Standing on The Gravitron

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  • Опубликовано: 19 апр 2020
  • A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turnes out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd and Matt is just quietly getting fatter while he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation.
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  • @user-jp4ci5ny3v
    @user-jp4ci5ny3v Год назад +411

    "Reading is a very unpowerful act. When you read you're sending a message that you need more knowledge"
    *proceeds to rip bong*

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN Год назад +33

      - Julius Ceasar after burning down Alexandria

    • @NZand
      @NZand Год назад +15

      “Weed sucks.”
      *Literally smokes weed every day*

    • @rrauly1166
      @rrauly1166 5 месяцев назад +1

      beast

    • @greensasquatch3293
      @greensasquatch3293 5 месяцев назад +3

      A bong hit transplant

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@NZandit takes a strong man to deny what’s right in front of him

  • @gigacade
    @gigacade 7 месяцев назад +120

    Shane's quarantine cut is absolutely fucking insane 😂😂😂

    • @rickybobby420.
      @rickybobby420. 29 дней назад +2

      He went full mimsy

    • @joesmoke27
      @joesmoke27 12 дней назад +1

      Lookin like Greg ostertag 😂

    • @jpxgs
      @jpxgs 2 дня назад +1

      @@rickybobby420. he really did

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy 3 года назад +893

    I truly admire Luis's ability to laugh at himself. It's his very best quality

    • @stephenshaver5787
      @stephenshaver5787 3 года назад +23

      Which ingredient would you say?

    • @Pondy33
      @Pondy33 3 года назад +1

      He loves it haha

    • @Esotericdactyl
      @Esotericdactyl 3 года назад +9

      He’d be a serial killer if he couldnt

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 3 года назад +43

      Yea man, this is the first time I have been able to see him actually act as a Real Ass Dude. He's so much cooler when he doesn't try so hard.

    • @extendedmag6255
      @extendedmag6255 3 года назад +26

      I was crying when Shane started roasting him about his dad and magic

  • @randyjacobson6120
    @randyjacobson6120 4 года назад +604

    Shane looks like Macklemore if he found in a pool after three days.

    • @stephenshaver5787
      @stephenshaver5787 3 года назад +40

      This is a diamond tier comment

    • @mxmang
      @mxmang 2 года назад +3

      I'm ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenkoudanis5238
      @stevenkoudanis5238 2 года назад +30

      Snacklemore

    • @apexvoice1952
      @apexvoice1952 Год назад +7

      Shane looks like Macklemore if he was left in a pool for three days

    • @BionicleKingGrimlock
      @BionicleKingGrimlock Год назад

      Lmao, like Macklemore mixed with that zombie from the walking dead that got stuck in the well

  • @latemnf
    @latemnf 4 года назад +132

    The clipping Mexican DJ audio on the gravitron video and Shane trying to get Matt to turn it down made that so funny.

  • @ChargersGoHard
    @ChargersGoHard Год назад +339

    The story of Gomez rollerblading 16 miles out of NYC on 9/11 is so funny, this episode makes it even better

    • @LimosarentcooI
      @LimosarentcooI Год назад +1

      N we

    • @thetruebatman4632
      @thetruebatman4632 Год назад +22

      That one story brought me around on Gomez.

    • @oxygentramp42
      @oxygentramp42 Год назад +1

      what episode do they talk about that?

    • @Shaka_Garami
      @Shaka_Garami Год назад +13

      @@oxygentramp42 Ep 401 - Home of the Free (around 5 mins in)

    • @mxmang
      @mxmang 10 месяцев назад +2

      He was supposed to be Matt's special intro... But Matt took the wheel

  • @AlphabetKiiller
    @AlphabetKiiller 2 года назад +296

    I've rewatched this episode more times than im proud to admit. I love Standing on The Gravitron

    • @AlphabetKiiller
      @AlphabetKiiller Год назад +23

      Just finished another run

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 Год назад +3

      @@AlphabetKiiller me too homie. I don't know why

    • @andrewlemay2491
      @andrewlemay2491 Год назад +4

      The gravitron killed me so funny

    • @MadDawg420
      @MadDawg420 Год назад +8

      This is for sure one of, if not the, best eps of MSSP

    • @HUTCHIRL
      @HUTCHIRL Год назад +9

      This and the "Coke magic" ep of RAP. Both brilliant casts.

