I Bought The Cheapest Supercharged Alpina B7 In The World - Project Chicago: Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • I bought a giant check engine light! That's right, finally Alpina on the channel. And not just any Alpina, it's the notoriously "reliable" E65 B7 with the N62 V8 engine. As you'd expect, it's quite broken and in need of TLC. Join me while we take delivery and inspect this 2-ton luxury rocket.
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  • @hempel8105
    @hempel8105 2 года назад +4285

    "What do you love about your job?"
    Delivery guy: "Revving cold, broken cars into the limiter and see the owners reaction. That always gets me"

    • @ubertalldude
      @ubertalldude 2 года назад +648

      I cringed so bad at that! Glad you yelled at him. Seriously what was he thinking that’s so incredibly disrespectful and unprofessional

    • @TheRazvy1990
      @TheRazvy1990 2 года назад +118

      @@ubertalldude he was 100% jelous......

    • @50apriliarx
      @50apriliarx 2 года назад +15

      Hahahaha golden comment 😂

    • @JackRR15
      @JackRR15 2 года назад +136

      @@ubertalldude For real what the actual fuck? There's no way someone is that stupid he must have accidentally mashed the gas or something there? Like there no reason for him to even rev it it's not his car or anything.

    • @tass2001
      @tass2001 2 года назад +175

      @@JackRR15 My assumption was that he was trying to give the "battery some juice", not realizing that's not how things work. Still, no excuse.

  • @MrSteveo114
    @MrSteveo114 2 года назад +332

    Your reaction to the delivery guy revving it cold is me in a nutshell, I actually burst out laughing because I would have reacted the exact same way🤣 Even when people do it to theirs or others cars it makes me shudder.

    • @th3orist
      @th3orist 2 года назад +14

      i could not laugh, i actually felt Sretens slight panic and anger

    • @XerxesGustav
      @XerxesGustav 2 года назад +22

      Especially since the delivery guy has no information on the history of the car. The engine oil could have been 5 years old. There could've been a bad head gasket, with oil/water mixed. The timing chain tensioner could have been bad, causing catastrophically failure if not babied. That was really, really unprofessional. Just gets me wondering what they do when no-one is looking.

    • @th3orist
      @th3orist 2 года назад +7

      @@XerxesGustav i rather dont want to think about what they do when nobody is looking. i also wonder, what if the engine would've blown up exactly in this very moment when he revved so hard...i assume his company would have to pay?

    • @JJMk3
      @JJMk3 2 года назад +1

      I would've turned the car off come back out and screamed back to him a BIG FCKKKK YOUUUU . I bet this mtfkr abuses his wife when cameras are off.

    • @JGARY92
      @JGARY92 2 года назад +1

      @@JJMk3 Exactly, a simple HEY HEY HEYYY would have been enough but like you said JJ he is an exactly that (what u said).

  • @SGuzz
    @SGuzz 2 года назад +134

    Lol'd at the parking sensor at 22:20
    Looking foward to this series, was a great episode!

  • @PaladinJenkis
    @PaladinJenkis 2 года назад +61

    "Ten Liters in, for our US viewers, thats 57 gallons"
    You got yourself a sub you crazy bastard! I am loving this!

  • @arabaciadamlar
    @arabaciadamlar 2 года назад +560

    Catching up from older videos, I seek more of this immediately. The effort given to content is superb. I believe he is livin the dream, it's a win win. Love the channel.

    • @abdullaabdullazade5761
      @abdullaabdullazade5761 2 года назад +4

      Your effort to your channel is also great Noyan Abi.

    • @ogulhaki
      @ogulhaki 2 года назад +3

      What a surprise to see you here Noyan abi. I'm glad to see you here as a another high quality content creator who I'm enjoying while watching their videos:)

    • @alcnatly41
      @alcnatly41 2 года назад +1

      Noyan abi👍

    • @MeatPez
      @MeatPez 2 года назад

      @e no

    • @hamdiiaydin
      @hamdiiaydin 2 года назад

      Kanalı uzun zamandır takip eden biri olarak seni de burada görmek büyük mutluluk noyan abi.

  • @FootToPedal
    @FootToPedal 2 года назад +332

    Absolutely love Alpina's, something so cool about them. $4,000 is a heck of a deal, but let's hope it can be fixed! Looking forward to more Sreten!

    • @lancerichardson8023
      @lancerichardson8023 2 года назад +7

      The 4000 dollar check engine line is GOLD!

    • @amammes
      @amammes 2 года назад +7

      At 4K per Alpina, give me two so I have spare parts!

    • @FootToPedal
      @FootToPedal 2 года назад

      @@lancerichardson8023 Ahaha a relatively cheap check engine light I suppose

    • @FootToPedal
      @FootToPedal 2 года назад

      @@amammes Same here!

    • @eddiemichael4333
      @eddiemichael4333 2 года назад +4

      4 k în dollars, plus shipping,vat,handeling în port,etc etc,that is easy 11-13 k în euros,just to have it in Germany.

  • @theoneandonly1802
    @theoneandonly1802 2 года назад +444

    4:20 Delivery Guy: So, you said the car has an engine problem?
    M539 Restorations: Yep!
    Delivery Guy: Let's see if I can make things worse for you buddy.

    • @tjk9263
      @tjk9263 2 года назад

      @@yahikovlog138 You have some nice JUNK IN THE TRUNK!....You definitely have 2 SCOOPS!!

