Gooood Morning, P.F. CHANGS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #63

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  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Год назад +32

    Bapas entire understanding of Mexican culture is “beans, cheese, and salsa!” His comedy is what I’d expect from a 4th grade bully

  • @sthomasond
    @sthomasond Год назад +11

    I lived very to close to the Addison Improv for a little while in 2015, had no idea it was to become a literal piece of history

  • @bobbytropo2314
    @bobbytropo2314 Год назад +1

    “You’ll never know how many lizards I’ve killed” 😂😂

  • @gonzalotizonalvarez8524
    @gonzalotizonalvarez8524 Год назад +21

    First in the cawlments, B! Ga-ga-gaga

    • @A-Cat-in-Dogtown
      @A-Cat-in-Dogtown Год назад +2

      With this strike going on, you could prolly get a job writing for Brandon...

    • @diceydie-c
      @diceydie-c Год назад

      Ga Ga Gobble these nuts

    • @andrewut7ya511
      @andrewut7ya511 Год назад +1

      You a numbers guy 🐝?

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Год назад

      bowls deep in cawlments, ate injez to be perscyse

    • @diegopons4622
      @diegopons4622 Год назад

      Water we doeen here B? 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Moose6580
    @Moose6580 Год назад +5

    My favorite thing is when Shaub says something redacted and Cooney doesn’t laugh but will look at Gerardo and just shake his head. Prime example is the 53:00 minute mark

  • @paulcarr2207
    @paulcarr2207 Год назад +15

    Schwarb should start fighting again!!!

  • @agentd36
    @agentd36 Год назад +1

    Guys, Bapa was subconsciously referencing Steve Jobs, because that dude was dressed like him in the black turtleneck. Bapa literally had the best joke in front of him considering the room, actually used it, but had no idea it could be a joke…

  • @Chigs1989
    @Chigs1989 Год назад +4

    Bryan understand Schaub like the Gaurdians understand Groot.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +1

      But he never corrects him or calls him out.

    • @Moon-littt
      @Moon-littt Год назад +1

      @@samanthab1923 “You've got to know when to hold 'em
      Know when to fold 'em
      Know when to walk away
      And know when to run” 🎶🎶🎶

  • @HARwinsOUTagain
    @HARwinsOUTagain Год назад +1

    Oh damn, I’m gonna be late for my shift at PF Changs!!! *runs

  • @urinecharge
    @urinecharge Год назад +2

    Brendon Walsh is keeping Thicc Boy Nation afloat with these merch purchases.

  • @manuelweaver6556
    @manuelweaver6556 11 месяцев назад +1

    to be fair Brendan has never tried to oversell his "NFL Career"

  • @spencersmith6051
    @spencersmith6051 Год назад +2

    “I understand you monkey, no one else does” made me do a spit take with my juul 💀💀💀

  • @richiec943
    @richiec943 Год назад +1

    Hahaha i saw the good morning vietnam bit on the reddit l, pissed myself laughing

  • @joeythehitman
    @joeythehitman Год назад +1

    So glad it’s not actually only 10 minutes

  • @bcloud1
    @bcloud1 Год назад +1

    LMAO im fuckin dead
    "thank you allidoislietoyou. this one's by monkeynoose, weird name uhh it's called Sam Alvi names the waters."
    "is it monkey nose or noose?"
    "i think it's two o's"
    "... thats a big difference."

  • @efil4saaggin
    @efil4saaggin Год назад +1

    This has to be top 3 episodes, B providing such good content!

  • @richardpuente867
    @richardpuente867 Год назад +4

    What a great endorsement for Colorado University, this guy got 2 degrees but can't talg English

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 Год назад +2

      He's never produced evidence that he finished those degrees

    • @richardpuente867
      @richardpuente867 Год назад

      @@cablehogue599 heard it both ways

  • @PM-ut8nl
    @PM-ut8nl Год назад +1

    best intro song yet by far, bruvs

  • @odonnell87
    @odonnell87 Год назад +1

    Come for the tmos, stay for the tweeties

  • @derekcarney
    @derekcarney Год назад +1

    Best intro song yet!!!!

