THE BEST COD PLAYER EVER!
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2017
- THE BEST COD PLAYER EVER!
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WE HAVE FOUND THE BEST CALL OF DUTY PLAYER EVER!!!
…and his name ISN’T Bung Chung lol
Omar has been banned from COD Online TWICE now, so I got on to check and see if I was banned or not.
I got lucky.
I proceeded to check out Call of Duty Online’s competitive mode called “God of War”
It’s like a fusion of Black Ops 2 League Play and CS:GO’s competitive mode. It’s pretty neat!
Oh, and 100% of my Chinese translations are accurate…to the standards of rotten giraffe feces.
So, what do you guys think about COD Online’s Competitive Mode? Will we find an even better Call of Duty player? Let me know with a comment! ^-^
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hi m3rk
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4:50 "aww nigga's belt fell off"
lacesoutdain LMAO 😂👌
lacesoutdain lol
lacesoutdain Balls fall off
lacesoutdain W 😂😂😂😂
lacesoutdain I just noticed this.. hahaha
Okay here I go:
First of all, I don’t know why, but the mic quality was really low so even as an native mandarin speaker who lived in China for 13 years can’t even understand it.
I will only translate the ones I understand.
1:26 他跳下来了 meaning “he jumped down” typical call outs
1:49 …剩两个，旁边剩三个 again, just call outs, literally “*somewhere I didn’t catch* has 2 enemy, and *somewhere else* has 3. See counter at bottom left corner, you see that the enemy team acutely have 5 ppl left.
2:26 别卡麦，别卡麦 typical Chinese term for VoIP games, which translates to: “be quite, don’t talk shit in the mic” (sorry couldn’t think of any English equivalent…ppl say this cuz they wanna focus on the match and sometimes ppl would just talk crap instead of actual call outs)
2:33 不要说，我听不到你说 stop talking, I can’t hear/understand you
3:12 BONUS I know this is where Merk attempts to speak mandarin, which I can actually understand, is just that its has heavy accent. Merk says: 好的回合, which I guess he got this from google translate, literally meaning is good round. It’s a legal phrase to say, but it is very cringey to say... But really, Chinese player use GG too and they definitely understand it.
3:32 红房红房一个 one guy is at the red building.
4:38 黑楼，你都看到了 the guy in the black building, you just saw it (I’m guess this guy was spectating?)
4:44 *player’s name* 你最好不要露 hey don’t expose yourself (specifically peeking)
4:48 完了 完了 完了 its over its over its over, GG
5:01 哇草 oh my fuking god
5:04 这他妈一狙两个哇草 this guy hit a collad with one shot, oh my god.
5:08 不要吵 be quite, shut up
5:09 下包了，下包了 he’s planting, he’s planting!
5:14 不要吵！ SHUT UP!
5:15 哇草 FUK!
5:34 啊，不要吵 oh plz shut up I’m trying to concentrate
5:39 来了，右边 he’s coming, on the right!
5:54 这么就没打到了我草你妈 wtf how was that not a hit? Mother fucker!
5:59 …是吧，卧槽，妈的今天加你屏蔽了算了卧槽 you little bitch I’ll add you as a friend and then block you, you fuk
6:05 屏蔽了算了！他妈的 You know what I might as well just block it. Fuk
6:07 我是屏蔽了 I already blocked him (I am assuming someone is being annoyed af so these two Chinese ppl are upset)
6:37 666 which literally means “nice” or “good job”. It’s a Chinese slang
6:42 刚才和和他打过一盘 I just played a with the same guy
7:06 不对，右边，右边这栋 Nah on the right, the building on the right
7:18 来了…漂亮！his coming…nice!
7:20 右下角 down at the right corner
7:25 还用个打狙的卧槽呵呵，然后再带个喷子 His playing a sniper and his secondary is a shotgun. Haha nice
7:38 这啥狙啊卧槽 wtf is this sniper omg
7:53 诶?! 诶?! 他妈的 wtf?! Wtf???!
