Presidents of the USA portrayed by SpongeBob

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @dennisshaykevich3451
    @dennisshaykevich3451 6 лет назад +3270

    For those of you who don't understand.
    1. (Washington) First President
    2. (J. Adams) Second President
    3. (Jefferson) Writer of the Decloration of Independence.
    4. (Madison) Fourth President
    5. (Monroe) Fifth President
    6. (J.Q. Adams) He was bald.
    7. (Jackson) Seventh President
    8. (Van Buren) He was bald.
    9. (W. H. Harrison) Died 1 month in office after contracting pneumonia, making it the shortest presidential term in US history.
    10. (Tyler) Tenth President
    11. (Polk) Oversaw the Mexican-American War, leading to the US annexing modern-day Texas.
    12. (Taylor) Twelfth President
    13. (Fillmore) Last president to be a member of the Whig Party.
    14. (Pierce) Nicknamed "Handsome Frank".
    15. (Buchanan) Died as a lifelong bachelor.
    16. (Lincoln) Well known for wearing a top hat in many instances.
    17. (A. Johnson) Basically everyone in congress hated him.
    18. (Grant) Civil war general turned President.
    19. (Hayes) Had a mustache.
    20. (Garfield) Assassinated 6 months into office.
    21. (Arthur) Had a mustache.
    22. (Cleveland) Only U.S. president to have two Nonconsecutive terms in office.
    23. (B. Harrison) Changed the value of Gold and Silver in the US so that the country could have more money.
    24. (Cleveland) See number 22.
    25. (McKinley) Twenty-fifth president
    26. (T. Roosevelt) Had a distinct mustache
    27. (Taft) FAT!
    28. (Wilson) Oversaw the US during the first world war.
    29. (Harding) Had a lethal heart attack while in office.
    30. (Coolidge) He REALLY didn't want to be president. Also known for being blunt.
    31. (Hoover) Great Depression occurred during his presidency.
    32. (F. Roosevelt) Had Polio, making him wheelchair bound. Often hid the fact with a series of elaborately hidden crutches.
    33. (Truman) Authorized the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
    34. (Eisenhower) World War 2 general turned president.
    35. (Kennedy) Assassinated while riding in a car.
    36. (L. Johnson) He was a Texan.
    37. (Nixon) Resigned after the Watergate scandal.
    38. (Ford) Sit down for this because this one is a doozy. When Nixon was elected in 1968 he chose a man named Spiro Agnew as his vice president. However, in 1973, an investigation on Agnew revealed that he has guilty of conspiracy, bribery, extortion, and tax fraud. This lead to him resigning, making him only the second vice president in US history to resign, the previous being John. C Calhoun in 1832. This also put Nixon in suspicion since the Watergate investigation was ongoing at that time, but some people presumed he was innocent since he was also accused of corruption back in 1952 when he was the running mate to Eisenhower where he proved his innocents in the famous "Checkers Speech" in which Nixon stated that the only gift he had ever accepted was from a Texas millionaire which happened to be a cocker spaniel (Nixon's kids always wanted a dog) which was later named "Checkers", so this was enough to delay the inevitable. With Agnew gone, however, someone needed to fill in the spot of vice president. Since Nixon was a Republican, he wanted his VP to be a Republican too, but the Democrats felt that they would be underrepresented in the White House with another Republican VP. After a log back and forth, congress finally agreed on the only Republican moderate enough for the Democrats to accept: Gerald Ford. One year later, the Smoking Gun was found in which it was discovered that Nixon had secret recordings of himself regarding all his meetings, including the potential authorization a break-in into the Watergate hotel (where Democrats used to have their headquarters). After a warrant was issued to have the tapes sent to the FBI, it was discovered that one tape had 17 and a half minutes of audio cut out. After a shitty attempt by the Nixon Administration to brush it off as the secretary accidentally covering the microphone with her foot while making a phone call, the FBI charged Nixon for obstruction of justice. Fearing impeachment, Nixon resigned. Since the line of succession has the Vice-President assume the roll of president, Ford became president of the United States, making him the only person to become both President and vice president without being elected by the people. Truly, by sheer coincidence.
    39. (Carter) Tried hard to be a normal "everyman" person.
    40. (Reagan) Was a famous Hollywood actor during the 40s.
    41. (Bush Sr.) He was a Texan.
    42. (Clinton) He attended 3 major colleges (Georgetown, Oxford, and Yale).
    43. (Bush Jr.) Often regarded as a dumbass.
    44. (Obama) He's black.
    45. (Trump) Billionaire.
    Good to see my APUSH education came to good use.

    • @dr_weil
      @dr_weil 6 лет назад +206

      *W O A H* That took forever to tape. Thanks

    • @fabihabushra54
      @fabihabushra54 6 лет назад +153

      Jesus fucking crist but Thanks

    • @alexpurdue3586
      @alexpurdue3586 6 лет назад +52

      FDR’s could also be a tie-in to him being the only president to serve more than 8 years, so people were probably happy to see him go by the end

    • @MidwestArtMan
      @MidwestArtMan 6 лет назад +49

      I thought Teddy Roosevelt’s was because he was widely considered a manly badass. Mustache works too though.

    • @South_China_Sea_Yacht_Club
      @South_China_Sea_Yacht_Club 6 лет назад +32

      James Maddison wrote the Constitution not Jefferson. He wrote the DOI

  • @theanimatedguy6561
    @theanimatedguy6561 7 лет назад +2030

    Bill Clinton should’ve been:
    Squidward: You have been cheated and lied to!
    Wife fish: I KNEW IT *slaps husband*

    • @SadEyes1412
      @SadEyes1412 7 лет назад +14

      The Animated Guy Ikr

    • @pryoCub
      @pryoCub 7 лет назад +22

      I would have loved that 😂

    • @YewrValentine
      @YewrValentine 7 лет назад +14

      Nah Hillary wouldn't because it'd risk her political ties XD

    • @nws6146
      @nws6146 7 лет назад +4

      i was waiting for clinton to be a rape thing

    • @dawsonadams9612
      @dawsonadams9612 7 лет назад +22

      Donald Trump should've been:
      The episode where Spongebob and Squidward hang out all day because one of them ate a pie that was really a bomb
      Spongebob: "It's just you, me, and this big *wall* you built between us!"

