A Classic Destroyed By Corporate Greed - GTA San Andreas The Demastered Edition

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  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU  3 года назад +532

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    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 3 года назад +20

      I don't have any money.

    • @JordanJank
      @JordanJank 3 года назад +7

      RUclips not paying the bills?

    • @papichulo8749
      @papichulo8749 3 года назад +1

      @@cheeseboi588 all my money went to umm....bills.....& taxes....so guys plzz tip me I get those IMMEDIATELY *snort* sounds good? Alright 🐖

    • @thatguy3213
      @thatguy3213 3 года назад +5

      Free youtube membership… 2$ bruh thats not free.

    • @KingMasey
      @KingMasey 3 года назад +1

      @@papichulo8749 ack ack ack!!

  • @sarbbarn6407
    @sarbbarn6407 3 года назад +7579

    The progressiveness of him going from, “yeah it’s a good game”, to, “yeah it’s pretty shit” is the most accurate representation of how the fans reacted upon its release yet

    • @Nathidraws
      @Nathidraws 3 года назад +26

      Yep

    • @rvgw
      @rvgw 3 года назад +15

      Yep

    • @ensiemen9836
      @ensiemen9836 3 года назад +180

      The world looks like how its supposed to, like the old game but better. But the amount of bugs and horrible horrible character design I have seen in 10 minutes of gameplay is crazy

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 3 года назад +295

      @@ensiemen9836 Not just that, they've completely ruin the atmosphere to something more generic, texture and such lose detail and more.
      And all the nice lighting techniques are from brute force Unreal Engine 4 lighting, which looks nice, but just is so artificial and it shows low effort, no art, no consistency, no anything. This better serves as a tech demo.

    • @ltodom5884
      @ltodom5884 3 года назад +16

      i love the game

  • @akaikeki2199
    @akaikeki2199 3 года назад +7808

    Castrated Edition

  • @lunarttrs
    @lunarttrs 3 года назад +3712

    It's funny how Rockstar, who shows the typical stereotypes through their games; ends up a typical company with greedy intentions.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 3 года назад +71

      Nah, that’s the stereotype for TakeTwo Interactive, Rockstar’s parent company. I’m almost sure the Housers wouldn’t let a piece of shit like this get released on their watch.
      Honestly fuck T2. Pretty sure their name is a secret motto for the company: take the customers money twice.

    • @ltagames01
      @ltagames01 3 года назад +213

      @@tedioussugar384 ….rockstar are scummy bro accept it

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад +11

      @@ltagames01 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 года назад +131

      They're becoming what they used to meme

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 3 года назад +67

      Rockstar is welcoming Take Two now, everything before Online was only their business since they were so profitable. Take Two didn't made a lot of decissions in Rockstar back in the era, at least before Online.
      Since the powerhouses of Rockstar left the company, they're not in the greatest of shapes.

  • @PTSD-c2j
    @PTSD-c2j 2 года назад +706

    what do you mean, gta the trilogy is so realistic and immersive, i actually felt robbed!

  • @thunderxclap668
    @thunderxclap668 3 года назад +696

    For anyone who doesn’t know, the new version of the game isn’t even the console version of the game, the developers took the mobile version and edited it

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 года назад +119

      It's funny reading this because there are literally thousands of people who preorded this shit without knowing this

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 3 года назад +37

      @@a.r.4822 Yeah because nobody knew unless you were psychic

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 года назад +84

      @@UmiZoomR just don't prebuy easy as that; as if people haven't learnt shit preordering trash games the past 10 years

    • @crazymonkey60123
      @crazymonkey60123 3 года назад +13

      @@a.r.4822 Why would you ever preorder and not look at the game day 1 to see if you even like it?

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 года назад +10

      @@crazymonkey60123 why do you even ask me? lol

  • @AndreKlebleyev
    @AndreKlebleyev 3 года назад +1950

    Evil DarkViperAU be like
    “GTA the definitive edition is an amazing game and I think rockstar was very selfless and did everything in their ability to make a great product”

    • @EduardoContrerasD
      @EduardoContrerasD 3 года назад +45

      I really enjoy this kind of comments.

    • @eternity5417
      @eternity5417 3 года назад +35

      @@EduardoContrerasD I enjoyed this kind of reply

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +37

      this is one of the few evil memes that makes sense
      if matto was truly evil, he'd make so many videos about gta 5 that he'd get a partnership with rockstar and promote whatever garbage they produce while getting paid fat stacks

    • @SkyzzV_
      @SkyzzV_ 3 года назад +28

      You mean LightSnakeAUT?

    • @user-x-00
      @user-x-00 3 года назад +1

      @@eternity5417 mind if I screenshot?

