Cousin sat on my meat during a CAR RIDE

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @anishshirodkar484
    @anishshirodkar484 5 месяцев назад +24893

    “Me and her always flirt as a joke” *NO NORMAL PERSON DOES THIS*

    • @K3nnydang3r
      @K3nnydang3r 5 месяцев назад +659

      You only do that with the boys, not your cousin

    • @SBS696.
      @SBS696. 5 месяцев назад +365

      I do that with the homies

    • @K3nnydang3r
      @K3nnydang3r 5 месяцев назад +208

      @@SBS696. A man of culture I see

    • @jeffanderson914
      @jeffanderson914 5 месяцев назад +114

      I do it with my girl best friend 💀

    • @K3nnydang3r
      @K3nnydang3r 5 месяцев назад +76

      @@jeffanderson914 I have something to tell you bud

  • @Alex-lu6hr
    @Alex-lu6hr 4 месяца назад +8068

    “Game is game” to your cousin is outrageous 😭

    • @dolly2rl
      @dolly2rl 4 месяца назад +49

      game is game is wild

    • @TheNameTag
      @TheNameTag 4 месяца назад +41

      Depending on where it's perfectly legal.
      I'm not going to judge. It's not his sister.

    • @eethan9851
      @eethan9851 4 месяца назад +19

      No it's OK their alabamians

    • @gothicasshole
      @gothicasshole 4 месяца назад +1

      Lmfao!!!! There's going to be a cousin baby

    • @Hypnovoid171
      @Hypnovoid171 4 месяца назад +3

      @@TheNameTaghow to rename

  • @daphnesturgeon1282
    @daphnesturgeon1282 5 месяцев назад +10637

    THE BEGINNING WAS FULL BLAST AND MY DAD WAS NEXT TO ME😭😭

  • @x4rii
    @x4rii 28 дней назад +262

    "Should i ask for round two" is the most DIABOLICALLY CLINICALLY INSANE thing i have ever FUCKING heard 😭😭

  • @jaykearson
    @jaykearson 4 месяца назад +2753

    Roses are red
    Cactus are prickly
    Holy shit that escalated quickly

    • @Emmy_FromEmmyandSavannah
      @Emmy_FromEmmyandSavannah 4 месяца назад +20

      Underrated comment😂😂😂

    • @glynnjackson2634
      @glynnjackson2634 4 месяца назад +21

      hippity hoppity this is now my property

    • @looyangle
      @looyangle 4 месяца назад +4

      Stolen ahh comment

    • @mukeshd007
      @mukeshd007 4 месяца назад +9

      cactuses are prickly
      jelly is jiggly
      loose wheels are wiggly
      wow that escalated really quickly

    • @glynnjackson2634
      @glynnjackson2634 4 месяца назад +2

      @Mukeshd007 this is now also my property

  • @igorepicsigma
    @igorepicsigma 4 месяца назад +1546

    Ticket for therapy (50K tickets available)
    👇

  • @Doomguy-15
    @Doomguy-15 4 месяца назад +2691

    “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? i just sat down!” - Peter Griffin

    • @McChug1
      @McChug1 4 месяца назад

      "Hey you ever accidentally beat your meat looking at young pictures of your mother?" - Quagmire

    • @Girly_Pop3412
      @Girly_Pop3412 4 месяца назад +21

      That’s enough RUclips shorts for today 💀

    • @deborahmckinney8560
      @deborahmckinney8560 4 месяца назад +9

      I am done with RUclips shorts for today😣😣I need someone to erase my memory

    • @whatthefunyuns
      @whatthefunyuns 4 месяца назад +2

      🤖

    • @Alastor_frick_you_vox
      @Alastor_frick_you_vox 4 месяца назад +1

      Bot

  • @MouryandParini
    @MouryandParini 19 дней назад +48

    RUclips deleted✅
    Phone yeeted✅
    Therapist needed✅
    Holy water needed✅

    • @warblerblue
      @warblerblue 13 дней назад +2

      You really did made me laugh. TY. :)

