🪦SCRIPT🪦 -mmm what time is it? -ah.... right... last night -I guess we gotta get on the road again, huh? -Where to next? The water park? -I mean... honestly in this summer heatwave, a Waterpark is a great idea to me right now~ -sleeping in is a much better idea though..... -PILLOW SMACK -OW! Okay, I'll get up. (My voice acting is ass here cuz irl idk how to react to pain, like you could cut my arm off and I'd just be like: 😐) *driving* -Is this AC broken or just not enough to combat this heat? -Ah wait somethings stuck inside the AC.... -I uh... huh? boiOINOINPING -A.... a toy worm? How did you manage to lose it in there?! -ah forget it, the ways of the goober are far beyond mortal comprehension. -Are you drinking enough water, you dried out sucker? Here- -Huh? What do you mean no? Just take small sips of water, it's for your own good. -I won't take no for an answer, Goober. Take the water bottle. BOIINGOINH -Did you just throw a worm at me? *leans* I swear the amount of disrespect towards me and I still can't bring myself to stop being addicted to you. It's beyond insane. -Never in a million years did I think I would ever give my heart to anyone.... and here we are... -Ah, there's the Waterpark, let's park and go in. -Hmm what's wrong? Your seat belt stuck? -sigh* let me get out for a sec.... -*Scara opens your door* -let me untangle you, how did you get it wrapped around like that?? -ugh... there we go, it should be fine, come on take my hand. That's it, step out of the car slowly okay? -*he's holding your face?* Are you okay? Yeah? Good. -Come on now, let's pay for our day passes. You didn't forget swim wear right? -yeah I'll carry the dufflebag don't worry. WOOSH *WATERPARK* -I'll just be sitting by the edge so don't worry about me -what? Me? Scared of water? No I just don't want to have to take my prosthetics off publicly to swim. It's embarassing you know. -The waterslide? You're scared to go down the water slide by yourself? Then why go at all? If it's scary you won't have fun. -ugh what do you mean you want me to go with you? Are you a child??? -hmph- so immature. Why don't you go down with one of your toy worms then? -you really won't take no as an answer huh? Fine. Let's go. -I really don't wanna do this, I'm only doing it for you. Ugh I'm gonna get water in my leg. -Youre shaking, are you sure you wanna go down? Are you chickening out, Goober? Haha look at you -Hey, come on, I'll go down in front of you and you hold onto my shoulders. We can go down together. Okay? -Okay, don't think too hard about it and let's go! *waterslide noises I guess* -SPLASH- Some kid: THAT GUYS HAND FELL OFF FROM THE WATER SLIDE!!! -Ah crap... hey Goober can you pass me my prosthetic? Yeah its just floating behind you -See? This is why I didn't wanna swim today. -Then why come here...? Well you wanted to come here so..... I was more thinking about your enjoyment not mine. -ah! Don't let that get to your head, stop smiling at me like that! -go away! Stop chasing me! -ugh... is there any other slides you need help with, my dear? -Ah I see. So you're all confident now because of the one I helped you down? Well then let's see you go by yourself now. Come on. Go. -*inner thoughts* man look at that Goober giddily climb up to the top of the slide again. So immature. I didn't find the slide all that fun at all Xingqiu: hi! I am Xingqiu! I came here with my dad and older brother. I love the water park and water is my favorite thing ever, oh besides martial arts, martial arts is so fun and I'm actually really good at it, so is that person your partner on the slide? -*Scara's thoughts* Oh God this kid beside me is so annoying. Haven't I seen him before....? I guess it doesn't matter... I wish he'd go away though Xingqiu: are those prosthetics? Wow! I never seen prosthetics up close before! If I was limbless I would use my water swords to replace my limbs! Oh yea I make water swords and my dad gets mad at me but they are really useful and cool! I think I invented something really cool that'll be used for years in the future- -I NEED TO GO TO THE SHOP FOR FOOD *Inner thoughts* I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE Xingqiu: hey where are you going? I haven't explained BEDMAS to you yet! -*thoughts* I'm ordering food for me and Listener but.... -Hey there you are, were you looking for me? Sorry I had to uh.... go... some annoying kid wouldn't shut up. -Ah... you're shaking. Are you okay? Are you cold? -Huh a man came up behind you? Wait.... do you mean.... -Listener. What did he look like? What was he wearing? -okay... -Listener, take my towel and hoodie from the locker. There's something I need to do. -No no don't worry about me, I'll be fine, okay? -wait here and eat your food, I'll be back in no time. -hey you, fucker! Yeah the one in the ugly outdated print shorts. -come here! *beating noises* -Next time. Let's go to a beach. -preferably.... a private one. -and... just swim there. -I'm still angry. It's like beating up the guy wasn't enough. *hug or whatever* -thank you. -No it wasn't your fault. It was entirely his. -and I don't care that we got kicked out. I didn't want to stay with him around anyways. -In fact.... you know what. Let's go to the beach next. And try to find a place with less people around. -no annoying kids... no creepy old men.... -just us. Together. -does that sound nice? To end a road trip at the beach? -yeah? Then we'll make our way back home and start our new semester -oh right, that reminds me -Xiao and Venti right?? And kazuha and all them. You'll introduce us when we get back, right? -I.... I want to learn to get along with your friends. -although after the incident with his grandpa.... I'm not too sure how Kazuha will feel about me.... haha... -we'll see~
My lord, go and drink some woter and take care urself. ALSO THANKS FOR THE FOOD edit: also ur comment says 3 days ago, BUT U POSTED THIS AUDIO 11 MINS AGO??
