He looked so sad in the beginning of the ad when he was talking about not being able to go to the parks. I really liked the wacky energy of this video.
I'm guessing that was Living Seas. Listen, guys who made that ad. I respect that you like fancy camera shots, but there are ways to show cool presentations of certain Disney Park experiences in a way that helps us know what they are. Maybe you could show an entire tank filled with a bunch of sea life? Maybe you could show the entire Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground instead of just a dutch angle shot of a kid playing on Antie? And what exactly was Roger Rabbit on Big Thunder Mountain supposed to represent? Him being a character at the parks? With all due respect guys, there are better ways of showing that without having him appear on a ride, which might confuse people on how that ride is new.
This couldn't be more true today! Imagine taking the creation of a man then trying to take all the credit for it. Walt Disney would be ashamed his company is now owned by some WOKE CEOs that have a complete different vision and plan he had for Disney. Truly sad.
You wounder what could have been. The Soviet union could have set up a star city pilvilan. Imagen meet and talk to the cosmonaut. As a interactive experience. That's one Disney and the N.A.S.A missed. But could have done.Also Russia could have had a Mexico like all indoor Pavillion with Canada & Norway like pavilion themes. Ride through Russian history, see the baba yaho, meet cosmonaut's, and Russian food. Possibly those eat like cosmonaut kits, or something cute and memorable! Think sociy Olympic early.
"Oh! A coupon code!" "Yes! A coupon code!" Idk why but that cracked me up! 🤣 Edit: This entire video cracked me up! Just wanted to say keep up the great work Dallin!
I'm about to have wisdom teeth removal surgery in an hour and I'm kinda really nervous about it. Waking up to this helped though! Definitely started my morning off great. Thank you! 😊
@@alicethedisneynerd450 Yeah I'm 23, just didn't have the insurance to be able to get the surgery done until now. Well I was supposed to have it done last year but then COVID shutdown happened. So a year later I finally got these suckers taken out. Turns out I'm weird and don't react to the anesthesia and pain killers how most people do, I was a little loopy but I wasn't completely out of it and couldn't not talk and about an hour after I got home I was actually fine and conscious I was just still numb everywhere. So it went great and I'm glad to not be dealing with the pain anymore because all of mine had erupted already and were pushing against my other teeth causing pressure and making my gums bleed and even cut off circulation to one of the teeth so it wasn't connected to a nerve. Now once everything heals my gums will stop bleeding so much and that tooth should start to gain sensitivity again. I was half asleep still when I woke up and watched this video so I just rewatched it to enjoy it fully this time 😁😁
Yay, ads! 😃 No seriously, this is probably the best/funniest video you've ever done. P.s. I voted for jungle cruise. P.s.s. Nice vid. Did I say that already? 😄
This reminded me of when Disney used to send those free promotional VHS tapes, and then DVDs, of the parks growing up, as well as those Sing Along videos too. It's a shame they stopped doing those. 😔
Man, imagine if they had a *Soviet Union* pavilion at Walt Disney World. I always wanted to experience the wonders of soviet concrete block buildings, military parades, and dozens of statues of Lenin in Disney World!
@@MatthewChenault to a lot of people, especially Americans in the 1980s, Russia and the Soviet Union were synonymous, rather than one being a component of the other, like the way they call the United Kingdom "England" for some reason.
I remember the commercials in the 2000s for the Disney cruises where they'd have Mickey and everyone's heads shaped in the clouds. Those commercials used to scare me SO bad.
A lot of people say it like that. Its bot unusual at all. It's a Southern pronunciation, mostly in FLA and ALABAMA, but people say it like that in other places too, im sure.
Ha! Hilarious new advert for Magic Candle Co! I received a Pirates of the Caribbean candle from my daughter (and the person whom I've most often visited Disney with) ... it's amazing! It has actual gun powder! Oh ... BAY LAKE! I recommend that you hang both posters and add one more so that you have three vintage posters on that big blank white wall. Keep doing what you're doing ... we all appreciate the time we get to spend with you in Disneyland.
Beach club was always where we stayed at growing up. Coming from Massachusetts my parents always like to go somewhere that reminded us of...the exact place we left. Bay lake!
My favorite Disney commercial was the one with the two kids going "can you sleep?" "No i'm too excited" and then it goes to the parents and they say the same thing. It reminded me of me and my sister.