7:57 看A 看A 先看A！ check A site first!
8:02 叫你先看A！ told you to check at A!
8:11 草！还有三个啊 wtf there’s still 3 left? Omg
9:10 卧槽 wtf!
9:15 最好的是在上面去啊 you should camp at the top (of the building next to you)
9:17 不要吵 shut up
9:20 诶诶诶干你妈的逼 oh my god fuk you all
9:35 拆包了拆包 he’s defusing
9:42 草！FUK!
Tom Su thanks man pretty interesting 👌
Tom Su Nice, might not seem like it. But we appreciate it👌
Tom Su amazing
Tom Su ur amazing
Thx
When he said "water" he is saying "wa toh" that means fuck
Nick Giant this is wrong
what does it mean then?
He is saying "Wo Cao"
I think he is saying watah and it means "I hit"
It just like when someone who kill by other one in game, and they say "Oh f*ck"
The best advice is to follow when being pulled over by cops and you have a firearm:
1) rapidly exit the vehicle so that you are in plain view and so the officer knows you have no intent to flee
2) Loudly shout "I HAVE A GUN!!! I HAVE A GUN!!!" this ensures you are properly heard, and repeating so there is no misunderstanding.
3) Quickly pull out your firearm and show it to the officer so he knows where it is and can be at ease
4) If the officer then asks you to put the gun down, briskly walk towards him so you can place the gun at his feet so he can more closely inspect it
White Christian Male why comment this
gg
fastest way to get shot by a cop
dakota heaton ...Be black.
dakota heaton Do a not as bad crime but in America
4:15
An american telling chinese people a spanish word with an english accent..........M3RKMUS1C
Jared Alvidrez "The hamburgers are very good."
Dude I understand Mandarin and I am so tempted to translate what they say. I already did twice on two different chinese CoD video and no one gave a shit
Im Chinese and I've attempted the same thing you did and no one gave a shit
RuBiK Gaming lmao rip
Which vids and how to I see your subtitles?
thank you for just doing that. thanks.
I give a shit
2:15 I died laughing that rage tho
kelpo gaming me too 😂
You played without me :( Omar was first choice :(
OverPow RIP
OverPow *sad theme*
OverPow lonely y so lonely
OverPow you're boring to listen to seriously. Please stop playing with M3RK you're not funny at all
OverPow don't worry you still have a right hand
4:51 OHH NIGGA BILL FELL OFF.
*I'M DEAD* :'D
Marcuri I can't breathe😂
a s h e r You're*
a s h e r And?
a s h e r he's quoting the video. Hes not saying that hes friend William is of African decent and that hes fallen off
4:37 got me weak asf
2:16 When you have no more moves on candy crush
Merk the type of nigga to paint his computer black so it runs faster
You are not / You're not*
Do not bring these jokes back.
That wasn't funny, but it was clever.
AHAHAHAHA
Merk the type of nigga to slap his own ass during sex
The only global your getting buddy is globally hated by the chinese.
TheDarkSide globally? Fam
mini dwarfdude people can move country
WATER! WATER! im dead XD
"Mom get the spaghettios, WATER."
"We are tall, WATAH."
The translations are too funny, I'm dead lmao
iReppo irk especially the one where he said mommy give me the spaghettios water water
I can confirm that most of the subtitles are fake. Some are close but thats probably by accident.
Do you know what they were saying?
CaptainBerzerk I would if they didn't have a 1 cent mic
Pined Cone bruh
he didnt know what they were saying M3RK Just put some random dank stuff in it to make it funny
Pined Cone they are supposed to be jokes it should be obvious
“WA-TAR”😂
I know Spanish and what you said was the hamburgers where good
In class:
2 + 2 = 4
Homework:
2 + 4 + 2 = 8
Exam:
John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early. Calculate the mass of the sun.
haha
MItch Nice one this is the only comment that I've not seen used before
how is this relevant to this video at all...
