What if the Holy Roman Empire Reunited Today?

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  • @indorilrementer4656
    @indorilrementer4656 3 года назад +3061

    And here I am living in the last still existing part of the Holy Roman Empire. Greetings form the Principality of Liechtenstein the country between Austria and Switzerland🇱🇮

    • @ZeraWitch
      @ZeraWitch 3 года назад +383

      Never thought I'd see someone from Liechtenstein here!
      Greetings from Germany

    • @scarspurs2332
      @scarspurs2332 3 года назад +109

      Greetings from USA 🇺🇸

    • @vgjl1824
      @vgjl1824 3 года назад +68

      Grettings from spain 🇪🇸

    • @vgjl1824
      @vgjl1824 3 года назад +70

      @@scarspurs2332 You are not european get out the video yankee!

    • @TeeTee-05
      @TeeTee-05 3 года назад +74

      @@vgjl1824 why do you have to be European?

  • @retseliuges7104
    @retseliuges7104 5 лет назад +4804

    I thought it was called Holy Roman Empire because
    Holy - Blessed by the pope
    Roman - Roman Catholic
    Empire - Big

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +560

      That is how it was. It was the strongest roman chatolic state at one point and the pope aprooved of it.

    • @user-sz9dj1pl9o
      @user-sz9dj1pl9o 5 лет назад +278

      Retsel Iuges It should’ve been called “Germanic Catholic Confederation”

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +201

      @@user-sz9dj1pl9o But thats not it was in the early days. Dont forget the HRE lasted a 1000 years what it was in the begining was not what it was at the end.

    • @georgezhang9032
      @georgezhang9032 5 лет назад +131

      @@gunarsmiezis9321 more like it was the Pope playing politics, and trying to escape the authority of Byzantium.

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 4 года назад +43

      To be fair, for centuries it really wasn't blessed by the Pope. I figure a lot of Popes wanted a lot of the Emperors dead, and vice versa.

  • @jakeg4277
    @jakeg4277 6 лет назад +3781

    What if my dad finally came back from the grocery store and reunited with my family today?

    • @striped_sponge7187
      @striped_sponge7187 6 лет назад +92

      Jake G food

    • @boltmix7359
      @boltmix7359 6 лет назад +56

      Jake G He might pay you back for the horrible childhood he gave you.

    • @czechslovakian
      @czechslovakian 6 лет назад +35

      You would finally get your smokes

    • @Legendaryium
      @Legendaryium 6 лет назад +16

      r/wooooooooooooooooosh

    • @zenit558
      @zenit558 6 лет назад +30

      This is so sad. Can we hit 3 likes?

  • @CZ-PC
    @CZ-PC 4 года назад +3587

    That just sounds like Germany with extra steps!

    • @mk677hd
      @mk677hd 4 года назад +46

      Jeez rick

    • @witherbendisch2704
      @witherbendisch2704 4 года назад +351

      Well it’s a thiccer Germany

    • @susactivities_
      @susactivities_ 4 года назад +258

      Thicc Deutschland

    • @jumpman6908
      @jumpman6908 4 года назад +153

      Well the German name is Holy Roman Empire of German nation

    • @tigroujungle6287
      @tigroujungle6287 4 года назад +21

      when you see your french regions who never been directly in the german empire in it made by english speakers that have no one idea of what they are talking about

  • @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE
    @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE 6 лет назад +1792

    0:50 *WHEREZ* *EIN* *LIECHTENSTEIN?!*
    (And also Monaco, Luxembourg,San Marino anderen Vatican City)

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 6 лет назад +102

      Hidden in that tiny gap between Switzerland and Austria.

    • @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE
      @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE 6 лет назад +103

      Common Cool Channel
      I know,but he didn't said Liechtenstein!And he is left what was H.R.E.

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 6 лет назад +8

      Aaaaah! You're right!

    • @LeDingueDeJeuxVideos
      @LeDingueDeJeuxVideos 6 лет назад +55

      Czech Paratrooper Is that because you had to give it some castles?

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 6 лет назад +23

      Either that, or the Holy Roman Empire decided, for some reason, to not conquer a tiny space between Switzerland and Austria.

  • @meh2.061
    @meh2.061 4 года назад +2022

    what if the Holy Roman Empire reunited today?
    Result:
    *happy Habsburg noises*
    *angery Byzantine noises*
    *Polish sweating sound*
    *Napoleonic laughter*

    • @kreuzritter4898
      @kreuzritter4898 4 года назад +57

      and 1k new separated countries on map

    • @malleothaplumbah520
      @malleothaplumbah520 4 года назад +34

      *ulm noises intesify*

    • @shinizuko
      @shinizuko 4 года назад +43

      Byzantine Empire... I miss it...

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 4 года назад +46

      @@shinizuko Corection: We all miss the Roman Empire

    • @shinizuko
      @shinizuko 4 года назад +6

      @@mojewjewjew4420 Yeah, but not at full size. Too OP.

  • @walther2492
    @walther2492 4 года назад +2721

    Well... We actually tried. 2 times. But, for some reason, the other countries were not so happy about it. Greetings from Germany.

    • @russko118
      @russko118 3 года назад +155

      omg i love this comment. love from the italian side of the hre

    • @nolose3019
      @nolose3019 3 года назад +115

      Make it three times then ;)

    • @uuzimane5615
      @uuzimane5615 3 года назад +13

      @@russko118 hiii fellow italian !

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 3 года назад +37

      @@uuzimane5615 hello fellow axis power

    • @therewillbeguitar8078
      @therewillbeguitar8078 3 года назад +31

      Haha well... I wouldn’t say the objective was to exactly unite the Holy Roman Empire lol... both times... and you could argue more than two because you fought Austria, Denmark, and France in the 19th century, but again... very different reasons. Don’t worry, I got the joke anyway. Entschuldigung bitte, ich bin Amerikaner (i bet I conjugated that wrong, too many Spanish classes)

  • @ionutsorop8627
    @ionutsorop8627 4 года назад +853

    DUUUUUDE just imagine the most important thing:
    THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM
    GERMANY+Netherlands+Belgium+a big part of Italy
    And their leadue with Juve, Ac milan, Inter Milan, Dortmund, Ajax and Bayern Munchen
    It would be insane

    • @matthias04
      @matthias04 4 года назад +12

      Forget Doofmund - but count Schalke in!

    • @aryyab6635
      @aryyab6635 4 года назад +27

      Matthias Otto BVB 4-0 S04

    • @adumbboy7613
      @adumbboy7613 4 года назад +49

      Yep. Imagine Hazard, VVD, Neuer, Immobile, De Bruyne, Werner and (because of part of Poland) Lewandowski on the same national team

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 4 года назад +5

      It wouldnt happen, the HRE didnt work like a whole country, it was divided so probably things would continue as they are

    • @adumbboy7613
      @adumbboy7613 4 года назад +11

      Ez so like the UK isn’t one football team

  • @user-je1yu1vl9t
    @user-je1yu1vl9t 6 лет назад +633

    0:45 How could you forget liechtenstein ?!

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +36

      It should just be part of Switzerland or Austria.

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 4 года назад +25

      @@maximecazin7112 that should just be part of germany.

    • @eatyourcereal5207
      @eatyourcereal5207 4 года назад +5

      And Vatican

    • @jononpaper
      @jononpaper 4 года назад +7

      Not to mention monaco, luxembourg, san marino...

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 4 года назад +2

      And San Marino!

  • @xiaohuahu
    @xiaohuahu 6 лет назад +393

    If the Holy Roman Empire was a parking lot, how many Toyota Corollas could park in it?

    • @BroGoPro235
      @BroGoPro235 6 лет назад +28

      Like 17

    • @Jannis368
      @Jannis368 6 лет назад +124

      1181 the holy roman empire had an area of 940,000 km2. That are 940,000,000,000 m2. An Toyota Corolla have an area of 8.2 m2 (4.62m * 1.775m). That means that 114,634,146,341 Toyota Corolla would fit in it.

