Sadly I put this on while driving. I don't remember exactly what happened but when I looked at the car the next morning it was drenched in blood, innards and limbs.
I can't believe none of you are mentioning the fact that this song plays during the scene where Brock is getting a cavity search from those pirates, and literally clamps his ass down on a guys arm, and uses said man as a weapon against someone else. Fucking pure brilliance.
They're both good in their own way. R&M is a sci-fi show with tons of content based on random improvisation that is fun to watch for most of the audience, and TVB is a great polished story with astounding music and animations. Also, they're both parodies with lots of action and certain sense of humor, so it's hard to determine which one's better, even though they put much more effort into TVB episodes. So yeah, I think they're both good.
how much of Rick and Morty have you watched? I didn't like it until about a month ago I ended up watching all of it and I was surprised how much I liked it. But I agree with you that the Venture Bros is the better show.
It's because of the pirate scene where the pirate's hand is in brock's ass and he uses his ass as a clamp to beat the shit out of the pirates with his ass only :)
Brock: Hey, buddy, I'd kill for one of those right about now. (to Pirate #1 as he lights up the cigarette.) Pirate #1: My last pack. Brock: It'll help me relaaaaax. Pirate #2: Dude, give him one. (continues to probe) Please. Pirate #1: No, screw him. Pirates don't give people cigarettes; they take them. (Brock clenches his sphincter.) Pirate #2: My friggin' hand! My elbow! My arm! Let go of my arm with your ass! (Brock swings Pirate #2 around while his hand is still inside.) Aaaaaaah! Your ass is clamped on my arm! _Aaaaaaaaaaaah!_ *_Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!_* *Brock proceeds to swing Pirate #2 around, using him and his ass muscles to beat up Pirate #1*
I always wanted to have this song and what it's name was wonder what took them so long to make this. I've wanted something like this ever since 1st season.
I was wondering why this song was called "Assclamp". Then I watched the pirate episode, and realized the first time we ever heard this track was...well..."HE'S CLAMPED HIS ASS AROUND MY HAND!" XD
if you like this, you should check out his stuff as Steroid Maximus, Foetus, Wiseblood, Clint Ruin, The Flesh Volcano . . . I'm sure there are other names he goes by that I've forgotten.
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"They hit me with a truck."
Ookay..
That had me laughing for weeks after Brock said that.
I was dying with all of brocks facial expressions while he was killing the henchmen with his car 😂🤣😂🤣…the licking of his lips n the eye twitch 💀💀
666th like, you're welcome :)
When he used to windshield wipers to wipe off the red off windows.....lol
Sadly I put this on while driving.
I don't remember exactly what happened but when I looked at the car the next morning it was drenched in blood, innards and limbs.
dude, that was some party last time.
Animal or human? That matters alot
@@Thatoneguy48147 neither
I mean that asshole did clip you with his truck soooooo... plus you should have gotten the pigskin anyhow. DEAF PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING FOOTBALL!
RIP to those who didn't survive
I can't believe none of you are mentioning the fact that this song plays during the scene where Brock is getting a cavity search from those pirates, and literally clamps his ass down on a guys arm, and uses said man as a weapon against someone else. Fucking pure brilliance.
I heard the track before I saw that scene, and, ofc, the realization "So *that's* why it's called Assclamp"
"I told you what I'd do for one of these..."
@@Supershowgun "DAAAH, MY FREAKIN HAND!!!"
@@edgyelectrokinetic6761 actually he says my arm instead of hand due to his whole hand and part of his arm being crushed by Brock’s sphincter.
@@Thatoneguy48147 Maybe, the accent makes it hard to tell.
A moment of silence for all the dead henchmen in butterfly suits run over by the overly buff bodyguard's muscle car.
They hit him with a truck.
ADRIAN!!!! Her name was Adrian...
Thank you for the great memories
RIP Venture Bros.
2003-2020
Shows can get un cancelled, it happened with doctor who and many other shows, probably will be back when covid -19 has bit the dust
Fret not, friend! We are getting a Venture Bros movie!
It had returned brother.
were getting a movie!!!
although it might be the finale.
The theme of a Swedish Murder-Machine...
Brock’s Polish and Swedish.
@@myspot8579 And a quarter Winnebago!
Warning: Do not play during prostate or rectal examinations. The name of this tune should have been a giveaway of what could happen to the examiner.
+drixg555 oh, the stirrups aren't just for the patients!
Noted. From now on I'll make sure that Careless Whispers by George Michael plays everytime I'm getting an rectal examination instead.