Dallin you have to find one of the old Disney travel videos circa 2003. I had the VHS as a kid. It made it seem like Splash Mountain was some horror ride. Scared the crap out of me.
So do I. There was definitely more than one. I didn't count because I was young but it feels like they were about two a week. I remember one celebrating the 100,000,000 guest. I may be off by one or two zeros. But thre was definitely more than one Dateline Disney. They aired between shows on The Disney Channel throughout the eighties into the early nineties.
I also think it looks better than the Disneyland Haunted Mansion. But I’m from FL so, probably biased opinion. But I do think the architecture is a creepier design; more like mansions in the Northeast on the Hudson River.
My husband and I laughed so hard the first time we saw that Space Mountain commercial a couple of years ago on youtube. We will randomly say, "Experience It Now!" to each other for a good chuckle.
That was the ORIGINAL BoardWalk Plans...they included a giant Theater with a little mermaid show and a magic show...there was also supposed to be a Walt Disney Lounge...You can still see parts of the GIANT PILLAR foundation on the lake...
That Mickey Plush you are using in your thumbnail? We have one of those, with a Minnie Mouse too, in one of our wooden hope chests upstairs! They are like... Insanely old though and a bit beat-up, but I still think they are awesome! :D I just... Don't remember seeing it ANYWHERE in your video (I was hoping to see it)... Did I miss where he was? O_o
Dallin, I'm a Disney old timer who's been following you for a while now. You're ok in my book! Maybe I'll share some stories with you. I really enjoy your content. Keep up the great work, buddy.
This hits close to home for me. You see when I was about 6 years old (around 1983ish) I went to Disneyland with my family. I was extremely scared of roller coasters. Well they took me to big thunder mountain railroad ride. They told me it was a nice fun train ride. Now that sounds cool, but little did I know, I had been lied to. I was screaming like I was gonna die. I saw my life flash before my eyes! I was pissed the whole rest of the trip after that. I STILL remember it to this day. It caused me trust issues all the way into adulthood. The way the ride is being characterized in the commercial is EXACTLY how my 6 year old self felt riding this ride! Thank you for covering it!
*"Michael Eisner are you trying to piss me off?"* Eisner: No, I only do that to Parisians who have problems with the theme park we're foisting on them against popular opinion. Also...Bay Lake :D
Eisner is not the CEO anymore and hasn't been for years, we have had crooks take over Disney Michael Eisner wasn't 100 % the Greatest CEO But he was less worst than Bob Iger and Bob Chapek and not Fans of Walt Disney that's why they are killing Disney's Legacy and turn it into George Lucas Legacy and Lucas isn't Defending Disney so he's pretty much on Iger and Chapeks side or he wouldn't be there to Help Screw Disney's Legacy and if that's how it is then I give 0 Fucks about George Lucas and Star Wars anymore
11:40 I love that during the part about Disney MGM Studios, Dallin shakes his around when something outdated is mentioned. And the only he doesn't shake his head during this is when Muppet Vision 3D is mentioned, he gave it two thumbs up because Muppet Vision 3D was the only thing that became real while everything else didn't happen.
i'm early for once :). me and my sister who also loves your channel were talking about how we were excited to maybe go back next year as we were watching one of your videos
There was that idea, and also a proposal for a Mt. Fuji-themed roller coaster at the Japan pavilion. Ultimately I figure the whole "East Coast Matterhorn" idea evolved into Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom.
Loved this fever dream madness, like you’d been dunked in bay lake. Love that you’ll be covering Paris next week, we don’t get enough high quality content on our lovely but troubled European park! 💖
Dallin, New Orleeeans is one of the approved local pronunciations. Also New Orleeeeeuns. Also New Awleeeyans. You can almost know what neighborhood someone is from by how they pronounce it.
Guess what I’m going to do today? I’m going to order my first Magic Candle as a Valentine gift to myself!! Dallin, should I get the Pirates of the Caribbean or the Bay Lake scent? 😍
One of my favorite old Disneyland commercials is the one for Indiana Jones Adventure and right now, im in love with the old Horizons commercial. That one is so 80's but i love it
it costs thousands in the US for a week as well. which is why we only go for a few days. iv been 3 times, like 2008, 2013, and 2017. theyre both far from me as well.
