The safest train in Black Mesa dubbed with HL SFX

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @sabylu4272
    @sabylu4272 3 года назад +1258

    "okay, why not?"

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 3 года назад +72

      That's actually accurate because the driver was completely calm in the original version

    • @tk-hf4oz
      @tk-hf4oz 3 года назад +25

      Didn't wanna die alone anyway.

    • @andreyzhalenko7405
      @andreyzhalenko7405 3 года назад +9

      Shut up

    • @DeadAndAliveCat
      @DeadAndAliveCat 3 года назад +3

      Yes, that was in the video, congrats on noticing.

    • @NevidXD
      @NevidXD 3 года назад +4

      The driver said: oh we swimming, and passenger also told swimming in original

  • @RoyCappuccino
    @RoyCappuccino 3 года назад +829

    ASSIGNMENT: TERMINATED
    SUBJECT: FREEMAN
    REASON: FAILURE TO PRESERVE MISSION-CRITICAL RESOURCES

    • @Assdafflabaff
      @Assdafflabaff 3 года назад +8

      Lol perfect.

    • @オジーはビッチだ
      @オジーはビッチだ 3 года назад +4

      Those same words have cursed me ever since I had to take the Jeep to Nova Prospekt

    • @YoshiMarioGamez
      @YoshiMarioGamez 2 года назад

      @@オジーはビッチだ I left the car than activated the train, i hid in the other train and it somehow worked.

  • @yuna2381
    @yuna2381 3 года назад +600

    "Morning Mister Freeman, looks like you're running late."

  • @keinebuhnefurgrune506
    @keinebuhnefurgrune506 3 года назад +139

    I'm glad he turned on the wipers. No one could imagine what could have happened if he wasn't able to see after falling into the river.

  • @minty5367
    @minty5367 3 года назад +414

    *Car crashes and drowns*
    Driver: *okay, why not?*

    • @GeorgeBPryor
      @GeorgeBPryor 3 года назад +15

      Accurate representation of modern life.

    • @nightsidechild.
      @nightsidechild. 3 года назад +6

      Original sound was like "well, we're swimming.." in russian.

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 3 года назад +3

      @@nightsidechild. sailing or floating is more precise, I think "swimming" is more about a person in the water, and not about a whole vehicle

  • @SeriousAlexej
    @SeriousAlexej 3 года назад +270

    Morning mister Freeman, looks like you're in a lake!

    • @XnonXte
      @XnonXte 3 года назад +9

      Hey you, you're finally awake

    • @Nikomo_sai_kan
      @Nikomo_sai_kan 3 года назад +5

      Morning, nice day for fishing, ain't it? Hu-hah

    • @theLuigiFan0007Productions
      @theLuigiFan0007Productions 3 года назад +3

      @@Nikomo_sai_kan
      DAMMIT. You got me. Nice reference. That was entirely unexpected.

  • @VictorCampos87
    @VictorCampos87 3 года назад +45

    *_"No smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa transit system. But you can swin."_*

  • @genericcreator6467
    @genericcreator6467 3 года назад +5

    crashes into river
    "ok, why not."

  • @hansjerkov7611
    @hansjerkov7611 3 года назад +96

    Okay, why not? Didn't want to die alone anyway.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 3 года назад +1

      (Sneezes)

  • @lizardizzle
    @lizardizzle 3 года назад +82

    2021, the true home of the HLFX Renaissance of 2019!

  • @schuler2256
    @schuler2256 3 года назад +209

    HL SFX мемы живы. Это радует.

    • @Charlotet_1411
      @Charlotet_1411 Год назад +1

      I agree they ar ver i alaiv

    • @paliks1
      @paliks1 Год назад

      Живы ли они сейчас? Жив ли автор?

  • @icarorodrigues8501
    @icarorodrigues8501 3 года назад +59

    Carwash prices are outrageous. This is way more practical, the man is just thinking about his pocket..