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 3 года назад +2151

    “You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
    Rockstar in a nutshell

    • @DaftFader
      @DaftFader 3 года назад +79

      No, Rockstar is dead and still became the villan. 😬

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 года назад +20

      @@DaftFader yeah lol

    • @Oscar_the_fascist_slayer
      @Oscar_the_fascist_slayer 3 года назад +15

      The fact your name is Godot makes that even funnier

    • @bsibbs2667
      @bsibbs2667 3 года назад +3

      Hi godot

    • @endless193
      @endless193 3 года назад +7

      @@DaftFader Apply cold water to that burn

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 года назад +687

    The jokes about Ryder being short would actually make sense if his model was shorter than the others in the remaster

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 года назад +57

      I think it’s supposed to be a reference to easy e but i agree

    • @Rando__-hu1fl
      @Rando__-hu1fl 3 года назад +4

      @Sam Wallace same j don’t know what the cashier said till this day

    • @austinpierceTV
      @austinpierceTV Год назад +2

      @Paulo Hernanndizz ryders likeness was based off his voice actor, mc eiht, who was also a very prominent rapper in the 1990s

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 Год назад +3

      @@austinpierceTV False. MC Eiht looks nothing like the character he voices. The likeness is clearly that of Eazy-E. Do a side by side comparison; they're virtually identical.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 8 месяцев назад

      He wasn’t shorter in the original either.

  • @Lightspeedloser_
    @Lightspeedloser_ 3 года назад +366

    It’s impressive how they made the game look better and way worse at the same time

    • @Monocheto1
      @Monocheto1 2 года назад +29

      @Paulo Hernanndizz the models and expressions are bad in DE, also the lack of that filter or haze that the PS2 version had for every city is what gave the game life for me

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 Год назад +35

    has it really been 2 years already since these remasters released?
    holy shit time just flew by

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 8 месяцев назад +2

      Feels like yesterday..

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was just thinking about that. And to think that the original came out 20 years ago, that kinda blows my mind.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 3 года назад +3083

    you could just tell there's something wrong with Rockstar when Dan Houser, Lazlow and a lot of the great developers that designed all these great games left the company, but holyshit, they fell off so fast, GTA 6 is probably gonna be garbage.

    • @blooocki
      @blooocki 3 года назад +559

      Gta 5 is gonna be re-released forever till online dies
      And then when Gta 6 comes its gonna do a saints row

    • @ajga5435
      @ajga5435 3 года назад +97

      Leslie Benzies

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 года назад +232

      oh yea i completely forgot about GTA 6, im not gonna be surprised when GTA 6 came out as a hot pile piece of garbage

    • @justarandompersonwithaspec5104
      @justarandompersonwithaspec5104 3 года назад +40

      1k $ for a fkin unpolished game

    • @Sharicite
      @Sharicite 3 года назад +310

      I'm just gonna put this down: GTA 6 will be a GTA Online 2 and its gonna be a 100% online only live service with minimal to no story whatsoever

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 3 года назад +1136

    7:28 in a parallel universe. "These are just some of the facts and glitches I've encountered in my over 7000 hours of playing GTA San Andreas."

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +86

      "At this location near Big Smoke's house, you can noclip into the wall and teleport into one of the GTA: San Andreas Online apartments"

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 3 года назад +37

      @@jockeyfield1954 GTA : SAO
      oh no the weebs are coming

    • @ValtteriV
      @ValtteriV 3 года назад +11

      You can find enough glitches for the entire series in 70 minutes

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 3 года назад

      @@mokonono5903 oh no! Your sorry ass is here.

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 года назад +7

      This universe:"These are some glitches and bugs I've found over 10 hours of playing GTA SA"

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 3 года назад +207

    Rockstar be like "San Andreas. Classic. Least it was before I fucked everything up"

  • @internetrules8522
    @internetrules8522 2 года назад +9

    3:06 I really appreciate these small micro sketches that you add. I love how the demon gate is making the big smoke "OOOHHHHH" sound.

  • @charredolive
    @charredolive 3 года назад +21

    They spent so much time on making Ryder's blunt look realistic

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 3 года назад +383

    The Definitive Edition has truly made me appreciate the classic game.
    By not by buying the Definitive Edition and instead digging out my PS2 and playing the actual definitive edition.

    • @xbudgie1239
      @xbudgie1239 3 года назад +6

      This game is so good

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 года назад +8

      The "old" definitive edition (PC) was buggy as hell though...
      The cars would be bugged in a way that made it like it was using brakes + awful noises and visual bugs
      I still have San Andreas on PS2 but the disc has been damaged, the game crashes when we finish saving the first girlfriend... Big yikes for me

    • @SamuraiSilverhand
      @SamuraiSilverhand 3 года назад +17

      Same here lmao. Says a lot about how well the ps2 version was made.

    • @Fluffee102
      @Fluffee102 3 года назад +4

      @@GentlyUsedFrog was not, it ran a ton a lot better than the Xbox/PS2 version unless your actually talking about the shit 2021 release

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 года назад +1

      @@Fluffee102 No i'm talking about the version before that. The cars when driving were half accelerating half stopping all the time and I could see a weird glitch where I saw lines under the map. And it happened on Vice City as well when I tried playing it 3 years ago.

