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THE GENERATOR! | Hermitcraft Season 11 | Ep.9
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- Published on Mar 15, 2026
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That intro is what I imagine Lizzies bedtime stories are like
100%
LOL YESSS😭🙏
Ldshadowbaby will grow up with some of the best stories ever lol
dont worry, she will evolve as the shadowbeanbaby grows up.. she got time to polish up her bedtime stories
@DaisyFlowerBloomingand totally normal, remember
At 6:26 joel checking his inventory for something to give bdubs and its just horse head and leather....
That was hilarious he even paused slightly 😭😭
He chose NOT to give it to him bc they are besties
Bro brought nukes to the treaty signing😭😭😭
when bro's only option is to recreate *that scene* from the godfather
same vibe as "take your armour off" and grian looking at his milk-filled inventory
That comment last season about Joel having mania really manifested this season's events
He saw it and took it as a challenge
What do you mean? Joel is perfectly fine and normal and good and sane.
He's a bona fide magical pixie dreamgirl, and even the toughest of nuts cracks under his charm.
@OpenBagTwo 🙄
@OpenBagTwowhat- 😭
Joel is a theater kid that thinks being a theater kid is cringe
That is SO true
Bdubs folding under NO pressure what’s so ever😭 just the Joel effect
obviously a horse farm is needed for this endeavor, but then also a leather shop with a suspicious supply chain
YES! Leather shop this season, Joel!
YES
Joel could open a "vegan leather" shop (and just not tell anyone that "vegan" is the name he gives to the horses he kills).
This is such a good idea
that shop also need to sell anything made of leather... including the armor in all colors (yea they mostly used for armor stand decorations but people might buy them for that)
Bdubs folded into being Joel’s friend so fast 😭, what happened to “hate Joel smallishbeans no matter what!”
We'll have to wait for Bdubs to upload
he fogor 💀
Bdubs said it was just a joke and the clip
HELP THEY'RE THAT MEME "I hate that guy" Two seconds later:"me and the bestie"
Bdubs held onto a grudge for two years across three seasons. The hate is just festering, it will come out eventually.
Gem, Joel AND Doc* starting every episode both proud and annoyed at Tango’s fast building sends me 🤣😭
Gem, Joel AND Doc! 😅
@Robstar0especially Doc, he lives directly next to Tango and is hardly ever on at the same time so he just sees more chunks pop up whenever he goes online.
Skizz's build* remember skizz is the genius redstone master that teaches Tango (his assistant) all he knows
Grian complained (good-naturedly) in his episode too lol
I did not expect Joel to successfully create an alliance with Bdubs this season
I suspect it's not gonna be very long lasting >_
@Khaos_in_Limbo-y1y best to enjoy while it lasts haha ;w;
Very clearly setting up for the inevitable betrayal with the horse heads but I am loving it
He folded on his goal under ZERO pressure
@sm0g1405 Bahahahah i was thinking the exact same thing xD I trust he'll pull his act together again.
today's the day
today’s the day tim
@gtwgem today’s the day jim
tim, today's the day!
todays the day!! 😁
today’s the day :)
Bdubs: “Goal #5: Hate Joel no matter what!”
Also Bdubs: *Helps Joel plan shops to make him richer*
what episode did Bdubs put his goals? I forgot lol
@TovaExistsToday-l7nshould be his first!
and advising him to sell rainbows (glass) at that. Maybe a "high-tier" leather shop will also pop up lmao
As much as I also like watching Bdubs videos, experiencing him through other people’s POV is so hilarious
frr any bdubs content is absolute GOLD
Seeing a hermit without context of what they're doing from another's pov is pretty much always funny
Fr
A partnership between Joel Etho and Bdubs would be sooo cool, they could call themselfs JEB
and use the jeb sheep as a mascot
@whistlehammock Genius!!
THE NEW MOJANG HEAD DEV YAY
Next life series team?
@Sylvi_Sendero77they actually planned/plan to team at one point, bdubs etho jimmy and joel
"24 stacks of glass -"
me: okay, that's a lot but doesn't seem too bad-
"-of each color"
I just commented the same thing! :)
Fr...
4:26 Bro folded under zero pressure.
I had to rewind to rewatch him crumble more times then I will admit
0:39 I thought this was the story of when joel miserably failed his water bucket clutch in secret life
SAME LOL
LOL
I loved that Joel was looking for a gift for Bdubs but all he had was leather and a horse's head... not the best way to start their friendship!
You could buy all his wool and sell it for a higher price
cheapslate pt2 (perhaps woolthy? wich? idk)
Or "make a wool farm" by placing a copper golem in his shop and a chest in Joel's shop next door...
@wow95 Fleeced Fleece.
@RyanEglitis Automated robbery…
@RyanEglitis this is gold
I love how perfect Joel and Lizzie are for each other, you can see it in the humour of the intro. Two sides of the same coin fr.
yesss
Yuh
25:01 its okay you don't have to commit commit to the lore just explain it to us and we'll do the rest of the lore and headcannons
Frrr 😂 You give us AU writers a baseline, and we’ll go WILD with it lol
you should make a "rainbow store" that sells all coloured blocks, people may just shop there for the convenience of it being in the same store. even better if you put it far away from ren's
18:36 phew was worried I was listening to a unapproved message
Joel just casually recreating Rainbow Factory without ever being a brony is wild
He can't not know...
