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You all should do a reenactment of this robot chick skit of the storm trooper taking his daughter to work. It’s very funny and it would fit your all narrative. You all do a fantastic job with your Star Wars shorts. I watch each and everyone of them. ruclips.net/video/Cizlx6ODhuE/видео.htmlsi=6oJBhnN6yRMuGStC
“I happen to be the proud owner of a set of very informative, highly detailed, and incredibly illegal vintage Jedi trading cards.” Now I’m totally believing this is true! 😂
Yeah, Anakin and Padme did not hide their relationship half as good as they thought they did. I bet half of the order and 501st knew. What I am saying, all of 501st knew and half of 212th were suspicious.
@@seabass819 why else would Dooku attack Naboo not once but three times. First time with the virus, second with Grevious and third with assasination plot
Oddly enough even obi wan kinda sussed them out and considering the close relationship anikin had with his men especially Rex, it’s no surprise if even he and a few members of the 501st had some small idea of what was going on between the two, considering that obi wan did have relationships before despite being a Jedi
As a 50 year old former maintenance NCO who used to work in secured area, and now works as a civilian in other secure areas for the DOD, yep also laughing at the accuracy. Yes, as a maintenance tech/NCO I did offer my assistance/tools to the junior enlisted security personnel when they broke stuff because they got bored guarding the facility my team and I were working on that day, though my assistance usually boiled down to me saying "Okay, get out of the damn way, I'll fix this somehow, but later your telling me exactly how in the F*&^&*@# you broke this, and maybe I'll think about not writing it in my site maintenance report."
Also: “Ok, Is it badly damaged or just a bit chipped?” “Um, how many pieces does it have to be in to be classified as badly damaged?” “Oh my god.” “Do you have any glue?” “Why the hell would I have any glue??” “For Gluing things!”
"The trick is to clear mind. Don't let anything like a cramps or itches, or that urge to cough distract you... Ignore that urge to cough." LOL Who needs the Sith nor the Jedi when the old Sarge is the real master.
i had somewhat similar situation at work before. co-worker messed up and couldnt figure out why i was so calm at fixing their mistake. i simply said, "Cause i did nothing wrong" lol
I will say this again. These short vids are head and shoulders above anything being produced by Disney. Better story development. Deeper character development. More authentic look. Perfection.
Have to tell you all - I forward these to my children - I am an older man - but find this AFK - the best series on RUclips for Star Wars. The voices are perfect - and the animation is fantastic. Keep it up.
Awesome. Can you please make the next star-wars movie for Disney. Your writing, acting, special effects and basically everything is better than anything they produce
"Why aren't you panicking?!" "Because I still have two statues." I lost it. These are the most consistently funny Star Wars videos on the entire platform, no contest
they better not disrespect Padme near vader for their sakes, still i wonder if this episode will be a bit more morbid than the other episodes, either way i can't wait to see it! this has to be my favourite star wars show since the mandalorian and andor.
Your videos prove that great entertainment can be accomplished with great writing. There is very little action, but it's a blast to see these two guys interact even just standing there. It's like watching a comedic play. My only wish is for more of these scenes.
There are tremendous moments in one’s life that can never be repeated: accepting Christ, first kiss, first true love, holding first born child… Then there are the greatest moments that simply make one glad to be alive: watching AFK Star Wars videos tops this list so hard I cannot think of anything to put with it.
Sarg: you and 069 doin it or what 😏. FNG: DUUUUDE 😳. That is the most realistic level of guy talk I've seen in a while. And I'm willing to bet Sarg would probably try and set them up just to torture FNG.
Thank you guys for this video on this very day. Today is my mom's birthday. She passed in January and it's been pretty hard. I needed this to help have a smile and laugh on this day. Thank you so very much. 😊 May the force be with us all.
You have my most sincere sympathies, my friend. My mother left this world on December 7th, 2005. My father earlier this year on May 28. Anyone who has never felt this sting really have no idea, do they? I can tell you that you never really get over such a loss. Although the void is ever present in the back of your mind, the passage of time does make the burden easier to bear. Not because we love the departed any less, but through the strength they imparted to us, we learn to live with their absence. I offer my sympathies.
@@LarsonPetty thank you. And I offer my sincerest condolences to you as well. All we can do is teach the lessons to our loved ones and our children from our parents. Thank you again and I hope you are doing well.
THIS EXPLAINS ALL OF THOSE ANCIENT AND BROKEN STATUES!!!! Forget finding the Titanic, this is worthy of the Nobel Prize, the Stanley Cup, and Little Betty Lou's Spelling Bee First place ribbon (we all know she was taking performance enhancing drugs!).