  • @893loses
    @893loses 4 года назад +400

    I never knew I needed to hear Matt and Shane low key roasting Louis for an hour

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 4 года назад +9

      every time they see him I swear this happens hahah

    • @SuperSaglow
      @SuperSaglow 4 года назад +36

      This isn't lowkey

    • @893loses
      @893loses 4 года назад +27

      @@SuperSaglow at least Shane didn't bully him into attempting a handstand

    • @893loses
      @893loses 3 года назад +1

      So you guys don't fuck with redbar huh

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd 3 года назад +53

      @@893loses redbars gay

  • @ItsSrsBzness
    @ItsSrsBzness 4 года назад +149

    Shane looks like the mascot for gogurt

  • @mattnykamp
    @mattnykamp 4 года назад +153

    the standing on the graviton bit was hands down funnier than any special to come out this year

    • @macklemorganfreeman8488
      @macklemorganfreeman8488 3 года назад +4

      Timestamp?

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 2 года назад +8

      @@macklemorganfreeman8488 about 49:00, for some context

    • @Celticsn7
      @Celticsn7 2 года назад +6

      Dude I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Literally crying and stomach hurting

  • @Timathos
    @Timathos 4 года назад +65

    I had tears running down my face
    from their reaction to the Gravitron video!
    I love when Louis is on here

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 4 года назад +164

    So if you pause it at 1:13:51, you can see the “notes” Luis has written down
    -fastest/best way to succeed / Super Elk
    - the number 23 in the middle of the prime meridian
    - a black cube or possibly the tesseract
    - Dip on a Plane
    - Birds of prey
    - word games

    • @jasonperry7010
      @jasonperry7010 4 года назад +58

      Wyatt Russell real ass dudes take real ass notes

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 года назад +8

      Snitches get stitches bitches.

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 4 года назад +5

      @@Flint-Dibble-the-Don so do people who can’t fight, what’s your point?

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 года назад +2

      @@wyattrussell7496 I thought the point was obvious bitch.

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 4 года назад +3

      thank you for deciphering that handwriting hahhahaha

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 6 месяцев назад +26

    "Reading is unpowerful, because you are seeking knowledge."
    "Why don't you use Google? You're not using all your tools."
    Louis contradricts himself so quickly, I love him.

  • @johnnyblaze8439
    @johnnyblaze8439 4 года назад +124

    Shane's looking a little like Kim ju un

    • @yourmomsbox7455
      @yourmomsbox7455 4 года назад +11

      Kim Jong Poon

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 года назад

      I disagree,
      🇰🇵the people’s leader looks like Shane Gillis.

    • @onelife829
      @onelife829 2 года назад +1

      Kim tightwad un

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 3 года назад +69

    this is dead ass one of my top 3 favorite episodes

    • @mikebiliamanator2129
      @mikebiliamanator2129 Год назад

      Is that You, Adam? Dead ass...lol.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 11 месяцев назад +3

      3+ years later and this is still a top 10 episode 👏

    • @midiouri6234
      @midiouri6234 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@iTzDeyotop 3 and it’s not 3

  • @josephhonden6175
    @josephhonden6175 2 года назад +96

    I keep rewatching this obviously for standing on the graviton but Matt’s “John Rennon” has me crying laughing every single time

    • @Erika11Garcia
      @Erika11Garcia 2 года назад +4

      Jesus I fucking read this as soon as his clip came up and I’m fucking dead 💀

    • @dylgarrett
      @dylgarrett 2 года назад

      Bro that and square head flat tits had me crying 😂

    • @HUTCHIRL
      @HUTCHIRL Год назад +4

      That was an absolute frag grenade

    • @michaelfoster2643
      @michaelfoster2643 Год назад +1

      The delayed realization from Shane lmao

  • @MulTfrancis
    @MulTfrancis 4 года назад +35

    7:25 - “the reference is Mimsy from South Park”
    🤣🤣🤣 Shane’s the man

  • @getthepapersgetthepapers
    @getthepapersgetthepapers 4 года назад +64

    I thought the pic in the thumbnail of the dude standing on the gravitron was Luis

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 3 года назад

      Its not???