    • @Tronificent
      @Tronificent 5 дней назад +4

      Cousin skeeted✅

    • @LamborghiniLegends
      @LamborghiniLegends 5 дней назад +4

      ​@@TronificentAYOOOOOOOO IMMA NEED ROUND 2 OF HOLY WATER AFTER THIS ONE😭

    • @Tronificent
      @Tronificent 5 дней назад +2

      @@LamborghiniLegends another round for us all

    • @LittleRedRiddingHOOD-123
      @LittleRedRiddingHOOD-123 18 часов назад +1

      Reallll😭😭😭

  • @ianmotomess4767
    @ianmotomess4767 4 месяца назад +619

    Flirting as a joke is crazy💀

  • @TheBoyzLmao2010
    @TheBoyzLmao2010 5 месяцев назад +2448

    This is either the luckiest situation or the most disgusting war crime to ever be committed💀

  • @ikitheterrible
    @ikitheterrible 2 месяца назад +250

    “hey Siri, where’s the nearest bridge I can jump off of” - Plainrock124

  • @Fnnuy_Fnnuer
    @Fnnuy_Fnnuer 20 дней назад +11

    "Cuz game is game" DUDE THATS YOUR COUSIN 😭

  • @Karl_Giddey
    @Karl_Giddey 4 месяца назад +375

    “I just pretended to go back to sleep because game is game” is diabolically insane 💀💀💀

  • @Nullis_V01d845
    @Nullis_V01d845 3 месяца назад +499

    “Should I ask for round two” is crazy 💀

    • @alicemasara9217
      @alicemasara9217 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah

    • @Agentvenom0306
      @Agentvenom0306 3 месяца назад +4

      He definitely should and there only cousins

    • @pw4224
      @pw4224 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Agentvenom0306u crazy for saying that

    • @stephhgomezz
      @stephhgomezz 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Agentvenom0306tf u mean by “they’re only cousins” ???

    • @Bellayourlocaltherian
      @Bellayourlocaltherian 2 месяца назад

      yeah ask for round two I mean your only cousins (but only if you want to)

  • @Evasrandomstuff-wi4uo
    @Evasrandomstuff-wi4uo 4 месяца назад +1538

    "should i ask for round 2"me at that point crying

  • @ColeBaker-fl6ub
    @ColeBaker-fl6ub 26 дней назад +9

    The most outrageous thing is in here should I ask for two😂😂😂

  • @Squidvrreal
    @Squidvrreal Месяц назад +477

    “The fact she had Nike pros on made my Johnson go rock” 💀

  • @Billsmafia1314
    @Billsmafia1314 5 месяцев назад +685

    If this man ran for president he would win the state of Alabama in a heartbeat 😂

    • @Eli_qb
      @Eli_qb 5 месяцев назад +5

      Fr😂

    • @Ironzoi
      @Ironzoi 5 месяцев назад +5

      ikr💀

    • @ShawnBxIx
      @ShawnBxIx 5 месяцев назад +2

      Fr

    • @Kevnumber2
      @Kevnumber2 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂Don't blame that on us we don't do that s*** here😂😂😂

    • @aidanapadilla1760
      @aidanapadilla1760 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @tygentile1563
    @tygentile1563 5 месяцев назад +1038

    “Game is game” “Should we go for round 2” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @11Pawzz
    @11Pawzz 6 дней назад +2

    BRO “should I ask for round two” WITH YOUR COUSIN IS BRUTTAL😭😭😭

  • @Coco_Coconuthead
    @Coco_Coconuthead 2 месяца назад +567

    “The first thing I noticed is that she had Nike pro shorts.”
    WTF 😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @Jason_Kennedy
      @Jason_Kennedy Месяц назад +17

      "Just the thought of it made my johnson get rock."😭🙏

    • @EllaDaniels-du1lv
      @EllaDaniels-du1lv Месяц назад +6

      Just a thought of it made his Johnson get rock😂😂😂

    • @Shade_Tree_Mechanic
      @Shade_Tree_Mechanic Месяц назад +3

      Am I wrong for saying those shorts are hot af tho?