    • @bavyerali
      @bavyerali 2 года назад +5

      sounded good tho

    • @JohnDoe-h5o4j
      @JohnDoe-h5o4j 2 года назад

      It won't make things worse, especially considering the fact that this engine apparently burns more oil than gasoline. But even if the engine was fine, it would be nothing wrong with doing that.

    • @henrik1743
      @henrik1743 2 года назад +1

      @@JohnDoe-h5o4j Please go rev up your cold engine everyday for a month if it lasts that long, imbecille

    • @JohnDoe-h5o4j
      @JohnDoe-h5o4j 2 года назад

      ​@@henrik1743 The fact that you proceed to insult people for no reason actually tells a bit about who is *really* an imbecile here. But the thing is that I've been revving my e39 530 like that since I bought it and it runs just fine. Same with my friend who has been *flooring* his turbocharged car the same minute he started it, and it's been running fine for years.
      But I guess you wouldn't believe that, I think you'd find more satisfying to keep regurgitating the myth that was popularized by people like you who don't know what they're talking about but they feel it's OK to insult people who won't buy their BS.

  • @ivmilicevic
    @ivmilicevic 2 года назад +187

    You won't be needing that new fancy lightning in garage with all those check engine lights glowing 😋
    Keep it up, this and Misha's E34 will surely be great projects

    • @TheMilenkata
      @TheMilenkata 2 года назад +8

      The E34 will be our winter entertainment

    • @msss1915
      @msss1915 2 года назад

      Hahaha, dobraa 😂

    • @viktorhuseinovic8412
      @viktorhuseinovic8412 2 года назад

      Nova keš himna kancge Alpina nemoj je pipas

  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage 2 года назад +90

    Hope yours goes better than mine!

    • @kdonchev
      @kdonchev 2 года назад +4

      You have prejudice against BMWs. Man can tell just listening you talk about them. BMWs can sense your fear or hate and ruin your bank account as a revenge.

    • @giorgofotopoulo2350
      @giorgofotopoulo2350 Год назад +3

      It's crazy that hoovies was here and noone noticed

    • @Epik-hm8ws
      @Epik-hm8ws Год назад +1

      It did not

  • @maxkreeft6605
    @maxkreeft6605 2 года назад +372

    Hey im a e65 specialist and know your problem by looking at the symptoms. Your eccentric shaft (valvetronic) has been worn out on both sides/engine banks as your throttle input is in fact the valvetronic motor turning this eccentric shaft pushing in or out the intermediate levers onto the valves creating variable valve adjustment. So everytime someone puts its foot on the pedal this eccentric shaft will be adjusted to the gas pedals electric position. These eccentric shafts wear out due to delayed oil service intervals. Replace the eccentric shafts on both sides with new needles from bmw and also the intermediate levers. The engine is starting rough because of a possible misfire due to one of the intermediate levers failing to make contact with the counter part in the valvetronic assembly. You can fix it temporarily by unplugging the mass airflow sensor near the right upper side of the radiator. When its unplugged the engine will run in safety mode and pushing all the valvetronic levers always 100% open/up instead of 0% closed. Then it wont misfire.

    • @M539Restorations
      @M539Restorations  2 года назад +137

      Thanks for the input! I found the issue, bank 2 exhaust side timing is off and chain guides smashed to bits. The eccentric shaft looks okay, not seeing any abnormal wear. If you have experience with the timing chain replacement, shoot me an email, might have some questions - m539restorations@gmail.com

    • @d1zguy864
      @d1zguy864 2 года назад +8

      Youre so smart!

    • @AV-mk1kz
      @AV-mk1kz 2 года назад +2

      Fantastic

    • @acourtneylawson2065
      @acourtneylawson2065 2 года назад +6

      You know your stuff..I own two e65s...you need a channel my friend!

    • @acourtneylawson2065
      @acourtneylawson2065 2 года назад +1

      @@M539Restorations mines is reading timing over advanced bank 2..🤔

  • @markomemarovic
    @markomemarovic 2 года назад +64

    The best RUclips channel that exists, thank you so much for uploading such a great content 👏👏👏👏

  • @507MPower
    @507MPower 2 года назад +46

    Just when you think this awesome channel can't get any better, Sreten goes ahead and buys a monstrous Alpina.

    • @legioner9
      @legioner9 2 года назад

      Hehe, true.

    • @neoklis-9484
      @neoklis-9484 2 года назад +1

      Γουστάρεις Άρη μου;

  • @flippy9133
    @flippy9133 2 года назад +136

    for how ugly the regular E65 is, Alpina did a really great job, it looks so good

    • @OaksCU1
      @OaksCU1 2 года назад +23

      I think the facelifted ones in general look pretty good. They fixed the front and did a good job of "hiding" the trunk lid design.

    • @oumaniac
      @oumaniac 2 года назад +1

      Or maybe you were just repeating others without really looking

    • @madisonbaker446
      @madisonbaker446 2 года назад +1

      I think the newer e65 are nice to look at especially sport ones

    • @RMFUNTIK
      @RMFUNTIK 2 года назад

      yes e65 is an ugly car

    • @oumaniac
      @oumaniac 2 года назад +1

      @@RMFUNTIK so is ur mom

  • @SmellsLikeGASOLINE
    @SmellsLikeGASOLINE 2 года назад +336

    I was too shy to admit that I appreciate the E65 facelift as well :} glad I'm not the only one. Nice package, be brave, you'll need to be as it seems!

