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Tea-sipping Englishman is a Freestyle Rap BEAST?! | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps
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- Published on Feb 11, 2026
- No way do this audience believe he's a rapper... When Chris Turner asks the audience to provide random suggestions for an improvised rap, this crowd laugh at him. Turning their requests into a joke-packed freestyle, he quickly has them reassessing their assumptions!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, freestyle rapper, and America's Got Talent Runner-Up known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, rap battled ChatGPT AI at TED, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil, received standing ovations on America's Got Talent and the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York.
🔥 GAY MONK GOING PRO 🔥
🔥 DOING DOLPHINS DIRTY 🔥
🔥 PTERODACTYL ON THE MOON 🔥
🔥 DOROTHY AND THE RUBY RED SLIPPERS 🔥
🔥 TRANSGENDER COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD 🔥
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(btw this rap is from Feb 16th 2024, recorded before Wicked or Emilia Perez had come out)
I didn't realize Wicked was gay.
@ChrisPJTurner: To you i implore ... pls consider coming to Singapore.
February?? This one was FIRE lmao
Why'd you keep it so long? lol . that was splendid x'D
@gaigelarry Feb _2024_
Chris, this is crazy! I was thinking about playing volleyball with dolphins and then you literally just said it at 1:46... xD
- No boring shit. So no food or animals. Be creative.
- A dolphin!
Worst part, dolphins are food too!
I know, right? He said no food!
He’s in the US…
He’s in the US, they’re not even actively listening
@bentos-wayyeah, our attention span is a bit….short. Haha
i couldn't even remember the 5 things. being able to do a freestyle about all of them is wild.
Is that you Mr Turner?
God forbid you ever come across any Harry Mack video, your mind might actually and literally explode!
@LdNyaxx I mean, Harry Mack is good, but I've never seen him tackle as complicated or unique topics as this. If you have any good videos to contrary I'd be happy to view your recommendation.
Thats nothing compared to tiktok...theres rappers that rap fully off the comments...for hours 😂
@LdNyaxx theres rappers on tiktok probably better then Harry Mack rn
That's one way to use an outstanding intellect
He could cure cancer, but he prefers to rap about gay monks.
There’s definitely worse!
Sure looks like he's enjoying his life. That's worth a lot.
and an Oxford education
That’s one way to pay someone a compliment
The crazy part is not being able to incorporate them into the raps, but to actually make up an entire story with details through multiple lines about them is INSANE.
And to a beat in rhyme no-less.
he was thinking as he was talking
he also wouldve prepared so many lines just change the principle of the story ...
saying that he is excellent for the rap voice really works well...
i would love to hear his comedy (more than this improv) he is hugely talented !
And include the wordplay in there too!
Indeed. He genuinely must have a very high IQ.
@borntodoit8744yes, but he prepared lines as he was talking then delivered them word perfect.
My favorite was pterrified
That was really creative indeed!
For sure that was swish.
Pterry would have enjoyed that.
I liked when he rhymes Columbia with fun for you
honestly so good!
I can't think of a better use of 200 IQ, bravo.
We need all the quantum mechanics scientists and freestyle rappers we can get!
Thought the same. Like this guy has these abilities. However we all make it work. We all have unique abilities and I as an observer loved his use.
😂😂😂👊
You know there is this thing called science?
@YTTYYTTY42 No, please tell me more...
My brain cannot even comprehend how you can put this together like that on the fly...
Some people are really impressive
I can’t even talk and think at the same time lmao
I love that he roasted the rule breaker 😂
This guy has a very special brain. As someone with a regular brain, I can acknowledge that
Probably a baby who cannot speak yet thinks every adult is galaxy brain, with their free-style talking all 24/7, they don't even need prompts from the audience.
@PhilAndOr as a normal brain I don’t understand what that means
I like how he not only freestyles the words but also drops knowledge about the topics at the same time.
The moon doesn’t have more than the barest of atmospheres-it would be incredibly difficult for a winged animal (particularly one adapted to life on earth) to fly there!