ClerkKent welcome to the internet
Truth has been spoken.
"I'm the KennyS of Chinese call of duty" 😂😂
please make more of these videos they're too funny lol
I love your translations xD
actually they were telling you to be quiet and you still talking so they muted you
that's why no one answering at 7:30
4:15 that's in Spanish I'm dying of laughter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rodrigo Mendez la hamburger is muy bueno
It's funny cause he should of used las instead of la hamburgesas muy bueno
Rodrigo Mendez lol 😂
I feel bad to the Chinese players
They're probably so confused that an American is playing a China exclusive game
Ocean Man Its not exclusive of merk has it
Jordan Velazquex clearly you didn't watch his older videos...
Jordan Velazquex he did a bunch of what I'm assuming is illegal stuff to get it. probs not illegal, but whatevs
he is angering kim jong oink
Erik really is like an American sergeant teaching Chinese soldiers how to combat properly.
just saw this now for some reason but keep doing these with the funny translations its really funny
The editing was flawless
FLAWLESS
Sam Danna yeah he's a beast
Sam Danna LMAO YEA
"WATER" means "dont move" lmao
no it actually means damn it
ik "bu yidong" means dont move it was a joke on when he said "WATER" when the guy was camping
and it doesn't mean damn it
that guy clearly said 我操 (wo cao) which means 'fuck you' or 'damn it' for less offensive
it doesnt mean damn it
This is by far the funniest video I've ever watched and it's by my favorite RUclipsr,I was laughing the whole fucking video!!😂
Hey merk, I used to watch all of your bo2 videos back in the day. Not into cod anymore, but I want to say congratulations on how far your channel has gone. I'm just some random guy in the comments, but again congratulations.
The subtitles and animations are the best. I'm sure it is a lot of work, but it sure is funny.
only clicked on this for the asian booce intro
I LOVE THAT
Atlas what is the intro
Atlas
lol same.
This is your first ever video I've seen and I LOVE IT!
Keep doing what you're doing
"Maaaah git spegehhtios...wata" xD
Bro I am Chinese and I play this game as well… but I quitted cuz the high lag
Btw ur videos awesome
Hongzhou Zhou 华东？我3转60，id人生的某某事
斌洲武 Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus Mr Sir Black Immigrant Jesus
"WE ARE TALL WATER" 😂
Sebastian Curelea "mom get the spagettios"
kim linnerkvist lol
This is genuinely too funny 😂😂😂
One of my favorite videos of all time, keep it up
#UnbanOmar
Oricadia TurbanOmar
Nnnyess
Biggie Cheese #FreeBungChung
The real question is-
Did you actually find out what they said and translated it or just type whatever in that made sense? If so,
Dude that shouldn't even be a question.
He obviously made up the subtitles.
It was satire and if they don't speak English, 100% sure they wouldn't know who "Merkmusic" is on a Chinese exclusive game.
That One Guy If that's a genuine question, I can confirm that at least the ones in Mandarin are made up as a Mandarin native speaker myself; however, it's absolutely hilarious when you know what they're talking and then compare them with the subtitles.
"BEHIND YOU! I smell like a waffle" This part was great XD
Most I've laughed in a single video thanks Erik ❤
Water!!!!!!!
CJay _ WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that word 卧槽 ( wo tsao ) means " fxxk " in Chinese ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Junlin Lu biao zi 😊
PREMIUM IS FREE!!!!!
TBNRPleb MY DICK BOUT TO BE RAW IN A MINUTE HERE
TheHalf EatenPotato lmao 😂😂😂😂
Unzips pants
TBNRPleb pornhub?