    • @BXtremP
      @BXtremP 2 года назад +1

      Avoue, même si c'est une merguez, t'aimerais bien mettre tes mains dans le moteur histoire de voir qu'est-ce qui rend une Alpina si...spéciale? Lol.

    • @SmellsLikeGASOLINE
      @SmellsLikeGASOLINE 2 года назад +1

      @@BXtremP ça m'a l'air d'être une bonne galère quand même. Pourtant le m62 de base m'est plutôt familier.

    • @BXtremP
      @BXtremP 2 года назад

      @@SmellsLikeGASOLINE Oui c'est vrai que je suis impressionné par le travail d'Alpina, en soit rien de spectaculaire, mais disons efficace, et pour le coup le véhicule est plutôt discret, mais reste bien loin d'une version classique du modèle de base, et surtout bien loin aussi d'une simple version rebadgée.

    • @alexandruandreivasile5041
      @alexandruandreivasile5041 2 года назад +1

      A man of good taste!

    • @amarco5057
      @amarco5057 2 года назад +1

      Allons Hedi, tu vas bien nous en trouver une toi aussi, je suis sûr qu'il y a encore de la place sur le parking??

  • @RATB128
    @RATB128 2 года назад +38

    Now you’re talkin Sreten, having spent 16 years with BMW and some of those years as a Master Tech, I’m impressed with your skills and your attitude towards tackling this level of vehicle. Keep up the great content!

  • @KaliberCW
    @KaliberCW 2 года назад +71

    4:19 The best moment of this episode xD

  • @rodrigoleon-alvarez587
    @rodrigoleon-alvarez587 2 года назад +43

    I have a 15 minute conversation with the CEO of a start up I applied to coming up, seeing there was a new episode up greatly reduced my anxiety and got me to smile.
    Can't wait for the call to be over so I can watch this right after

  • @andreasu.3546
    @andreasu.3546 2 года назад +182

    "Why is he pedaling this early?" - Probably because his BMW broke down.

  • @Lasertrac
    @Lasertrac 2 года назад +19

    A man who even through the challenges or imperfections with a project can still get excited about what can be instead of what is and humble enough to inject humor into a situation. I salute you Sir. It must be why your subscriber list grows.

  • @professorharenmans
    @professorharenmans 2 года назад +883

    I was shouting at the screen when the guy revved the cold engine right along with you, truly unbelievable..
    Great to see an Alpina on the show though! Can't wait for all the repairs this car will need and already looking forward to the drive on the Autobahn!

    • @M539Restorations
      @M539Restorations  2 года назад +434

      Totally didn't expect him to do that. Properly pissed me off.

    • @professorharenmans
      @professorharenmans 2 года назад +14

      @@M539RestorationsYeah I can imagine!

    • @ElvianEmpire
      @ElvianEmpire 2 года назад +64

      @@M539Restorations I'd complain to the company considering it's a german company. at least to have it on record. even better if one of the people in the chain is a car guy.

    • @jimtaylor431
      @jimtaylor431 2 года назад +24

      I would have been fuming… how long had it even been sat on that transporter before revving it up from stone cold. Astonishing.

    • @bouncycastles1214
      @bouncycastles1214 2 года назад +26

      @@M539Restorations Why did he rev the engine? To charge the battery faster?

  • @joshuad1716
    @joshuad1716 2 года назад +421

    “That’s 57 gallons” 😂😂😂

  • @itsjustme9318
    @itsjustme9318 2 года назад +24

    My favourite episode ever!!! I am over the moon excited that you have purchased that amazing ALPINA!!! I will be counting the days until the next episode. To me this is a car you can't overspend on!! Very rare and collectable!!

    • @alexbrown1995
      @alexbrown1995 2 года назад +1

      And he bought it at such a good price! Really looking forward to this one. We should start laying bets on how much he will have to spend on it. I don't think it will be terribly expensive....

  • @amirelfou
    @amirelfou 2 года назад +19

    1 day after publication, you have 230k views out of 267k subscribers.
    If this isn't the mark of excellent content I don't know what is !
    Way to go Sreten! You rock

  • @mazpr2025
    @mazpr2025 Год назад +1

    Working on cars is no easy task, your sense of humor and optimistic approach is admirable.
    Thanks for these videos

  • @EndstyleGG
    @EndstyleGG 2 года назад +96

    I physically recoiled when he floored it right after turning it on, I wonder how many cars he has done that to before

    • @tamaninesauc
      @tamaninesauc 2 года назад +8

      @@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge that’s fuckin retarded. like childishly idiotic.

    • @blazbohinc4964
      @blazbohinc4964 2 года назад +20

      that cumstain 1000% revved the car when he loaded it on the truck. I assure you.

    • @MattyEngland
      @MattyEngland 2 года назад +10

      @@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge I've never done it to ANY vehicle, even a rental car. Anyone reving any engine when cold, should be IMMEDIATELY bludgeoned in with a blunt implement 👍

    • @bigfutus
      @bigfutus 2 года назад +3

      I blame the upbringing, some people aren't raised to value things in general.

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 2 года назад

      I'd say, every single car. And he knew a camera was on him!