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan 6 лет назад +872

    Trump: "You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."

  • @mrsimpleton4295
    @mrsimpleton4295 7 лет назад +6749

    HE WAS NUMBER ONE

  • @crazydude2524
    @crazydude2524 7 лет назад +227

    "As demonstrated by this driver, he has enough boat smart to use his seatbelt and avoid a serious casualty"
    Ah dark humor at its best

  • @alydalyda
    @alydalyda 7 лет назад +589

    I’m surprised Nixon wasn’t Spongebob sneaking into Patrick’s rock to get the secret box.

    • @godsonalvarado6656
      @godsonalvarado6656 6 лет назад +5

      Alexander Lyda That would have be a _great one!_

    • @slimjimdave285
      @slimjimdave285 6 лет назад +13

      That's because he had agents do it.

    • @ghanaianqueen2247
      @ghanaianqueen2247 6 лет назад +2

      Alexander Lyda good thinking!

    • @556deltawolf
      @556deltawolf 6 лет назад +3

      Not to mention NIxon didn't give the okay for watergate. It was only some of his associates. Nixon merely tried to cover it up.

    • @alydalyda
      @alydalyda 6 лет назад

      556deltawolf I know all of that. I love Nixon. I was just joking.

  • @Camkasal
    @Camkasal 7 лет назад +1958

    Lincoln should’ve been Spongebob releasing all of the jellyfish while screaming “freedom!”

    • @Kittywolf1777
      @Kittywolf1777 7 лет назад +18

      Maybe that should have been Washington?

    • @deathtopg8003
      @deathtopg8003 7 лет назад +34

      he was later in life

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf 7 лет назад +3

      Your comment now has a like for each President Camkasal. Relish this and hope that nobody spoils the number of likes until Pence or Warren come in.... By the way, I was the 45th like

    • @homoliber9546
      @homoliber9546 7 лет назад +1

      Consensual Buttrape Who cares?

    • @gfoot9916
      @gfoot9916 7 лет назад +19

      Consensual Buttrape no, he kept his anti-slavery sentiments to himself so he could win the Republican nomination. After that he made the most anti-slavery Republican that he beat his sec. of state.

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 6 лет назад +979

    sheesh That JFK one was sadly accurate

    • @frylock6403
      @frylock6403 6 лет назад +12

      c he wouldve been saved if he had his seatbelt on :(

    • @cosmodewit
      @cosmodewit 6 лет назад +8

      Clare Kellmeyer pssst, that's the joke.

    • @johnmoore1495
      @johnmoore1495 6 лет назад +19

      Clare Kellmeyer seatbelts stop bullets. #ClickItOrGetHit

    • @pum6454
      @pum6454 6 лет назад +2

      Clare Kellmeyer r/whoooosh

    • @frylock6403
      @frylock6403 6 лет назад

      cant get the humor which was supposed to be blatantly obvious

  • @josephnajarian2038
    @josephnajarian2038 7 лет назад +499

    Nixon’s was hilarious.
    But that JFK one was GOLD.

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 7 лет назад +23

      Joseph Najarian the JFK one was cruel but true

    • @jacka__ajack3558
      @jacka__ajack3558 7 лет назад +3

      Bruh.. THE MUSTACHE GAME IS *T H I C C*

    • @JosephDutra
      @JosephDutra 7 лет назад

      The George W. Bush one was gold!!

  • @jake3938
    @jake3938 7 лет назад +2342

    I had to study for a social studies history test which is in 20minutes thank you!
    Edit-nvm I just failed

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 7 лет назад +79

      Jake Ω how do you fail a social studies test?

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 7 лет назад +39

      It's Saturday

    • @jake3938
      @jake3938 7 лет назад +67

      how do you not get a joke

    • @Webas7835
      @Webas7835 7 лет назад +68

      Mission failed we’ll get em next time

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 7 лет назад +27

      invadeC8 - Kevin: "WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!?"

  • @timrohrer3992
    @timrohrer3992 7 лет назад +1643

    The Andrew Jackson one should've been the clip in which Patrick was forced out of town (Get Out of Town!!)

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 7 лет назад +30

      Most of them should have been different. Grant really works better with Eisenhower.

    • @ecwfaithful
      @ecwfaithful 7 лет назад +21

      I'm of Cherokee descent, and I agree

    • @PrinceSwaggy
      @PrinceSwaggy 7 лет назад +9

      Tim Rohrer true he kicked them Indians out

    • @mylps9
      @mylps9 7 лет назад +2

      ecwfaithful no one cares

    • @killergoose7643
      @killergoose7643 7 лет назад +8

      More like the clip where they're celebrating while the city burns in the background.

  • @jazziemay320
    @jazziemay320 6 лет назад +164

    “Long, tan, and handsome”

  • @kadinimdad
    @kadinimdad 6 лет назад +1880

    *I WENT TO COLLEGE*

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 6 лет назад +1

      kadin imdad Too good.

    • @SDS4800
      @SDS4800 6 лет назад +20

      Doesn't erase what happened with Monica Lewinsky

    • @911abbeyroad
      @911abbeyroad 6 лет назад +6

      +SDS4800 Molly in that wisky, that's Monica Lewinsky

    • @SirKirk2000
      @SirKirk2000 6 лет назад +13

      Bill: I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky

    • @austink4623
      @austink4623 6 лет назад +3

      SDS4800. Ok so? You probably weren't even alive.

