Oh my gosh! I'm subbed to you! :D And I have to agree. This was the first episode I ever watched (I watched it when it came out). I came here because this is my favorite as well.
Easy, buy or make an icing piping bag and empty the jar into it :) I did it last month when I make a nutella/peanut butter cake... we had lots left over and it was great for making sandwiches!
Thanks guys for this episode. My 4 year old nephew couldn't stop laughing when you guys were shooting each other with the stuff. It made his and my day!
Link, "We are putting ourselves in harms way or the sake of science." Me, "Science my ass! You're doing this for the sake of entertainment!" Then I laughed.
So science can't be entertaining? It is called a Quasi-experiment. It is a natural experiment. It is impossible to have a control in this situation given that there are too many items of different viscosity/pressure to test. In some respects quasi-experimentation is more accurate than any other form due to the absence of a control as it allows a more natural response. Everybody's sense of taste is a little bit different so it is impossible to test all 7.4xx billion people in the world therefore taste testing is a quasi-experiment.
I thought this, but mainly because of the cleaning process & how badly it would all just smear. None of what he got sprayed on him could’ve done any damage to the lenses though. Not sure about the plastic frame however.
I used to do something similar to this with my soldiers. When we were in Baghdad, people used to send care packages full of crap we didn't need (like shampoo and body wash); we could get all that stuff on our own. So we ended up with boxes upon boxes of unused shampoo, body wash, lotion, sunscreen, various ointments, liquid soap, etc. One day my commander got fed up with all the boxes of crap in the corner and told us to deal with it. I took some of my soldiers up to the roof and we laid each item on the edge and jumped on it to see how far it would squirt. I wanna say I recall sunscreen being the winner.
Kroeckinator I've never seen it before, and they are American and have it in their video, and it's a stereotypical American product. That's all I was implying, dipshit.
It's not really butter--it's margarine. Which is gross, but was (and is still, perhaps) sold as a "healthier" alternative to butter, so it got kind of popular and it's still around. Cheaper than real butter, too. But I would hate to get a bunch of it squeezed onto to my face, for sure. That part made me cringe more than the coke and pizza, which was also nasty.
***** Hysterical: of, pertaining to, or characterized by hysteria Hysteria: an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc. He used hysterical correctly. And now, you, as well as 3 others, look stupid.
2019's version of the intro song makes the 2014 version sound like a sweet lullaby 😊
DU DU DUDU DU DUDUDUDUDU DU DU DU DU DUUUUUUUU
@@shadowxxe lol what ?blackpink?😂
@@crybabysarmy2350 no the intro
@@shadowxxe oh ok sorry
@@crybabysarmy2350 blackpink is everywhere
How to tell the year of a GMM episode:
1: the intro
2: links haircut
3. Rhetts beard
Lol
Facts!!!
3.rhetts beard
Andrew Qu yes 😂
Hahahaha lol I’m dying!!
Rhett's beard and Link's glasses too lol
Definitely needed the comfort of older gmm during quarantine
Ya
Pregnant pp
They need a part 2 to this
@@nitrogames1829 Squeezable food test (Resqueezed)
ugh same!!!
“ nothin scarier than staring down the hole of a butter nozzle “
Put that on a t-shirt!!!
That's what she said.
(*_*)
They did
we need another one of these... PLEASE MAKE A SQUEEZABLE FOODS TEST PART TWO!!!
Yes!
Abdullah Almousalli yes
Abdullah Almousalli yes!
Abdullah Almousalli Yes!
Abdullah Almousalli Y E S
I laughed out loud SO HARD when Link got absolutely BLASTED with Rhett's pizza and coke mix.
+Hex_ me too!
Omg no I was gagging so gross
I was watching that part when u said itXD
i nearly choked I was eating pizza lol
That looked like something that should not be mentioned... blah!
"This has a horizontal opening..."
"I have a horizontal mouth!"
I wonder how many times link has had to buy new glasses because of this show
Probally more than a hundred😂
Yes
i have just now realized that there is such a thing as squeezable bottled butter.
The future is now
Michael Coates same
Livin like larry
It's actually vegetable oil. They use it in streetcorn
I didn’t even know about the jelly
This may be your best episode.... that pizza and coke makes the video!
Oh my gosh! I'm subbed to you! :D And I have to agree. This was the first episode I ever watched (I watched it when it came out). I came here because this is my favorite as well.
Me too and I didn't know you watched this!
not the best cuz if u think that u prolly havent seen all gmm episodes but yh
Its Michelhickox 😜😜😜😜😜
+Alan Gonzalez 00
The whole pizza and coke bit had me in tears. So hilarious...