    • @evm1052
      @evm1052 6 лет назад +16

      Jannis G. Thank you

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад +12

      Jannis G. Hiw many corollas could fir into your iq, alot i say

    • @tuckertheyoutuber901
      @tuckertheyoutuber901 6 лет назад +10

      Over 9000

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 6 лет назад +479

    *"What if the Holy Roman Empire Reunited Today?"*
    THEY WEREN'T EVEN UNITED BACK THEN

    • @EcsMurphy
      @EcsMurphy 6 лет назад +1

      Deus Vult! True

    • @Dreuoo
      @Dreuoo 6 лет назад +2

      @@ledernierutopiste That's not the russian flag, it's the slovakian.

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 6 лет назад +4

      Logoncal they were at the time (C. 1200) that the borders were at the length they’re being reunited at.

    • @ericgodoleshi383
      @ericgodoleshi383 4 года назад +1

      nicht an Zuwanderung interessierter Bot In the later years of the HRE, the Kaiser had very little power of individual kingdoms. In the thirty years war and seven years wars, many states of the HRE declared war on other states. Compared to kingdoms like England and France, the Holy Roman Empire really wasn’t very united

    • @ov4876
      @ov4876 4 года назад

      I admire your profile picture

  • @janMelantu
    @janMelantu 4 года назад +415

    I’m surprised nobody has made “this just sounds like the EU” jokes yet

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 года назад +49

      Nah, the EU couldn't come close to being as cool as the HRE. (Still waiting on the proclamation that the EU will be reorganized into a new HRE)

    • @W0DAN88
      @W0DAN88 3 года назад +13

      Sounds just like the EU in better

    • @russko118
      @russko118 3 года назад +16

      the rich part of the eu il all inside the hre (except paris) so yes i'm not surprised that they rank closly

    • @mcfcfan1870
      @mcfcfan1870 3 года назад +5

      I despise the EU

    • @TokraOperative
      @TokraOperative 3 года назад

      I just made one right before I even read this comment.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1547

    Drew and Isorrow would have a field day

    • @jakob_3646
      @jakob_3646 6 лет назад +54

      Kill him, kill him now.

    • @HairyBalls83
      @HairyBalls83 6 лет назад +81

      Didnt know youre into history

    • @marioandloveyaplushmasters3374
      @marioandloveyaplushmasters3374 6 лет назад +15

      There's some comment sections you haven't commented on yet and that's amazing.

    • @Crusader-ct1qv
      @Crusader-ct1qv 6 лет назад +16

      Justin Y. Sigh.
      "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP COMMENTING ON THE QUALITY VIDEOS?"
      -Jenkins, 2018

    • @PoorIdentification426
      @PoorIdentification426 6 лет назад +8

      You're everywhere at once, I swear.

  • @Ra1d_danois
    @Ra1d_danois 6 лет назад +350

    You forgot Monaco, Liechtenstein, The Vatican and San Marino. So not 14 but 18

    • @lightyagami3492
      @lightyagami3492 6 лет назад +10

      DANIELMAND DK he said Liechtenstein

    • @Sigzyl
      @Sigzyl 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah but I think Vatican wouldn't be in it

    • @alsamiyasfh4416
      @alsamiyasfh4416 6 лет назад +36

      DANIELMAND DK the Vatican wasn’t in the empire’s rule. It was more like the Vatican ruled the empire behind the shadows.

    • @Imilmano
      @Imilmano 6 лет назад +5

      bintou toure It would. In the video Rome is mentioned as one of the biggest cities.

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 6 лет назад +2

      Han nævnte Liechtenstein

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 лет назад +635

    Niko would like to go to Roman's bowling empire

    • @itsgl00my88
      @itsgl00my88 6 лет назад +7

      Dank Matter underrated lmao

    • @Richninjaa
      @Richninjaa 6 лет назад +17

      If you don’t get this joke then you’re too young.

    • @juvnal
      @juvnal 6 лет назад +9

      Sharist Hoola You feel superior yet?

    • @Icey_Sxnny
      @Icey_Sxnny 6 лет назад +2

      Why does this fucking exist

    • @Icey_Sxnny
      @Icey_Sxnny 6 лет назад +8

      “Hey, nico.... lets go bowling”

  • @maco3893
    @maco3893 3 года назад +56

    As a Native of the Frankfurt am Main i can ad that the city rebuild the historical coronation way of the the elected emperors from the cathedreal to the town hall. So Frankfurt is prepared if ever a new holy roman emperor will be elected again.

    • @1991beachboy
      @1991beachboy 3 года назад +2

      So there's still a chance? Nice

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 3 года назад +3

      Weren't the emperors crowned in Aachen?

    • @Schwachsinnn
      @Schwachsinnn 2 года назад +1

      @@lordmuhehe4605 Yes and no. ^^
      Also coronation is also sth different than being crowned.

    • @NeovanGoth
      @NeovanGoth Год назад

      Also there are the banks and monarchs tended to be owned by the banks. ;)

  • @nqh4393
    @nqh4393 5 лет назад +1243

    Holy: 33% Atheism
    Roman: 1% Romans
    Empire: More like a Confederation

    • @emilfantastic6717
      @emilfantastic6717 5 лет назад +91

      In german it's called ,,Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation." In english this means: Holy roman empire of germanic nations
      Or Holy roman empire of german nation

    • @_Stevio_
      @_Stevio_ 4 года назад +20

      Tim Schmidt Oft someones tapped a nerve

    • @cazique
      @cazique 4 года назад +4

      Roman Catholic

    • @gnochhuos645
      @gnochhuos645 4 года назад +17

      *Somewhat-holy German Confederation*

    • @DownLowdFlowd
      @DownLowdFlowd 4 года назад +3

      Tim Schmidt I mean do you?

  • @thespicymeme7064
    @thespicymeme7064 6 лет назад +1609

    Inaccurate title
    Correct title: What if the World Was Perfect?

    • @gustavolemonke
      @gustavolemonke 5 лет назад +6

      The Spicy Meme 100th like

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 4 года назад +21

      Electric Acid hes basically saying he prefers a world where the empire is back

    • @willotter4503
      @willotter4503 4 года назад +24

      Yes
      FUCK YOU NEOPOLIAN

    • @finnertytalks2113
      @finnertytalks2113 4 года назад +2

      the spIcY MEmE iS RiGHt

    • @magikman481
      @magikman481 4 года назад +20

      The Spicy Meme imagine thinking the Holy Roman Empire is a legitimate successor to Rome

  • @itheman6s766
    @itheman6s766 6 лет назад +168

    0:46 Always forget little Liechtenstein.

  • @xE3x
    @xE3x 4 года назад +65

    0:45 [Cries in Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Monaco not being enough relevant to be said that they were also part of the HRE]

    • @hyperinegaming6195
      @hyperinegaming6195 3 года назад +10

      Luxembourg and Vatican city also

    • @beanixwright2940
      @beanixwright2940 3 года назад +2

      @@hyperinegaming6195 This implies Vatican City is relevant anytime

    • @thatdoppioguy1825
      @thatdoppioguy1825 3 года назад +1

      @@beanixwright2940 It was relevant enough for Mussolini to make deals with the Pope before world war 2 to keep the Pope out of the wars affairs…

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 6 лет назад +2605

    It’s actually Germany but don’t worry about it.

    • @lenaarkenberg9434
      @lenaarkenberg9434 6 лет назад +90

      don't worry about the mistake or don't worry about Germany ?

    • @ryanjameson8959
      @ryanjameson8959 6 лет назад +117

      Avery Lopez-Baines before you said that, the pope was able to make some more emporers

    • @ryanjameson8959
      @ryanjameson8959 6 лет назад +199

      Lena Arkenberg it's a 'The History of the Entire World, I Guess' refrence

    • @aestheticepidemic3296
      @aestheticepidemic3296 6 лет назад +20

      *Austria

    • @memoria8732
      @memoria8732 6 лет назад +76

      Actually, it was mostly Austria controlling the HRE, not "Germany" aka Brandenburg Prussia in the early days.

  • @marianski8039
    @marianski8039 6 лет назад +879

    If holy roman empire returned today everyone will hate geography lessons.😂

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 6 лет назад +70

      Well, at least they'd have fewer countries to memorise... It'd kinda be like living back during the Cold War, when what is it now, eight?! little Eastern European countries were all Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union was Russia AND a bunch of other things. One big border, fewer names. :P

    • @fatchins9126
      @fatchins9126 6 лет назад +17

      Robin Chesterfield but if you'd live in the HRE it would suck cuz the borders....
      Oh boy that was one hell of a trip
      I guess people really didnt care about nice looking borders

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 6 лет назад +39

      The Balkan already are a meme during Geography class.

