Visiting every Platform Zero in the UK in one day!
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- Опубликовано: 2 янв 2020
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List of all stations with a platform zero in the UK (as of January 2020) in the order I visited them:
CARDIFF
REDHILL
RAINHAM
GRAVESEND
LONDON KING'S CROSS
DONCASTER
STOCKPORT
EDINBURGH HAYMARKET
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CORRECTIONS
- At 18:32 I dip the non-crust end of my pizza in the garlic dipping sauce. I wanted to confess that before anyone complains. It was a long day.
- I said that Cardiff has platforms 1 through 8 and actually there is no 5. I had no idea! I only realised watching Geoff’s video.
- Let me know if you spot anything else!
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Развлечения
Geoff: "Moving sideways along the x-axis"
Matt: "Ayy thank you for translating"
The best accidental joke I've ever heard
It really was x-ellent
@@benbradley_123 y would you do that
Aaaaah.
was it accidental? Matt may have meant the pun :)
*Z* puns! They're kill me!
If they add new platform before zero, it is obviously going to be platform 255.
@Rich H (being even makes that obviously wrong) You mean 18446744073709551615
Anyway, in a few more years it will be platform 340282366920938463463374607431768211455
@Rich H a byte (char) will always be 1 byte long, so no, it's still 255
@Rich H Who would waste 64 bits on a platform number though? 8 bit is plenty.
@@radadadadee A byte will, but a char not necessarily. Hello from java and C# (16bit chars).
Word.
3:01 "I have no idea why anyone would be a train youtuber," says the mathematics comedian.
Some people ask, "Why?"
Matt asks, "Why nought?"
or, Y₀
@@keithstathem872 Or, "Yo!"
“Zero, a great number to start counting from.”
Two minutes later: *starts counting at 1*
Apparently a Parker Array starts at 1.
Many numbers are great to start from
Ends the video by counting UP to zero.
slight indexing PTSD
@@ettpunktnoll I now start array indexes at pi + i. Rational indexes are so 2019. And with two dimensional arrays a complex index is clearly the only real* option.
* pun not intended
I love the irony of posing for a picture at platform 0 at Kings Cross, when everyone else turns up to pose at the equally odd 9 and 3/4 at the same station!
Neither are odd
@@user-ef8kc4rv7n Underrated joke
Hence they're equally odd.
They were obviously too embarrassed to pose at the innumerate platform 9¾, in its location between 8 and 9. 😀
0 is even
I was so excited to see that Doncaster has a platform 0, since Doncaster in Australia is imfamous for having 0 railway stations.
"We will stop at nothing"
I see what you did there.
They can't use 0 in oyster. It's reserved for 'unzoned' transport like the cable car, SE high speed and possibly the trams too. Stuff that doesn't get capped on Oyster.
Ohhh, neat.
trams use the same classification as the bus doesn't it?
You don't often see the cable car and transport in the same sentence...
The schematic diagram you saw with the coloured rectangles is called “CCF”. It is used nationally by railway controllers to see where each train is and its punctuality. I had the pleasure of designing and coding the much of the software for it!
David - proud of you! And mildly surprised it's visible to the public on so many stations.
I should probably be annoyed that this whole adventure adds up to nothing, but it's hard to be either positive or negative about it...
Bec: I've brought you onion rings, doughnuts and bagels
Matt: thanks for nothing
Matt's face when Geoff hints that he has a Platform 0 shirt for him 😂
Glad to see two of my favourite hobbies (and channels) collaborating!!
“I watched one of your videos recently”
“Sorry about that”
Hilarious!
I love how instantaneous that was! Geoff was ready
Is it my imagination or did i just see an almost identical post on Geoff's channel
Interstellar💥 you would be correct! Well observed
I read this comment literally exactly as those words were spoken in the video!
Matt getting up at five in the morning.
Matt's wife: Where are you going?
Matt: To visit all the 'platform zeroes' in twenty-four hours.
Matt's wife: Okay, have fun.
Relationship goals.
Strangely enough, the time I travelled all of Melbourne's railway lines in one day from 0450 to 0005, it was before I had a wife or even a girlfriend.
Parker trip. Going from point A to A in 18 hours, going literally nowhere achieving nothing.