@@reiiixaaazzsorry I meant upload them. I upload them and they sit on youtube for a few days before they debut publicly. It sucks because I wanna post them as soon as I make them but youtube won't stop making me manual review every innocent video I make
Maybe but I think it would be more funny if it was Childe. Dottore is too busy huffing chemicals and probably blood to go to a water park, assuming he’s gone be let in.
Me2, I thought this disorder didn’t affect me as much as I thought it would,but after hearing this I felt so(I don’t really know how to describe it,maybe loved?)and …….I cried afterwards (it’s happy tears don’t worry…) ANYWAYS! Thank you for the audio Grave!❤❤😂
@ifewadeashiru5007 that is true, but with an anxiety disorder, you feel it 100× more than regular anxiety it is common to be scared by new things, but with an anxiety disorder, it makes it way way worse giving you very unnecessary stress and anxiety 👍
The funny part is that i was at the waterpark today and i have HORRIBLE anxiety and it sucks ass so i stayed side by side with my friend the ENTIRE TIME so i liked it when he comforted us ❤ PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF GRAVE YOUR AN AMAZING HUMAN AND DESERVE ONLY THE BEST THINGS!!!
My fiancé is sleeping next to me and trying to withhold the laughter from hearing the creep get his ass kicked has actual tears pooling in my eyes I'm literally wheezing into a pillow fucking hell dude you really put the happy wheels scream in Amazing, 10/10
This is so me when I'm residing with my academic roomie kuni and we go to the water park and down one singular slide together and in the end we decide to go to the beach ‼️‼️🗣️
You did a amazing job Grave, this episode was truly beautiful and helpful for me ( I have to go to work after and feel a little anxious so its truly warm my heart ). Don't forget to take care of you. You're work is amazing, never forget that ♡
Bro I have never went on a water slide before now I want to all of a sudden ALSO WHY DOES KUNI LOVE BEATING PEOPLE UP anyways good audio as always take care
WOOO!! i'm so excited to watch this! 😍 Just by seeing this it made my day. I'll make sure to watch it as soon as i can! And that's a promise 😉 It's impossible to break that promise because this video will have half of my brain to itself for the rest of the day 😍 (i'll even set reminders every 5 minutes to watch this. that's how important you are to me istg) THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER VIDEO GRAVE!! P.S. *you should totally keep an eye out for another one of my comments saying how great this video is*
I fell asleep listening to the entire series and thus my phone just went on playing it all whilst i slept- this made me realise, A. i really like Scaramouche and Grave's version of him and B. i really like Grave, his talent in asmrs is appearent and i want to hug him for beeing such a lovely Sweetheart.
I was concerned he would fight a child and get kicked out of the water park. Instead he fought a grown man and got kicked out of the water park. A win is a win
IMSOSORRYIDONTKNOWWHYITTOOKSOLONG. but this audio is amazing i love it so much. It make me smile 💗 Thank you so much this made my day i really needed this
🪦SCRIPT🪦
-mmm what time is it?
-ah.... right... last night
-I guess we gotta get on the road again, huh?
-Where to next? The water park?
-I mean... honestly in this summer heatwave, a Waterpark is a great idea to me right now~
-sleeping in is a much better idea though.....
-PILLOW SMACK
-OW! Okay, I'll get up. (My voice acting is ass here cuz irl idk how to react to pain, like you could cut my arm off and I'd just be like: 😐)
*driving*
-Is this AC broken or just not enough to combat this heat?