  • @phd9335
    @phd9335 7 лет назад +405

    The jfk one is easily the best one in here

    • @cocoatea625
      @cocoatea625 7 лет назад +1

      Doc Truman was the best lol

    • @JakeBrownx
      @JakeBrownx 7 лет назад +2

      Jefferson one was good too

    • @volcanosauce00
      @volcanosauce00 7 лет назад +3

      William Henry Harrison’s tho

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 7 лет назад +2

      Doc andrew jackson- lets take bakini bottom and push it over there

    • @cheekmeat3507
      @cheekmeat3507 7 лет назад

      Bush, Reagan, Obama, and Nixon were really good.

  • @buggo9611
    @buggo9611 7 лет назад +3136

    The Jefferson one is accurate

    • @lynettestrongheart2531
      @lynettestrongheart2531 7 лет назад +71

      These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em. Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em!

    • @igotstalememesxd4329
      @igotstalememesxd4329 7 лет назад +48

      *THE DECLARATION OF THE*

    • @jhism777
      @jhism777 7 лет назад +3

      Gavin Scherbenske
      Same XD

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 7 лет назад +1

      he also loved food.

    • @sierrawest_
      @sierrawest_ 7 лет назад +19

      Lynette Strongheart AHHH
      Well Hamilton forgets his plan without the government assumes states debt

  • @sangeetatarachand7364
    @sangeetatarachand7364 6 лет назад +101

    TO AVOID A SERIOUS TRADGEDY Im crying I can’t

  • @Plzcheese
    @Plzcheese 7 лет назад +945

    *Haha the JFK “he wears a seatbelt to avoid a serious casualty”*

    • @quixak7209
      @quixak7209 6 лет назад +7

      Professor Plzcheese yeah bit that does not protect him from a bullet to the head

    • @iikorayoutpriv
      @iikorayoutpriv 6 лет назад +2

      Anthony thomas That's already implied.

    • @ThatSexyNerdReacts
      @ThatSexyNerdReacts 6 лет назад +5

      that was seriously dark lol

    • @Mayoncheese
      @Mayoncheese 6 лет назад

      Not even a seatbelt protects against the eternal Jew.

    • @aemiil5743
      @aemiil5743 6 лет назад

      JFK: He got assassinated.

  • @controlbrains
    @controlbrains 7 лет назад +777

    The Donald Trump one should have been the one where Spongebob and Squidward were on opposite sides of a wall.

    • @giulianaherrera7775
      @giulianaherrera7775 7 лет назад +21

      GalaxyPugz 13 omg how did they miss that

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 7 лет назад +11

      That hasn't happened yet if it'll ever happen which I doubt. So it wouldn't fit.

    • @sarahhajko8910
      @sarahhajko8910 7 лет назад +7

      That could've been Reagan and Gorbachev too

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 7 лет назад +4

      Fandom guy Just because it didn't happen doesn't mean anybody can still add that clip in this video. You forgot Trump's "we're going to build a wall" was a meme but he was really serious and tried to make that happened but it never did (and Idc what anybody say, I'm glad it never happened) because the wall is going to expand in multiple states and it's too expansive. We would have to pay for it and now that we're about to deal with net neutrality's lost, it could've gotten worse because paying bundles with internet bills is going to cost a lot of money.

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 6 лет назад +2

      You mean the wall that doesn't exist and likely never will?

  • @NBARicky99
    @NBARicky99 7 лет назад +4735

    "Hello, i like money" lol

    • @heyguysimyourhostkillerkee8103
      @heyguysimyourhostkillerkee8103 7 лет назад +15

      Riccardo Abdine I hope you don't mind but I wrote that comment down but I didn't put the lol so I somewhat copied you

    • @NBARicky99
      @NBARicky99 7 лет назад +47

      nah, i don't mind, it's cool :)

    • @shuwu1862
      @shuwu1862 7 лет назад +10

      lol

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 7 лет назад +41

      He also shouldve said fake news

    • @G4MERForLiFE
      @G4MERForLiFE 7 лет назад +19

      What inspired you to build a 2nd Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

  • @12MedbeNetwork
    @12MedbeNetwork 6 лет назад +863

    Trump should've been "I guess you'll miss the panty raid"

    • @averyy5191
      @averyy5191 6 лет назад +13

      holy shit yes

    • @nekoii22
      @nekoii22 6 лет назад +1

      12Medbe Network lmfao 😂🤣

    • @kanusbarzanuz4343
      @kanusbarzanuz4343 6 лет назад +1

      There must be tons of lines that are brilliant by Trump.

    • @kappapond
      @kappapond 6 лет назад +5

      TheBrodsterBoy Both would work rlly

    • @AH-xo1ev
      @AH-xo1ev 6 лет назад +3

      Do we all hate him

  • @crypt9941
    @crypt9941 7 лет назад +1046

    I swear to god of they do a JFK assassination referen.....
    Oh look they did.

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 7 лет назад +36

      well what the fuck else are they gonna do

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 7 лет назад +30

      I dunno, the one where spongebob talks about space adventures in the moon episode?

    • @taronbrown7665
      @taronbrown7665 7 лет назад +1

      TheMurrmursonbottle the moon landing

    • @blujaebird
      @blujaebird 7 лет назад +27

      Poor JFK. All people seem to remember is him getting his head blown off.

    • @SlowWinterNuts
      @SlowWinterNuts 7 лет назад +4

      K Kondor
      Kinda like Jesus

  • @TKLFG
    @TKLFG 6 лет назад +255

    "You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!" FDR is so perfect!!!

  • @TokuBoyStudios
    @TokuBoyStudios 7 лет назад +1379

    I expected this to be "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague on to our houses" repeated 45 times

    • @Ar-px4yd
      @Ar-px4yd 7 лет назад +36

      Toku Nation oof

    • @pacmon1467
      @pacmon1467 7 лет назад +5

      Boo! ~Patrick Star

    • @midniteshadow67
      @midniteshadow67 7 лет назад

      Toku Nation you mean 46 times

    • @TokuBoyStudios
      @TokuBoyStudios 7 лет назад +16

      Delma lovak No we've only had 45 presidents

    • @midniteshadow67
      @midniteshadow67 7 лет назад +3

      Toku Nation you edited your comment can't tell if you fell for or not

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 6 лет назад +512

    Prepare to be written!

