The Worst YA Book I've Ever Read

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @AlizeeYeezy
    @AlizeeYeezy  2 года назад +309

    Go to casetify.com/alizee to save 15% off your order!

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor 2 года назад +10

      Your country accent is spot on
      no 🧢

    • @LouFriend
      @LouFriend 2 года назад +6

      Hay I'm dyslexic and us google translate for pronunciations all the time, put Gaea in and seemed to works fine. Its not fool proof but I'd be lost with out it. Don't know if you already use it, thought it would be work a mention

    • @ErgonomicChair
      @ErgonomicChair 2 года назад +4

      ... doesn't take a rocket scientist, OSU, Oregon State University. I'm not from the states either but that's pretty damn obvious.

    • @cadyfitzgerald3273
      @cadyfitzgerald3273 2 года назад +1

      @@LouFriend I think she meant the name after Gaea in the list 😊

    • @LouFriend
      @LouFriend 2 года назад

      @@cadyfitzgerald3273 ether way, dose it matter? Still mite be useful in the future, she probably already uses it. I'm just trying to be helpful

  • @ashina7331
    @ashina7331 2 года назад +2177

    this was the book that made my best friend in grade 7 believe she was a vampire fairy. fast forward 8 years, she’s now in a cult. coincidence?

    • @kybercat7
      @kybercat7 2 года назад +255

      but was she right about being a vampire fairy though?

    • @astroblast2325
      @astroblast2325 2 года назад +254

      Someone who doesn't believe in communities of vampire-fairies WOULD be one to call them a cult... 🙄 Hm

    • @2DTrashTMCR
      @2DTrashTMCR 2 года назад +96

      Did we have the same best friend? Because the book did the same thing to one of my friends

    • @jb1996
      @jb1996 2 года назад +6

      i think not

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +41

      W-what kind of cult?

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 2 года назад +3518

    Most of the prose sounds/looks something like this:
    "I went to the kitchen and made myself a sandwich. It was however a normal sandwich, not one of those sexy sandwiches that slutty girls make just to impress guys (those sandwiches were inferior to mine anyway). Suddenly, I felt my tribalistic cherokeeness tingling and I knew that it meant I have to go and receive my prize for being the most gifted in everything. It was given to me by my gay best friend who afterwards gayly went somewhere, probably to a gay orgy with other gay men. I'm so happy that I'm not prejudiced against anyone"

    • @Juliet_Marie
      @Juliet_Marie 2 года назад +196

      I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @dantefarge3369
      @dantefarge3369 2 года назад +503

      there has to be a moment like "while getting my prize for being the most awesome human being given by the most powerful entity of the planet I STUMBBLED AND FELL like the quirky r-slur that i am"

    • @wh0aheavy
      @wh0aheavy 2 года назад +43

      Amazing 👏😂

    • @shinget
      @shinget 2 года назад +99

      and now i want a sandwich. i would settle for a normal sandwich, but i really fancy an impressive slutty sandwich. it would probably have bacon

    • @BusyBeeStitchery
      @BusyBeeStitchery 2 года назад +81

      Don’t forget the brown pop 🤪

  • @nishatjamil4097
    @nishatjamil4097 2 года назад +4476

    Love how Zoey says she'd love to be a flapper - you know an icon of women's liberation by shortening the length of their skirts, participating in casual sex, partied like crazy, drank, and smoke (along with being known for other things of course) - right before shaming other girls for wearing short skirts, having sex, partying, drinking, and smoking.

    • @theanxiouslegume9280
      @theanxiouslegume9280 2 года назад +209

      Right? I thought that part was hilarious

    • @BrokenHedgehog
      @BrokenHedgehog 2 года назад +505

      Knowing this, Zoey sounds like one of those people who's been raised to be so deeply repressed that she projects her disgust and shame over her own natural urges on others. Which is aggravating, because that angle would have made her a WAY more interesting protagonist. Like, she could have had a character arc where she un-learns a bunch of the harmful, repressive ideals she was raised with. Becoming a vampire could have even made a neat metaphor for letting go of her own self-loathing and embracing herself for what she is.
      In the hands of a better writer, this could have been really inspirational.

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 2 года назад +39

      I feel like these books were insperation for Abbi Glines who writes really bad teen romance set in the south

    • @MrCynthis
      @MrCynthis 2 года назад +49

      @@BrokenHedgehog it does go that way a few books in. She's the centre of a polycule for a while there haha. Not saying it was well written at all but it was entertaining enough for my teen brain

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 2 года назад +113

      "but flappers are olde timy! they can't be anything like *modern* young people!"

  • @nekkidnora
    @nekkidnora 2 года назад +539

    Is anyone else made massively uncomfortable by the constant conflating of Cherokee traditions and greek vampire goddesses...?

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad Год назад +99

      I think they were going for "actual entity that different groups interpreted in their own way", but then they had grandma call her Nyx instead of the form she would know her as, despite them meeting before and Zoey's first interaction was as the "Cherokee" version(visually at least).
      And then she's also known as Gaia, Greek goddess of the earth, Nyx, Greek goddess of the night, rosey fingered dawn(which might be the Greek version too), and then confirmed that the Greeks were the ones truly correct by saying that she is Nyx.
      So like many things they screwed that up.

    • @afckingegg7585
      @afckingegg7585 Год назад +15

      Classic wicca

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад +74

      also just the need to use cherokee traditions in such a "mystical special natiive" way. don't even get me started on the "you're 1/8th cherokee but the 1/8 is enough to give you a connection TO SAVAGE NATURE while the other 7/8 give you a connection TO MODERN LIFE" as if cherokee people aren't still around and they don't have TVs and shit, what the fuck?
      and the lack of research really shows when most cherokee people (only 2000 out of 380,000 TRIBAL CITIZENS, much less people with cherokee relatives and no major cultural connections, even less by now due to COVID i believe) do not speak cherokee and someone she does and doesn't feel the need to qualify like "normally i could only speak a few words but now it was as if i had spoken it all my life"....

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад +7

      also worth noting they never say Creator

    • @Char10tti3
      @Char10tti3 Год назад +12

      They have Neferet (?) the teacher too, and I think they all rename themselves just after a lot of different cultures without much thought from the authors.
      All I remember from the first book really was Zoey and Aphrodite lighting sage together because of messing something up and zoey just talked about how expensive the bowl aphrodite gave her to put it in was. It seemed like sage is all they bring up that I can remember othwr than her grandmother randomly infodropping the clay girl story.

  • @queencleopatra007
    @queencleopatra007 2 года назад +1639

    Its weird that Zoe doesn't get along with her super religious step father considering they probably share a lot of the archaic beliefs about women and sex.

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad 2 года назад +149

      After looking at her harem later in the books, and how quickly it develops(isn't the series over a few months to a year?) I doubt that her behavior started with vampire puberty.
      She's just a massive hypocrite.

    • @MariellaRivera
      @MariellaRivera Год назад +62

      As a raging feminist now I can fully admit that the beginning of my evolution definitely including some “pick me” girl behavior. I think this is very representative of the time as I’ve met friends growing up from all parts of the US who also had a similar evolution. She eventually realizes that she becomes the “skank” she judges. Anyway I totally agree that she’s a juvenile character but that a real human flaw lmao

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc Год назад +19

      @@MariellaRivera HA! No, she never learns, she’s perfect!

    • @marisanicole5116
      @marisanicole5116 Год назад +10

      Someone once said that the reason Zoey didn't get along w/ her step father was bcuz he saw her for who/what she really was and was probably the only one who could've stopped her from becoming Darth Vader (which she eventually does, lol). But of course, the Cast duo had to make him cartoonishly "crazy" to distract from Zoey's narcissistic behaviour and wrongdoings. It's a common theme in the series; however bcuz no matter how wrong the main/supporting characters are, they have to take their opponents to the extreme in order to justify their behaviour (e.g. Zoey and Erik; Stevie Ray & Dallas; Stark... I mean, no other words are needed. Stark was a mess and so was Kalona). Classic, "don't look over there, look over here!" distraction method.

    • @kismetnazco4778
      @kismetnazco4778 Год назад +1

      It starts that way at first but over the course of the 15 books she does a lot of character development because of all the things she goes through. She looses a ton of important people and it kinda makes her grow as a person

  • @mvo9856
    @mvo9856 2 года назад +2747

    My highschool had an exchange student program with China, and it was typical for Chinese students to choose an "English" name before coming over so that they didn't have to struggle with American's not being able to pronounce their names correctly. One girl chose Aphrodite, because she read in a book that it meant "Goddess of Beauty" and assumed, "Goddess of Beauty, well that's got to be incredibly popular name in America!" She thought it must be a common name like Emily or Sarah. Honestly, her logic was flawless and it should be a popular name.

    • @loukritiablack3573
      @loukritiablack3573 2 года назад +509

      I can see the thought process, since names like that are rather popular in China. Chinese names comprise of characters that have certain meanings, rather than letters and so the name ends up having an actual meaning as well. And well, Aphrodite may not be a popular name in America but it is incredibly popular in Greece, so she wasn't that far off.

    • @Yume03
      @Yume03 2 года назад +255

      I do love Chinese and Japanese naming conventions that include meaning into the name more clearly than we do in Europe 😅.

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 2 года назад +181

      @@Yume03 Yeah I've looked up the meaning of my name more than once because I forgot what it meant the firstr time. They're kinda' just like labels to me and I wish my name meant something cool instead of 'This is a variant of Elizabeth"

    • @steponmemelissa9688
      @steponmemelissa9688 2 года назад +118

      I used to live in China a while back and my name there was Ge Lái Dê (I think. I can't quite remember since it was years ago) and it meant White Lilly. Doesn't really have much to do with anything but I thought it would be nice to drop this here

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 года назад +149

      My partner wondered why I spend hours looking at names when I’m writing (for the cities, people and creatures etc) and this is why. Why would I call them “city of darkness/city of sun” when it could have a cool name like Achlys (means darkness) and Elidi (means gift of sun). Same with all the characters/creatures, they have names that correspond to their species/ability/characteristics.
      And half the names come to me in dreams and then I look up what they mean (or if it’s even a real name) and then decide who that name belongs to (like I dreamt the name Aurus, while that isn’t the correct spelling [Aureus] the name means golden, so that name went to a royal).

  • @damascus9876
    @damascus9876 2 года назад +2413

    Hmmmm...head-cannon: Zoey isn't special, she's just so egocentric and mean that she's easy to control. Nyx chose her because she knew she could use her as a puppet and all Zoey needed was "you're special" every two minutes in order to fall in line. Perfect host, 10/10, would never fight back.
    Edit: I realize this would make Nyx more of a powerful spirit-like parasite rather than a deus ex machina who simps over Zoey and I feel like that's a pretty decent improvement to the story. At least it would be more interesting.

    • @charliejones5563
      @charliejones5563 2 года назад +171

      I wish this was the plot

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 2 года назад +60

      That sounds like the plot of a video game I played recently... sort of.

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 2 года назад +85

      That actually sounds like a good book.

    • @avosthyric
      @avosthyric 2 года назад +43

      That sounds really cool. Now I wish that book actually existed

    • @jesscarter2427
      @jesscarter2427 2 года назад +15

      @@heroofthewinds7765 😯 What game?

  • @bnhalemon7098
    @bnhalemon7098 2 года назад +1281

    Zoe: all gay men are girly
    Also Zoe: I can’t stand homophobes
    This mother daughter duo has never met a gay person. Both of them. How in the world. They may as well have wrote the book on performative allyship. Or maybe virtue signaling. And failing so miserably. So embarrassingly

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +97

      Also "Elliot called Damien a slur, he's a nasty homophobe and thus our hatred for him is justified!"
      But then "Heath was raised a typical Oakie, so it's not his fault he's a homophobe, don't hate him for it!"