  • @RyuHaya
    @RyuHaya 3 года назад +455

    6:15 Love when npcs try to jump infront of your car like a fraud thing.

    • @hopdon9115
      @hopdon9115 3 года назад +54

      they’re playing saints row 1 trying to get respect to do another mission

    • @karimalramlawi7228
      @karimalramlawi7228 3 года назад +2

      That's like (almost) every gta game

    • @what-nu1zx
      @what-nu1zx 3 года назад +11

      @@karimalramlawi7228 thats every open world games with cars

    • @zimbu_
      @zimbu_ 3 года назад +14

      At this point it has stopped being a bug and started being a feature.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 3 года назад +1

      It's because they start the animation right before he turns, so they end up diving into his path. Is pretty funny though.

  • @jdlztstldypdypdoyody
    @jdlztstldypdypdoyody 3 года назад +251

    "Like they say in the book, we are blessed and cursed" big smoke summarizes the game perfectly

    • @andris404
      @andris404 3 года назад +9

      What fucking book?

    • @NoobNoobZug
      @NoobNoobZug 3 года назад +5

      @@andris404 "THE" Book needs to be the bible right? Or Harry Potter? It needs to be a book everyone knows so we only got 2 options.

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux 2 года назад +3

      @@andris404 "Same things makes us laugh, makes us cry"
      This also makes sense since we can laugh at this defective edition joke and also crying because this is what we got for a remaster.

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux Год назад

      @@turbogamer2023 yes

  • @TheBruMan
    @TheBruMan 2 года назад +7

    Hi matt i just wanna say I love your videos you never fail to disappoint lifting my emotions to a better state. For example my dog just died at 13 years old in my dads arms 2 hours ago. She was unwell a couple of days prior but now she is finally at peace. Just came here to say your content is entertaining and calming to those in need of happiness and seeing the bright side to things. It sucks a lot more than people think because it has happened the day after my birthday which is terrible to believe especially when I was just holding here few hours prior. Have a great day Matto your a true influence on younger and older minds :)

  • @dhk117rp
    @dhk117rp 3 года назад +526

    I swear, everyone's mind goes to Simpson's Hit and Run when they play this game lol

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 3 года назад +47

      Either that or that famous coca cola commercial.

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane 3 года назад +13

      I just think of this game on PS2, never played the hit and run though..

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 2 года назад +14

      If CJ Was In Simpsons Hit & Run lmao CJ: Gimme That Car Nigga You Don't Need It

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Год назад +1

      "My knee!"

    • @willslick6837
      @willslick6837 Год назад +1

      500 likes 🎉

  • @oliver.hrn7
    @oliver.hrn7 3 года назад +524

    I’m so disappointed in this game and rockstar. GTA SA was one of the biggest technological improvements a game has ever seen at that time and is a huge part of so many people’s childhoods. This was supposed to be the remake to have it all come back. The remake where rockstar finally proved they are capable of not fucking up on everything they do and this is honestly just sad. The entire legacy of the early GTA games was completely ruined here because of a shitty greedy company.
    Edit: Sorry for saying remake, i meant remaster

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 3 года назад +16

      I guess you put your expectations too high man.

    • @oliver.hrn7
      @oliver.hrn7 3 года назад +55

      @@thirdhandlv4231 definitely did, was wrong to assume that rockstar would actually make something good

    • @ravishankarr3507
      @ravishankarr3507 3 года назад +16

      U cant complain about expectations when u give so much hype and charge for a remake.

    • @oliver.hrn7
      @oliver.hrn7 3 года назад +54

      @@ravishankarr3507 well yeah but as matt says all the time, rockstar is a billion dollar company that has no excuse for this shit, my expectations were high but justifiable

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 года назад +34

      @@ravishankarr3507 hype? For a functioning remaster that works and is not a buggy mess? Is it too much to ask? Would you unironically want this piece of shit after all that lawsuits they filed against modders and taking down the otiginals?

  • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
    @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 года назад +324

    I once had a wish.
    When I was 4 years old I used to play GTA 3 on my brother's Playstation 2. (2002)
    I loved it and then I also had thr opportunity to play VC and SA in their respective years.
    When I grew 15 I got a chance to revisit GTA 3 on the same Playstation 2 (still works and preserved if you're wondering), and I promised myself to buy the trilogy with on my first pay day.
    The GTA Trilogy: DE would've been almost perfect timing (about a couple months late), but for once I remembered what I had promised.
    I had seemingly endless joy, a classic golden memory of my childhood was about to be revived. Only for me to come across this dissapointment.
    I still have a hard time believing R* would just neglect the games that led them to their ultimate glory today, treat them as cash cows.
    Deeply hurts me.

    • @zaferbeidoun1017
      @zaferbeidoun1017 3 года назад +3

      O

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 года назад +33

      The people who actually worked hard to make the original trilogy are not in the team anymore. Rockstar is just greedy.