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 6 лет назад +22

      @@robinchesterfield42 I guess you do not know the literal border gore that was the Holy Roman Empire? At more than one point in time there were more states inside of it than all the world, and during the 1200s the states numbered in the tens of thousands.

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 6 лет назад +4

      Everybody hated to learn the Balkan because they were full of tiny nations with names nobody could pronounce.

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 6 лет назад +349

    How do you calculate the population and GDP of those empires with parts of some countries in those empires?

    • @Gianjxx
      @Gianjxx 6 лет назад +176

      I think you can estrapolate the partial GDP contribution from specific regions in a country, for example northern Italy contributes for the most part (in Italy) and you can actually check the exact numbers somewhere, I guess on official sites

    • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
      @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 лет назад +7

      Gian J Yep

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 лет назад +3

      Finnish Finn chill

    • @---uf2zl
      @---uf2zl 6 лет назад +50

      The EU gathers very specific data about European regions (you can find them on eurostats), which allows them to better manage EU funds and aid.

    • @hallihallochen12363
      @hallihallochen12363 6 лет назад +49

      The GDP of Germany, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Belgium, Austria, and the Czech Republic combined are already $7.2T (2018 IMF estimates for nominal GDP). Add to this the majority of Italy's $2.2T GDP (the South is really poor and unproductive compared to the north), portions of France's $2.9T and Poland's $0.6T, and all of Luxembourg and Slovenia and you will get to RLL's $9.2T.
      For a reference, the combined GDP of Germany, France, and Italy alone is $9.3T, so he certainly didn't add them in.
      As has been pointed out before, Eurostat collects and provides all sorts of data by statistical regions (NUTS1/2/3, with NUTS3 being the smallest subdivisions). This makes such estimates easy and reasonably precise.

  • @justcallmehaterik
    @justcallmehaterik 3 года назад +24

    People who comment "hre wasn't holy, roman, nor empire"- smol brain
    People who are aware of the fact that HRE lasted for a thousand year, meaning it had many shapes and borders, and didn't have a constant nationality and religious rate, so they tell it to others too- big brain

    • @lightningmcnuggets9290
      @lightningmcnuggets9290 2 года назад +2

      Almost a thousand years, 844 years. Without napoleon it would’ve been 1,076 years

  • @swaylius2395
    @swaylius2395 6 лет назад +1658

    Can we have this instead of the EU?

    • @iafozzac
      @iafozzac 6 лет назад +217

      You'd first have to make the Italians and Germans actually agree on something
      *looks at world wars*
      Mhh... maybe...

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 6 лет назад +66

      Nah, uniting the EU is the only way that this could realistically happen (to some degree).

    • @chrisjohnson7872
      @chrisjohnson7872 6 лет назад +37

      @@hafor2846 Nah, the EU would screw with people and enforce secularism.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 6 лет назад +9

      @@chrisjohnson7872
      That's bull

    • @chrisjohnson7872
      @chrisjohnson7872 6 лет назад +14

      @@hafor2846 I wish, but it's not. Why would elected officials bow before the Pope? Especially when throughout history elected officials (and a lot of times dictators too) had the most conflicts with the Pope?

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 6 лет назад +729

    -What if the Japanese Empire reunited today?
    -What if all the NATO countries merged together?
    -What if the French Empire reunited today?
    -What if the German Empire reunited today?
    -What if the Indian Subcontinent never broke up?

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 6 лет назад +12

      Despacito Rico Mapping the one that laid claim to Algeria, S.E. Asia, and most of west Africa 100 years ago.

    • @robertovazquez3779
      @robertovazquez3779 6 лет назад +32

      What if the first Mexican empire reunited today

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 6 лет назад +8

      xxx I know. I was speculating on what if they stayed unified after breaking away from the British Empire.

    • @gnostyckahydra9909
      @gnostyckahydra9909 6 лет назад

      MrFunnyGuy015 German Empire

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 6 лет назад +4

      @@mrnonsense1031 not going too. It was part Hindu, part Muslim, and a lot of other mess.

  • @jampe1965
    @jampe1965 6 лет назад +558

    you forgot that the empire also incompised the vatican, lichtenstein, monaco and san marino

    • @s1dwyz732
      @s1dwyz732 6 лет назад +7

      jampe1965 not the Vatican

    • @kevinspee7013
      @kevinspee7013 6 лет назад +42

      @@s1dwyz732 Yes the Vatican, Rome was included in the top 5 most populated cities and The Vatican is located inside Rome

    • @Rugess-Nome
      @Rugess-Nome 6 лет назад +15

      Yes, but the Vatican was not a part of the HRE. Its like today, the vatican is an own country and not part of italy

    • @kevinspee7013
      @kevinspee7013 6 лет назад +3

      @@Rugess-Nome But werent nearly all of the HRE 'countries' smaller states who named themselves undr the banner of the HRE? Youre saying the Vatican didnt want protection of the surrounding superpower from heden invasions?

    • @jampe1965
      @jampe1965 6 лет назад +1

      @@Rugess-Nome true, but its not about if they existed then, but which modern countries would be included

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 года назад +66

    As a dutchman I salute my fellow HRE brothers

  • @thecoolestcorgi4991
    @thecoolestcorgi4991 5 лет назад +82

    I’m really late to the party here, but it is hilarious that the HRE reformed would be stronger than the Roman Empire reformed. Shows how rough life is for the people in the Middle East and North Africa

    • @jensboettiger5286
      @jensboettiger5286 3 года назад +8

      The Roman Empire at its height would include all of Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Lybia, Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, England and Wales, Switzerland, Austria, Belgium, Netherlands, parts of Western Germany, and all of the Balkan states. It would definitely beat this HRE because it includes half of it, and Turkey, France, England, and Spain make up the difference and then some even without all the rest.

    • @ajax1475
      @ajax1475 2 года назад +1

      @@jensboettiger5286 time to cross the Rhine and teach these barbarians a lesson

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something 2 года назад

      Wtf do you mean, it would be more since it literally controls almost everything of the hre but further than east germany basically

  • @FrozenNexusHD
    @FrozenNexusHD 6 лет назад +115

    "Imagine if 1 in 4 people died today" yeah holy crap I wouldn't spend 30 minutes a day in traffic!

    • @hanspetrich6520
      @hanspetrich6520 6 лет назад

      *holy roman crap

    • @jayk4828
      @jayk4828 6 лет назад +3

      Çamaşır Suyu that also guarantees him no more traffic

    • @BeWe1510
      @BeWe1510 6 лет назад +14

      FrozenNexus
      Ok but you have also a 25% chance of never spending any time in traffic again

    • @Poggle_der_Geringere
      @Poggle_der_Geringere 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, because you would be dead.

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 6 лет назад

      Yes. You'd spend twice as much due to the people going to funerals to mourn their loved ones.

  • @lordvoldemort8904
    @lordvoldemort8904 6 лет назад +337

    It seems much more impressive in EU4.

    • @leemurweeks
      @leemurweeks 6 лет назад +12

      What you mean disgusting borders? I think I prefer the CK2 one

    • @piracci1038
      @piracci1038 6 лет назад

      leemurweeks same.
      Atleast there we can expand there empire easily and dynastic struggles

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 6 лет назад +9

      I seriously hate the fucking HRE in EU4. I just wish the Commonwealth would mass all their motherfucking winged hussars at the border and run the entire mess over.

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 6 лет назад +1

      @@apotato6278 That's pretty much what I did the last time I played as them.

    • @EE-dj7et
      @EE-dj7et 4 года назад

      Just wait until Austria decide tó reform the HRE

  • @AnAlbanianDude
    @AnAlbanianDude 3 года назад +16

    It is actually Friedrich Barbarossa which would be the emperor, The reason of it is Barbarossa is still alive, just sleeping enchanted on a mountain

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 года назад

      Nah. The only true emperor would be his grandson, Frederick II. The old man was a total failure as emperor.