    • @violeth2255
      @violeth2255 Год назад +37

      "I can't stand homophones."
      Plain. Plane.
      See. Sea.
      Right. Wright. Rite.
      : p Yes, I know it was a typo.

    • @bnhalemon7098
      @bnhalemon7098 Год назад +2

      @@violeth2255 Thanks for catching that

    • @marvthegecko
      @marvthegecko Год назад +5

      @@violeth2255 but what abt WRGHTE

    • @SoulwolferGomez
      @SoulwolferGomez 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nightmarefanatic1819 Yes that is true, but this series is actually really good, why can't everyone just be nicer about it? Like, these aouthors tried so hard to create this, and y'all are judging it?! That is not ok, and everybody knows it, I support these authors even if you don't

  • @ona3779
    @ona3779 2 года назад +5103

    I was genuinely shocked to hear goth slander in a VAMPIRE book.

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 2 года назад +639

      I think the authors threw that in to throw people off the trail of them actually being the authors of My Immortal

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 2 года назад +40

      @@phoenixfritzinger9185 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ghoendi
      @ghoendi 2 года назад +236

      “I’m not like other vampires 🤪”

    • @aw7145
      @aw7145 2 года назад +230

      In a vampire book that has THAT cover too, I've never seen a more mall goth book cover in my life

    • @sophroniel
      @sophroniel 2 года назад +71

      I know right? As someone who was 14 when I read these books in the late nauties (from memory) and who was a closet goth and all my friends were emos, it seems like such a weird thing to shoot your entire audience by saying. Apart from Anne Rice is purple prose which is infamous of course, the best for vampire books I've ever read are "Night Road", by AM Jenkins, "låt den rätte komma in" by john lindkvist, "the reformed vampire support group" by Catherine jinks, and the twilight-if-were-competently-written, "Jessica's guide to dating on the dark side" by beth fantasky.

  • @CuppaJo_
    @CuppaJo_ 2 года назад +1794

    As someone who is an Oklahoma Cherokee (from the United Keetoowah Band), I remember reading these books as a teen and always cringed at the use of Cherokee "culture" in the books. I have mixed feelings about them using Cherokee culture, because they get some things right (which is always nice to see) but they also get a lot of things wrong and play into old stereotypes of Native Americans/Indigenous people as noble savages. Cherokees aren't ancient wizards practicing magic on the daily, not even pre-colonization were we like that. We are out here being contemporary human beings.
    I teach beginner level Cherokee so to help with pronunciation for anyone interested:
    uwetsi ageya is oo-way-jee ah-gay-hyah (meaning offspring woman). Colloquially, people don't really specify male or female when talking about their own children, but they can if they want. However, they would use the word for girl (ageyutsa) instead of woman (ageya). I think they're using Eastern Band Dialect from North Carolina which is a little different than Oklahoma dialect.
    Tsilugi is jee-loo-ghee (welcome)
    Usti dotsuwa is oo-sdee toe-joo-wah (little/baby redbird/cardinal)
    "Daughter of Night" makes no sense in Cherokee. uwetsi ageya vhna svnoyi (uh-hnah suh-no-yee) is "offspring woman there night" ?? "it's night there, daughter" maybe?

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 2 года назад +248

      Thank you for the pronunciation explanations! It is really good to hear the thoughts of someone of your perspective / experience / background. That’s so cool that you teach Cherokee. Much respect to you.

    • @jordanoliver8429
      @jordanoliver8429 2 года назад +149

      thank you for the clarifications! i hate it when writers make up a phrase in another language but don’t check with native speakers to see if it makes sense.

    • @yugare-chan4742
      @yugare-chan4742 2 года назад +86

      *edit: English is not my native tongue so I wanted to fix some wording that may come off the complete wrong way*
      Thank you for the insight! My friend made me start reading this series during the pandemic and it seemed off. As if the writers tried to do research and found sources, but the sources were unchecked to see if it was cohesive and correct. Some of the wording feels like it was Google translated using the old version, like if you look up candy in French, bonbon, they would give you bombón in Spanish for chocolat and bonbons, but not caramelo for candy. It's was quite literal and would give broken translations.
      I always thought Zoey was a self-insert of Kristen Cast, but I could hardly find information on her besides that she's been a tattoo model, author, and now television producer. She may have played a part in the book using tattoos to show the signs of a vampire. I just find it a little off-putting the amount of stereotypes they threw into the series. Yes, it was a different time back then, but not so different that these shouldn't have been red flags.

    • @AlizeeYeezy
      @AlizeeYeezy  2 года назад +310

      Screenshotting these pronunciations, THANK YOU

    • @alliebean3235
      @alliebean3235 2 года назад +113

      the entire time i couldn't stop thinking of the "my great grandmother was a cherokee princess" trope - obviously she has more of a connection with cherokee culture than a lot of the people who spout that, but it still rubs me the wrong way, especially bc they perpetuate the noble savage and mystical native tropes as well. also the authors (as far as i quick google search can tell me) aren't connected with cherokee culture at all, so it all comes across as very culture vulture-y

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos 2 года назад +2122

    Oh God, you've reminded me this exists.

    • @nemiamz
      @nemiamz 2 года назад +49

      It's your turn, james

    • @darthbane97
      @darthbane97 2 года назад +109

      @@nemiamz the man already went through like six books in the series he did his work let him rest

    • @milymonstand6199
      @milymonstand6199 2 года назад +34

      When I feel like treating myself, I rewatch the video of you struggling through them.
      The books are trash, but the video is entertaining.

    • @FireKAT91
      @FireKAT91 2 года назад +23

      @@darthbane97 He might've gone through all twelve. I guess he'll correct me if I'm wrong but if he did.... holy hell, man.

    • @lavenderlylin
      @lavenderlylin 2 года назад +7

      Oh hi james

  • @cur1ouscatf1sh
    @cur1ouscatf1sh 2 года назад +1666

    Zoey is like if Ebony Dark’ness was raised Baptist

  • @neu_dae
    @neu_dae 2 года назад +681

    this is the most hatefully written story and for literally no reason. their hatred of women adds nothing and detracts everything. it's like these women wanted to write opinion pieces shitting on anyone and everyone, but decided to write it in vampire novel format.

    • @Fearsia
      @Fearsia 2 года назад +42

      the funny thing is the series is supposed to have vampires living in a matriarchy if I remember right. I haven't read it in years but have been wanting to as I remember loving it so much. Now I think I may be in for a shock as a 19 year old rather than a 14-15 year old.

    • @azureascendant994
      @azureascendant994 2 года назад +4

      Try reading the Anita Blake books.

    • @madgreensonunbound5801
      @madgreensonunbound5801 2 года назад +8

      @@azureascendant994 Good call. Start off with supernatural detective novels and finish off with softcore porn. The evolution of that series is hilariously awesome.

    • @azureascendant994
      @azureascendant994 2 года назад +6

      @@madgreensonunbound5801 But throughout the whole series put down your self-insert's lady 'friends'.

    • @madgreensonunbound5801
      @madgreensonunbound5801 2 года назад +6

      @@azureascendant994 I mean yeah, at no point is Anita *not* bitchy as all hell.

  • @inanimatecarbongod
    @inanimatecarbongod 2 года назад +541

    I refuse to accept the "it's for teen readers" argument. That's not an excuse for just serving up shit to them.

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 2 года назад +23

      The only reason I would actually agree that the target audience was teens was because in like the first few chapters of either the first or second book they clearly describe a clitoral piercing. Like that's definitely not aimed at middle schoolers.
      I have such a vivid memory of having to explain what genital piercing were to a friend after I had to look it up the year prior due to the same book. I was so embarrassed since I felt like I had to give ""the talk"" to her. It's like the Princess Diaries books talking about condoms in the later part of the series back in the day and read it in the fifth grade. The audience was definitely edgy young people with chips on their shoulders.

    • @Trampolina2000
      @Trampolina2000 2 года назад +17

      Totally! My ex keeps making fun of me for reading kids' books and like. You KNOW that I also read "difficult" stuff, like, books intended for younger audiences are not inherently stupid and useless once you're past that age? Rereading things I read as a kid/teen has really made me realise where some of my prejudices come from and how ridiculous they are and it has reeeeeally made me think about what I want my future children to read in order for them to uh not turn out total twats

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +9

      @@Trampolina2000 Wow, I see why it's your ex. Seriously though, I hate it when people look down on material due to the age rating.

    • @Trampolina2000
      @Trampolina2000 2 года назад +6

      @@tonichan89 Hahah, yeah he dumped me, but that kind of made me realise how shitty he was x)))

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad 2 года назад +4

      @@Trampolina2000 Hey, be grateful when the trash takes itself out. You won't have to deal with it trying to sneak itself back in.

  • @warriorcatskid003
    @warriorcatskid003 2 года назад +2128

    Every time Zoe sees another woman she’s like “she’s stunningly beautiful like nothing I’ve ever seen” and all I have to say to that is hmmmmmmmm

    • @RowanWolf22
      @RowanWolf22 2 года назад +295

      Someone make a lesbian/gay rewrite i will read it

    • @darksaber2628
      @darksaber2628 2 года назад +363

      I love when characters say something like "as I look in her eyes all I can think of is how beautiful Jessica is" and then go on about how much she misses her Ex boyfriend.

    • @nickywal
      @nickywal 2 года назад +235

      You should see red rising, an actually competently written series that came out of this whole trend, where the main character is officially a straight man. Female characters, you maybe get a couple of words of description, every male character you're told in detail how beautiful they are. The author might just have been trying to fit in with all the others but its kind of hilariously buddy I think you might be gay

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 2 года назад +156

      "Too bad she's also a HUGE SLOOT."

    • @caslikesdinos599
      @caslikesdinos599 2 года назад +33

      I need a wlw version fanfic of this book

  • @colettejameson3604
    @colettejameson3604 Год назад +399

    "Thank you for appreciating my blackness" my jaw DROPPED this was wild

  • @val9502
    @val9502 2 года назад +1096

    "I can't stand homophobes. Good thing he's not one of those obnoxiously obviously girly gay guys."

    • @dantefarge3369
      @dantefarge3369 2 года назад +120

      “Im not a homophobe but hehe my exs name sounds like a gay name you are right hehe”

    • @Kittonkitkat
      @Kittonkitkat 2 года назад +10

      Lol!

    • @Elly-z7q
      @Elly-z7q 2 года назад +5

      I'm not a homophobe but I really like this guy so I need a quick test to see if he's an ass... I KNOW *outs best friend as gay*

  • @mossonthenorthside
    @mossonthenorthside 2 года назад +3622

    As a black person I am fixated on the rage that rose in me at the descriptions of black people. As a gay person, I am flamboyantly upset. As a fencer I am cringing at how horrible I imagine the fencing scenes to be. Priorities.

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND 2 года назад +267

      It's ironic, too. The daughter of the writing duo is biracial, and of Niherian decent according to her Wikipedia

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 2 года назад +304

      @@FIRING_BLIND Ironic to be sure but skin colour doesn't prevent people from being judgy and awful.

    • @haileys5224
      @haileys5224 Год назад +310

      @@FIRING_BLIND I don’t think it that ironic that a biracial child raised in a white supremacist society envoked racial tropes, while trying to create work that represents people who looked like her drawing from common literary devices in the media she looked up to. It’s sad and common, it’s called internalized bigotry. like how as a queer person, there was a period in my adolescence when I at once thought of my self as an ally, and was swimming in internalized homophobia.