    • @shygun3656
      @shygun3656 3 года назад

      Asian Countries: Bruh

    • @icarorodrigues8501
      @icarorodrigues8501 3 года назад

      @@shygun3656 yes I was drunk when I typed this. should have said that he was just taking his truck for a swim. Im less funny when Im drunk for some reason

  • @Lemarc1311
    @Lemarc1311 3 года назад +3

    Gordon, look out!

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 3 года назад +30

    this is basically just that really fast rail cart from apprehension

  • @3vann5567
    @3vann5567 3 года назад +12

    I love how the highest quality sound in half life was the transit announcer

  • @IFok1sh
    @IFok1sh 3 года назад +37

    -Ну что, поплыли.

    • @koff_mm
      @koff_mm  3 года назад +18

      Ты руль то не крути!

    • @arseniix
      @arseniix 3 года назад +2

      Куда плывём?

    • @2298839082508923859
      @2298839082508923859 3 года назад

      @@arseniix К берегу блять...

    • @mayke8623
      @mayke8623 3 года назад

      РАССКИЙ АВТОПРОМ НЕ ТОНЕТ...

    • @mayke8623
      @mayke8623 3 года назад

      @@koff_mm ЕБУУУТСЯ КОТЫ...

  • @tkellaway
    @tkellaway 3 года назад +16

    The wipers will dry that off in no time

  • @qthemerrybandofanons4481
    @qthemerrybandofanons4481 3 года назад +4

    Love how he turned his wipers on :D

  • @Tiyratania
    @Tiyratania 3 года назад +16

    Dude becomes a truck driver, prob has a few years of experience and still is obviously going faster than he needs to be on the road
    Bruh

  • @TheFkgood
    @TheFkgood 3 года назад +6

    Imagine if this is your actual daily route, amazing.

  • @xTh1eFx
    @xTh1eFx 3 года назад +2

    _...for security and convenience._

  • @theshadowl4
    @theshadowl4 3 года назад +16

    "Looks like your running late Dr.Freeman"

    • @koff_mm
      @koff_mm  3 года назад +3

      Ahahahahhahahah

    • @razer_gaming8507
      @razer_gaming8507 3 года назад +1

      @@koff_mm looks like your running LAKE dr.freeman 😂😂

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 3 года назад +6

    MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

  • @BrutalGuy
    @BrutalGuy 3 года назад +12

    Второе дыхание открылось у мема) в замечательное время живём!

  • @TF43xTRICK
    @TF43xTRICK 3 года назад +7

    IRL Magic School Bus caught on tape

  • @LKDesign
    @LKDesign 3 года назад +5

    When the guardrail is just a carneval prop.

  • @IgnasJump
    @IgnasJump 3 года назад +1

    windwipers just made me loose it

  • @Overneed-Belkan-Witch
    @Overneed-Belkan-Witch 3 года назад +3

    This is why Gordon late

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 3 года назад +4

    It is time to become a boat. My human wont get to work on his own

  • @SilentSnake1998
    @SilentSnake1998 3 года назад +1

    unforeseen consequences

  • @junatah5903
    @junatah5903 3 года назад +2

    Dont you hate it when the safety barrier yeets you into more trouble.

  • @joeytaillefer5049
    @joeytaillefer5049 3 года назад +6

    In the first second I thought there was the lambda symbol on the road

  • @blueorb7030
    @blueorb7030 3 года назад +3

    instictively pressed the brake while watching this

  • @itwontcomeout5678
    @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +1

    Fascinating. I never suspected such things could be.

  • @xx_walter_xx6895
    @xx_walter_xx6895 3 года назад +3

    Opposing force tram ride:

  • @tf3confirmedbuthv54
    @tf3confirmedbuthv54 3 года назад +1

    anxiety started rolling when i saw the water

  • @p0sel2613
    @p0sel2613 3 года назад +1

    *goes over radioactive acid pond

  • @sjeppertje5462
    @sjeppertje5462 3 года назад +2

    I absolutely adore these videos

  • @InkyMEDIC4728
    @InkyMEDIC4728 Год назад

    The beginning of Apprehension in a nutshell

  • @AirsoftIdiotsInc
    @AirsoftIdiotsInc 3 года назад +1

    Ur content is gold

  • @genericobjectshow3440
    @genericobjectshow3440 Год назад

    Average day in Black Mesa.