    • @jira6423
      @jira6423 Год назад

      He would sleeping under a river after drowning on his way to a crusade

  • @Miimu5210
    @Miimu5210 6 лет назад +195

    If the Holy Roman Empire reunited, I would be sitting on my couch and say, "oh cool". Then I'd resume watching Netflix.

    • @670HP-Package-NOW
      @670HP-Package-NOW 6 лет назад +7

      Mi United* due to the fact that it never really was one country more just a bunch of smaller states that didn't want to be invaded by France

    • @JuliusJuukulius
      @JuliusJuukulius 6 лет назад +1

      Been a long time Mi

    • @augustusstamer2428
      @augustusstamer2428 6 лет назад

      Mi Konosuba season 3 when?

    • @lolihitler4198
      @lolihitler4198 6 лет назад +3

      Actually you wouldn't since the country Netflix hides its offshore bank accounts in would be absorbed by the empire

    • @diamondminer81
      @diamondminer81 6 лет назад

      I read the thumbnail before the title and thought exactly that.

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 6 лет назад +62

    0:25 Explains why there were 2 videos about the HRE released 3 minutes apart from each other.

    • @Morgenstern505
      @Morgenstern505 6 лет назад +4

      Graham Turner he Said it’s a collab

    • @ekn_38
      @ekn_38 6 лет назад +1

      Splatter FX Really? Wow I wouldn't have known it without your help... Thank you

    • @Morgenstern505
      @Morgenstern505 6 лет назад

      Ekn _38 You’re welcome

    • @Ulas_Aldag
      @Ulas_Aldag 6 лет назад

      Glitch in the matrix

  • @timrez8257
    @timrez8257 6 лет назад +287

    What if minecraft’s enchanted golden apple was real?

  • @micha2909
    @micha2909 3 года назад +29

    Born and raised in Frankfurt, living in Vienna, also loving Prague -- I can't decide which one I would want to be our imperial capital!

    • @Broodplank86
      @Broodplank86 2 года назад +8

      In my opinion it should be Aachen! :D The imperial city of Charlemagne

    • @brauchebenutzername
      @brauchebenutzername 2 года назад +1

      @@Broodplank86 Yes, Aachen, if France is part of the HRR. Which is not so far away, it was considered something like a half member, but too strong to be incorporated.

    • @Broodplank86
      @Broodplank86 2 года назад +1

      @@brauchebenutzername HRR => holy Roman Empire? Acronym auf deutsch nehme ich an haha
      Are you saying France was strongly involved with the HRE? I only know of Lorraine, Alsace, and Burgundy being part of it more or less :-)

    • @brauchebenutzername
      @brauchebenutzername 2 года назад +1

      @@Broodplank86 Please be chilled. Lorraine, Alsace and Burgundy weren´t too strong to be incorporated. If France would be incorporated, it would rule the HRR.

    • @Broodplank86
      @Broodplank86 2 года назад

      @@brauchebenutzername If I didn't come across chilled then I apologize, I was merely curious about your thought process :-)

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 6 лет назад +411

    Make the Holy Romans... Imperial... Again?
    Make the Imperial Romans Holy... Again?...
    Make the Imperials... Holy Romans... Again?
    *sigh*
    I give up

    • @Adam-lb8ej
      @Adam-lb8ej 6 лет назад +9

      Probably the second one is the most accurate, giving the total decline of religiosity

    • @Havok474
      @Havok474 6 лет назад +5

      MREHA, MAKE ROMAN EMPIRE HOLY AGAIN??

    • @bonyfoxschannel
      @bonyfoxschannel 6 лет назад +7

      Something like: *"Holly Hell, make the romans empire again.."*

    • @Nordisk11
      @Nordisk11 5 лет назад

      Make the HRE what it was called again

    • @uncomfortablyclose8481
      @uncomfortablyclose8481 5 лет назад +1

      Make America Holy Roman again.

  • @age3801
    @age3801 6 лет назад +1149

    Aren't austrians germans with a different country name?

    • @00Trademark00
      @00Trademark00 6 лет назад +229

      No. And never say that to an Austrian :) Even worse, never make the same argument about the German speaking Swiss :) I'd even be careful around some Bavarians (many consider themselves Bavarian first, German second...or just citizens of Germany but not Germans).

    • @danielreick9904
      @danielreick9904 6 лет назад +84

      Even more important: franks: dont call them bavarians, because they see themself frankish first, bavarian second and german last.
      Same counts for any freestate (saxons and thuringians too). :)

    • @TheCerbari
      @TheCerbari 6 лет назад +360

      You are right alexandru the Comments are stupid, Austria is a German state the same Way prussia was and the Current 16 States in the german federal republic are. It buffles me how few people realize that germany isnt germany its the german federal republic a countrie Made up by german States.
      Austria is German, they just arent Part of the countrie formed by the prussians and its later succesor countries.
      But Austria is a German state the same way bavaria brandenburg Sachsen etc thats just a fact

    • @00Trademark00
      @00Trademark00 6 лет назад +43

      @ TheCerbari: That's like saying that Belgians (Wallonians) are French. Austrians are (mostly) Germanic but they are not Germans just as Wallonians are not French. In a sense Germany is a federation of different Germanic nations, which does not include all of them. If understood in that way then Austrians are "Germans", where "German" becomes synonymous to "Germanic" in the same sense that "Slavic" or "Baltic" are used. Incidentally, these terms are not binary either. Russia is in many ways a lot more Slavic than the Czech republic and Austria is less German than Germany as both Austrians and Czechs mixed with the other peoples the way that Russians or Germans didn't - at least not to the same extent. As for "German Germans" (citizens of Germany), many of them feel like Germans first and then [name of the state]-ians second nowadays, but Bavarians are a notable exception and there are a few more. Similarly, in the early days after the American independence, the people in the US identified with their states rather than with the federation. They'd be (e.g.) Pennsylvanians first and Americans second. In Germany this sentiment lives on, since the history and identity of many German federal states is much older than the first British colonies in the New world and the unification wasn't exactly voluntary in some cases (conversely, unified Germany is about 100 years younger than the US and changed borders, regimes and even split into two and reunified again since then). For example Bavaria joined more or less only because they had an incompetent king who managed to ruin Bavaria financially (by building things like Neuschwanstein and spending lavish sums on arts) and because Austria was too weak by that point to protect Bavaria against Prussia.

    • @TheCerbari
      @TheCerbari 6 лет назад +99

      +Trademark okay nice Text and you are pretty much right with Everything you say, yet germany is much older than the german Countrie formed by the prussians.
      People identified as germans In the holy Roman empire even if they were from bavaria for example. it was the Language that defined a German.
      And Austria is a German state thats Simply a fact and until the nazis most Austrians also identified as Germans even After the unification of the german Empire. (Eventhough i admit that there were nationalistic movements like Adolf hitlers Father was part of one who was against the Great German Solution and wanted Austria as a seperate countrie.)
      But people have different opinions and since the Fall of the nazis Austrians dont See themselves as germans anymore. But historically they are a German state. I mean guess Why the brothers war is called brothers war.

  • @jeromeb715
    @jeromeb715 6 лет назад +147

    What If Bielefeld existed?

    • @feuerderveranderung6056
      @feuerderveranderung6056 6 лет назад +18

      The world would be a dark and horrible place and probably would a lunatic hamster be the US president.

    • @jeromeb715
      @jeromeb715 6 лет назад +9

      @@feuerderveranderung6056 Hmm, but this Is already Reality. But 🤔 Bielefeld doesn't exist...

    • @geschichtsarchiv3957
      @geschichtsarchiv3957 6 лет назад +6

      Now we're asking the real questions.

    • @marcohaumann4098
      @marcohaumann4098 5 лет назад +8

      Leon Piotr Wilk Bielefeld gibts nicht, das ist halt ein Fakt.

    • @marcohaumann4098
      @marcohaumann4098 5 лет назад +5

      Leon Piotr Wilk Ja Bielefeld existiert halt nicht, das ist auch nicht so schwer zu verstehen.

  • @micha2909
    @micha2909 3 года назад +26

    The Holy Roman Empire is the only state i have patriotic feelings for. 🖤💛

  • @joshuasalem5022
    @joshuasalem5022 6 лет назад +56

    0:45 Don’t forget little Liechtenstein

    • @joshuasalem5022
      @joshuasalem5022 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Tsiprun yep, awesome channel 👍

    • @Exekutioncro
      @Exekutioncro 6 лет назад +1

      and Monaco. San Marino and Vatican aswell

    • @liamvarin6209
      @liamvarin6209 6 лет назад

      Joshua Salem 5th geography now fan here!