    • @MasteRgamer-mk5bp
      @MasteRgamer-mk5bp Год назад +24

      @@haileys5224 you know your spitting facts about everything except the whole white supremacy society thing

    • @lancetoston3941
      @lancetoston3941 Год назад +41

      @@haileys5224 you almost had it. White supremacy has little to do with the way black people are seen in modern society( not to say it doesn’t play a factor) but we as black people talk about each other in a derogatory and deprecating way on our own

  • @TheMakeupChair
    @TheMakeupChair 2 года назад +1490

    You weren’t exaggerating…this is the worst! I can’t believe this actually got published. 🙈 The sex shaming through the book is actually the most consistent content plot point throughout which is nuts when you think about it 😑
    On another note I love your videos, and even those this book is atrocious you reading it makes it bearable and entertaining which just proves how awesome you are 🙌

    • @strategyx123
      @strategyx123 2 года назад +86

      I agree. There's so much shut shaming but the main character has 4 boyfriends?

    • @TheMakeupChair
      @TheMakeupChair 2 года назад +45

      @@strategyx123 I know right 🙈 clearly being written by someone’s mom, just preach preach preach...🧐

    • @Ploac
      @Ploac 2 года назад +38

      @@TheMakeupChair actually it was written by a mother and daughter duo lmao. When I read the first few books in school I was in tears from laughing so hard at what was written lmao

    • @TheMakeupChair
      @TheMakeupChair 2 года назад +29

      @@Ploac ohh I know it was 😄 I was more saying it like the writer clearly didn’t try to talk like a teen, it’s actually hilarious if you think about it, it’s like some Freaky Friday mom and daughter switch thing 🙈
      Teens are so impressionable I hate when book and TV shows thinly vale the writer own opinions in an effort to mole teenagers behaviour, ugh.
      If I ever become a mom I think I’ll secretly read and watch whatever my young teens are in to just to gain an understanding of them.

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 2 года назад +15

      In no way do I mean to shame people who are either asexual or late bloomers, but it strikes me as really odd how she is 16 years old yet talking about sex like a prepubescent 9-year-old who still finds it weird and icky. It would be somewhat more understandable if it was just slut shaming (still obviously not okay though) but she doesn't seem to just be bothered by promiscuity, she seems bothered by ANY sexual activity. Unless she's just very immature for her age I feel like there might be some underlying reasons she needs to unpack.

  • @mosaicowlstudios
    @mosaicowlstudios Год назад +237

    You know how bullies often play the "victim" or like they're "just misunderstood"? This is what happens when the bully grows up, never learns that they are, in fact, NOT the victim, and then thinks the world deserves a book about the "misunderstood victimhood" of a person who was only ever a self-deluded bully.

  • @SamasBananas1
    @SamasBananas1 2 года назад +1208

    As an ancient history major, I just want to correct the record about Amazonian women at 1:46:53
    Firstly, there's little evidence to suggest that the Amazons and other nomadic peoples of the steppe were egalitarian. While they likely did have a more equal view on the sexes, this was due to necessity and not a moralistic view. Unlike sedentary civilizations (ie. the Greeks and Romans), they would have needed every person to help gather resources. Sidelining half of their population just wouldn't have been sustainable for nomadic peoples. There's not a whole lot of evidence to suggest it was a society run predominantly by women. It could have been, but the evidence just isn't there yet.
    Secondly, the whole right breast cutting was probably not a thing. Like many nomadic peoples, the Amazons didn't develop a writing system until the medieval period, relying instead of the oral tradition to keep their culture alive. This is why many of our sources about the Amazons and other nomadic peoples come from classical sources like Greek and Rome, who were sedentary and developed writing systems early on in their history.
    Most depictions we have of Amazons, specifically women, come from classical art like pottery. In these depictions women have both breasts, though one is bared; possibly to denote that the person is a women. This baring of breasts was necessary to distinguish sex because much Amazonian clothing was unisex (which the Greeks hated btw). It was originally thought that they cut off their breast in order to hold a bow and throw javelins from horseback better. This is silly because the Amazons used recurve bows, which are held out in front of the body and wouldn't have needed the wielder to brace it on their chest.
    This idea of being single breasted probably also comes from the word Amazon being similar to the Greek a-mastos, meaning breastless. Truly the majority of information we have about this phenomena is flimsy at best.

    • @DeaDiabola
      @DeaDiabola 2 года назад +108

      This was super interesting. Thank you!

    • @jessicazimmer8910
      @jessicazimmer8910 2 года назад +72

      This is delightfully informative. Thank you.

    • @morganrobinson3066
      @morganrobinson3066 2 года назад +30

      Thank you! Super interesting

    • @rainjayriots
      @rainjayriots 2 года назад +102

      THANK YOU!! I was looking for this comment.
      Also like to point out - there are a lot of important muscles in the breast area that are used in things like oh, I don't know, archery for example? And cutting off a breast makes no sense when a) healthcare wasn't so great back then and b) it could cause unnecessary harm (such as nerve damage, for example?) and could build up scar tissue in an important area. It just makes NO sense, no matter how you look at it....

    • @evangedeon2194
      @evangedeon2194 2 года назад +7

      Ok, good to know all these facts. But the myth is pretty radical, as a myth 😂👌

  • @IssieAndLife
    @IssieAndLife 2 года назад +426

    It kind of grosses me out how Zoey is genuinely so nasty? I'm so glad you explained about Aphrodite's background. The thing is, as a child, I very much fell into the trap of becoming bitter that no one liked me kind of like how Zoey is. I thought very nasty things about people and justified it with how they treated me, hence continuing the circle. Characters like Zoey normalise this. Took a long time to realise, and break out of it. Glad I didn't read this as a pre-teen. Thank you Alizee for this super long vid

  • @jello4835
    @jello4835 Год назад +508

    The vibe this gives off is that the daughter was a mean popular girl and the mom was a Cool Mom who gossiped with her and let her and her friends drink wine

    • @kismetnazco4778
      @kismetnazco4778 Год назад +14

      Yes Aphrodite users to be a popular mean girl bitch in the first couple of books but you later learn it was all a front

    • @DesertKitsune
      @DesertKitsune 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@kismetnazco4778they were talking about the authors themselves.

    • @DesertKitsune
      @DesertKitsune 8 месяцев назад +9

      Definitely giving Regina George and her mom vibes.

    • @aoarecruiter
      @aoarecruiter 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bingo.This is the case

  • @midgematic8659
    @midgematic8659 2 года назад +540

    “Hey, white skin, blue lips, red blood! Am i patriotic or what?” Made me choke on my air. This entire book is a clusterfck but in an ironic hilarious way

  • @SaladsAndEyeliner
    @SaladsAndEyeliner 2 года назад +1702

    The authors couldn't go back and take out Zoey's ableist, mysogynistic, judgmental comments because otherwise there would be no books, just hundreds of blank pages.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +142

      You forgot she's also sort of racist but like in a positive way? Like if she had a tumblr she'd be a black supremacist despite being half-white.
      The book series could be like 4 books long if it was rewritten to take out Zoey's horrible comments and the incredible repetition of scenes of circle-casting and breakfast-eating.

    • @elizabethgeorge7671
      @elizabethgeorge7671 2 года назад +103

      Don’t forget the racist line about her being like 1/136 Cherokee

    • @Gilded_Cage_Princess
      @Gilded_Cage_Princess 2 года назад +42

      Honestly I think it all could be one book, edited down without the cringe. And there's so much I can never reread it for fanfiction's sake.

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 2 года назад +16

      I'm reminded of Left Behind and Twilight here, because those books also have Mary Sue protagonists whose authors appear blind to their glaring flaws.

    • @choptopjo
      @choptopjo 2 года назад +7

      I don’t remember any of this from when I read them as a teen and I think it’s insane that people are placing so much criticism that was from another time and had a bunch of symbolism that most certainly went over the readers heads as KIDS. most of us read it for the sex and the gore. Not to idolize ableism and misogyny 😅

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +1362

    "There were no other girls in the vicinity to s1ut shame; so she turned it on herself."
    With great powers comes great responsibility 😆

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 2 года назад +6

      Did you mean to hit "l"? Cause they're quite far apart lol.

    • @OfficialROZWBRAZEL
      @OfficialROZWBRAZEL 2 года назад +67

      @@blastortoise it's changing one letter so the comment is less likely to get filtered out or blocked. For a while RUclips's algorithmic filter was...draconian, to say the least.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +5

      @@blastortoiseyou couldn’t figure out that was censoring? Lol

  • @OfficialROZWBRAZEL
    @OfficialROZWBRAZEL 2 года назад +603

    There's a little gold nugget of a plot where a girl tries to be more progressive than her parents/upbringing but realizes how much she still has those beliefs ingrained in her worldview and trying to overcome them, but "PC Cast" takes this nugget and buries it in the fossilized dogshit of the Pick-Me and Mary Sue tropes.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 2 года назад +96

      The gay guy not counting as a guy?! The black woman having "good hair"
      The amount of times the word slvt was used.
      I hated this as a kid but I didn't remember why and now I do. I so proud of 14 yr old me.

  • @shy2infinity
    @shy2infinity 2 года назад +403

    I LOVED these books as a teen, but now that I’m older, I can’t help but think... Why? Did I not have anything better to read? The worst thing I can ever think of that happened is
    *SPOILER*
    Is when Zoey was essentially sexually assaulted by a teacher and, instead of everyone being understandably horrified at the teacher for, ya know, molesting a student, they stay isolated from her. Like it was her fault she dared to get assaulted. I’m just saying, these books get WAY worse.

    • @siwal1907
      @siwal1907 2 года назад +39

      That part was so messed up. This comment gave me flash backs.

    • @shy2infinity
      @shy2infinity 2 года назад +30

      @@siwal1907 Good, because if I have to suffer I won't be the only one going down lmao.
      These books definitely didn't age worth a flip. Not that they were good back then, but I guess as a child I was way more willing to overlook things.

    • @shy2infinity
      @shy2infinity 2 года назад +58

      even though they're so bad tho, I still hold that the best things about the books was Stevie Rae and her monster boyfriend lmao

    • @Shadowqueen10
      @Shadowqueen10 2 года назад +29

      @@shy2infinity That was the one thing I cared about for some reason 😭 I saw this video & immediately googled what happened to Crow Boi. One of the authors has some crazy kinks

    • @Rayslasagne
      @Rayslasagne 2 года назад +26

      I also loved these books as a teenager. Looking back though, I really wish I hadn't read them! I remember reading that part and not thinking much of it at the time, but now I'm older, I'm really shocked. I'm guessing I was just too young to fully understand at the time (I shouldn't have been reading these books at the age I did anyway to be fair). Absolutely awful. I can't believe I loved this series so much with all the glaring issues it had

  • @MyraMabry
    @MyraMabry 2 года назад +444

    1:53:44 Zoey said she would’ve been a flapper in the 1920s. I doubt it 🙄 Her character hates everything edgy, sexually liberating for woman and like you said just most people and everything in general

    • @LaFlor718
      @LaFlor718 2 года назад +11

      I dunno… she might have been a flapper if she was ever honest with herself. I was watching something forever ago that said that a lot of flappers had relationships with other women and Zoey’s fixation on Aphrodite is giving more crush than hate. I mean I always thought. I’m that first scene with Erik and Aphrodite she was looking at Aphrodite wayyyy more. Js lol

  • @theanxiouslegume9280
    @theanxiouslegume9280 2 года назад +473

    It's kind of worse that these books are aimed at teens because it's basically just this nasty, bigoted teenage girl being constantly rewarded for her cruel behaviours. although I've never read the series, I remember being bombarded with the same misogynistic messaging as a teen and it really fucked with my ability to empathize with other girls. It took me years to unlearn a lot of the harmful messages I'd internalized

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +30

      And it's crazy, I actually was an adult when I read them and didn't even really pick up on how awful Zoey was for the first few books.

    • @labaker4285
      @labaker4285 2 года назад +22

      Ironically, reading this as a teenage girl I knew right away the writing was weird. I used to love reviewing all the books in my middle/high school library online and this series really made me pull out my critical thinking 😅

  • @zoeb3573
    @zoeb3573 2 года назад +1049

    So Aphrodite has been the leader of the Dark Daughters for possibly years, and has probably done many rituals, yet Zoey, who's been here for three days, immediately notices she did the ritual wrong and can do it better than her? Sure.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Год назад +240

      Zoey is special, haven't you been paying attention?!

