Kenny : WHY IT’s a secret? 😂😂 then continued to drink like he has nothing to do with it 😂😂😂 Chuck os funny af 😂😂😂 best show ever

    • @Atomsk0192
      @Atomsk0192 4 месяца назад +59

      People sleep on Kenny but he is a gold medalist in instigating

    • @jackson5781
      @jackson5781 4 месяца назад +1

      Kenny not there and hate it cause of the rockets

    • @doransshield9176
      @doransshield9176 4 месяца назад +1

      that's vince carter

    • @morpheus232001
      @morpheus232001 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@doransshield9176 some of the clips it was Kenny

    • @davida.mbalike2732
      @davida.mbalike2732 3 месяца назад

      man, I lost it when he asked that😂😂

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 4 месяца назад +84

    2:19 Shaq hitting the table knowing what Chuck was gonna say next😂

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 4 месяца назад +105

    Even the way he says “Galveston” is so damn funny

  • @alperyldrm6385
    @alperyldrm6385 4 месяца назад +87

    2:10 best part of the joke. shaq were jumping in his seat like a kid when a hears the word san antonio

  • @JamesBlevins-zw5xo
    @JamesBlevins-zw5xo 4 месяца назад +142

    You know it's funny when Ernie can't even hold it in! 😂 Thanks for the upload!!

  • @kuromiku8797
    @kuromiku8797 4 месяца назад +53

    Basically said "RESPECTFULLY, your water is dirty as hell" 😂

  • @TexasWreckShop
    @TexasWreckShop 4 месяца назад +307

    I grew up in San Antonio. It's been nearly 25 years of big ol women jokes...and I still laugh like it's the first time I heard it.
    I remember a local TV show got a bunch of the prettiest SA girls to make a response video to Chuck in like 2004. They thought they showed him...until it aired on TNT and Chuck said "They must've went and got them women from Houston cus those ain't no san Antonio women😂😂😂 "

    • @jaylenharris6445
      @jaylenharris6445 4 месяца назад +8

      I thought he said from Dallas but either way that was funny as hell 😂😂😂😂

    • @brianjuice
      @brianjuice 4 месяца назад +11

      The original quote was "from Dallas". As someone who's lived in Houston for 18 years, the women here ain't much smaller. 😂

    • @mozdaboz
      @mozdaboz 3 месяца назад +4

      I think that's when they showed Tim Duncan's girlfriend with some others though it's probably around 2012/13...

    • @youtuubba010
      @youtuubba010 2 месяца назад

      He said it took them “all day” to find them😂

  • @hanschristopherson8056
    @hanschristopherson8056 4 месяца назад +140

    You know it’s funny when the camera crew is laughing 😂

  • @davidderice7721
    @davidderice7721 3 месяца назад +29

    2:49 Shaq laughed so hard he flashed the peace sign like I'm done ✌🏼 😂😂

  • @superkid12345
    @superkid12345 4 месяца назад +107

    Man imagine if social media was a thing when chuck was playing. Dude would have had 50million followers about 20 suspensions.

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 4 месяца назад +38

    Sir Chuck is the king of doubling down.

  • @doransshield9176
    @doransshield9176 4 месяца назад +49

    you know it's funny when the production crew are laughing 😅

  • @lightskinnedlarry728
    @lightskinnedlarry728 3 месяца назад +23

    I’m really gonna miss this show

  • @dbiscoc287
    @dbiscoc287 4 месяца назад +80

    Somehow my wife convinced me to vacation in Galveston because she had relatives in Houston. Chuck is right, it’s terrible. You sit on the beach watching oil tankers waiting to capsize and dump more oil in that “dirty-ass water”

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku 3 месяца назад +2

      In Galveston's defense, it's got a lot of awesome spots, history, and food.
      I was down in February, so it wasn't beach season anyway, so I can't say if the beach was dirty or not.
      But definitely more to the city than just their beach.

  • @tonychen3368
    @tonychen3368 4 месяца назад +343

    Ladies and Gentlemen, here we hecking go, here we hecking go, them “Big ol Women of San Antonio” is back! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @supercussion6590
      @supercussion6590 4 месяца назад +5

      Whats a hecking

    • @hylianlegends
      @hylianlegends 4 месяца назад +1

      Heckling. Misspelled

    • @tonychen3368
      @tonychen3368 4 месяца назад +10

      ​​@@supercussion6590Instead of saying the F word, I said Hecking.

