CarryMinati vs Ajaz Khan is SCRIPTED!!! 💔

[@DankRishu]

Get a date scrolling memes🫶🏻
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[@Ben10Fan6]

Love you 😂❤

[@Ben10Fan6]

Azaz paddddd🃏

[@Join_My_Teligram_channel]

Ok 😂

[@Gudgirlygurl_777]

🥰🥰

[@KaranS2022]

THIS WAS FUNNY

[@Yug109]

We got dainik rishu before 16 July 2024

[@HyphenFR]

6969 likes but no context

[@Yug109]

@@HyphenFR tomorrow's date bro

[@KaranS2022]

69 likes and 1 reply let me change tha

[@abictor3312]

GTA VI?

[@Samiii90210]

fr

[@NishthaSe]

3:22 Creatinine is the waste product of creatine.
Rishu never fails to teach me something new 🙏

[@Ghostofmelly]

Biochemistry

[@aryansh.h]

yehi comment dundh rha tha 😂😂

[@NishthaSe]

@@aryansh.h 🤝

[@aryanmaurya5122]

Creatine protin jo log protien shake bhar bhar ke peete hain unki body me bahoot hota hai aur uska waste product joo creatinine phosphate banta hai uske porre excretion ka load kidney pe aa jata hai . Isliye kayee baar kidney fail kar jati hai

[@arqamfilms]

0:35 that crow in the background jumped off after hearing that joke

[@aashayy13]

Yehi comment karne aaraha tha😢😂

[@tusharpandey962]

Brooo 😂😂🔥

[@tamoguni]

Crow thinks he's in a short film directed by Rishabh Arora

[@YashClueless]

🤣🤣🤣

[@terimummy2449]

paid actor hai

[@heeru379]

Its sad to see our childhood hero getting older 😢

[@ved2367]

😢

[@dhruv3670]

We got funny rissu back before GTA VI

[@66mudittandon15]

12:27 this shit was too random 💀

[@shwetkamal]

0:35 neet student in background

[@Filthier2Filthiest]

r/angryupvote

[@ashishkohli4657]

Bro what was that

[@Siddy0502]

​@@ashishkohli4657pigeon

[@I.rohit.gurjar]

bkl 😂

[@toruoikawa2247]

I've laughed after so many days after reading this

[@Laksh3333]

2:23 HE IS DESPERATE lol

[@speedysui]

1:42 uff uff uff goosebumps😩🤯

[@harshitsingh1925]

song name?

[@yourdad959]

Kya goosebumps h isme?

[@ShrivardhanTripathi]

@@harshitsingh1925 angli ghumai jaat nai

[@Jishuuu]

I watch his intro on repeat 🔁

[@NXietyIsReal]

3:27 Neeraj bhai , main to naa sehta 😂

[@Rawatin]

Carry pe video jldi bnata h😂

[@niqqawatt2345]

Purani aadat ab tak Nahi gayi

[@surediepie]

old lovers !!

[@Goatstatpadder]

Carry tara baap haa😡

[@VikashKumar-jq2jq]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rickystanicky2902]

Toh kya hi bola aaj carry ko?

[@vyomgupta9446]

Old vau and new too, just a classic Dank Rishu

[@dau69]

11:41 indian army ka liya lyk dank rishu ko salut he mara🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@Adeeb-n3b]

🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@Inspector_Chaloo_Pandey]

🇳🇪🇳🇪🇳🇪

[@yashuwu09010]

@@Inspector_Chaloo_Pandeywomp womp wrong flag correct one is this🇮🇹

[@vish27singh]

Ezsnippet is so cringe in life, he thinks he is the richest RUclipsr and knows it all kinda guy. This guy needs to be humbled.

[@dibyaudhdas1978]

bro thinks he's the programmer of late 90's era.

[@arslaanmania1309]

its youtube, if you think they actually behave like this irl than you are mistaken(they are either worse or alone).

[@lokeshnegiuwu]

Thankyou for inviting anup normie 😍

[@whynush]

we got dainik rishu before GTA VI india is not ready for this humour carry tera baap ha bro didn't even hesitate🤙🏻🔥

[@bhaumikkumar1313]

1 Billion views in 5 sec!!! WE UPP 💪🏼

[@Filthier2Filthiest]

we breaking records with this one!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bbflegend2223]

Bro fell of

[@sparky-cg6rs]

In meta verse or what 😂😂😂😂

[@stanragner4329]

Bkl😢

[@DonutGamingg]

tmkc

[@spshrivastava4246]

12:05 was brilliant💗

[@sahalshaikh2472]

"Ice cream ke saath thumbs up mil gayi" too good vauu!

