hows this for an epic telemarketing call. I got a call one day and I told the caller "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL BACK!" and when he gave me his reassurance that it would not take long at all I said "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!" and when I could tell he was so flabbergasted he couldn't respond Im like "IM TRYING TO GET MYSELF CLEANED UP SO YOU"RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL BACK!" he thanked me for my time, hung up, and never called back
This makes me think of this episode of "Lucky Louie" when Louie gets kicked "where it counts" and his wife calls while he's groveling, he answers, and about 30 to 45 seconds into the conversation she says, "Never mind, Louie, don't answer the phone when you're taking a shit," and hangs up. Classic!
Not everyone is self-conscious, I understand that, but I agree, it's still important to consider others. One of my former housemates would do this and not close the door, and I'd walk un-suspectingly past the open door and get an unpleasant surprise. Multiple times it happened, and each time I was very turned off and insulted. If you live by yourself or nobody else is home I guess that's different, but if you share a house with others it's not just about you. You see, I happen to be on the self-conscious side, but that's not the only reason I close the door, I do it for others, too.
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"I'm just not comfortable talking to you while you're in the bathroom. Taking a dump."
"I'm not in the bathroom. I'm out in the backyard."
Mindfuck.
Unbelievable twist.
That or in the kitchen pooping
@@Expatriate1977 Heath violation, but I know you're joking. 😂
I love how it's for a dating service, too.
What kind of scam dating service calls you up?
Never heard of dating sites calling you up....
This us beyond greatness
@@CaptainSpalding72 They probably get you to pay for supposed matches that are not accounts or something...
@@CaptainSpalding72 They set them up and tell them they want a call back.
I like to think that this is a prequel to the Turd Blockage one.
The way he keeps changing his voice when he's straining to get it all out is genius
For whatever reason, him asking “why’s that?” had me dying.
"Everyone does it. I'm sure you do it once or twice a day. "
Yes I realize that. It’s just not very respectful
Nawh, I'm just taking a dump...LMFAO
Must've listened to this some 50 times already. Never fails to crack me up
You can tell he's a good actor because you can smell it through the internet.
He should have waited for her to call back and still be taking the same dump
"Would it be better if I was in the kitchen?"
Burn
That was a good one. 😂
hows this for an epic telemarketing call. I got a call one day and I told the caller "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL BACK!" and when he gave me his reassurance that it would not take long at all I said "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!" and when I could tell he was so flabbergasted he couldn't respond Im like "IM TRYING TO GET MYSELF CLEANED UP SO YOU"RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL BACK!" he thanked me for my time, hung up, and never called back
"I'm not real comfortable....'
"FRRRRRPPFF*
JIM-"Nah, it's fine don't worry about it"
It's the delivery of it that gets me 😂
I just farted and realized I too need to dump.
Not sure but this made me laugh more than i did during the video
Was it a good one?
@@awllypollyas8292 it was legendary
Sometimes people will fart and realize that the hard way. (They realize it wasn't a fart.)
She still keeps talking to him!
“It’s a natural thing...you know...” lmao
Im also taking a dump while listening to this lol I'm in tears
“I Mean If You Wanna Lose An Account Because, You Know, I Gotta Take A Crap.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Would it be better if I was in the kitchen? LMAO
i love this mel gibson voice
maybe a little Kevin Bacon/Humphrey Bogart.
donal trump xD!!1
Hahaha I use all of Jim’s material when i get calls from telemarketers , works like a charm ha a
It's so great how long he keeps her on the phone!
why are telemarketers so impatient and unprofessional when people go relieve themselves? Jesus they are professional salespersons please chill
These are making my day wonderful!
man i aint got no more tears to drop XD
THAT. WAS. FUCKING. EPIC!
This is so fing hysterical! It’s very Howard Stern like!!,
0:28 and I'm already crying in stitches!
:47 Jesus god almighty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
where do you get these ideas from? I can hardly type because the tears are blinding me.
I'm taking a dump while listing to this
This makes me think of this episode of "Lucky Louie" when Louie gets kicked "where it counts" and his wife calls while he's groveling, he answers, and about 30 to 45 seconds into the conversation she says, "Never mind, Louie, don't answer the phone when you're taking a shit," and hangs up. Classic!
Not everyone is self-conscious, I understand that, but I agree, it's still important to consider others. One of my former housemates would do this and not close the door, and I'd walk un-suspectingly past the open door and get an unpleasant surprise. Multiple times it happened, and each time I was very turned off and insulted. If you live by yourself or nobody else is home I guess that's different, but if you share a house with others it's not just about you. You see, I happen to be on the self-conscious side, but that's not the only reason I close the door, I do it for others, too.
She did admit that she, too, takes 1 or 2 dumps a day.
The fart at 0:47 cracked me up.
lmao @ :47
WTF?!?!?! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he fills in forms then they phone him.
Geez. She still stays on in mid-dump.
Makes me wanna go press a massive ham...
My sides...
This was insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And she stays on the line..... lol
This was reccomended while i was taking a dump. Spooky coincidence?
I was in the kitchen when this popped up.
I’m watching this while taking a dump
0:47 LOL
no it's the best time to talk on the phone on the shiter black and Decker yep that's correct😂🙃😓😖😛
fuckk,I am full of shit but I want to hear another call
would it be better if I was in the kitchen 😀😂😂😂😂😂
He does a bit although i thought he sounded like Humphrey Bogart more
"...at this moment"
lmao people take dumps
uhhh right! haahh lol no whys that? lmfao
Did you hear the flatulence at 0:48?
LMFAO!
The thing is theres people.who.have to awareness of themselves or any embarrassment or anything about stuff like this
She calls him while he's dumping and then says he's not being respectful. Honey you're on the phone, not in the bathroom with him.
Omg Hahahah😂😂😂😂
HILARIOUS
Smooth lol
Grunting while talking.
Please tell me this didn't really happen.
🤣🤣
No lie
😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
She's upset because he's on a dump date with the porcelain God
Would it be better if I was in the kitchen?
A black lady
It’s not really cold telemarketing if he signed up to be contacted.
He's not really taking a dump. There is no echo.