I had inazuma completely mapped and I was world level 4 when I got my first 5 star, and I lost the 50/50. I could've gotten Ayaka, but I got Jean. I wasn't super disappointed, but I still wanted Ayaka.
I think calling him a healer is a bit of an overstatement...xD 300-400 HP or so every 6 seconds at lvl 90 (and only for himself, at that) is not exactly what I'd classify as a healer 🤷♀️
Good luck for Mike btw.... Unlike me, i wasted money since the day its release... Nope... Not gonna get hu tao this time Edit: now im broke, i got hu tao on 130th pull😭
This guy’s AR11 with xiao, ningguang, beidou, and Bennet, while I don’t have a single five star except for traveler and Jean 😔 Edit: I JUST GOT VENTI ON THE RERUN JSJS
@@emeralddevil3834 All three banners have a separate history counter in the lower left side of the screen to the right of shop and details. The game tracks pity for the three separate banners (or 4 banners if your a newb who didn't use up their beginner banner). Unless you have all the characters you want, then it's best to avoid the weapon and standard banners as only the limited time character banners guarantees a 5 star character whereas the standard banner may instead give you a 5 star weapon. Also, even if you lose the initial 50/50 by getting a non banner 5 star on a specific character banner, you can then save up your primos for another upcoming character banner YOU REALLY WANT and FOR SURE get the banner 5 star when your next pity hits. (hopefully not at 90 wishes.lol) Worst case you have to roll 180 times, but you will at least get two 5 star characters... Better to build up your pity in a single banner instead of spreading it out to three separate banners, unless of course you already have every character you want, in which case go for the weapon banner. You should only roll on the standard banner with the free Acquaint Fates the game gives you, all your earned primos (either earned with time if F2P or Money if whale) should be spent on Intertwined Fates if your smart.
@@equinoxwb1367 WHY LMAO i started playing it a week ago like over a week into hu tao being there and i wanted her so bad but i got no itunes money and either way my dad wouldn’t waste any so i’m stuck here with no zombie and no hu tao like everyone else
@@kelvinyek8799 oh dw I got so many lions roar and the flute now :/ it sucks like if I’m gonna get a weapon can I get the widthest????? Or at least sacrificial sword FOR xingqiu
Tip: If you’re out of wishes/primogems, use the masterless stardust you’ve gotten from all your ten/single pulls to purchase some wishes from the shop.
@@divya5831 u just have a 10% knowledge than a normal adult that work in rpg game too some kid doesn't know what is this for and choice to do not press it just like u can see ur pity , buying thing for accend in shop. a lot of adult knew that if a game have a pity Gauge/pity/ gruanteed 5* after lot pull they can see how much they pulled and can use a lot of platform for asking but kid didn't why? Ask ur self young man
@@Raven-qe9fu i have Hu Tao you actually need to make her powerfull so if you use her “ultimate” the health will only go down a bit or the “Butterfly” attack tho.
Fun fact: five star characters (and Barbara for some reason) all have a cinematic shot for there special attack Everyone probably already knew that but I wanted to say it anyway soo-
@@mikasearpiercing they made her a 4 star because she was the first hydro character and everyone needed a hydro character for some puzzles so she had to be free and they wouldnt give a 5 star free
I got lucky when rolling for Hu Tao and went from C2 to C6 Xingqiu. Unfortunately I haven’t upgraded him very much so my most powerful support is level 50 at WL6
For anyone not understanding the pity counter thing: For character banners, if you want a guaranteed 5 star, you need to pull at least 90 times to fill your pity up. For item/weapon banners, it would be 80. Of course, you can still get 5 starts before the pity counter hits. You can also not get the 5 stars at all, but get around two later on, on your 120th or 130th pull. After you get your character/weapon, the pity resets, meaning you have to work your way up. The fastest way to earn pity is to do rolls of ten. Remember that you can still get 5 stars on single pulls.
lol the video that popped up in my watch more section was "I'm officially the luckiest player in Genshin Impact" XD also note to bijuu: I've been seeing extremely cursed ads for a game called Penny and Flo. It looks more cursed than Lily's Garden, so you KNOW it's bad O-O
@@dolores3585 it wasn't really suitable for my device, since it was really laggy and always crashed. But if I ever get a better device, I'll download it. Besides, I downloaded it from taptap since uh I couldn't download it in the Google play store because it wasn't available for my device.
