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Игры
Игры
“A little trolling can’t hurt”
famous last words.
No
Lol
famous last words by my chemical romance starts to play
*procedes to text putin*
"Oh ****"
@@nathanchan1740 🤣
Fun fact : There are more than 400 million cats alive meaning that Beluga has an army for 400 million.
Beluga…it’s done
Yes
Wow
Yea but 7 bil humans
@@thefreshmememan5882 putin wont be able to enlist the whole of humanity, will he
“We are just cats”
“Do I know you?”
“BLOCK THE PHONE”
“Who? Cares” is so funny!
"You can't do it..
but we can."
Beluga is time traveller confirmed: Was texting Putin at 7, but talking about the conversation at 5. It's canon, and you can't deny it.
Or the video was recorded at different times of different days considering the 2 day time for the next video
@@Asurvivingslugcat It was a joke, bud
Guys we should all know Beluga can do whatever he wants, including time traveling
@@SnowballGamingGD agreed
@@dont5014 Ok🤷
"alone we can do little... together we can do much".
Those were the words of a wise cat.
Very true.
@@dont5014 ok time to go into lore of a clickbait RUclips comment
Fun fact: Vladimir pudding
Yes
Lol very TRUE
Beluga never fails to make us laugh. And i love that in every video is a moral
Petition to make an entire movie about this.
2:07, I like how accurate this is, you can tell that the dialing code is +7 which is Russia's dialing code
Yep!
wha-omg
So my prediction into what this number is:
+7 (Russia’s dialling code)
1st digit: probably an 8 since all 9 pixels are lit
2nd digit: most likely a 3 due to the top, right and bottom sidebars being lit. Also the middle is lit.
3rd digit: Deep diving into Discord’s font suggests that this is a 6. The middle and bottom rows are all lit, while the middle top pixel is also lit.
4th pixel: Right sidebar. It is NOT a 1 since the 1’s top bit only extends by, well, a bit. A 4 extends its bottom bar to the near bottom, probably where the pixels cut it off.
5th digit: most likely a 7 again due to the top bar being darker, like in the first 7.
6th digit: most likely a 4 again, due to corners being lit more when blurring.
7th digit: a 0 since of the dark pixel in the middle.
8th digit same as 7th. A 0.
9th digit: looks like a 2 due to sharp curves being lighter when blurred
10th digit: an 8 because all pixels are lit
*Disclaimer: Take all of these numbers with a grain of salt. This number was obviously a fake number with a “+7” to make it real. I only did this to prove a point that pixel blurring needs to be done adequately.*
*I have seen thousands of these blurs on thumbnails and in videos, and I can say I guessed most of them. Phone numbers, email addresses, even IP addresses!*
*PLEASE, creators, if you are going to blur, blur with a fine but scattered blurring filter. Low-res blur is not enough.*
Edit 1: … the phone number is real. uhmmm… beluga what the beep have you done
It's not only Russia, but Kazakhstan's too
Hah
"And that dear grandchildren...is how I beat the pudding man"
-Beluga to grandkids in 50 years.
Nice one🤣
But cats don't live that long
@@princeonagwa2750 The Real question is... is he with Pepper? or Snowy?
@@RobertSmith-sq9tl -_-
@@jadenxanjicertifico4223 It's a genuine question
@@RobertSmith-sq9tl beluga is a harem kind
Cannot stop replaying this video lol! great work
A -wise man- cat once said “alone we can do little… together we can do much”
1:18-😂😂👌👌👌🤣
Lol vladimir putting
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HOW FUNNY WAS THAT
The fact that Beluga roasted the President of Russia of all people, then just decided to take him down in war truly feels like an incredible movie stunt
The "it's bedtime sweetie" tho 😂 when they all text his number
Beluga's trolls are so funny. 😂
It's just a prank
The prank : 1:32
Mcdonalds;NOOO PLS PUTIN DONT DESTROY OUR RESTAURANT I BEG YOU!!
1:29 is it just me or did hecker actually get belugas name spelled correctly
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEGULA?!
:0
@@LMNOZs or begugla
@@kingduck6728 begula
"alone we can do little. Together we can do much"
nothing wiser has been said
"alone, we are small, but together, we are stronger"
-Beluga the wise cat 2022
idk why the emoji at 0:42 always cracks me up 😭
I love the fact that beluga always puts a moral at the end of the video
I did da intro
the fact that every bot on RUclips just copies the quote and writes something like "truer words have never been spoken"
Pollwe mo ok
@@justsomeguyonyoutube8443, truer words than what you’ve just spoken have (n)ever been spoken.
me too lol
Beluga’s videos never fail to entertain us
Beluga:
"We have a problem."