So excited! Heading to the Bay Lake area in March, and watching those creepy commercials about manatees and Roger Rabbit on Thunder Mtn. have me so excited🥳
June vs July: A. got ahead of schedule. B. announcement added a safety buffer for delays. C. delivery vs ribbon day (my first apartment had a three week gap)
My boyfriend was like "oh no, she's cackling again" over the entirety of that Dateline segment. Just every time he mentioned an attraction so optimistically that never happened...it really doesn't age well, does it? Maybe one day we'll be looking back on the ads of today in a similar light. Here's hoping most of it happens at least...
We Offhand OGs have “The Magic Candle company” dented into our minds now
Yesssss
my sister bought me wax melts for my bday and they were MCC and i opened it and said ?!!!!!! OFFHAND15????? and she said YES!!!!
This months box is Norway
that is the only thing i see in my head
I've got enough Haunted wax melts from The Magic Candle Company to last me till I'm 80!
I’ve never related more to “Stop the video I need to spend the next 30 hours looking at this miniature because that’s my favorite thing to do.”
Me three!
Always wondered what happened to those after the projects were done.
He looked so sad in the beginning of the ad when he was talking about not being able to go to the parks. I really liked the wacky energy of this video.
Indeed!
“Six is a manatee” 😂
I'm guessing that was Living Seas.
Listen, guys who made that ad. I respect that you like fancy camera shots, but there are ways to show cool presentations of certain Disney Park experiences in a way that helps us know what they are. Maybe you could show an entire tank filled with a bunch of sea life? Maybe you could show the entire Honey I Shrunk the Kids playground instead of just a dutch angle shot of a kid playing on Antie? And what exactly was Roger Rabbit on Big Thunder Mountain supposed to represent? Him being a character at the parks? With all due respect guys, there are better ways of showing that without having him appear on a ride, which might confuse people on how that ride is new.
I’m glad he went down the list slowly I almost missed that part 😂
So funnnyyyy
1990 Disney: Let's add the Soviet Union to the World Showcase!
2021: Let's add Disney to the CCP!
(Communism Intensifies)
This couldn't be more true today! Imagine taking the creation of a man then trying to take all the credit for it. Walt Disney would be ashamed his company is now owned by some WOKE CEOs that have a complete different vision and plan he had for Disney. Truly sad.
@@vincentmusic09 oh no,
C o m m u n i s m
You wounder what could have been. The Soviet union could have set up a star city pilvilan. Imagen meet and talk to the cosmonaut. As a interactive experience. That's one Disney and the N.A.S.A missed. But could have done.Also Russia could have had a Mexico like all indoor Pavillion with Canada & Norway like pavilion themes. Ride through Russian history, see the baba yaho, meet cosmonaut's, and Russian food. Possibly those eat like cosmonaut kits, or something cute and memorable! Think sociy Olympic early.
"#6 is a manatee!" That one got me for some reason!
11:22
(1990) DisneyWorld: announces that The Soviet Union will join Epcot
(1991) Soviet Union: "Aight, Imma 'bout to head out"
DisneyWorld confirmed for ending the Cold War
"Oh! A coupon code!"
"Yes! A coupon code!"
Idk why but that cracked me up! 🤣
Edit: This entire video cracked me up! Just wanted to say keep up the great work Dallin!
Also idk how to incorporate Bear Lake into my comment. So yeah.
Honestly this video was hilarious
Yes it was funny
I'm about to have wisdom teeth removal surgery in an hour and I'm kinda really nervous about it. Waking up to this helped though! Definitely started my morning off great. Thank you! 😊
I hope you are doin ok
I need to get teeth pulled too and I’m only 11 almost 12 next month but be strong and rest a lot
RaeAnna you're gonna do freakin AWESOME.
Good luck! Ik u had them out already, but good luck anyways lol
@@alicethedisneynerd450 Yeah I'm 23, just didn't have the insurance to be able to get the surgery done until now. Well I was supposed to have it done last year but then COVID shutdown happened. So a year later I finally got these suckers taken out. Turns out I'm weird and don't react to the anesthesia and pain killers how most people do, I was a little loopy but I wasn't completely out of it and couldn't not talk and about an hour after I got home I was actually fine and conscious I was just still numb everywhere. So it went great and I'm glad to not be dealing with the pain anymore because all of mine had erupted already and were pushing against my other teeth causing pressure and making my gums bleed and even cut off circulation to one of the teeth so it wasn't connected to a nerve. Now once everything heals my gums will stop bleeding so much and that tooth should start to gain sensitivity again.