    • @tonychen3368
      @tonychen3368 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@hylianlegendsNope, I said Hecking, instead of typing the F word I made it clean.

    • @DogZy9
      @DogZy9 4 месяца назад

      @@tonychen3368ye but your mind is dirty

  • @djthomas4112
    @djthomas4112 4 месяца назад +103

    I didn’t have steel toe boots 😂😂😂😂

  • @lamontmelrose7640
    @lamontmelrose7640 3 месяца назад +12

    I live 45 minutes away from Galveston...he is speaking facts!! Dirty ass water is tha truth!! I lived in Va Beach VA and Galveston ain't got nothing on that beach!

  • @KingRooney89
    @KingRooney89 4 месяца назад +32

    He did the whole San Antonio set from way back in the day. No one is better than Chuck on TV 😂

  • @georgepalmersr.761
    @georgepalmersr.761 2 месяца назад +5

    Ernie Johnson tried his best to keep from laughing. The back ground crew could be heard laughing. True masterful moment in television history!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ctopanga14
    @ctopanga14 3 месяца назад +14

    The low key funniest part of this video is Ernie laughing. He doesn't break as much as the others, but when he does, it's great.

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 Месяц назад

      The point of no return when Ernie laughs lol

  • @raymelpoche9415
    @raymelpoche9415 4 месяца назад +18

    We can’t lose this show!!

  • @alexdiamond2k14
    @alexdiamond2k14 4 месяца назад +23

    "Somehow..."
    "Victoria is a secret doen there"
    😂

  • @univang1852
    @univang1852 4 месяца назад +47

    Lmfao you know what sets shaq off....san antonio big ol women jokes by Charles barkley 😂 I swear never gets old

  • @bigolwhiteboy33
    @bigolwhiteboy33 2 месяца назад +5

    2:20 was the best part. Shaq jumping up and down once Chuck mentioned the women in San Antonio 😂😂. These two make this show 🤣👍

  • @danzam40
    @danzam40 2 месяца назад +6

    Chuck tries out new material with the steel toed boots in Gavelston and gets a light chuckle from Shaq. Chuck mentions San Antonio big ole women for the 1000’th time and Shaq jumps up and down and chokes on his laughter! 😂

  • @JT-Rebel
    @JT-Rebel 4 месяца назад +35

    San Antonio: DAMIT Galveston- we catching strays because of yall.....Clean your damn beach!!!!

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 4 месяца назад +8

      Galveston: San Antonio, ease up on them churros. Sugar be flying everywhere

    • @NSV610
      @NSV610 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Ravenfanatic5 Weight watchers a gold mine in San Antonio

    • @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh
      @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh 4 месяца назад +4

      Y'all got a dirty old creek down in San Antonio,all them big ol' women down there wearing Bloomers munching on churros,sugar flying all over the place.And you know why Victoria's a secret...well it's a secret.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 4 месяца назад +3

      @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh "I think its a great city. They got the best organization in the NBA. But they do have some big ole women down there."

    • @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh
      @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Ravenfanatic5 🤣🤣🤣 they do have some big ol' women there

  • @AnthonyJohnson-jp3ht
    @AnthonyJohnson-jp3ht 3 месяца назад +7

    When I first seen this live on TV I knew that it was another instant classic for Charles.😂😂

  • @johnjimmy7577
    @johnjimmy7577 4 месяца назад +16

    The San Antony joke was funny in 04 and it’s still funny in 24

    • @myash32
      @myash32 4 месяца назад +2

      Lolol. I think that started in like 2012-14. Remember shaq was still playing in 04

    • @alizitouni8758
      @alizitouni8758 3 месяца назад

      @@myash32it started before shaq joining them

  • @BrandonGibberson
    @BrandonGibberson 3 месяца назад +9

    *Paper crumbles*
    Ernie-What????!

  • @andrewarugay9305
    @andrewarugay9305 4 месяца назад +32

    Dirty water in Galveston ❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @fordtaurus1
    @fordtaurus1 3 месяца назад +6