  • @bangoreagles904
    @bangoreagles904 3 года назад +1

    Well, the wipers work pretty good.

  • @genericobjectshow3440
    @genericobjectshow3440 Год назад

    Ah yes, having a very safe day.

  • @amphiaraos
    @amphiaraos 3 года назад

    Boop boop. Major - Fracture - Detected.

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад

    "I like the car segment better in-- AAAUGH"
    Vinny Vinesauce, 201x

  • @doofus-the-doofus
    @doofus-the-doofus Месяц назад

    pov splash moutain at disney be like:

  • @michaeljames8696
    @michaeljames8696 3 года назад

    aren't you running a little late mr. Freeman

  • @john91269
    @john91269 3 года назад +13

    happy new year

    • @picklejho69
      @picklejho69 3 года назад +2

      Thanks, my guy, happy new year to you, too :)

  • @snaxsoup94
    @snaxsoup94 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes, Echoes Train be like:

  • @GeneralCreed
    @GeneralCreed 3 года назад

    the sneeze got me

  • @Scigam243
    @Scigam243 3 года назад +1

    The world's *not* safest train

  • @danteunreal6400
    @danteunreal6400 3 года назад

    AHAHA! you made my lonely evening! thanks a lot.

  • @shopliftfilms
    @shopliftfilms 3 года назад

    We need to make stronger guard rails. Yesterday I was driving in Arizona and there was a huge cliff with no guard rail then down the road there was a guard rail with flatlands. You would think they would put on where the cliff is at. Guess not.

  • @neoplxyr6112
    @neoplxyr6112 3 года назад

    Looks like black mesa finally created car boat

  • @SwecrafterSlom
    @SwecrafterSlom 3 года назад

    This is like my biggest fear, car crash + drowning

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 3 года назад

      It's a Russian car, it so shitty that it can't drown. They just floated to river bank in original

  • @EmilyTestAccount
    @EmilyTestAccount 3 года назад

    morning mr.freeman, looks like you're tempting fate

  • @user-lq4iu
    @user-lq4iu 3 года назад

    thank god he had his wipers on

  • @Iraqitranslator
    @Iraqitranslator 10 месяцев назад

    When you type Host_framerate 0.5 in the console

  • @degerman47
    @degerman47 3 года назад

    he did not have a very safe day

  • @NamelessTomb
    @NamelessTomb 3 года назад

    I think this was exactly what I dreamt about

  • @ivanilayakimova2526
    @ivanilayakimova2526 3 года назад

    Black Mesa Inbound.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 года назад

    "just who is responsible for this?"

  • @iaminthefridge3056
    @iaminthefridge3056 3 года назад +4

    These are amazing

  • @infectionsman
    @infectionsman 3 года назад

    windshield wipers will solve the water problem

  • @Mirinovic
    @Mirinovic 3 года назад +1

    well ther goes that grant money

  • @1e242
    @1e242 3 года назад +6

    Thank you. And have a very safe...

  • @brunoluduena1351
    @brunoluduena1351 3 года назад +3

    Is Half life they hunger intro

  • @xwaltranx
    @xwaltranx 3 года назад

    Damn i was sleepy and this made me wake up

  • @cate01a
    @cate01a 3 года назад

    Why wouldn't they have slowen down? Surely they'd figure they'd must drift to be able-a succesfully turn at that speed in that vehicle

    • @Keithjustkeithwastaken
      @Keithjustkeithwastaken 3 года назад

      honestly not sure that many vehicles that would take that turn at that speed well

  • @darkravenbest8970
    @darkravenbest8970 3 года назад

    It more like cart from apprerhension rather than train from black mesa inbound.