    • @JewishCowboy
      @JewishCowboy 6 лет назад +1

      DJ Tile Turnip Hey you watch the Versus!!!

    • @JewishCowboy
      @JewishCowboy 6 лет назад +1

      DJ Tile Turnip Nani?

  • @TylerAForti
    @TylerAForti 7 лет назад +1937

    People get so angry off satirical material. Love the video

    • @mrgalaxy3246
      @mrgalaxy3246 7 лет назад

      GIven name Family Name exactly

    • @C_IsAway
      @C_IsAway 7 лет назад +1

      GIven name Family Name the Kennedy one was so funny because I just got it

    • @TylerAForti
      @TylerAForti 7 лет назад +1

      same here, made me think of the JFK Pez dispenser from Family Guy for some reason though.

    • @satyadas4751
      @satyadas4751 7 лет назад

      GIven name Family Name I haven’t seen anyone get angry

    • @elidolo6993
      @elidolo6993 7 лет назад +11

      Spike Tv Fanboy
      You with Your D.P. Shouldn't be talking shit.

  • @adamfenton2433
    @adamfenton2433 7 лет назад +570

    "DONT YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN!"
    "I WENT TO COLLEGE!!"
    "Hello. I like money."
    Spot on 😂

  • @bolashonubi1872
    @bolashonubi1872 7 лет назад +1009

    BALD
    BALD
    BALD
    BALD
    BALD

  • @Magmafrost13
    @Magmafrost13 6 лет назад +152

    You know I dont think I'd ever seen an actual picture of Nixon before. He doesn't look anywhere near as much like a cartoon character as Futurama lead me to believe.

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 6 лет назад +23

      He just looks like that uncle you want to avoid at family reunions.

    • @holisticpsychologybyobrien
      @holisticpsychologybyobrien 6 лет назад

      Persephone Hades I have the starkest admiration and sparkling adulation for that man. Handsome, well-read. What a lying jerk, but the truth is him and I have too much in common. I am Abraham Lincoln in every way with a very Nixon-esque dark side.

    • @toastanium1143
      @toastanium1143 6 лет назад

      Vernon Schillinger Did you inherit his sterling humility, too?

    • @iggyp4390
      @iggyp4390 6 лет назад

      Magmafrost13 fii

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 7 лет назад +1414

    You should’ve done the scene where spongebob thinks he’s gonna become manager but it turns out it’s squidward with Hillary Clinton as Spongebob and Donald Trump as Squidward

    • @ryanmiles2389
      @ryanmiles2389 7 лет назад +45

      Quetzal00358 no chill man

    • @Blikk1
      @Blikk1 7 лет назад +97

      Lmao that would be hilarious

    • @denialreflex4424
      @denialreflex4424 7 лет назад +11

      Quetzal00358 no SpongeBob as Hillary and Squidward as oboma

    • @beejae7897
      @beejae7897 7 лет назад +5

      Quetzal00358 OOOOOHHHF

    • @michaelkolen7199
      @michaelkolen7199 7 лет назад +21

      SplashGodEmpire Or Hillary vs anyone 😂

  • @RedDued
    @RedDued 7 лет назад +256

    Spongebob is literally everything to this world.

  • @BuckingBadger
    @BuckingBadger 7 лет назад +1672

    W.Bush should've been the intro that says "inside job" and Clinton's should've been Patrick and Spongebob naked after there invisibility goes away

    • @CiaranMemes
      @CiaranMemes  7 лет назад +41

      In the updated Pence version, I'm changing Clinton's to Plankton saying "lick, lick" on account of the succ that Clinton got.

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 7 лет назад +1

      Chris Lancour But he didn't cause 9\11

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 7 лет назад +4

      Ciaran But he clearly said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    • @BuckingBadger
      @BuckingBadger 7 лет назад +1

      sgt Hale107 no but there's a conspiracy that say he did (even though it's bs)

    • @wesleyhunt7599
      @wesleyhunt7599 7 лет назад

      I would have had "Makeout reef" for Clinton

  • @ManicSV3
    @ManicSV3 6 лет назад +53

    The JFK joke is freaking Savage!

  • @et3747
    @et3747 7 лет назад +1049

    The Grover Cleveland one is the best

    • @daroachdoggjr5799
      @daroachdoggjr5799 7 лет назад +119

      I think I'll try it.. a second time!

    • @amelonnamedkate1400
      @amelonnamedkate1400 7 лет назад +28

      I wouldn't have got that if I hadn't of learned about it like a few weeks ago in senior social studies

    • @jeffreyaguilar8028
      @jeffreyaguilar8028 7 лет назад +8

      Taft was also good along with Truman

    • @jeffreyaguilar8028
      @jeffreyaguilar8028 7 лет назад +29

      When I saw Harrison show Patrick coughing I felt bad for cracking up and then I saw the JFK one and just 😂

    • @HamLover17
      @HamLover17 7 лет назад +2

      My favorite was Buchanan

  • @brentdyer1820
    @brentdyer1820 7 лет назад +1087

    lol that jfk one damn

    • @thomasbrown7261
      @thomasbrown7261 7 лет назад +5

      brent Dya ikr

    • @Reinboa
      @Reinboa 7 лет назад

      Right?! XD

    • @everettd
      @everettd 7 лет назад +6

      that one fucked me up so bad

    • @hoobadooba2000
      @hoobadooba2000 7 лет назад +4

      Avoid a serious casualty..................rrrrrrrriiiiiiiight

  • @peacekeeper1413
    @peacekeeper1413 7 лет назад +87

    When you know what Truman's one was going to be

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 7 лет назад +1

      And they used footage of a nuclear test that Truman ordered.