    • @Nuka_colaqauntum
      @Nuka_colaqauntum Месяц назад +2

      @@Shade_Tree_Mechanicnah bro game is game

  • @user-vg9nf6cf9h
    @user-vg9nf6cf9h Месяц назад +641

    There are other fishes in the sea stay out the family tree 😭

    • @Forever_Lia
      @Forever_Lia Месяц назад +13

      I forgot they were cousins😭😭😭

    • @TremorXs
      @TremorXs Месяц назад +3

      Nothing wrong with dating a cousin

    • @user-vg9nf6cf9h
      @user-vg9nf6cf9h Месяц назад +13

      @@TremorXs um... no comment

    • @_Wr3nCh_
      @_Wr3nCh_ Месяц назад +7

      ​@@TremorXsWHAT ARE U ON-

    • @Forever_Lia
      @Forever_Lia Месяц назад +5

      @@TremorXs isn’t that illegal tho?!

  • @XxGalaxyAxolotl
    @XxGalaxyAxolotl 5 месяцев назад +894

    Bro really said "if age is just a number then cousin is just a word" 💀💀🙏🙏🙏

    • @user-vb4eq7gi9r
      @user-vb4eq7gi9r 5 месяцев назад +3

      Fr😂

    • @Samurai776.
      @Samurai776. 5 месяцев назад +12

      Then jail is just a room

    • @Jaiso_
      @Jaiso_ 5 месяцев назад +3

      thats very true 🍷🗿

    • @lalaalonso2613
      @lalaalonso2613 5 месяцев назад +1

      Very very true 😊

    • @Mo_DFL
      @Mo_DFL 5 месяцев назад +1

      💀

  • @ValeryFlames
    @ValeryFlames 17 дней назад +3

    Roses are red, cactuses are prickly, HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

  • @maddieplays_mm2
    @maddieplays_mm2 Месяц назад +295

    THE WAY MY GUY COUSIN WAS NEXT TO ME WHEN THIS POPPED UP- 💀✋ (he looked at me weird and left the room) I'M CRYING 😭

    • @john-olivierlukama1548
      @john-olivierlukama1548 26 дней назад +15

      He didn't want you to see his Strong Johnson

    • @ricardolockhart4714
      @ricardolockhart4714 26 дней назад

      ​@@john-olivierlukama1548...

    • @hirah2829
      @hirah2829 26 дней назад

      @@john-olivierlukama1548 yo get out of here your nasty

    • @Mc_Mavuika
      @Mc_Mavuika 24 дня назад

      @@john-olivierlukama1548WTF
      euueeuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw
      Same

    • @mushroom-queen-z1y
      @mushroom-queen-z1y 19 дней назад

      @@john-olivierlukama1548💀💀💀

  • @Lucygoober1169
    @Lucygoober1169 5 месяцев назад +6469

    Game ain't game when the game is your fam, that's called Alabama (first time I've ever gotten 1k likes, thanks😂) WTF 2K LIKES!? GUYS STOP, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD GUYS I DONT DESERVE THESE LIKES, PLEASE 4 FUCKING THOUSAND WHAT THE HELL, please, I beg you, no more, the power, it's too much!

  • @ultrapowercat
    @ultrapowercat 4 месяца назад +334

    Halfway through I forgot it was his cousin, and I thought they ought to get together, then I read the title again.

  • @YTshortskidLoL
    @YTshortskidLoL Месяц назад +440

    "she is moving back and fourth on it" *once again sweet home Alabama starts playing* SWEET HOME ALL ALABAMA
    Edit: dayum 357 likes

    • @ryanchurchill5081
      @ryanchurchill5081 Месяц назад +4

      Sister leveling from solo leveling abridged.