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 3 года назад

      @@squidincsquid nah, but they should've edited a pic of him over it

  • @junkbuster2521
    @junkbuster2521 9 месяцев назад +22

    The graviton bit is so goddamn funny everytime I watch it lol

  • @IrishCapone
    @IrishCapone 4 года назад +35

    "Oh I'm the a**hole because you're ruining magic? Got it" - King Luis

  • @matthewgautier5317
    @matthewgautier5317 4 года назад +74

    Damn haven't laughed that consistently during a podcast in a while lol

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 Год назад +29

    1:06:55 I think that’s John Rennon might be the greatest underrated riff in podcast history That’s not what we do here Matt 😂

  • @fredsmith7525
    @fredsmith7525 4 года назад +68

    This is the ultimate trio. Would love to see these guys doing more episodes together.

  • @Paulturgeist
    @Paulturgeist 4 года назад +39

    That performance by Loudini was a total mindfreak!

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 года назад +120

    Luis should always be exactly this high

    • @Dawgenvy
      @Dawgenvy 8 месяцев назад +2

      Most I’ve liked him in anything I’ve seen him in 🎉

    • @natehinxman9050
      @natehinxman9050 5 месяцев назад

      it's truly his best form

  • @RepairRenovateRenew
    @RepairRenovateRenew 4 года назад +202

    These dudes keepin it hilarious when most other comics are crumbling.

    • @hgfclay6524
      @hgfclay6524 3 года назад +7

      There straight up dudes, no bs

    • @TheDamnWinner
      @TheDamnWinner 3 года назад +16

      That’s what happens when you get a real ass dude up in the doghouse

  • @Dild0Fagg1ns
    @Dild0Fagg1ns Год назад +13

    Squarehead FlatTitts still gets me years later, after multiple watches.

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin Год назад +6

    "who lives in apartments by herself? SquareHead FlatTits! " immediately followed by "Its Brues Crues!" is too good, fucking comedy gold

  • @williammunny5505
    @williammunny5505 4 года назад +18

    "He has got a skateboard, he's 38."

  • @PissRat69
    @PissRat69 Год назад +12

    Luis levitating was the hardest I’ve laughed in years. Absolutely incredible thank you guys

  • @patderose1618
    @patderose1618 4 года назад +82

    Luis rips a binger .. shane “luis r u 40 yet” ahha dead

  • @scumbag8755
    @scumbag8755 4 года назад +124

    If the podcast just became bullying Luis twice a week I'd increase my Patreon tier immediately.

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 4 года назад +5

      This is definitely the most I've ever laughed at anything with luis. by far. These three should start another podcast where they just roast him the entire time just like this one.

  • @lorenday2026
    @lorenday2026 4 года назад +65

    This is one of the greatest pod cast episodes, like ever..... how in the world does it only have 34k views..??? Its a travesty

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 года назад +24

      It's a SECRET podcast

    • @beanbag136
      @beanbag136 3 года назад +12

      The origin of coke magic

    • @xThePsychoNautx
      @xThePsychoNautx 3 года назад +4

      Watch Real Ass Podcast #549. Also an incredibly funny podcast.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +4

      Better this way. Less eyes, more freedom to keep it real

  • @benzoadonethc1685
    @benzoadonethc1685 3 года назад +17

    'She was doing methadone.'
    Swag!

  • @ajones5683
    @ajones5683 3 года назад +16

    One of the best episodes ever. Giggled for an hour.

  • @HellionRictus
    @HellionRictus 3 месяца назад +2

    One of the best episodes. Had to find it again! Thanks dawg

  • @miguelespino6087
    @miguelespino6087 6 месяцев назад +4

    I am so happy I started from episode 1. My new favorite podcast

  • @tremblingcolors
    @tremblingcolors 4 года назад +116

    What if Luis' levitation trick was just hanging himself?

  • @bulldawgirwin8384
    @bulldawgirwin8384 3 года назад +17

    This was just as good the second time around. Hilarious episode.

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 4 года назад +40

    This was a 12 out of 10

  • @themallows1908
    @themallows1908 2 года назад +5

    when you read you’re sending a message that you need more knowledge - Luis J. Gomez

  • @Vaudevillage
    @Vaudevillage 4 года назад +55

    Shane saying he's switching out Gomez for Mullen haha

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 4 года назад +19

      And the look on luis's face..hilarious

    • @TheThatswhaturmasaid
      @TheThatswhaturmasaid 3 года назад +3

      Remembered this out of the blue and trying to find it so watching whole episode lol

    • @allforthebit
      @allforthebit 2 года назад

      That would have been sick

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 2 года назад +1

      I was so disappointed, Shane got me with that one. I was like not that unfunny mope

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 4 года назад +17

    Luis is a bag of flour - I fell off my chair laughing dude
    You guys are effin hilarious 🤜🤛

  • @bennoisms
    @bennoisms 2 года назад +4

    This episode is so good I’ve rewatched it a few times. Love the thumbnail.