  • @jeremytewari3346
    @jeremytewari3346 6 лет назад +16

    Not enough appreciation for the Coolidge joke

  • @claytations
    @claytations 6 лет назад +639

    This video taught me more about the presidents than my entire school education.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 6 лет назад +12

      Clayton Hull We all need to recommend this in schools.

    • @nouveau8522
      @nouveau8522 6 лет назад +19

      You're taking classes the wrong way, then.

    • @a_discrete_charlatan
      @a_discrete_charlatan 6 лет назад +5

      Jackson talked about it. Van Buren actually made it happen. The trail of tears started in 1838, and Martin Van Buren was president then.

    • @armyhive6866
      @armyhive6866 6 лет назад +1

      The Risen no the school system us just horrible now days.

    • @baku5127
      @baku5127 6 лет назад

      XD

  • @chocodelta1633
    @chocodelta1633 7 лет назад +348

    Abraham should be the clip from when SpongeBob releases all of the jellyfish from the factory.

    • @susu959
      @susu959 7 лет назад

      Tru tru

    • @symbiote3220
      @symbiote3220 7 лет назад +3

      ChocoDelta yea given that Lincoln was pro and had slaves when even lee didn't

    • @gfoot9916
      @gfoot9916 7 лет назад +6

      HOLY NEON GREEN BEANS BROTHER NERO Lincoln himself didn’t own slaves. Family friends of Lincoln did but not him.

    • @lukedraper2518
      @lukedraper2518 7 лет назад +3

      Lincoln didn't own slaves, but nice try.

  • @vcassoo
    @vcassoo 7 лет назад +1747

    *LONG TAN AND HANDSOME*

  • @jeffreyk2749
    @jeffreyk2749 6 лет назад +28

    "I went to college!" -President William Jefferson Clinton

  • @greenbean501
    @greenbean501 6 лет назад +149

    Also, Bill Clinton should have been: "You're talking about girls, right? Girl girls?"

  • @machitoons
    @machitoons 7 лет назад +975

    OMG that JFK one...

  • @benbruen7557
    @benbruen7557 7 лет назад +351

    I knew Hillary isn’t a president but you should have put her over spongebob after he thinks he’s promoted to manager of krusty krab 2

    • @CiaranMemes
      @CiaranMemes  7 лет назад +58

      Ben bruen Maybe if I do "Other US politicians portrayed by SpongeBob"

    • @benbruen7557
      @benbruen7557 7 лет назад +8

      Ciaran that would be great thanks for responding ;)

    • @jaredjenkins99
      @jaredjenkins99 7 лет назад +3

      Oh my god that's great

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister 7 лет назад +3

      OHHHHHHHH SAVAGE

    • @AngryoldLady
      @AngryoldLady 7 лет назад

      Ben bruen YAAAAAAAASSSS

  • @KekerikiGreen
    @KekerikiGreen 6 лет назад +141

    Wait where’s Alexander Hamil-
    oh rite

    • @moonliightbabes
      @moonliightbabes 6 лет назад +1

      Captain Kekeriki 😂

    • @GGduck2595
      @GGduck2595 6 лет назад +3

      I don't get it

    • @emilyjenn8321
      @emilyjenn8321 6 лет назад

      DJ Graphite Dust musical

    • @lightning_elextra
      @lightning_elextra 6 лет назад +10

      He’s never gon be president now

    • @holisticpsychologybyobrien
      @holisticpsychologybyobrien 6 лет назад +1

      And Ben Frank-oh.... well, it still leaves me wondering about Al Gor-no, wait. I suddenly remember everything now. What happened to John Hancock though?

  • @welcometothemetaverse2523
    @welcometothemetaverse2523 7 лет назад +79

    "One angry line later..." on Andrew Johnson was brilliant.

  • @wesleyhunt7599
    @wesleyhunt7599 7 лет назад +123

    For the missing presidents:
    Washington--Battle re-enactors
    Adams--SpongeBob Lawyerpants
    Madison--"He poisoned out water supply..." (reference War of 1812)
    Monroe--Line in the sand (for the Monroe Doctrine)
    Jackson--Krabs driving people off the shoot (like the Trail of Tears)
    Tyler--Plankton giving SpongeBob a promotion (Tyler was the first VP to become president)
    McKinley--Plankton talking about wearing a red carnation (McKinley's favorite flower; though the clip used here was perfect)

    • @mason.11
      @mason.11 7 лет назад

      Wesley Hunt Thats perfect for Monroe

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 7 лет назад

      McKinley could have also been Spongebob destroying the Krusty Krab. As he was assassinated by an Anarchist.

    • @pierreodendaal6519
      @pierreodendaal6519 7 лет назад +7

      Washington was there.

    • @mason.11
      @mason.11 7 лет назад +3

      Despite the fact that a world can't develop cancer

    • @vhs.1985
      @vhs.1985 7 лет назад

      Good thing I'm taking U.S history.....

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator 7 лет назад +160

    The Obama and Trump ones are way too accurate lol.

    • @droptherapy2085
      @droptherapy2085 6 лет назад +11

      Don't forget the one with George W. Bush.

    • @kaylaleave
      @kaylaleave 6 лет назад +2

      NICTATOR pretty much the only ones y’all know lol

    • @muditay.1790
      @muditay.1790 6 лет назад

      "I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

  • @CooperHayes0795
    @CooperHayes0795 6 лет назад +26

    Who else only knew the presidents after 1920?

    • @Camaroni1000
      @Camaroni1000 6 лет назад +10

      Turtle and Wookie you didn’t know George Washington? Or Thomas Jefferson? Or Lincoln?

    • @CooperHayes0795
      @CooperHayes0795 6 лет назад +1

      it was a joke

  • @LeeSwab
    @LeeSwab 7 лет назад +521

    o b a m a holy shit

  • @bulldog7520
    @bulldog7520 7 лет назад +340

    I'm not even American..
    I don't understand these..
    Why am I still watching this?