Waiting for Parker
Parker displacement but certainly a noble journey!
This is wonderful. It was pointless and time-consuming and I think the highlight of my day. I love how genuinely excited Matt is about math, and this channel has renewed my fascination with math.
"My train is 45 minutes late".
Meanwhile in Japan: "We're so sorry our train left 3 seconds early! We'd like to formally apologize to anyone who was inconvenienced by this, we've commenced an investigation to find the cause of the error and we are determined to prevent this from ever happening again."
(Train driver commits seppuku)
In 90's I travelled lots in Switserland and in Bern one usually checked ones clock by the train leaving not by the station clock. Swiss train paid your ticket money back if the train was late. So they were always on time even when the station clock did not agree.
15:55 "We will stop at nothing" underrated joke
What are you talking about? Nothing could be more underrated.
Following elevator conventions, the one below the "0" will be "00" if digits are used
I'm sorry for the programmer that will need to handle that
00 house wins... unless you’re using a European roulette wheel which only has 0 and not 00 too.
Man, US casinos cheat!
I’ve never seen that - maybe a US thing? In my experience the floor below 0 is usually labelled...-1! Or else B1.
It's more of a screw face type thing
One of few videos I wouldn't mind the comments being turned off.
Just so we could have 0 comments.
I'm going to be the boring dude that points out you in no way get anything saying "0 comments" by doing that, what you get is "This video has comments disabled".
If you put a platform next to Platform 0, it underflows to Platform 255.
"It's platform Zero,
I'm holding out for a zero in the morning light,
They've got to be tough, they gotta be strong,
There has to be a train I can alight.
I need a zero".
My real question: how often does Geoff get stopped by random train staff for a chat?
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15:23 I'm not sure if it was intentional, but the "Thank you for translating" got me.
What a brilliant idea and non-mathematically: I can see where Sydney gets its rail heritage. The stations, architecture and signage, etc. are very much U.K. inspired from the 1850s to now.
Matt:"I have no idea why anyone would be a train youtuber"
Me : how many videos of standupmaths have train in them?
"It wasn't on the body, the expensive bit" - *Videographers chuckle*
Just think, this video wouldn’t exist without ones and zero’s, that’s how important zero is!
Good sentiment, bad pluralisation of zero.
("Zeros" and "zeroes" are often both correct, consult your style guide.)
Trains late, trains cancelled, packed trains...
This is what i call a Parker Trip.
In France, negative platforms use letters.
Ah! Hexidecimal.
The ‘Circle’ line... very on-brand, well done!
After 0 they'll probably go to 00 like in roulette and wire gauges.
0, 00 and 000 are also model railway scales (7mm, 4mm and 2mm respectively).
I’m sure Gary Brannan would enjoy this video! It’s got trains in it!
Trains and Maths!!! I love when you two meet up and do videos together.
Sheldon Cooper was here
@@shambosaha9727 He was more physics than Maths, if I remember correctly.
@@toast99bubbles Of course, but he was fond of both maths and trains.
This is your funniest video yet! Love it.
The use of 0 as zone number, may have been 'removed' for programming reasons, like meta-number or such.
I was thinking that too. There may be code embedded in the readers (or the tallying system) that takes zone=0 as a wildcard or a special flag or something, and now it's buried and it would be too hard to dig out (at least for the moment).
4 bits (with a total number space of 0 through 15) for a number that you plan to only have 6 conceivable possible valid combinations isn't actually that bad. When you set a format like that you generally try to at least have a factor of 2 margin, and they achieved that. But then someone got clever about zone codes and thought only in the short term, and then they ran out.
I'd guess it could be a private testing zone for debugging software, or an "uninitialized" value.
It's a Y2K-style problem, all over again.
I was thinking a lot simpler, bad coding resulting in a null error, or a staff/override code
Aye -- sometimes you need a special value for something.
"thanks for nothing" is such a good response lmao
I know I am a late commentator but it has to be said 09:00 when Geoff presents the early Christmas gift shirt, Matts response is everything! The sheer gratitude. Love it!
45 minutes late in Britain.
Always on time in Japan.
But in the U.S.?
Can't be late if you don't provide service.
amtrak be like "well actually" and proceeds to constantly be late on the like 6 routes it does offer
I took Amtrak from New York to North Carolina and arrived 5 hours late.