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n 9 месяцев назад +3

    Stanhope giving Shane a 150mg seroquel and calling it a sleeping pill is so on brand.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 года назад +11

    This episode convinced me MSSP should have guests at least once a month

  • @gooftrooper1270
    @gooftrooper1270 2 года назад +6

    This is easily one of my favorite episodes of mssp history

  • @chubbrunner2302
    @chubbrunner2302 2 года назад +1

    Bro I still come back to this episode!!! The Goat baby. You guys need to do this trio at least once a year!!!!!!

  • @goldfruitco6841
    @goldfruitco6841 4 года назад +55

    these are my three favourite people

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 4 года назад +11

    by the end of the show, i liked shane's haircut

  • @dhisales6257
    @dhisales6257 2 года назад +4

    1.06. 59 - Matt - "I think this is john rennon " hahahahhaha

  • @onthiswater
    @onthiswater Год назад +7

    this shit has me crying laughing 3 years later. shoutout the fucking boys

  • @jwilli726
    @jwilli726 4 года назад +51

    I love Luis' podcasts but he's even funnier as a guest

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 11 месяцев назад +4

      He's the point guard of podcasting

  • @middleclassbogan9741
    @middleclassbogan9741 4 года назад +15

    Luis being this high made this the best episode

  • @nefera_atenhotep
    @nefera_atenhotep Год назад +2

    "That's the Mexican DJ on the Gravitron, dude" - the Shaman droppin BOMBS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost Год назад +8

    Shane looks insane in this one

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +14

    I've seen this episode multiple times at this point and it's always still funny. One of my favourite ever episodes of any podcast, everyone was brilliant. The John Rennon line was gold, Elton Wong would've also worked 😂

  • @whit5889
    @whit5889 Год назад +13

    This is one of the best episodes. Luis was a great choice!

  • @drewcifer_420
    @drewcifer_420 3 года назад +5

    Shane looking like Caillou

  • @KroghBoy16
    @KroghBoy16 Год назад +4

    louis' slight of hand tricks are actually pretty legit

  • @anthonyallocco7622
    @anthonyallocco7622 3 года назад +3

    "Who lives in ap-art-mentsss by-yy herselffff..." 😂 Lost it

  • @NZand
    @NZand 2 года назад +4

    I keep coming back to this ep time and time again strictly for Matt telling Luis that his number has a decimal point. Hilarious

  • @patrickflug4605
    @patrickflug4605 4 года назад +7

    Gillis wanted to go there when Gomez said he saw Uncle Ben at a comic book convention. 😂 not that Uncle Ben Shane

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello 3 года назад +3

    i come back often not just to listen to this magic but literally see it as well. legendary episode.

  • @DaleTV69
    @DaleTV69 3 месяца назад +1

    Shane repeatedly telling matt to turn the Audio down during the gravitron video is the hardest I've laughed in a minute.

  • @daytwaqua
    @daytwaqua 4 года назад +11

    They gave me Seroquil for sleep in rehab, and it definitely helped me sleep. It also had me up and sleepwalking in the middle of the night. One night, I got up, walked past the bathroom that was right next to my room and walked to the kitchen and pissed in the sink. After that, I asked them to cut me down from 150 mg to something more manageable. What I'm trying to say is: Shane & Matt are absolutely hilarious. Luis is funny too, but this is not his podcast, so he gets love last.

    • @yourmomsbox7455
      @yourmomsbox7455 4 года назад

      They had me take it in the mornings before high school. It ruined my entire experience. For 3 years

    • @Dankestdingus
      @Dankestdingus Год назад

      ​@@yourmomsbox7455taking Seroquel in the morning is madness

  • @wardimus1
    @wardimus1 4 года назад +5

    "Louis tell us a story" hahahahahaha fucking greatest episode ever. He really should be on more.

  • @adamearls3309
    @adamearls3309 Год назад +5

    Never let Shane forget this cut

  • @familylivesmatters
    @familylivesmatters 3 года назад +6

    “On his powdery razor nicked coffee table”

  • @westxranchin
    @westxranchin 4 года назад +21

    Watching this when I just woke up at 5:45 am. Laughed so hard when Shane revealed his hair that coffee shot out of my nose.