3:55- *rant about the lack of safety measures* I dearly want a crossover with Imperial HR. Dolores having to deal with these clowns would be an absolute hoot! 😂
The reveal of the bust with the very judgmental look was perfectly timed. Possibly the best yet. Sergeant is an evil mastermind. It's like in a video meeting you mention how much video meetings make your nose itch..then wait to see how many people can't resist the suggestion.
This is a great episode you produced. Probably one of the most realistic the real life conversations two soldiers would have at a ceremonial site. The humor you put into these videos is not over the top, but accurate to what two soldiers would actually say. I love the line about Anakin and Padme.“Anakin Skywalker right..what… how do you Anakin Skywalker was? I happen to be the proud owner of a set of very informative highly detailed set of and incredibly illegal vintage Jedi trading cards from before the empire and they were totally banging there.” lol
I know whatever AFK does is so much better then what disney has been making... How is it possible a billion dollar company make star war seriesnso bad... Yet AFK makes me wish they were longer episodes... Thank you so much 😊
I first cant believe that i missed a episode of my favourite YT Show and secon cant describe how good this is. I love the conversations they always have and the little parts of character developing every episode has. Fr AFK youre the best
Better than the OG, prequels, sequels - or even some of the spinoffs. None of the childish elements are included. None of the bad dialogue is included.
HA! I Called it seeing a trooper next to statue's!!!!! Him and 069 are made for each other... Like the Vet and the Dummy thick Scout trooper lieutenant!
Fng and the 2 pieces of art had me on the floor, up to the final frame where it blacks out and he sneezes and you hear both art pieces fall. 😅 This is brilliant stuff.
Not their best one, but still loving AFK. I'd absolutely tune in regularly for content if this was a weekly show. Some of the best Star Wars content out there.
When they say... don't have an itchy nose. about time you guys updated!!!!! I do have a question for you, is there any tutorials on how to do shorts like this, cause I'd like to try my hand at it.
Wait this is hilarious. And accurate to actual soldiers. I love the grizzled vet and youthful overzealous optimist dynamic. Also that jedi trading cards bit is now canon.
God you guys are awesome! I wish I could learn Unreal like you all. Keep up the great work, I'll just be happy if my films are half as good as you guys.
@@RetroJack oh I know, the issue I have is I have a 5 year old laptop and a 2017 Mac I am trying to figure out why it’s running slow… but as soon as I have the tech, I’ll learn for surr
@@EpicallyCasual yeah? I’m just trying to figure out why it’s so slow… I upgraded it to 32gb. Had the ubreakifix place reinstall the iOS and it’s still slow
CoraSpank........laughing FAR harder than I should be. About the same reaction I had when Robot Chicken had the trooper on the can in the Hoth AT-AT reading a copy of NaBoobies
Thanks for joining us for another episode. If you'd like to further support the channel, please consider leaving a super thanks, or even signing up as a member on RUclips or Patreon - www.patreon.com/PeterHaynes Edit: There are two very deep cuts in this episode, and noone has got them yet, or if they have, they haven't commented. Lets see who gets them first :)
Any ideas for a Halloween or Holiday special? Maybe OG69 in a slave Leia outfit... With a trooper helmet..?
@@TheCreepercrusader 😆🤣
Amazing content👍❤️
You all should do a reenactment of this robot chick skit of the storm trooper taking his daughter to work. It’s very funny and it would fit your all narrative. You all do a fantastic job with your Star Wars shorts. I watch each and everyone of them.
ruclips.net/video/Cizlx6ODhuE/видео.htmlsi=6oJBhnN6yRMuGStC
Could you please add subtitles? 🥺
“I happen to be the proud owner of a set of very informative, highly detailed, and incredibly illegal vintage Jedi trading cards.” Now I’m totally believing this is true! 😂
Absolutely canon
“How many pieces does it have to be in for it to be classified as ‘badly damaged’?” I’M DYING! 😂😂😂
“WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE ANY GLUE?” “FOR GLUING THINGS”
I’ll bet the Rebels have glue.
@@russellh8702 "Gotta get through the day somehow." LOL
Yeah, Anakin and Padme did not hide their relationship half as good as they thought they did. I bet half of the order and 501st knew. What I am saying, all of 501st knew and half of 212th were suspicious.
They where so obvious even the separatist aliance knew about them.