    • @olypmuanims9699
      @olypmuanims9699 Месяц назад +1

      @ryanchurchill5081 don't disrespect solo leveling like that before I spoil u, smh
      There are more than enough waifus yet to be introduced

    • @DxzhyFG
      @DxzhyFG Месяц назад +1

      I live there man 😭 Icl the inc35t is bad though

    • @RamonLopez-to9tf
      @RamonLopez-to9tf Месяц назад

      Game is game

    • @YTshortskidLoL
      @YTshortskidLoL Месяц назад

      @@RamonLopez-to9tf NO ITS FUCKING NOT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kunikatzScarazushii-fz1sj
    @kunikatzScarazushii-fz1sj 4 месяца назад +574

    Never been more flabbergasted to hear “game is game”

  • @Jameswebbtelescope7484
    @Jameswebbtelescope7484 26 дней назад +2

    “ game is game”
    Some sweet home alabama crap right there. This is just messed up tho fr fr 😭😭😭

  • @thepufferfish225
    @thepufferfish225 4 месяца назад +495

    "she was moving back and forth on it"
    That got me like "huh💀?"
    [Edit] thank you guys for 373 like on my comment this is the most I've ever gotten

    • @moshiro5424
      @moshiro5424 4 месяца назад

      Sa-

    • @brentjarvis2967
      @brentjarvis2967 4 месяца назад

      You must still have yr v card

    • @Sillysavvy
      @Sillysavvy 4 месяца назад

      the way my whole face cringed when I Heard that sentence

  • @itsyahomiescott3742
    @itsyahomiescott3742 3 месяца назад +376

    “Awww yeah…😏 *WAIT WTF YOU’RE MY COUSIN-“*

    • @ZoilaSchulz
      @ZoilaSchulz 2 месяца назад +4

      Help ✋😭

    • @diegonorberto4242
      @diegonorberto4242 Месяц назад +4

      "Sweet home Alabama" ahh video

    • @Jaso-qj8tu
      @Jaso-qj8tu Месяц назад +1

      LOL FR

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega Месяц назад +1

      First cousin or third to fourth?
      According to bubba J. It's a gray area, lol

  • @fatzonco
    @fatzonco 4 месяца назад +139

    therapy is a time when you talk to a person to vent and talk about your problems which usually always works.

  • @Friesforever4672
    @Friesforever4672 21 день назад +4

    “911 what’s ur emergency?”
    “THIS GUY HAS A CRUSH ON HIS COUSIN😭😭😭”

  • @SlaySwifties5808
    @SlaySwifties5808 4 месяца назад +154

    Bro took sweet home Alabama to the next level💀💀💀

  • @BlGGEST_FAN
    @BlGGEST_FAN 5 месяцев назад +626

    "And that's how I meet your mother"

  • @owencardon2750
    @owencardon2750 5 месяцев назад +432

    "cousin sat on my lap and I liked it" got me like 💀💀💀

    • @cedrickdanielcortez4337
      @cedrickdanielcortez4337 5 месяцев назад +5

      who dosen-

    • @Hollow_b
      @Hollow_b 5 месяцев назад +7

      Nah HE SAID MEAT

    • @likemikevr
      @likemikevr 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro game may be game but incest is still incest

    • @thebum5103
      @thebum5103 5 месяцев назад

      Honestly that shit is Alabama mix with a porn video

    • @brorandomsshorts
      @brorandomsshorts 5 месяцев назад +1

      BRO GIVE HER ROUND 2 FOR THE BOYS

  • @CallOfDuty_Life
    @CallOfDuty_Life 6 дней назад

    1. WHO FLIRTS AS A JOKE?
    2 sweet home Alabama 💀

  • @shanitasarwar76
    @shanitasarwar76 3 месяца назад +99

    "She is moving back and forth on it"... 💀

  • @holyraptor8295
    @holyraptor8295 5 месяцев назад +642

    “Who the f*ck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down?!”

  • @B3AR_CR4FTZ
    @B3AR_CR4FTZ 3 месяца назад +172

    HOW TF WERE THE PARENTS OK WITH HER SITTING ON THEIR SONS LAP?! 🙂‍↔️😭💀

    • @Not_a_britt
      @Not_a_britt 3 месяца назад +24

      Some ppl really think that their son is innocent

    • @Jane-yg3vz
      @Jane-yg3vz 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Not_a_brittIt's not even about being innocent. Boys at that age usually aren't good at controlling their genitals. That was very inappropriate to allow her to sit on him like that. There wasn't a female she could sit on or a younger child that could sit on her lap? Why wasn't she riding in her parents car? This car obviously didnt have room for her either.