  • @PYCCKNN86
    @PYCCKNN86 2 года назад +14

    You sir, are a total beast. I’m still sorting minor stuff out with my e39 m5 that I finally got back on the road after 5 years, and have an e34 and e32 to completely go through after that. I can’t even imagine taking on anything else right now. I don’t know how you do it, but keep up the good work. I’ve definitely picked up some knowledge from watching your vids.

  • @artandscience3863
    @artandscience3863 2 года назад +154

    I've nicknamed my neighbor "Loud Audi" because that's what he drives. Even on sub-zero days in the winter he starts his car and revs to 5,000 rpm repeatedly to warm the engine. The lack of mechanical sympathy drives me absolutely crazy, and I feel bad for whoever buys his once great S5 coupe once he's done torturing it.
    I share that just to say that I too yelled at my computer when that jackass revved your cold supercharged engine like he was trying to keep a balky string trimmer running. Awful!
    Great show, as always. Keep it up!

    • @martinbyrne5626
      @martinbyrne5626 2 года назад +8

      These morning revvers are telling us something about themselves

    • @thomasnowell
      @thomasnowell 2 года назад

      What are the risks of revving a cold (especially supercharged) engine? Does it ware faster or can you get a catastrophic failure?

    • @rnik8156
      @rnik8156 2 года назад +9

      @@thomasnowell its the ultimate stress for any engine, pistons are still dry and that high rpm reving destroys engine.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 2 года назад +15

      @@thomasnowell lubrication has been lost from most of the friction surfaces and joints due to gravity and the oil needs to warm up to thin out to get back everywhere it needs to. any metal on metal contact without that layer of oil is Very Bad.

    • @Unknown-vv1td
      @Unknown-vv1td 2 года назад +2

      2:27 "the hell is wrong with u"

  • @Chris_LSZO
    @Chris_LSZO 8 месяцев назад +1

    Found your channel 3 days ago and can't stop watching every Project. Wow!

  • @peterkalanyos
    @peterkalanyos 2 года назад +4

    Despite this one is the millionth video on this channel, happened to be one of the funniest episode so far. I'm more than happy that Sreten's sense of humor has not faded at all. And this B7 is such a beauty, can't wait to see it in its former glory.

  • @cvnis957
    @cvnis957 2 года назад +9

    Man, I want more! What a killer deal for that car. It has definitely made its way to the proper person for saving it from the scrap yard.

  • @seang5284
    @seang5284 2 года назад +11

    I have a story about the E65 Gear Selector:
    In 2009 I was working as a Technician at a BMW Dealership. Another Technician a few bays down from me had just replaced a Brake Booster/Hydroboost unit on an E65. Something went wrong, and the car had no brakes, or hardly any. He pulled the little dongle-shifter into drive, and the car smashed into his Snap-On tool box. He then accidentally got it into reverse (this is where it gets interesting) and backed over the lift arms, crossed the shop and smashed a Drinking Fountain next to the parts department.

  • @parptarf
    @parptarf 2 года назад +17

    The humor has always been good, but it's getting better and better. Love it!

  • @stevesbmwbarn5706
    @stevesbmwbarn5706 2 года назад +14

    Some helpful E65 pointers!
    When you are changing the headlights, be sure to change the angel eye LED bulbs at that point if you plan on upgrading them to the more modern white LEDs, as the angel eye bulb is located on the underside of the headlight unit and requires the entire headlight to be removed along with the front bumper.
    In regards to your interior heat, whilst the blower motors can fail, so can just the resistor pack attached to it which is a seperate part. If you are getting heat but no real fan speed, the other culprit can be the HVAC control panel which requires replacement. As you have the rear sunshade, be sure to choose the HVAC controls with the same part number as what comes out (as there is some bizarre difference).
    You have the chrome lined door handles, which means you have comfort access. These handles are notorious for failing, which can also result in a battery drain. It's unusual to see them all sticking like that, possibly from lack of use or maybe Texas heat. The door handles come out relatively easily without having to remove the door cards, but you need long tools to unhook the handle latch system through the access port on the side of the door (theres a few videos on it).
    You may find greasing them up frees them up. In regards to the comfort access, if you find it is not working on any door, you may have frayed cables in each handle which can be soldered back together. If the touch sensitive strips have failed, there is no repairing them.
    Last time I checked, the comfort accesss handles are upwards of €700 a handle, so you could be better off doing a comfort access delete.
    In regards to what you mentioned about the exhaust vacuum valve, i would leave it be. The valve reduces noise at lower rpms; sticking that valve open the whole time will induce a drone noise into the cabin which grows tiresome.
    The CD changers in E65 models fail all the time, pull it out and replace it with a Dension Gateway, it gives USB/Ipod/Bluetooth/AUX.
    If you press and hold the driver window shade button, all shades activate at the same time.
    Whilst you saw no blue smoke, be constantly on the lookout for it whilst driving or on longer journeys. It may not have shown in your idle test, but it might show under different driving conditions. Do NOT use BMW stem seals, use Elring.
    I used the Bimmerpipe valley pipe, 5 years on and still going strong.
    Good luck!

    • @Article_170
      @Article_170 2 года назад +3

      Your comment scared me away from BMW’s a bit lol

    • @Plexi36
      @Plexi36 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, the point is - don't use BMW valley pipe. There are better solutions already, that doesn't require you to tear the whole engine - instead you cut off the original pipe and replace it with a extendable one. Way easier, way cheaper - same effect.

