Why I’m no longer on Impaulsive | JEFF FM | Ep. 122

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Комментарии • 915

  • @Userr0095
    @Userr0095 4 месяца назад +676

    "you probably have a genetic disposition to move large groups of people" had me crying lmfaooo

    • @L.I.D.I.A.
      @L.I.D.I.A. 4 месяца назад +5

      Bro frlll that shiy killed me

    • @iambakano
      @iambakano 4 месяца назад +9

      😂read the comments before watching that part and now I’m there Lmao

    • @Heather12878
      @Heather12878 4 месяца назад +1

      soooo funny aahahahah

    • @cathr08
      @cathr08 4 месяца назад

      Hilarious

    • @Magda1497
      @Magda1497 3 месяца назад

      Its giving human trafficking lmao

  • @Ikissmyself
    @Ikissmyself 4 месяца назад +648

    mike could not possibly manspread any further
    he's practically doing the splits on that couch

    • @twilit
      @twilit 4 месяца назад +14

      at least he has the decency to wear pants while manspreading

    • @TheEnthusiasticHobo
      @TheEnthusiasticHobo 4 месяца назад +12

      Mike Majlacrobat 🤸

    • @khargis
      @khargis 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 4 месяца назад +11

      We don't use that feminist lingo around here bro

    • @khargis
      @khargis 4 месяца назад

      @@alexnather7614 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Drea_A
    @Drea_A 4 месяца назад +276

    There's something hilarious about a 30-something year old grown man saying "my mom would have been so mad" lmao that fear never goes away

  • @Xmarkthings
    @Xmarkthings 4 месяца назад +947

    Jeff Fm community should start our own nation we’re a pretty solid crew

    • @alanan.4833
      @alanan.4833 4 месяца назад +13

      facts

    • @skaterdude14b
      @skaterdude14b 4 месяца назад +58

      we could get a trailer park

    • @amiraouahabi
      @amiraouahabi 4 месяца назад +7

      i agree

    • @lucrob4
      @lucrob4 4 месяца назад +11

      Let’s meer somewhere in the middle for the european, african and asian fans

    • @Anarchistpoppy
      @Anarchistpoppy 4 месяца назад +5

      Honestly I would be so down. The medium mediator we all are praying for is this! This is it people 😩 Jeffery has my vote

  • @harryhmashup
    @harryhmashup 4 месяца назад +391

    Mike is the most Dad looking non Dad going. Respect

    • @emwa.x0
      @emwa.x0 4 месяца назад +11

      The sublime shirt, jeans, maybe his age…

    • @guilhermepereira3512
      @guilhermepereira3512 4 месяца назад

      @@emwa.x0 omg you got me feeling very old rn cause i love my sublime shirt

  • @evap.5121
    @evap.5121 4 месяца назад +135

    "my mom would be so mad"
    "my mom would fight your mom"

  • @lexijones6414
    @lexijones6414 4 месяца назад +71

    “ I cant seem to get comfortable on this strange orange chair” 😂😂

  • @GlitterkatL
    @GlitterkatL 4 месяца назад +67

    I'm so sorry for your loss Ryan. Today is a month since I lost my sister and the pain is unimaginable.
    I don't know how you even did that segment, I hope Jeff and the crew understand how hard that might've been. Sure dark humor is fine but nothing helps. May moments of peace find you Ryan 🤍

    • @meganklobchar7014
      @meganklobchar7014 4 месяца назад +3

      This is a very sweet comment. He really nailed his segment too.. I might say his funniest one. SAYING Jeff's video inspired him so much .... Hahaha to do what he was trying prevent😂. But yeah having that much energy when your going through something so sad that's the last thing you want to do I am sure. If Jeff didn't say anything I would never have thought he was going through something so horrible. I hope he is able to find whatever he recorded with him.
      I am sorry about your sister. I could not even imagine how painful that is and hard it is to keep going. I absolutely hate death. I hate that we have to just deal with it there is no way to stop it. I hate how forever it is. Just so sad and not fair. I know it means absolutely nothing but I am sorry for your loss and wish your all the strength to be able to process and heal anyway you can. 💐💐💐