-Ah wait somethings stuck inside the AC....
-I uh... huh?
boiOINOINPING
-A.... a toy worm? How did you manage to lose it in there?!
-ah forget it, the ways of the goober are far beyond mortal comprehension.
-Are you drinking enough water, you dried out sucker? Here-
-Huh? What do you mean no? Just take small sips of water, it's for your own good.
-I won't take no for an answer, Goober. Take the water bottle.
BOIINGOINH
-Did you just throw a worm at me? *leans* I swear the amount of disrespect towards me and I still can't bring myself to stop being addicted to you. It's beyond insane.
-Never in a million years did I think I would ever give my heart to anyone.... and here we are...
-Ah, there's the Waterpark, let's park and go in.
-Hmm what's wrong? Your seat belt stuck?
-sigh* let me get out for a sec....
-*Scara opens your door*
-let me untangle you, how did you get it wrapped around like that??
-ugh... there we go, it should be fine, come on take my hand. That's it, step out of the car slowly okay?
-*he's holding your face?* Are you okay? Yeah? Good.
-Come on now, let's pay for our day passes. You didn't forget swim wear right?
-yeah I'll carry the dufflebag don't worry. WOOSH
*WATERPARK*
-I'll just be sitting by the edge so don't worry about me
-what? Me? Scared of water? No I just don't want to have to take my prosthetics off publicly to swim. It's embarassing you know.
-The waterslide? You're scared to go down the water slide by yourself? Then why go at all? If it's scary you won't have fun.
-ugh what do you mean you want me to go with you? Are you a child???
-hmph- so immature. Why don't you go down with one of your toy worms then?
-you really won't take no as an answer huh? Fine. Let's go.
-I really don't wanna do this, I'm only doing it for you. Ugh I'm gonna get water in my leg.
-Youre shaking, are you sure you wanna go down? Are you chickening out, Goober? Haha look at you
-Hey, come on, I'll go down in front of you and you hold onto my shoulders. We can go down together. Okay?
-Okay, don't think too hard about it and let's go!
*waterslide noises I guess*
-SPLASH-
Some kid: THAT GUYS HAND FELL OFF FROM THE WATER SLIDE!!!
-Ah crap... hey Goober can you pass me my prosthetic? Yeah its just floating behind you
-See? This is why I didn't wanna swim today.
-Then why come here...? Well you wanted to come here so..... I was more thinking about your enjoyment not mine.
-ah! Don't let that get to your head, stop smiling at me like that!
-go away! Stop chasing me!
-ugh... is there any other slides you need help with, my dear?
-Ah I see. So you're all confident now because of the one I helped you down? Well then let's see you go by yourself now. Come on. Go.
-*inner thoughts* man look at that Goober giddily climb up to the top of the slide again. So immature. I didn't find the slide all that fun at all
Xingqiu: hi! I am Xingqiu! I came here with my dad and older brother. I love the water park and water is my favorite thing ever, oh besides martial arts, martial arts is so fun and I'm actually really good at it, so is that person your partner on the slide?
-*Scara's thoughts* Oh God this kid beside me is so annoying. Haven't I seen him before....? I guess it doesn't matter... I wish he'd go away though
Xingqiu: are those prosthetics? Wow! I never seen prosthetics up close before! If I was limbless I would use my water swords to replace my limbs! Oh yea I make water swords and my dad gets mad at me but they are really useful and cool! I think I invented something really cool that'll be used for years in the future-
-I NEED TO GO TO THE SHOP FOR FOOD *Inner thoughts* I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Xingqiu: hey where are you going? I haven't explained BEDMAS to you yet!
-*thoughts* I'm ordering food for me and Listener but....
-Hey there you are, were you looking for me? Sorry I had to uh.... go... some annoying kid wouldn't shut up.
-Ah... you're shaking. Are you okay? Are you cold?
-Huh a man came up behind you? Wait.... do you mean....
-Listener. What did he look like? What was he wearing?
-okay...
-Listener, take my towel and hoodie from the locker. There's something I need to do.
-No no don't worry about me, I'll be fine, okay?
-wait here and eat your food, I'll be back in no time.
-hey you, fucker! Yeah the one in the ugly outdated print shorts.
-come here!
*beating noises*
-Next time. Let's go to a beach.
-preferably.... a private one.
-and... just swim there.
-I'm still angry. It's like beating up the guy wasn't enough.
*hug or whatever*
-thank you.
-No it wasn't your fault. It was entirely his.
