Mommy How Was I Born💀😂
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The british "And we got so high we forgot to use protection" got me 😂😂😂😂😂
you are one @hello739
@hello739 you commented
@hello739you're*
@hello739😊
Me too 😂😂
We went from seed to weed 💀
to deed
@@ILoveEdgindToKids suspended is really 🗝️ 💀
@@ILoveEdgindToKids 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 IM DEAD-
Underrated comment fr
@@ILoveEdgindToKids nah 😭😭
That went downhill💀💀💀💀
FR LIKE ERMMM
BRO AYO FR
700th likes😂
Dude I never got 2.5k likes
Edit: it’s at 7k💀💀💀
Edit2:it’s at 8k😹💀💀
Edit3: ITS AT 10K💀💀🎉💀
Nah that wrnt high hill
”So i came from a plant?”
”No we found you in the garbage”
Mine told me on a fence post
@Rage_Blocks lol
DANG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The beggining:❤😊
Halfway:😅
the end:😭💀
"so I grew from a plant??"
"umm.. no😀"
247 likes and no comments ?
Let me help
SUS
child:”so i was an accident😨”
“Yes.
Now get in the pit with the others”
@@blazejunior2293☠️
Dad: no your adopted
Were you born in Ohio kid 🤔🤔
An* 🤓
We smoked, and we got so high that we forgot to use protection had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No way. I didn't know we were watching the same thing. Just joking not being rude btw
Me too
if ya dont know: she planted Marijuana and got very drunked and had love☠️
shes an mistake
"mommy how was i *BORN* " bro really jumpscared me💀
💀
💀
"Well that escalated quickly"
💀💀💀
The definition of getting called a mistake.
Well oneday YOU CAME OUT OF ME
OMG-LOL
Yh lol
F
After he came INTO ME
Caine:ZOOBLE THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE
roses are red,
cacti are prickly,
holy shit that escalated quickly
🍷🗿
AY THATS GOOD
Oh come on, that’s so over used.
I can't tell you how many times I use this 💀
THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED LMFAO
That escalated real quick 😂
That fr went from 1 to 100 😂
Fr
Child: I thought you were telling me how I was born from a plant
Edit: bro why is so many people replying to my comment
Frr like "your dad planted a little seed then you sprouted out of the floor" 💀
I thought so to😢
I'm subbed to you-
@@Ashley_gravestheoneandonly thx
Bro u me
Dad was the one who first watered the plant💀
lol I mean technically you’re right
I'm confused @@noahfurry4146
you'll learn
@@therealbertiesworld Wait... Is the plant her...?
@@The-Plush-Kingdid you watch the video
That kid was traumatized after that chat 😂
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fast💀
Welp, that took a BIG turn 💀💀💀💀
Dude just went straight to the point lmao
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Holy shit that escalated quickly
😂😂😂
Fr 💀
Fr😭
XD FR
Yes
Bro why’d you burn teddys fluff balls 😂
Bro really went from:😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤ to : 😮😮😮😮😮😮
That caught me off guard💀
That was an unexpected turn
She grew weed, smoked it and didn’t use a condom😂
I was like aww so wholesome and then it changed so quickly 💀
For real, I thought it was her being calm and innocent until all of a sudden that happens 😂
That escalated quickly
Are people not gonna talk about how the gummies were held hostage in the first scene?
Who’s gonna tell him when he’s older
It ain’t gonna be me
Gotchu bro
@@TimeLessFella aint me so thx lol
Mate that mum had no chill 😂
"WE GOT SO HIGH WE FORGOT TO USE PROTECTION-"
That was the most unexpected turn of events I’ve ever seen💀
That escalated fast💀
Mommy Pig really letting herself go 💀
When I was 4 years old I asked my mom where babies came from on the car ride home from daycare.
She told me that “daddy planted a seed inside of mommy and it turned into a baby, and that baby was you!”
The first thought
The FIRST GOD DAMN THING I SAID
“Mommy?”
“Yes Skylar?”
“Can I watch daddy plant the seed?”