  • @pedroordonez8054
    @pedroordonez8054 6 лет назад +835

    George Bush and Obama killed me! XD

  • @markmcclave3079
    @markmcclave3079 9 месяцев назад +11

    Then there's Biden
    "How many times do you need to teach you this lesson old man??" "I sure do love the young people" 😆

    • @JacobOwen01
      @JacobOwen01 3 месяца назад

      I would die laughing if that was in there, but this video came out in 2017. So, yeah.

  • @Cityinlead
    @Cityinlead 7 лет назад +479

    2:48 JESUS CHRIST

  • @louie1977
    @louie1977 7 лет назад +99

    Why did I laugh so hard at the Truman one?

  • @matthewfonzo6388
    @matthewfonzo6388 7 лет назад +261

    You should've made JFK the Hoopla guy getting hit with the brick

  • @stonedg.o.a.t4466
    @stonedg.o.a.t4466 7 лет назад +23

    Donald trump should’ve been the one where the wall separates spongebob and Patrick

  • @aria_chatt
    @aria_chatt 7 лет назад +157

    "He was number 1"
    You know, what else did George Washington really do?

    • @aria_chatt
      @aria_chatt 7 лет назад +6

      dylan pheifer while he was President?

    • @nychus37
      @nychus37 7 лет назад +94

      He established the Cabinet system, established the federal court system, helped to establish the Bill of Rights, established the US Navy, signed Pickney's Treaty (diplomatic success with Spain), put down the Whiskey Rebellion, issued the Proclamation of Neutrality, and started the tradition of the two-term presidency, to name a few.

    • @aria_chatt
      @aria_chatt 7 лет назад +27

      Theodore Herring well. Ok then

    • @pmrft83
      @pmrft83 7 лет назад +12

      "I are smart"

    • @miabrock4070
      @miabrock4070 7 лет назад +3

      THE REVOLUTTTIIOOONNN!!! (Sorry, I’m a Hamilton fan)

  • @gutterbro
    @gutterbro 7 лет назад +95

    Y’all could’ve done way better one the William Howard Taft one.
    For Example: The Intro when spongebob expands in the bathtub

    • @InflatablePlane
      @InflatablePlane 7 лет назад +1

      Olfers Bowling or the one where he inflated himself off the tire in Boating School.

    • @seanlux2214
      @seanlux2214 7 лет назад +1

      Or any scene of the Krusty Krab getting shut down (he broke up more trusts then Teddy Roosevelt did).

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +134

    *BALD*

    • @trevj3288
      @trevj3288 6 лет назад +2

      PowWow Animations MY EYES!!!!!!

    • @theinquisitor18
      @theinquisitor18 6 лет назад

      Trev Jones damn it. Beat me to it.

    • @trevj3288
      @trevj3288 6 лет назад +1

      HAHA sorry I know the feeling!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @car8m770
      @car8m770 6 лет назад

      My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sugastolemyheart6441
    @sugastolemyheart6441 7 лет назад +706

    The last one is the best

    • @PixelVarnox
      @PixelVarnox 7 лет назад +28

      trUMp jOkes sO HILarioUs

    • @ALu-nq8rf
      @ALu-nq8rf 7 лет назад +15

      I thought JFK's was best.
      Bill Clinton made me lol, too.

    • @jesterinadeck_2980
      @jesterinadeck_2980 7 лет назад +2

      Mandi Lu. JFK was the best.

    • @eyeofthebeholder6829
      @eyeofthebeholder6829 7 лет назад +2

      Jfk

    • @danf1233
      @danf1233 7 лет назад +7

      Janae Olivia ah yes Trump jokes, the type of jokes that 12 year olds laugh at

  • @ghostie3150
    @ghostie3150 7 лет назад +118

    Should've had James Madison be the scene from Suds with Spongebob being sick. James Madison was notoriously weak and almost always sick.

    • @leonardomunoz8407
      @leonardomunoz8407 6 лет назад +1

      Kira Schafer TRUE 👏👌👍

    • @maemae1531
      @maemae1531 6 лет назад +2

      Kira Schafer Hamilton confirmed it

    • @eddatronn
      @eddatronn 6 лет назад +2

      I knew this, and it's all thanks to Hamilton the musical

    • @justmonika638
      @justmonika638 6 лет назад +1

      Kira Schafer *MADDISON YOU MAD AS A HATTER, SON TAKE YOUR MEDICINE*

  • @HolyMackerel490
    @HolyMackerel490 7 лет назад +139

    The Truman one killed me.

  • @forceghostyoda5730
    @forceghostyoda5730 5 месяцев назад +5

    Joe Biden should be Patrick walking around with two eye patches on both eyes

  • @RockhopperRio
    @RockhopperRio 7 лет назад +64

    I lost it at William Henry Harrison

    • @Cityinlead
      @Cityinlead 6 лет назад

      Pinguino del Rio I had to do a little research to get and holy shit that’s amazing

  • @Palladium001
    @Palladium001 7 лет назад +688

    Trump should of been the one where SpongeBob says "just you, me, and this wall between us" Edit: thanks for the likes everyone Edit 2: im back half a year later i dont know why

    • @mexicanlettuce5549
      @mexicanlettuce5549 7 лет назад +14

      Strawberry Flavored Clorox Bleach its perfect bc Trump is all talk

    • @mexicanlettuce5549
      @mexicanlettuce5549 7 лет назад +5

      Brandon Keller Lol okay yea we'll see about that in a couple years

    • @samtheleviathan9145
      @samtheleviathan9145 7 лет назад

      Strawberry Flavored Clorox Bleach WHY ARE YOU EVERY WHERE

    • @dylanjohnson2602
      @dylanjohnson2602 7 лет назад +3

      Mexican Lettuce but he's actual done things that he said he would do

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 7 лет назад

      Nah that one is overused, to be honest it was refreshing to see this clip used

  • @roguecitizen9146
    @roguecitizen9146 7 лет назад +83

    Truman had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @MultiRayman98
    @MultiRayman98 6 лет назад +28

    (Pauses video and scrolls straight to the comments section )

  • @CiaranMemes
    @CiaranMemes  7 лет назад +2230

    Y'all should subscribe so you don't miss President Pence edition.