Except for Hu Tao. Anything to do with death and funerals is apparently bad luck in Chinese culture, and she is a funeral director. And she was in a 'haunted' location in her trailer.
To have good luck or bad luck, you first need to have one or the other. You had good luck, which, in turn, means you will have bad luck. Nagito went through this crap, you can learn from him!!!!
You know that duplicates are still very important because you can unlock constelations for your characters of which you got a duplicate AND that you can purchase wishes in the shop with stardust of which you have over a 1000. Hope I could help you! And DUDE you are so lucky to have 2 5 star characters in such a short amount of time and I never got a 5 star character. Good luck with Genshin!
![It Took Me YEARS To Get This 5 Star [Genshin Impact Swords Only]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dixrw6IKhmo/mqdefault.jpg)
mike: calls Xingqiu a “she”
Everyone else: *sighs in disappointment*
Same 😐
Poor xingqiu
Me: *visible confusion*
Me who thought Xingqui was a girl : *suprised pikachu face*
@@tonyli6004
Yeah :(
Fun Fact: You have a better chance of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket then actually winning.
Im never buying a lottery ticket
Ever
True
Wh a t
My mom has won before B) it wasnt the jackpot but she won 10 dollars
@@lol42235 Same, I usually get lottery tickets in California when I go there for vacation and get around 15-20 dollars from it
WHO TAO?
Tip: Every 10 rolls, you guaranteed to get a 4 star, and for every 90 rolls, you are guaranteed to get a 5 star.
There is also soft pity at 70-80. It is recommended to do one summons at this point. 10 1 summons are also the same of doing a ten summon.
@@serafintupas5395 Yup this is correct! Just reminds me of the math I was doing while wishing for Xiao
Got hu tao in my first 10 roles
I literally just commented the same Who Tao thing before seeing this comment.
@@jackieronaldwayerston6723 Aaa I'm sorry! We all can say Who Tao dw
Mike: "worst luck"
Also mike: *gets 2 5 star characters* at the start of the game
Exactlyyyy
I got noelle, yanfie, Bennett and razor at the start of the game. Is that good?
@@IIove0 yeah bennett and razor is good and yanfei could be a very good dps
@@IIove0 *Yanfei
I had inazuma completely mapped and I was world level 4 when I got my first 5 star, and I lost the 50/50. I could've gotten Ayaka, but I got Jean. I wasn't super disappointed, but I still wanted Ayaka.
Bijuu: Kaeya doesn’t heal though.
Kaeya: *Actually is a healer*
ikr i was gunna say that
I think calling him a healer is a bit of an overstatement...xD
300-400 HP or so every 6 seconds at lvl 90 (and only for himself, at that) is not exactly what I'd classify as a healer 🤷♀️
He’s more of an attacking one but has healing abilities is what I will call it.
@@pink_bunny_fluffy5936 What healing abilities?
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 Pretty sure at ascension phase 1 you unlock “Cold blooded strike” that’s supposed to heal Kaeya.
*Mike:* so she is a ghost girl...
*Everyone:* yes
*Mike:* But with legs
*Everyone:* no
Well she do have some nice legs 👀
Her legs are fine though....
@@Vexlavish please don't kill me 🥺🥺
@@troll2522 hmm I'll think about it 🤔
It's Female Hanako in Genshin
He finally experienced the real genshin experience
indeed
He's going to have a big journey, and we are still in the start of the game
Good luck for Mike btw....
Unlike me, i wasted money since the day its release...
Nope... Not gonna get hu tao this time
Edit: now im broke, i got hu tao on 130th pull😭
Im F2P and I’m trying to convince my parents to become P2W
Your gonna get he scribble day
Mike, you didn't lose your luck
*you just developed Nagito's good luck bad luck cycle*
He's slowly became nagito
This guy’s AR11 with xiao, ningguang, beidou, and Bennet, while I don’t have a single five star except for traveler and Jean 😔
Edit: I JUST GOT VENTI ON THE RERUN JSJS
Jean is actually pretty good for spiral and just general singleplayer. She isn't called the Queen of Fall Damage for nothing
I have no five star (except traveler)
Broke Gang Bro
I dont have a 5 star besides traveler
thats concidered atleast 1 5 stars-
bijuu *looking at my boy Xingqiu*: is she one of the new ones?