    • @DOWNTOWNMAK
      @DOWNTOWNMAK 3 месяца назад +1

      Likewise for Kyle too

  • @alexyaalves4214
    @alexyaalves4214 4 месяца назад +203

    Cody is soooo insanely hilarious and he’s being so serious

  • @huumluuv
    @huumluuv 4 месяца назад +224

    the jean jacket compliments the retro set perfectly 👏🏼

  • @saras2124
    @saras2124 4 месяца назад +76

    Mike telling Jeff he has a pre disposition to moving large groups of people made me envision Jeff as a herding dog moving cattle 😂

  • @obamastolemyvcr1446
    @obamastolemyvcr1446 4 месяца назад +206

    Steven leaving to focus on TikTok is so funny cuz his tiktoks are so half assed

    • @Reformed_Ruler
      @Reformed_Ruler 4 месяца назад +47

      He’s got 0 work ethic lol

    • @apersonwiththoughts
      @apersonwiththoughts 4 месяца назад +21

      Steven isn’t real

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia 3 месяца назад +4

      everything he does is just him being drunk like it’s only funny to an extent. i doubt he could ever be good enough on his own, he was better off as a co host lol

  • @hairiseverything
    @hairiseverything 4 месяца назад +217

    Cody has SUCH A PURE INNOCENCE that allows him to be shockingly honest sometimes, I love it so much.

    • @jo-eo9ld
      @jo-eo9ld 4 месяца назад +7

      We call that a low IQ 💀
      nah I’m just playin LOL. i actually think Cody is very intelligent when it comes to certain things, other times tho he be seemin a lil lost and unbothered haha

  • @taravc
    @taravc 4 месяца назад +104

    The Star-Spangled Banner behind Mike ranting was gold

  • @letycherra7485
    @letycherra7485 4 месяца назад +119

    Mike I am a recovering oxy/heroin/fentanyl addict and I just got ur book on audio books and it’s crazy how much I can relate to ur story , it blows my mind how the same story repeats it self over and over again . Ur book gives me
    Hope that it’s possible to achieve success after living thru so much darkness ! I love you guys in the Jeff fm team ❤️❤️

  • @xaviercourville6218
    @xaviercourville6218 4 месяца назад +112

    I want a Jeff, Mike and Ethan podcast rn.

    • @HangingWithJ9
      @HangingWithJ9 4 месяца назад +7

      Hell no to Ethan. That guy is a 🤮🤡

    • @apersonwiththoughts
      @apersonwiththoughts 4 месяца назад +4

      @@HangingWithJ9why?

    • @breez1065
      @breez1065 4 месяца назад +8

      @@apersonwiththoughtshe has no real reason

    • @JoshMacDonald-zj1vv
      @JoshMacDonald-zj1vv 4 месяца назад +4

      I laugh at Ethan . Liked the live pod . Him and Jeff vibe

    • @mattH3ew
      @mattH3ew 4 месяца назад +1

      ethan

  • @shook917
    @shook917 4 месяца назад +130

    Watching Mike nod his head up & down knowing he means no and there’s no emotion behind those eyes

  • @Plutonium.2
    @Plutonium.2 4 месяца назад +49

    Condolences, Ryan. I’m so sorry for your loss.

  • @caitlyn2oo
    @caitlyn2oo 4 месяца назад +33

    Theres so much that happened in this podcast. Congratulations Oscar. Im so sorry for your loss Ryan. Mike and Jeff should have there own podcast I love when mike is on.