I was half asleep still when I woke up and watched this video so I just rewatched it to enjoy it fully this time 😁😁
I watch the Superb Owl because I’m into nocturnal birds.
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen
Super underrated comment
I enjoyed all the mentions of things that never were and shots of Bay Lake.
9:37 (Demonically) MICHAEL EISNER ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
“Unless you’re going to Epcot, we’re still having trouble with that one…”
Would’ve been thumbs up just for that line if it wasn’t already.
Bay Lake
So I watched the "20 New Reasons to Visit Disney World" in slow speed and I feel cursed now.
The delivery of # 6 is a manatee made me crack up for some reason
Wow I can’t wait to visit the long-awaited Soviet Union pavilion at EPCOT Center!
You should do a "let's watch" video with your fellow Disney youtubers that's just DECADES of old Disney park commercials. Also, bay lake ✨
"look at that tiny building...wow"
"...Oh there's little trees too."
Yay, ads! 😃 No seriously, this is probably the best/funniest video you've ever done.
P.s. I voted for jungle cruise.
P.s.s. Nice vid. Did I say that already? 😄
This reminded me of when Disney used to send those free promotional VHS tapes, and then DVDs, of the parks growing up, as well as those Sing Along videos too. It's a shame they stopped doing those. 😔
Man, imagine if they had a *Soviet Union* pavilion at Walt Disney World. I always wanted to experience the wonders of soviet concrete block buildings, military parades, and dozens of statues of Lenin in Disney World!
How about Linkha? She's the only character I know from Soviet Russia...
@@YuukiTakemoto1996, nah, Lenin statues.
@@ClonedOriginals, I actually like Russian culture. I just find it odd that they described it as a *Soviet Union* Pavilion rather than a Russian one.
@@MatthewChenault to a lot of people, especially Americans in the 1980s, Russia and the Soviet Union were synonymous, rather than one being a component of the other, like the way they call the United Kingdom "England" for some reason.
The Magical Candle Company is iconic and so is Offhand’s MCC intro
"Michael Eisner are you trying to piss me off" lmaoo
"EPCOT: We're working on it."
oh gawd, I remember that countdown commercial and now i have that song stuck in my head!
I definitely also remember seeing it on TV.
I honestly rarely scream on roller coasters
On most I can stop myself, I just don’t because it’s fun to scream
I remember the commercials in the 2000s for the Disney cruises where they'd have Mickey and everyone's heads shaped in the clouds.
Those commercials used to scare me SO bad.
"new or-lee-ans"
😦 why did he say it like that?
baylake
Simpsons reference? Hm... ...that episode aired in 1992. Strange.
that’s how some people pronounce it
That IS how it's spelled...
@@kitchensinkchronicles3272 Like Jean Lafitte?
A lot of people say it like that. Its bot unusual at all. It's a Southern pronunciation, mostly in FLA and ALABAMA, but people say it like that in other places too, im sure.
Ha! Hilarious new advert for Magic Candle Co! I received a Pirates of the Caribbean candle from my daughter (and the person whom I've most often visited Disney with) ... it's amazing! It has actual gun powder! Oh ... BAY LAKE!
I recommend that you hang both posters and add one more so that you have three vintage posters on that big blank white wall. Keep doing what you're doing ... we all appreciate the time we get to spend with you in Disneyland.
Someone check on Dallin, he does not seem okay.
New Orlee-annes.
N'awlins
I blacked out and next thing I know I have a confirmation email from the Magic Candle Company.
That darned wink on the ad spot got me 🤣
At the bottom of Bay Lake is probably where Michael Eisner had all the "Super-Normal 1990s Commercials" sleep with the alligators.
I fall asleep listening to the comm chatter from Space Mountain lol. It's so soothing and can still be heard when you're in the concourse.
Beach club was always where we stayed at growing up. Coming from Massachusetts my parents always like to go somewhere that reminded us of...the exact place we left. Bay lake!
I’m a fan on how this video was edited, i like the more comedic approach and how it’s like a commentary video. Good work!
My favorite Disney commercial was the one with the two kids going "can you sleep?" "No i'm too excited" and then it goes to the parents and they say the same thing. It reminded me of me and my sister.