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 года назад +10

      @@rekhavmenon1507 yeah they changed

    • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
      @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 года назад +1

      @@rekhavmenon1507 they made RDR2 which means they still _might_ be at par with what they did
      Just curious

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 3 года назад +7

      @@mukeshkumar-ey1ge
      That was made literally just before they left.
      RDR2 is Rockstar's swan song.

  • @HinaTan250
    @HinaTan250 2 года назад +60

    Locking the FPS can help in some cases. For example: If it's programmed poorly, it could be dedicating and insane amount of resources rendering/calculating certain things more than it needs to. So your GPU or CPU is being hogged and not allowing it to reach the frame rate. By limiting the FPS with the in game settings, you are forcing it to be distributed as intended. It could be updating lighting, doing physics calculations, calculating NPC path finding, or really anything an absurd amount of times without you knowing it.

    • @talal3c
      @talal3c 2 года назад +3

      yeah you pretty much always have to keep your fps locked at 60. im pretty sure i played them all at 144 or 120fps tho with no problems so idk

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 Год назад

      @talal3c Yea but that also comes down to what hardware and software you’ve got. Glad it worked alright for you though!

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Год назад

      there's also haha funny *The dealership has been disturbed.*

  • @kniky_
    @kniky_ 11 месяцев назад +7

    He didn't say it when he got sponsored by netflix

  • @stramanor9635
    @stramanor9635 3 года назад +141

    the sad thing about this definitive edition is that i thought san andreas looked great and really like the added weapon wheel and such. but then i found out the modders already did this years ago and with mods the city looks much better adding lots of little details that makes SA feel real. if you havent seen the remastered gta san andreas mod video from internet rob, this is what i would imagine the definitive edition would look. embarrasing from t2 and r*

    • @tabakatinjim
      @tabakatinjim 3 года назад +4

      Was actually grove street games. But a get what ur sayin.

    • @tomatoisnotafruit5670
      @tomatoisnotafruit5670 2 года назад +3

      @@tabakatinjim yeah, but Rockstar is responsible for it in the end, the fact they just paid some phone company to do it makes it worse.

    • @tabakatinjim
      @tabakatinjim 2 года назад +1

      @@tomatoisnotafruit5670 yeah I agree rockstar should of just done it themselves, instead what should of been a great game, is totally ruined still to this day, apparently updates can’t fix whatever grove street games have done. Right now the game is simply unplayable and I don’t see that changing since rockstar didn’t do it themselves as we know.

    • @Glenn_Quagmire
      @Glenn_Quagmire Год назад

      ​@@tabakatinjimif rockstar did it themselves it would've been a full remake that would've taken 4 or more years at least to make and would detract development time from gta 6 so I think they just offloaded development of this to another company to focus on their bigger game that they've been working on for longer like gearbox did with alien colonial Marines and borderlands 2

  • @ThatGuyKh1
    @ThatGuyKh1 3 года назад +73

    I still can’t get over how it’s way to dark in most cutscenes so you can’t see anyone’s faces

    • @Beleth420
      @Beleth420 3 года назад +2

      They probably did it on purpose because the models are so shit.

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 года назад

      @ItzRyan shouldn't have to. Most games needs a little ajustment, not 100% brightness & contrast or an actual mod 😅

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 года назад

      Must be on Matto's end because when I tried it, there was no brightness issue on my end.

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 года назад

      @@GentlyUsedFrog I confirm it is generalised. There are even mods to fix it because it is so bad...

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 года назад

      @@wisico640 I got lucky then

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 3 года назад +127

    I am only now realizing basically all of the GTA:SA memes are from the very start of the game.

    • @Ylinatsiperkele
      @Ylinatsiperkele 3 года назад +42

      That's because rest of the game is kinda doodoo. You had all these great characters and awesome setting in 90's Los Angeles gang wars, but rest of the game is government agencies and boring Chinese mafias in san fransisco and vegas.

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 3 года назад +50

      it suffers the usual fault of games from the era of terrible pacing

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 года назад +10

      @@kirby1225 yeah the entire trilogy had that problem. GTA 3 especially

    • @professorwho_
      @professorwho_ 3 года назад +47

      "I appreciate your input but please, fuck off" has some potential

    • @itssonotover961
      @itssonotover961 3 года назад +8

      @@Ylinatsiperkele it's interesting that I think the exact opposite haha

  • @georgeulbrandt
    @georgeulbrandt 11 месяцев назад +1

    20:38 coldest thing DarkViperAU has ever said

  • @TheReal00RJ
    @TheReal00RJ 2 года назад +14

    33:04 best part

    • @vibexwolf3144
      @vibexwolf3144 2 года назад

      whats the song used at that timestamp?

