I gotta say my favorite line is when the monster scares the birds. EMET: "Oh look! Birds! I wish I could fly" Demon: "YOU HAVE A JETPACK YOU STUPID FUCK#!"
5:54 one of my best memories was all my friends playing a custom game and we got this dialogue. We were all dying of laughter by that point. *sigh* good times, wish Evolve 2 was a thing.
@@bummer6 it was meh cause no one really stuck around long enough to get good at it. If you had a good monster vs people good at their classes it was pretty hard and fun. The robot medic was the best thing ever though
+Orcaman15 Yeah, and as funny as demon core is, I actually like Emet's happy side, it's so adorably optimistic "ooh look birds! I wish i could fly!" for example lol
EMET reminds me of Krieg the psycho from Borderlands 2. except EMET has two personalities at the same time, whereas Krieg just screams constantly. "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE!!"
+sparda kurkov Krieg's non-insane personality actually came out and talked to him in his head once in a while. It was somewhat rare though. But yeah, _BAAATHE_ IN THE *MEAT CHUNKS!!!*
+Mister Bones yeah, you're right. i have the game of the year edition of Borderlands 2, and Krieg was always my first choice. "SHE CAN TASTE THE BLOODY HATRED!"
awesomesauce980 Nah just meant if I had to guess what his r34 artwork was based off what he's saying that'd be my guess. Also dunno if it'd matter who dominates who, to me it sounds like he'd still make mostly stuff with that in it lol
I come back and watch this video like once a year. I miss this game so much. Everyone has that one game and there are many like it, but this one is mine.
Little Timmy tries out E.M.E.T. for the first time. Little Timmy doesn't know what to expect form EMET. Little Timmy forgot to turn down the volume on his mom TV. Mom is on the couch reading. EMET says, "I'm a death Machine made of Hate and Fuck!" Little Timmy was never seen again.
I love playing as EMET mainly for when the demon core takes over, I think one of his lines was about him glassing the whole planned or something like that, defo made me chuckle
I'm so glad this game is popular again, and I'm so glad you made those videos back then. I haven't played since before Slim/Crow/Sunny/Torvald were added so I had a bit of catch up to do.
Read the lore, mate. Demon-Cores were put into death squad commando drones. Basically, psychopatic AIs that were used as shock troops for slaughter and terror tactics. The "fun" bunch to be around when they activate.
the first one, when they go - "It´s all right, Bucket - even though you don´t like me, I still like you!" - "Wondelful. I can fell my quality of life improving already." - "Yaay!"
The first time I played Emet I hated his personality until I got pounced and Emet went "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!I'LL KILL EVERYTHING ON THIS FUCKING PLANET!!!!"
+kilashot could you imagine these drones were used in the War. War-drones running round with demoncores and fuckin. literally fucking the enemy (as seen with emet, hes trying to fuck everything)
Man for the past week I’ve kept thinking pathfinder was EMET and I was so confused when I couldn’t find anything of pathfinder being mad then I finally remembered this game
I played this game so long ago, and I forgot how many screws these characters had loose. Ah yes, the good old days of when I had a demonic robot screaming about raping the monster as well as other vulgarities.
OMG thank you for putting in all this hard work to compile these. I was playing with a friend and we had the first convo we heard with Cabot and EMET about crawling up its all and blowing up. and the other comment while hunting saying it will kill the monster and dance in its blood. we were losing it listening to him for the first time. so glad i found this!
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I gotta say my favorite line is when the monster scares the birds.
EMET: "Oh look! Birds! I wish I could fly"
Demon: "YOU HAVE A JETPACK YOU STUPID FUCK#!"
actually it is JetBack
"IM THE GODDAMN APOCOLYPSE!! I AM RAGNAROK SHOVED UP ARMAGEDDONS ASS!!" I think I just found a new battle cry XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Akaryusan good to... Uh... good to know
@@gagefarris
*RRRAAGGH!*
6:09 😂😂😂
I AM A DEATH MACHINE MADE OF HATE AND FUCK
There's also a line somewhere in there where he says KEEP FIRING YOU USELESS TWATS
EMET is the best medic
HinDae085
Thank you!
True
Hank: "Did anyone else hear that?"
EMET: "No, hello!"
words cant explain how much I actually love this.
EMET: The love child of Baymax and the Terminators.
Nah more like blitzwing
Like any of you know anything about the real Baymax.