" A young man carrying a...."
Bijuu: ...𝗢𝗵.
I DIED MAN, LMAO.. thats my best boy!
btw xingqiu c2 is freaking amazing, pair him with chongyun, best combo ever YOU'RE BLESSED
THE FACT THAT HE CALLED XINGQIU A "she" -
dont worry i corrected myself later lol
@@BijuuMike *HELLO THERE*
@@BijuuMike I’m sort of disappointed that I didn’t notice
@@BijuuMike Bro did you just reply on my comment-
@@urdailyrandomperson Honestly, when i started the game and saw him, i also thought he was a girl.
*Xingquiu got some thighs...*
“yeah... most people tend to have legs in this game” oh really I hadn’t noticed
lmfao
oh wow i totally did not know
woah really? the more you know.
This is new knowledge!
Woah...
**Surprised pikachu face**
Charity: Every penny helps
Bijuu Mike: Every penny contributes to my gambling addiction
He underestimated the influence of Kakeguri....
Him in is head: I'm now offended
This is the new gambling now
@@vikiisaturkey2629 ain’t new
@@vikiisaturkey2629 not new if you played gacha before...
"but he can't heal"
me a F2P player using kaeya : well yes but actually no
Someone must tell Bijuu he should count his pity rolls, man be suffering.
How do u do that?
@@emeralddevil3834 All three banners have a separate history counter in the lower left side of the screen to the right of shop and details. The game tracks pity for the three separate banners (or 4 banners if your a newb who didn't use up their beginner banner). Unless you have all the characters you want, then it's best to avoid the weapon and standard banners as only the limited time character banners guarantees a 5 star character whereas the standard banner may instead give you a 5 star weapon.
Also, even if you lose the initial 50/50 by getting a non banner 5 star on a specific character banner, you can then save up your primos for another upcoming character banner YOU REALLY WANT and FOR SURE get the banner 5 star when your next pity hits. (hopefully not at 90 wishes.lol)
Worst case you have to roll 180 times, but you will at least get two 5 star characters...
Better to build up your pity in a single banner instead of spreading it out to three separate banners, unless of course you already have every character you want, in which case go for the weapon banner.
You should only roll on the standard banner with the free Acquaint Fates the game gives you, all your earned primos (either earned with time if F2P or Money if whale) should be spent on Intertwined Fates if your smart.
@@thespectator5259 ty!
He's getting worse, in the next episode, he may use the power of wallet-chan
YES
HE BETTER DO IT
R.I.P wallet chan
Sorry but there is no next episode
@@chickentree8588 why?
First it was venti and now Xingqiu.
"Guys he did it agian"
I mean it was probably his thighs
Don't act like that wasn't the same for 90% of the playerbase, lol.
"Genshin Impact is unfair"...
Genshin players: Now you know our suffering.
REJECT WHALING GO BACK TO F2P
This is why I’m saving primos
He legit got Jean and don't use it. Like wtf ?
@@equinoxwb1367 WHY LMAO
i started playing it a week ago like over a week into hu tao being there and i wanted her so bad but i got no itunes money and either way my dad wouldn’t waste any so i’m stuck here with no zombie and no hu tao like everyone else
the first ten roll's I got Hu Tao ;-;
Me: *intensely screaming while trying not to wake my parents up at 3 am in the morning*
Bruh i dont even have diona im Level 21
@@oscarooney1164 same
Last day single pull 4 am 💪
I got her first 5, I didn’t even have like any characters istg I had noelle and beidou and the free ones that was it but then I got her
The first 3 rolls I did on venti rerun banner I got him from soft pity
Bijuu: "this is pain full!"
Most of genshin players: "first time..?"
mihoyo be like: you've had enough Im gonna take away your luck now
Me: sees title
Also me: thats rich coming from the salad that got Xiao in like 5 summons
THE SALAD LMAO 😂
2 summons*
“Most people have legs in these games”
... somewhat confused- that was just a strange sentence-
This sentence is grammatically correct, but its wordy, and hard to read.