    • @XxDragon345
      @XxDragon345 2 года назад

      @@vibexwolf3144 'Growling Hound' from the great game, Yakuza 0

  • @misakyun2925
    @misakyun2925 3 года назад +130

    This is exactly what i need rn, ive been feeling down recently and a matto filled video is what i need lolol. Thank you very much~
    Big love my dudes always.

    • @縣
      @縣 3 года назад +10

      Wtf

    • @bennywarren17
      @bennywarren17 3 года назад +3

    • @dunsun6395
      @dunsun6395 3 года назад +5

      Ew

    • @bennywarren17
      @bennywarren17 3 года назад +6

      @@dunsun6395 what

    • @Green18765
      @Green18765 3 года назад +3

      @@dunsun6395 if this is about the anime pfp you do know that matto likes anime right

  • @goreseven6299
    @goreseven6299 3 года назад +86

    "It looks like Simpsons Hit & Run"
    -Matto

    • @EllySensei
      @EllySensei 3 года назад +6

      - Badger Goodger
      - Dark Space

    • @bom8255
      @bom8255 3 года назад +1

      @@EllySensei lol i've heard them too

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 года назад +1

      ~ everyone older than 20*

  • @turolretar
    @turolretar 3 года назад +311

    I mean, everything has its glory days and ending. And I think for rockstar it’s already closer to the end unfortunately

    • @ckerwin39
      @ckerwin39 3 года назад +19

      @Agent 39 nah South Park ain’t that bad not as good but still good enough to watch

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 3 года назад

      i still can't believe it

    • @TheKillerEmcee
      @TheKillerEmcee 3 года назад +20

      If they could just end on a high. But that has to be a big fucking high. GTA 6 has to be THE game.

    • @endless193
      @endless193 3 года назад +2

      @@TheKillerEmcee If Gta VI has just 1 bug,R* will see their end. I really wish GTA VI is good

    • @asherdcny
      @asherdcny 3 года назад +5

      @@TheKillerEmcee Why is GTA 6 so anticipated? I'm more interested in a Red Dead 3 more than GTA.

  • @mikeywilson1198
    @mikeywilson1198 3 года назад +7

    DUDE YOUR CHANNEL IS DOING SO FUCKING GOOD IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU MY MAN ❤️

  • @hel1140
    @hel1140 3 года назад +23

    "You wanna learn some moves?
    Move to the afterlife"
    -Matt, 20:39

  • @912shaggy8
    @912shaggy8 3 года назад +105

    Fun fact as I went through the story i was given rare achievements for beating story missions, I find that hilarious

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 2 года назад +15

      @Paulo Hernanndizz they’ve always been both and its kind of a double edged sword imo.
      Yea there’s some that you get for “pressing any button” but there are others like “collect 300 pieces of paper” or “win a game on every multiplayer mode with every character while using a knife and crouching while blindfolded and balancing on 3 chairs hanging over a drop of atleast 40 feet”
      There’s a balance between the two but they can have a bit of both as well; like GTA SA has story mode achievements but it also i has some for the collectibles, reaching max/minimum weight and even completing some missions a certain way like completing the one where you steal the jet pack without raising the alarm.

  • @libertariancapitalist
    @libertariancapitalist 3 года назад +92

    4:32
    I’ve played this game since the original PS2 release and I never knew Ryder could say that line

    • @limemyth
      @limemyth 3 года назад +13

      for me it was the opposite, i recently learned that he said the other line and it blew my mind

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 года назад +7

      Well I'm used to that line. This is one of the times that I like the Mobile Version. The Speedruns from it are amazing.

    • @mercian9425
      @mercian9425 3 года назад +22

      Do you always get the same hair cut? Cos it depends on the cut which line you get.

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 года назад +11

      @@mercian9425 The afro is what mostly triggers it. Also there's another one at the very bottom which is sort of an Afro.

    • @J.2234
      @J.2234 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly lol

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 3 года назад +154

    I got so excited for this release, normaly i ignore people talking shit about a game, and then find myself enjoying many games i never thought i could, but i'm so glad i heard people this time, this stinks greedy and souless, wich is weird, because San Andreas always smells like love and care, this trilogy is very disrespectful, the fans and talented moders, they didn't deserve any of that

    • @aslychair3096
      @aslychair3096 3 года назад +17

      This is how I imagine a weird serial killer to sound. "Smells like love and care" What the fuck.

    • @future09021
      @future09021 Год назад +1

      "smells like love and care" HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 года назад +12

    5:35

  • @mystari4445
    @mystari4445 3 года назад +8

    26:05 I love how he stopped his car to think of a comeback lol

  • @alvinanis3006
    @alvinanis3006 3 года назад +109

    Rockstar is clearly finished. When most of the prominent figures that spearheaded the company have all left, it's only a matter of time until they get truly desperate as they make their way to EA status of bad.