Mlp?
LITERALLY what i thought too!
He NEEDS to name a horse Rainbow Dash.
Bdubs caving so quickly was so funny. Yeah, why not, let’s do this 😂
Beans and Bdubs best Friends before GTA6
beansdubs
joel screaming about how long it takes to gather horse heads, a venture he has entirely volunteered himself for
(at what point does he just put on a horse skin and die by arrow a million times?)
I liked this comment, then realized it was at 69 likes before mine so I took it back. But I like the comment, so you get this instead 😅
15:00 Happy Late Late Late birthday Joel’s Grandad
10:30 Joel you could buy out all of the wool and sell it at your shop for a diamond for 3 stacks.
only works if ren doesnt restock
@the_dominator eh, Joel can be his best customer and just keep buying when he restocks. Joel doesn’t even need a wool farm of his own.
@lilmstreblegaming3687 maby that one is his personal wool
This would be the cheapslate incident of 2026
I think today is the day guys
really?
Today is the day!
what does that mean im kinda confused on yall saying that please explain i might know though but...... idk
@NALALALA_0344 Just watch the video. He just says "today's the day" a lot and this person commented it as a joke
13:07 we've had the bad boys... now introducing the dye guys!!
...I will see myself out
Impulse just made a giant smelting array and that spawned a delicious thought for me... Imagine that hallway to the reactor, both sides lined with tinted black glass and an endless line of horses in minecarts being fed into the reactor. Occasionally, between the horses, a minecart with a chest passes through, lighting up rows of menacing furnaces in the background. 😁
I love this idea so much!!! He should see this
24:15 Aka the wonderful baby LDshadowbean
SmallishLady
TODAY IS THE DAY! we all shout in unison
TODAY IS THE DAY!
TODAY'S THE DAY!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY
TODAY IS THE DAY 🕺🕺
TODAY IS THE DAY!
24:17 love this weird bit of you just quietly eating steak being randomly included, totally normal and totally fine!
23:00 can’t you get glass by trading with villagers? That way you won’t have to smelt it :)
I know you can sell glass panes to cartographers (I think) but Im not sure if you can buy
@DJBawnkersyou can buy from librarians, it’s my go-to for glass
@makcufoh right I forgot because my useless librarians won't reset their damn trades despite having EVERYTHING (bugrock moment honestly)
Yes, tons of librarians is much easier than collecting and smelting sand. Impulse has 100s of librarians, you just need emeralds. (Impulse has a raid farm or build your own)
11:37 what you do is you buy all of Rens stock for very cheap, and then sell your own for the 1 diamond per stack. Essentially, you are betting on Ren not having the time to keep restocking
The pink and orange color palette of the generator combined with the horse heads makes me think of the "awesome lesbian couple vs evil and intimidating horse" meme, or rather what could happen next 🤣
Everyone on the server going "ugh Tango" (lovingly) makes me laugh so hard.
My screen froze just after 3:19, so I assumed he was silently trying to do the maths.
I love the Etho-style flashback for the lost footage lol
especially the joel twist of him being insane and like having two joels at the same time
I was gonna have a nap but this is much more important
Shop Suggestion: A super store called "The Spectrum" where you sell all the colors of Wool, dye, concert, and Terracotta where you just focus on selling the colors of minecraft. It would take some info structure but you can add to the store as the season goes on with new things.
the spectrum 😭 bro stop tumblr wont be able to handle it
And he can get glass from trading with villagers for easier restocking and for stained glass
10:52 lmao not bdubs accidentally re-inventing mumbo's odea from season 7
That’s exactly what I thought
Bdea being uber successful would be hilarious
Was just thinking “Odea Again?” when he started saying that
I love how we got 1.1 hermits for the price of 1 with Lizzie popping in every so often :)
wow what a great intro Lizzie!
The intro proves Lizzie and Joel are couple goals
I have seen you 3 times in the past hour 😭
My personal tip for getting a lot of glass, get a bunch of librarian villagers to sell you glass and get a way to generate a lot of emeralds. You could probably get a few stacks from that without needing to smelt some sand
Throughout the top of your base you should add animals every once and a while! It increases the “wow! This place is so safe and fun!” factor if they see that there are animals around (like a beehive on a tree and maybe some bunnies)
18:50 absolute jump scare for the headphone users 😔
The entire audio of every video of his lately has been terrible
19:37 LOLLL "head" home
He's getting more unhinged each episode. Everything's normal
21:27 This is just like… like the rainbow factory.
bdubs folding under no pressure lmfao
14:30 Weird? That's really out of character for Joel since he's normally really normal!
0:56 not only did he fall far, he temporarily passed through some sort of looped anomaly ✨
21:00 bro is literally building the Rainbow Factory
Where fears and horrors come true
1:30 Okay Gatsby pack it up! (Musical ref.)