@@seabass819 why else would Dooku attack Naboo not once but three times. First time with the virus, second with Grevious and third with assasination plot
@GrandHunter595Obi-Wan 100% knew, he just humored them
Oddly enough even obi wan kinda sussed them out and considering the close relationship anikin had with his men especially Rex, it’s no surprise if even he and a few members of the 501st had some small idea of what was going on between the two, considering that obi wan did have relationships before despite being a Jedi
@@hadesdogs4366we all know Satine and Obi Wan probably were also banging
As a 20 year soldier, i can't stop laughing at how accurate this is.
100% percent accurate representation of 24 hour staff duty.
This is totally how my dad was. That is, he was TK-FKU.
As a 50 year old former maintenance NCO who used to work in secured area, and now works as a civilian in other secure areas for the DOD, yep also laughing at the accuracy. Yes, as a maintenance tech/NCO I did offer my assistance/tools to the junior enlisted security personnel when they broke stuff because they got bored guarding the facility my team and I were working on that day, though my assistance usually boiled down to me saying "Okay, get out of the damn way, I'll fix this somehow, but later your telling me exactly how in the F*&^&*@# you broke this, and maybe I'll think about not writing it in my site maintenance report."
The writer is definitely a military veteran. 9 years army, these two stormtroopers act just like the typical army soldier
facts
Oh 100%.
Definitely field expedient in play 😆👍
Right I'm having flashbacks over this
“The bust broke”
“It’s busted.”
I love that!
Also:
“Ok, Is it badly damaged or just a bit chipped?”
“Um, how many pieces does it have to be in to be classified as badly damaged?”
“Oh my god.”
“Do you have any glue?”
“Why the hell would I have any glue??”
“For Gluing things!”
“It’ll end in tears.”
And just like that, this comedy short has a bunch of depth & backstory. Love this writing!
"Oh. Uh. Whoa. Wuh. Why aren't _you_ panicking?"
"I still have two statues."
"You're enjoying this aren't you?!?!"
"Heh ha. Immensely!"
FKU taking pleasure at FNGs expense is gold.
"The trick is to clear mind. Don't let anything like a cramps or itches, or that urge to cough distract you... Ignore that urge to cough."
LOL Who needs the Sith nor the Jedi when the old Sarge is the real master.
"So are you and O69 doing it?"
Subtle...yet classic.
This show is straight up art. Who agrees?
I still looks for something special visuals and I vs t see it.. 😂😂😂
Yep
"Queen Amidulala, amirite?" Thanks for the compliment, trooper! I'll put in a good word for you regarding the statue. Rumor has it I know your boss. 😉
"WHY aren't you panicking?!?"
"Because, i still have two statues."
i just love these two....
and the Empire....
and that fine queen....
i had somewhat similar situation at work before. co-worker messed up and couldnt figure out why i was so calm at fixing their mistake. i simply said, "Cause i did nothing wrong" lol
Having been in the military and having had to do a brief bit of ceremonial duty, I can sympathize with these troopers.
I will say this again. These short vids are head and shoulders above anything being produced by Disney. Better story development. Deeper character development. More authentic look.
Perfection.
Guy 1: I bet the rebels have glue.
Guy 2: Gotta get through the day some how
Have to tell you all - I forward these to my children - I am an older man - but find this AFK - the best series on RUclips for Star Wars. The voices are perfect - and the animation is fantastic. Keep it up.
The sarge finally got his revenge 😂
And he did not even have to move for it.
Awesome. Can you please make the next star-wars movie for Disney. Your writing, acting, special effects and basically everything is better than anything they produce
I 2nd that
I 3rd that.
That would be a SW movie i would actually be looking forward to rather than dreading what they f*** up next..
4th that
Stay posted for the announcement of future plans :)
"Why aren't you panicking?!"
"Because I still have two statues."
I lost it. These are the most consistently funny Star Wars videos on the entire platform, no contest
they better not disrespect Padme near vader for their sakes, still i wonder if this episode will be a bit more morbid than the other episodes, either way i can't wait to see it! this has to be my favourite star wars show since the mandalorian and andor.
I'm vaguely surprised that stormtroopers don't have standard issue adhesive to seal breaches in their armor in the field.
Their armor is disposeable...just like them.
@@xenomorphphantom8852ohohoho that's cold but true
I just realized finally that their names are TK-F*cking and TK-F*ck you, that is such a genius little detail
Close, FNG is Fucking New Guy
" why aren't you paniking" other trooper "because I have two statues" 😂 that had me crying!
Your videos prove that great entertainment can be accomplished with great writing. There is very little action, but it's a blast to see these two guys interact even just standing there. It's like watching a comedic play. My only wish is for more of these scenes.