    • @DirtyMikeHoncho
      @DirtyMikeHoncho 3 года назад +7

      At least ill be able fo finally quit video games lol

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 года назад +1

      I’m tired of seeing this stupid take. In order for rockstar to actually be finished gta vi and vii need to completely flop

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 3 года назад +10

      @@fakename3208 and i'm tire of people thinking we will have GTA 6, let alone GTA 7

    • @DirtyMikeHoncho
      @DirtyMikeHoncho 3 года назад +4

      @@fakename3208lol your name is as real as your opinion

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 года назад +4

      @@joooanit0224 saying we won’t have gta vi is like saying we won’t have the next elder scrolls. Rockstar wants to keep making money. GTA vi is likely far into development and not nearly as far off as you think

  • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
    @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 года назад +46

    TheProfessional (another gta channel on RUclips) encountered a glitch where in the mission when you go to kill ryder he drives off in a boat saying "I'm a genius" (as scripted) before crashing into a rock and drowning himself....(not scripted)
    Can't think of a better metaphor for the way rockstar or take two thought.

    • @danielaponte4054
      @danielaponte4054 3 года назад +1

      I wish Matto invites TheProfessional to a GeoGuesser match soon

    • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
      @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 года назад

      @@danielaponte4054 I don't think pro would know the gta 5 map as much as he would the older ones.

    • @danielaponte4054
      @danielaponte4054 3 года назад +1

      @@insertgenericusernamehere2402 Pro is the mayor grinder in the game, he would get some good one

    • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
      @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 года назад +1

      @@danielaponte4054 eh. I don't think he's played since the update for the car garage missions

    • @KeyrowZB
      @KeyrowZB 2 года назад +1

      @@insertgenericusernamehere2402 aged like milk

  • @jailani6903
    @jailani6903 3 года назад +50

    "Ahhh shit, here we go agian."

    • @mcboat3467
      @mcboat3467 3 года назад +7

      "I got caught up in the money.... the power"
      -Big Smoke

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 года назад +14

      @@mcboat3467 "I got caught up in the money.. the power"
      -Take Two CEO

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 3 года назад +32

    "you wanna learn some moves?"
    "Move to the afterlife"
    Fuck I laughed so hard.

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 5 месяцев назад +4

    what i liek about gamers is they piss and moan about cooperate greed and demand a better game... but are also the first to prepreprepreorder and buy funcopop trash while standing in line for the newest starwars/marvel film complaining about the things they enjoy.
    humanity truely is the greatest joke ever told

  • @Freedi2of2
    @Freedi2of2 3 года назад +5

    03:05: damn that's a golden edit. good job :)

  • @RogerDatSoldier
    @RogerDatSoldier 3 года назад +30

    Even Darkviperau as well said this game looks like The Simpsons Hit and Run. This proves this game is more on the cartoon side than serious and gritty

  • @Sword_Man_YT
    @Sword_Man_YT 3 года назад +43

    The true Chaos Edition...

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 3 года назад +13

    There’s a reason gameplay trailers of this game were never released.

  • @JKH007
    @JKH007 3 года назад +4

    18:30 I love that song

  • @dantheman4838
    @dantheman4838 3 года назад +86

    I bought this game on the day it came out. The plan was to complete all three games in order and have a great time. I played the first GTA for about 20 minutes and skipped to Vice City. I watched the altered intro to Vice City and switched to San Andreas in disgust. Played San Andrea's for about 30 minutes before getting bored and playing something else entirely. So for £59 I got less than an hour worth of disappointing play time...lol.

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 года назад +18

      This is one of the main reasons why I wait for huge sale before buying any game that is full priced and don't buy on pre order.

    • @grieferjesusau8974
      @grieferjesusau8974 3 года назад +14

      @@frozenturbo8623 Only buy games on pre order if gameplay has already been released and it is good.

    • @juscratchinmaballs
      @juscratchinmaballs 3 года назад +5

      you could probably still get a refund

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 3 года назад +3

      You should request your money back.

    • @ZackP504
      @ZackP504 3 года назад

      I did the $1 game pass thingy for it, hot trash.

  • @CaptToilet
    @CaptToilet 3 года назад +57

    they still kept in the tiny pop rock sounding gun sounds. always thought they sounded weird even in the original

    • @waterbiscuit6907
      @waterbiscuit6907 3 года назад +4

      I like it :)

    • @THEPUNISHERBRAZIL
      @THEPUNISHERBRAZIL 3 года назад

      Also muzzle flash looks so cartoony

    • @berettagt88
      @berettagt88 3 года назад +9

      I've always hated the gun sound effects since 2004

    • @crashfan9997
      @crashfan9997 2 года назад +2

      Vice City, Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories had better gun sounds.

  • @re.liable
    @re.liable 3 года назад +8

    2:46 some intense foreshadowing there lul

  • @MinaEntwine
    @MinaEntwine 3 года назад +9

    16:57 gReEn

  • @SgtByrd93
    @SgtByrd93 3 года назад +40

    I love how "they should have released it years ago" flew over the head everyone in chat

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 года назад +79

    Man, Ryder is effing hilarious, even funnier than I remember. I really hate that he turned heel along with Big Smoke.