-and I don't care that we got kicked out. I didn't want to stay with him around anyways.
-In fact.... you know what. Let's go to the beach next. And try to find a place with less people around.
-no annoying kids... no creepy old men....
-just us. Together.
-does that sound nice? To end a road trip at the beach?
-yeah? Then we'll make our way back home and start our new semester
-oh right, that reminds me
-Xiao and Venti right?? And kazuha and all them. You'll introduce us when we get back, right?
-I.... I want to learn to get along with your friends.
-although after the incident with his grandpa.... I'm not too sure how Kazuha will feel about me.... haha...
-we'll see~
My lord, go and drink some woter and take care urself. ALSO THANKS FOR THE FOOD
edit: also ur comment says 3 days ago, BUT U POSTED THIS AUDIO 11 MINS AGO??
HELP ME THE BEATUNG UP NOISES
@@reiiixaaazz I have to post them ahead of time because of demonitization strikes.
@@reiiixaaazzsorry I meant upload them. I upload them and they sit on youtube for a few days before they debut publicly. It sucks because I wanna post them as soon as I make them but youtube won't stop making me manual review every innocent video I make
@@GraveASMR aw..
When Scara was beating up the dude had me dying 😭💀
I bet it was Childe.
@@ruby7684 probably was 👀
@@ruby7684 it could’ve been dottore 😟
Maybe but I think it would be more funny if it was Childe. Dottore is too busy huffing chemicals and probably blood to go to a water park, assuming he’s gone be let in.
@@ruby7684 true 😭
THE WAYS OF THE GOOBER ARE FAR BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION 🙌🙌🙌
“I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
You and me both Kuni. Extroverts really are the worst 😂
THE WAY XINGQIU JUST SPAWNED IN 💀💀💀
HELPPPEHEHH HE GOT BEAT
Not Xingqui again hahahahah 💀😭 (btw I love the audio)
THE XINGQIU PART HAS ME CRYING😂😂
"Are you, chickening out goober?" HAD ME LIKE, OMG SCARA THAT YOU!? 😨😭🤭🗣🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊💯💯💯💯💯💙
LMAOO THE WAY THAT SCARA WAS SO ANNOYED BY XINGQIU😭😭
I have a anxiety disorder so I found it really sweet that he was comforting us during the water slide :)))
Me2, I thought this disorder didn’t affect me as much as I thought it would,but after hearing this I felt so(I don’t really know how to describe it,maybe loved?)and …….I cried afterwards (it’s happy tears don’t worry…) ANYWAYS! Thank you for the audio Grave!❤❤😂
@jellyhuang4580 me too buddy :,) 🫂
It’s not really anxiety it’s common to the human body to be scared of something that you never been on before
@ifewadeashiru5007 that is true, but with an anxiety disorder, you feel it 100× more than regular anxiety it is common to be scared by new things, but with an anxiety disorder, it makes it way way worse giving you very unnecessary stress and anxiety 👍
Scaramouche reminds you to stay hydrated real 🎉
Loved the sound effects used for beating up at old guy lmao-
Those toy worms are my children🫴💙
Bro the sound effects are sending me 💀💀
I was literally just going to your channel for my daily Scara comfort and see this... BLESS YOUR SOUL😭❤️
THE WATER SLIDE VIDEO JUMPED-SCARED ME ☹️
my good i just went to a waterpark. ARE YOU STALKING ME
The funny part is that i was at the waterpark today and i have HORRIBLE anxiety and it sucks ass so i stayed side by side with my friend the ENTIRE TIME so i liked it when he comforted us ❤ PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF GRAVE YOUR AN AMAZING HUMAN AND DESERVE ONLY THE BEST THINGS!!!
My fiancé is sleeping next to me and trying to withhold the laughter from hearing the creep get his ass kicked has actual tears pooling in my eyes
I'm literally wheezing into a pillow fucking hell dude you really put the happy wheels scream in
Amazing, 10/10
(( DID YOU JUST TROW A WORM AT ME¿¡ ))i was almost sleep but this make me laugh so hard that im not sleepy anymore
Bro just dropped the best Scaramochie's series and thought we wouldnt notice. Stay safe Grave❤
This is so me when I'm residing with my academic roomie kuni and we go to the water park and down one singular slide together and in the end we decide to go to the beach ‼️‼️🗣️
Never went on yt so fast after seeing a notification-
Omg I was singing and then I shrieked when I saw you posted
(My mum came in the room😅)
IM ACTUALLY BALLING MY EYES OUT FROM THE SCREAMING SFX 😭😭
thanks for the meal pookie‼️😼
You did a amazing job Grave, this episode was truly beautiful and helpful for me ( I have to go to work after and feel a little anxious so its truly warm my heart ). Don't forget to take care of you. You're work is amazing, never forget that ♡
You got this! Good luck w work
@@GraveASMR Thank you Sweetheart ♡ 😊😊 You too, take care of you okay ? Promise ?