    kenny: "why is it a secret" top tier assist lol

  • @somerandomguy9156
    @somerandomguy9156 3 месяца назад +8

    The rocket part kills me 😭

  • @SlayerVids
    @SlayerVids 3 месяца назад +5

    This might be chucks funniest rant and that’s saying a lot

  • @AnilKumar-uj1qy
    @AnilKumar-uj1qy 4 месяца назад +42

    Thanks for uploading this bro. God bless you

  • @chrisgallon3037
    @chrisgallon3037 2 месяца назад +3

    Ernie couldn’t hold it together 😭😭😭

  • @chibuzonnadi6252
    @chibuzonnadi6252 3 месяца назад +6

    The beach dirty as hell 😂😂😂

  • @thewatcher8343
    @thewatcher8343 4 месяца назад +42

    this is fucking gold man 😂😂😂

  • @rhynogaming8617
    @rhynogaming8617 4 месяца назад +10

    Galveston is so bad that chuck would want to go to San Antonio 😂

  • @jasonjohnson5080
    @jasonjohnson5080 4 месяца назад +33

    Victoria is a secret down there

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 4 месяца назад

      "They can't fit in them cute little panties. They need drawers" 🤣

  • @ripcougrrebl
    @ripcougrrebl 4 месяца назад +8

    Man!!
    I’m gonna miss this show

  • @mc76
    @mc76 4 месяца назад +6

    Always a pro, Ernie never misses a sponsor tag.

  • @howardsamuels9815
    @howardsamuels9815 4 месяца назад +29

    Fam SHAQ was done…..😂😂😂

  • @patrickcarrillo714
    @patrickcarrillo714 Месяц назад +3

    You know something's bad when Chuck saying he rather go to San Antonio

  • @aids2099
    @aids2099 2 месяца назад +3

    Ernie couldn’t do anything 😂😂😂

  • @DenverIn4
    @DenverIn4 3 месяца назад +6

    “With that dirty ass water be washing up on the shore, you people think they at the Beeeeach”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀 I can’t bro, protect Chuck at all costs

  • @kylethorsrud1692
    @kylethorsrud1692 4 месяца назад +26

    Thank you for uploading this, for some reason NBA on TNT is trying to hide the San Antonio part lol

    • @DogBehaviorSolutions
      @DogBehaviorSolutions 4 месяца назад +8

      They didn’t want the smoke from the big ol’ women of San Antonio.

    • @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh
      @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh 4 месяца назад +4

      @@DogBehaviorSolutions Smoke...that's coming from the man frying all them churros for those big ol' women of San Antonio.

  • @hungryglass5638
    @hungryglass5638 2 месяца назад +4

    2:16 😂😂😂 his response and shaqs reaction omg

  • @h_iii
    @h_iii 21 день назад +2

    It took the combination of a billionaire and the bee-hive to get Chuck to apologize. And then afterwards he still talked shit! LOVE YOU CHUCK😂😂😂😂

  • @championsway496
    @championsway496 4 месяца назад +10

    The people laughing in the background is hilarious to me. lol😂

  • @hayatoochiai1642
    @hayatoochiai1642 4 месяца назад +16

    Galveston, TX and that damn dirty water not a beach can't get in the dirty ass water 😂

  • @dentonperezsanchez
    @dentonperezsanchez 3 месяца назад +3

    It’s bittersweet because it’s ending but is anyone else looking for an unhinged Charles Barkley when he has nothing to lose?

  • @njabulodlamini9955
    @njabulodlamini9955 4 месяца назад +5

    Chuck is effortlessly funny 😂😂

  • @williammurray5245
    @williammurray5245 2 месяца назад +2

    As someone that grew up in Houston and my grandmother was from Galveston, I thought water was brown until I went to Florida. This is so funny and accurate.

  • @thabanesutu79
    @thabanesutu79 4 месяца назад +10

    You know it’s funny when Ernie is laughing too

  • @stevensuarez4843
    @stevensuarez4843 4 месяца назад +10

    Galveston is in trouble again today.

    • @darrylhenry3188
      @darrylhenry3188 4 месяца назад +1

      I saw that on the national news with the oil rig boat and the bridge and this was the first thing that came to my mind dirty ass water😂

  • @AEMoreira81
    @AEMoreira81 4 месяца назад +15

    The people in Galveston are nice, but that water…🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩

  • @brarx0166
    @brarx0166 4 месяца назад +12

    Poor Chuck just wanted to go swimming...

  • @rodneyford8
    @rodneyford8 4 месяца назад +25

    And they wanna get rid of this show. Smh

    • @mozdaboz
      @mozdaboz 3 месяца назад +1

      It's not the NBA's fault but the CEO of the network... He said they don't need the NBA to exist...

  • @jim-2194
    @jim-2194 4 месяца назад +16

    It's a goldmine for weight watchers

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 4 месяца назад +1

      What they be wearing Chuck? Bloomers, big granny panties🤣

  • @teshmusic
    @teshmusic 3 месяца назад +4

    shaq that was perfect setup for Chuck

  • @thomasgreco5920
    @thomasgreco5920 4 месяца назад +4

    They're a comic duo.