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 3 года назад +21

      They really dropped the ball on the end of his story. I get that the Va was leaving but c'mon, Ryder showed nothing that implied he would betray CJ. Big smoke was showing from the start that he would betray CJ (such as ordering such a large meal it allows the rival gang go show up and he was eating instead of attacking) but Ryder? He was a genuine man

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 года назад +27

      @@Not_Claptrap It even creates plot holes all over the place. Like the whole conversation where Ryder is the one that tells CJ and Sweet about the Green Sabre that was used in the drive by, the multiple times Ryder actively helped you kill Ballas when they tried to sell on Grove Street's turf, the way Ryder came up with the most ways to arm and fund Grove Street to defend themselves from attacks, and the way he's the first one to call out Big Smoke for not helping fight off the Ballas during the Drive Thru mission. Thinking back, he probably did the most to make sure Grove Street came out on top. So it REALLY comes out of left field when he stabs CJ and Sweet in the back. Honestly, they should've just recast the VA, because their rewrites completely butchered his character.

    • @Vaelosh466
      @Vaelosh466 3 года назад +16

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince They could have also just written Ryder to die in the police shootout before CJ gets taken out of LS.

    • @jordanb.4514
      @jordanb.4514 3 года назад +2

      come on bruh why did you feel the need to add the spoiler

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +19

      @@jordanb.4514
      It's a 17 year old game

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 3 года назад +132

    Im hoping matto does makes another one of these for vice city and gta 3 lmfao great work man love what you're doing! :)

  • @wattothetoydarianjunkdeale8785
    @wattothetoydarianjunkdeale8785 3 года назад +25

    21:55 had me laughing

  • @christopherwollard5117
    @christopherwollard5117 Год назад +6

    Sweet blaming cj for not keeping up when he is the one failing to keep up is unintentionally on brand for Sweet 🤣

  • @Kenjathor
    @Kenjathor Год назад +8

    2:20 daamn that beatbox

    • @Frizzy2020
      @Frizzy2020 4 месяца назад

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hardik2824
    @hardik2824 3 года назад +9

    3:17 thicc arm he got there

  • @CarletoGamesCGYT674
    @CarletoGamesCGYT674 3 года назад +12

    13:07 Speedrun strat: when getting in the store, just leave it immediately and the mission will be complete (I don't know if it still works on D.E.).

  • @jasonvoorhees9523
    @jasonvoorhees9523 Год назад +5

    *11:41** What a timing*

  • @maxiyos12
    @maxiyos12 3 года назад +2

    Man, the way you edited the video it was so fun! I hope you post more playthroughs like this, it was awesome!:D

  • @Ivander85
    @Ivander85 2 года назад +5

    11:05 best part

  • @dumblikeagorrila2128
    @dumblikeagorrila2128 3 года назад +7

    Matto: Game deninetly looks better
    *Looks at hairline* 0:47
    Okay it doesn't look crazy good.

  • @Vintagesonic1
    @Vintagesonic1 3 года назад +12

    Matto always makes my day. So much so, that I have now, for the first time ever, have become a channel member!

    • @DarkViperAU
      @DarkViperAU  3 года назад +3

      Thanks for watching my stuff mate.

  • @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer
    @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer 3 года назад +2

    6:15 That person in a nice suit just jumped in the way of your car, I didn't know the remaster could be so realistic

  • @kedinamite579
    @kedinamite579 Год назад +1

    3:50
    Background music is Glam Bucket by Underworld (first time heard the music was in Need For Speed Undercover)
    If you found this info useful, y'know what to do. 😊

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 3 года назад +7

    Lol I love how he added majima where he bought the eyepatch

  • @Glowing_Embers2
    @Glowing_Embers2 3 года назад +5

    “It’s impressive that he will do the work before getting payed” that’s how barbershops are

  • @TheVleckChannel
    @TheVleckChannel 3 года назад +5

    “I think Sweet’s the liability.”
    Well, there’s one thing they accurately ported over, army least.

  • @MrALAGRANPUTA
    @MrALAGRANPUTA 2 года назад +1

    Lmao at 25:55 " I love the way Stretches body leaves the scene before his head did" and then he pauses to think for a bit " oh yeah Sweet"..funny stuff man

  • @PulchritudoInTenebris
    @PulchritudoInTenebris 6 месяцев назад +1

    Rewatching this I just noticed at 23:00 Ryder looks just like a jockey from L4D2

  • @xxyungdracoxx9850
    @xxyungdracoxx9850 3 года назад +4

    A great man once said 33:49

  • @carnivorous_vegan
    @carnivorous_vegan 3 года назад +8

    20:28 best part lmaoo

  • @get_right1373
    @get_right1373 3 года назад +16

    " I got to bury my moms "
    Dark Viper: "He has multiple moms", lmao😂

    • @AB419-
      @AB419- 3 года назад

      😂😂

  • @WOICECHAT
    @WOICECHAT 3 года назад +1

    13:49 Using yakuza refference, that's a respect +

  • @Flippo___
    @Flippo___ 3 года назад +1

    good edit at the end about some of the problems

  • @BakkeMeister
    @BakkeMeister 3 года назад +23

    This is upsetting, San Andreas is my favorite gta and they somehow made it worse I’d rather play the og version with no mods, rather than even spend my money on this garbage thank you for this video you just saved me 60$ 😭