  • @bobbytropo2314
    @bobbytropo2314 Год назад

    We need a while my guitar gently weeps cover
    “I look at my trugg and I know my dig needs sugging… walk to my trugg with me anieee”

  • @PETAGRIFFIN27187
    @PETAGRIFFIN27187 Год назад +2

    Guatardo is a bababeast of a messican

  • @joshmills6963
    @joshmills6963 Год назад +2

    Good morning Vietnam! Name the movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diceydie-c
    @diceydie-c Год назад +3

    You know he's been on other people's podcast in the past saying that he disagrees with people because it makes for good podcasting which blows my mind because he will literally disagree with facts just to argue and for some reason he thinks that's good podcasting... yet he can't seem to figure out why they're not doing more than 40,000 views on RUclips an episode when it used to average 600k and over 1m if it was a good guest. Thats a crazy fall from grace 😂

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад

      He’s said stuff like that before. I need content or save it for the pod. He’s getting advice from someone.

  • @petiewheat82
    @petiewheat82 Год назад +1

    The catch phrases from this show have helped me in my daily life.

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Год назад +1

      Nithe

    • @rhondanolen2223
      @rhondanolen2223 Год назад

      Oh really dude. I say that to random people and they look at me like I’m crazy lol

    • @petiewheat82
      @petiewheat82 Год назад

      cashier at Burger King told me her operating screen was challenging her that day because they changed the user set-up and she doesn't know why they changed it, I told her they just like *keepin' ya busy* , and a good time was had by all.@@rhondanolen2223

  • @joshuachappell5840
    @joshuachappell5840 Год назад +1

    In the calmints we dont madder

  • @SmedleyButlerIII
    @SmedleyButlerIII Год назад +1

    57:25
    Gaethje has Never fought Makhachev...ever 🤣
    He's at it again!

  • @Mr_Anderson-101
    @Mr_Anderson-101 Год назад +2

    I'm glad to see the thiccc boy gear being taken off the streets so no kid gets called redacted and bullied

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад

      Thank goodness. It’s Back to School shopping time

  • @rand9466
    @rand9466 Год назад +3

    Have you all reviewed Beige Frequency's Schaub videos yet?

  • @AdamDrake411
    @AdamDrake411 Год назад +2

    What Beatles song is that at the beginning, can’t pin point it in my head

  • @PerN1660
    @PerN1660 Год назад

    If we want to keep doing this, we need to convince the world, that Bapa fighting Derek Lewis in bareknuckle MMA in Masvidals promo, is the worst idea in the history of the planet B. It´s a worse idea than "maybe I should ask Annie to walk me to my trugg"
    Edit: Derek Lewis resigned with the UFC.... Thats a good thing B, lets stick to he would have done it.

  • @younevergofullcanaanite
    @younevergofullcanaanite Год назад +1

    BTW...the donuts are b-holes being penitrated.
    I'm still "on one", bingeing like a fiend...🖐🤤

  • @paulcarr2207
    @paulcarr2207 Год назад +3

    The redacted pod cost Bapa 10k

  • @davidpaine4298
    @davidpaine4298 Год назад +2

    Well seeing as Brazil is in south AMERICA. EVER HEARD OF IT?! Then yeah there could be Brazilian Native American people lol or probably better known as Brazilian indigenous people. But he’s not totally wrong and anyone making fun of him didn’t really think it all the way through your ear waves, B. What are we dune hair?

  • @stairway211
    @stairway211 Год назад

    Trust me lots of kratom involved

  • @savagesymphony3371
    @savagesymphony3371 Год назад +1

    So im waiting for changs to find brenda making fun of promotion of comedy dates back in 2013. Fish and giggles, fish and giggles, but he always wanted to do comedy? During the fox deal he shit on Callahan non stop for doing it.

  • @diceydie-c
    @diceydie-c Год назад +2

    Oh my God Brandon really thinks that he can beat Derrick Lewis? Any followed it up with the reason being because he's allowed to Grapple? Did he not see the Curtis blaydes fight and Curtis is actually an accomplished wrestler with credentials unlike Brandon whose biggest athletic accomplishment was 3 downs in College football😂

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik Год назад +1

    Well Schaubs actually right about the Brazilian Native American thing. Native American applies to South America also. Don’t be redacted 😂

  • @apexputter1141
    @apexputter1141 Год назад +1

    Seems like bapa will need to fight to keep thiccc boy nation afloat. Would love some pre-fight trash talwk with the Blagg Beast!

  • @jackslam5113
    @jackslam5113 Год назад +1

    bopas gonna take the fight you can tell by there latest podcast n if rogan says its dumb schaubs gonna try n do it

  • @RJLaFlamaBlanca
    @RJLaFlamaBlanca Год назад

    Straight talk wireless brah I can’t tawlg

  • @Jenna_Tills
    @Jenna_Tills Год назад

    What does the 10 seven chant mean that Ariel Helwani does?