    • @marvthegecko
      @marvthegecko Год назад +24

      @@tonichan89 Okay but still, for years and still getting it wrong? Seems odd.

    • @danidanidanix
      @danidanidanix Год назад +40

      @@marvthegecko they were being sarcastic…

    • @marvthegecko
      @marvthegecko Год назад +17

      @@danidanidanix Yeah i thought that but didnt know so I still responded.

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 Год назад +18

      ​@@marvthegeckoIt's hard to read sarcasm from strangers' online comments. I struggle with reading it irl from people I know because I have a touch of the 'tism 😎

  • @NightFuryScream
    @NightFuryScream 2 года назад +823

    Let's see here... goth vampires, Mary Sue protagonist, constant misogyny, homophobia, and racism, references to celebrities being involved in magic, obnoxious narrator commentary, skirting around swearing, descriptions of clothing that are way too detailed...
    This is just My Immortal. That's it.

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 2 года назад +55

      atlest my immortal never got an audiobook -_- as somsone who didn't have many book choices due to dyslexia and a local library that didn't have the buget to get many good audiobooks I lapped this shit up with a spoon when I was 14... not exsactly proud of that now like as an adult who has thankfully gotten more books to listen to now I look back at this and wonder why the fuck this even got an audiobook sireis. Side not they changed the VA every time the new book came out and it just... in compairison to the 4kids one piece dub is a masterpeice thats all I'm going to say

    • @Pootis-Spencer
      @Pootis-Spencer 2 года назад +65

      At least my inmortal was ironicly funny

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +57

      How could you insult My Immortal like this?

    • @MsLilly200
      @MsLilly200 2 года назад +90

      Um, excuuuse me. But XXXbloodyrists666XXX would *never.*
      Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is a _true_ goff. She'd never become a lame prep like this girl.

    • @kata1261
      @kata1261 2 года назад +5

      Sigh... Thanks SO much for reminding me that My Immortal exists as more than a middling Evanescence song. Now I have to go drink myself into another coma until I forget again. Well, there goes my weekend.

  • @bubblybubblegum9209
    @bubblybubblegum9209 2 года назад +158

    I'm taking psychic damage every time she describes how black the black girl is or how gay the gay guy is. And if I have to hear more about Cherokee magic I'll just cry

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 2 года назад +745

    zoe: ugh kayla is so shallow
    zoe two sentences before: yikes imagine fat heath
    zoe a page later: ew a dork

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 11 месяцев назад +13

      Shallow people are often projectors.

  • @BeautifulBrittany18
    @BeautifulBrittany18 2 года назад +729

    “So Edward Cullen promises Harry Potter that he’s not stalking her” made me choke on my own spit

    • @alexs.5871
      @alexs.5871 Год назад +37

      We're on the weird side of the internet again, aren't we.

    • @sebicmiel4221
      @sebicmiel4221 Год назад

      "Her last words were: Spit in my mouth"

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 11 месяцев назад +11

      “I did not stalk her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit, I did not stalk her. I did NAWT. …Oh hai, Harry.”

    • @SoulwolferGomez
      @SoulwolferGomez 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@greywalker505 tbh, that is hilarious

  • @Moonfire864
    @Moonfire864 2 года назад +247

    WOW you unburied memories. To quote myself in a Marked Goodreads review circa 2011:
    "I used to have these rated much higher, but in my defense I was like 15 when I first read them... so yeah. Looking back, oh young angsty Kit, wtf were you thinking?"
    I think that still sums it up, really. I don't even leave many Goodreads reviews, but this series really inspires.

    • @kit922
      @kit922 2 года назад +5

      Hold the fuck up there's TWO of us?!

    • @Moonfire864
      @Moonfire864 2 года назад +4

      @@kit922 HAH- see Kit Harington it’s not just YOUR NAME SIR 💀

  • @GeorgeHope10154
    @GeorgeHope10154 2 года назад +1377

    "This book came out about 15 years ago"
    me: ok, yeah, sounds right-
    "-- after Twilight"
    me, suddenly aging: *w h a t*

    • @Onyxrissen
      @Onyxrissen 2 года назад +59

      I remember when the first movie came out while I was in middle school and the theatre was PACKED with girls. It’s so weird that that was over a fucking decade ago.

    • @strawberrymilk2007
      @strawberrymilk2007 Год назад +39

      WTF I CAME OUT 15 YEARS AGO

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 Год назад +3

      I'm old... 👵

    • @InsecureCreator
      @InsecureCreator Год назад +7

      I had the opposite reaction, I always though Twilight came out in my teens because so many girls where enthralled by it but turns out the first book came out when I was 3

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper Год назад +1

      ​@@InsecureCreatortwilight is still the best thing to come out of the 2000s

  • @invadersickness
    @invadersickness Год назад +164

    The fact that all of Zoey's harem members (it's basically a harem) have trouble with the word consent and boundaries is what concerns me. Another thing is Zoey's creepy relationship with her adult teacher in one of the books.

    • @Char10tti3
      @Char10tti3 Год назад +13

      She has a lot of issues with older people and teachers, bur makes sense when the main plotline is that she is a reincarnation of a girl made to have sex with a demon and trap him in the earth or whatever that was.
      Hated the part where her human bf was crying about not being her first time and the nice guy narrative the book tried to force, but he was still a creep and clingy.

    • @SoulwolferGomez
      @SoulwolferGomez 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Char10tti3 Well, if you need more information about it, just ask me, cause I know almost all of it

  • @thepasteldyke
    @thepasteldyke 2 года назад +218

    the beginning with the thank yous that "she made me write that" reminds me of early 2000s fanfiction where fic writers wrote little "conversations" between the writer and the characters

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 2 года назад +32

      Please don’t make me remember that. 😭 i still read fanfic to this day, and I’m glad we have aged out of that. At least mostly.

    • @222o-u3t
      @222o-u3t 2 года назад +6

      Ah, so this is what all that DeviantArt comment self-'roleplaying' was about

    • @lilithhedwig5408
      @lilithhedwig5408 2 года назад +9

      Honestly I remember them fondly, they were fun and cute imo, and we were all there to have some fun
      Rn there's this popular stuff with character X reader in the second person with "y/n" and stuff and I hate it lol

    • @Kyosumari
      @Kyosumari 7 месяцев назад +2

      to be fair this was a mimicry of a mangaka doing little fourth wall breaking skits between chapters/books with their characters, with much of the fandom that did the same usually doing so with anime fandoms IME. But yeah, the internet is growing up with us in a lot of ways.

    • @thepasteldyke
      @thepasteldyke 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Kyosumari Oh I had no idea about that, I just think of it as a lil funny thing in fanfic's past that I enjoy looking back on. Do you know what mangaka did that? Sounds fun tbh.

  • @missflecha6084
    @missflecha6084 2 года назад +469

    this was the first series I fell in love with at the ripe age of 11. it spiraled me into my love for reading, so I have such a special love for it. HOWEVER, all points you made are *so* valid. when I was 11, this was the best thing I had ever read. as a 21 year old, it’s absolute garbage. still thankful it got me into reading nonetheless 😆

    • @emmaw3697
      @emmaw3697 2 года назад +34

      This!! I read the book for the first time when I was an angry 13 year old and resisted to the angry protagonist. As an adult I can see it had so many flaws but it was the first book I burned through in one night

    • @isabellab-c5351
      @isabellab-c5351 2 года назад +21

      Me too! My dad read some of these books (before he passed away) because they were recommended to him after he finished the Vampire Academy series. I started reading them at around age 10 because my mum had also read some but she thought it was "Too scary", which made me want to read them even more.
      I was OBSESSED with these books, and they're what inspired my love for Greek Mythology (Nyx, the Greek Goddess/Titaness of Night).
      Looking back at them now, I feel embarrassed for ever liking these books let alone RECOMMENDING them to my friends.
      But still, as long as I only remember them for the good things I liked them for, this trash holds a special (and glamorised to the point of being barely recognisable) place in my cold dead heart.

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 2 года назад +2

      Yeah me too!

    • @alicialimon9103
      @alicialimon9103 2 года назад +6

      This is exactly how I feel. I love it, but it’s terrible. But I love it lol

    • @beth3253
      @beth3253 2 года назад +2

      Yes me too

  • @Alex-jm4vc
    @Alex-jm4vc 2 года назад +283

    YA book implying this is really a three hour rant just about the first book, not the entire mess of a series? Man am I in for this

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 2 года назад +56

      If she does this for all twelve we will end up with like a day and a half of content.

    • @GloomyFish
      @GloomyFish 2 года назад +3

      @@tiryaclearsong421 only a day and a half?

    • @synodicseason
      @synodicseason 2 года назад +5

      @@GloomyFish well that’s 36 hours so i don’t really think only is a good word…

  • @justjackie8517
    @justjackie8517 2 года назад +537

    My long dead teenage self read most of this series while completely baffled by their popularity. Please, please, please keep going and cover the later books in the series, because it descends into complete chaotic insanity in short order after the finishing of the first novel..

    • @xomissblonde3426
      @xomissblonde3426 2 года назад +32

      Honestly from like book 6 or 7 it’s just unbelievably bad. And that is me being very generous. Most of the plot is just odd. There are good moments of hope writing wise but the pacing is weird and the plot is just a mess.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 2 года назад +5

      Seriously as a teen I read the first 2 and was like Ummm OK but the 3rd got so ridiculous I had to quit.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 2 года назад +2

      @@xomissblonde3426 Wait there's 7 of them??

    • @xomissblonde3426
      @xomissblonde3426 2 года назад +25

      @@naolucillerandom5280 Worse, there’s 12 my dear

    • @wolffaidenson3040
      @wolffaidenson3040 Год назад +2

      And a sequel series set 1 year later and potentially a 3rd series :[

  • @lavenderlylin
    @lavenderlylin 2 года назад +305

    As a history buff who wrote her term paper on native Americans influenced by European culture and religion, I openly wept at Zoe’s description

    • @mondnacht5366
      @mondnacht5366 2 года назад +21

      that term paper sounds so interesting!

    • @lavenderlylin
      @lavenderlylin 2 года назад +11

      @@mondnacht5366 it was! I made an 88 on it but I still cried 😂

    • @BooksandBuns
      @BooksandBuns 2 года назад +4

      🤨 which European culture & religion? Seriously, we're not a monolith, that's like saying all of Asia has the same culture & religion. I'm not a Frenchman or Brit or Spaniard, I'm a Slav, a Pole, & my culture is nothing, NOTHING like British culture, Italian culture, German culture, etc. Americans, I swear 🙄

    • @lavenderlylin
      @lavenderlylin 2 года назад +19

      @@BooksandBuns I meant specifically Spanish Roman Catholicism, French Catholics, and eventually Puritanical and Protestant English settlers. I should have elaborated, my bad!

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 2 года назад +1

      @@ejedwards1678 It seems to me, from my Danish and very uneducated perspective, that the amalgamation was mostly English culture (of course the more puritanical protestant variant, that existed in England at the time) becoming dominant over time with some Dutch, French and Spanish mixed in with a bit of a sprinkle of everything else.
      It's basically like how Germanic and Romance cultures and languages ended up dominating Central, Western, Southern and Northern Europe from the Roman period up through the Middle Ages.

  • @PucaFlea
    @PucaFlea 2 года назад +319

    I adored them books as a teen. Fell way behind though. They also got sent to the charity shop about a decade ago

    • @comedienne_historian
      @comedienne_historian 2 года назад +4

      This series was the beeeeest~

    • @Yume03
      @Yume03 2 года назад +7

      I loved these books so much too 😅

    • @alyaniellewilliams7419
      @alyaniellewilliams7419 2 года назад +3

      I loved these 🙃

    • @Limonenmixgetraenk
      @Limonenmixgetraenk 2 года назад +10

      I liked them at first (I found them incredibly predictable, though, and had big fights with my friends who wouldn't believe me). I stopped liking them then but my family remembered I liked them and kept giving me more books, which I felt obligated to read.