  • @arnold5893
    @arnold5893 5 месяцев назад +1

    I came back to watch this series from the beginning. I wish I am able to do the same thing with cars one day.

  • @Rockport1911
    @Rockport1911 2 года назад +180

    Seeing that all the US- RUclipsrs carry these moneypits into the junkyard gets my hopes right up for this one :)
    That said, it looks like the previous owner looked after the car as much as his wallet could :)

    • @hectornecromancer5308
      @hectornecromancer5308 2 года назад +2

      Or as much as it can be done

    • @digitalrailroader
      @digitalrailroader 2 года назад +8

      If I remember correctly, Hoovie’s Garage had one and sent it to J&J Auto Wrecking after pretty much exhausting his patience with it at the Car Ninjas.

    • @jessemurray1757
      @jessemurray1757 2 года назад

      not true, just as many people save them as anywhere else, here in the states, albeit E36, E46 M3 and M5 and 80's cars are most popular. I would say that holds true for most of the world though. Most people don't restore the drivetrain though, they usually LS swap and i can't say i blame them.

    • @legioner9
      @legioner9 2 года назад +8

      @Rockpport1911: That's because most of the US RUclipsrs (regarding this type of content) are idiots.

    • @adhizzle9985
      @adhizzle9985 2 года назад +1

      @@legioner9 lol, I would love to do similar types of projects but it's just not worth it for me here. Aren't parts cheaper in Germany? Already have enough problems with my 400km GTI. Insurance is cheap...but if I get hit I'll get $2-3k max, if that.

  • @GBO76
    @GBO76 2 года назад +43

    I really like your recent "vintages" cars projects, but I have to admit that, with that Alpina you have all my attention !

  • @Nikonzeiro
    @Nikonzeiro 2 года назад +8

    Congratulations on saving this magnificent B7, the car is amazing. Hello from Brazil!!!

  • @robblaauboer5862
    @robblaauboer5862 2 года назад +1

    I have driven 325i compact for 18 jeans……….and still in love on BMW….. my compliments how you handle and repairing these great machines….. thank you for all the uploads…… greetings from Holland

  • @M539Restorations
    @M539Restorations  2 года назад +4

    Part 4 - ruclips.net/video/lb8DY75oEQI/видео.html

  • @MikeyRMG
    @MikeyRMG 2 года назад +10

    "guess who's gonna rock Puff Diddly on the way to work???" definitely up there in the higher rankings regarding the best quotes said by any human ever...

    • @MP-Fin
      @MP-Fin 2 года назад +1

      I laughed out loud at that!!

  • @JaimeMacDonald
    @JaimeMacDonald 2 года назад +19

    Absolutely one of my favorites. In Alpina kit it is a gorgeous understated mile muncher! Glad to see it being saved

  • @JustinVerlander35
    @JustinVerlander35 2 года назад +9

    Streten, in that bulletin they say you have to change ALL FOUR camshaft position sensors and the crank position sensors and reset adaptations. Now there is an update to that bulletin for how you reset the adaptions. In insta, it’s something with resetting the oil life counter on that. But it’s only in the UPDATED version of that bulletin you referenced. The only reason why I cannot stress doing all of those sensors and resetting adaptions is I almost put an engine in a customer car I was trying to diagnose for this EXACT issue. I checked timing, I checked the motors, I did everything. Car ran great too. But it would throw those faults and a fault for timing being a tooth off. I did all four camshaft sensors and the crank, did the adaptions reset and it was perfect. If I had work tomorrow I’d get you the updated bulletin number for that one you were following but follow that before you rip those valve covers off. They are a MAJOR pain in the fucking ass.

    • @M539Restorations
      @M539Restorations  2 года назад +8

      Thank you. Good to know! Will do that before removing valve covers. Edit: I found how to reset it with ISTA, will try tomorrow

  • @wojtekszazawski4111
    @wojtekszazawski4111 2 года назад

    I love that when you make a video its like a whole picture not some parts cut into 10 minutes without anything interesting on its own going on like some RUclipsrs do

  • @jundialhaqiqa9907
    @jundialhaqiqa9907 2 года назад +1

    I like this project, it isn't something I'd mess with but I do learn alot from watching you tinker with it.

  • @Helgi1979
    @Helgi1979 2 года назад +27

    Clogged oil feed lines for the eccentric shafts cause pre-mature wear on the shafts. Best way is to inspect the shafts for "grooving" where the intermediate levers make contact and the most typical spot is when the shafts are in idle position. But you have probably already researched that :P But good luck and love the videos :)

  • @brensvideo
    @brensvideo 2 года назад +9

    Ah great to see an Alpina B7 been restored to full health by the genius himself. Every video I watch gives me a lesson or 2 or 3. So keep up the great work and i wonder by how much you cant chop off that 11k estimate. 👍👍👍👍

  • @kejefelcz
    @kejefelcz 2 года назад +217

    I felt a sudden wave of pure hate towards the lorry driver for what he did 😡🤦🏻‍♂️. Like as if it ever helped.

    • @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor
      @LorenzoCalgaryRealtor 2 года назад +1

      Imagine how many asshat lorrie drivers do this.