@@m00nstargachazz2 is this the Grammarly ad?
i mean... *he's not wrong*
@skeletzofficial No, ot's the gurbhub ad
Kaeya can heal himself when you use his E but I can't heal others. He makes up for it in damage. Kaeya is a great character and you get him for free.
"Not even the god Anemo himself would forgive it"
Venti: I-
*Xingqiu after bijuu mike calls him a girl :* 👁💧👄💧👁
venti: *you’ll get used to it*
me before playing genshin impact: Blue is a really calming color to me, I like it!
me after genshin impact: **pure rage upon seeing the color blue**
Me before playing genshin impact : Three is my favorite number!
Me after playing genshin impact : **Burn my device because seeing a three**
Before genshin: I don't really like orange all that much
After genshin: **absolute joy and happiness from the color orange**
I don’t think he realises Constellation 2 xinqui is a blessing! And he got chongyun to pair with
Ikrrr xingqiu loved me enough to come on the standard banner then klee’s banner when I first started :) it’s a blessing indeed
I don't even have him..
@@Pathfinder-qp1he my luck is literally trash because i get like 4 star weapons most of the time
@@kelvinyek8799 oh dw I got so many lions roar and the flute now :/ it sucks like if I’m gonna get a weapon can I get the widthest????? Or at least sacrificial sword FOR xingqiu
xingqiu*
PLAY
MORE
GENSHIN
IMPACT
3:11 “it’s not about the money, it’s about-“
*ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER*
he is now obsessed
He joined the club
💫 He has fallen into the rabbit hole 💫
He is one of us
who wouldn't be? jskdjakjd
One of us..one of us..one of us
Tip: If you’re out of wishes/primogems, use the masterless stardust you’ve gotten from all your ten/single pulls to purchase some wishes from the shop.
we all already know that
@@divya5831 because ur too young just looking to your profile I knew it
@@divya5831 u just have a 10% knowledge than a normal adult that work in rpg game too some kid doesn't know what is this for and choice to do not press it just like u can see ur pity , buying thing for accend in shop. a lot of adult knew that if a game have a pity Gauge/pity/ gruanteed 5* after lot pull they can see how much they pulled and can use a lot of platform for asking but kid didn't why? Ask ur self young man
@@divya5831 adlut know there is no way something that added in game and that have 0 use
Every gacha game did that u didnt belive download sms(sword master story) that is reccomend gacha form me
Bijuu mike when he doesn’t get hu tao: 🤬
Bijuu’s wallet: **Nervous sweating**
LMAOAOADKNAD THE WAY HE CALLS XINGQIU A SHE AND THEN READS "He" AND HAS THAT CONFUSED FACE SGFDVSBHEBNJ
“Is SHE one of the new ones?”
who’s gonna tell him that xingqiu is a...
*boy*
Me: Mom can you buy me primogems, i wanna get Hu Tao
Mum: we have hu tao at home
Hu Tao at home: *Xiangling*
Yes I literally has c6 "hu tao" From hu tao banner TvT
Xiangling’s actually pretty good if u build her up lol
@@alexis5334 not better then hu tao tho-
@@Raven-qe9fu i have Hu Tao you actually need to make her powerfull so if you use her “ultimate” the health will only go down a bit or the “Butterfly” attack tho.
I fucking rolled 20 times for hu tao and i didnt get a Single person ₩H¥
RUclips: no views
RUclips: 187 likes
me: yes, 911. RUclips is dying slowly.
@diluc epic
Fun fact: five star characters (and Barbara for some reason) all have a cinematic shot for there special attack
Everyone probably already knew that but I wanted to say it anyway soo-
Wait...I never noticed that the other 4 Stars don't have a cinematic shot!
all but traveler lmao
@Hatsuki Rei Wait what
WHAT
@@mikasearpiercing they made her a 4 star because she was the first hydro character and everyone needed a hydro character for some puzzles so she had to be free and they wouldnt give a 5 star free
Probably because she’s jeans little sister
Him not changing the weapons on the characters makes me slightly mad
It's been 2 months since he has played this, my pain is immeasurable...