I have to say the actors for these films are excellent! Thank you so much for making these.
Thanks mate .. beats the hell out of getting a real job.
There are tremendous moments in one’s life that can never be repeated: accepting Christ, first kiss, first true love, holding first born child…
Then there are the greatest moments that simply make one glad to be alive: watching AFK Star Wars videos tops this list so hard I cannot think of anything to put with it.
This series is absolute gold! This is the star wars I like watching!
Your talent is undeniable but your humor is pure gold!
Absolutely LOVE these! You should make a full-length movie! It would be better than Disney could imagine! Keep up the great work!
God I love this stormtrooper duo!!! Keep making these videos!
Knocked it out of the park yet again. I always play these little shorts whenever I need a little comedic pick-me-up, and the never stop being funny.
This is the best Star Wars I’ve seen in 40 years.
Sarg: you and 069 doin it or what 😏.
FNG: DUUUUDE 😳.
That is the most realistic level of guy talk I've seen in a while. And I'm willing to bet Sarg would probably try and set them up just to torture FNG.
Thank you guys for this video on this very day. Today is my mom's birthday. She passed in January and it's been pretty hard. I needed this to help have a smile and laugh on this day. Thank you so very much. 😊 May the force be with us all.
You have my most sincere sympathies, my friend. My mother left this world on December 7th, 2005. My father earlier this year on May 28. Anyone who has never felt this sting really have no idea, do they? I can tell you that you never really get over such a loss. Although the void is ever present in the back of your mind, the passage of time does make the burden easier to bear. Not because we love the departed any less, but through the strength they imparted to us, we learn to live with their absence. I offer my sympathies.
@@LarsonPetty thank you. And I offer my sincerest condolences to you as well. All we can do is teach the lessons to our loved ones and our children from our parents. Thank you again and I hope you are doing well.
@@christobaliancantu7112 And you as well, my friend.
The fact that the last moments were just sounds against a black screen just made it funnier. I’m dying. 😂😂😂
"Ok, I'll watch this before going to sleep, so I can go to sleep happy." Starts crying for laughter and wakes the whole damn house
Absolutely made my day seeing there was a new one of these out. Cheers, guys!
THIS EXPLAINS ALL OF THOSE ANCIENT AND BROKEN STATUES!!!! Forget finding the Titanic, this is worthy of the Nobel Prize, the Stanley Cup, and Little Betty Lou's Spelling Bee First place ribbon (we all know she was taking performance enhancing drugs!).
That "Hell no" had me spit out my out food and laugh so hard
3:55- *rant about the lack of safety measures*
I dearly want a crossover with Imperial HR. Dolores having to deal with these clowns would be an absolute hoot! 😂
The reveal of the bust with the very judgmental look was perfectly timed. Possibly the best yet. Sergeant is an evil mastermind. It's like in a video meeting you mention how much video meetings make your nose itch..then wait to see how many people can't resist the suggestion.
This is a great episode you produced. Probably one of the most realistic the real life conversations two soldiers would have at a ceremonial site.
The humor you put into these videos is not over the top, but accurate to what two soldiers would actually say. I love the line about Anakin and Padme.“Anakin Skywalker right..what… how do you Anakin Skywalker was?
I happen to be the proud owner of a set of very informative highly detailed set of and incredibly illegal vintage Jedi trading cards from before the empire and they were totally banging there.” lol
I'm a Geode. This entire video is just a future classic. But I haven't seen one of your works that I haven't loved.
"The bust broke" - I love this line because it is so simple and so typical of someone who doesn't take responsibility.
It’s busted
Wonderful. Clearly, FKU was enjoying this the whole time. :)
These are brilliant. Thanks to all of you for all of them.
Two days!?!?!? Fine! But, I am not gonna tell you I am happy to wait. (Thanks in advance for another high quality production)
You could always become a channel or patron member and watch it right now ...😁
Totally worth the wait! Thanks for the awesome video! 😂❤😂😂😂
Love this series. It should be a full show.
We need like a full movie of this. Leave some hour and a 1/2.
Had me and the gf laughing so much. Best part for me was "incredibly illegal vintage Jedi trading cards." 100/100
I love these two.
Im surprised their gaurd schedules are the same
I think FKU gets the posting and he's just so unlucky to have FN always show up wherever he goes
FKU is a Sergeant so I'm guessing FNG and 069 were assigned to his squad.
These two are just plain awesome! Could they be the same ones from the Mandolorain? You know the scene!