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 6 лет назад

      6th

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 6 лет назад

      But I'm not much of a fan, I just like his content a lot

  • @sylviamontolalu4252
    @sylviamontolalu4252 5 лет назад +1331

    *Holy Roman Empire?*
    *More like Holy German Empire*

    • @gabrieldutra3176
      @gabrieldutra3176 5 лет назад +110

      In Brazil it's called " sacro imperio Romano germanico "

    • @overlord165
      @overlord165 5 лет назад +81

      More like
      *The Unholy German Federation*
      Nah, the Germans are only a mere plurality so it would be better fitting to call it *Kinda-Holy European Union*

    • @catvapecult5876
      @catvapecult5876 5 лет назад +22

      In my country it's called a bunch of germans coming together.

    • @Criskross98
      @Criskross98 5 лет назад +88

      The actual and correct "official" name of the state was Holy Roman Empire of German Nation. lul

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +29

      Das Heilige Römische Reich Des Deutschen Volkes. So yes german empire.

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 5 лет назад +45

    It started as a Holy Roman Empire
    By the end though it was basically the Hapsburg Incestuous Collection of Every Possible Government you can Imagine.

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 6 лет назад +313

    Holy crap. You did it. You actually did it! You’ve answered my suggestion! :0

  • @BeWe1510
    @BeWe1510 6 лет назад +50

    It was holy, it was kind of roman and it was an empire. At least in medival times
    Holy because the kings got their titel of emperor from the pope, large portions of land were ruled by bishops and the church in general was very powerfull. This changed with the reformation and from that time on the kings just called them self emperor and did not care if the pope is actually cool with this.
    You could say it was roman because the emperors saw themself in the tradition of the roman ones and the papel state including rome was kind of dependent on the empire, but yeah to call it roman is a bit of a stretch and idealistic.
    And it was an empire because it ruled over three different parts (Italy, Burgundy and the german realms), so it was more an empire then an early form of a nation state. Until the end of the Staufer dynastie the emperors were also powerfull, this changed after the medival times when the state building was succeded on the lower levels and not on the level of the whole state. When Italy was finally lost at the end of the 30 years war it was defenetly not an empire anymore but to say it was never one is false in my mind

  • @rvb553
    @rvb553 6 лет назад +53

    *TOYOTA COROLLA INTENSIFIES*

  • @bernhardbrodowsky3261
    @bernhardbrodowsky3261 3 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @Kolokommouna
    @Kolokommouna 6 лет назад +501

    This is NOT the holy roman empire! Where is the 40 million counties and states, and the horrific bordergore!

    • @mxviii
      @mxviii 6 лет назад +11

      They're still there.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 лет назад +36

      mxviii But what he says in this video doesn’t make any sense! The HRE didn’t have a shared economy, each of the hundreds of states had its own military and it wasn’t even a military pact, so even if one of the states would be attacked, the others wouldn’t give a shit, so how can he still go on with describing it as if it was one singular power.
      Because the EU today is closer to each other than the HRE was when it existed

    • @Kolokommouna
      @Kolokommouna 6 лет назад +5

      r/whooooosh

    • @zelkovas
      @zelkovas 6 лет назад +7

      Le EXTRA funny meme He adapted to modern day's economy and political status. Weren't you think he would talk about feudalism, right?

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 лет назад +2

      Gus what’s the point of "adaption"? This is a centuries old empire, founded in a complete different time. You can’t just say "Hey, what if this "state" that has absolutely no resemblance to anything we have today, _just existed today_ ?! GREAT"

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 6 лет назад +318

    It wouldn't be as holy as it was back then

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 6 лет назад +159

    Make Charlemagne Emperor Again

    • @KimSkid2k
      @KimSkid2k 6 лет назад +5

      Tha God

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 6 лет назад

      El Kimpo why’d you say that?

    • @jumperwilli7770
      @jumperwilli7770 6 лет назад

      He was from the carolingian empire,not the same thing

    • @Vsmovies100
      @Vsmovies100 6 лет назад

      Just imagine putting one of the dead emperors on a golden throne to rule.

    • @GanjaEnthusiast322
      @GanjaEnthusiast322 6 лет назад

      It's fine, the French will decimate you again just like in 1806.

  • @aaravfatnani3181
    @aaravfatnani3181 4 года назад +11

    Kid: Grandma, can we have a Roman Empire?
    Grandma: No, we have a Roman Empire at home.
    Roman Empire at home:

    • @aaravfatnani3181
      @aaravfatnani3181 4 года назад

      @Louan Defar is it better now?

    • @aaravfatnani3181
      @aaravfatnani3181 4 года назад

      @Chronos I know but the borders of the HRE are messy unlike the Roman Empire.

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 6 лет назад +71

    western roman empire: I was the most roman
    eastern roman empire (byzantium): I was the most holy
    HRE: hahaha...fools...

    • @dragnarok4286
      @dragnarok4286 5 лет назад +5

      HRE:made by the french
      HRE:disolved by the french
      i guess the french didnt like what they created XD

    • @adamthetired9319
      @adamthetired9319 5 лет назад +2

      @@dragnarok4286, the French did not create it, though.

    • @dragnarok4286
      @dragnarok4286 5 лет назад

      @@adamthetired9319 Charlamagne created it Napoleon ended it

    • @adamthetired9319
      @adamthetired9319 5 лет назад +4

      @@dragnarok4286, but Charlemagne was not French. He was a Frank.

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +1

      "eastern roman empire (byzantium): I was the most holy" Say what now?
      It was most chrystian but definitaly not most holy.

  • @simonk.4338
    @simonk.4338 6 лет назад +75

    If Holy Roman Empire united, i would be it's loyal citizen!

    • @anenbychick
      @anenbychick 6 лет назад +3

      A já taky! (yup další čech :D)

    • @simonk.4338
      @simonk.4338 6 лет назад +6

      Eliphas hehe :) I am neither Roman or Holy but who cares ? Deus Vult and Roma Invicta forever!

    • @veronanotges6290
      @veronanotges6290 5 лет назад +4

      @Eliphas 『Over Heaven』 Deus Vult! Cleaning Europe from Mohammedans.

    • @lightningmcnuggets9290
      @lightningmcnuggets9290 2 года назад

      Same here

    • @ajax1475
      @ajax1475 2 года назад

      @@simonk.4338 Roma invicta but miss me with that carpenter god shit

  • @selkiefluff
    @selkiefluff 6 лет назад +38

    Someone has to say it so I'll take on the burden:
    *CHIBITALIA*

    • @Mariii__
      @Mariii__ 6 лет назад +10

      THANK YOU

    • @elizah.413
      @elizah.413 6 лет назад +8

      This is what Hema was talking about when he said Chibitalia and HRE would get a happy ending

    • @Twelsaloom
      @Twelsaloom 6 лет назад +4

      OMGS F I N A L L Y

    • @Ahsoka_Hyrule
      @Ahsoka_Hyrule 6 лет назад +1

      I clicked on this video just to see someone comment this 😂 thank you

  • @Nauta_
    @Nauta_ 4 года назад +15

    0:55 Konigsberg as Russia...
    **Kirby has found your sin unforgivable**

    • @_np7
      @_np7 3 года назад

      sad German noises*

  • @kenji7816
    @kenji7816 5 лет назад +21

    I saw this headcanon,
    Italy misses him.He wishes that Holy Roman Empire would come home,unharmed,with him saying....
    "I'm home Italy."
    (Sh!t I'm crying--)

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 6 лет назад +511

    As long as the Habsburgs aren't coming back, I'm fine with it.

    • @Adam-lb8ej
      @Adam-lb8ej 6 лет назад +52

      Habsburgs are the best

    • @pabloramos1022
      @pabloramos1022 6 лет назад +53

      Their taxes broke appart the Spanish Empire. None needs bloody Habsburgs.