Beluga not even 15 seconds later:
"I'm gonna exasperate the problem."
0:22 Remember when everyone called him 'Begula' and not 'Beluga'?
2:13 QUANDALE DINGLE
Belumom said it's bedtime sweetie
Yes is earthquake
To destroy big letter
Try a demo
Legends say that beluga army still trying to text him
“Texting Random Numbers!” -Jeffery Bezos.
we can all agree that when beluga is bored, he makes terrible life choices.
Terrible decisions do not always lead to terrible consequences.
@Тимофей Слежук lol
1:53 was best
@@assbeater204 it was xD
@@assbeater204 it. Was
Love that Belu-Mom texted at the end
When you said time for war I got so hyped 🤣🤣
I laughed especially hard when Belu-mom, quandale dingle, red sus and amognus imposter started texting him. Your endings never cease to amaze and amuse me!
WOw dont go to any of the profiles if you want to keep your account
@@blackwatch2516 IKR, LOL
@@blackwatch2516 lol
Wow do not read the bots
wow would you look at all those bots
2:18 what a good phrase :')
The use of Swordland at the end was perfect.
1:17 “vladimir pudding”
beluga's mom texting "it's bedtime sweetie" really sent me lmaoo
The Best Video Ever! Especially @ 0:59
that was a very epic vid, good job beluga
When hecker said "we are just cats" it seemed strangely touching.
I liked that bit too.
Beluga, even with 2 minute videos, you almost never fail to make my day. Today is no exception. Keep it up! I wish you the best.
I agree……and I made a beluga anime intro
@@flame.6375 Hello my friend
@@sachiyo9102 what daaa hayelll u say
@@sachiyo9102 do I know u
Pollwe mo ok
"alone we can do little... together we can do much"
Smart cats teaching all the selfish people out there a great lesson.
@@dont5014 waht
I stopped watching u when u were at 4 mil subs, I think a few months ago and now I’m watching ur videos u made and HOLY u got nearly 10 mil subs. Gg man
Yo, Beluga? That army might be handy right now.
"alone we can do little... together we can do much"
Ah yes, wise words have never been spoken
first one to like with out readin your messege, javier :)
xavier*
INDIAN BOT
Say:hhhhhhhhh*blushes* hi
Who is This?
The “it’s bedtime sweetie” from belu-mom really got me laughing- 🤣
Same lol
These videos make me laugh so hard
Fun fact: beluga has more subs than Russian soldiers
Всем похуй
1:39 Putin playing with supergirlygamer :D
Putin popular mmos confirmed (also sad divorce)
I used to watch them all the time
I needed this after the terrible day I’ve had at work today. Thanks Beluga.
Beluga is the key to world peace
Alone we can do little, together we can do much.
Wise words by: Beluga
This Is Why I Love Beluga So Much! 🤣😂
Beluga is perfect to watch with a cup of tea. Yes I’m British.
Bruh
Ah yes, bri’sh people.
"Alone we can do little... together we can do much"
Beluga has never failed to give words of encouragement to us and has never failed to make us laugh
Bot?
Lol
but that's not funny- 😐
@@user-sr4lt3ij1j i- i mean the video
@@dont5014 what do you mean ?
That's one of my fav keep up the good work
"Vladimir Pudding" was the best XDDDDDDDDD
2:03 I wish I was alive in Beluga server then LOL 😂
I got banned tho 💀
@@sahajsachdevaa sadge I got banned too but I’m finally unbanned:)
@@lukeellis2611 damn you lucky guy
@@sahajsachdevaa yeah I had to make 2 more ban appeals to be unbanned tho, it took months
@@lukeellis2611 dayum it's a lot of work 😵
Hecker: They have a million soldiers
Beluga: WE HAVE 8.41 MILLION SOLDIERS
Hecker and Pablo are enough for the job with code hacking skill.
Hi
Can these 8.41 Million soldiers fight ww3?
@@adopt_kitler420 I would watch how fat people who eat only burgers will fight with the best army in the world, which consists of patriots and harsh people
@@edkng3828 But don't generalize all Americans like that. Many of them support a healthy lifestyle)
This videos cracks me up every time 😂
beluga declares war "attack on beluga"
Beluga: “I’m sure he can’t do anything absolutely worse.”
Putin: decides to put war on McDonalds.
Beluga: “Men set up your TnT in Minecraft style.”