Same😂😂
O.M.G same!!😆😋😅😂😝😜😛
Brandon Cole not at all how did yall think that..would be funny p.s. just saying not funny at all straight
Brandon Cole yeah pizza and coke, yeah, pizza and coke
shutup
Why did he need a measuring tape to see it made it lol
Great question😂
comedy
I was crying laughing at Rhett's concoction part😂😂😂😂😂
"Theres nothing scarier than staring down the hole of a butter nozzell
Words of wisdom
+JaYgUy JaYgUy YOU SAID WHAT HE SAID HOW UNEXPECTED.
+Danald Trimp go home
Link: squeezability achivment!
Rhett: unlocked, is what you say.
Link: squeezability unlocked!
Rhett: achivment unlocked.
Crew: (Laughing)
Link: achivment unlocked!
*Achievement
misspelling achievement achievement unlocked!
Is it bad that a Squishietoy is watching a video about squeezing fruits, condiments, cereal, etc?
+LittleNooNoo lol
Squishietoys XD
9:14 link: ITS PIZZA DOODE
Rhett: PITZA DOOODE!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha so so so funny 😂😂😂😄😂
9:16 Rhett's British Accent!! 😅🇬🇧
"Squeezable Food Test 2" Needs to be a thing!
Omg yeah they should do that on 10 august i almost pissed my pants this ep.
+Myles Prower
maybe smashable foods like tomatoes
zs
+Caraline Girouard ss
And ice cream!
8:57 OH MY digustingly hilariousness.
looks like someone had diariha all over his face
Oh yea. Sound effects didn't help either. I laughed too hard.
I was dying XD
I hope you didn't rupture your colon.
That killed me hahahaha
AAAAAAA THE OLD HAIR AND INTRO
ikr
:0 😜✌🏼️...........💩
THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL
its not a big deal geez.....
Knob
Netflix: Still Watching?
Somebody's Daughter: 5:54
OMG NO
😂😂😂
That wasn’t even butter, it was literally just rhetts kids
@@ChristinaJ01126 ...what
Euan Hamilton nvm
I'm not gonna lie, I farted like two seconds before Rhett said " What's that smell?" Best. Timing. Ever.
Go to 5:52 ~ 6:03 close your eyes and let your imagination run wild.
Wut
+John Kramer ewwwwwwwwwwww you nasty bro I tried it
Wut da heck
and 6:14 LOL
AA AA with eyes closed nasty
Oh god the sound and color of the concoction at 9:00 almost made me vomit.
Agreed
I definitely think this episode should get a redo in the modern version of GMM
This looks like a Dexter "Kill Room" to me. LOL
:)
^_________^
I was just about to comment this
Haha just thought about this and read ur comment 😂
Eee Wxy same
The thumbnail looks like Rhett's severed face got thrown onto a wall.
Ikr
it really does.
Ya
yea thats what i was thinging
Rhett looks like he killed somebody 😆
I know right
Argenis Espinal ya
no it looked like his face was bloody
When
yumyumtm lostao and
"DUDE NEED SOME BREAD UP IN HERE MANE"
"all squeezable foods are not made equalbl-bl-bl"
I love you rett
rett
rett
rett
rett
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The thumb nail looks like Rhett's head got cut off and slung on the wall
That's what I thought it was for a long time.😂 I thought someone Photoshopped it.
I thought some took the mallet and hit Rhett's head off😂
OMG Same!
ikr
I thought the same thing
I believe this was my first episode of GMM. 7 years later. I'm hoooooooked!
7:58 what your toilet sees every morning
""You don't need to contact Kellogg's!!!!!"
My favourite line ever!!!!
Lmao. "DAT Total" I see what you did there.
Rhett: I have a horizontal mouth.
2018 anyone this is my 15th time watching this
Leland plays yeah same here
The part with the cereal looks like a turd
2018.. 8 months later! Never gets old.
my 60000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000000000000
Me
if there was squeezable nutella....
.....................
mhm............
MLG SNORTER You're joking. Where can I get some??
MLG SNORTER thanks for all the help
Easy, buy or make an icing piping bag and empty the jar into it :) I did it last month when I make a nutella/peanut butter cake... we had lots left over and it was great for making sandwiches!
The pizza and coke concoction was the most beautiful thing iv'e ever seen in my life.
The daily life of a pad
A period pad
kanari
+Le poonda lover xD hurray for man parts
LOL!!! XD
Sounds bad, I'm glad I'm a guy
5:44 omg links face I can’t 😂😂
9:15 Rhett mocking link was hilarious
The catagories were "D" "A" "T" then the "TOTAL" was next to them so every time I looked at the score I noticed DAT TOTAL
Same!!
Ikr
+Ty Barrios me too
I came here to comment this haha
Dat total tho 😉
The energy in these old videos is way more wild than i remember 😂
This will forever be my favourite Gmm video and I don’t know how to explain it 😂
They were still friends at this point.