I’m literally dying
OH HELL NAH
Let me guess what the answer was OH HELL NAH
"We forgot to use protection"💀
that *escalated* quickly 💀
Child:so I was a mistake?😭
Yes
Nah your worse then a mistake
@@Orb_Vr (gasp)HOW DARE YOU
@@Ari_lovegacha ey man todoroki is better
@@Ari_lovegacha eh it's just a joke tho if that hurt forgive me pls
I wish my parents explained it like that 😭
Edit:DANG ITS BEEN FOUR DAYS! Tysm for all the likes 🥰🥰
Wait…wut
@@Giorgioplaysyour to young to know
Why would you want them to explain it like that??? 😭😭😭
You wanted them to basically call you a mistake? 😭😭
@@GiorgioplaysExplanation : The mom and dad brought A seed (Weed) when that grew they smoked it and they forgot to use protection (condom) so basically they had sex but the man didn't put on a condom (Condom is used so a man doesn't C@m inside of the woman which makes them pregnant . and even if you already knew just telling you.
That Went From 0-100 Quick 💀
"Mommy what is protection?"
The way she sounds more and more British as the video goes on 💀💀
Top 10 nicest ways to tell your kid they where a mistake
#1:
WHAT THE HECK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah that took a big turn💀💀💀
bro, this girl sounds like Peppa Pig‘s mom
"AND WE GOT SO HIGH THAT WE FORGOT TO USE PROTECTION" 💀
Well that backfired💀✋🏽
My mom will just say
The truth..
At first thinking :oh she’s going to say he was the plant
The end :☠️💀☠️💀
Why do they kinda sound like peppa pigs family
frr
NOT THE MARIJUNA😂😮
HERE I AM THINKING SHE WAS GOING TO TELL HER SHE WAS A PLANT BUT…..💀
My parents say that it’s the baby fairy
you don’t need to know how they are really born..
@@APursuitMomentfrrrr
Bro what
Me:😳
Me: i can do this it’s just British
Me:💀☠️😳☠️💀
sounds like a peppa pig conversation
That went from 0-11 really quick
Either way, she still got to the point.
People who thought it was gonna be an innocent story to tell the kid until the end
👇
I don't get it
@@Yes_im_alive um so the “plant” was actually something called weed which is a type of drug, they smoked it, got high, and they “did what people do when they want to have a child”. I’m not getting into details because I rather not completely crush your childhood innocence :’)
Lol
When they say use protection 😂
that had us in the first half💀🤚
Nah
Roses are red,
Cacti are green,
Jesus fucking Christ alive,
That broke my brain.
Roses are red🌹
Cacti is prickly🌵
Holy sh!t 💩
That escalated quickly
💀💀💀
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE WHOLESOME 🧍🏽♀️
buld called her an disappointed little shot in 99999 different ways💀💀
"We forgot to use protection" got me CrAckiNG up😂
Child:Hello CPS? yes it's me again
Well thats one way to say 'u were a mistake' 💀
“Mommy How Was I Born?”
“By Mistake.”
The kid: "sigh.." I knew I was a mistake..
The glorious 180 turn in humor
That nice wholesome beginning 😂😂
That went from 0/1000 real quik😂😂💀💀
“His tiny little seed” Fucking violated his ass💀
That's one way to call your kid a mistake 💀
roses are red
cactuses are prickly
holy crap that escalated quickly
Mommy pig? 😭 am I the only one hearing it
Well, at least she was honest
OK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Bless that child’s heart 🙏🙏😂😂
some big regrets were involved too💀
The kid:what's protection?
That's went a different way to what I expected
sounds like peppa pigs family💀😭
that took a 90 degree turn
I COUGHING SO HARD RN I TOOK A SIP OF MY WATER AND IM DYING
Lil bro thought he'd have a pagan mythological birth 💀
‘And we forgot protection’💀
Why did the “every day” part sound like Mummy Pig
Bro found out he was an accident 💀
Bro took mistake to next level💀
Bro thought he was a plant!😂😂😂😂
My mom: oh I bought u fron IKEA
Me: HUH
Bro was lying about all those things 😂💀
Holy fuck that escalated quicker than my dad leaving 🗣
Roses are red
Cactus are prickly
Holy hell
That escalated quickly
Hell is not holy