I wonder if he has anything in the shape of tea
@0zzyTrmp3t20It's only tea and he IS British....
No need for such...commotion. Soon you'll be laughin' reminiscin' you will see
the way bdubs folded under negative pressure is insane. gotta call that man origami for easily he folded. i can see the creases from here
11:00 This is the like the 3rd time someone has proposed an Ikea-type store that sells kits to build farms and redstone contraptions and no one has ever made money with it.
12:41 they could be a what?
OMG YES
THAT WOULD BE THE TRIO
@melaniecheshire6420Tall and short grass!
I think having a colorful glass shop would be pretty profitable
I think you need a horse factory! With some decorative conveyor belt shenanigans 24:39 perhaps a villager torture chamber for the golden carrots to breed the horses 😅? Dinnerbone name tag some guys and hang them from chains in a cavern or something. Have a few pillager wardens wearing horse heads? The nefarious opportunities abound!
10:25 you know there sure are a lot of pirates on the server this season, there is also an abundance of copper golems running loose. It would be a real shame if a copper golem got in the wool shop and started moving all those stacks of wool around. Ren would likely think he was robbed by some pesky pirates at first. You might just start the golem wars or even coppers vs pirates.
...You built the rainbow factory.
It's the Pegasus Device.
20:48
The "today's the day" thing felt like watching Hodor on game of thrones, at first saying the whole sentence and then ending up with just "DAYDYDAY" while descending into madness
Joel seems like he's doing well.
Stunning refresh omg
truly 😭
I was genuinely convinced that it was gonna be a rocket
19:12 EVEN THE BABY??!!
what is it with Joel being able to collect creators like Pokémon? everyone’s constantly obsessed with him lolll
Guys, I think today’s the day… you know just a thought
“This was a weird one wasn’t it” and its one of his most normal timelaspses 😂
The concept of using horse heads for magical power gives Rainbow Factory vibes. Y'all remember the Rainbow Factory? Where all your fears and horrors come true? (God that song was good)
15:56 i enjoyed feeling like an allay following you through the build
Also if you think about it, you arent blurring the lines of reality vs lore bc we can (lore wise) assume you are becoming more and more insane to the point you’re trying to tell us things that ‘never happened’
good work joel :D
Hey Joel, thanks for the FINE episode (it was super fun after a long week). Make sure to take advantage of the nearby villagers to trade for glass, cutting down on your sand collection and smelting time. Could add it to the lore if you make a village in your base style as a community of glass workers or horse-killing cultists.
19:09 THE BABY NO NOT THE BABY
Hahahaha... EXACTLY my thoughts 😂🐴
Lizzie's intro was hilarious combined with how Joel edited the fallong HAHAH
The entire time he was making the generator, I was waiting for horses to die.
Joel's inability to take the bit seriously is my favorite part of him doing lore.
*@SmallishBeans*
21:40 If you want a fog effect in the glass (it looks like you want that?), then you need to leave an air-gap between EACH piece of glass, or between each layer, OR if you want a "denser" kind of fog, you can alternate between Full Blocks of glass & Glass Panes (instead of air).
Because Minecraft optimizes the graphics by removing the internal layers when 2 blocks touch (including transparent blocks) so the block becomes a 2x1x1 instead of 2x(1x1x1), and that removes the color too.
A benefit of this is that the same amount of glass becomes at least twice as filling, depending on placement strategy.
I recommend using a "chessboard"-pattern but in 3D (chess-cubes, instead of chess-plane), you can use an outer solid edge of glass, to somewhat hide the "block pattern" inside the structure.
Joel firstly pressurizes and convinces Bdubs to be his best friend for the season then proceeds to start a project that requires 1024 horse heads, such a Joel thing to do
The generator reminds me of how onions have layers
The re-recording voice over was so much better than what he originally said. And the message was Joel TM approved.
8:50 Joel casually revealing he's dug out an incredibly large area somewhere due to how much moss he's mined "clearing space".
Finding 1024 horses to voluntarily donate their heads for the cause will challenging.
I was so excited for Jimmy’s stream and now I’m even happier
Hello Joel!
Happy belated 90th to the great-granddad bean
12:47 the "dye guys"
So... A horse head powered rainbow generator. That's perfectly normal
you should make a village of rainbow cultists that trade useful items or contain farms in their houses/huts. you desperately need so many farms
Joel is really saying “Taste the rainbow!” this season
TODAY IS THE DAY!!!
I got flashbacks to Mumbos Ikea store a few seasons ago when Bdubs said that. it is a fantastic idea
10:50 Bdubs could even call his shop IDEA…. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
i actually really appreciate you dropping the bit semi-frequently to be frank about how much work goes into it
1:23 she supports the duo
If you add some glass trading villagers close to your smelter you can trade while smelting.
Legendary refresh pull
“It’s magic! It’s lore! It’s a lot of work.” 🤣
24:00 remember to not push yourself! you’re already accomplishing so much whilst managing being a new parent at the same time, i think that’s just as if not more impressive as anything you do in minecraft. we understand when videos take a while to complete, you don’t have to apologize!!