Thanks guys for this episode. My 4 year old nephew couldn't stop laughing when you guys were shooting each other with the stuff. It made his and my day!
the thumbnail looks like link has a sledgehammer and smashed rhetts face off
i thought that too
I eat my soup by soaking it into my tie and squeezing it out into my mouth.
YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
That's a great way to wreck your tie.
***** Thanks for the reply...
J.O.Y Productions Tie it up lads and ladies.
Sleep debt + nostalgia + two grown men playing with food = laughing myself into stitches
That was way more funny than it should have been. Also, squeezable butter is the most American thing in the universe.
This should be redone ... but amplified
All the plastic reminded me of Dexter....
I thought the same thing
I read the comment just to see if other people had note this...
The squeezed ketchup reminded me of the blood spatter
Brooklyn Lovato I love that series it’s soo good
I know the kid who plays Harrison.
It's 2020 and this is still one of my favorite videos that they have made. I think they should do it again with other condiments!
7:52 - Funniest noise I have heard made by Rhett
These were the days!
When the thumbnail only needs dark lights to be in a horror movie
AHEM
*Where is the Sriracha?*
AvianInkKit what about ranch
DavidParody would be H'd if that happened XD
They should do a part 2 and use Sriracha and Ranch
I'm pretty sure it would burn their eyes a bit tbh XD
My favorite lunch. Literally
Should have done bbq sauce
that comes in a glass bottle
+Mark Person Some, not all.
Or ranch
Or ranch
+Charity Reece sour**
6:13
close your eyes and let your mind wander...
Shit,
It sounds disgusting when you do that
+Nicholas Bloxxer HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH XDDD I'm crying
Lexie Guess so XD
Lol omg!!
Link, "We are putting ourselves in harms way or the sake of science."
Me, "Science my ass! You're doing this for the sake of entertainment!"
Then I laughed.
So science can't be entertaining? It is called a Quasi-experiment. It is a natural experiment. It is impossible to have a control in this situation given that there are too many items of different viscosity/pressure to test. In some respects quasi-experimentation is more accurate than any other form due to the absence of a control as it allows a more natural response. Everybody's sense of taste is a little bit different so it is impossible to test all 7.4xx billion people in the world therefore taste testing is a quasi-experiment.
meltedplasticarmyguy Grow a sense of humor. It was a joke.
boonski well in his defense, it didn't sound like a joke. so :\
Well the only difference between science and messing around, is writing it down.
Nathan Jerico Mythbusters
This was the first GMM I ever saw. Can't believe its been 6 years!
Wow good first impression
when Rhett sprayed link with the pizza soda mix it looked so much like puke that I got sick to my stomach and almost puked whoes with me
me
Hell yeah I'm with you
Yes, yes I am.
+disneygirl2000 me
same
Did Dexter make the chamber
I literally thought that as soon as I saw that chamber xD
Yes he's the cameraman
my thoughts exactly
Who agrees the butter doesn't look like butter
thinking the same thing PotatoSlayer616
Keller Kramer i
Keller Kramer brazzers
Keller Kramer ya cuse its i cant believe its not butter
Keller Kramer YEAH!
One of the second videos I ever watched on RUclips
2:13 Did anybody else's mind go immediately to 'Dexter' when they saw this room?
I love dexter I used to watch it all the time
Right? Wasn't white room and hammer so reminiscent of his blood spatter room?
Especially after the ketchup XD
yeeeees
Totally!
Who's watching this when Link cut his hair?
TriedGryphon Me, but I think everyone who responds to this comment has seen it
TriedGryphon me
meh
TriedGryphon you meant change his hairstyle right?
TriedGryphon me
Link: I totally know what that is pizza dude
Rhett: PIZZA DUDE XDD
What have Rhett and Link become!? Squirting things at eachother?! There dumb!
I love it!
they’re*
It hurts to watch Link do this to his glasses...
Yep
Imagine him without the glasses in all
It hurts me to think about cleaning them ಠ_ಠ
I thought this, but mainly because of the cleaning process & how badly it would all just smear. None of what he got sprayed on him could’ve done any damage to the lenses though. Not sure about the plastic frame however.
Especially to glasses wearers!
Will it smoothie and will it sandwich!!
They did that.
BlueFluffyKitten ?? They did??
Well, an ice cream sandwich if that counts :P
Will it blend?
+Good Mythical Morning will it dog cloths
I used to do something similar to this with my soldiers. When we were in Baghdad, people used to send care packages full of crap we didn't need (like shampoo and body wash); we could get all that stuff on our own. So we ended up with boxes upon boxes of unused shampoo, body wash, lotion, sunscreen, various ointments, liquid soap, etc. One day my commander got fed up with all the boxes of crap in the corner and told us to deal with it. I took some of my soldiers up to the roof and we laid each item on the edge and jumped on it to see how far it would squirt. I wanna say I recall sunscreen being the winner.