BRO YOU ARE AMAZING! ( grave rlly don't forget to take care of urself like srd)
I am so glad you found a way around the repeating titles problem
BRO YOU POSTED THIS RIGHT AS MY EARBUDS DIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEE YEAHHHHH I love this sm I love you too take care of yourself! And remember to drink more water each day:) love you ❤️
YAYAAY ANOTHER KUNI AUDIO 🤭🤭
aaa thanks for the amazing rp
The screams of pain lmao
I AM COMING HERE I SEE THIS I CLICK I BE LIKE GRAVE UR THE BEST CUZ U ARE CONTINUE ING THIS
Bro I have never went on a water slide before now I want to all of a sudden ALSO WHY DOES KUNI LOVE BEATING PEOPLE UP anyways good audio as always take care
I start screaming everytime you post a part of this series oh my god 😭😭😭❤️❤️
YIPPEE MORE SCARABOOBS
I once again hung up on my friend for this. 😘💗🦶🏽
same omg
Worth it though, right?😂😂
oh hey there
I'm friends with you on twitter
GRAAAAAVW YOURE ALIIIIIIVE FIANLLY KUNIS ALIVE
I was crying and I suddenly saw this- THANK YOU SM GRAVE🤭
Not me watching this on loud speaker because I forgot my headphones 🥲
I mean.... how was the audio from the loud speaker?? 😭😭
OMG TYYY FOR MAKING A PART 22!!
WOOO!! i'm so excited to watch this! 😍 Just by seeing this it made my day. I'll make sure to watch it as soon as i can! And that's a promise 😉 It's impossible to break that promise because this video will have half of my brain to itself for the rest of the day 😍 (i'll even set reminders every 5 minutes to watch this. that's how important you are to me istg) THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER VIDEO GRAVE!!
P.S. *you should totally keep an eye out for another one of my comments saying how great this video is*
P.S.S. love the title 😇
Xingqiu gonna tell scaramouche the whole fnaf lore one day 💀
11:49 I GOT A FRIGHT!!! MY GOD
bro i was just having a bad day now im all smiley ty for this audio 😭
YES THANK YOU GRAVE, I WILL CHERISH THIS MOMENT THANK YOU AGAIN, TAKE CARE OF YA SELF🙏💗
WE’VE BEEN FED 😍
Toy worm is the real protagonist you can't lie to me
LOVED THIS!!!
bro if some old man tried that on me nah im throwing hands with scaramouche ain't no way im letting a old guy make me a victim
When scaramouche beating with the man I was so chill 😂
2:40 IM DYING VHBKHDXNJK
I’m so excited for part 23 keep up the good work graves 😆🎉🎉
11:48 the screams😭
BROOO IM AT SCHOOL LISTENING TO THIS!!😂
By far one of my favorite asmr series ever 😭
I fell asleep listening to the entire series and thus my phone just went on playing it all whilst i slept- this made me realise, A. i really like Scaramouche and Grave's version of him and B. i really like Grave, his talent in asmrs is appearent and i want to hug him for beeing such a lovely Sweetheart.
I was concerned he would fight a child and get kicked out of the water park. Instead he fought a grown man and got kicked out of the water park. A win is a win
man...scara is the ceo of getting kicked out of public places lol
Yo I’m gonna swim like a fish in the water 🐟🐠🐡
These audios keep me happy, I tell you 😭💙💜🤍
Can‘t wait for part 23!!^^
BYE THIS IS SO FUNNY
is no one going to talk about the scream from the guy
omg actually early for the first time!?!?!?
YAYAYAYAYAYA
Not going to lie I was so fucking happy I threw me phone and I have a crack on my phone lol my mom is going to kill me😊❤ love u grave😊
The title☠️ lol
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Finally worm✨✨✨
OMGGG FUCK YEAAAA
Can you do part two of gentian hogwarts😫😫😫
Shshshshshs
IMSOSORRYIDONTKNOWWHYITTOOKSOLONG. but this audio is amazing i love it so much. It make me smile 💗 Thank you so much this made my day i really needed this
IM SO LATE BUT I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS- SCREAMED I TELL YOU.