  • @kayav1747
    @kayav1747 4 месяца назад +30

    Hey Jeff, I am a ucsb student and we have a group on campus called Gauchos For Recovery, and I am sure they would LOVE to work with you on some of these topics, they put on events all the time just to hand out free narcan, test strips, etc. Its obviously not the only (or the first) drug rehab group on a college campus but SB is only 2 hours north from you, just throwing it out there. I think you'd really enjoy working with some of the college-aged kids who are really "on the ground" with these issues

  • @Tracy-id8yo
    @Tracy-id8yo 4 месяца назад +58

    Jeff, Mike, and Cody are killing it! But dude Ryan’s bit this episode was gold 🤣💀

    • @saralyn6852
      @saralyn6852 4 месяца назад +11

      Came to the comments to find this…. Definitely his best segment yet. I love how Jeff was even like “ are you really doing drugs or is this a bit?” lol

    • @destinyfrangos1675
      @destinyfrangos1675 4 месяца назад +1

      YAS 😂😂😂😂

  • @taylorluchansky3055
    @taylorluchansky3055 2 месяца назад +7

    And this is the moment Mike and Ryan had off air beef lmaooo. I watched the live stream from tonight 3/14 hahaha

    • @leoabundez
      @leoabundez 2 месяца назад +1

      i had to come back to this too. It seemed like Mike didn't have any interest in Ryan's presence

  • @Jlaguna30
    @Jlaguna30 4 месяца назад +11

    Please tell Ryan as a fan, he can get through what ever he is going through ♥️ I care about you ryan and I can genuinely see that the team cares aswell for you, I'm not assuming I just know how real Jeff likes to keep the show, it's okay to be lost just try to realize that you are lost before it's too late♥️

  • @Jaskpaints
    @Jaskpaints 4 месяца назад +54

    Listen, I’m not trying to brag or anything, but when I was in elementary school, i was the line leader for an entire month

  • @firstlast-yc7tk
    @firstlast-yc7tk 4 месяца назад +21

    Sorry about your loss Ryan 🥺 hang in there

  • @oliviaposte5053
    @oliviaposte5053 4 месяца назад +30

    Ryan is the funniest. We need him on the pod full time pls

  • @jokomo2833
    @jokomo2833 4 месяца назад +34

    Jeff, Mike, the bathroom boys… with the occasional visits from Tana, Ryan along with quality guest…. 💋 a dream podcast

  • @Mileyplayz00
    @Mileyplayz00 4 месяца назад +33

    Condolences to Ryan and his family ❤❤❤

  • @jackiejaxkie07
    @jackiejaxkie07 4 месяца назад +16

    Mike flipping the headphones off at the g sound and Cody sitting perfectly still 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Daw.songreen
    @Daw.songreen 4 месяца назад +28

    These two are clearly the superior duo .

  • @devonmary4143
    @devonmary4143 4 месяца назад +10

    Sorry for your loss Ryan. Hang in there kid!
    Congratulations Oscar.
    This podcast was naturally hilarious everyone being themselves and bathroom boys killing it. Thanks for the laughs

  • @LindseyLewis
    @LindseyLewis 4 месяца назад +40

    Mike and Jeff are so good together! We need a show!

  • @hairiseverything
    @hairiseverything 4 месяца назад +16

    THE ABSOLUTE JOY AND GIDDINESS I FEEL WHEN I SEE MIKE ON THAT JEFF FM THUMBNAIL??? 👏

  • @kennapenguins
    @kennapenguins 4 месяца назад +12

    I like Jeff talking about missing Steven vs actually hearing from Steven.

  • @ericaramirezzz
    @ericaramirezzz 4 месяца назад +59

    Perfect timing

  • @wendyngo4900
    @wendyngo4900 4 месяца назад +9

    Brooooo when the star spangle banner started playing as Mike was popping off I LOST IT 💀

  • @Stinaz584
    @Stinaz584 4 месяца назад +21

    CONGRATULATIONS OSCAR!!!!!!