Yes
Imagine an entire platoon of demon-core equipped combat-robots... shit....
A brigade of doom guy on steroids and crack robots.
*shit thunder arrises*
Then those goliaths, krakens, and wraiths wont last those 5 days
@@stacysnchz79 this lmao
Okay, I'll unlock EMET.
5:54 one of my best memories was all my friends playing a custom game and we got this dialogue. We were all dying of laughter by that point. *sigh* good times, wish Evolve 2 was a thing.
It is..well it was
when i first heard E.M.E.T i was like "great, hes your standard super nice droid. perfect." then he flipped personalitys and i was like "Whoa wtf!"
Basically every ones reaction except mine
God I wish more people realized how good this game was
It was very good, deserved more attention.
@@Ghos7illo great game shitty publishers
Game was meh, characters were some of the best written ones in any video game ever though.
@@bummer6 it was meh cause no one really stuck around long enough to get good at it. If you had a good monster vs people good at their classes it was pretty hard and fun. The robot medic was the best thing ever though
Then it wasnt meh the game itself was great people just didnt stick around
Can we just have Mad Emet as the standard version? Having a medic scream and swear would be amazing.
pls no cus youre goin to laugh your ass off cus of the nonstop screaming and cant play the game well. atleast i do.
Da SneakyFart Okay, you make a good point there. Kind of hard to heal your teammates while lauging your ass off
+Orcaman15 Also his psycho voice is funnier when in contrast with the adorable light hearted dialogue of his normal personality
Alpha Lupus True...it would get really boring really quick wouldnt it.
+Orcaman15 Yeah, and as funny as demon core is, I actually like Emet's happy side, it's so adorably optimistic "ooh look birds! I wish i could fly!" for example lol
1:00 OI YOU WHAT MATE OMFG THATS HILARIOUS XD. This is why Hyde and Emet are my favourite hunters.
2:09 Mad Emet:"PppppISS FIRE! SHIT THUNDER!" That made me laugh way to long.
Years later, and I still love this guy.
Me too, they should have given it more credit
7:26 I love how you managed to get EMET saying that with Lennox in the dropship.
I just imagine Lennox looking over at Jack with wide eyes as if she's saying "he's not gonna do that, right?"
"It's in the dome, now we fuck it!" Quite possibly my favorite line of dialogue ever
Baymax after heroine
kids don't do drug
+ProudPinoy4Life heroin*
Damn. Now I have a demon core just like emet. He is so funny 😂
B4DA$$
I'LL HAVE YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS!
It's almost inspiring how metal EMET is.
No wonder the drone is Tier 5.
+171videoman I believe the phrase "that's pretty brutal" is appropriate.
+171videoman Metal, ha.
pretty mental, isnt that the word you're trying to say? Youre missing an alphabet
Da SneakyFart Nope, He's metal.
+171videoman I can see what you meant there. METAL!!!!!
I'm so going back to this game just for this guy, he's a fucking savage.
"I see it, it's inside the dome. NOW WE FUCK IT!"
I like this guy.
"You what, mate?"
-Hyde 2015
nonono its should be OI U WOT M8?!
get ur british right lol
"Sounds just like me mum.
+Fuckboi Australian*
EMET reminds me of Krieg the psycho from Borderlands 2. except EMET has two personalities at the same time, whereas Krieg just screams constantly.
"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE!!"
+sparda kurkov
Krieg's non-insane personality actually came out and talked to him in his head once in a while. It was somewhat rare though.
But yeah, _BAAATHE_ IN THE *MEAT CHUNKS!!!*
+Mister Bones yeah, you're right. i have the game of the year edition of Borderlands 2, and Krieg was always my first choice.
"SHE CAN TASTE THE BLOODY HATRED!"
+sparda kurkov I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE *POOP TRAIN*!!!
Cpl. Dalton Smith - XIII Legion
I TASTE BLOOD; *MINE **_AND_** YOURS!!!*
+sparda kurkov Close enough
"We'll nuke the monster till it glows, and then we'll fuck it in the dark!"
Holy fuck, my sides hurt! XD
i feel like 99% of crows responses are just
k
the other 1% is
ok
He's chill as heck, no fucks given. Wouldn't say the same about EMET...
Presicely why i love crow. Too fly 4 U.
Ok
+chaoswraith
Wow, you plagiarized that from the Evolve Wiki.
EMET is the one making all the Evolve rule 34.
awesomesauce980 Sounds like a majority of his work contains shit, piss, and/or gore.