    • @113dmg9
      @113dmg9 2 месяца назад +2

      Very good question

    • @Itsnotkarlee
      @Itsnotkarlee 2 месяца назад +2

      RIGHT

    • @Bigbaaaak1234
      @Bigbaaaak1234 Месяц назад +5

      Probably because they are cousins and also idk lol

  • @JackRidley-r5g
    @JackRidley-r5g 11 часов назад

    'Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score' 💀

  • @AndriannaPirillo-ht8dr
    @AndriannaPirillo-ht8dr 4 месяца назад +259

    I always found it funny when ppl call It "Johnson" 😂😂

    • @reymundocalderon3553
      @reymundocalderon3553 4 месяца назад

      Indeed ppl should call it Richard because short version of Richard is D**k

    • @KazukiFullei
      @KazukiFullei 4 месяца назад +1

      "The rock" Johnson.

    • @user-xv2jv8ko7u
      @user-xv2jv8ko7u 4 месяца назад

      Ok how is it funny?!?!!!

  • @user-jt6rt4ew3j
    @user-jt6rt4ew3j 5 месяцев назад +194

    "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" Is flippin diabolical☠️

  • @ulysseslanderos5722
    @ulysseslanderos5722 4 месяца назад +392

    My jaw dropped when he said if he should ask for a round 2????!!!

  • @IyeskaChuwan
    @IyeskaChuwan 28 дней назад +1

    "roses are red, cactuses are prickly, god damn that escalated quickly"

  • @AntlThealien
    @AntlThealien Месяц назад +250

    "should i ask her for round two?" HELL NAWH

    • @user-ni9uz6gv6w
      @user-ni9uz6gv6w Месяц назад +8

      Ask around to 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍😍😍

    • @Bellayourlocaltherian
      @Bellayourlocaltherian Месяц назад

      @@user-ni9uz6gv6wyes I agree I would ask for round 2 also

    • @XavierR01B10X
      @XavierR01B10X Месяц назад

      @@user-ni9uz6gv6wno.

    • @Savyisurfriend
      @Savyisurfriend Месяц назад

      @@user-ni9uz6gv6w👁️👄👁️

    • @AntlThealien
      @AntlThealien Месяц назад

      @@user-ni9uz6gv6w wtf

  • @NoahThomas-su3qc
    @NoahThomas-su3qc 4 месяца назад +85

    “I wasn’t complaining when she sat on it” bruh 💀💀💀

  • @scully0sis924
    @scully0sis924 5 месяцев назад +281

    “One last short before bed”
    The Short:

    • @bejjaminlind7540
      @bejjaminlind7540 5 месяцев назад +10

      atleast you got something to dream about now 😂

    • @scully0sis924
      @scully0sis924 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@bejjaminlind7540 whoa buddy

    • @deborahsantos7637
      @deborahsantos7637 5 месяцев назад

      Fr😂

    • @jbryant8579
      @jbryant8579 5 месяцев назад

      Lol

    • @ctotheh3327
      @ctotheh3327 5 месяцев назад

      Me looking at this comment at 4:50am feeling like how an old potato looks

  • @Ya_gurl_Henleyy
    @Ya_gurl_Henleyy 3 дня назад +1

    That’s enough RUclips shorts for today💀

  • @HeavyGhost-nq1cm
    @HeavyGhost-nq1cm 5 месяцев назад +254

    Man bro was really ready for round two is crazy I’m dead😂

    • @BadassD-2
      @BadassD-2 5 месяцев назад

      not bro using 150$ on korblox

    • @denimousprime2954
      @denimousprime2954 5 месяцев назад

      ROUND TWO BOOIIIII

    • @Not0r1ety
      @Not0r1ety 5 месяцев назад

      @@BadassD-2 That's their own money, let them be instead of being a person who cries about everything