  • @mponder486
    @mponder486 5 месяцев назад +2

    That haircut is the best thing ever. He looks like every 18 year old south american football player.

  • @MeMe-py6bb
    @MeMe-py6bb 3 года назад +2

    John Rennon! Love how Shane makes sure to stop & acknowledge that gem & to bring Luis up to speed.

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello Год назад +1

    Most watched episode before the series became numbered.. and no question why. I love this ep so much

  • @duwayne9393
    @duwayne9393 2 года назад +5

    Def one of the top MSSP eps of all time

  • @mrjanoycresva
    @mrjanoycresva 3 года назад +3

    "You're Italian? Ew." Hahaha i spit up my fucking water

  • @paulwithrow6615
    @paulwithrow6615 10 месяцев назад +3

    Shane looks like Phill from Rugrats

    • @alverdude
      @alverdude 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @natehinxman9050
    @natehinxman9050 5 месяцев назад +2

    "she looks like shes shaped like all the doorways in her house are shaped like her"
    i fuckin love this version of Luis

  • @thedentistaintfree
    @thedentistaintfree 2 года назад +7

    May be the best podcast episode ever.

  • @yoboy6319
    @yoboy6319 2 года назад +9

    Standing on the gravitron is the most alpha move. You can't tell me different

  • @mahhhdom8570
    @mahhhdom8570 4 месяца назад +1

    coming back to this for the 5th time and its still holds up

  • @TheNotoriousLCB
    @TheNotoriousLCB Год назад +2

    easily the greatest title to any episode of anything

  • @robbyrobot3303
    @robbyrobot3303 4 года назад +4

    The 'D' math trick is behind a paywall on Gas Digital now. It was pretty sick

  • @MrGRuby
    @MrGRuby 4 года назад +15

    Why Shane look like the villain from "The Fifth Element"?

  • @cade.woodley362
    @cade.woodley362 4 года назад +13

    I just wanna be as high as Luis was in this

  • @patrickstomlinsonkilledber3105
    @patrickstomlinsonkilledber3105 2 года назад +2

    This is one of the best podcast episodes ever

  • @Bridge639
    @Bridge639 Год назад +7

    Am I the only one who thought Luis is the guy in the thumbnail?

  • @juicyjay80
    @juicyjay80 Год назад +1

    Holy shit I laughed for like 5 minutes until I was in tears when I saw Shane’s hair 😂

  • @user-fw8wt4qo3o
    @user-fw8wt4qo3o 3 года назад +6

    Luis with shat nation is literally the funniest

  • @xxPYROxxJONESxx
    @xxPYROxxJONESxx Год назад

    this was way better than i was expecting! that math was totally enchanting

  • @jiminyfriggit2334
    @jiminyfriggit2334 4 года назад +15

    John "fucking" Rennon 💪

    • @jeridrinehart7853
      @jeridrinehart7853 4 года назад

      I listened to audio only first so I didn't get the "John Rennon" joke. Now that I'm watching, that cracked me up!

  • @hamiltoncrete6741
    @hamiltoncrete6741 4 года назад +2

    With the way Luis explained that last magic trick, I ended up with -.5 and I still picked a whole number haha.

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG 2 года назад +1

    The only podcast episode I’ve watched multiple times.

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke 3 года назад +4

    That *IS* Luis that's standing on that gravitron and I wont be convinced otherwise

    • @BigDome1
      @BigDome1 2 года назад

      I saw the thumbnail and legit thought it was him

  • @NowyouknowMusic
    @NowyouknowMusic 10 месяцев назад +2

    Omg Matt, that John Rennon joke made me cry 😂

  • @crapconnoisseur6691
    @crapconnoisseur6691 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is literally the best mssp episode, doggies

  • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
    @ClimptonDiddlehopper 4 года назад +5

    17:00 Shane's no victim...he took Uncle Doug willingly and lovingly...

  • @angeladegroot7890
    @angeladegroot7890 4 года назад +3

    "Is this whole thing like foreigners with their gobbly goop?" fucking floored me.

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson Год назад +2

    I didn't really know Luis before this, he's HILARIOUS.

  • @aleskaresquivel4700
    @aleskaresquivel4700 3 года назад +9

    "The number 1 rule of power is can you finish a book" that was so damn funny

  • @Sparko78
    @Sparko78 2 года назад +1

    I listened to the audio the other day and I was fucking dying at work. This is a classic ep!