Astarion is the perfect example of a goose. Attempts to Kill you on the first encounter and actively encourages the most chaotic neutral play-style. *Like a Goose.*
@@124NightwingI keep arguing that he is more Chaotic Neutral that has the potential to go Chaotic Evil very easily. Generally he seems like a wanna-be villain to me, an edgy kid that wants to act like the lord of darkness. Loves to murder people, but also sticks to my Neutral Good party and only bitches about my Tav being soft sometimes. I imagine a full on Chaotic Evil character wouldn't feel the same loyalty towards us.
now I want a side quest where Astarion gets turned into a goose and we have to find a cure, meanwhile speak to animals he's just sitting there pissed off at his gooseliness
Ok but imagine this, Untitled Goose Game but every interaction you do has a BG3 dice roll associated to it and fully narrated. For example, the task where you fool the lady into giving you the bow tie needs a deception check of at least 15+. You can also spec your goose in a character customization menu to make it however you want. Make it fast and nimble, intimidatingly strong, or deceitfully "cute" This idea'll probably fall over and crumble into dust mere moments you think about how functional a game like that would be but it would definitely make for some hilarious moments, imagine the Nat 1 and 20 situations.
Seems like someone accidentally cast a mass,and random, polymorph spell with extended duration. If we have Goostarion and Doglach/Wooflach what would the rest if the cast of origin characters be?
Shadowheart would be a hamster. Cute on the outside, viciously antisocial temperament, doesn’t tolerate anyone in her space except (briefly) during breeding season, takes aaaaaages to warm up, provides little warmth and companionship once warmed up, and is widely beloved for some reason I can’t fathom.
![Astarion X Tav - Part 8 [Baldur's Gate 3 Animatic]](/img/1.gif)
It's the laugh after the "not anymore" and the flat "honk"s that really does it for me
you get it
that laugh is EVERYTHING
"It's pronounced _honke._" - Goostarion immediately after this audio clip istg
Karlach being lovable doggo makes perfect sense. But Astarion being fucking goose with murder tendencies is glorious.
Karlach definitely has that golden retriever energy
@@MrSDegnan I feel like she'd be a mastiff or sum, a big dog that people are generally afraid of but really affectionate
@@El.i nah, goldie
We can all agree she is the goodest girl
“Goose with murderous tendencies.”
Ah, so any goose. 🪿🔥💀
The rage on Dog Karlach's face is priceless.
Doglach you mean.
Alternatively wooflach.
@@christianlecroy980 Karleash maybe
@@MrSDegnan genius
Goostarion should better hope she is not a hunting bitch (that's the feminine equivalent of dog, right?), or he is utterly toast.
yes karlach is DEFINITELY a golden retriever
A golden retriefling
She RADIATES that sort of energy
I was thinking pit bull myself!
She's a RED retriever!
Karlach is a Golden Retriever trapped in the body of a Rottweiler 🤔
Astarion is the perfect example of a goose.
Attempts to Kill you on the first encounter and actively encourages the most chaotic neutral play-style.
*Like a Goose.*
Chaotic Neutral? Astarion is more like Chaotic Evil, he pretty much actively encourages you to let innocent people die or kill them yourself, lol.
@@124NightwingI keep arguing that he is more Chaotic Neutral that has the potential to go Chaotic Evil very easily. Generally he seems like a wanna-be villain to me, an edgy kid that wants to act like the lord of darkness. Loves to murder people, but also sticks to my Neutral Good party and only bitches about my Tav being soft sometimes. I imagine a full on Chaotic Evil character wouldn't feel the same loyalty towards us.
@@124Nightwinghes very loyal to your team rather you play Chaotic Neutral or any way of Good
now I want a side quest where Astarion gets turned into a goose and we have to find a cure, meanwhile speak to animals he's just sitting there pissed off at his gooseliness
This but he's a playable as a goose, near as deadly and he can fly.
Ok but here's the question, would he be a normal goose, or a vampiric goose.
Do vampire geese get teeth or a raptor beak?
I hope he has +5 goose stealth.
@@twowholelitersofkool-aid7039 Normal goose is probably more "realistic" gameplay-wise but a vampiric goose is Much funnier
Peace was never an option...darling.
Goostarion's need for blood wouldn't even be unusual; that's just how geese are.
And they have sharp teeth too.
@@xaigoartand sharp spikey tongues☹️
Goostarion my beloved
0:16 that laugh is just perfect
He would be excellent at completing the objectives of untitled goose game
The “Is that your sandwich? _not anymore~”_ sENt me XDDD I can’t 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The most slayful goose in existence
Poor Karlach. She looked so happy with that sandwich.
goostarion is makin me swoon
I think you mean swan.
aaaaa i fucked up that opportunity :(@@Gala-yp8nx
@@Gala-yp8nx Nice
@@Gala-yp8nxclass
Neil is such a cinamon roll 😂❤
“Is that your sandwich? Not anymore, ahaha.~” fuckin slayed me.
It's a beautiful day in the Forgotten Realms and you are a horrible vampire goose.