    • @jihadiijoe
      @jihadiijoe 11 месяцев назад +3

      Call Down he didnt know 😂😂😂

    • @musicislife2601
      @musicislife2601 9 месяцев назад +1

      What are you talking about dipship

  • @azzii586
    @azzii586 2 года назад

    I'v just finished restorations of my E66 B7. Your videos are really dynamic! ^^

  • @bassbeetz
    @bassbeetz 2 года назад +1

    I’ve had the fortunate pleasure of spending 2 weeks with a 2013 B7 that my friend lent me. What a fast cruiser it really is. Other than lots of little assorted problems, it’s main issue was eating wheels like PEZ. He had some wheel insurance warranty, and used it 4 or 5 times. Small bumps=Alpina shrapnel. Beware, and have fun!

  • @watchfreaxx
    @watchfreaxx 2 года назад +4

    Best present for a long 4-day weekend! Thanks for the video!

  • @stefang1087
    @stefang1087 2 года назад +8

    I'm not in a hurry to get old, but from now, to next time, time can only go too slow 🤓
    It's always a pleasure watching your videos, because of the tremendous amount of work but also because of your humor.
    😎👍🍻

  • @joshuad1716
    @joshuad1716 2 года назад +47

    oh man that truck driver gave me ptsd of a driver who told me he knew how to drive a stick trying to load my m3 on the back of his truck....i can still smell the clutch burning :(

  • @curvs4me
    @curvs4me 2 года назад +54

    Sretus Maximus, I can't wait for the day when you start building your own motors. People total Alpinas for valve seals because of the labor involved. Doing heads over is pretty straightforward. Many of the tasks you've taken on are as complicated or more so. Most peeps are scared to death of J-K-tronic but you jumped right in. I love it. You set a good example for everyone. Do your homework and go for it

    • @1SNITCH
      @1SNITCH 2 года назад +3

      I did the valve seals on my B7 with 137k miles. It was a PiTA but as long as your patient because you can’t hurry this job, it’s doable

    • @curvs4me
      @curvs4me 2 года назад +1

      @@1SNITCH awesome

  • @danb3888
    @danb3888 2 года назад

    Upper timing case gaskets, valve cover gasket set and alternator bracket will all need replacing to cure leaks, as will vacuum pump seals. Replace the oil pressure sensor at the same time as they go bad and leak oil through the wiring sleeve. Coolant transfer pipe can be fixed using 32mm aluminium pipe carefully turned down to fit (which I did by spinning and gently sanding the diameter), then fitted using loads of appropriate sealant on the inside of the valley pipe and outside of the stent pipe. Nice engines to work on, to be honest. Did all this to my 645Ci last year and took me a total of about 20hrs across 5days. You can replace alternator bracket gasket by releasing engine mounts and lifting the engine using a lifting beam across the engine bay, then accessing the alternator and bracket from through the front.

  • @williamhardes8081
    @williamhardes8081 2 года назад

    that would have to be one of the best exhaust sounds i have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!! i keep going back to it!!!!!!!

  • @sirremusrobinson1070
    @sirremusrobinson1070 2 года назад +4

    That's a badass car. I truly appreciate you working on this, and I feel this is one you'll keep not sell. I look forward to the next installment!.

  • @Snarl616
    @Snarl616 2 года назад +8

    I wish it was the one that Hoovies Garage scrapped months ago, but I know that came from Kansas.

  • @EtuX95
    @EtuX95 2 года назад +9

    Have fun with the valve cover gaskets, really tight job atleast on the 5 and 6 series. I had the integrated power module go bad on my 545i, it had a bad solderings inside. Also noticed when i had the 545i that the n62 is also very picky about oil quality and right viscosity. I had lots of issues with valvetronic and random misfires at first, then changed oil grade and viscosity to manuafacturer specific, fixed all vacuum leaks, pcv diaphrams and set minimum valve lift back to the original with ista. The coolant pipe is quite easy to change just remove wiring and intake and there is lots of space to install the collapsable coolant pipe.

  • @thefreshprinceofheaven
    @thefreshprinceofheaven 2 года назад +2

    I am not ashamed to say I have watched this video twice. Didn't know I love Alpinas this much

  • @javierdesande9620
    @javierdesande9620 2 года назад

    His videos are getting better and better. And he is gainning followers increasingly fast. So happy for streten, he definitely made it!!!

  • @teromarjamaki
    @teromarjamaki 2 года назад +5

    0:30 made my day!! 😅 And it's actually one cool looking car!

  • @julietoozie
    @julietoozie 2 года назад +5

    Watching your productions is truly delightful--I eagerly await your next one.

  • @Markoboy99
    @Markoboy99 2 года назад +6

    The parking sensor scream cutoff was perfect

  • @PMAC-dx2ts
    @PMAC-dx2ts 2 года назад

    I agree. The stock window tinting is perfect. The tint that blacks out the windows detracts from the overall style.

  • @geoffcapeschamp
    @geoffcapeschamp 2 года назад +1

    This episode is even more action packed and zaney than normal, I love it. Such good entertainment.

  • @hazelcox5855
    @hazelcox5855 2 года назад +5

    There's this thing for people who enjoy early mornings as much as you.
    It's called
    Coffee.

    • @chrisp.2544
      @chrisp.2544 2 года назад

      Or Cocaine. That is what the rear seat trays are for right? Might not work so well in this beast.

  • @Mtndewplus
    @Mtndewplus 2 года назад +6

    Truck driver: revs a cold engine like a lunatic*
    Sreten: “Ima bout to end this man’s whole career”

    • @DueVolvi
      @DueVolvi 2 года назад

      Almost gave me a heartattack!