My goodness you guys are comedic geniuses this is one of my favorite videos hands down
I know whatever AFK does is so much better then what disney has been making... How is it possible a billion dollar company make star war seriesnso bad... Yet AFK makes me wish they were longer episodes... Thank you so much 😊
Absolutely brilliant. This made my crappy, mundane day at work much, much better.
Glad we could help :)
This is really funny! Also great animation. Hoping to see more!
That was Awesome thank you. I've watched every episode multiple times. Great work. I'm looking forward to the next.
This is Cable and Deadpool in stromtrooper suits and you can't convince me otherwise.
Very well written. Funny stuff. Good job.
Oh god that old man's just loving this torture event of his!!!! And so am I!!!!
LMAO! Thanks for another great video AFK, god I love it!
I first cant believe that i missed a episode of my favourite YT Show and secon cant describe how good this is. I love the conversations they always have and the little parts of character developing every episode has. Fr AFK youre the best
Best SW since the OG trilogy! You guys are doing great work!
What about the Precools
Better than the OG, prequels, sequels - or even some of the spinoffs. None of the childish elements are included. None of the bad dialogue is included.
@@Styphon I feel slightly offended
Considering the history of Naboo, and the larger Republic, some of those artifacts, yeah he going to be working overtime a lot,
That was awesome
Yall do a great job!
Thank you!
I'm not one to leave likes and comments, but you guys deserve it. This was so funny!
Very classic, very simple, totally awesome🎉
HA! I Called it seeing a trooper next to statue's!!!!! Him and 069 are made for each other... Like the Vet and the Dummy thick Scout trooper lieutenant!
Dear AFK,
You continue to show Disney how this should be done.
Frank.
Fng and the 2 pieces of art had me on the floor, up to the final frame where it blacks out and he sneezes and you hear both art pieces fall. 😅 This is brilliant stuff.
TK-FKU was my Dungeon Master back in a previous life. Dallas I love u man! your ol buddy Kev here!
This is freakin great! Thank you!
Not their best one, but still loving AFK. I'd absolutely tune in regularly for content if this was a weekly show. Some of the best Star Wars content out there.
Beautifully done.
This is funny as hell. Disney needs creativity like this. Top notch!!!
The Sergent is priceless ♡
these videos ar the best fan made SW on youtube. thnks AFK
When they say... don't have an itchy nose. about time you guys updated!!!!! I do have a question for you, is there any tutorials on how to do shorts like this, cause I'd like to try my hand at it.
Hiya, tutorials are on the very long list of things I mean to do, hopefully sooner rather than later :)
Lol let's face it, we all knew those statues were terminal the second we saw FNG between them ;)
“I’m a rock baby. I’m a geode.” 🤣🤣
Wait this is hilarious. And accurate to actual soldiers. I love the grizzled vet and youthful overzealous optimist dynamic. Also that jedi trading cards bit is now canon.
Just utterly brilliant as usual.
Thats the most accurate show about two soldiers i ever saw. I will show it my fellows the bext time i have to guard something
God you guys are awesome! I wish I could learn Unreal like you all. Keep up the great work, I'll just be happy if my films are half as good as you guys.
Unreal is free - start learning :P
@@RetroJack oh I know, the issue I have is I have a 5 year old laptop and a 2017 Mac I am trying to figure out why it’s running slow… but as soon as I have the tech, I’ll learn for surr
I started on a 2016 Mac :)
@@EpicallyCasual yeah? I’m just trying to figure out why it’s so slow… I upgraded it to 32gb. Had the ubreakifix place reinstall the iOS and it’s still slow
@@michaelcrouse9334 Looks like you have no excuse now! 😋
Imagine if Vader walked by during the Padme convo lol😂
Love everyone of these. So funny. Thank you
CoraSpank........laughing FAR harder than I should be. About the same reaction I had when Robot Chicken had the trooper on the can in the Hoth AT-AT reading a copy of NaBoobies
2:39 You know my pain TK FKU, you know my pain...
"I bet rebels have glue"
Yup,they do.
Love it, absolutely laughed my bum off. Been there, done that. Sort of. Bayonetted my finger. Long story.
This is so well done, reminds me of the first time I watched Red Vs Blue
Oscar award for "I saw it on CoruSpank"
Loved it. Great work keep it up.
TK-FNG: "The bust broke!"
TK-FKU: "It's busted."
TK-FKU is the kind of dry, terrible humour I aspire to.
3:40 that came out of nowhere lmaoooo
i was literally dying when he knocked over those statues, cant wait for more!
You made a grown man cry laughing. I hope you're happy.
I am.