  • @allthehandlesweretaken
    @allthehandlesweretaken 3 года назад +7

    1:50 when you finally meet your tinder date irl

  • @______jsh______
    @______jsh______ 3 года назад +5

    14:32 soft spoken matto

  • @xixobellicx
    @xixobellicx Год назад +1

    Bro was really into the moment 10:04

  • @playstation1331
    @playstation1331 3 года назад +2

    21:52 xD

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 3 года назад +18

    1:08
    I love it when Matt says these type of thing.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 года назад

      Same dude

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 года назад +1

      Merciless Freak You bet your ass it does. That’s why it’s so great.

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 3 года назад +5

    4:43 the point of this mission is to harass the pizza shop owner cause they covered up a tag for grove street

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 3 года назад +2

    3:49
    Oh dear God, This music Glam Bucket by Underworld
    Still remember it playing in Need For Speed Undercover on the garage, such a great and calming song

  • @chadmann2724
    @chadmann2724 Год назад +1

    "oh my DAAWG what' up! HA ha, HA!" *Chad walk intensifies*

  • @phantomyoongi8339
    @phantomyoongi8339 3 года назад +1

    13:50 PLEASE I DIDN'T EXPECT MAJIMA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @germanthx
    @germanthx 2 года назад +3

    14:27 That scene was to fucking funny xD perfectly shows how Matt didn‘t change a bit .. even after 4 years.

    • @Anonymous-ik3kc
      @Anonymous-ik3kc Год назад

      Indeed man lmao just bout to say the same thing

  • @gzg38
    @gzg38 3 года назад +10

    0:55 he has multiple mom's 😂😂😂

  • @Chonksta
    @Chonksta 2 года назад +3

    pov : me playing GTA 3 and 4 for the 1st time and finding NPCS with weapons
    5:14

  • @robicobi24
    @robicobi24 3 года назад +5

    24:30 those are some good speedrun strats

  • @Jartran72
    @Jartran72 Год назад +2

    We demand a speedrun of you getting all Tags and doing all stunt jumps at once. We demand WR pace too.

  • @Ramzi1944
    @Ramzi1944 3 года назад +5

    4:57 "He's a Tsun-dere" LMAO

  • @SCREAMILLUSION
    @SCREAMILLUSION 3 года назад +6

    The modders will make the game good eventually and then probably be sued again for it.

  • @truelies9187
    @truelies9187 3 года назад +24

    Some clothes are bugged.
    They removed the “Rimmers” red & white letterman jacket.
    The Broadway has a broken bumper you can buy at the lowrider garage.
    The Admiral doesn’t turn white when selected but silver.
    Carl’s sister isn’t detailed at all.
    Cars wheel hubcaps have texture glitches.
    The audio levels can’t be adjusted for sounds and is to simplistic. Barely any control and the pistol shots take over any sounds and become repetitive asf.
    Smokes glasses when he attacks Mexicans with a baseball bat are glitched when he’s in the car in the cutscene.
    Smoke’s car has a random license plate in front of his car in cutscenes but not in gameplay and it looks bad in cutscenes so why the addition now.
    Certain haircuts are missing detail for CJ. Example being “Detail Cut” on his sideburns.
    The brightness in game for characters makes them too dark to see in cutscenes.
    Character changes like Rosenberg and Tommy’s pearl necklace on his original outfit have been changed. (There’s a lack of integrity for the original work.)
    Cars hitting the water in vice city produce no effects like the original which are simple to add in so why were they left out.
    The San Andreas Start screen looks cheap asf compared to the previous mobile port. (The only good addition this company made previously to the title)
    Liberty City roads are too clean and there’s not enough trash around. The gritty punk vibes from these games has been toned down a lot.
    The car sounds aren’t smooth loops.
    The original guns were supposed to be shiny but like the Mac are plain black like from GTA IV or something. Original San Andreas had two ammo clip pieces taped together with one loaded in the Mac.
    Sometimes the characters lips during gameplay don’t move like they would in the original when in dialogue.

  • @AJ-qs4vw
    @AJ-qs4vw 2 года назад +1

    the fact that his and kevin's outfits (callmekevin) are identical makes this soo much better

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 года назад +5

    “Ah shit, here we go again”
    Everyone’s reaction to the defective edition trilogy

  • @USMCjkm
    @USMCjkm 3 года назад +4

    8:52 Matt using American Police tactics xD