  • @kiyahskye6894
    @kiyahskye6894 3 месяца назад +4

    I’m sorry for ur loss Ryan, your energy still shines through the hard times! Continue being you and making us laugh

  • @MrAwesomemax
    @MrAwesomemax 4 месяца назад +30

    lol Mike looks a little too excited about that starting their own show idea

  • @user-pn2vv4nw2v
    @user-pn2vv4nw2v 4 месяца назад +14

    Mike fighting the plant is so me 🤣🤣

  • @gabiitana6049
    @gabiitana6049 4 месяца назад +5

    so sorry for your loss ryan, i lost my 80 year old father right before christmas of last year. it’s hard losing them when we’re young

    • @mattH3ew
      @mattH3ew 4 месяца назад +1

      sorry for your loss

    • @gabiitana6049
      @gabiitana6049 3 месяца назад +1

      @@mattH3ewthank you ❤

  • @BabyMango
    @BabyMango 4 месяца назад +11

    When Mike tore his headphone off when the gunshot went off 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jessicasponagle1156
    @jessicasponagle1156 4 месяца назад +3

    As someone who’s lost someone close to them from a fentanyl laced drug. Thank you for talking and educating about test strips. They’re free, they can save lives, they’re so important. 💕😞

  • @meaghahan
    @meaghahan 4 месяца назад +58

    Please do a podcast together!!!! Sobriety Society!!!

    • @brookebixler1040
      @brookebixler1040 4 месяца назад +3

      Ohhh I love that name!! Great idea!

    • @impano666
      @impano666 4 месяца назад +4

      Only sober guests allowed!!! 🎉

    • @iyona2305
      @iyona2305 4 месяца назад +2

      That would go hard

    • @pooja_aggarwal
      @pooja_aggarwal 4 месяца назад +5

      Im a sober alcoholic and that is the corniest name I’ve ever heard sorry no

    • @meaghahan
      @meaghahan 4 месяца назад

      Well! We as a fan base are taking suggestions

  • @PrivacyDefend
    @PrivacyDefend 4 месяца назад +4

    When Mike said “let’s wrap it up” when they were talking about Ryan’s loss, that was rude!

  • @shawnakenney9179
    @shawnakenney9179 4 месяца назад +4

    Jeff is a nurse plz don’t randomly take those antibiotics! Mike was right, you can build up antibiotic resistance really quickly if you pop a few randomly!

  • @blerinfamous4061
    @blerinfamous4061 4 месяца назад +8

    Bruh I chuckle every time I hear “my biggest strongest boy” 😂😂😂

  • @SkyB12_
    @SkyB12_ 4 месяца назад +30

    keep coming with the consistent content jeff 🔥🔥

  • @DelanoJ
    @DelanoJ 2 месяца назад +5

    Mikes comment to Ryan 59:06

  • @andreacamargo350
    @andreacamargo350 4 месяца назад +25

    Jeff I recommend watching a series that a Mexican stand up comedian did on prime where she taught prisoners how to write a comedy show and then picked some to actually do their bit on a theater, it was very interesting and full of emotions. It’s called “Libre de reir”

  • @crys--qy4ti
    @crys--qy4ti 4 месяца назад +20

    Im happy to be here a minute after posting! Im loyal to ya’ll! Happy to see Mike back 🥹

  • @meowskulls6561
    @meowskulls6561 4 месяца назад +5

    Ryan KILLED the in that bit 😂 👏👏👏

  • @bmoney28
    @bmoney28 4 месяца назад +13

    Cody's 3 minute rant starting at 46:00 is one of the funniest moments in jeff FM history. im dying

  • @galiii999
    @galiii999 4 месяца назад +4

    “Why are you talking in spaces” 😂😂 had me weak 😂😂

  • @wormofthehour
    @wormofthehour 4 месяца назад +3

    You are definitely made for more. Keep following your passions Jeff, you’re a fighter with a vast imagination.
    leaders need to lead

  • @johndaly5782
    @johndaly5782 4 месяца назад +5

    Thanks guys, bout time we have a great guys podcast…..I love the honesty and candid open conversations!