    • @cobycorrell5170
      @cobycorrell5170 7 лет назад +11

      Ciaran love this video but I only remember the first 5 presidents and the ones after Lyndon B Johnson lol

    • @avaelz
      @avaelz 7 лет назад +117

      Trump is the worst thing to ever happen to our country.

    • @joshlee1398
      @joshlee1398 7 лет назад

      James Braun he want that bad

    • @tombrearley-smith5777
      @tombrearley-smith5777 7 лет назад +34

      AvaLPSTV What ever happened to the Great Depression?
      This is coming from a Brit, by the way.

    • @BendmydickCucumbersnatch
      @BendmydickCucumbersnatch 7 лет назад +26

      Tom Brearley-Smith it ended

  • @BrokeBot
    @BrokeBot 7 лет назад +96

    Should've used a peanut joke for jimmy carter 😂

  • @surendrasharma8084
    @surendrasharma8084 7 лет назад +21

    *_The full names for the USA presidents_*
    *_1:George Washington_*
    *_2:John Adams Jr_*
    *_3:Thomas Jefferson_*
    *_4:James Madison Jr_*
    *_5:James Monroe_*
    *_6:John Quincy Adams III_*
    *_7:Andrew Jackson Jr_*
    *_8:Martin Van Buren Sr_*
    *_9:William Henry Harrison Sr_*
    *_10:John Tyler Sr_*
    *_11:James Knox Polk_*
    *_12:Zachary Taylor_*
    *_13:Millard Fillmore Sr_*
    *_14:Franklin Pierce_*
    *_15:James Buchanan Jr_*
    *_16:Abraham Lincoln_*
    *_17:Andrew Johnson_*
    *_18:Hiram Ulysses Simpson Grant Sr_*
    *_19:Rutherford Brichard Hayes III_*
    *_20:James Abram Garfield_*
    *_21:Chester Alan Arthur_*
    *_22:Stephen Grover Cleveland_*
    *_23:Benjamin Harrison_*
    *_24:Stephen Grover Cleveland_*
    *_25:William McKinley Jr_*
    *_26:Theodore Roosevelt Jr_*
    *_27:William Howard Taft_*
    *_28:Thomas Woodrow Wilson_*
    *_29:Warren Gamaliel Harding_*
    *_30John Calvin Coolidge Jr_*
    *_31Herbert Clark Hoover_*
    *_32:Franklin Delano Roosevelt Sr_*
    *_33:Harry S Truman_*
    *_34:David Dwight Eisenhower_*
    *_35:John Fitzgerald Kennedy Sr_*
    *_36:Lyndon Baines Johnson_*
    *_37:Richard Milhous Nixon_*
    *_38:Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr (born as Leslie Lynch king Jr)_*
    *_39:James Earl Carter Jr_*
    *_40:Ronald Wilson Reagan Sr_*
    *_41:George Herbert Walker Bush Sr_*
    *_42:William Jefferson Clinton (born as William Jefferson Blythe III)_*
    *_43:George Walker Bush Jr_*
    *_44:Barack Hussein Obama Jr_*
    *_45:Donald John Trump Sr_*

    • @scottb3034
      @scottb3034 7 лет назад

      Why is Truman's full name not there?

    • @that1valentian769
      @that1valentian769 6 лет назад +2

      Scott B
      Actually, Harry Truman’s middle name is S. It doesn’t stand for anything. Upon birth, his parents simply thought it sounded sophisticated.

    • @shahhimi1431
      @shahhimi1431 6 лет назад

      That1Valentian, Just give him/her credit it probably took a while!

  • @brytonite1694
    @brytonite1694 6 лет назад +15

    Americans : Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else
    Bush : Not Until 2004

  • @CiaranMemes
    @CiaranMemes  7 лет назад +102

    In a week this has become my most viewed video and got me more than 500 new subscribers.
    Thank you all.

  • @Ace-jz3lc
    @Ace-jz3lc 7 лет назад +79

    The JFK one wtf lol

    • @thekingbradable
      @thekingbradable 7 лет назад +1

      Jace celentano "Enough brains" omg that is too good

  • @yopeseph_2795
    @yopeseph_2795 6 лет назад +19

    George Bush should of been SpongeBob getting hit by a shoe

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 6 лет назад

      @T-MAC, But Bush didn't get hit by the shoe! For 8 years, everyone was saying he was an idiot, even those who voted for him. But he wasn't that big of an idiot, because an idiot would've gotten hit. He ducked not one, but TWO shoes. Although i think what's more interesting is that the Iraqi guy... had shoes!

    • @SmirkJerk
      @SmirkJerk 6 лет назад

      There's also gotta be something for the time he choked on a pretzel, turned blue, and passed out.

  • @zoomerjack5435
    @zoomerjack5435 4 месяца назад +5

    Joe Biden: anything involving Mermaid Man

  • @Mechaghostman2
    @Mechaghostman2 7 лет назад +51

    FDR should have had Squidward protesting and forming a union.

    • @Mechaghostman2
      @Mechaghostman2 7 лет назад +3

      In the episode Squid was striking, and he eventually compromised with Krabs for better pay, benefits, and more time off. He formed a labor union.

    • @williamhopkins1506
      @williamhopkins1506 7 лет назад +1

      Mechaghostman2 FDR also did by signing the Wagner Connery Act.

    • @gfoot9916
      @gfoot9916 7 лет назад +1

      Consensual Buttrape how are unions communist?