  • @Pabl0_88
    @Pabl0_88 2 года назад +24

    Funniest episode so far. Holy crap thanks for saving the day!

  • @jreererer8490
    @jreererer8490 2 года назад +7

    The delivery guy revving the ever loving shit of the car right after starting it ice cold was so frustrating

    • @lawnmowerdude
      @lawnmowerdude 2 года назад +1

      Everyone knows the battery instantly charges when you rev the piss out of it.

  • @alxm9617
    @alxm9617 2 года назад +61

    oh man when he started revving it a part of me died...

  • @Jacob-th7do
    @Jacob-th7do 2 года назад +6

    Diagnose dan just did a very helpfull video on diagnosis on the valvetronic system might be worth a watch and could help give you some troubleshooting ideas.

  • @dillanmistry
    @dillanmistry 2 года назад +4

    That’s the best looking e65 I’ve ever seen

  • @curtisaxel4291
    @curtisaxel4291 2 года назад

    I understand that arguing about choises is pointless, but man, for me E65 is just GOAT, love it so much
    Truly a leap of generations, I'd say this is a last great "old" BMW in terms of design
    Thank you for working on this car, I feel honored to watch this

  • @ebblis07
    @ebblis07 2 года назад

    That Alpine is a jewel. Im glad you brought her back to life!

  • @StephenJohnson-jb7xe
    @StephenJohnson-jb7xe 2 года назад +6

    I watched Tyler give up on his B7 and sell it to a wrecker and it made me really sad, it also made me think of you and whether you could revive it.

  • @IncognitoX8
    @IncognitoX8 2 года назад +16

    26:36 Sreten, I'm impressed thet the guy, with the cleanest cars, and always fixes all things broken on them, then decides to have the dirtiest and most broken laptop in the world! Maybe, it's the evil twins laptop? :D

    • @jdmfreak22
      @jdmfreak22 2 года назад +3

      That laptop isn't a BMW now is it? :P

    • @readyplayer2
      @readyplayer2 2 года назад +3

      Much of the BMW diagnostic software will only run out of the box on ancient versions of Windows; I had a similar crappy old laptop running Windows XP that was dedicated to car diagnostics and similarly stained and worn.

  • @Zodiam.
    @Zodiam. 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sure this will be my favorite project after the E60, this is going to be awesome!

  • @idkdrew
    @idkdrew 2 года назад

    Had the pleasure of detailing a purple B7 last week, sweet car

  • @user-tt2di3bh5n
    @user-tt2di3bh5n 2 года назад

    Great video as are all of your videos! I have a 2007 E66 750Li and absolutely love it! Just turned 80k miles and no check engine lights yet!

  • @persistencewins
    @persistencewins 2 года назад +5

    Sreten, I would call this car: "the beauty and the beast"... As far as the coolant leak, you can do it for sure.
    I got the same engine and it had the same issue. I bought the AGA repair kit and did it at home. I highly recommend to do the valve stems replacement in case its needed when replacing the cooling pipe. REMOVING THE COOLING PIPE PAN, DO NOT USE A DRILL TO REMOVE THE 10MM BOLTS, CUZ THEY CAN BRAKE EZ AND IT HAPPENED TO ME. The only reason why it took me a little longer cuz I had to remove the broken piece and retap but no longer than 7 hours. Keep it up and thanks for sharing with us.

  • @marktolner2922
    @marktolner2922 2 года назад +4

    Great car! Be careful with the CD magazine drawer. Just eject the magazine with the little square button that you will see if you look carefully inside and then remove it fully and then push it back in until it grabs it and pulls it in and then wait for quite a while while it reads all the discs or checks that the magazine is empty and then after all that, the the door/flap will close by itself. Be very patient ...

    • @juggnautbitch
      @juggnautbitch 2 года назад

      Yeah it takes a minute. The one in my e60 takes almost a minute from inserting the magazine to read the discs and then play.

  • @karloanttila
    @karloanttila 2 года назад +9

    I had the valley cooling pipe replaced on my 2008 650i. The dlr quoted $9,000; I bought a legit collapsable aftermarket pipe for $900+$600 labor by moonlighting Master BMW tech. Prost!

  • @idpfilm
    @idpfilm 2 года назад

    Sreten - why would anyone put a negative on here - Its Great Stuff you do, you even admit you have not come across certain things, and its new - most others would be gun hoo and says they know everything ! - you are genuine and honest in everything you do !
    WELL DONE FELLA - theirs a lot like us who look forward watching your journeys progress every week - with new content.
    We at IDP FILM know it's only a matter of time before you have a TV show aired - we know from Quest TV they seem to be taking an interest in this already - The Skys high Sreten - you keep going Fella - Just Excellent !
    .

  • @alincurut
    @alincurut 2 года назад +1

    I'm so glad you get such special cars Sreten! The engine sounds truly amazing! Can't wait for it to sing on the autobahn!