@neversinkmakes yes because we all thought this was a likely scenario
Yeah so true. I dont know how i lived without the knowledge of women fucking dolphins before.
@valeriegrindinger6294 i knew that before and i thought "he even knows that". You should google it, it is a quiet interesting story. there was a woman living in a house with a dolphin. the water was high enough for the dolphin to go through the rooms. some kind of experiment. and then, yeah, she made love to it.
That’s one of the most intellectual minds demonstrating intelligence in the most unorthodox of way imaginable
I’m glad the crowd got more creative after someone suggested something against the rules 😂
It’s really not that difficult to find an activity: play golf, conquer the world, painting clouds, bowling with jellyfish…
@joguess87key word, more creative.
I always think comedians like this prove how one-note humans really are.
Everyone thinks they're different/special/unique even.
We're not. We're all the same, with slightly different priorities. It's comforting.
Da world mines iam in everybody head at dis point. You have faith in Him
P-terrified killed me 😂
Should have p-terrified you ;)
This guy is actually bloody good wtf.
1am in Germany, laughed so loud my wife woke up. You're such a genius man.
Oh nein 😮
What made you ask him to rap about a day in the life of an Aztec high priest?
Are you Klaus?
😂
Do you have wife in bed with you and you watch youtube? Come one. Be more creative. Be her dolphin :)
Thats wild, I was expecting it to be pretty good, but the shear number of jokes was crazy.
You did a freestyle for me and two other people at a dinner table in Prishtina, Kosova a decade ago I remember thinking "why is this guy not better known around the world?" and now you are and I'm really happy all your hard work worked and you made it
Yo his flow is actually wicked af lmao
Check out Harry Mack too. Amazing!
That was incredibly impressive.
Chris: Don't just suggest boring sh*t like food or animals...
First Guy: Dolphins!
bar after bar
Spittin
🎉
In a bar
I'm English so I understand going bar after bar
@dr__pop__dryou stole my bar
That was way way way hotter than anything i expected.
Can’t lie. This is better than the most popular UK drill “rappers” out..
"no boring things like animals" .... "DOLPHINS!!!"
The P-Terodactyl part was so good lol. Great suggestions and way to piece them all together Chris.
THEY. ARE. NOT. DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!! >_
@meredocu That's a cool fun fact lol. I wasn't sure what you were referring to so I looked it up. Pterodactyl are actually not dinosaurs O__O
To be honest I'm impressed he remembered the five things. I would have forgotten two of them.
Exactly what I was thinking was wow I can’t remember all that and he keeps asking for more haha 😂
He's clever. You get that in England.
That is ridiculously good !
I stumble over words ordering food from a menu.
He clearly said don't choose boring shit like food or animals.....
First American: "Dolphins"
Fourth American: "Dinosaur"
xD
Tbf, the rest of them were technically animals as well.
@2Adapt true :D
@degenwowus apes seem to forget this little fact quite often. Similar to the fact that we also often see ourselves and nature as seperate things, where we are in fact simply a small part of nature. Even though our impact on it, is abysmally large in comparison.
Whenever I mention this, some people might think I'm making a fuss, being pedantic, or making things too complex or whatever. But I believe that this distinction is actually very important. As it might remind us that we live inside of, and are part of, a bigger ecosystem. One that we cannot live without, and are tied to implicitly. A intricately complex system, where we cannot even begin to phatom how everything is actually connected, what things hinge upon one another, or any of the unimaginable number of unforeseen consequences of altering anything about it.
They are Americans, at this point he is used to it.
This was better than it ever needed to be. Amazing.
This is a kind of brilliance.
You are truely at the mercy of the audience. I applaud your tenacity.
6:11 "I'm pterrified." God damn it. I'm not that smart.
you need to play more videogames
Me neither, but at least we are smart enough to appreciate this brilliant pun :)
Dude, hardly anybody
Unreal that he can remember and associate so many details
He says no animals so the crowd comes up with dolphins.
And Pterodactyls
wow dude I totally did not expect this kind of wordplay. Well done mate
Next level cleverness.