Relate
Same
9 months now
more than a year now ):
First summon, "this is terrible!" Gets Xingqui. ... I'm so jelly, I wanted to get Xingqui to C2 at the very least ;w;
It’s understandable I remember when I started getting a constellation was like getting shot, now I’d kill for some 4* constellations XD
And heres me wanting a c5 xingqiu
Quietly hides my c4 Xingqiu
I got lucky when rolling for Hu Tao and went from C2 to C6 Xingqiu. Unfortunately I haven’t upgraded him very much so my most powerful support is level 50 at WL6
I can't even get Xingqui, he's a literal 5 star to me
Honestly I feel Kaeya is the Coolest Ice character Bijuu mike has at the moment
Xingqui is pronounced as "Shing" (xing) "Sho" (qui) as i was told, correct me if im wrong in the comments :D
His name is Xingqiu which sounds like shing-chew
@@daierosen yems, as my teacher told me *xing* is *shing* and the letter *q* in mandarin is kind of like *"ch"* so you are correct thanks :D
@@daierosen i just say ‘sching chou’
Him: * Ar 11 wishing to the genshin gods *
Me: first time?
mike:IM DYING IN THE INSIDE
me: you have a xiao when i never rolled a 5 star in my life
"You can't damage me" has the same energy as "i'm a bad b you can't kill me"
Mike: is she a new one?
Xingqiu: I'm fine :')
Mike: We need better Ice characters
Me: not you dissin my boi Chongyun
Me: not you dissin my daughter Diona
Now Eula is coming. Apart from Rosaria and Ganyu. Mihoyo has bombarded us with too many cryo 😫
@@gigimonsterable not to mention ayaka
Not to mention my bby qiqi too- she can't heal, do cryo dmg, and be used as a mini kaeya
He is weak and I don’t play him my opinion
4:36 he's literally praying to broke and drunk Gods
And he never played genshin again
“The Squan”
Edit: it’s been 20 minutes and I already have 15 likes- thank you-
Thats low but mkay
Xingqiu: I am under the wateeh
@@seimuu lol
For anyone not understanding the pity counter thing: For character banners, if you want a guaranteed 5 star, you need to pull at least 90 times to fill your pity up. For item/weapon banners, it would be 80. Of course, you can still get 5 starts before the pity counter hits. You can also not get the 5 stars at all, but get around two later on, on your 120th or 130th pull. After you get your character/weapon, the pity resets, meaning you have to work your way up. The fastest way to earn pity is to do rolls of ten. Remember that you can still get 5 stars on single pulls.
Mike: I can see the difficulty getting a little better
Just wait for AR 40+
Mike duplicates are great! They are part of a constellation which can improve your character
Will you ever play genshin impact again ?:/
“I have Barbruh on my team because she heals”
Mike bro Jean does the same, BENNETT DOES THE SAME (with their Q attack)
Bijuu: “Is she.. is she one of the good ones?”
Me: *what* ❤️
Bijuu: “Oh young- young man.”
*Thats what i thought*
That always makes me laugh
That's exactly what I thought when I first saw Xingqiu!
“Who Else Went Straight To the Comments” ?
Me
E
me
Me
me
MIKE: is she one of the new ones?
ALSO MIKE: a young man..... oh it’s a- okay-
When will Bijuu finally realize he can swap weapons...
*me still continuing to send Bijuu friend requests because i feel like 42 is high level*
Bijuu mike: *being obsessed with this game*
*Me who is obsessed with fnaf and other games like that:* No, no he's got a point
Oh imagine mike's face when he finally reaches ar 45 ಠ_ಠ
Wait till he finds out that he needs to upgrade talents weapons artifacts and constellations
“I have the most op character in the game!”
Venti, ganyu, and Hu Tao mains: 👁👄👁🤚
You missed Xiao's story quest
and the lantern rite
I think this is why he lost his luck.
Its actually depends on your pity, once you get a 5 star character on the event banner, your pity was reseted- just saying incase you dont know
"Barbara!"
Bijuu has been in Texas long enough to have an accent.