After rewatching the show and seeing the episode with the pirates i instantly came back here knowing the name of the song was intentional...
This music is like 2 ninjas duct taped together to form one super ninja.
I think more like a pirate with his arm shoved in Brock Sampsons asshole whole being used as a weapon to beat another pirate to death
@@Morporkshortman No, it's like Hank standing on top of Dean to form MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!
Gets me more pumped than any metal song in existence
Funny that JG Thirwell remixed a lot metal songs🤣
Note to self: Never lift weights while listening to this song...
I really like this combination of D'n'B and instrumental music.
Big band music mixed with drum and bass and avant-garde jazz. Crazy combo as much as whole TVB😎
the 'Brock Samsons gonna fuck some shit up' song
THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!!!! - BROCK SAMSON
Brock "Half-swedish, quarter-polish, quarter-Winnebago" "Swedish Murder Machine" Samson
They hit me with a truck...
razorburn645 OKAY..... *EXITS CAR*
you sir , knows your shit
Jorge Eduardo Diaz Marrero I *know* to stay out of Brock’s way!
Thanks
this show is 100X better than rick & morty
nah theyre both good
bibudito kobulia i don't like rick & morty though
They're both good in their own way. R&M is a sci-fi show with tons of content based on random improvisation that is fun to watch for most of the audience, and TVB is a great polished story with astounding music and animations. Also, they're both parodies with lots of action and certain sense of humor, so it's hard to determine which one's better, even though they put much more effort into TVB episodes. So yeah, I think they're both good.
Damian Elishys but i can't stand anyone in rick & morty
how much of Rick and Morty have you watched? I didn't like it until about a month ago I ended up watching all of it and I was surprised how much I liked it. But I agree with you that the Venture Bros is the better show.
Of course my favorite song has a flipping ridiculous name *_*
Ikr
It's because of the pirate scene where the pirate's hand is in brock's ass and he uses his ass as a clamp to beat the shit out of the pirates with his ass only :)
lmfao indeed , the pirates fucked with the wrong booty
Befriend Foetus and that will change.
"they hit me with a truck " *goes on brutal car killing spree*
This has influenced the way I write music. Because of this page, I went out and bought the cd. Great job posting it.
"Are you sure about this? There's an awful lot of them..."
*Cue the carnage*
Que eye ticking lol
"They hit me with a truck..."
okaaaaaaay
*Inaudable Henchman Death*
Perfect song to play when you've got diarrhoea and are scrambling to find a toilet
*smokes cigarette*
I told what I'd do for one of these.
When you wake up 2 minutes before work
Bovine Designs yes
Dadadadada dada da dada daa daaa
Dadadadada dada da dada daa daaa
After 8 times, I realised there are 2 Rusty Ventures at the bottom of the skull
And there is a pair of Monarchs at the inner bottom of the eye sockets.
@@VeryDeathlyShinySo I guess those two really are the venture bros…
gotta do the GTA V Trevor Rampage missions to this song
*DIE YOU FUCKING HILLBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!*
"They hit me with a fuckin' truck, Michael!"
LOOK AT YOU MATCHING COLORS, A TANK FOR ONE CANADIAN
Brock: Hey, buddy, I'd kill for one of those right about now. (to Pirate #1 as he lights up the cigarette.)
Pirate #1: My last pack.
Brock: It'll help me relaaaaax.
Pirate #2: Dude, give him one. (continues to probe) Please.
Pirate #1: No, screw him. Pirates don't give people cigarettes; they take them.
(Brock clenches his sphincter.)
Pirate #2: My friggin' hand! My elbow! My arm! Let go of my arm with your ass! (Brock swings Pirate #2 around while his hand is still inside.) Aaaaaaah! Your ass is clamped on my arm! _Aaaaaaaaaaaah!_ *_Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!_*
*Brock proceeds to swing Pirate #2 around, using him and his ass muscles to beat up Pirate #1*
+Asura Arklin "I told you what I'd do for one of these..."
+Asura Arklin My favourite episode of season 1
BROCK: Hey Captain I got your key. Hope you're hungry,... 'cause I'm gonna feed it to ya.
*drops Batman walkie-talkie and steps on it*
i love all the extended versions of music on this album
perfect soundtrack to fuck shit up
+WaywardRobot yay !!
"THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!!!!!....."
Eye twitch
Part of the drum track is the same sample at Powerpuff Girls! I LOVE those cuties!
Fun fact: This song won't play in cars with automatic transmission.