    • @chrisjohnson7872
      @chrisjohnson7872 6 лет назад +8

      @@pabloramos1022 Nah nerd your juan carlos the heretic broke it with his bourbons. "Taxes" my ass, without those taxes spain would have be in debt far worse than Greece's today. Inflation is a bitch.

    • @chrisjohnson7872
      @chrisjohnson7872 6 лет назад +5

      Oh buddy, they're coming back, and they're coming for that dutch slave-trading booty :^)

    • @chrisjohnson7872
      @chrisjohnson7872 6 лет назад +14

      @Hoàng Nguyên Yes and no.
      Yes, they plundered so much.
      No, it wasn't so much as plundering as it was milking it dry. Considering human sacrifice was popular amongst the Aztecs and heavily supported by the populace... There had to be sone way to punish them. Every other tribe willingly accepted servitude under the spaniards if it meant sending the Aztecs to hell.

  • @forthepotentates7526
    @forthepotentates7526 6 лет назад +37

    Wasnt southern Italy also part of the Empire at one time?
    I remember seeing it in maps, under the Hohenstaufen dynasty.

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 лет назад +15

      It was but at a different time. If you want to include Southern Italy you would have to exclude some other land and the HRE would be smaller.

  • @emptysvoid
    @emptysvoid 3 года назад +57

    I would have no problem with creating the Holy Roman Empire again.
    Would be funny to see scared politicians c:
    Greetings from Germany

    • @marcusfranconium3392
      @marcusfranconium3392 3 года назад +7

      actualy we already did , its called the EU now.
      But imagine if the holy roman empire was reformed after 1818
      It would have a masive global empire aswell.

    • @ariearie3543
      @ariearie3543 2 года назад

      You Germans like land grabbing.

    • @oscarshen6855
      @oscarshen6855 2 года назад

      @@marcusfranconium3392 People usually thing these ancient "empire" like a modern country with central government controling everything. That's just not the case, it's a very loose organization, without modern tool information can take weeks from one side of the empire to the other, modern EU is probably more connected than Holly Roman Empire.

  • @justinpachi3707
    @justinpachi3707 5 лет назад +37

    Dude the HRE took Sicily after Frederick II von Hohenstaufen became emperor

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 лет назад +12

      Frederick made sure to keep the crowns separated.

  • @fullenergika
    @fullenergika 5 лет назад +18

    I wish Wallonia could re-enter in a Holy Roman Empire.
    We were part of that for nearly 900years.
    One of the few region which has been in the empire nearly from the beginning to the end.

  • @jawbreakerhd9887
    @jawbreakerhd9887 5 лет назад +460

    When you realise Königsberg is apart of russia

    • @HipFire1
      @HipFire1 4 года назад +43

      @Иван Петрович dont summon the wherbs and kaiseraboos

    • @egegeggegeeg4789
      @egegeggegeeg4789 4 года назад +113

      @Иван Петрович KÖNIGSBERG

    • @leventedeli3701
      @leventedeli3701 4 года назад +7

      @@thefricking5407 Everyone is going to die someday

    • @lostc0ntrol
      @lostc0ntrol 4 года назад +11

      @Иван Петрович ты сам то был в Калининграде? Если ты не заметил, местные называют его Кёниг (с Кёнигсберга, но короче). Да и люди живущие в Кёниге симпатизируют немцам и балтийцам.

    • @jnb_110
      @jnb_110 4 года назад +25

      HipFire1
      Retarded Sovietboos and Russophiles at it again, claiming territory that isnt Russia’s? So pathetic

  • @magistral5732
    @magistral5732 4 года назад +28

    "Imagine a similar disaster today"
    Covid-19: let me introduce myself

    • @101trus
      @101trus 3 года назад +7

      1/4? Are you kidding.. everybody freaked literal shit about this virus even though it barely killed anyone.. I would hate to see a real pandemic or crisis occur where even 1/10 of the world’s population died. People would not be able to handle it in the modern day. Too sheltered.

    • @Cruor34
      @Cruor34 3 года назад +2

      @@101trus 100% agree with you. COVID is a fucking joke, even this "resurgence" people are talking about now. Like 1.5% of people who get it die? And most of that number are the old sick or fat. Imagine telling this to people even 100 years ago, they would be like ROFL we have more than that die of..... um... EVERYTHING. Society today is just full of sheltered weak pussies.

  • @Dylan-ph3rx
    @Dylan-ph3rx 6 лет назад +161

    Actually, it was Holy, Roman and an Empire - at least at its beginning.
    The Empire was Holy due to the majority of Emperors being crowned by the Pope, allowing the authority of the Papacy to reign supreme. It was Holy due to its majority Catholic Christian population.
    The Empire was Roman due to the fact that before the Emperor Frederick Barbarossa, the realm was simply referred to as the Roman Empire, the Emperor was known as an Imperator (eg: IMP CARLOS MAGNUS). It was Roman in nature and its polity saw it as such.
    The Multinational entity was an Empire due to the fact that it was Imperial in nature, and that there was an Emperor in charge. It was indeed a Holy, Imperial and Roman institution.

    • @tristiancapozzi1194
      @tristiancapozzi1194 6 лет назад +22

      Atlas But, by the time Voltaire made his famous comment it would have more accurately be described as the Nominally Christian German Confederation.

    • @UnholyWrath3277
      @UnholyWrath3277 3 года назад +9

      Super late reply but just because you call yourself Rome doesn't mean you are. Russia and the ottomans both did the same and they absolutely should not be considered a roman empire successor. The only legitimate successor was the eastern Roman empire/Byzantines until 1204 when the crusaders brutally destroyed it

    • @mrscoldarrow
      @mrscoldarrow 2 года назад +15

      You absolutely cannot make the argument that the HRE ever deserved to be known as Roman when it was:
      - Ruled by Germans
      - Primarily based in Germania
      - The Eastern Roman Empire was still alive and shared far more characteristics with classical Rome than the HRE most likely ever did
      Calling the HRE Roman is like calling America British: they have a couple similarities, but are ultimately very different and are by no means have any right to call themselves British when the UK exists

    • @thomasfuller5932
      @thomasfuller5932 2 года назад +7

      @@mrscoldarrow by the early Middle Ages, “Roman” was more than just “in or controlled by Rome”. “Rome” had evolved to be pretty much interchangeable with “empire” or “powerful”. Before the catastrophes of the 1200’s, the HRE was by far THE power of Europe, making it “Roman” in the sense it was Europe’s supreme empire and undeniable authority on the continent.

    • @brauchebenutzername
      @brauchebenutzername 2 года назад +2

      @@thomasfuller5932 Yes, and additionally the Holy Roman Rich was considered the legal successor of the Roman Rich.

  • @elizah.413
    @elizah.413 6 лет назад +231

    If the Holy Roman Empire reunited today Hetalia fans would go crazy.

    • @bonyfoxschannel
      @bonyfoxschannel 6 лет назад +2

      hentai?

    • @buyzenek8754
      @buyzenek8754 6 лет назад +2

      Ludzie którzy opierają swoją wiedzę na Hetalii lub Polandballu są w 100% głupsi od normalnego człowieka. Ci z zachodu chyba o tym nie wiedzą cnie?

    • @annbeilschmidt6917
      @annbeilschmidt6917 5 лет назад +24

      A HRExltaly shipper would sleep happily tonight.

    • @ellen3979
      @ellen3979 5 лет назад +18

      *whispers* germany is the holy roman empire~~~

    • @bzzztbzzzt2428
      @bzzztbzzzt2428 5 лет назад +14

      Yes.... But I still firmly believe HRE is Germany...

  • @Trix35k
    @Trix35k 5 лет назад +17

    RealLifeLore: *exists*
    Every Single empire that broke apart: I feel very good

  • @alexanderkaspari8787
    @alexanderkaspari8787 4 года назад +14

    I ask myself how this Empire would be structured...

    • @jensboettiger5286
      @jensboettiger5286 3 года назад

      We could just let each of the members of the EU appoint a prince-elector that is authorized to attend a meeting where they vote on who they will force the pope to coronate as Emperor of Rome, give that person a couple ceremonial powers, and we've got it done.

  • @amadeuszszymborski1224
    @amadeuszszymborski1224 6 лет назад +52

    0:47 Liechtenstein ;(

    • @y33t23
      @y33t23 6 лет назад +5

      Amadeusz Szymborski Don't forget little Liechtenstein!