    • @BadassD-2
      @BadassD-2 5 месяцев назад

      who said i was crying?@@Not0r1ety

    • @whycantiputaname4944
      @whycantiputaname4944 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Not0r1ety erm no my inflated ego tells me to hate everyone

  • @ArcticX_MC
    @ArcticX_MC 5 месяцев назад +238

    "ROUND 2, FIGHT!!!" "FINISH HER!!!" "K.O.!!!" "ULTIMATE COMBO!!!", I'm sorry I couldn't resist🤣🤣😅

  • @Funnydude354
    @Funnydude354 5 месяцев назад +482

    “Johnson gets rock” and “ should I ask for round two”
    I can’t 💀😂🤣🤚

  • @Katsuki-Bakugo1252
    @Katsuki-Bakugo1252 6 дней назад +1

    Nah bro likes his cousin💀🙏

  • @ChezBeger
    @ChezBeger 4 месяца назад +250

    No way bro said “should I ask for round two”

  • @myerskids7725
    @myerskids7725 5 месяцев назад +343

    “Am i in the wrong or should I ask for round 2” had my jaw dropped down to the floor💀💀

    • @thereddevil3214
      @thereddevil3214 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @coltonmessi
      @coltonmessi 5 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @liviarheifill1615
      @liviarheifill1615 5 месяцев назад

      The guy who wears the mask

    • @infinity974
      @infinity974 5 месяцев назад

      I was like let look for someone that said ask for round 2 to say yea and like

    • @Echo12219
      @Echo12219 5 месяцев назад

      Round two trust 😂

  • @AhmedPlanet
    @AhmedPlanet 5 месяцев назад +784

    What did I just watch, these AI story shorts are getting really out of hand 💀

    • @memyself6889
      @memyself6889 5 месяцев назад

      THEY ARE AI

    • @FreakL4nder
      @FreakL4nder 5 месяцев назад +1

      Fr, this is wild

    • @AhmedPlanet
      @AhmedPlanet 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@memyself6889 Yeah they are AI

    • @valiant..6
      @valiant..6 5 месяцев назад

      I don't think the stories are AI, it's mostly Reddit stories by dumbass teenagers read aloud by an AI voice.

    • @bejjaminlind7540
      @bejjaminlind7540 5 месяцев назад

      it's called evolution

  • @R1chieTozier
    @R1chieTozier 13 дней назад +1

    “Cactus are prickly “
    “Jelly is jiggly”
    “Holy sh!t that escalated quickly “

    • @HumanGamer69
      @HumanGamer69 13 дней назад +1

      Something else was jiggly and another was rising quickly

    • @R1chieTozier
      @R1chieTozier 12 дней назад +1

      @@HumanGamer69 I choked on my drink 😭

  • @DaRevan23
    @DaRevan23 2 месяца назад +39

    Ngl YOUR DAMN COUSIN IS WILD.

  • @Black_hole-c5z
    @Black_hole-c5z 5 месяцев назад +226

    Roses are red
    Cati are prickly
    O sh!t that escalated quickly

    • @FranklinDCanoe
      @FranklinDCanoe 4 месяца назад +2

      No no it’s this roses are red cactus are prickled holy mother of Jesus that escalated a lvl