  • @DuPhoReal
    @DuPhoReal Год назад

    When it comes to his last name I beg the differ

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic Год назад

    WAIT they had Jorge on their podcast wtf!? I can't believe it lol I'm actually going to have to check that one out

  • @cathaljasonmcternan8572
    @cathaljasonmcternan8572 Год назад

    CEO

  • @matthewmiller6674
    @matthewmiller6674 Год назад +1

    Who was the little twink on the Carl basses fight club with Bradley Martin and the redact ?

  • @breadsandwich336
    @breadsandwich336 Год назад

    first time i havent recognized the intro song. what song was that?

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Год назад +2

      Beatles - Do you want to know a secret. Great song, I’ve never heard it either

  • @bushidobot8251
    @bushidobot8251 Год назад

    Brine’s the bellhop at Epstain I-Land!!!

  • @Wyllies11
    @Wyllies11 Год назад +1

    The Beatles? Great group never meddum.

  • @dkainsworld
    @dkainsworld Год назад

    Sam Alvey is the best lol

  • @millhousemillard2140
    @millhousemillard2140 Год назад

    Banger sawlng in the beginning boys. Love that thicccccccc boy merch. Love the show always. That good morning vietnam bapa clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Svolkivar
    @Svolkivar Год назад +1

    I dislike brendan as much as the next guy but to call him a monkey and right after say that you don't want to hurt his feelings is real rat like behavior in my book. When you're hating on another person for hours every week it's weak to pretend that it's just fun and games for all parties.

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Год назад +1

      Wow cuc.

    • @Svolkivar
      @Svolkivar Год назад +1

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 I love making fun of brendan but I'm just saying that these guys have a weird attitude where they think they could be friendly with the guy after all the hateful things they say. It's just a weak attitude to me

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 Год назад

    8 inches

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 Год назад +1

    Cut the fat 😆 despite being only 23 minutes long, he often babbled on and needlessly mumbled or repeated the set up. Thats not even considering the fact that none of the material was funny

  • @22jchavez
    @22jchavez Год назад

    Practice squad players make like 700k in the NFL 😂

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 Год назад +2

      Bappa was not a practice squad player and it'd more like 180k if you're on the squad every week of the season

    • @22jchavez
      @22jchavez Год назад

      @@cablehogue599 you right bappa, I was thinking league vet minimum. I’m redacted

  • @metalsonic6472
    @metalsonic6472 Год назад +1

    Damm.. 2nd in the calmints.. again.. also fukk sonic.. 🔵✨💨

  • @hellboy6661234
    @hellboy6661234 Год назад

    Rampage does it on purpose

    • @hellboy6661234
      @hellboy6661234 Год назад

      If yall were intoo mma yall would know this

  • @TheRhino2719
    @TheRhino2719 Год назад +1

    Bapa actually thinks Travis Barker is the best drummer in the world lol. He's top 10 but not the best

  • @andrewut7ya511
    @andrewut7ya511 Год назад

    🐝

  • @MediumJohnson430
    @MediumJohnson430 Год назад +2

    Whopperheimer daddy

  • @SpiritualTherapist333
    @SpiritualTherapist333 8 месяцев назад

    In watching this clip I realized why Schaub isn't funny... He does not tell any jokes. He literally just says stuff and makes a noise or does some body movements with a noise at the end of a made up story he's telling you. There isn't even a bad punchline just no joke 🤔

  • @stairway211
    @stairway211 Год назад

    Brandon is more redacted

  • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
    @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Год назад +1

    Erryy nieeet

  • @rhondanolen2223
    @rhondanolen2223 Год назад

    I never watched a good comedy special for 28 to 30 min what is he talking about

  • @TheBarrwen
    @TheBarrwen Год назад

    Brendan totally missed it, nobody that makes fun of you followed you as a fighter bud.

    • @aaizner847
      @aaizner847 Год назад +1

      What do you mean by "followed"? I used to watch his fights, and then was a TFATK listener for a number of years initially, and now I work the friers at Chengs.

  • @10thinningcards
    @10thinningcards Год назад

    Wuud r we doin here bapa?

  • @DannyDeVitois79
    @DannyDeVitois79 Год назад +2

    34:20 - Kratom is HIGHLY addictive…. He is literally never NOT on kratom, otherwise he’d be sick….. just saying.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад

      If it’s not one thing it’s another

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone Год назад

    Mitch can’t taaawlg b

  • @mjk5174
    @mjk5174 Год назад

    But what if you did an hour and the last 30 min was was pure comedy gold?

  • @ryanlandes6849
    @ryanlandes6849 Год назад

    Sup eeeverybody..