    • @Yume03
      @Yume03 2 года назад +3

      @@Limonenmixgetraenk I don’t find predictable stories bad tbh. If I can predict what’s going to happen it usually means the writer foreshadows future events which is always good in my book. I hate how much current writers of shows movies etc, are focused on surprising the audience on social media, sometimes retconing whole deliberate plans bc someone figured it out and we can’t have that 🙄. It ruins good stories.

  • @WinchesterProds0
    @WinchesterProds0 2 года назад +226

    it's a myth that Amazonian women would cut off one of their breasts to aid in archery/fighting, borne out of a mistranslation of the Greek language. Penthesilea was an Amazonian queen who fought at the battle of Troy and was killed by Achilles, which still sounds less painful than reading this book

    • @WinchesterProds0
      @WinchesterProds0 2 года назад +29

      @Random Username who wants to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity when instead you could be stranded on a desert island with only the house of night series?!

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 2 года назад +17

      @@WinchesterProds0
      To be fair those books would make great kindling

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +7

      ​​@@goodnight-moon564 Better example is having the entirety of this series read to you on loop by a disembodied voice for the rest of eternity.

    • @desirient
      @desirient Год назад +4

      @@nightmarefanatic1819if it’s alizee’s voice i’m willing to deal with it

  • @vampirechick1159
    @vampirechick1159 2 года назад +284

    I was in 8th grade and enthralled by the amount of sex in these books. I was also a huge fan of Mary Sue characters. I'm not proud

  • @wuschelfloke7690
    @wuschelfloke7690 2 года назад +120

    I always tought it was ironic that vampire society in the books is supposedly super girl power feminist because "matriarchy", but at same times drenched in patriarchal gender roles and sexism. Like all men are supposed to be warriors and the women are magical priestesses. Of course except gay men, because they aren't "real men". The constant slut shaming in combination of repeatedly forgiving men for rape and sexual assault. This books are just a mess.

  • @lockiidraws
    @lockiidraws 2 года назад +199

    so i already hated the main character of this book, but the part with elliott at 2:50:20 made me so irrationally angry. like, i've been the weird kid with no friends myself, and the thought of my slow, public, visceral death being a "dang that sucks, wouldn't wanna be him" reaction at most is horrific. never wanted to slap a fictional character more lmao

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 2 года назад +29

      Honestly I'd say that's rational anger that part really disgusted me to hear as a fellow weird kid

    • @mizzcloudy249
      @mizzcloudy249 2 года назад +15

      I don't even think you have to have experience as one of the "weird kids" for that part to bother you. That's straight up sociopathic/pshyco thought processes and is really disgusting.

  • @OliviaRubin9
    @OliviaRubin9 2 года назад +255

    I keep thinking about this review and how much more interesting of a book this could've been if it was from Aphrodite's perspective. I haven't read this series, so I can't speak for the others books, but conceptually it seems like it would be such a switch-up--the narrator is the queen bee of the school who has everything, she's beautiful, popular, being groomed by the headmistress to be even more powerful, until some new girl shows up who seems to be specially chosen for absolutely no reason. She seems to hate the narrator, even though they're not super different, and in the matter of a few weeks manages to steal the narrator's boyfriend (gonna headcanon in my Aphrodite fanfic that the SA stuff didn't happen), her position as head of a powerful club, she embarrasses her in front of the headmistress and takes her position there too.
    I imagine from there that it turns out the new girl is secretly being controlled by dark forces and the narrator needs to figure out what's going on and saves both her and the school.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +6

      I would read this book so fast

    • @derpydevilolidk
      @derpydevilolidk 4 месяца назад +2

      Honestly this seems like a much more interesting book then the whole series of this outdated book

  • @aliciaford5470
    @aliciaford5470 2 года назад +623

    Fun fact: You caught the "nappy" microaggression but you missed the "Good hair that's glossy and fell in waves down her back" microaggression.
    Idk if this is a thing in the UK but in America there has been a half millennium long campaign against black people's hair. Even now we can get fired from a job for wearing our hair in natural or traditional styles at work because our natural hair is considered "unprofessional".

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +163

      Also "must be a really good weave." Shaunee has NATURALLY wavy, glossy hair because she is Zoey's friend, but Aphrodite's black friend with similar hair obviously wears weaves, because, along with the dyed blonde, her friends are evil and thus they are shallow and fake.
      This is despite Aphrodite's friend being mixed and Shaunee not being mixed so she would be more likely to have naturally less textured hair.

    • @frisk365
      @frisk365 Год назад +1

      Mm. M mlp😂no😂😢

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +24

      @@nightmarefanatic1819
      I’m a white boi from New England and even I picked up on them
      That means they’re baaaaaad

    • @heathersworld9881
      @heathersworld9881 Год назад +33

      I will never forget how ANGRY I felt on my sons first day of school in Baltimore where the female black principal grabbed a total of 3 girls from the kids entering then when all the kids were in told those girls to go home and come back with appropriate hair….. i wanted to storm off but the school was the ONLY school with my son’s special needs program. Disgusting

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +7

      @@heathersworld9881you still could have done something. Protesting doesn’t mean your child would have been kicked out of the program

  • @TheUhaya
    @TheUhaya 2 года назад +124

    And it only gets worse from here: victim-blaming, 'character was sexually abused as a child so she became a mad villain' plot line and so on

  • @MeikaGarcia
    @MeikaGarcia 2 года назад +336

    Me and all my friends LOVED this book series in high school, but then the series wouldn't stop and we all grew up and got bored of it. I tried to reread it but omg it is very much written for a preteen. The grammar was ridiculous.

    • @Cheerstothewildones
      @Cheerstothewildones 2 года назад +50

      The worse parts were the slut shaming, the overdone basic mean girl character, and the main character having zero flaws what so ever. Oh and let’s not forget the stereotypical black friend, that was so uncomfy as a black woman to read. They may as well have named her shaniqua and said she was from “the hood”

    • @MeikaGarcia
      @MeikaGarcia 2 года назад +2

      @@Cheerstothewildones completely agree!

    • @unique2aT
      @unique2aT 2 года назад +15

      I had the same experience! Thought it was so cool and edgy, and now it's just... Rough. Stevie Rae is still my favourite though.

    • @palacsintakat
      @palacsintakat 2 года назад +12

      @@Cheerstothewildones when I reread them recently I stopped when the only other black character was described as having a big ass and spoke like a racist wrote her 🙃

    • @aquafractalyne5527
      @aquafractalyne5527 2 года назад +4

      I liked the series as a teen, too, but good lord, so many plot threads were completely abandoned for the next shiny plot idea. I also got disliked how many events the authors would cram into such a short frame of time.

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 2 года назад +268

    "Edward Cullen promises he's not stalking Harry Potter" is the best line I've ever heard. 2:45:46

    • @carysk4083
      @carysk4083 2 года назад +5

      I sent it as a quote to someone, and the confusion was the highlight of my day

    • @elainagilbert7663
      @elainagilbert7663 2 года назад +13

      @@carysk4083 I literally just realized, too, that Rob Pattinson was in Harry Potter which made it extra funny to me.

  • @Pocketdekuwu
    @Pocketdekuwu 2 года назад +972

    I feel embarrassed to admit I LIVED FOR THE HOUSE OF NIGHTS SERIES … 💀

    • @50shadesofyouregay
      @50shadesofyouregay 2 года назад +74

      Same! I literally wrote a freaking fanfic about it and would never shut up about it 🤣

    • @ojyochan
      @ojyochan 2 года назад +106

      Don't feel embarrassed, it's just entertainment. Man, culture is so puritanical right now.

    • @sleepy_fae
      @sleepy_fae 2 года назад +33

      M e. Like knew they were bad and some (cough cough the third book cough cough) of the series made me want to stop but I was obsessed-

    • @josephhanicak7922
      @josephhanicak7922 2 года назад +63

      I want to judge you, but as a guy, I remember some of the animated garbage I used to watch on TV. It's just a natural part of maturing to enjoy bad things. Your adolescent mind hasn't gained enough experience to know that it's bad yet.

    • @theoriginalglitchqueen2544
      @theoriginalglitchqueen2544 2 года назад +35

      Me too ! But it’s also funny bc I was such a little emo lol. I read right past all the dumb shit cause I was 12 lmao. I actually tried to pick this series up again recently and couldn’t do it after the first chapter. It’s just bad, so bad

  • @closeenough3606
    @closeenough3606 2 года назад +138

    The obsession with being Cherokee made me roll my eyes so hard they fell out of my damn skull and ended up in my trash bin

  • @meiday154
    @meiday154 2 года назад +341

    I love how these writers make their female mc super judgmental and catty but think that people won't be critical of that behavior bc apparently that's just what unpopular, not-like-other-girls do. It's ugly.
    Also two white people writing an indigenous character but bringing up savagery and wildness is peak tone deafness

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 2 года назад +36

      Not that this really changes anything because the writing is still problematic, but the daughter is half black

    • @rudedrugs
      @rudedrugs 2 года назад +49

      @@yasminemixon5458 she's not indigenous though. black people can still be just as racist as white people towards native americans.

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 2 года назад +38

      @@rudedrugs I was just correcting the original commenter about kristens race. I also said my comment didnt change anything

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 2 года назад

      well, 2 prog white people at least

    • @RedReaper1997
      @RedReaper1997 2 года назад

      @@yasminemixon5458 so the mom is race-fetishy 😬 and the daughter is just on that train

  • @farhanasafran8124
    @farhanasafran8124 2 года назад +173

    When I was in high school, my very rich friend used to buy a bunch of vampire YA novels and lend them to me so I could retell the entire plot to her, cliffnotes style. House of Night was one of them. I hated the series so much but I felt obliged to finish the entire series because I got to read them for free. I realize now that the experience made me unable to abandon any book I read, even if I hate it with a burning passion. Anyway. Vampire Academy ranks higher on my vampire YA tier list compared to HoN. Both series still make me wanna pull my hair out though.

    • @NaNaNatalii
      @NaNaNatalii 2 года назад +39

      They paid you to be their book-tuber?

    • @mori6434
      @mori6434 2 года назад +26

      Dang talk about a dream job. I'd love to have a friend who WANTED me to sit them down and retell the terrible books I've read.

    • @farhanasafran8124
      @farhanasafran8124 2 года назад +9

      @@NaNaNatalii She didn't pay me but I got to read the books for free so .... Pretty much, yeah 😂

    • @saranemcova5448
      @saranemcova5448 2 года назад

      Vampire Academy Is superior in every way, but honestly, I am glad I read House of Night as 12-13 year old and Vampire Academy later as 15-16 year old. You know, Loren/Zoey thing.

  • @E_Does_YT
    @E_Does_YT Год назад +114

    They could have cut out the whole part of Zoey being scared of becoming a vampyre and just had her be upset over loosing her anonymity? Like, they basically already have a thing that all vampyres become popular, and Zoey just wants to be a veterinarian. Her whole crisis could come from her just wanting to live a quiet, normal life. I feel like that would have been a really easy change to make.

    • @zawrator4457
      @zawrator4457 Год назад +15

      The way its crowbarred into the story makes me honestly suspect that it was forced by the editor.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад

      @@gregoryford2532 yeah except in the vampire case it's true

  • @mimismsx
    @mimismsx 2 года назад +133

    I read the House of Night series, and they are ATROCIOUS. I'd easily read twilight anyday over the peice of garbage that is House of Night series. It was the worst series I have ever read. Honestly, props for you to suffer through this shit book omg. Also, there are no words to describe how much I hate Zoey.