"It's pronounced... Hönk" - Goosetarion
"If I must.. Hönk!!!" had me rolling
We need an Untitled Goose Game mod with Goostarion
Murder goose simulator
Untitled Goostarion Game
The lil laugh after "not anymore" 😂❤️
i just wanted to let you know that i rewatch this multiple times every day and it still brings me as much joy as the first time i watched it
*sensual voice* honk
The frames from 0:07 to :10 , including the like, beak-fangs are perfect. Perfect xD
who's the goose that's on the loose?
goostarion :3c 🎶
I need Neil to play untilled goose game as astarion.
Yo, is that the original voice actor? He sounds so perfectly!
Yes, it's from a live stream
It's a lovely day in the sword coast and you're a horrible vampire goose.
+
your Goostarion is SO CUTE OMG XD amazing animation!!
Algorithmic punch!
This was perfect
the glorious goose man!
Astarion plays Untitled Goose Game.
i want to play that goose game again lmao
~Honque~
A goose with expertise in stealth and sneak attack would not be good.
I love this! I'm glad that the meme took of XD
This is my favorite thing. Bless you for bringing Goostarian to our eyes
This besides BG3 made my year
Beautiful
A goose factoid be aware of next time for maximum goose horror: geese have teeth, including on their tongues :)
I would absolutely love to see the Goosetarion Theme Song in your art style. This is far and away my favorite take on the Silly Goose.
I APPROVE!
the most fabulous and mischievousgoose lol
0:03 I'M FUCKING DEAD
The little teeth on the beak. Genius!
This is the best thing i’ve seen all month lmfaoooo
The only time i will approve of a flesh tooth.
But also geese have really scary teeth inside their beak aswell so-
ХОНК ДВЗДХЗДВХАЗД
этот аниматик шикарен!
We all know Astarion would be a cat
I need moar Goostarion.
this is precious :3
I'm waiting for somebody to say "hear me out" so I can lose more faith in humanity
His goose button was pushed
be careful, i honk
IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIGN SO HARDDDD BAHAHHA. PERFECTION
This works too well
Karlab!
Neil is something out of this world
Omg yes hes definitely a goose 😂 ast has the sassiness, pettiness, and arrogance of a goose
Happy my argument for dog Karlach was continued.
I that your sandwich?
-I'm guessing it ain't no more
Correct! *omnomnomnom*
No wonder 'Gander' is so keen to hunt him.
4:30AM RUclips recommendations are feckin wild, man.
This is the DLC we are looking for
That was magical
I love this so much im dying 😂
Getting a Goostarion tattoo tomorrow. Now I need to find a way to explain this to my 90-year-old nan 😂
He should be a special character on that one pigeon bf thing or whatever tf it was
Somebody listened to me when I said Karlach is basically just a big happy dog! At least that is how I choose to perceive it.
Neil has to play Untitled goose game now. And entirely play it while in character as Astarion. WE DEMAND THE GOOSESTARION TO BE REALITY Lmao
Its a lovely day in Faerun, and you are a horrible goose
Need a wildshape mod that turns you into a goose with super OP pickpocket abilitys.
Ok but imagine this, Untitled Goose Game but every interaction you do has a BG3 dice roll associated to it and fully narrated. For example, the task where you fool the lady into giving you the bow tie needs a deception check of at least 15+. You can also spec your goose in a character customization menu to make it however you want. Make it fast and nimble, intimidatingly strong, or deceitfully "cute"
This idea'll probably fall over and crumble into dust mere moments you think about how functional a game like that would be but it would definitely make for some hilarious moments, imagine the Nat 1 and 20 situations.
This is why i asked fang in animal crossing to have our greeting be, "fine, honk." I love white haired fanged men.
Untitled goosetarian game
It’s a lovely day in Baldur’s Gate. And you are a horrible Goostarion
why is this so perfect?! 😂🥰👌
I thought Astarion would be a cat in animal form, but I was completely wrong. 😂🪿"...Honk."
Seems like someone accidentally cast a mass,and random, polymorph spell with extended duration. If we have Goostarion and Doglach/Wooflach what would the rest if the cast of origin characters be?
shart would definitely be a cat
Karlab*
@@Bactchan Yep that's it. You found the perfect one
Shadowheart would be a hamster. Cute on the outside, viciously antisocial temperament, doesn’t tolerate anyone in her space except (briefly) during breeding season, takes aaaaaages to warm up, provides little warmth and companionship once warmed up, and is widely beloved for some reason I can’t fathom.
@@Bactchan Perfect
✨ *oh honk* ✨
I really hopse someone can make a goostarion mod for untitled goose game
there should be a mod. There should be a mod with a custom side quest where Astarion becomes a goose. Probably wild magic moment.
Untitled Goose Game just gained it's title 😂
So, if Astarion wasn't an elf, he would've been an Aarakocra.
If Tav could do impecible impressions
I never thought a goose could be so hot before 😮
Oh, I just got this recommended right after one pet geese passed away
IS THAT KARLACH AS THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER?!?!?! YYEESS
I enjoy goofy voice actors
Untitled Goostarion Game
We need the song version now
BG3×Animal Crossing crossover
😄😄😂😂I love it
He would be a sandwich stealing goose.
I just know they're gonna add this in the game somehow eventually
"Honk."
gonna need goostarion in hatoful boyfriend
I have goostarion on my phone now…yeap.
It's pronounced, "Hjönk!"
Goostarion is basically Astarion but Druid.
Halsin has bear. Jaheira has panther. Astarion has the noble goose