I'm actually slightly jealous he got Chongyun and Xingqiu in the first twenty pulls
mike : welcome back to genshin impact
subtitle : welcome back to kitchen impact
He Finally Feels Our Pain
When it’s one second ago and you’re not first
Bijuu: I can't do single wishes
Me who's gotten all my five stars from singles: 👁️👄👁️
Same I got hu tao in 7 single pulls 👁️👄👁️
@@cinamushi Oooh you think you were close to pity?
@@cinamushi give me your luck
@@akira58409 yup, I think it was my 78th pull in total
@@whatosthisaccount431 I bless thee～(つˆДˆ)つ｡☆
the fact that he called Xingqiu a women- 😳💔
Don't mind me, just seeing this memorable episode until another episode comes out
welcome bijuu...to the world of really, really bad genshin luck.
*Mike:* it was me
*Venti:* Yes it was you
👁️_👁️
day 19 of asking bijuu to play the danganronpa mod in friday night funkin'
WAIT THERES A DANGAN ONE???
@@venusnanami1976 yes
@@Vinamilkoriginaloffical1 whats it called
Bijuu has one of the most latest reactions from wishing I’ve ever seen
pft i saw a meme of people calling xingqiu a girl so when i got him i was like “oh my gosh i finally got HIM”
....Shing-Chou is the best I can explain it, I don't know how I can make Chinese into English, Hopefully you know what this means
I think it's pronounced Sing-Chew
@@OkamiKai6980 I've heard actual Chinese speakers say it's how OP said it
@@OkamiKai6980 yes it’s pronounced as shing-chew
@@meijelly I'm Chinese Malaysian so...yeah. But my Chinese is rusty af-
@@oliviacxw I saw a Levi as your proile pic. *You're a person of culture*
lol the video that popped up in my watch more section was "I'm officially the luckiest player in Genshin Impact" XD
also note to bijuu: I've been seeing extremely cursed ads for a game called Penny and Flo. It looks more cursed than Lily's Garden, so you KNOW it's bad O-O
Bijuu's wallet when genshin video upcoming: I don't like where this is going
Biju mike: most people in this game have legs
Slimes: and I took that personaly
Oh, it's called the pity system. All rolls that are bad in about 10/10 or 2/10 once you get a 5-4 star character, the counter will reset
This makes me want to download genshin impact again
Do it you won’t regret it
What made you uninstall?
@@dolores3585 it wasn't really suitable for my device, since it was really laggy and always crashed.
But if I ever get a better device, I'll download it.
Besides, I downloaded it from taptap since uh I couldn't download it in the Google play store because it wasn't available for my device.
@@dickhunter1167 Ah i see, i play on pc only. I have it on my phone but i don’t like it.
When trying to unlock a new character you should go to the location the character is at in the trailer to increase your chances.
Except for Hu Tao. Anything to do with death and funerals is apparently bad luck in Chinese culture, and she is a funeral director. And she was in a 'haunted' location in her trailer.
@@BNuts I unlocked her near a Temple in the Wuwang Hills (where she is in the trailer)
I died when he called xingquo a girl
To have good luck or bad luck, you first need to have one or the other. You had good luck, which, in turn, means you will have bad luck. Nagito went through this crap, you can learn from him!!!!
You know that duplicates are still very important because you can unlock constelations for your characters of which you got a duplicate AND that you can purchase wishes in the shop with stardust of which you have over a 1000. Hope I could help you! And DUDE you are so lucky to have 2 5 star characters in such a short amount of time and I never got a 5 star character. Good luck with Genshin!
*he literally has lisa in the team still--*
Hu Tao has the best personality tbh
Laughed my ass off when i heard "SHINKU"
I'm just joking but most of u all cant even say my name 🤣
Lmao same i lost it at shinqüí
Same 😭
I’m loving these Genshin videos! It’s such a fun game to learn and I’m enjoying watching your experience with it
Now you know what it feels like to be mortal like the rest of us
Alt title.
*Welcome to the video, where I tick off F2P.*
Mike: *I need the help I can get, all I want is Hu Tao*
Mihoyo: *You can get a "Cool Steel" instead!*
_Mike: Called Xingqiu a girl_
Mike: Why is my luck so bad now😔
Bennet: 👁👅👁✌🏻
Don't give in to Despair
And
Keep searching for Hope