[@chaitanychauhan8513]

0:18 bro litterally roasted munawar through TA diss track🤣

[@vivekkelodiya1]

Dekha bhai maine

[@ishaantiwari1783]

Dainik Rishu intro beat alone mogs the entire news industry

[@RandomYoutubeEnjoyer]

Fax📠

[@Kai-ln9zp]

5:57 dude really think that someone will use this as meme template

[@speedysui]

best part 00:00 - 14:36 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Kanyezest-vx3vm]

yessir

[@shaurya5harma]

hi

[@harshitrawat_11]

14:37 too

[@swaylikesmusic]

kitne paise diye lala

[@kunaal911]

@@speedysui bro is alive 😭

[@n1texh]

"mummy daantegi mere liye nai laya" 😭

[@shivabaghel5432]

Vau ne 2019 vibe krdiya

[@rudrapratap3501]

Brand promotion ke chakkar mein snippet ko pel diya 😭💀

[@manabmazumdar9792]

Old carry is back

[@biswajitfulmali7600]

You are so coool 😮

[@manabmazumdar9792]

​@@biswajitfulmali7600 ikr

[@galactoman5503]

bhai maze karade

[@Dwjnwjwwjwn]

*Old Gareeb is back
Ni yaar

[@zxx882]

"7:41" bro spoke my heart out

[@chinesesquidward]

Feel like old days jab carry se paise bante the 😊

[@bhushanjawale4171]

3:51 that bgm tho😂

[@Inspector_Chaloo_Pandey]

Killed me 😭

[@X_gonna_give_it_to_you]

Kaha ka bgm hai??
Someone explain me please 🙏🙏🙏

[@sshk1653]

Wanted me corrupt police ka bgm tha​@@X_gonna_give_it_to_you

[@MOHIT2017SE]

0:45 ye dono phone root karte hai
Kashmir mai ladkiyo ke phone mai lucky patcher daalte hai 😂😂

[@sifatahmedx]

peak writing

[@adarsh.k29]

Context?

[@arnavmaurya2032]

SOS vs sm ki beef​@@adarsh.k29

[@M4DN3355]

@@adarsh.k29 iphone wale ho kya?? sos pe joke tha

[@MOHIT2017SE]

@@adarsh.k29 encore's diss to sos has a line , "ye done phone hack karte hai , Kashmir mai ladkiyon ke noods leak karte hai "

[@anuragtayade9776]

5:46 my goat sketch is backk💯💯

[@friendlyneighborhoodmethde8205]

You already know shit's gotta be juicy when rishu rolls in the huzurevala intro

[@ReNOX1]

3:45 Background music bc 😂😂😭

[@AnushreeDubey]

What's the music?

[@FIZZYKing-db3ez]

7:30 rishuu yaar 🤣🤣

[@harshitgautam9400]

9:07 can'tcarryminati

[@iconicx8098]

1:26 That double entendre joke😂
NEAT (NEET) Scam

[@shrutimishra4440]

I had a smile even before video started , pls do live stream whenever your feel like it

[@yashuwu09010]

14:05 most emotional thing I’ve heard in a while 😢

[@arnav1508]

jafaar ka nya gaana 14:12

[@sandeepnaik1147]

Kisi ne toh notice kiya

[@mehidyhassan3510]

Nam kya heh bhai?

[@shauryasingh2604]

@@mehidyhassan3510 unreleased hai abhi

[@vedxng]

Ek yuvak ke black dog mein pepsi gir gayi.. uske sath NEAT scam ho gaya.
~ Rishu,2024

[@NepaliGujjar]

So good to see you Rishu bhai

[@Damnn0027]

1:32 PW add nailled it 😂😂

[@rishavraj._]

4:13 26/11 mei dange kab hue 😭

[@Musicmusic0]

Ha oye bc ab yaad aaya 😭

[@you-0gd1yh]

4:32 mai toh bhai MATTRO mai travel he nahi karta 😓

[@i_cant_hear_a_word_you_say]

gareeb

[@prathammishra7]

Bkc sundar ki kehde quality ekdum

[@mickleracket3983]

Are Bhai aap?

[@lakshyaagarwal5301]

8:45 bro predicted 😭🙏

[@tamoguni]

Always a delight watching Dank Rishu drop ☝🏽🗣️

[@themultitasker55]

meat riding band kar

[@kamra702]

Highkey nostalgia horha ab Danik RIshu dekhke!!!😭😭

[@tusharkhajuria05]

Finally an ad made rishu make a video may he get more ads like these

[@NXietyIsReal]

1:53 Hacker hai bhai 😂 maine pause Kiya tha 😅

[@Itachijod]

Outro goess harddd
Damn Jaiyaxh

[@AryanGOD21]

Dainik Rishu My Favourite Yearly News Source 🙋🏽

[@koustubhgadgil5147]

Sanch bol raha hu bhai feels so good to see you again, best he bhai tu pls banata reh or videos

[@Rawatin]

Bro is looking 29 with those grey hairs

[@MuhammadAbbas-ml2nb]

He is 29

[@imskylerwhite_yo]

69

[@rishiloona2409]

@@MuhammadAbbas-ml2nb 39*

@MuhammadAbbas-ml2nb Abdul & their farzi Prophet 🏳️‍🌈

[@nayanpayeng483]