"Buttchup". That is all.
I love u guys cause u don't swear and ur still funny!
like old tobuscus
Correct!!!!!!
Yeah thats why everyone loves them
The old intro, I’m crying
i laughed every time link used the measuring tape to see if it made it 😂😂
Brought this one back in the show today, almost 7 years later. And also as funny as it was 7 years ago.
except when you want to put ketchup on your fries you dont launch it across the room
True
+The Psychic Anomoly
I'm sorry if I offended you in any way man I just
Crap
I always do that
is your pic alphys?
Lava Golem yep :^)
XD once I attempted to put ketchup on my fries from a packet....it shot a ft long then hit my wall (seems impossible)
Rhett's hair at 5:14 thooo! Yass
LOL😂👌🏼
love this episode, gotta keep coming back :)
It’s definitely one of my favorites
I just watched two grown men squeezing ketchup into each other’s mouth.... I need to think about my life decisions
I thought that the thumbnail was one half of Rhett's face sliding down a wall with blood everywhere.
Dreampolice96 lol thats wut i thought
Same :3
FATALITY LINK WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY
SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS PHOTO SHOPPED XD XD XD XD
hahahaha thats epic
I almost threw up at the Pizza + Coke! But instead I laugh so hard!!! HAHAHAHA
5:54, 6:13, Just close your eyes and listen...
Oh god why you do this to me?!??-?-!&:
Because I love you and I care.
Then do it at 9:00!
Did you hear him go like ahhhhhh
xD that's sick
the rest of earth: equal
rhett: equalbubel
Trust Americans to have squeezable butter...
***** It doesn't surprise me, is what I meant.
If it exists there's a 90% chance we've made it squeezable
It's not just an American product, dipshit.
Kroeckinator I've never seen it before, and they are American and have it in their video, and it's a stereotypical American product. That's all I was implying, dipshit.
It's not really butter--it's margarine. Which is gross, but was (and is still, perhaps) sold as a "healthier" alternative to butter, so it got kind of popular and it's still around. Cheaper than real butter, too. But I would hate to get a bunch of it squeezed onto to my face, for sure. That part made me cringe more than the coke and pizza, which was also nasty.
Favorite quote: "There's nothing scarier than staring down the hole of a... butter nozzle."
6:38 yup. He’s still a bread-hangin- mouth-man
"Nothin Scarier than looking through the hole of a...butter nozzle' 😂😂😂😂
Did anybody else think that the cover for this video was Rhett's decapitated head??? xD
i did!
Hell yes
same
Me too, first episode I watched too O_o
lol
9:02 2 girls 1 cup
True
you brought back horrible memories
whats that
you don't want to know
+Reaveras Vaer Look up at your own risk.
OMG the thumbnail looks like someone bashing a face.
It looked like Rhett got his face ripped off and smashed! ;--;
Demetrius Kent I know thats what I was thinking when I first saw it.
ikr, i avoided this video for a while cuz of that lol
Sally Acachalla same it freaked me out :/
Punkcom Creative [The a0z.universe Network] I avoided it Cuz it looked weird O.o
Ah, the good ol' days
oh my gosh i was hysterical the entire time!!!!!!!
were you making jokes
***** Hysterical: of, pertaining to, or characterized by hysteria
Hysteria: an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc.
He used hysterical correctly. And now, you, as well as 3 others, look stupid.
***** oh no, it wasn't funny in that way... Just funny because it hit their faces and made a big mess.
Max Lorge Thanks :)
Nicholas Matranga All for the advancement of the non-idiotic human population.
I just died from laughing!
Me too. Zombie me is writing this and planning the apocalypse. Wait-- was I not supposed to say that...?
WAIT....THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!!RUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too late!! I've already infected your technology mwahahahahah! BRAINSSSS!
5:55 sounds and looks like it might not be butter
Mr. O-Town it sounds like farting
It's not butter it's margarine
like the name Mr o town
what do think it sounds like
Chase’s first day at GMM 😍❤️
The butter part didn't look right at all.... If you get what im talking about hahaha.
Lol, what can go the distance and has accuracy?
Link looked like he was enjoying it way too much.......
CodyLemens looked like he was leaning forward to get it all. Thats how he cleaned up all the mess.
the noise he made aswell
So did we just see the worlds first squeezable porno?!!?
5:53 ...that butter squirting noise mixed with the butter splattering, Link's open mouth, and Rhett's exhale made it seem....inappropriate, lol.
Pizza dude. XD I totally lost it at link's secret mix. I died laughing!
Suhyuk Kim yeah I didn't notice that mistake until AFTER I commented but I was too lazy to look for the video and fix it all over again. XD
The Useless info channel I was laughing so bad at that one. Freaking brilliant XD
this was the first episode of gmm ive ever seen, nostalgia!