I love you guys. Thanks for making my times with my kids fun. I'm always laughing with your videos 😆.
The best thing about beluga videos is the epic anime OST.
For anyone curious, the outro music comes from SAO War of underworld
Beluga, you are so funny! You never fail to make me laugh. Whenever I have a bad day, I always watch your channel and feel better instantly. Keep this up, you're doing amazing!
so unfunny
He really is hahahahaha 😂
@@emiyaarcher2803 so untrue, and nonexistent, like your mom
Man you're desperate for his attention
@@dont5014 ok
Putin: decides to put war on McDonalds.
Beluga: *"That right there is the biggest threat any could ever put down".*
That Guy Is Bot !
Belu-mom is telling beluga bedtime sweetie
I love how at the end there is always a lesson
0:29- I ALREADY KNEW HE WOULD TYPE YOUR MOM
Lol same
*alone we can do little...together we can do much*
Beluga teaching us life lessons that not we needed but deserved
@@dont5014 I did
Do
Putin declares war on McDonalds Beluga:How dare you
Bro’s destroying McDonald’s just because of one cat, that declares bad leadership.
These videos always drop when we need them most ☺️
Hello my friend
After every 2 days...
0:10 *beluwuga time* 😂
Hi radhika library kb jao gi??
Kisi k sath jao gi ya akele??
Agar akele aao gi toh m bhi aa jau ga😅
The trolling made me cry
Beluga: Alone we can do little, together we can do much.
Me: True.
“alone we can do little….together we can do much”-Beluga
Quote of the Century
I never thought watching cats and humans with funny profile pics talk would make my favourite vids
i've been here ever since the first video, they get better and better
Omg beluga he would never stop trolling😅🤣😹
Beluga’s vids are the best! Always a great thing to cheer me up
“alone we do little.. together we can do much”
Beluga teaching us things we didn’t want but needed
You need a 8 hours of sleep. Love yourself.
Sorry out of topic, I'm not forcing you to read this you have a free will. ✝️
Micah 7:8
“Though you fall, you will Rise.
Though you sit in the Darkness the Lord will be your Light.” Godbless You!🙏🙌😁😄🥰✝️🤍📖🕊️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️
Isaiah 46:4
“Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made you and I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you.”
isaiah 54:10 “Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed," says the LORD, who has compassion on you.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
John 13:34.
“A new command I give you: Love one another. as I have love you, so you must love one another.” Godbless You! 😄😁🥰🤍🤍📖🕊️✝️
Don't sub in my channel I don't need sub, or likes. All I want is all the lost soul. and I'm not doing self promoting, all is for the Glory of God.✝️🤍✝️🤍✝️🤍✝️
My favorite moment: Vladimir Pudding
LOL these vids r so funny im addicted to them
Plot twist: Putin is one among those 8 million sth army who comes to know the plan earlier lmao
imagine getting a heart from my favourite cat beluga!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, your a prophet
Congratulations 🎉
ohhh my gooooooooood
Thank you so much beluga luv u
You did :)
Wow 😱😱😱
Its all fun and games until beluga plays
The Sword Art Online Theme Swordland lmao
The sword art online ost right there.
Brings back memories 😥
I really love the last quote of every single video, it makes my day. Thank you beluga for your hard work to entertain us, I really appreciate it.
I made an beluga anime intro
@@flame.6375 Bro I saw your beluga anime intro it was really superb and cool. Nice
"random video" makes your day
@@flame.6375 that was an epic intro
@@dont5014 how can i watch your profile image
This is like a whole freaking movie in 2 minutes and 26 seconds nice job beluga
Showing Putin a picture of Pudding can be dangerous
Moral: teamwork is better than alone
0:15 beluga's time is 7 am ?
Pm
"Где меньше солдат - Там больше храбрых."
"Where there are fewer soldiers - there are more brave ones"
(c) Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov.
Greetings from Russia)
Да
Я
"Один в поле не воин" скорее подойдёт
''blushes'' the famous words
🤣
I like how Putin destroys McDonalds like irl in Russia, now McDonalds here is called "Delicious and that's it" lol
Wait.
I am Russian and I laughed at the joke.
O oh I think I am going to jail.
It would be funny if it was a joke
The thing I like about Beluga is that He doesn't do it for the money, he makes short clips to make us laugh, even if they are like 2 minutes long and won't get much money, he still continues to make them
Did you notice the Sao music
@@FrenzyOptic93. 1. I don't listen to music. 2. I was talking about the video itself, not the Copywritten music
0:59 that background face is priceless🤣🤣
The ending has me dead