    • @user-kq3hw6dn4t
      @user-kq3hw6dn4t 4 месяца назад

      Nahhhh💀💀💀💀

  • @Poisionwing_crafts
    @Poisionwing_crafts 8 часов назад

    “But… guys, I DONT THUBK ITS A JOKE ANYMORE” is the vibe this vid gave me 🫣

  • @Swissmappingbecauseican
    @Swissmappingbecauseican 4 месяца назад +237

    Bro said im from Alabama whitout saying it😂

  • @meganbell979
    @meganbell979 13 дней назад +1

    THE FACT THAT THE VIDEO AFTER THIS IS AN AD FOR THERAPHY... 😨😭

  • @NXUTRXN
    @NXUTRXN 4 месяца назад +45

    “Game is game” is crazy😂

  • @GracieIdk-b2d
    @GracieIdk-b2d Месяц назад +57

    "Back and fourth on it"
    AND THEN I HEARD
    "cousin" WHAT?💀

  • @Bellascraftcorner
    @Bellascraftcorner 4 месяца назад +79

    No way, bro said “should I ask for round 2”😭😭😭😭

    • @Gatorade_demon
      @Gatorade_demon 4 месяца назад +2

      Well darn, I would have done the same thing

  • @NataAlfa-nw4on
    @NataAlfa-nw4on 20 дней назад +1

    This is why aliens don't come to earth

  • @The_spartanBOI
    @The_spartanBOI 5 месяцев назад +279

    “Am I in the wrong or should I ask for round two” WTH 😭
    200 likes “mom I’m famous” I guess that’s how they did it

  • @Maple_deer1224
    @Maple_deer1224 4 месяца назад +52

    Who the f*ck starts a conversation like that!? I just sat down!
    - Peter Griffin

  • @Alex-un1oi
    @Alex-un1oi 5 месяцев назад +44

    "Should I ask for round 2" is crazy💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @Burb_inaburrito
    @Burb_inaburrito 9 дней назад +1

    “Round two, fight”
    👁️👄👁️

  • @user-uk6xh4fe6b
    @user-uk6xh4fe6b 5 месяцев назад +61

    "Should I ask for round two" 🤣
    edit: bro thinks he live in Alabama💀

  • @JarenMcLeod
    @JarenMcLeod 5 месяцев назад +220

    The "It's gonna be a long ride" caught me off guard 😅

  • @RL_DUCK
    @RL_DUCK 5 месяцев назад +66

    "Game is game" is CRAZY

    • @YourVRGuy
      @YourVRGuy 5 месяцев назад

      I mean it’s true game is game

    • @GamesForyou72
      @GamesForyou72 5 месяцев назад

      @@YourVRGuybruh what..

    • @samanthadoyon1629
      @samanthadoyon1629 5 месяцев назад

      That's some sweet home Alabama shit

    • @YourVRGuy
      @YourVRGuy 5 месяцев назад

      Game is game

  • @kalebsmith4382
    @kalebsmith4382 Месяц назад +2

    He’ll go for round two man like you said game is game 😅

  • @LuffLuck
    @LuffLuck 5 месяцев назад +132

    "Should I ask her for a round 2" got me rolling

  • @gTP9412
    @gTP9412 4 месяца назад +72

    I think this dudes favorite phrase is "when in Texas and your mom makes good muffins, do what southerners do and sleep with your cousins."

    • @ashokmoudgil
      @ashokmoudgil 3 месяца назад +4

      never heard of this shit 💀🙏

    • @rainbow.smashers
      @rainbow.smashers 3 месяца назад +1

      That’s my favorite phrase too!

    • @gTP9412
      @gTP9412 3 месяца назад

      I'm actually amazed I've gotten so many likes on this one. Lol, I was half asleep when I wrote it.

    • @ashokmoudgil
      @ashokmoudgil 3 месяца назад

      @@gTP9412 XD

  • @samuru101
    @samuru101 5 месяцев назад +430

    Who The Fuck Starts A Conversation Like That?

    • @westonkell
      @westonkell 5 месяцев назад +13

      I just sat down

    • @seabass442
      @seabass442 5 месяцев назад +7

      Gotta love the family guy reference

    • @JustCopper98
      @JustCopper98 5 месяцев назад

      For real

    • @Noob-yr8lz
      @Noob-yr8lz 5 месяцев назад

      I start conversations like that its normal(for me idk about others)

    • @HeheHh-ue7yi
      @HeheHh-ue7yi 5 месяцев назад +2

      I just watched a Reddit short on a abusive stepdad then scroll and see this

  • @NotPolar1
    @NotPolar1 2 дня назад +1

    🎶SwEet HoMe AlAbAmA🎶

  • @hawks69420
    @hawks69420 5 месяцев назад +70

    "Game is game" got me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @Turdleburger
      @Turdleburger 5 месяцев назад +1