RDashie Cat Don't know what porn you're looking at cuz there's a lot more human dom on wraith than that.
Not that I look or anything.
awesomesauce980 Nah just meant if I had to guess what his r34 artwork was based off what he's saying that'd be my guess. Also dunno if it'd matter who dominates who, to me it sounds like he'd still make mostly stuff with that in it lol
awesomesauce980
I'LL CRAWL UP THE MONSTERS ASS AND BLOW MYSELF UP!
5:27 Aw, Torvald's got a soft spot for Slim
+Jake McManus Or Slim is the least annoying medic in his opinion... Poor Torvald.
All of the specific hunter react most with their same Teri or are more related
@@grevous4 slim is also his best friend
2:37
That was the first ever dialogue I heard from E.M.E.T and DAMN. My friends and I were loosing.
"Wow...wtf!" 😕🤣
vote emet for the best hunter in evolve
Done
Yup
Yes
“ though obviously, I wish Jack had picked a different drone to use.”
“AARRERRRGGGGGHHH!!!!”
“Indeed.”
I needed this after watching Kala's drop ship conversations.
emet innocent voice sounds like baymax XD
ikr
Holy crap, even the demon core likes Daisy. I mean I knew everyone liked Daisy but damn...
I come back and watch this video like once a year. I miss this game so much. Everyone has that one game and there are many like it, but this one is mine.
So this is what happens when you fuse Bender with HK-47 and stick the result inside Baymax's body.
"Eep!"
The characters in Evolve are amazing and very underrated.
Omg I just noticed the guy that voices Abe is the same guy who voiced mcree
me too XD amazing
EMET needs to be in Overwatch...though they may need to install a profanity filter.
FCKING MATT MERCER IS EVERYWHERE
Just like how I noticed that sunny is voiced by the same VA that voiced Luna Loud from the Loud House.
Lol, I heard the "lets nuke it till it glows, then fuck it in the dark" one, and fell in love.
I want a voice changer program for EMET's voice distortion.
Me too
same man, same
Little Timmy tries out E.M.E.T. for the first time. Little Timmy doesn't know what to expect form EMET. Little Timmy forgot to turn down the volume on his mom TV. Mom is on the couch reading. EMET says, "I'm a death Machine made of Hate and Fuck!" Little Timmy was never seen again.
Calvin Robertson u mean lil Jimmy hahaha
7:25 Oh my god, whoever voice this guy must be laughing his ass off.
i love emit lmao.best charter yet god i hope they make some kind of animated movie or show of evolve
I love playing as EMET mainly for when the demon core takes over, I think one of his lines was about him glassing the whole planned or something like that, defo made me chuckle
U WOT M8 - hyde
"PISS FIRE! SHIT THUNDER!"
My kinda drone.
Game was so fun when i played, I get that it failed commercially just wish there was more to this IP, the world and characters are great.
I'm so glad this game is popular again, and I'm so glad you made those videos back then.
I haven't played since before Slim/Crow/Sunny/Torvald were added so I had a bit of catch up to do.
EMET's high five conversation with Bucket reminds me of Iron Man and Doctor Strange's "Awesome Facial Hair Bros" segment.
"P-P-PISS FIRE! SHIT THUNDER!"
*-* Grant George
Words to live by.
That dialogue was also putting in a little Easter egg in back 4 blood
Bucket is what fo4's codsworth should've been like.
you missed the one about the birds.
but thanks, emet and his demoncore is so funny
emet is fucking hilarious
holy shit YES!
as someone who has never heard any of his voice lines before this vid, I can agree 100%
I can only imagine what a robot that's BUILT to have a demon core looks like.
Read the lore, mate. Demon-Cores were put into death squad commando drones. Basically, psychopatic AIs that were used as shock troops for slaughter and terror tactics. The "fun" bunch to be around when they activate.
+Dante Carangelo LOTS of guns
2:48
"I am not crazy!"
*proceeds to say how he is made of hate and fuck*
when you take in a defective healing unit with a psychopath glitch,
then you know you are desperate.
jefthereaper this is why you don’t trust ai
Thank you for taking the time and patience to make this. Much appreciated!
EMET and the demon core agreeing on getting glory is so nice.
Honestly this is my All-time favorite video game character
I lost it when Bucket said "Oh, you poor stupid drone." EMET's dialogue is actually so damn hilarious!!
"To Glory!"