  • @jackson5781
    @jackson5781 4 месяца назад +13

    I live in Galveston and aint one lie he told

  • @rubensoares3943
    @rubensoares3943 4 месяца назад +3

    Shaq is in national TV dying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I love this show!!!

  • @dsfddsgh
    @dsfddsgh 25 дней назад +1

    The one two punch of Galveston and San Antonio was almost too much for Shaq. 🤣🤣

  • @SC_310
    @SC_310 4 месяца назад +9

    He’s dead serious too

  • @CatNapZZZZ
    @CatNapZZZZ 3 месяца назад +4

    😂🤣😂 He’s right though LOL

  • @teshmusic
    @teshmusic 3 месяца назад +4

    Dont break this show up.

  • @carolgarth7976
    @carolgarth7976 4 месяца назад +12

    Oh please do a segment where you take Chuck to that beach please!! 😂😂😂

  • @KingBuc37
    @KingBuc37 4 месяца назад +16

    An Audio Toon of this would be hilarious!

  • @Mergatroid_Skittle
    @Mergatroid_Skittle 4 месяца назад +7

    San Antonio caught a stray again 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bandito241
    @bandito241 4 месяца назад +8

    He can’t mess the pedicure on his feet 😂😂😂

  • @NSV610
    @NSV610 4 месяца назад +2

    Galveston has joined San Antonio, Steam Room, and Street Meat into the Barkley All Time Classics

  • @kotakidd2653
    @kotakidd2653 2 месяца назад +3

    Turner sports saw this & said 1 more year

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 4 месяца назад +5

    The way Chuckster drones on and on and on, he's halfway to Boomhauer.

  • @donyellmcgee8236
    @donyellmcgee8236 4 месяца назад +10

    "Where they going Chuck?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @codysmith5602
    @codysmith5602 4 месяца назад +2

    He hasn’t done that joke in years it feels like. The big ole women is the best thing ever. Signed a person born and raised in San Antonio.

  • @dorransmith7342
    @dorransmith7342 4 месяца назад +4

    The most NO CHILL human being on TV

  • @Yibambe5253
    @Yibambe5253 4 месяца назад +1

    That San Antonio joke. You could just see and hear . The pure natural laughs of Shaq.

  • @UKBornin1971
    @UKBornin1971 4 месяца назад +3

    Shaq always eggin' on Chuck

  • @denisako6493
    @denisako6493 4 месяца назад +5

    Chuck should be a comedian

  • @Rudeboy876
    @Rudeboy876 4 месяца назад +4

    “Dirty ass wata “ 😂😂😂

  • @alexiswilson8179
    @alexiswilson8179 4 месяца назад +6

    Chuck vs Texas 😂

    • @allenparedes6132
      @allenparedes6132 4 месяца назад +1

      Just San Antonio and Galveston. Worst beach ever

  • @jektonoporkins5025
    @jektonoporkins5025 4 месяца назад +14

    At :24 I said “Who the fuck is Obi Havana” and checked my WhatsApp real quick.

  • @poeticthoughts06
    @poeticthoughts06 4 месяца назад +2

    Shaq falling apart never gets old. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @wwetnabamafan194
      @wwetnabamafan194 3 месяца назад +1

      Especially when it's those big ol' women from San Antonio😂😂😂

  • @Ravenfanatic5
    @Ravenfanatic5 4 месяца назад +10

    The underwear store Victoria's Secret, its a secret for them big ole women down there
    Charles Barkley

  • @blackout07blue
    @blackout07blue 4 месяца назад +7

    You can go in the water, but you can’t see thru it so you can’t see sharks.

  • @perryellis1423
    @perryellis1423 4 месяца назад +4

    Shaq laughing like he in the 6th grade with Charles the class clown🤣🤣🤣

  • @JEZZE4322
    @JEZZE4322 4 месяца назад +5

    As a houstonian this is fucking hilarious

  • @Rock-n-Rolla369
    @Rock-n-Rolla369 3 месяца назад +3

    I used to live in Galveston. He’s not wrong lol. Still a great city, though.

  • @frednugent2310
    @frednugent2310 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm from the Galveston area and I've always disliked Charles Barkley but he's right!😂

  • @jeremianderson4861
    @jeremianderson4861 3 месяца назад +1

    Just imagine! They actually get paid to have this much fun!