That's crazy fast thinking dude...
That was goddamn impressive.
So funny, amazing.
This guy is hilarious and so talented with a great presence on stage. Such an original act.
Americans not understanding this bar master will never not be funny
That was highly impressive.
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
First time back in a long time. I forgot how talented you are. Strong work.
how can you be so consistently funny and brilliant ???
One word - Dexterous.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Wow. Thats craZy talent.
Flawless victory
This guy is a genius
HOLY CRAP......
HOW???
He's a genious!
This guys is unreal. How does he do this over and over and over...!?!?
His brain is def wired a bit differently ;)
Complex mind. Crazy talent
His rhythm reminds me of ‚the streets‘,a British band from the early 2000s.
Yes, the brilliant The Streets (Mike Skinner) came to mind.
I don't know why I like the "funky monk guy" so much!
Shakespeare of Rap.
Just insane, raw talent
Prof Green vibes
Man. I wouldn't even remember the suggestions. Especially with pressure on stage.
I didn't think that Harry Mack had competition, respect!
Harry Mack is not freestyle
@aikidoisthebombyeahwhat are you on?
He doesn't, you can't make songs from this stuff
Would be interesting to see them duel.
@aikidoisthebombyeah what is he then?
This guy versus Harry Mack in BET for the source awards
Was thinking the same thing 😅😅
superb! i remember this guy from years ago, still amazing.
Damn, this is sick! Nice one bro!
Can't wait! 2 weeks left till I'll see you in my birthplace of Rotterdam!
This was amazingly amazing.
This is on a Harry Mack level. Bravo!
its really good. but harry mack is on a completley different level. He is more creative with wordplays and has way better flow.
@GustavGans80agreed, was just trying to give a high compliment
Hes an absoluty Beast! Extremely talented! 🤩🫡✌🏻
Absolutely top-class, Chris - thanks for sharing! 👊
You know it's Wednesday with Chris spits some bars in the bars.
These were great suggestions! Fantastic rap, Chris. Thank you for sharing these on RUclips! Love watching them 😂
This guy is really really good. Props.
Chris is so smart
Damn dude, I did not expect fire 😂 fkn love it
Lol don't check my browser history 😂
To be honest, that is probably true for like 90% of us ;)
sublime, a flipping genius ❤❤❤
When a standup comedian makes a rap from their head much better than most of today's major production.
Kudos!
Best yet
this was amazing. even for chris turner this is outstanding
The crowd gave him nothing and somehow we get drug sale urgency for top surgery. 😂 Impromptu comedy lyrical genius.
Awesomeness in action 😮
The first dude who yelled out dolphins is a real dumbshit. Chris specifically said no animals and then the dude couldn’t even follow his suggestion with an activity with dolphins. It was funny as hell when Chris roasted his dumbass in the freestyle, though. Pterrifide was brilliant.
That was incredible!
As someone who used to do freestyle rap battles in college, I can verify how difficult this is and how easy he makes it seem. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Amazing work. Thank you for the chuckles.
Reminder: a pterodactyl is not a dinosaur.
It’s basically a dramatic flying lizard that lived at the same time as dinosaurs, stole their fish, and screamed at them from above. Think neighbor from hell, not family member.
You are a genius mate. Hope you come to Ireland some day
Harry Mack been real quiet since this one dropped.
RIP Mr. Mack.
Nothing beats fish nipples 😂
YOU ARE AWESOME. I REALLY ENJOYED THIS!
Always funny! Thank you.
Thank YOU!
Always great stuff, love it!
Memory.. both short and long, creativity, enthusiasm, comedy, stage precence........... Bro.....................................🤜. I don't need to say this, but don't ever give up this talent bro.
Chris: No animals please.
Audience member: DOLPHINS!
legend
That is incredible, and on so many levels.
Genius. So glad i got this suggestion
Astounding, how on earth does he do that?
You always amaze me, it’s unreal. Brilliant!
That was a great one, Chris!
Dude you are a F’n GENIUS!! Absolutely every time I see you do this I end up laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.