I like how China builds amusement parks like they build their factories. The blandness of the building and the insufficient cold white lights gives a very weird atmosphere.
That was really creepy. It reminds me of the dreams I have when I'm in Disney World, but nothing is quite right or the way it should be. I remember riding its a small world in one dream and having to swim between rooms and the puppets being real close to the rails and some in the water. Eww, reminds me of this. Creepy.
@@mintytruffle69 so true, I remember sometimes having dreams of me being at Disneyland, and when I would wake up and remember my dreams, I would think that was nothing like Disneyland
maybe the "hanging baby" as they call it, was a random unused doll that might have to have been suspended in the air earlier in the rides development. Just my theory though
it took me a day to translate this entire song. heres the ENGLISH LITERATE lyrics. La la la la la la la la la. La La La La La Let Dachi tell, The sun, Let me tell you big step The moon. People moving, The story tells you, There is joy in the world Song children sing with you! We have a joyful world. Touching story. Happy singing. Passing chasing across five continents
... It's like the Chinese saw it's a small world and said: "We want this ride, copy this ride" and this is what they got and Disney decided to lend a hand and said: "Have our ride parts that no longer work and might be haunted!" BTW, if you haven't heard about the It's A Small World possibly being haunted, check it out.
And THEN all the lights go out... you hear nothing but the water in the ride... but you can't see a thing... except tiny glowing red eyes staring at you ._.
Update: I genuinely think the concept is positively awesome, even of the execution is less than ideal. It's very easy to think of this as a Small World knockoff (which to some degree, it is) and little more than such. It's absolutely incoherent despite the musical theme re-appearing on many occasions.
This is heavily inspired by It's A Small World, obviously. But I wouldn't call it a knock off. They actually went in their own direction by making the theme fairy tale stories. This took actual creativity. Some of those scenes were rather nice and charming. (Yes, the animatronics were pretty crappy, but the ride itself was decent)
Lyrics to the song in english: La la la la la la la la la. La la la la Let Oike tell, The sun, Let big step tell, Moon. The world is moving, The story tells you, There is joy in the world Song sing with you! We have a happy world. Moving story. Joyful singing. Passing and Pursuing Wuzhou Lianping
This is better than the other chinese knockoff and slightly less creepy since theres a tad bit more effort. Nothing beats the original Disneyland version though.
Okay now the lunacy of this ride makes me question how no 4-year old even saw this, saw videos of it, and ran from it bellowing the word aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I mean it's terrifying.
Oh boy and I thought the animaronics (and at least what look like props) at brer rabbit's burrow were terrifying but they look like something from My Little Pony in comparison to the ones at the joyland darkride.
La la la la la la la la la. La La La La La Let Dachi tell, The sun, Let me tell you big step The moon. People are moving, The story told you, there is joy in the world Song children sing with you! We have a joyful world. Touching story. Happy singing. Passing and chasing five continents
What’s really off putting about this ride in particular is the lack of lighting and the looping of the original song but little or no words. It is also out of sync.
6:34 the ride is haunted I would of jumped off the boat and swam out of the ride. Me on the ride: OH HECK NAW IM OUT!!!!!!! (Splash) I swam out the ride.
@3:25 the llama needs an old priest and a young priest! Dude, seriously! I want to use this plus the other video to compile a jumpscare vid. All of this sets the mood so well.
I went here to see the hanging kid but I got curious and watched the entire thing. The goat sounds in the beginning were so bad, there's a 360° rotating head somewhere in the middle, the lighting for the dolls are so weird. So this is supposed to be a fun ride?
*me at the beginning* " wait... A Small World... in space?!? China finally did something originala coolas fuck for once!" *me at the end of the ride* " it .... was.... beyond my ...EXPECTATIONS WOW!!"
Interesting how Joyland takes you from gloomy, gray Hokkaido (north Japan) through Hell and into Norway in less than 30 seconds. Definitely no joy for me in those lands.
6:30 ,So this is where the picture came from for "Disney Land 1999" on Mr Creepypastas channel
I was just about to say that lol
It's called a screenshot and photoshop
exact same image.