  • @mattdawg1
    @mattdawg1 2 года назад +257

    Being a goth boy at heart who is also Cherokee and a Tulsa native, this book had me cringing so hard with all the weird, off-hand name drops. Like how is anyone outside of Oklahoma (especially the USA) gonna know what OSU is?! or Cascia Hall?! or Union school vibes??? I can normally survive cringe reads, but this one... this got me.
    You're doing god's work Alizee.

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 2 года назад +6

      Oh, geez. I'm gladder and gladder I never got into those books. (Hi, fellow gothy local!) There's a big difference between mentioning a big school in NYC, and a big school in freaking TULSA.
      I got kicked out of Cascia. I'm still weirdly proud.

    • @Limonenmixgetraenk
      @Limonenmixgetraenk 2 года назад +10

      I read these and didn't know what IHOP was - any other references went straight over my head, but I remember being intrigued by IHOP and Count Chocula.

    • @thecatsays
      @thecatsays 2 года назад +1

      Seriously! I had a run in with PC Cast online and she was a jerk.

    • @thecatsays
      @thecatsays 2 года назад +1

      Also ex sister in law went to Union lol!!

    • @FauxGemini
      @FauxGemini 2 года назад +1

      To be fair, I'm not from Oklahoma and I assumed OSU was just short for "Oklahoma State University" or some such based on the context.
      No clue about any of that other shit though, that has me stumped 😆

  • @Hazy.Kitsune
    @Hazy.Kitsune 2 года назад +165

    it would’ve made much more sense if hardly anyone knew that vampires were celebrities (because they were hiding their tattoos and using their powers and wealth to keep their secret) but she later finds out that most vampires are famous by someone at the academy telling her. And as the story progresses knowledge of vampires becomes more widespread

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 Год назад

      Like when you're left handed or neurodiverse and you're told about all the famous people who are likewise and suddenly it seems like every third genius and artist in the world is a left-handed, dyslexic autistic person with ADHD

  • @ducky19991
    @ducky19991 2 года назад +144

    I was outrageously obsessed with this series as a preteen. I wouldn’t leave the house without those thin rubber bracelets, with the colors of the elements in the books (green/red/yellow/purple I think), I had no idea how bad the books were because I was 11 😭

  • @daniellaven4734
    @daniellaven4734 2 года назад +128

    I understand it would be torture for you, but I would definitely watch a review like this for all the books. I read the first one when I was like twelve and remember thinking older teens were really mean.

  • @TheRPGNerd
    @TheRPGNerd 2 года назад +650

    "nooo dont turn me into a vampyre!!!"
    "being a vampyre is cool actually, i dont care anymore"
    okay but the way zoey calls other women really pretty and like, focuses on how pretty they are makes her feel like a lesbian

    • @spica3867
      @spica3867 2 года назад +155

      Brooo I was literally thinking that this whole time- Zoey’s entire inner processing sounds so internalized misogynistic and like…. In denial gay I’m screaming.

    • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
      @AlbinoAxolotl1993 2 года назад +9

      Seras' arc in Hellsing in a nutshell.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 2 года назад +45

      Either a lesbian or super insecure, who can say which👀

    • @sierrarose1512
      @sierrarose1512 2 года назад +61

      She is obviously attracted to men tho.. like do bisexuals not exist to y'all??

    • @saladasscass3499
      @saladasscass3499 2 года назад +18

      She gives heavy lesbian with internalized homophobia vibes

  • @Beanaleann
    @Beanaleann 2 года назад +246

    Lol it’s crazy that Zoey was so judgemental cuz she literally had like 5 love interests 😅 I read these books in middle school and I swear she’s the reason I have bitches

    • @Beanaleann
      @Beanaleann 2 года назад +1

      Zoey taught me to be a hoe lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @narrastalgia4718
    @narrastalgia4718 2 года назад +133

    This is one of the books where I can't help but be genuinely judgemental of the authors. Like, there's just a little too much venom in all those pointless rants. I'd be fascinated to see how they feel about this character now lol.

    • @marisanicole5116
      @marisanicole5116 Год назад +20

      Apparently they've been trying to get the books edited for YEARS to remove problematic language, descriptors and characterization that hasn't aged well at all and therefore impacts their royalties. You'd think that they're ashamed; however, the fact that they defended the books for decades makes me think money is involved so the only reason they're changing it now bcuz the books are no longer selling as well - anyone who buys one nowadays usually won't invest their money/time past the second or third book (and there's12 in the serious, plus novellas and handbooks). That's a lot of lost revenue.

    • @derpydevilolidk
      @derpydevilolidk 4 месяца назад

      @@marisanicole5116huh no wonder people who used to read the books before as a (teen/kid)say they couldn’t finish the second book and I’m honestly surprised that they even made that many books to begin with I mean after the first series you think that they would quit but nope they still thought of making more books for some reason if they really wanted to make more money then why didn’t they just write a different book all together lol and just remove all the problematic stuff in the first book series and write a holly different book why did they think that making a series out of this outdated book would make them more money was there really no brain thinking at all when making this a series seriously 😠

  • @vikkipink1288
    @vikkipink1288 2 года назад +306

    It’s no wonder I suffered with so much internalized misogyny after growing up reading books like this. When I finally discovered feminism I could barely read any YA novels because it was present in so many of them. If I ever read another I’m not like other girls trope I might scream lol

    • @delicate1917
      @delicate1917 2 года назад +32

      It's actually a comfort knowing I'm not the only one
      Most books I've read back when I was a pre-teen raised such an unhealthy mindset I started to grow out of only a year or two ago. And I am incapable of re-reading them now because they are TERRIBLE with the conscience I have today 💀💀💀

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 2 года назад +9

      I know how you feel these books along with Terry Goodkind the sword of truth series and Abbi glines books were some of the only audio books that the local library had and as someone who was dyslexic I had very little options I really was one of those not like other girls until I picked up the books of Tamora Pierce and Neil Gaiman those books because one they weren't changing voice actors every audiobook which just sidenote that's always a red flag if a series can't keep a voice actor then you know you're in for some shit and positive portrayals of Wicca Pagan deities and gods I was able to unlearn a lot of fucking shit

  • @shaelynmartin1996
    @shaelynmartin1996 2 года назад +105

    So I read this when I was a pre-teen and was weirdly obsessed with it. Never ended up finishing the series though because I never got my hands on the last book. A few years back, I decided to reread the series since I saw it offered pretty cheap on Kindle. And my Gods. I forced myself to read three before giving up. I can't remember why I loved it so much.
    But with that, I do have an answer to the Aphrodite vision question: Yes, she technically was hiding her visions, but context is important. She was hiding her visions because Neferet TOLD her to. She was literally told by the High Priestess to hide her visions from others. I can't remember if it's the second or third book, but when Aphrodite has a vision and tries to Neferet about it (In a way to do the right thing in order to redeem herself) Neferet laughs in her face and tells her that Nyx took her visions, causing Aphrodite to mention something along the lines of "I was only doing what you told me to." Aphrodite gets so punished in these books for no real reason other than the authors wanting someone to hate on. But they also wanted to tell a story. And thus Aphrodite became the only character with real development (Though I guess Heath gets some development too--And Stevie Rae in later books) and became the best character. And yes, she totally should've hooked up with Zoe at the end.
    Would've been much more interesting. Zoe's internal misogynistic thoughts are because she's actually super into girls and was suppressing it and pretending it didn't exist because she wanted so badly to just be "normal." -- Would also give a deeper meaning to the comment about her being "abnormal" from the beginning of this book when she seems like a relatively average high school character. It'd also explain why Zoe worries CONSTANTLY about what other people think of her and why she goes through men like tissues. "This guy didn't make me feel the right way. He must be the broken one. It can't be me. Maybe this other guy will give me the correct feelings."

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +25

      Zoey's internalized misogyny would also have been more interesting if it was clearly due to her upbringing. She has a step-father, so maybe just like the step-father is abusive and she was raised from a young age under his opinions that women are worthless and belong in the kitchen and the mother's religion that she's in because of the step-father reinforces her belief that women who want sex are sluts and bad. It would add a layer of substance to her basically being disowned when she gets marked and then at school she gradually learns that she's basically been brainwashed by abusive relatives into a close-minded way of thinking, and so her character growth makes her more interesting that way.
      I'm normally not a fan of "this book would be more interesting if this character was gay" but to be honest it would actually make more sense if Zoey was a lesbian who was in denial, especially with certain future romantic options and when one of her friends dies... or does she?!

    • @shaelynmartin1996
      @shaelynmartin1996 2 года назад +27

      @@FrenkTheJoy Exactly! I agree. Not all stories would be made better if the MC was gay, but this is one of those ones where it honestly would just... Work better than what we got.
      The one props I'll give this series is the attempt to show Pagan/Wiccan practices in a good light. Wish it was in a much better story, but I like to see it nonetheless.

  • @davincigift
    @davincigift 2 года назад +231

    I've never read these books and I have a question about how being a vampire in this world works. If Shakespeare and other historical figures were vampires, wouldn't they still be alive? Are vampires not immortal?

    • @kevincola3184
      @kevincola3184 2 года назад +8

      Maybe it's like how the Vampires are in the Cirque Du Freak series by Darren Shan.

    • @celseac8107
      @celseac8107 2 года назад +37

      Some might live for several hundred years but this implies that they die sometime - according to this book's lore

    • @qwitchyy
      @qwitchyy 2 года назад +2

      @@kevincola3184 oh my god thanks for another flood of memories

  • @starlunakitsube
    @starlunakitsube 2 года назад +119

    It had. Potential. There's a few good lines in the first book, one in particular from Nyx: "Light does not always bring good, just as Dark does not always equate to evil" or something to that effect.
    I liked that line. There was a lot of potential in the series. But it...fell apart pretty quickly.

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 2 года назад +12

      If verbatim, that's a terrible line, clunky with an obvious idea that's constantly explored in kids goth lit

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad Год назад +4

      ​@@louschwick7301 and then they beat you over the head with it later in the series

  • @beequeen2556
    @beequeen2556 2 года назад +98

    ppl find the weave thing offensive bc a lotta people who aren’t black assume that if a black girl has long hair, straight hair, or even hair that isn’t nappy must have a weave for a wig. A rlly common remark they’ll make is “omg I love you’re hair, is it real?” The comment of “its probably a weave” has a similar vibe. Hope that makes sense!

  • @damascus9876
    @damascus9876 2 года назад +119

    You'd think since vampires can apparently read thoughts there'd be more consequences to Zoey having awful internal monologues that no one asked for or deserved. Like why include both of these things if they're not going to bring up the potential correlation between the two??? If even one other vampire could read Zoey's thoughts literally no one would like her because they'd all be aware of how truly vile she is.

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 2 года назад +24

      I would love if this series ended with the twist that the actual POV character was an assassin that was following her and couldn't stop hearing her thoughts and then she fucking died

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 2 года назад +9

      Maybe that’s why Neferet hated her so much.

  • @alejandropineda02
    @alejandropineda02 2 года назад +114

    Hasn't even been a whole day and already we're getting another YA video? Alizee knows what makes all my bones go hard.

    • @astroblast2325
      @astroblast2325 2 года назад +32

      I cannot explain the feeling reading "makes all my bones go hard" but i know it is born of darkness and evil

    • @Pysslis
      @Pysslis 2 года назад +16

      You might have a problem if your bones are not hard all the time. Just saying.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +17

      My bones are getting squishy

  • @thatgh0stvariety814
    @thatgh0stvariety814 2 года назад +93

    I read this series in middle school and was obsessed at first, as I loved both vampires and witchcraft, but as the books continued I lost interest, it became more about everyone's relationships than vampirism or witchcraft

  • @m.g.4446
    @m.g.4446 2 года назад +82

    1:37:25 Pop is a regional American thing. You used to be able to tell what region someone was from based on what they called sweet fizzy drinks. Soda, soda-pop, pop, Coke (even if it's not the Coca-Cola brand), Cok'ola, etc. are all words for the same thing in different regions. I grew up saying pop, but I think it's going out of fashion in my region and being replaced by soda. Anyway, I'm not sure why THAT of all things was what I decided to latch onto and write an essay about, but here we are...