Mike Woods y e s
"MOM GET THE SpeghettiOs! WAT-TAH"
This got me cryin lol
DUDE THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE COD ONLINE VIDEOS SO FUNNYY
Do a duet with TheDooo
OM DYING ON THE SUBTITLES 7:04 MOM GET SPAGETTIO
WATER
*_WAH-TAW_*
Hahaha Eric look at your left hand when you throw the grenade at 3:24 😂
PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE!! I CRY LAUGHING SO HARD AT COD ONLINE VIDEOS!!!
2:15😂
Merk you should learn the Chinese alphabet and how to pronounce each letter, so you can do flag call outs
I just love the intro when merk plays Chinese Cod
Please dude, make more! This video was so funny!
Ciao!!
i live closer to China and have probably faster internet than most youtubers who post gameplay of this.....i get disconnected every 2 minutes :/ so sad
merk playing Chinese call of Duty more than the regular one
Love the edits and overall video xDDD
Best Mork video in a long time, more like this please merk
Is it me but is the cod online intro mark uses is amazing
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH THE INTRO OMG XDDDDDDDDD I love it
"Get the quad feed"
Lol thats definitely what he said XD
Why was this such a good video, I loved this
M3rk, I think you should get one of your Chinese friends or a Chinese translator to come to your house , so when you play Cod online you can speak to the Chinese
It's even funnier watching it the 11 time! XD
these videos are better when you are by yourself really :) really funny this vid :)
editing is well done, gameplay is quality, commentary is funny. gg wp keep it up merk
0:14 to 0:18
I want a short video of just this
There just will be comments of people asking whether the subtitles were correct translations or not.
I was dying when that Chinese guy started screaming water!😂😂😂
I was dead😂😂 at 2:57 to 2:58 , that shit had me dying the way merkmusic did it😂😂😂
4:51 the chinese guy said the n word LMAO
More Rainbow Six Siege please
Aiden Jones He only did one video.
Aiden Jones he said more
Love your videos dude keep it up your so funny
The intro stay cracking me up😂😭😭
happy Valentine's Day.
love u erika
Fuck you and fuck valentines day
Troopper102 w h y s o g l u m c h u m ?
TheHalf EatenPotato because he's probably single
Why Chips I am too tho
SUS a.k.a. Pink Guy That's not funny friend
Plays call of duty online so he can use the intro
Aiden Jones You're everywhere, writing angry comments
Aiden Jones You're everywhere, writing angry comments
Aiden Jones annnddd you are?
"Mom get the spaghettios water" LMAO
lol merk shaking the facecam makes me laugh I'm dead now haha
Why they are keep saying water 😂😂
Dinga ding FUUUUUUUUUU. ❤💯👍 u MorkMoooosica
M3RK starts using the duel swords attack on titan music slowly fades in
HAHHA I CHOKED ON A DORITO WHEN THE INTRO FOR COD ONLINE STARTED😂😂😂😂
Rainbow six siege??!!!??
Ties Thuring no its cod online
Ties Thuring just this game and siege.
bravo, you fucking idiot LMAO
Slendus i meant why isnt he playing r6s annymore c stupid fuck
What was more fun? Playing the game or editing the video?
this video was fucking hilarious 😂 I also loved the Chinese interpretation and amazing editing 👌
Pls do more this is funny af and decent gameplay
ayyy lmeo
ayyyyy lmeo
ayyyyyyy
ayyyyyyyy
eyyyyyyyyyyy
laughing your elbow off?
You're awesome man ❤️
I laughed so hard on "Mom get the spaghetti o, Water!
I love the cod online intro that Erik made
Tickle my pickle and call me Barbara
Mr Potatonob Or I can just call you Donny
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mark plz heroes and general
I LOVE COD Online the face booce intro is awesome too XD
Dude this video made my day I'm at home sick as fuck and I'm pretty sure the whole house just echoed because of my laughter. Great video do more of these with the translations at the bottom they are hilarious
#FreeBungChung
Are you going to see the LEGO Batman movie?
LEGO imposter
Ahhh man, 4:07 cracked me up completely 😂 nice vid
I love the reference from bo3 Train Go Boom