They redefined late here in Sydney, and then said 'look! Trains are running closer to the timetable now, yay!''
@@caffeineau I think we can give them a pass for "the track and surrounding area is currently on fire".
20:04 "We could be zeros just for one day."
Best joke in the video. :D
Hi Matt yesterday I received humble pi as Christmas gift and Im really enjoying it, it's awesome 💯
I love how you start out at Cardiff and tell me something I never knew about my nearest big station.
The content I didn't know I needed.
'Naughty' of the train companies to possibly delay the venture.
"I have no idea why anyone would be a train youtuber"
Jay Foreman shade
It wasn't Jay shade but foreshadowing to Geoff.
this has such a wealth of sleep-deprived comedy
17:08
"I watched one of your videos recently"
"sorry about that"
"Can you have minus numbers in software code?"
"Yeah!"
... Matt confidently says about code that was probably last touched in ca. 1994. 😆
Me - a german - sees a "DB" (Deutsche Bundesbahn) train, and Matt immediately points at it: "That's the train that broke down."
Why am i not surprised.
Well actualy it was a DB locomotive pulling a London North Eastern Railway Train, which is owned by the british government.
I think it is only called Deutsche Bahn :)
Bundesbahn gibt's in der Schweiz
@@mandelbrot91 It used to be Bundesbahn until the fusion with the east German Reichsbahn in 94.
@@kedrak90 ahh okay. I was Born in '91 - that will explain
It was a DB Cargo locomotive. And I assume it was used to pull the broken down train.
"Happy zero day!" Usually a zero day isn't happy. XD
In The Netherlands, the platforms aren't numbered, but rather the tracks they're on. Especially on larger stations, it's not unusual to see some numbers being skipped, since they correspond to platformless tracks. An example is Weesp (www.ns.nl/stationsinformatie/wp/weesp), that has platforms for tracks 1 and 2, and for 5 and 6. Tracks 3 and 4 are used for passing express trains.
"We're going to stop at nothing!"
"Zero is a perfectly good number and if you ignore that you're peril"
*"The problem is that it's a dangerous number and a lot of things can go horribly wrong with zero"*
Mmmm, classic Numberphile reference
It's all fun and games until someone divides by a black hole.
one day they will need platform -1.
a small town near mine has a small train station that beats it all. when you come in from the east, you're directly on platform 2, which goes north. you can go down a tunnel to platforms 1 and 3, which share an "island" and both go south. and here's the really weird one: there's a branch from the northbound track a bit further south that has the number 6. it gets used maybe once a month for passengers (if an out-of schedule freight train needs to pass). there are also a couple of extra storage tracks, which seem rather unused.
overall, a train enthusiast's dream.
Best video of 2020!
Well done mate. Geoff will have to finish his next year.
15:54 "We will stop at _nothing_"
I see what you did there ;)
Damn, beaten to it by the video :( 19:48
"We will stop at nothing!"
Destination: Platform Zero
I love how at the same time, you ended up visiting all three capitals of mainland Britain: Cardiff, London and finally Edinburgh.
You’re the #0. Being a train youtuber who loves both your channels, I’m so happy this video exists :-)
I need a zero! I'm holding out for a zero until the end of the day.
The train service provided by Northern Rail is purely imaginary. ..
So only GWR is real?
They're kinda irrational.
Northern* They haven't been northern rail since 2016. Wasn't Northern Rail's fault. It was the EU's fault, specifically Spain, which still never delivered the new trains it ordered years ago.
@@carbon1255 Good chip-in. There's the story behind it.
Hi Matt, I'm loving the video. I'm also going to be visiting every Platform 0 in the UK as a part of my Mysteries of the British Railway series. They've recently opened up a Platform 0 in Leeds (and it splits too), so that should be exciting to see. Keep up the excellent work, and have a wonderful Christmas and a prosperous 2022
I saw some people running towards Platform 0 in Leeds loudly cursing that it was a stupid place to put it. I'm not sure where they expected other than next to 1.
This is the perfect video. Math RUclips and train RUclips combined = greatness.
"Can you have minus numbers in software coding?"