    • @liltobi6081
      @liltobi6081 2 года назад +4

      +1 on this essay. I grew up in central Texas and have lived there most of my life. Called it soda, and was about as confused about the word usage at that timestamp. I didn't even know pop was a 'yank thing', because I never really heard it, but hey, more you know.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 2 года назад +1

      I had a classmate from Indiana who insisted that her saying "pop" was better than us saying "soda" because soda doesn't have baking soda in it anymore to give it a fizz. 😂 If that's actually the source of the word "soda," I'm glad to have been educated, but it was a very annoying conversation.

  • @2cat4life
    @2cat4life 2 года назад +137

    theres a part of me that says "cringe culture is dead like whatever you want to like" and a part of me thats horrified that my mom read these unironically at 27 and didnt see literally anything bad about it. even gave it good reviews and reccommended it to me. _she still has them._ considering the racism alone (we are native, thats the especially fucked up part) i'm so glad i never touched it. cant say the same about vampire academy though

    • @TheScaredLittleScholar
      @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +22

      This book is unexcused from cringe culture because Zoey shames everyone for liking things, having interests, and breathing

    • @KaiInMotion
      @KaiInMotion 2 года назад +14

      Vampire Academy isn't perfect but at least it understood the assignment. House of Night wishes she was Vampire Academy lol.

    • @dearoldmold
      @dearoldmold 2 года назад +4

      My mother recommended the House Of Night series to me too! She had all the books, but I couldn't finish the series because it pissed me off sometimes, and other times it bored me. Garbage series.

    • @neeks7046
      @neeks7046 Год назад

      same on the fact that my mom has these books and we’re native

  • @juliannakropla
    @juliannakropla 2 года назад +816

    i was obsessed with this series to the point where i told my friend i was a vampire & had control of the elements & my vampire boyfriend was Jake Gyllenhaal. in order for her to believe me, i had to fake being asleep and start convulsing and speaking in tongue’s while drawing random shapes in her rug. she was terrified.

    • @ajcrowley5735
      @ajcrowley5735 2 года назад +164

      It just sounds like the world’s dumbest demonic possession haha

    • @juliannakropla
      @juliannakropla 2 года назад +165

      @@ajcrowley5735 i was 8 pls give me a break😩

    • @QUEENCHAI
      @QUEENCHAI 2 года назад +82

      No wayyy bahahaha this is hilarious but it’s nice to see people in the comment section who absolutely adored this book when they were younger like I did☺️

    • @islandofideals6571
      @islandofideals6571 2 года назад +21

      This is amazing

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +17

      Impressive

  • @dani.5087
    @dani.5087 Год назад +74

    Zoe vs Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way. Who would win in a fight to the death
    Edit: 51:52 "The woman smiled at me and showed amazingly straight, white teeth" vs My Immortal's "I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white" I'm losing my mind
    EDIT: 1:41:33 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE ARE COINCIDENCES ANYMORE. I REFUSE

  • @RebbieChan
    @RebbieChan 2 года назад +237

    Just got laid off so another 3 hour book review for a series I don't care about is just what I need 😊

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor 2 года назад +28

      It will get better don't give up!

    • @outcastdefenselawyer93
      @outcastdefenselawyer93 2 года назад +14

      *hugs*

    • @babywigeon
      @babywigeon 2 года назад +15

      I hope a new opportunity comes your way soon!

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 2 года назад +10

      holy sh*t I didn’t realize it was 3 hours long until I saw this comment

    • @erinhaury5773
      @erinhaury5773 2 года назад +8

      Damn, that sucks. Best of luck in finding a new job! I hope you get something good. 😃

  • @OK-hi5ym
    @OK-hi5ym 2 года назад +216

    I remember reading these in middle school, and disliking the writing and finding some (most) of the plot completely illogical but I kept reading them for some reason, probably pure boredom. I remember the moment while reading the third or fourth book that I realized I just couldn’t do it anymore and I didn’t need to put myself through this, so I put down the book and never finished it. Last year I found a set of the first 3 books in a thrift store for like $1 and decided to give them another shot but my god they were even worse than when I was 12

    • @Rhialia
      @Rhialia 2 года назад +13

      I remember attempting to read them when I was in middle school or high school and I just could not. I hated them, I thought it was stupid.

    • @RainWelsh
      @RainWelsh 2 года назад +16

      I tried reading them my first year of university, because one of my flatmates wouldn’t shut up about how amaaaaaziiiing they were (?!?!?)
      I think morbid curiosity carried me through the first two, and half of the third, and then I just couldn’t anymore. Absolute drivel. Gave me some insight into the way my flatmate thought, mind, because he genuinely saw them as masterpieces of fiction.

    • @luiza.limaneves
      @luiza.limaneves 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @lady_venus_mcfly5947
      @lady_venus_mcfly5947 2 года назад +4

      Literally me too. I think it was when she was making out with her old BF on a park bench??? IDK the whole experience is still a blur

    • @MustAvoidScurvy
      @MustAvoidScurvy 2 года назад +3

      You can make a hole inside them and use it for hide things 🤭

  • @adiadiadi8383
    @adiadiadi8383 2 года назад +347

    I rarely put down books - especially ones gifted to me - but I remember getting halfway through this book back when I was around 14 years old and furiously ranting about it to my friends. The treatment of other women, the way the male characters treated the main character, the way the main character treated Literally Everyone, the bullshit blackmail/bribery blood thing??? Not to mention SHE SLEPT WITH HER TEACHER FOR NO REASON AND IT'S JUST ASDFAKLSDJF I have so many feelings about this book and all of them are bad

    • @CatChaos369
      @CatChaos369 2 года назад +12

      The fact they include a teacher assaulting a student as a cool thing no one hold him accountable for being a pedo just it’s so gross

    • @Jacky.c.v
      @Jacky.c.v 2 года назад +38

      The scene where she gets caught with her teacher by her bf or something feels like a traumatic memory to me.
      Im obviously exaggerating but it's more bizarre the more I think about it.

    • @CatChaos369
      @CatChaos369 2 года назад +28

      @@Jacky.c.v yep like yeah it’s shitty she cheated it she was manipulated and groomed by a teacher she’s still a victim and it’s never addressed

    • @candeezymarie9827
      @candeezymarie9827 2 года назад +2

      Yes. Just yes.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 2 года назад +10

      I'm disturbed to say that I liked this series as a teenager 😬😭

  • @rusted_ursa
    @rusted_ursa Год назад +124

    "Don't tell me the ice burg was also a vampyre." Damn near choked on my cough drop.
    Since I'm commenting anyway, I'll also say that I think this book is a power fantasy for mean girls who don't have the spine to admit that they're mean.

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 9 месяцев назад

      This book feels like the kinda fantasy that would be read by Coho fans.

  • @sandylynn2658
    @sandylynn2658 2 года назад +196

    I haven't read the books (they sat on my shelf for seven years, I could never get past the first few pages). But it sounds like Aphrodite would have been so much more interesting to follow as the mc? like. she's still not a good person or anything, but she has so much more dimension- the bad past, the visions, the likely trauma from not only the abuse but continually seeing horrific, tragic events at random times (and possibly any guilt she may have from not being able to save people, or stress from not being able to Change the future she saw ((idk the world building here, if she's able to change what she sees or not)), the pressure of never knowing when they're coming, the pressure from other people to tell about her visions when maybe there's other Consequences if she does).
    The possible plot points of exploring her hatred, frustration, whatever of having some random new bitch come in to her life who everyone suddenly loves for no reason while everyone hates her (aphrodite), having this new girl take over the very important role becoming high priestess within a few days that Aphrodite had been training for for how long (I can't remember how much older she is). like man id be pissed too. and her being hated by literally everyone but the people in her small friend group, who may not even be great friends seeing as they just completely left her at the candle circle thing. if absolutely everyone in my school hated my guts and slut shamed at every possible chance, I would be a bitch to everyone too.
    idk, I just think she would have been a much more interesting character to follow, bc at least she has depth and possible reasons behind why she's outwardly a bitch- not that it excuses it obviously, but unlike the mc whose name I forget, Aphrodite has reasons behind the behaviour that would be interesting to explore instead of just... being a bitch because you weren't the most popular girl in school. aphrodite is far more of an outcast than the mc always likes to claim she is, since literally everyone liked the mc (for some reason) while everyone hates Aphrodite.
    this could all just be bs and be disproven in later books tho

    • @icyfrell
      @icyfrell 2 года назад +29

      Mind you i havent read most of the books since i was senior in high school, but i remember Aphrodite becoming one of my favorite characters and later when we get to read chapters in different POV shes was a favorite narrator

    • @Juliet_Marie
      @Juliet_Marie 2 года назад +28

      Honestly having read the whole series Aphrodite had the most interesting storyline of all the main cast. Healthiest romantic relationship, best character arc, definitely would’ve been a better lead.

    • @darylesells19
      @darylesells19 2 года назад +9

      Loved Aphrodite even though she was painted as the typical mean girl. Her as the MC would’ve made for such a refreshing read since her ability comes with so much weight and guilt. I also loved Stevie Rae and wished she’d have befriended Aphrodite so that they could’ve had that polar opposites duo friendship going on. I don’t plan on going back and reading the series myself after so many years of collecting the entire main batch, but some parts did work! As per usual with these books the side characters mattered more than the MC…once they got their development around book 8 or 9. (Why do I get the feeling that they’d have been fleshed out better with another protagonist lead? Hmm?)

    • @AH-tu3km
      @AH-tu3km 2 года назад +11

      Mix this with another comments idea of nyx using Zoe as a pawn because she's easily manipulated if you whisper "you're special" every so often. Then when Aphrodite realizes what's happening and that this new girl she's hated for so long is in danger she has to put aside her differences and figure out how to save her from herself. Though the power of unlikely friendships, personal growth, and facing her own shortcomings Aphrodite saves Zoe. By the end Zoe realizes that rewards that are earned are better than the ones handed to her and Aphrodite discovers the true meaning of friendship.

    • @QUEENCHAI
      @QUEENCHAI 2 года назад +2

      Oooh yes yes yes you’re spot on and I never thought about this. Literally while reading this I started writing the plot from Aphrodite’s POV in my head

  • @CM-fw6hz
    @CM-fw6hz 2 года назад +157

    Cheat code: if a college has SU at the end it stands for State University. OSU would be Oklahoma State University

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 2 года назад +16

      If you're outside the US, there is zero reason why you would even know that SU means State University, so we don't even try to guess a state - it's just three letters that mean nothing to us.

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 2 года назад +17

      I'm not from Oklahoma so I recall reading the books confusing Oklahoma State with Ohio State. It's like UT. That's either the University of Texas or Tennessee and what you read when you see the acronym will probably depend on where you are in the US.
      And, of course, the acronyms mean nothing if you aren't even in the states. But they can be confusing even for people who are.

    • @xxTheSkilletFreakxx
      @xxTheSkilletFreakxx 2 года назад +2

      I was mad she couldn’t at least choose OU (Oklahoma University… Boomer Sooner! I’m a child I know XD)

  • @KrohnosOW
    @KrohnosOW 2 года назад +58

    I'm all about Alizee slowly becoming a booktube channel 🙌 lol. I've always been a reader throughout school but I stopped during university - glad to have picked reading back up in 2021 🎉

  • @athenama7282
    @athenama7282 Год назад +42

    1:17:43 fun fact for anyone wondering: Αφροδίτη (Aphrodite) is a name that quite a few modern Greeks have because it is rooted in our heritage and is actually a pretty traditional name. In fact, other names of gods/goddesses are also used for people’s names as well for the same reason (hence my name). It’s also quite common, in my experience, to have to explain this practice to non-Greeks because if you don’t, they assume you or your family worship those gods (this can be awkward when you visit a non-Greek Orthodox Church) or that you chose it yourself and are stuck up. I just love how poorly researched and insensitive this book is and how it perpetuates a multitude of problematic takes!