I loved the one where the one kid is giving Disneyland tips to his little brother.
“New Orleons”
Dallin you have to find one of the old Disney travel videos circa 2003. I had the VHS as a kid.
It made it seem like Splash Mountain was some horror ride. Scared the crap out of me.
The editing on this was awesome! Hilarious and very well done!
i remember all the old dateline disney interstitials on original disney chanel
So do I. There was definitely more than one. I didn't count because I was young but it feels like they were about two a week. I remember one celebrating the 100,000,000 guest. I may be off by one or two zeros. But thre was definitely more than one Dateline Disney. They aired between shows on The Disney Channel throughout the eighties into the early nineties.
Oh my word, some of these are 100% bringing me back to my childhood.
The Haunted Mansion poster features the Florida mansion...hmmmm, not Disneyland. Hmmmm.
Probably because it doesn’t look like a plantation.
I also think it looks better than the Disneyland Haunted Mansion. But I’m from FL so, probably biased opinion. But I do think the architecture is a creepier design; more like mansions in the Northeast on the Hudson River.
I loved the river country ad on Bay Lake
Number 6 is a manatee
Me *Dies*
My husband and I laughed so hard the first time we saw that Space Mountain commercial a couple of years ago on youtube. We will randomly say, "Experience It Now!" to each other for a good chuckle.
"relive the smells of-"
Me, aggressively: THIS CANDLE IS THE CLOSEST I'M EVER GUNNA GET TO VISITING DISNEY
Those old ads! WOW!!! And don’t get me started on Bay Lake.... OH MAN!!!
This channel is probably the best thing to happen to the magic candle company
New OrLEEEEEans
That was the ORIGINAL BoardWalk Plans...they included a giant Theater with a little mermaid show and a magic show...there was also supposed to be a Walt Disney Lounge...You can still see parts of the GIANT PILLAR foundation on the lake...
Dallin green screened himself
That was a mistake
Or by shaffrilass productions "that was his mistake!"
With the magic candle company ad, I honestly forgot what this video was about because I was enjoying the sponsorship ad so much 😂
I actually remember the Big Thunder Mountain and 20th Anniversary comercials. Bay Lake.
The music from the 1991 commercial comes from the ending of, "Dance of the Hours" by amilcare ponchielli
Just got my “Magic Candle Company” tatoo!
It’s a patented scratch and sniff...
That Mickey Plush you are using in your thumbnail? We have one of those, with a Minnie Mouse too, in one of our wooden hope chests upstairs! They are like... Insanely old though and a bit beat-up, but I still think they are awesome! :D
I just... Don't remember seeing it ANYWHERE in your video (I was hoping to see it)... Did I miss where he was? O_o
The fact that I used to live in the same state as you blows my mind
Dallin, I'm a Disney old timer who's been following you for a while now. You're ok in my book! Maybe I'll share some stories with you. I really enjoy your content. Keep up the great work, buddy.
Thank you so much, Dallin! ... for some reason i thought the 20 countday was going to turn out into another vid ..sighs... oh well. one could dream.
The vaporwave soundtrack in the dateline commercial.. I will have the music in the background as I do Ariel while the manatee watches in CCCP land
This hits close to home for me. You see when I was about 6 years old (around 1983ish) I went to Disneyland with my family. I was extremely scared of roller coasters. Well they took me to big thunder mountain railroad ride. They told me it was a nice fun train ride. Now that sounds cool, but little did I know, I had been lied to. I was screaming like I was gonna die. I saw my life flash before my eyes! I was pissed the whole rest of the trip after that. I STILL remember it to this day. It caused me trust issues all the way into adulthood. The way the ride is being characterized in the commercial is EXACTLY how my 6 year old self felt riding this ride! Thank you for covering it!
Perhaps the real name of those places is The Gaslight Lands.
I’m disappointed by the lack of coverage on the SplashMountain Rap, that ones truly a gem lol
*"Michael Eisner are you trying to piss me off?"*
Eisner: No, I only do that to Parisians who have problems with the theme park we're foisting on them against popular opinion. Also...Bay Lake :D
Eisner is not the CEO anymore and hasn't been for years, we have had crooks take over Disney Michael Eisner wasn't 100 % the Greatest CEO But he was less worst than Bob Iger and Bob Chapek and not Fans of Walt Disney that's why they are killing Disney's Legacy and turn it into George Lucas Legacy and Lucas isn't Defending Disney so he's pretty much on Iger and Chapeks side or he wouldn't be there to Help Screw Disney's Legacy and if that's how it is then I give 0 Fucks about George Lucas and Star Wars anymore
THATS THE SAME THUNDER SOUND THEY USE FOR THE HAUNTED MANSION
Okay go back to the beginning and watch his see through palm trees. Green trees, green screen. Cute.