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 3 года назад +4

    why do we have to wear these ridiculous seatbelts

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 3 года назад

    Russia - make sure to approach sharp corners as fast as possible

  • @Bzorlan
    @Bzorlan 3 года назад

    Bus driver really cba braking

  • @misterfreeman13
    @misterfreeman13 8 месяцев назад

    Ещё не хватало надписи "Мрачные предчуствия"

  • @michalrzmichalrz6656
    @michalrzmichalrz6656 3 года назад

    Damn allergies, though.

  • @PaladinGuy
    @PaladinGuy 3 года назад

    Vehicle is about to fall into a river. Better put the wipers on.

  • @DawidO-mg8zn
    @DawidO-mg8zn 3 года назад +1

    I'm wondering who is driving
    Because we know there is one barney there and at least 2 scientists
    The front has 2 seats
    The back either has 2 or 3 depends if it's one of those couch thingies or not
    And if it's an SUV you can attach 2 seats in the trunk so there can be at most 7 people in this
    But we hear 3 and all are very calm even tho they fell into a dirty river

    • @thisyoutubehandleisdumbasfuck
      @thisyoutubehandleisdumbasfuck 3 года назад

      Holy shit calm down, it's a meme stop analysing it like it's the cure for cancer

    • @DawidO-mg8zn
      @DawidO-mg8zn 3 года назад

      @@thisyoutubehandleisdumbasfuck i can analyse whatever the feck i want
      And i will
      My brain catches onto details like this and i feel a need to do this
      Now go mind your onw business

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 3 года назад

    Gotta go fast

  • @blax140
    @blax140 3 года назад +2

    and thats why you dont speed kids

  • @TheJimsterIsHere
    @TheJimsterIsHere 3 года назад

    safe train

  • @Isaac-ui6pz
    @Isaac-ui6pz 3 года назад

    Too accurate after Cascade Resonance

  • @primeguillotine3737
    @primeguillotine3737 3 года назад

    he was on the phone

    • @koff_mm
      @koff_mm  3 года назад

      He was on chill

  • @postal3fan
    @postal3fan 3 года назад +6

    Not bad)))) i've been mabe video like these

  • @enterchannelname2508
    @enterchannelname2508 3 года назад

    _Boat Mode Activated_

  • @Borismolotov
    @Borismolotov 3 года назад

    Do you know who ate all dougnuts?

  • @kasrakhatir
    @kasrakhatir 3 года назад

    Needs more *STAPH*

  • @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
    @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal 10 месяцев назад +2

    Russian dashcam videos are *something else*

  • @Moramany
    @Moramany 3 года назад

    We sail

  • @nikushim6665
    @nikushim6665 3 года назад

    The original audio was better, where the two russian guys are just chatting as they float down the river like nothing happened.

  • @dodgydodo3060
    @dodgydodo3060 3 года назад

    I dont rember this section of on a rail

  • @dennisrodman8706
    @dennisrodman8706 3 года назад

    Holy shit

  • @rosejordan9858
    @rosejordan9858 23 дня назад

    0:37

  • @MMaRsu
    @MMaRsu 3 года назад

    This aint even a train tho

  • @auricom24
    @auricom24 3 года назад

    how to make the scout car to an air boat. its still HL.

  • @LEOn-CHAN
    @LEOn-CHAN 3 года назад

    Угадай страну по одному кадру.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 3 года назад

    where was this? India? the driver barely even tried to not run the car off the road.

    • @koff_mm
      @koff_mm  3 года назад +1

      Its Russia lol

  • @Potacintvervs
    @Potacintvervs 3 года назад

    APPREHENSION

  • @Altra_kz
    @Altra_kz 3 года назад

    Барнииии нет

  • @ketch10
    @ketch10 3 года назад

    lol

  • @dusanzgonc5001
    @dusanzgonc5001 3 года назад

    Lie.Rusian video say diferent .