WHAT THE 6:30
I dunno, Adam and Sora, it's right there
I will never say anything bad about Disney's it's a small world ever again. Walt was a friggin' GENIUS!!!
I would agree too
本当にディズニークオリティヤバすぎる。同意しかない。これを初めてみたら泣きそう。10回以上乗りたくないな。
im not sure what's worse: the ride or the fact that nobody was there.
both
Lameashellcosplay I would ride it.
Probably came on a week day. Jin Jang Park is dead anytime other than summer.
@TechMasterJason i like the ride :(
@@Wellch same
THE WAIT LINE IS BETER THAN THE RIDE ITSELF!
mmhmm!
Haha Cool 😆😄😊
Copied Tokyo Disneyland’s it’s a small world
I agree
This ride is creepy. It's literally quiet most of the time. Awkward and creepy lol. That adorable little girl has more guts than me
Not to mention the GIANT "animatronics", most of them in creepy dim lighting :(
Just go at it’s a small world (NOT THE SCARY ONE) at Disneyland California
@@lamie2882 What is the scary one? I have been on It's a small world
@@lamie2882 マジックキングダムはないですが、それより怖いと思います。根本的におかしい。
3:19分苦手すぎる。
I think the beginning was a sign you are entering a twisted alternate universe.
Cronus Ampora ikr
welcome... to it’s a small back room....
@@53x016 LMAO
If only that were the case...
This knock off of it's a small world is super weird
The scariest part of the ride: The little girl wanting to ride again o_o
Yes... it was...
Oh god that’s horrifying
HOLDONTIGHT
Guys pause at 6: 30 of the video theres the hanging doll
That photo was Disneyland 1999 from Creepypasta
+Vanellope Von Schweetz™ 6:30
So THIS is the vid that started it all!
+Sebizzar yes
Vanellope Von Schweetz™ creepy 0o0
Vanellope Von Schweetz™ no days a human
6:31 See? It's just a doll. That was a pretty good urban legend though...
Tattletail that's yooouuuu
Touche
Stewie Griffin
And it's not scary because ITS NOT FROM REAL SMALL WORLD
that one creepypasta
I like how China builds amusement parks like they build their factories. The blandness of the building and the insufficient cold white lights gives a very weird atmosphere.
Except their real disneylands
I use to go there as a kid. Was alot of fun. Has some good rides but they stopped updating it so it's stuck with the late 90's Chinese vibe.
That was really creepy. It reminds me of the dreams I have when I'm in Disney World, but nothing is quite right or the way it should be. I remember riding its a small world in one dream and having to swim between rooms and the puppets being real close to the rails and some in the water. Eww, reminds me of this. Creepy.
That would make a great Creepypasta.
I know exactly what you mean!!!
@@mintytruffle69 so true, I remember sometimes having dreams of me being at Disneyland, and when I would wake up and remember my dreams, I would think that was nothing like Disneyland
OMG most accurate thing ever. this gave me a weird pit feeling
1:36 You have just entered The Twilight Zone.
That's exactly the sounds the tower of terror makes
6:30 it's the pic from the creepy pasta!
OH THATS CREEPY
Ron White and they thought it was from it's a small world
Well the REAL one that is XD
You can see that they also were trying to make knocoff Disney characters.
2:51 Beauty and the Beast
4:27 Little Mermaid
Theyre fairy tales
There's a Pinocchino too in 6:08
The lambs... they were screaming.
REALLY LOUD
Ear rape
Ear rape loud
@@cloudrz oh my God all that hurt my ears so much it’s not good for me to hear a screaming earache
@@s.singleton9604 2:10
maybe the "hanging baby" as they call it, was a random unused doll that might have to have been suspended in the air earlier in the rides development. Just my theory though
I forgot to mention that they forgot to take it down
it took me a day to translate this entire song. heres the ENGLISH LITERATE lyrics.
La la la la la la la la la.