Okay but how can I talk about bay lake when all I can thinkabout is the way he said New Orleans😂😂
NOT the New Orliens jump scare at the end 🤣😭
I'm going to hear him pronounce New Orleans like that in my nightmares.
11:40 I love that during the part about Disney MGM Studios, Dallin shakes his around when something outdated is mentioned.
And the only he doesn't shake his head during this is when Muppet Vision 3D is mentioned, he gave it two thumbs up because Muppet Vision 3D was the only thing that became real while everything else didn't happen.
i'm early for once :). me and my sister who also loves your channel were talking about how we were excited to maybe go back next year as we were watching one of your videos
Ironically, this is the only one of your videos I’ve ever seen a disney park ad on
It’s so interesting that they try to make these rides seem SCARY. It’s an odd approach.
Also bay lake.
I hope everyone watched to the last second. There is something there at the very end and it is not about Bay Lake.
Matterhorn at Epcot? Interesting.
There was that idea, and also a proposal for a Mt. Fuji-themed roller coaster at the Japan pavilion. Ultimately I figure the whole "East Coast Matterhorn" idea evolved into Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom.
I love the transparent palm leaves on your shirt in the intro! 🤣
You’re almost there Dallin. One step further. “New Orleans” to “N’awlins”
"Yes, a coupon code!" 😂😂😂
My favorite scent is the Polynesian resort.
Loved this fever dream madness, like you’d been dunked in bay lake. Love that you’ll be covering Paris next week, we don’t get enough high quality content on our lovely but troubled European park! 💖
Dallin, New Orleeeans is one of the approved local pronunciations. Also New Orleeeeeuns. Also New Awleeeyans. You can almost know what neighborhood someone is from by how they pronounce it.
Great video....loved your reactions! Gotta love those old commercials! Bay lake!
That was great! Now to go by some candles that smells like pirates!!!🤔
Bay lake! And I laughed so hard at the vey las sneak “or lee ens”
The whole Bay Lake segment was really neat, actually. Learned a lot.
The giant ant was “ honey I shrunk the kids”
I need to go fishing at Bae Lake this Valentine's day
We loved staying at Dixie Landings. Still have one of those refillable mugs with Dixie Landings printed on it.
love this!! thank you offhand, made my morning!
"Whoa! It's Walt Disney!"
bay lake
Loved this video! The Dateline Disney commercial had me cracking up.
Bay lake
Not gonna lie, I love Disney and I love commercials. I wouldn't be opposed to seeing more of these kinds of videos!
Guess what I’m going to do today? I’m going to order my first Magic Candle as a Valentine gift to myself!! Dallin, should I get the Pirates of the Caribbean or the Bay Lake scent? 😍
this, but an entire series going through the decades please (we love bay lake)
One of my favorite old Disneyland commercials is the one for Indiana Jones Adventure and right now, im in love with the old Horizons commercial. That one is so 80's but i love it
13 Months!?
Try 7 years, I live in the UK so it costs thousands to go to even one of them for a week.
Last time I went to a park was April 2014
it costs thousands in the US for a week as well. which is why we only go for a few days. iv been 3 times, like 2008, 2013, and 2017. theyre both far from me as well.
So excited! Heading to the Bay Lake area in March, and watching those creepy commercials about manatees and Roger Rabbit on Thunder Mtn. have me so excited🥳
June vs July:
A. got ahead of schedule.
B. announcement added a safety buffer for delays.
C. delivery vs ribbon day (my first apartment had a three week gap)
My boyfriend was like "oh no, she's cackling again" over the entirety of that Dateline segment. Just every time he mentioned an attraction so optimistically that never happened...it really doesn't age well, does it?
Maybe one day we'll be looking back on the ads of today in a similar light. Here's hoping most of it happens at least...
7:26 I almost drowned at number 15 as a kid
*Grabs Confectionary Candle* Yes, now I can start watching the rest of the video!