That 100% depends on the code and what the coder anticipated. If they tried it whoever had to first compile the thing afterward would be fully clenched.
also depends on how things are encoded. if for some reason they did `platformNum="1"` vs `platformNum=1` ... a string vs an int is a big difference (also depending on language lol)
@@pvic6959, I don't see why they would've used strings.
First of all, the control system is probably coded in C (often legacy systems of this sort are), which doesn't have great support for strings. Strings are stored as a character array and cause all sorts of problems, so C coders tend to avoid them when possible.
The big question was whether or not they used signed integers. Unsigned integers cannot store negative numbers, but can have a maximum value (about) two times larger than than the maximum value of a signed integer. You can actually get the maximum value of a signed integer by subtracting 1 from zero (or casting -1).
Signed numbers, on the other hand, are often stored in 2s compliment form. While they can hold the same amount of numbers as their unsigned counterpart, those numbers are spread out (almost) evenly among the positive and negative numbers.
I think it is likely the coders used 4 bit integers to save memory. This would allow 16 platforms per station, but only if they used unsigned values, so platform 0 is perfectly legal, but -1 isn't.
Or there could be an array that is indexed by the platform number. While C allows arrays to be indexed when negative numbers, this behavior is undefined and could lead to the system crashing. This would of course be undesirable for public transportation infustructure.
@@TheRavenCoder
TheOneIsMemeMe I agree, but people do silly things all the time. My friend was telling me about a but at his work (we're both software engineers) because someone used the string "null" instead of the keyword lol.
but yes, the architecture used is the most important. I'd thought about it but didnt want to get into the explanation like you did lol. have a like for your troubles :) I'd forgotten the details and others can learn from you comment too!
@@TheRavenCoder would waterloo having 25 platforms only need to change _their_ way of coding the numbers or would that force all the other stations to use 5 bits?
@@ilexdiapason Possibly. I'm not in England, not have I ever been so I'm not sure on all the details of how many platforms each station has. I chose 4 because it's a nice power of 2 and computer systems like powers of 2s. If they allocated more bits it'd probably be 8, not 5, at which point using unsigned integers would be kind of silly (8 bit signed numbers can range from -128 to 127, far more platforms than any station would have). Because unsigned numbers can create arithmetic problems, most coders would prefer using signed numbers in this case.
However if memory was too tight to allow 8 bits and they saw a need for more than 16 platforms, they could have used 5 bits, which would have allowed for 32 platforms.
If the software architects didn't forsee a station with more than 16 platforms, such a station could just have 2 separate systems that the trains see as two separate stations.
The truth is without more knowledge of the underlying system, this is all just speculation. Who knows, the system might be able to handle a platform -1 fine but the stations don't want it for various other less technical reasons.
And to answer the original question, if one station upgraded their system to use more bits, it's likely all stations would need to do so (due to the interconnectivity such systems need)
want to know a really shocking fact:
in the Netherlands the is a town called Nijmegen the trainstation there counts the rails in a bit of a weird order.
it starts with 35 then 1 3 and then 4
What??? The maniacs! They shouldn't be allowed to get away with that kind of thing.
Cannot believe Hooton Station gets mentioned 😂 the only other time I've ever seen my local(ish) Station mentioned is by Bill Bryson when he said "Hooton offered the world not only a mildly ridiculous name, but the dumpiest British Rail station I ever hope to sneeze in."
You are so cool, thank you for sharing your amazing journey. God bless you and your family
"You gotta dump that hero, and get yourself a zero!"
Singing - "Zero my hero, how wonderful you are" Schoolhouse Rock taught me to appreciate zero 30 years ago!
Liverpool Lime Street now has a 'Platform Zero' Since it's recent modifications
‘Thank you for translating’ (15:25) got an actual groan out of me. Kudos!
if you're going to eat pizza on a voyage to find zero, you should have had a none pizza with left beef
I never realised this was weird. I'm from Redhill and just never thought about it.
Leon Freeman - I’m in Reigate and still awaiting the need to use platform 0!
@@MrGreatplumreally I've ended up at platform 0 quite a lot from reigate
Leon Freeman - I think I need to get the train more!
like ten years ago I discovered the magic of math youtubers
and now I'm discovering the magic of train youtubers
Oyster cards: I’d guess that 0 is a special case for an unused location on the card? So it saves having an extra flag bit to say “this entry is not used”, but does also mean you can’t use zero as a zone number because then you can’t tell the difference between an unused entry and the extra zone. Also a blank card probably starts life with all data on the smart card as zero, so therefore all entries automatically flagged as “unused” by default.