  • @shehan483
    @shehan483 2 года назад +5

    Just a little tip from a fellow E65/E66 owner thats done a lot of engine work on my N62B40TU and other N62's- Viewing Vanos adaptations though inpa will give you a reference position of the vanos adaptations on a coloured gauge. Double check they are in the green. if the adaptations are in the red or borderline that can mean there is excessive wear in the timing set (chain stretch, failed guides or tensioners). This can cause similar errors as well. Easiest is to check the timing chain tensioner as for bank 2 it is accessible from the top and its the bank you have your errors in.
    Regarding the excessive power draw from the vanos motors, one possibility can be the 4 needle bearings along the eccentric shaft, I have seen a few that have seized (usually sludgy engines, or mistreated engines (revving when cold) ) or a bad earth/pinched wiring in the DME box.
    I'm a huge fan of your work and I'm excited for the future of this project. Good Luck! and let me know if I can ever help :)

    • @acourtneylawson2065
      @acourtneylawson2065 2 года назад

      Owned 2 e65s with the n62b44 engines..throwing code for "timing over advanced on bank 2"...tried everything except replacing timing guides or anything timing related..replaced all cam sensors though..on cold starts idles very badly..oil control valves are fine..any suggestions?

  • @MapOfEurasia
    @MapOfEurasia 2 года назад +4

    Awesome video Sreten! Can't wait for the next one! Lovely B7!

  • @jaimykok6533
    @jaimykok6533 2 года назад +26

    My god i can imagine the panic the owner must have had when he saw that bill. Owning a BMW is scarier then all of halloween combined sometimes

    • @1SNITCH
      @1SNITCH 2 года назад +6

      My bill on mY B7 was $9k for valve stem seals. You simply just do it yourself

    • @Dmxravin
      @Dmxravin 2 года назад

      @@1SNITCH I dare you to open up the new b48/b58 engines

    • @1SNITCH
      @1SNITCH 2 года назад

      @@Dmxravin no thank you. I’ll stick with my B7

    • @mattbudesa6351
      @mattbudesa6351 2 года назад +2

      @@1SNITCH Yeah. Real simple. Lol

    • @1SNITCH
      @1SNITCH 2 года назад +2

      @@mattbudesa6351 valve stem seals are just time consuming. You cannot rush the job. You have to have a lot of patience. I did not remove the camshaft. I used a special set of tools to go around them. The only problem I had encountered were when the Valvetronic guides slipped off its tension spring. That was Not easy clipping them back on. I had to wedge a V like tool to mount the guides back on with a lot of force. Made my old ass (50 year man ) cry. Lol

  • @akashtalon
    @akashtalon 2 года назад

    Great video, i own two ...yes not one but two 760li's of this era . Appears we both love the pain of making these cars wonderous again. Would love a B7 some day.

  • @motorpsychohead
    @motorpsychohead 2 года назад

    I am writing this while watching this video. I had a 2002 745i, still regret selling it. I know people are hating this gen of 7 but I don't. It didn't have blue smoke or coolant problem but it had alternator ( oil cool ) gasket leak and transmission pressure seal broken. Some more other issues here and there but in general I would buy it again! Since this video of yours, I decided I will look for one i near future !

  • @TheHmmisee
    @TheHmmisee 2 года назад +5

    Oh boy, have worked on this engine. You're in for A LOT of fun. Enjoy hahaha

  • @McMaster1500
    @McMaster1500 2 года назад +23

    ''Giant check engine light'' just like every VW/Audi

  • @BMW2002M10
    @BMW2002M10 2 года назад +32

    "What the hell is wrong with you!" 😂😂😂 he's just an clueless fool

    • @halogod0298
      @halogod0298 2 года назад +5

      Probably an old-school dude, old cars idle better after you give them some revs.

    • @BlueXonar
      @BlueXonar 2 года назад +4

      @@halogod0298 Not ALL the revs!

    • @halogod0298
      @halogod0298 2 года назад

      @@BlueXonar true, he did put it in the ketchup 😂

  • @thomasmoore2695
    @thomasmoore2695 2 года назад

    Thank you for giving that guy the business for doing that beauty that way...he drives other people's cars like that.

  • @JaghataiK
    @JaghataiK 2 года назад

    This car used to be parked at a body shop next to my kid’s Montessori school! Can’t believe it randomly showed up in a video on my YT recommendations!

  • @really_swaggles
    @really_swaggles 2 года назад +6

    22:26 I died laughing jesus that screaming BEEP got me

  • @Yo_AB_Breaks
    @Yo_AB_Breaks 2 года назад +5

    I'm an adult male. Sreten shot me back to being 10 with that insta-anxiety inducing "dad yell." You know, when you're just sitting there, seemingly not doing anything wrong. And dad's yell pierces the silence because you're playing with a still sheathed switch blade you found in an area that was off limits and you have no idea what it is? Damn Sret, thanks for the mems! hahaha

  • @iandonkin6762
    @iandonkin6762 2 года назад +4

    Great (brave) purchase, but irresistible at the price. Really looking forward to seeing you sort this one out 👍
    Chris Bangle has much to answer for on the design front however - as with the excellent E39 becoming the E60, what was he thinking of when penning the replacement for the beautiful E38?
    And the delivery driver - he should be sacked!

  • @RandomYoutuber1023
    @RandomYoutuber1023 2 года назад +1

    😀 7:04 I can't believe he actually ate the paint! You had me laughing my ass off at a meeting!

  • @radosevic3972
    @radosevic3972 2 года назад

    4k for any alpina is like getting lottery, good luck with the project. Cent wait for next episode, subscribed with notification on!

  • @DANGLERSSNIPERS
    @DANGLERSSNIPERS 2 года назад +8

    The "coked-up business man" must hate this car! Absolutely love the channel, hope to see more Alpinas in the future