    • @aplant94
      @aplant94 6 лет назад +3

      And San Marino too!

    • @zeser5230
      @zeser5230 6 лет назад +3

      And Monaco

    • @plumpsmedici7306
      @plumpsmedici7306 6 лет назад +2

      Amadeusz Szymborski And Luxembourg ;(

    • @amadeuszszymborski1224
      @amadeuszszymborski1224 6 лет назад +2

      yeah i forgot vatican city, san marino, and monaco

  • @hiukas.
    @hiukas. 6 лет назад +125

    What if the Byzantine empire reunited today?

    • @hiukas.
      @hiukas. 6 лет назад +6

      Deus Vult! Pretty much XD

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 6 лет назад +5

      It would be a very large Islamic country tbh

    • @jonathanryan9946
      @jonathanryan9946 6 лет назад +5

      Deus Vult! Well, that's no one's business but the Turks.

    • @10509054
      @10509054 6 лет назад +2

      *Roman

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx 6 лет назад +5

      but it would have istam.... sorry constantinople

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 6 лет назад +200

    There would be a girl claiming to be nero claudius and always saying "umu" when talking

  • @ivangregorovich9855
    @ivangregorovich9855 2 года назад +11

    You should do a video where you compare all the countries (and empires) you've revived.

  • @nousername1916
    @nousername1916 6 лет назад +72

    Can you please do the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth, Imperial US (US, Philippines, Liberia), French Empire, or Japanese Empire?

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG 6 лет назад +6

      Despacito Rico Mapping yes

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад

      Despacito Rico Mapping only two French empires

    • @nousername1916
      @nousername1916 6 лет назад +2

      Despacito Rico Mapping the colonial one with haiti, west africa, indochina, quebec, etc. i’m assuming that’s third

    • @Bamiyanbigasf
      @Bamiyanbigasf 6 лет назад

      Japanese empire would be a bigger threat to the Korean Peninsula than North Korea

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 лет назад

      Philippines Productions the term French empire has to do with the title emperor also there was two French colonial empires

  • @linajurgensen4698
    @linajurgensen4698 5 лет назад +528

    So basically the most beautiful countries all in one country?
    I’m in for that!🥰👍🏻

    • @frwt.0432
      @frwt.0432 4 года назад +29

      Yeah we all definitely want a monarchy to dominate european politics

    • @ineptsolaris
      @ineptsolaris 4 года назад +55

      F R I T Z W I T T E At least a monarchy would be more stable than a republic.

    • @frwt.0432
      @frwt.0432 4 года назад +11

      Rocky Carlton maybe. But still I wouldn’t want to be suppressed by an emperor/Kaiser and neither would I want to live in the conditions of normal people (like me) in the Middle Age and I don’t think you would want that either...

    • @alboimatri1864
      @alboimatri1864 4 года назад +5

      Not sure you want an empire with someone who had a war with the ocean

    • @alboimatri1864
      @alboimatri1864 4 года назад +19

      F R I T Z W I T T E You know, there are monarchies which dont oppress the people.

  • @Vengir
    @Vengir 6 лет назад +14

    One thing I've been always wondering with "What if... reunited today" is how do you manage to get your data for the parts of countries that are included in the territory in question. It's easy to get that sort of date for entire countries, but the parts must be really tricky.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 6 лет назад +3

      Vengirni well in this case it's easy. Do to all of them being part of the European Union they already have a capital. Brussels. Most of the important data will be collected there if needed.

  • @hohenstaufen2345
    @hohenstaufen2345 3 года назад +8

    It was an Empire. Maby just look at the times before the Habsburgs. You know the times we were more centralised than France. And it had an Capitol. Aachen. While the Emperor was not living there it was the place were he had to be crowned. And it was seen as the historical capitol since Charlemane and Otto the first

  • @Жикила
    @Жикила 6 лет назад +181

    What if the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth reunited today???

    • @voltek9738
      @voltek9738 6 лет назад +4

      @@Natogoon what? xD

    • @michaburek3628
      @michaburek3628 6 лет назад +5

      It wouldn't be rich but military would be realy fucking powerfull

    • @jjsmith7707
      @jjsmith7707 6 лет назад +5

      Especially given they were once a great power with modern technology and the right leader who knows what they could do.

    • @MaximKretsch
      @MaximKretsch 6 лет назад +2

      @@michaburek3628 Unfortunately economic and military strength go hand in hand.

    • @isyraf9989
      @isyraf9989 6 лет назад

      I prefer it called Federation of Intermarium

  • @finnertytalks2113
    @finnertytalks2113 4 года назад +21

    Being Honest Everyone Thought This Would Be The Most Holiest Empire Alive

  • @Zeecv01
    @Zeecv01 6 лет назад +26

    i saw hetalia through this. rip Holy Roman Empire, Chibitalia misses you :'(

  • @sloweny2086
    @sloweny2086 4 года назад +36

    Holy Roman Empire was the best!
    Greetings from its greatest ally, from Hungary!!!!

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 4 года назад +8

      Hungary is my favourite part of Austria.

    • @olek5903
      @olek5903 4 года назад

      That weird country with duchies principalities and kingdom it's a mess

    • @human8985
      @human8985 4 года назад

      You oeiole ang Hungary

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      Cat

    • @sloweny2086
      @sloweny2086 3 года назад +1

      @@MouldMadeMind These are two different countries

  • @The_Bismarck8432
    @The_Bismarck8432 5 лет назад +9

    The Holy Roman Empire be like “all your money is belong to us”

  • @CollieDaze
    @CollieDaze 6 лет назад +17

    You didn’t even mention the territory of modern day Liechtenstein and Monaco smh.

  • @neverluckym8728
    @neverluckym8728 6 лет назад +34

    No Liechtenstein :(

  • @lightningmcnuggets9290
    @lightningmcnuggets9290 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact the Hre was given its name because:
    Holy: it was a catholic country being made by a former pope of Rome
    Roman Empire: it was called this because it was an attempt of restoring the western Roman Empire

  • @Kendorable
    @Kendorable 6 лет назад +62

    Me: *don't think about your Hetalia phase, don't think about your Hetalia phase, don't think about your Hetalia phase*

    • @despairinq
      @despairinq 6 лет назад +3

      Kendal Kendorable hOLY SHIT SAME

    • @AntiOptimusPartei
      @AntiOptimusPartei 6 лет назад +8

      same. so much. even though i am in my hetalia phase right now because i just discovered it... i will never look at countries the same, this video made me feel very weird.

    • @despairinq
      @despairinq 6 лет назад +4

      im still in my hetalia phase too. except there was a point where it just destroyed everything lol
      we will never look at countries the same way again ever

    • @marcodiaz6124
      @marcodiaz6124 6 лет назад

      Fuck is Hetalia, you mean hentai?

    • @nightlightshinebright5552
      @nightlightshinebright5552 6 лет назад +1

      Kendal Kendorable R.I.P HRE

  • @Rikard_A
    @Rikard_A 6 лет назад +65

    It was an Empire. The nature of the Empre could be disacussed; but an Empire none the less.

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 6 лет назад +1

      Why isn't the roman republic an empire?

    • @twingo440
      @twingo440 5 лет назад

      indeed, they had an elected kaiser

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 лет назад

      The real problem with it was that for most of its existence, the title was mostly nominal. The imperial position had lost almost all of its power and was mostly about prestige and some taxation and levy (the amount of which could vary quite a lot depending on the whim of the local Prince). By the time Voltaire made this famous quote the empire was just an empire in name only indeed. Of course it wasn't the same way during the times of Otto I but this is obvious that things radically change in so many centuries. In the end, it's imperial status is indeniable for its first three centuries, but after that it became less and less and tangible with the passing of time

  • @camiadam5793
    @camiadam5793 6 лет назад +8

    What would happen if all the ice caps disappeared, instead of melted

  • @mehmetsahsert3284
    @mehmetsahsert3284 3 года назад +21

    Wien would definitely be the capital of hre if it was a thing. that city is beautiful and is the best option

  • @davide5797
    @davide5797 6 лет назад +40

    I would love it! I'm in north italy, and i could be in one of the most powerful country

    • @WFASPigeonGang
      @WFASPigeonGang 4 года назад

      VENETO STATO

    • @Faerandur
      @Faerandur 4 года назад

      The United States of Europe are still much more likely (even after Brexit) than a new HRE. And the USE would be much more powerful.