Why does this feel like a Geoff Marshall video...
Geoff Marshall shows up
One of my uni professors said the first day of class "if you consider zero a natural number please leave"
I would have left very proudly
In Belgium 0 is a natural number. You can count 0.
1:47 Two practical reasons for not renumbering the rest of the platforms:
0: all the station signage needs to be changed
1: the signaling software needs to be re-written to update the platform numbers on the screens in the signal boxes, on the platforms, and the illuminated numbers over some signals
2: the "diagrams" showing what train goes where all need to be changed
Given those reasons, it's more straightforward to slip in a platform zero.
Great job
"Available now, via a convoluted RSS feed" 😆
I love me some convoluted RSS feeds!
You just know that if they introduce a "Platform -1", some piece of software is going to interpret it as Platform "true" and cause a horrific accident. Someone should write a book about stuff like that.
Dom but platforms 1and up are also « true » in a Boolean test
I think the most likely thing is them using an unsigned int so it will underflow to - 1
That might cause an issue if for some reason the software uses different sized ints in different places. There's basically no chance of anything going wrong unless an underflow happens in that case (no station will have thousands of platforms) so that sort of bug may exist, whereas other bugs would have been caught and fixed long ago.
"Platform -1" sounds like the title of Matt's next book
@Blan Morrison That's a great name. Surprised nobody has thought of that already!
Oh wait? A collab with Geoff again?
HELL YEAH!
There are indeed many unsung Zeros out there...
It’s good you didn’t choose to visit all platforms with the smallest prime number
"Zero, a great number to start counting from"
Me: *laughing in zero-indexed arrays*
and then there's lua arrays
Languages that number arrays from numbers other than 0 have always felt strange to me.
@@nomadMik I constantly have to rethink everything. While programming, I have to remember to zero index. While talking to others, I have to 1-index, else people think i'm crazy. It's so strange to flip-flop between the two in day to day life
@@andreyrumming6842 depending on your memory constraints, you can 1-index your arrays with few issues. Or, if your language allows it, you can overload the [ ] operator so that you can use it in a way that is intuitive to you.
Rotterdam Central Station had a "Platform 0" from the late '80s to the early '90s, but it wasn't an actual platform, rather an area outside the station (next to platform 1) where junkies gathered. Methadone and clean needles were distributed there, but the concentration of customers attracted dealers too, as well as junkies from other cities, even from outside of The Netherlands.
nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perron_Nul
My old Maths teacher always said: "0 is not nothing!"
I'd like to ask, was there hamiltonian path between all platform zeros?
I would assume that zone 0 is considered invalid or unset and that's why it's not used
Absolutely, zero is used as an initialiser and signifies empty or unset. Also known as null, and the binary representation of false, it's a good value to reserve as an obvious error or invalid state. And while I understand the embedded system restrictions of oyster and commend the data saving efforts of TFL with using 4 bits for zones (I've bitpacked many structures in the past and still need to now!), it doesn't seem forward thinking..
I feel like UK youtubers have been collabing a lot more lately and I feel like we're in the endgame now
Geoff marshall is a legend
Leeds actually has an unfinished platform 0.
Amount of Fares given by group of people:
Us - 1%
Math youtuber - 99%
I just came here from Geoff's channel after waving at Matt's camera on that video, to wave at Geoff's camera on this video.
Gravesend Platform zero was previously platform one, and was renumbered after another platform was introduced in the middle and became to new platform one.
second
also i love the vids keep them up
Matt my math teacher loves you
They sound very wise.
@@standupmaths I was reading your book in class when my teacher came up and asked about what I was reading. Next Monday I go back and I see a poster recommending mathsy books, including Things to Make and Do in 4D, and all I can think about is the amount of maths students actually interested in the epitome of nerdiness and comedy about mathematics
I've dropped the exact same lens, and it wasn't too hard to fix it. Just take out a few screws on the back, pop the innards back into their tracks, put it back together, and it's served me a couple more years with no issues.
this video made me all to happy.