I blast this in my manual cannot lie
"I told you what I'd do for one of these..."
Also, this is strangely and disturbingly fitting of my mood.
The Age of Empires 2 Cobra Car's theme song.
"They hit me with a truck..."
"Okayyyyy..."
This is one of those songs I will crank up full blast and have it assult my eardrums and brain so much that it rewrites my DNA ❤
I've been looking for this for years
You get the boys.
I’ll take care of these guys!
Are you sure? There’s awfully a lot of them...
@@EJAXK13 T H E Y H I T M E W I T H A T R U C K !
@@DaFro3713 o...Kay.
I love when this song played in the he show, something unhinged was always happening lmao
Greatest song on the album right here.
This song is dope, Just gotten into this gem of a show.
This is why when Brock Samson asks for a cigarette during a cavity search, you give him one.
Dude no way! We're pirates! We don't give to people! We take!"
*flick*
*CRUNCH*
"AHHHH!!!!! MY HAND!"
as soon as the song came on i had the mental image of brock running over the henchmen. lol
If you listen to this song closely, you can probably hear the screaming souls of a thousand henchmen.
I always wanted to have this song and what it's name was wonder what took them so long to make this. I've wanted something like this ever since 1st season.
R.I.P hank and dean. x15
This song perfectly embodies total chaos.
RALLY ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!!!!
why does no one talk about that the orange county liberation front is the funniest shit
[angrily lights a cigarette]
I loop this song every week on the I-90 Kennedy Expressway... They know what I'm talkin' about.
God this sounds amazing
さすが！めちゃめちゃカッチョイイ～
If im not mistaken, this plays for the 1st time when Brock goes HEMI in the cocoon... #favorite!!! ATL-[CAL]
Had to verify that the video isn't playing at 2x speed
THIRLWELL IS A F***ING GENIUS,IF U DIDN'T HEAR!🤟🦻🧠🗣
“Hey, fancy-pants. I’ve been naughty.”
This sounds like The Peoples Court theme from hell.
that man is a genius
...THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK...
_Hey fancy pants... _*_I've been naughty._*
First thing I’m hearing from this guy. I’m kinda...shocked. In a good way.
"Hey fancy pants, I've been naughty"
THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK
2018? Captains Log: I found this show a few months ago and absolutely loved it.
The music that plays when you are one hundred percent totally screwed
Damn, that drum beat is so gooooooood.
New ringtone, right here.
0:17 Brock flies onto the streaking background streaked with fresh blood.
needed something to play while doing the washing up
When you hear this, you just know someone's going to get their shit totally WRECKED by the end of it!
Hey fancy pant's, ive been naughty.
COME IN TO MY HOUSE!! ON CHRISTMAS!!!
"Nnice ass Sampson"
I was always able to do the weird facial twitches like brock. so i find it funny.
both this and the powerpuff girls theme have exactly the same energy
He's gonna go totally sickhouse on our asses!
Killing Spree mode activated!!!
I was wondering why this song was called "Assclamp". Then I watched the pirate episode, and realized the first time we ever heard this track was...well..."HE'S CLAMPED HIS ASS AROUND MY HAND!" XD
If it weren't for Brock, I would've thought this was from a scene of a buddy-cop show where they're chasing a guy up the stairs.
waaaaaaay ahead of you!!!!!!
mind blowing
Someone is unaware of the rule of ninjas.
Ideal driving music.
0:17 "COMING INTO MY HOUSE - ON CHRISTMAS 🎄"
Best music ever
Knife acquired!!
This would be so fitting for any scenarios of someone going on a killing spree. Brock is such an unstoppable beast of a bodyguard.
This. Is. My. Jam.
@Nurdbot "Are you sure? theres an aweful lot of them..."
driving to this would be insane, i would drive like a professional drifting around corners
I blast this entire soundtrack when I'm on Warframe.
I used to do the same thing on Battlefield 3.
Doom: Eternal
only one of the best background songs in the world!!!
This fucking rules.
Me when I drive in the truck on the highway in my summer car
This plays in my head whenever I run people down in GTA v
if they hit you with a truck first then it's ok
1:41 hits soooooooooooooooooooo good
MUST... FIND... SEASON... FOUR...
When Brock Samson says he'll kill for a cigarette, _he means it!_
this song is fuckin dangerous
if you like this, you should check out his stuff as Steroid Maximus, Foetus, Wiseblood, Clint Ruin, The Flesh Volcano . . . I'm sure there are other names he goes by that I've forgotten.