  • @zoe_murtagh_03
    @zoe_murtagh_03 7 лет назад +710

    The Trump one is so accurate

    • @rougedragonwhiteflame3990
      @rougedragonwhiteflame3990 7 лет назад +82

      Zoe Murtagh except mr. Krabs isn’t as big of a selfish pig.

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 7 лет назад +56

      RougeDragon whiteFlame. Ain't that the truth.

    • @thefarter6462
      @thefarter6462 7 лет назад +58

      Lol, libtards.

    • @Kaldor-Draigo-h6q
      @Kaldor-Draigo-h6q 7 лет назад +64

      Frenchie "lel libturds kek xD"

    • @michaelkolen7199
      @michaelkolen7199 7 лет назад +21

      Zoe Murtagh He did sacrifice a huge amount of his wealth for the American people sonI guess it was right before presidency.

  • @georgefrench8193
    @georgefrench8193 6 лет назад +181

    0:09 close you eyes and let your mind take over.

  • @Foofrarf23
    @Foofrarf23 3 месяца назад +4

    "I WENT TO COLLEGE" ~ Bill Clinton

  • @MysticMorigan1998
    @MysticMorigan1998 7 лет назад +6

    10/10 this is my favorite SpongeBob portrayal vids ever. they're all so good.

  • @kimchi3339
    @kimchi3339 7 лет назад +92

    It makes me sad how few people would understand how hilarious the Lyndon B. Johnson joke was

    • @baller3026
      @baller3026 7 лет назад +4

      3:07 right?
      Am I missing something

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 7 лет назад +7

      Honestly The only reason I know who Lyndon B Johnson is is because of the show Adam Ruins Everything. Which talked about how he was racist and other stuff. So I don't get the joke...

    • @cd8467
      @cd8467 7 лет назад +4

      whats’s so funny about it?

    • @High-Priestess029
      @High-Priestess029 7 лет назад +5

      Its because he was born in Texas and he was a senator and a member of the House Of Representatives for Texas

    • @cloutdaze
      @cloutdaze 7 лет назад +11

      So hilarious

  • @bookaki4160
    @bookaki4160 7 лет назад +33

    You should have used the clip of the hungover SpongeBob from the movie for Ulysses S Grant

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 лет назад

      true, Ulysses S. Grant even admitted that he was completely hammered throughout most of the Civil War.

  • @brandenmanuel2037
    @brandenmanuel2037 8 месяцев назад +4

    Joe Biden: Patrick immediately falling asleep to Squidward playing his clarinet.

  • @CiblesGD
    @CiblesGD 7 лет назад +7

    I got educated from this video

  • @ShadoZP
    @ShadoZP 6 лет назад +32

    Aaaaaannndddd theres no money in heeeerrrreeee

    • @rimabros98
      @rimabros98 6 лет назад

      ShadoZP Herbert Hoover.

  • @brahminsoup
    @brahminsoup 7 лет назад +35

    Holy shit Nixon is on point.

  • @maestrotownsend8833
    @maestrotownsend8833 6 лет назад +2

    Brilliant! The William Henry Harrison had me laughing out loud!!! Thank you! ❤️😂👍🏿🎉🕺🏿

  • @ShortKidRoss
    @ShortKidRoss 7 лет назад +13

    I almost choked at the JFK one

  • @andrew4437
    @andrew4437 7 лет назад +308

    Trump should have been: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  • @ianbaughman8226
    @ianbaughman8226 7 лет назад +13

    Democrats: He's so wise, tan, and handsome....
    Obama: Meep

  • @ultimatetrashboy419
    @ultimatetrashboy419 6 лет назад +80

    3:00 nooooooooooooooo

  • @volcanosauce00
    @volcanosauce00 7 лет назад +76

    The William Henry Harrison one is an utter masterpiece.

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 7 лет назад

      Same with James Buchanan lol

    • @iamimana
      @iamimana 7 лет назад

      garner montgomery And Bill Clinton

    • @Charbob-j9w
      @Charbob-j9w Год назад

      Fun fact, WHH had the longest inaugural address, but shortest presidency.

  • @Chocorange89
    @Chocorange89 6 лет назад +40

    James Madison could been an episode with burning house.

    • @mcveigh1579
      @mcveigh1579 6 лет назад

      Liza Mikhalchuk yea. But instead, they picked numbers

  • @TheBdog100
    @TheBdog100 7 лет назад +51

    FDR one made me laugh

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 6 лет назад +1

    0:46 is William Henry Harrison who died of pneumonia within 31 days of his Presidency. It took me a moment to get that...

  • @axelmaldonado2642
    @axelmaldonado2642 7 лет назад +252

    2:48

  • @michaeltnk1135
    @michaeltnk1135 7 лет назад +79

    I loved the Calvin Coolidge one. Unfortunately most of the commenters don’t know anything about our own country, and didn’t get the joke

    • @alinadeem1363
      @alinadeem1363 7 лет назад +15

      The joke is that he didn't really do anything

    • @michaeltnk1135
      @michaeltnk1135 7 лет назад +1

      Ali Nadeem Also, the fact that he didn’t run for president at all.

    • @nicholashoover931
      @nicholashoover931 7 лет назад

      "Silent Cal"

    • @PastebunAnon
      @PastebunAnon 7 лет назад

      MinifigureXtreme He did run, 1924

    • @michaeltnk1135
      @michaeltnk1135 7 лет назад +1

      Paste Bun Yeah, but it was for a second term

  • @angery9942
    @angery9942 7 лет назад +4

    Dude, you know your history, great video

  • @theluckykaiju5125
    @theluckykaiju5125 6 лет назад +1

    That one two punch with Roosevelt and Truman had me gasping for air. Well done, my friend.

  • @rodrigosanhilario6594
    @rodrigosanhilario6594 7 лет назад +58

    Lol it actual takes high knowledge of the presidents to understand the subtle humor.