After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it. It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.
Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽
Chris has really gone full throttle with this bit.
Foxworth sprinkled in was amazing. Ice cream paint job. Le Batard lecturing security by the pool also amazing.
This show is the fuel I need to get through my day.
got that right, I'm on cruise control at work for those 3 hours.
Man Chris exhausted a lot of jokes.
After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it.
It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.
I hope they never pump the brakes on this segment
Yeah... they showed those girls at the pool and my crankshaft was spinning around and around, around and around
@@easygoing2479 When that executive was arguing with him I thought he was gonna blow a gasket
Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽
This guy really revved up the show with his under the hood analysis.
The jazz hands are killing me 😂
"Kickin tires and lightin fires!" "Uh... yeah... I don't know..."
“It’s a talking battery”
For some reason Jorge saying this made me lol so hard
Who gon be riding in that 64?!? 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost my shit when I heard that live 🤣
You ghost ride that thang?
Shhhhhhherbet? On the coat, candy red/peanut butta on the inturrrrrrrr
Who gon be ridin on candy painted slab 🤑 2:08
Fast Chris so underrated
I lost it at Masvidal's reaction
Jorge sounded like a stoner coming to terms with what he thinks he's seeing😆
Wow, I have never talked with a battery before! Lol
"in revved up...like a car with an Advanced Auto parts battery in it"
😂
This is my favorite Super Bowl week they've ever done. Masvidal's reaction to seeing the car battery had my crying.
Best newest edition to the show ever I'd say of all time.
Thank you life for bringing me this show
WHO GON BE RIDIN IN THAT SIX FO
🤣🤣
Holy bleep if anyone ever accuses Chris of benefitting from nepotism again I’d present to you the 3-day replay of Advanced Oafoparts
Where was Chris??
"I'm Chris Cote, ESPN"
At first wasn't feeling Chris but quickly grew on me. Then I meet/seen his pops and was like, it all makes sense 😄
Thank you for capturing this for posterity. I thought it was a fever dream
The swaying and jazz hands were always freakin hilarious
This bit went into overdrive!
Man, that first take segment really took a turn
I now remember life in two ways: BB and AB Before Battery and After Battery.
This has been the best part of the show all week
“It was more street than I expected it to be” 😂
This talking battery all week has revved me up! It made me feel like a freshly changed cabin air filter
This was so hilarious to see on video
“Who it is D, who it gone be?” Hahahahahahahsjsjsjsjdjshhahshdhdhshahshahahhshshahahah
When Dan asked how he felt on a scale of 1-10, I was really hoping Chris would say he was somewhere between a 10 and 2
That security guard is a Show Killer!!!
I'm glad this is posted... while listening today my imagination was running on fumes
6:20 Mike “Dan’s in a happy place” right as a security guard walks up
This is why Dan has the absolute best show ever. Lmfao
"Liked" before viewing. No way i regret this like.
Candy painted Slab. Didnt realize the battery was from H town. Nice
Peanut butta in the interrrrrrrr 😂
I'm The Battery.
ESPN
This has been gold all week
Dan. First Take producer. Collision course.
And if you need help with your car after a collision, visit Advance Auto Parts.
My level of nervousness would've gone from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.
They recanted this story on the show this morning and I had to rewatch this excellent montage. Thanks so much for putting this together!
If anyone asks me why I love this show, I'm just going to send this video with no further explanation.
Only 37 seconds in, and I spit out my coffee while laughing. Miami native living in SW Ohio. Any other listeners around me?
bcrone821 southwest Ohio?
Christopher Patrone Jr. Cincinnati prolly
Justice for Chris cote
Such a great idea of all involved to do this. Only thing that could have made it better was the car battery actually being on radio row.
Need a bit once a week with the battery!!!!! Love it !!!!!! Make this happen!
2:07
LMAO WHAT!?!?
Sherbert on the coat... candy red.... peanut butta on tha interrrrrr 😂😂😂😂
Vroooom vrooom vrooomm!!
I bet that's why ESPN fired Chris. So funny!
"Does the Advance Auto Parts Battery look like Adam Gase in happier times?"
When everybody is firing on all cylinders like this, Dan can just kick back and put the show on cruise control.
The beginning of the end! Love this bleep!!
They gotta bring this back lol
I wish there was a love button!!
You should dispose of that car battery safely and legally in the ocean. It's thrilling and it provides valuable electricity to sea life.
Chris didn't ask for any of this.......
Can we please send the battery to marlins opening day and try and get as close to Jeter as possible
Great idea! Your mind is hitting on all cylinders!
That battery is the best athlete on the show!
Peanut butter on the interrurr
Dan should have been fined at 0:12
He was such an MVP in that costume
Keep the battery!
I HAVE A CHARGE!!!!
Brilliant!!!
BEST HOUR EVER!
3:10 mark gets me every time
God I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully we’ll get to have Super Bowl week this season.
8:47 If Dan only knew what was going to happen to Chris years later.😂
Let snort this all up
Fast and Furious jokes come fast Friday
How much Hemi does it have???
the cotes are the funniest people alive
I wonder what the car battery thinks about the James Corden Carpool Karaoke news. It definitely Escaladed quickly.
Who knew you were watching the end of an era with this one…
I miss Fast Chris. What happened to him?
Scotty Scott haha took me a second..... funny :)
Best character ever!
Didn't Dan say he was gonna destroy the costume on air? I kind of love it to much but it may be fun if Dan gets inventive with his anger.
So great
What's the battery with you?
”Do you know who I am!”- Roy viva la shipping container!
Miss this bit
I'm really going to miss Chris.
Dominique @ 2:07
Jorge Masvidal 🤣
Get off Dan’s Beach!!!
And then Chris Cote got fired and the rest is history
Damn, dianna russini
Miles teller doesn’t get the show