  • @mike10dude
    @mike10dude 4 месяца назад +8

    didn't even know about jeffs new video but definitely going to watch it now

  • @ivanthegreat1260
    @ivanthegreat1260 4 месяца назад +5

    Jeff no longer on impaulsive
    JeffFM bout to BLOW UP even more
    Been here since Day 1 lol

  • @EmilyTianaCampy
    @EmilyTianaCampy 4 месяца назад +1

    So so sorry for your loss Ryan, I hope you know that we appreciate you and are thinking of you x

  • @ohkeish
    @ohkeish 4 месяца назад +11

    Jeff and Mike are the best duo!!

  • @meowskulls6561
    @meowskulls6561 4 месяца назад +7

    I want more LIVE JEFF FM 🙏😭

  • @dillanhamilton
    @dillanhamilton 4 месяца назад +2

    Sorry for your loss Ryan. Best Co Host! You’re the man

  • @tinaball7
    @tinaball7 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank u for begin SO honest & saying ur Dad hated every second of his Job!! ✍🏼

  • @Janm-2
    @Janm-2 4 месяца назад +4

    mike is so good at keeping conversations flowing

  • @saturnal
    @saturnal 4 месяца назад +3

    The Mearth vs Nearth discussion was the height of scientific discourse 🔥🔥🔥 love this show

  • @ogloc9245
    @ogloc9245 3 месяца назад

    Very good episode! Thanks guys! Props to the whole team!

  • @Oraclebruja
    @Oraclebruja 4 месяца назад +6

    Sound bites were on point lol thank you Kyle 🔥

  • @TheKatarinaGiselle
    @TheKatarinaGiselle 4 месяца назад +5

    Mike works GREAT with you Mike! I loved seeing Mike on last time. I hope you guys are serious about doing this together!

  • @taravc
    @taravc 4 месяца назад +6

    “Why are you talking in spaces?” 😂

  • @DerekHaddlesey
    @DerekHaddlesey 4 месяца назад +2

    Love this community and the fact that Jeff actually reads our comments. I will say it again Jeff is one solid guy. Very wholesome he seems to genuinely care about his fan base. Love the show Jeff! Always entertaining

  • @FaituCopley
    @FaituCopley 2 месяца назад +1

    Only podcast I can actually sit and listen to the full way through anymore so entertaining always

  • @SarahKing3GD
    @SarahKing3GD 4 месяца назад +16

    Jeff, do not let anyone convince you that you're any less attractive with some scarring. Scars are sexy AF. It's like a tattoo but better because you earned it. You are still very much "the good looking one".

    • @Plutonium.2
      @Plutonium.2 4 месяца назад +6

      This is the truth and Jeff needs to understand it. Even the slight squint to the eye now is hot. It’s like when old movie stars had scars or one weird tooth or whatever and it became their calling card. A mark of character. Everyone wants to iron everything out of their face these days but what is truly hot in a man is a face with character

    • @Sof__pr
      @Sof__pr 4 месяца назад +1

      When he says this he’s literally fishing for a compliment and for validation

    • @Plutonium.2
      @Plutonium.2 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Sof__pr oh no does he need support after a harrowing disfigurement? What a fucking baby

    • @sierracindrell5775
      @sierracindrell5775 4 месяца назад +3

      Jeff is so much hotter to me now than he ever was in the Vlog Squad

  • @danieljack407
    @danieljack407 4 месяца назад +8

    100% the best pod

  • @Erykah_Mia
    @Erykah_Mia 3 месяца назад +1

    🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼My Condolences to Ryan! Sorry for your loss!🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @TexasPoonTappa11
    @TexasPoonTappa11 4 месяца назад +2

    Just in time for lunch. Thank you 🙏 ❤

  • @rob4430
    @rob4430 4 месяца назад +3

    Ryan coming in like that is gold 😂😂😂 was not expecting that. Also doc was incredible Jeff!!!