  • @mayabaker7588
    @mayabaker7588 2 года назад +242

    I remember reading these in Middle School, I read the first two and I remember the exact thing that made me put this down: the whole debacle with Zoe’s birthday where literally everyone bought her Christmas themed stuff because her birthday is close to Christmas, then her ex conveniently sent her a gift along with a note about “ I know how much you hate getting Christmas themed stuff lol” and I just…I had a moment…

    • @OfficialROZWBRAZEL
      @OfficialROZWBRAZEL 2 года назад +85

      I ate this series up in middle school, and went about re-reading it up until my frontal lobe started developing and noticing the pure and undiluted, never-ending, NLOG, pick-me, double standard "I'm just confused and have too many guys :( ! It's HER that's a ho!" and Mary Sue-ness I was already turning away from in fanfiction.
      I finally ended up having to put the books down for that random passage about her getting 'accosted' by two stereotypical black dudes while she was biting and grinding on her ex in public. I just- 🤢🤮

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad Год назад +21

      @@OfficialROZWBRAZEL oh, you didn't even get to the part where she either murdered them or sent them into a death spiral of dept by magically throwing them into the path of an oncoming bus.
      And then it's brought up once as an afterthought and nothing amounts from that attempted murder.

    • @marisanicole5116
      @marisanicole5116 Год назад +6

      I have this thing, possibly a sort of OCD where I have to see something to the end, regardless of how bad it is so that I can be absolutely sure I hated it and there's no redemption. I think, in the final two books of the 12 part series [SPOLIERS] Zoey's guilt for everything she done gets the better of her and she turns herself in at the police station. I don't remember what the final straw was that made her do this and I refuse to pick up the book and look even though it's on my bookshelf a few feet away right now. Anyway... One of the crimes she admitted to was assaulting/murdering those men but later we find out they survived, with no memory of who attacked them and she's released so she could "save the day". I believe that was the authors' attempt to retcon that terrible scene after receiving a lot of backlash for it and how poc were treated in general. Not to mention the common complaints that Zoey was completely OP to the point of becoming a villain despite being the supposed heroine everyone praised for 10+ books (total lack of self awareness from the authors and every single one of their characters) so they had to quickly throw in an arc in the final books to show Zoey can also suffer consequences and feel remorse. It was disgusting and occurred way too late especially since those men were never mentioned again until they were needed for Zoey's (aka Cast Duo) redemption arc.

    • @Char10tti3
      @Char10tti3 Год назад +3

      Yeeeees same and I've not spoken to anyone about this book.
      Specifically "Birthmas" just lives in my head rent free and weirdly the fact that the "twins" got her boots with christmas trees on and zoe said they were expensive by just repeating that they looked expensive and then aphroditw gives her something and she says it makes those boots look cheap - but literally doesn't give any visuals on why they look expensive or cheap.
      Doesn't he give her a summer seahirse bracelet or something in winter too?

  • @naliag3432
    @naliag3432 2 года назад +106

    @2:45 She blames Erik for dating Aphrodite but when we’re first introduced to those two characters, he was being sexually assaulted by her. Could it be that he was actually manipulated into an abusive relationship? This kinda feels like victim blaming. Either way, judging someone on their past relationship (especially those they ended) doesn’t seem right to me.

    • @ashleyyoung905
      @ashleyyoung905 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if the character Zoey blamed someone for getting raped even if they were knocked unconscious.

  • @ran_loona
    @ran_loona 2 года назад +154

    IM SO SHOCKED OTHER PEOPLE READ HOUSE OF NIGHT literally none of my friends knew it and it was my favorite series as a young teen, now in retrospect that was so messy and weird.
    Man I bought this book in another language recently to learn by reading books I knew and I couldn't get through the first chapter... being too young to fully understand english and understand how annoying zoey is, is the only reason anyone could like this franchise

  • @SadieMage
    @SadieMage Год назад +55

    I will say, I’m from Oklahoma and Every white girl thinks they have Cherokee in them, kids definitely do drink at school, often, and guys really do say stuff like “crazy about you baby “it’s awful!!

  • @clovelikethespice
    @clovelikethespice 2 года назад +191

    It makes me (a pagan) uncomfortable how they use Wiccan rituals to make their protagonist seem more special by making her feel something from all of the elements. You’re *supposed* to feel at least something during a ritual. It’s not like tornado strength winds or getting dropped into the Sahara desert. It’s about the energy and/or god from each element entering the circle and joining the ritual. If you don’t feel anything there, then you’re probably doing something wrong.
    Also the fact that a lot of the girls name themselves after goddesses is,,,,,, not that chill in my personal opinion. That’s an excellent way to get the goddess’s attention which, for example, in Aphrodite’s case is probably not the wisest idea especially if the girl is kinda pretty.

    • @heiroffire5743
      @heiroffire5743 2 года назад +48

      I don’t think the authors actually looked into Wicca and witchcraft. Which is quite offensive in my opinion because the religion and craft already have a lot of stereotypes and taboos, so if you’re gonna base your whole series on it at least do your research.

    • @heiroffire5743
      @heiroffire5743 2 года назад +41

      For example, they said that nyx was also gaea at the beginning and those are two completely Greek goddesses.

    • @vikkipink1288
      @vikkipink1288 2 года назад +21

      I initially got into Wiccan because of this, basically thought I had fictional magical powers and subsequently stopped following it when I realized no I did not and then got back into later as an adult when I was able to understand it on a deeper level. I would still be practicing today but my family are extremely Christian and anything Wiccan I have gets throw out if they see it and it would cause major arguments and it got to a point where I was just tired so I just stopped. I’m disabled and can’t live on my own it really sucks because I really do miss it.

    • @heiroffire5743
      @heiroffire5743 2 года назад +20

      @@vikkipink1288 that’s really gross and sad of them. I’ve had that happen before with some of my wall sigils because my stepfathers mom was in town and was super religious.
      I tell them that a lot of their practices are pagan/Wiccan so I don’t see why they have an issue with it when they pretty much practice it themselves.
      It’s annoying how much many Christians shove their beliefs down everyone’s throat.

    • @marinaschulz3183
      @marinaschulz3183 2 года назад +16

      I dont agree with you in terms of god names though. Its fairly common IRL to have greek god names (Artemisa, Apolo, Dionisio, Hermes are all people names in Romance languages). Its also common to have god names in India (Lakhsimi, for instance). Heck even for Christianity its super common to have Mary and Josephs, and while they mightnt be Gods, every second person in Southern Europe and Latin America is called Jesus (including my uncle).

  • @michelleboon7646
    @michelleboon7646 2 года назад +154

    I read the first seven or so books when I was 11 (prob too young to be reading them tbh). It's been a solid 12 years, but laying in bed the other night, I remembered that the characters ate Doritos with green onion dip. And like--it's such a weird little flare to have in your sexy vampire series, that I guess it lives in my brain rent free.

    • @savannahyeah5470
      @savannahyeah5470 Год назад +12

      Omg, your comment reminded me how many times the series mentioned Zoe liking "brown pop" and Count Chocula cereal. Why so many mentions of junk food??

    • @sarahfortozo3141
      @sarahfortozo3141 Год назад

      Somehow I also very clearly remember a mention of Lucky Charms, it’s been so many years that I wonder why I remember THAT

  • @ghostinthecloset
    @ghostinthecloset 2 года назад +101

    These authors are really giving Onision a run for his money in writing the Most Mean-Spirited MC Ever

  • @carypm
    @carypm 2 года назад +40

    The Cherokee word for daughter grinds my gears because every time they say it they remind you what it is like I know what it means by the end of the first book

  • @sophiet.3426
    @sophiet.3426 2 года назад +138

    a few years ago I was on a marathon of watching rant reviews about books I hate (don't know if that marathon ever ended tbh), and I was looking for House of Night content. Unfortunately, the only video I found back then was a positive review, so I'm glad youtubers are finally giving me this content after all this time. This is like my reparation for all the time I spent reading ALL volumes, because of my inability to leave things unfinished.
    EDIT: omg I just saw this is 3 hours, really made my night let's gooo

    • @djcobrand117
      @djcobrand117 2 года назад +9

      @Sophie T. you should check out James tullos's video on the house of night. He completely tears the series apart

    • @swimmyswim417
      @swimmyswim417 2 года назад +1

      @@djcobrand117 truly, his breakdown is a work of art.

    • @shib5267
      @shib5267 2 года назад +2

      I'm so sorry you had to go through this nightmare

    • @sophiet.3426
      @sophiet.3426 2 года назад +1

      @@shib5267 I mean I put myself through that, so I guess it's on me

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 2 года назад +1

      @@sophiet.3426 taking accountability, we love to see it

  • @ThaliaVSD
    @ThaliaVSD 2 года назад +74

    I get the feeling most of the brackets were likely added by the daughter to a passage the mom wrote with personal anecdotes and to make the writing more filled with “teenage quirks”. I used to read some of these books in middle school but I gave up by how annoying it was that she cheated on every single man she dated NUMEROUS TIMES but was still a victim every single time. It drove me wild, I’m glad I pirated most of the books lol

    • @izzisart
      @izzisart 2 года назад +5

      That would make a lot of sense! (And also makes me think she was being kinda sassy about her mum's writing 😂)

  • @jussietalks
    @jussietalks 2 года назад +51

    Oh my god I ADORED this series as a preteen. My step mom bought me the series in the post-twilight heat, and my mother was FURIOUS when she found out how *explicit* it was

  • @theycallmejodamo
    @theycallmejodamo 2 года назад +49

    As someone who read all 12 of these books (yes, there are 12 of them) because I don’t like leaving a series unfinished even if I hate it, I can attest that it doesn’t get any better. At all.
    You can definitely tell that they came from writing shitty romance novels before they tried this out. And I don’t even mean anything good. I mean like 50 Shades/women are only there to serve men and if they actually ENJOY the sex, they’re whores type shit…
    Like. To the point where they forget in like the very next book that their MAIN character is supposed to be 16 and underage…
    So yeah. Spoiler alert for that if you’re thinking of picking them up.

  • @dantefarge3369
    @dantefarge3369 2 года назад +328

    if this book was about a religious girl turned into vampire it would be much better (all her journey accepting herself/others/the existence of other gods like Nyx etc), like it would explain why she said she was becoming a monster. Also, instead of escaping she could try to not go to that place bc she prefers to die instead of turning into a vampire and when she sees nyx she could call her a false god and stuff like that. Also it would explain why she hates "slutty" woman so much.

    • @dstridesbeats8755
      @dstridesbeats8755 2 года назад +52

      You've already written a better book in this comment than they did in an entire series

    • @marwaessaadi
      @marwaessaadi 2 года назад +19

      it would be interesting but so controversial in this period of time I think… Since people will just think that the author wrote this to mock religions and to say that their God doesn’t exist and there are more than one etc etc

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 2 года назад +18

      @@marwaessaadi I think that the people who would have been offended by that, would have already been offended by this book as it is, as it already denies the existence of One Abrahamic God, so all they would have done would be to make the story more believable and engaging.

    • @marwaessaadi
      @marwaessaadi 2 года назад +4

      @@celinahatton2653 ohhh I see thank u

    • @ashleyyoung905
      @ashleyyoung905 2 года назад +1

      Your comments shows you would do a much better job at writing than the actual writers of this book series. If you wrote about this then I would happily read it since it would be more interesting.