La La La La La
Let Dachi tell,
The sun,
Let me tell you big step
The moon.
People moving,
The story tells you,
There is joy in the world
Song children sing with you!
We have a joyful world.
Touching story.
Happy singing.
Passing chasing across five continents
Yes!!! Thanks so much for translating, I've been dying to know what the song was saying 😊
cloclop no problem
cloclop Me too
Lol it have no meaning 🤣
6:34 Disneyland 1999
+The ATeach13 i wouldent be surpriseed if it was joyland 1999 or evan if that was a real child but this ride needs to be distroyeddddddd
ScoldyFTW Thats not a doll.....
ScoldyFTW pp
Probably represents a baby floating down. Idk
Precious Angela Tan your a baby
mom please do not take me here!
thanks for liking
What...The...Hell...* Cries *
Your profile picture really expressing this creepy ride.
The little girl said AGAIN 4 times... I hope you guys did ride it again...
china, you guys okay..?
... It's like the Chinese saw it's a small world and said: "We want this ride, copy this ride" and this is what they got and Disney decided to lend a hand and said: "Have our ride parts that no longer work and might be haunted!"
BTW, if you haven't heard about the It's A Small World possibly being haunted, check it out.
Dude this is haunted
Luckygirl except they did it in a creepy fashion
Small World ain't haunted...
Like there is Hong Kong it’s a small world and it’s sooooo much better, plz check it out
"There's a hanging baby up there!" -- LOL. That pretty much sums up that ride... a total nightmare.
"Terrible things" , " Tha heck is that noise" 😂😂😂😂
Obviously he doesn't care if he says some bad words in front of his daughter
Yeah
When I dream about Disney it’s a small world, I always dream about a nightmarish one and this is what I dream about 😂
Me to wtffff
LOL at "Pino-chino". I think the best part was when you asked the little girl if she liked the ride and she had this speechless look on her face HA!
Little kids does not have the evil imagination, they see only beautiful colors that move. Their mind still pure.
Why are there no other people?
6:30 The hanging baby is Disneyland 1999 from Mr. CreepyPasta.
Ded baby
@@s.singleton9604 is this creepy?
This is scary! I wanna get off the ride please
@TechMasterJason its not scary :(
If this ride broke down, everyone would have ptsd for years
10 year old me would've probably acted like I wasn't scared to impress the cute girls if there was some. 16 year old me now would have a heart attack
@@cloudrz 22 year old me would also have a heart attack
I got ptst in the 4th room
on March 6
i ride it in like 1 Mar 1
Getting stuck on actual small world would be creepy, but this would be even worse
TechMasterJason ..the rainforest?
@@TackyFlamingo i think they mean the goats at the beginning?
lyrics
LALALALALALALALALA
LALALALA
*(4 sec of scilence)*
YATAAMIGASA ADAYA DIATAATAIGASA
YEDEYA
INCHINIDIOUA DETI DATACINTA
WABAJIOJIAMINOBALADISHITIEEEQUONEQUIKOSHUN
BALADIQUOSHAN
SHUAVEENEUNASULEYA x2
😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😋😂😋😋
😂🤣😂😂😂
Elisabeth Guerrero What song is this?
@@nostalgictoysandmore2005 i translatd it but i lost it
Which means?
@@Antpeople1 i got it nevermind
"Ohh we're in hell..." x'D
ClearlyAwesome83 IKR
WHAT IS THAT CONTINENT THING
i found out nvm
Yes... we are...
"This would be awesome if it weren't for the weird smell..." LOL
Real small world smells amazing and nostalgic
NO IT WOULD NOT IT WOULD STILL BE CRAP
Weird smell maybe the kids bodies or brains are in the dolls
"Sum sorta hag on a boat" 😂😂😂😂
This is WAY better than the It’s A Small World knockoff in Suzhou.
If your wondering about the doll that’s hanging, it’s a my buddy doll.
Thank you 6:30
@@kimsunwoo_real No problem.
Looks more like a china fake doll then my buddy
6:30 is a picture used in the Disney 1999 creepypasta.