    • @ionutsorop8627
      @ionutsorop8627 4 года назад

      I live in München soooooo

  • @Rauskut
    @Rauskut 6 лет назад +34

    What if the Kalmar union reunited today

    • @UnchiuBaros
      @UnchiuBaros 6 лет назад

      Who??

    • @lucaventinove3151
      @lucaventinove3151 6 лет назад +3

      USSR Gaming. The Kalmar Union, a political and dynastical union between Denmark, Norway and Sweden wich lasted between the XIV and XVI centuries.

    • @veskascito
      @veskascito 6 лет назад +2

      USSR Gaming. Practically United Scandinavia

    • @UnchiuBaros
      @UnchiuBaros 6 лет назад

      Ves Kas better tnx

    • @kaickf.r.goncalves2846
      @kaickf.r.goncalves2846 6 лет назад

      Yes, please! It would be a pretty interesting video, considering how different in terms of power, size and demographics a modern Kalmar Union would be compared to other "What if ... reunited" videos RLL has done in the past.

  • @eliasfrahat7074
    @eliasfrahat7074 6 лет назад +664

    Not Holy not Roman not Empire
    Just a literal mess

    • @ferero6642
      @ferero6642 6 лет назад +10

      Elias Frahat look wo says it

    • @chief7033
      @chief7033 6 лет назад +30

      The they chose it because it sounds better than the Warlike Germanic Federation

    • @Gianjxx
      @Gianjxx 6 лет назад +41

      Now that you mention it, Warlike Germanic Federation sounded really cool lmao

    • @10hawell
      @10hawell 6 лет назад +20

      1/3 of the nations were not even Germanic lol, genetic tests show that even modern Germans east of Magdeburg are German-language speaking Slavs - Hitler would shit himself if nazis had genetic testing back then.

    • @J37-q4s
      @J37-q4s 6 лет назад

      EU4 has taught us that.

  • @thetake-geopolitics4961
    @thetake-geopolitics4961 3 года назад +2

    Okay you've convinced me, let's get this back

  • @zenavine
    @zenavine 6 лет назад +20

    What if the German empire at the height of its power in 1914 reunited today?

    • @k42uy4
      @k42uy4 6 лет назад +4

      or 1941

    • @zenavine
      @zenavine 6 лет назад

      GAMERKAZUYA eiether one works

    • @Andromediens
      @Andromediens 6 лет назад

      1914 Germany was rekt like fuck, and props to them, the UK and France didn't invade the country because they've some manners and humanity

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 6 лет назад +8

      Pushing both France and Britain almost the entire way back to Paris despite standing on its own while defeating the Russians in the East and keeping the Italians, Serbs and Romanians pinned down with their Allies is considered "rekt like fuck" by you? It took three mayor European Powers four years as well as the Assistance of the US, Italy and numerous minor Nations to contain Germany which was only assisted by two dying Empires.
      Also the UK and France didn't invade Germany because their troops as well as their reserves were also exhausted. If they saw any chance of doing it without the number of Casualties exceeding the number of Reserves brought into the war they would have done it. "Manners and Humanity" didn't matter after 4 years of fighting.

    • @Andromediens
      @Andromediens 6 лет назад

      Hell no, they didn't invade due to the treity made by themselves, in 1918 Germany was in bankrupt and we saved the country by lots of trades.
      The treity of Paris was mentionning to NOT INVADE nor taking any land from Germany because the people weren't responsible of Wilhelm II actions.
      But 20 years later, some people like Hitler did a coup and wanted to go in war against East Europe, then the Phony War started and you know the rest of the story.

  • @RexPlaysRoblox
    @RexPlaysRoblox 6 лет назад +119

    What if Poland-Lithuania reunited today?

    • @traktortarik8224
      @traktortarik8224 6 лет назад

      CHR0N1CLES hell would ensue

    • @Liam-fs5fe
      @Liam-fs5fe 6 лет назад +8

      Would be trash

    • @MarcinKralka
      @MarcinKralka 6 лет назад +7

      *międzymorze intensifies

    • @bartolo-kh4qw
      @bartolo-kh4qw 6 лет назад +1

      Secend Volhynia massacre and a lot of vodka with getting sick adis.

    • @drharnsaft1005
      @drharnsaft1005 6 лет назад

      It wouldn't be very powerful in terms of economy, also a big corrupt mess.

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 лет назад +6

    Great video as always!

  • @oldculi
    @oldculi 3 года назад +4

    It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it.

  • @Gew219
    @Gew219 6 лет назад +44

    Prussia (the region) was never a part of Holy Roman Empire.
    The map from Wikipedia you used as the source of your video is an ahistorical fantasy of one guy by the name of Ernio48.

    • @thingymatt3993
      @thingymatt3993 6 лет назад +4

      this is correct as many nations held land outside the empire, but i think its acceptable here as even saying it was a nation is wrong

    • @midagakorchev8720
      @midagakorchev8720 6 лет назад +7

      The Empire consisted of princely states and although many had land outside the Empire, they just combined the territories of all princes. Looks better on the thumbnail.

    • @charles-olivierdenis6633
      @charles-olivierdenis6633 6 лет назад +2

      Ahem. You might be confused with the German Confederation.

    • @oculusvision558
      @oculusvision558 6 лет назад +3

      It is correct, since Prussia haven't separated yet by that time. The first kind of Prussia state was established in 1525

    • @granddukeofmecklenburg
      @granddukeofmecklenburg 6 лет назад +3

      Erikas Valnickis but the Kingdom of Prussia(1701-1918), was actually just Brandenburg that used Prussia as an excuse to call Frederick I, king...Brandenburg ended up with Prussia, then named its whole nation prussia even when most of them were Bradenburgers

  • @iuliusconstantcornelio2018
    @iuliusconstantcornelio2018 6 лет назад +58

    During Charles V reign it was the peak of the Holy Roman Empire, because he was also King of Spain, so he had Southern Italy and the Spanish colonies as well under his control !

    • @thebrocialist8300
      @thebrocialist8300 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah, I don’t quite get why they left Carlos and the Spaniards out of the picture.

    • @HellSound94
      @HellSound94 6 лет назад +30

      That's because they were never imperial territories, in a strict sense. Charles V ruled on Spain (and colonies) as King of Spain and on Southern Italy as King of Naples; those were two different political entities with different laws and governing bodies (e.g. Charles was legitimated as king of Spain by the Spanish Cortes, which he had to deal with for spanish affairs, but the Cortes didn't have a say for German matters, just like the German princes for Spanish matters).
      Another example: George III of the UK was also prince of Hannover, but you wouldn't say Hannover has ever been a part of the UK.

    • @kaiserwilhelmii2251
      @kaiserwilhelmii2251 6 лет назад +2

      Iulius Constant Cornelio Spain, south Italy and the viceroyalties in the Americas weren't part of the hre only the Spanish Netherlands

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 6 лет назад +2

      Not really his reign was plauged by wars with France, the Ottomans, Italians, Scandinavians and Dutch (That was more during his son Philip II reign tough). In adittion that would have been the Spanish empire height (conquest of Maya's and Incas), since for the HRE it was the time of the Great Italian wars and 30 years war (real WWI).

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze 5 лет назад +7

      The peak of the HRE came from the reign of Frederick II of Hohenstaufen, an Italo-German monarch that was King of Sicily, of Jerusalem, of Italy and Germany

  • @sameerhasan8101
    @sameerhasan8101 6 лет назад +15

    RealLifeLore I really like your videos regarding the reunion of historical empires! Can you please do the same for the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth?

    • @HippasosofMetapontum
      @HippasosofMetapontum 2 года назад

      oh yeah would love to see that. I wish Russia, Poland-Lithuania and HRE would coexist, but this time more peacefully :3

  • @aceofr3ap3r21
    @aceofr3ap3r21 4 года назад +1

    Holy Roman empire: _reunites today_
    The living Habsburg Heir: "allright I'll do it myself"

  • @Emichi-1132
    @Emichi-1132 6 лет назад +27

    Every hetalian cried