"To Glory!'
" *RRAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!* "
this was.. soo.. fricking.. AMAZING!!!! xJ
+crilleedara omg i luv E.M.E.T dropship conversation hahahhahahah, probably 1 of the best.
23gameoverlord ahaha I know, right! xJ my favourite is probably the one with Bucket!! ;)
crilleedara the one where Emet wants a high-five or the one where Bucket says: You poor stupid drone?
the first one, when they go
- "It´s all right, Bucket - even though you don´t like me, I still like you!"
- "Wondelful. I can fell my quality of life improving already."
- "Yaay!"
This guy is still on my mind from time to time, what an absolute shame what happened to this game.
I love how most of the characters just shrug off the Jekyll and Hyde thing like it's just a minor stutter or something.
"PISS FIRE, SHIT THUNDER!!!"
It's so random, furious, and violent it becomes funny
The first time I played Emet I hated his personality until I got pounced and Emet went "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!I'LL KILL EVERYTHING ON THIS FUCKING PLANET!!!!"
NOW WE FUCK IT-FUCKIT-FUCKIT-FUCKIT-FUCKIT!!!!!!
This makes me ROFL
"Good to...uh...good to know." I love Crow
I'm so glad they gave Emet dual personality's it gives them so much more character
2:38 - The start of my favorite dialogue.
amazing! gunna start playing as him just to hear the demon core go nuts
Death machine, made of hate and fuck.
Best quote in a videogame this decade.
THE GAME IS BACK
RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
🔥😈🔥
Hahah, I am in love with this fucking drone! Awesome.
Imagine what EMET could be with an actual Demon Drone Chassis
I want a E.M.A.T. drone now
you mean you want e.m.e.t hes only one with demon core
yeah, i'ma give him a demon core
+kilashot could you imagine these drones were used in the War. War-drones running round with demoncores and fuckin. literally fucking the enemy (as seen with emet, hes trying to fuck everything)
...... yep
@@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan hormy robo....
I wish you added one line where the monster's armor is depleted Emet will comment "The armor is down. KEEP SHOOTING YOU USELESS TWATS!"
EMET and Bucket conversations are prime 👌🏻😂
Thank you SO MUCH for this video! Always wanted to know what all he says. laughed nearly every conversation.
I want one of these to greet my guest at my home.
I'd love to see EMET meet Doc from Red Vs Blue.
I cant explain how much EMET makes me wheeze
"Ok" - Crow 2015
I feel like EMET gets me man. Best character in the game.
I would love to see this game come back an for emet to meet Pathfinder an revenant
He's kinda the two together now I think about it.....
He is rated R pathfinder
god i miss this game so much 😢😮
I'm so glad I don't hear him swear as a monster because I'd probably get mentally paralyzed from hearing him and lose the game xD
Man for the past week I’ve kept thinking pathfinder was EMET and I was so confused when I couldn’t find anything of pathfinder being mad then I finally remembered this game
This EMET AI kinda reminds of Emmet from from lego movie with Dorys memory loss and has been on cocain.
Emet and Jack are basically the space monster apocalypse version of Baymax and Hiro.
xmikeyxlikesitx Or that
+xmikeyxlikesitx XD
"I AM A DEATH MACHINE MADE OF HATE AND FUCK" 2:38 future tombstone quote
He’s so charming
his lines with bucket and abe are the best things on this game
Emet is just like Chappie
if Chappie was a crackhead, then yes
James Wilson and had a split personality
Sounds like Shodan's son with D.I.D. in an angsty teenage phase.
"I'M A DEATH MACHINE MADE OF HATE AND FUCK!" This little drone is the best!
There are a few more than this it is worth mentioning, but well done getting so many so soon good sir.
Emet:yay sunny likes me Me:unlike bucket
Emet is just hilarious when it comes to his rampant quotes.
I still laugh at all these lines, a robot with multiple personality disorder. Just plain funny.
Emet and the medic need to meet. one is a slightly insane robot and the medic is...well the medic
I played this game so long ago, and I forgot how many screws these characters had loose. Ah yes, the good old days of when I had a demonic robot screaming about raping the monster as well as other vulgarities.
OMG thank you for putting in all this hard work to compile these. I was playing with a friend and we had the first convo we heard with Cabot and EMET about crawling up its all and blowing up. and the other comment while hunting saying it will kill the monster and dance in its blood. we were losing it listening to him for the first time. so glad i found this!