Ded dollllllk
Doll ded
Iykyk
If i was about 3 years old ( probably the age of that little girl ) then rode this ride I would be like "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE"
I feel like, if I were alone on the it's a small world ride and there was no music. that ride would be creepy AF too..
And THEN all the lights go out... you hear nothing but the water in the ride... but you can't see a thing... except tiny glowing red eyes staring at you ._.
fuck y'all , it's a small world is cool
Update: I genuinely think the concept is positively awesome, even of the execution is less than ideal. It's very easy to think of this as a Small World knockoff (which to some degree, it is) and little more than such. It's absolutely incoherent despite the musical theme re-appearing on many occasions.
I love how you descended into actual hell towards the beginning.
The hanging thing is there,im having goosebumps
Tim Burton or Stephen King couldn't have concocted this freakish dark ride any better.
This is heavily inspired by It's A Small World, obviously. But I wouldn't call it a knock off. They actually went in their own direction by making the theme fairy tale stories. This took actual creativity. Some of those scenes were rather nice and charming. (Yes, the animatronics were pretty crappy, but the ride itself was decent)
Yeah i wanna know what it looked like in the 90s and 2000s
imagine if you were riding and the ride stopped and it took them like 3 hours to fix it you would get nightmares lol
That is TERRIFYING. My poor Beauty and the Beast. ;_;
It's not as terrifying as the other one
Yeah also the other small world knockoff used Beauty and the Beast characters as well
I show people this video whenever I find someone in a video taking the creepypasta of the screenshot at 6:30 seriously. It bugs me so much.
Oh no that creeping me again
7:29 “Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect place...”
WRONG! "Welcome to Duloc, it's a creepy town..."
@@ClearwaterMK2there a 2 dulocs
1. Welcome to duloc such a perfect town
2. Welcome to duloc such a creppy town
7:30 I HAD TURNED THE VOLUME VERY LOUD ;_____;*earbleeds*
En00 Babah LALALALALALALALALA
LALALALA
YATAAMIGASA ADAYA DIATAATAIGASA
YEDEYA
INCHINIDIOUA DETI DATACINTA
WABAJIOJIAMINOBALADISHITIEEEQUONEQUIKOSHUN
BALADIQUOSHAN
SHUAVEENEUNASULEYA x2
En00 Babah don't you mean 7:21
En00 Babah 7:32
Excuse you but 2:16 was loud as fuck
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
WHO EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A RIDE?!
I like this ride
There's a reason why there was no line.
Oh okay jospeh
I'd take Small World over this any day.
Green Collar Drums we all would
Tiffany Marlow hiiii
kid : mom can we go to it’s a small world??
mom : no we have it’s a small world at home
it’s a small world at home :
You won’t stop saying no?
Alrighty! Let’s try the Chinese crazy Knock Off It’s a Small World!
Some of these were really nice.
Lyrics to the song in english:
La la la la la la la la la.
La la la la
Let Oike tell,
The sun,
Let big step tell,
Moon.
The world is moving,
The story tells you,
There is joy in the world
Song sing with you!
We have a happy world.
Moving story.
Joyful singing.
Passing and Pursuing Wuzhou Lianping
I retranslated the song,, that was close but still innacurate
This feels way longer than eight and a half minutes
6:30 there’s the creepypasta image.
This is better than the other chinese knockoff and slightly less creepy since theres a tad bit more effort. Nothing beats the original Disneyland version though.
When you try to create it’s a small world but accidentally mess up and make it terrifying
wow this legitimately might give me nightmares tonight...even though it looks like some that i've already had in the past
I love how to boats are just cramped up and staying there chilling like🙂🙂🙂
I've only ever ridden the original (in Hong Kong). This is honestly pretty damned good, and I feel really bad for liking the ending song.
I subscribed!👍
The Ending scene is great too!
It makes me happy
Your daughter enjoyed it. Looks like a hit.
The Entrance Music is Wonderful!