  • @lucaamedeowilber1557
    @lucaamedeowilber1557 Год назад +1

    interesting lane you guys are trying to make, using Bapa hate to clout chase

  • @al69420
    @al69420 8 месяцев назад

    On the non upload days I prowl through your uploads and rewatch episodes. At this point I think I’ve seen em all. 🫘 🧀 🫘 🧀 🫘 🧀

  • @Kapulaites
    @Kapulaites Год назад +23

    My favorite time of week!

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Год назад +2

      🙏👏🙌

    • @phoenician101
      @phoenician101 Год назад

      Boner alert!

    • @DemocracyFirst2025
      @DemocracyFirst2025 Год назад +4

      @@BrendanCooney43:25 😆😝
      If u wanted to git me, y’got me brutha

    • @derekcarney
      @derekcarney Год назад +1

      My favorite times of the week: 10 mins of Schaub, Stuff Island, and Kill Tony. All are the best things the RUclips has given us. We are not worthy!!!

  • @dkainsworld
    @dkainsworld Год назад +5

    Bruh that “he’s Michael Scott in real life” killed me 😂😂

  • @Broderick_
    @Broderick_ Год назад +2

    Whoppenheimer, Daddy. Next episode there bitter be 1 Whopper with cheesin ketchub only, Each! in a Large Diet Coke..Don't fck with the fries, toomusonna other stuff, that's all ya git. Coupla Whoppenheimer brothers, man. Thank em'

  • @Runsfrombears
    @Runsfrombears Год назад +5

    Plot twist bapa ONLY does bits for us now.

  • @alfieboyyy376
    @alfieboyyy376 Год назад +4

    Straight talk wireless: TMOS is 90% of the highlight of my week seven days a week b

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 Год назад +5

    Dollars to donuts, he's only just heard of Good Morning Vietnam and if he has seen it it's while not paying attention and playing on his phone the entire time.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +1

      Sounds about right. He’s always a day late & a dollar short.

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Год назад

      “Dollars to donuts” is neggflix

  • @doublesawbuck
    @doublesawbuck Год назад +2

    Bowlth

  • @Brandon-tk2rw
    @Brandon-tk2rw Год назад +1

    You can tell which one of the fellas hit the Kratom before they started recording....

  • @hellboy6661234
    @hellboy6661234 Год назад +1

    Technically chapel didnt jam though. Congrats on linking up though

  • @bodhidweller
    @bodhidweller Год назад +1

    song idea - rock the casbah:
    im reaaally redacted
    im missa schaub
    im missa schaub

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone Год назад +1

    Burger King? Even his taste buds are redacted

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 Год назад +2

    Rest in peace to anyone listening on headphones at the end

  • @SamIllsley3
    @SamIllsley3 Год назад +1

    I love beans and cheese

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 Год назад +1

    Matt Walsh is not cool for giving bappa money for the crazy shirts

  • @apexputter1141
    @apexputter1141 Год назад +1

    Great one take! Ever think of The Beatles “7 days a week”

  • @SandwichShoppe
    @SandwichShoppe Год назад +1

    Not enough add

  • @ryancrume
    @ryancrume Год назад +1

    one take 😂

  • @bushidobot8251
    @bushidobot8251 Год назад +2

    “If the ketchup hits my teeth right, it’s a nightmare.”-Brendan Schaub

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Год назад +2

    The observation that Brendan intentionally interrupted theos punchlines and flow makes total sense. Brendan wants to drag down everyone he sees as above him, and wants to step on the heads of those below him.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад

      He does. Listen to all the snide comments he makes about everyone. That stuff he said about Al Pacino’s kids, Ryan Goslings height, always negative.

  • @MediumJohnson430
    @MediumJohnson430 Год назад +3

    Beans cheese x4

  • @stairway211
    @stairway211 Год назад

    Nedflix nah they set him up with that bet

  • @stairway211
    @stairway211 Год назад +1

    Brendan lookin swoll in all the wrong places

  • @joshdunson792
    @joshdunson792 4 месяца назад

    Only thing on bapas brain is "bean cheese, bean cheese". REDACTED B lol

  • @daufc1
    @daufc1 Год назад

    Drink everytime Cooney says ‘I don’t know’ …..I just checked into AA

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone Год назад

    Hahahaha he said “SUMMMBOUT MARY”

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 Год назад

    Being into UFC looks lame

  • @geitro
    @geitro Год назад

    Those fryers must have you chefs sweating, making messican salads bagg there? Lookin like slim cats

  • @vii9284
    @vii9284 Год назад

    Epstain ilan