Dont waste time play this video 8:00

[@SHAHZEBJAFRI]

1:43 😭 😭 🔥

[@BinodTharu414]

5:20 rissu teaching where to rizzu

[@speedysui]

Best Danik Rishu episode ever💖

[@gautamjoshi29]

Too much glazing

[@イタチうちは-s5s]

Nai

[@hayabusa-tq5jm]

Monkey humor wale ko achha hi lagega

[@omanshgandhi9894]

rishu and surya both making good videos again ???? ai has taken over

[@shotgameryt...5916]

Old Neonman is Back ☺️ Before Gta 6😊

[@a_maxed_out_handle_of_30_chars]

13:18, arey bhai paad nikal gaya haste haste

[@rigsshiver823]

night furry 😳

[@karishmakumari1883]

Old 2021 dayss

[@unknownperson8541]

Quantity ❌
Quality ✔️

[@adolfcritiler]

mai to jaiyaxh ke unreleased gaane sunne aata hoon

[@Harsh.Rajjjj]

0:35 SSR Cameo in the background was totally unexpected

[@emperor6067]

🧌

[@siddharthsharma1734]

Ooh bc😂😂😂

[@San35724]

Tu kyu nhi tha wahape

[@agrimsingh4490]

0:27 the jokes so bad ki piche wale kauwe ne bhi suicide kar liya

[@UnfunnyGunesh]

04:53 vaau sponser ke bina bhi vedio daal diya kar ...mujhe reason dena hai aahatmahatya ka

[@Someguyonweb959]

Quality content bro🔥, even 3 million will still have u underrated

[@narwar_008]

Dainik Rishu's comeback has to be one of the canon events in the history.

[@yeeahsh]

He is come back 😭😭

[@siddhantdeokar]

10:38 Company :
1. Are hamne kaha to tha, ek ice cream ke saath ek thums up free
2. Wo to collaboration hai bhai thums up ke sath
3. IRL Like Dislike button

[@shubho_irl]

Killed it. Comeback is hard❤

[@VibeSquads]

We got dank rishu roasting Maxtern before GTA 6 😂

[@Tejasvk28]

Jab tak sponsor nhi aya tha tab tak mai khush tha ki video aa gyi fir pta chala video kyu aa gyi 😀

[@harshalshahu5172]

0:49 LUCKY PATCHER MENTIONED RAAHHHH RAHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@yesKaranmotwani]

We want rishab arora x dank rishu collab 😢

[@PUSHPAM_]

missed❤ the old selfie stick🤳 microphone 🎙️but it's great to have the greatest news anchor anoop normie back

[@HARrY2002]

Old Carry is back "minati is here"

[@babababl3902]

2024 is all about comebacks bro still has to make one

[@arjunbbx4363]

The Pigeon Sucided in the Background 0:35 after Poonam Pandey joke 😂😂😂😂💀💀🫡🫡

[@thonick1990]

Surya firse funny hora
Jaiyaxh viral hora
Rishu relevant hogya

[@surediepie]

earth healing ??

[@ChinuSingh-mv5eu]

Aur ARPit

[@thonick1990]

@@ChinuSingh-mv5eu woh bhi cred ki ad krra

[@aadilkamboj973]

​@@ChinuSingh-mv5eu arpit cooked in last stream

[@curiosity_vis]

11:43 Sainik Rishu 🪖🪖🗣️🗣️💯💯🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@akashdeb5201]

Bc Anup Normie ko dekhe huye boht time ho gaya thha...

[@Ayusharma114]

shirt dikhane ke liye gol gol ghumra 5:36

[@OYO758]

7 seconds in video already better then holiday homework

[@Piyushsubhaji]

RAAAAAAHHHHH Old carry is backkk 🗣️🗣️who the f is ajaz khan

[@raghabpandit2610]

We got funny rishu before honey singh comeback

[@androviz]

11:42 😂😂 lol so real parody I have seen an Instagram page vo use this kind of script in his video to get likes

[@frenchfries289]

carry x rishu collab when???

[@shivammishra3941]

Peak level writing. Loved the refrences to different controversy. Favourite part ice cream 11:16

[@madhavv]

rip og outro 😭

[@bobthebuilder7601]

13:30 that dialogue delivery made this joke very special ngl

[@sifatahmedx]

That lucky patcher joke lmfao

[@amishplays8078]

Best source of Protein, banda nonveg lagta hai.

[@Sahil_9192]

1:45 Hell Yeahhh 💥💥👺👺👺

[@suchint7574]

gladd you made it backkkk mannn

[@Aamir.19]

11:03 remove this part or raid incoming

[@Sahil_9192]

End kar denge 🤪🤙

[@lolxdmekaisemaanlu978]

Darte kya bawe😈🤞

[@TG26ix]

🦶🏻

[@allaboutmusic8638]

Badmashi? 👹

[@beboysub]

Rishu vai aap toh consistent ho gaaye