Yeah :)
Okay now the lunacy of this ride makes me question how no 4-year old even saw this, saw videos of it, and ran from it bellowing the word aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I mean it's terrifying.
Lyrics:
If you Chinese people
go into
a crazy ride, you WILL DIE!
here.comes Disney's.loyers
Chinese knockoffs are so like ridiculously bad that its like they TRY to be bad
SDGlambert5045 they suck balls! and they are scary sometimes too lol.
Throughout watching this whole video I was saying “nope”
THE BIZZARO SMALL WORLD of MY NIGHTMARES IS REAL! KRISTEN NO! YOU DO NOT WANT TO RIDE IT AGAIN! (tho she made me crack up at the end! Cute kid)
Oh boy and I thought the animaronics (and at least what look like props) at brer rabbit's burrow were terrifying but they look like something from My Little Pony in comparison to the ones at the joyland darkride.
0:42 The Wait Line Was Same like the its a small world in magic kingdom before the clock tower added
Maybe if they just add some music to the ride it wouldn’t be that terrifying
is this the tide with the hanging doll or person in the cieling
Yup, at 6:30
Leslygx3
Lol I love that the little girl wanted to go again. She loved it anyway.
Shanghai Disneyland needs to get a real 'It's a Small World'
YYYESSSSSS
6:30 the infamous small world hanging man creepypasta picture
Disneyland 1999!
TPR is going to get over 1,00,000 subs by the end of 2017!
MangieRapster he already has though
This ride was totally lost in translation.
I TRANSLATED IT
啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦啦 啦.
啦 啦 啦啦
让大池告诉,
太阳,
让大步告诉,
月亮.
人间有动人的,
故事跟你讲,
人间有欢乐的
歌儿跟你唱！
我们拥有一亇欢乐的世界.
动人的故事.
欢乐的歌声.
传追五洲樂注
La la la la la la la la la.
La La La La La
Let Dachi tell,
The sun,
Let me tell you big step
The moon.
People are moving,
The story told you, there is joy in the world
Song children sing with you!
We have a joyful world.
Touching story.
Happy singing.
Passing and chasing five continents
What’s really off putting about this ride in particular is the lack of lighting and the looping of the original song but little or no words. It is also out of sync.
6:34 the ride is haunted I would of jumped off the boat and swam out of the ride. Me on the ride: OH HECK NAW IM OUT!!!!!!! (Splash) I swam out the ride.
@3:25 the llama needs an old priest and a young priest!
Dude, seriously! I want to use this plus the other video to compile a jumpscare vid. All of this sets the mood so well.
Capt'n Joe no jumpscares
I went here to see the hanging kid but I got curious and watched the entire thing. The goat sounds in the beginning were so bad, there's a 360° rotating head somewhere in the middle, the lighting for the dolls are so weird. So this is supposed to be a fun ride?
Jin How i think its a llama in the entramce to the india looking part
Jin How LUCKYYYYYY
PEOPLE SHOULD RIDE THIS ON HALLOWEEN
Cutie Lps Production ...
Cutie Lps Production its cool n' all but... not for halloween. It aint scary
OMG FINALE'S SOUND ONLY VOCAL?
If I didn't have a reference point for most of this stuff, I'd be terrified.
kkokkkek3id77kix
6:29 Infamous creepypasta myth confirmed busted, the nightmare is over. Buy we still can't rest during this video.
8:14, Now you may rest.
whats the part at 5:10 and what is the spinning circles thing???
I KNOW NOW
If I ever took my dad here since he loves Its a Small World, he'll be TERRIFIED LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*me at the beginning* " wait... A Small World... in space?!? China finally did something originala coolas fuck for once!" *me at the end of the ride* "
it .... was.... beyond my ...EXPECTATIONS WOW!!"
6:30
Interesting how Joyland takes you from gloomy, gray Hokkaido (north Japan) through Hell and into Norway in less than 30 seconds. Definitely no joy for me in those lands.
Prof. George Werner IT BRINGS JOY TO ME!!!!!
This is legit terrifying
I can't believe you subjected your child through this XD