  • @melaniemoreira3937
    @melaniemoreira3937 4 месяца назад +7

    Thank god for this ep. Always makes my day better. Great idea if you both collab and do something together. 😍

  • @trd-ricky6904
    @trd-ricky6904 4 месяца назад

    These podcast with Mike are always 🔥 keep them coming

  • @TipToeTee
    @TipToeTee 4 месяца назад +1

    This is becoming one of my favorite podcasts ❤

  • @hamzahaque867
    @hamzahaque867 4 месяца назад +7

    holy shit this was one of the funniest episodes lmaoooo

  • @adriandebora2840
    @adriandebora2840 4 месяца назад +7

    RIP Ryans dad man🙏🏻 but Mike fucken doing the math cause Jeff said "I see a lot of you in him" 😭😭😭 had me fucken dead bro 🤣

  • @TRKTKO
    @TRKTKO 4 месяца назад

    Love the podcast guys, I gotta watch the documentary.

  • @Natalie-gw3cb
    @Natalie-gw3cb 4 месяца назад

    LOVED THIS PODCAST AND EVERYONE!!❤️❤️

  • @Suq3rst4r
    @Suq3rst4r 2 месяца назад +3

    59:19 CRAZY foreshadowing

  • @maddyrocks4904
    @maddyrocks4904 4 месяца назад +3

    Love this podcast

  • @raychelmiller2307
    @raychelmiller2307 4 месяца назад

    You guys are the highlight of My week. I am going through the pits of hell & all jokes aside, You guys make Me excape the pain for a needed break from the trials of life. Thank You... Truly!!!

    • @Inthemorningisay
      @Inthemorningisay 4 месяца назад

      Hope you find some light. ❤️ Sending positive vibes to you!

  • @jadenlunsford4186
    @jadenlunsford4186 3 месяца назад

    i just lost my brother to an OD on 1/26/24….thank u guys for speaking on the importance of being careful and bringing awareness to such a heartbreaking topic! ❤️😞

  • @katielegate
    @katielegate 4 месяца назад +3

    Sending lots of love to Ryan!!

  • @kelseybuttner9973
    @kelseybuttner9973 4 месяца назад +5

    You look incredible, Jeff! 😍

  • @SourZappa
    @SourZappa 3 месяца назад

    What’s up family! Love this duo. Both are one of a kind ❤

  • @Briebrie334
    @Briebrie334 4 месяца назад +1

    Literally amazing timing, I’m on my lunch break

  • @sharyn20611
    @sharyn20611 4 месяца назад +11

    Why am I so into this pod cast 😅😂😂 I am a new subscriber You're funny as hell

    • @cemernater
      @cemernater 4 месяца назад +1

      pod case

    • @sharyn20611
      @sharyn20611 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cemernater 😂

    • @sharyn20611
      @sharyn20611 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cemernater thank you ahahaaaa

  • @aussie7305
    @aussie7305 4 месяца назад +5

    We do have a community on reddit. We love Jeff

  • @Nina525
    @Nina525 4 месяца назад

    Sorry for your loss Ryan💜

  • @gladyssanchez5238
    @gladyssanchez5238 4 месяца назад +1

    should not have watched this at work! The way I had to hold in my laughter throughout. So good!!! :D

  • @jony6907
    @jony6907 4 месяца назад +5

    Jeff episodes are the only thing helping 2024

  • @420yoloswag4jesuss
    @420yoloswag4jesuss 4 месяца назад +4

    Best timing lol I love sitting at work listening whoever comes in to buy cigarettes is forced to listen too🤣😭

  • @alysafurr1328
    @alysafurr1328 3 месяца назад

    Sorry for your loss Ryan! We’re thinking of you ❤❤❤

  • @calliope699
    @calliope699 4 месяца назад +6

    not mike being mad about ryan “defaming jesus christ” after dividing the amount of money he’s spent on his girl by how many times they’ve had sex 🫣

  • @user-xk7vu5sf3x
    @user-xk7vu5sf3x 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for being one of the only all male podcast that I can actually listen to as a woman. Even with Cody’s comments, he comes from a good place. It’s refreshing