      I can tell you don’t believe in Jesus bye your pfp

    • @hawks69420
      @hawks69420 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Turdleburger nope 😃

    • @Turdleburger
      @Turdleburger 4 месяца назад

      @@hawks69420 that’s sad

  • @SirDeeztheIV
    @SirDeeztheIV 5 месяцев назад +37

    jesus fucking christ
    bro got straight to the point with that first sentence💀

  • @DeionMorgan-eo9zj
    @DeionMorgan-eo9zj 5 месяцев назад +279

    No joke my mom was right next to me and the second I go to RUclips all she hears is cousin say on my meat 💀💀💀

    • @Rust0328
      @Rust0328 5 месяцев назад +5

      Bro I had my phone on full volume😭😭

    • @Poppyseed372
      @Poppyseed372 5 месяцев назад +2

      That happened to me too

    • @Zombiedrones-o7q
      @Zombiedrones-o7q 5 месяцев назад

      My VERY Christian grandma was next to me and I had my phone on full volume by accident

    • @user-xs5ne9ye7u
      @user-xs5ne9ye7u 5 месяцев назад

      Sweet home Alabama…

    • @nickifield1163
      @nickifield1163 5 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @SilentWalker0001.
    @SilentWalker0001. 13 дней назад

    That one drunk uncle: "ROUND TWO!"

  • @deannamorris7631
    @deannamorris7631 4 месяца назад +59

    Ik some people are dumb but DAMN like how dumb u have to be to ask that “should I go for round two”LIKE BRO😭

    • @fiyingspide2247
      @fiyingspide2247 4 месяца назад

      Game is game
      In game of course

    • @io913
      @io913 4 месяца назад

      That's not dumb that's game

  • @For-murder-like-ambitions
    @For-murder-like-ambitions 5 месяцев назад +110

    “Me and her always flirt as a joke.”
    Well I found where you problem started

  • @brookie_AsMr
    @brookie_AsMr 5 месяцев назад +136

    Bro my mom was right next to me😭

  • @-wow-so-cool
    @-wow-so-cool 7 дней назад

    “Am I in the wrong” SIR, YES YOU ARE

  • @preppy24.2
    @preppy24.2 5 месяцев назад +519

    “next thing i know she is moving back and forth on it” had me rolling😭💀

  • @Lyric-057
    @Lyric-057 Месяц назад +17

    The first part of the video had me going, "OKKIE DOKIE I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH RUclips FOR NOW"

  • @JamesThomas-ge4ft
    @JamesThomas-ge4ft 5 месяцев назад +106

    Bro ligit said "game is game" 😂 that's great!

  • @may06jose27
    @may06jose27 5 месяцев назад +64

    All he’s waiting for is a “son you were adopted” and he’s down

  • @TheRealShadyYT
    @TheRealShadyYT 4 дня назад

    1 second in and bro already got Alabama award

  • @LRB16A
    @LRB16A 4 месяца назад +59

    we need more funny shit like this 🤣

  • @Bubba_gaming1
    @Bubba_gaming1 3 месяца назад +27

    5 seconds until incest is crazy💀

  • @FunWithJR
    @FunWithJR 4 месяца назад +33

    Bro really said should I go for round 2😂😂😂😂

    • @Jonathan-sj8mt
      @Jonathan-sj8mt 4 месяца назад

      Me and my adopted cousin: “Round Two Fight!”

  • @KensleeDreyer
    @KensleeDreyer 11 дней назад +1

    I thought this was "oh ok" then when i remembered she is your cousin 😮💀

  • @kerrycartwright18
    @kerrycartwright18 5 месяцев назад +40

    “Up down up down up down ‘’bro chill you are a gamer

  • @niXtalker-ns
    @niXtalker-ns 5 месяцев назад +120

    the first sentence already told me everything I needed to hear

  • @jxkolv
    @jxkolv 5 месяцев назад +131

    “Just the thought of it made my Johnson go rock” THATS WILD 💀💀💀

  • @Jamiethe_sonicfan
    @Jamiethe_sonicfan 20 дней назад +1

    The fact he casually told this story