I live in Russia and recently talked with local investigator who tries people all the time. And he said that people born after 2000 are terrifying him with their constantly lowering morality, memorization and intellegence.
Very much a case of “Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Let us pray for Joey’s fortitude. That he may banish the glare of the abyss and so maintain his souls purity!
Can't take oneself too seriously, it's the sort of lesson we learn in childhood, certain things are just asking for it. People should know what to expect from the internet by now. If they're triggered that easily then they're really not gonna like what comes after.
now this, is the type of deadpan comedy i have been missing in my life. it may be a terrible time to be alive today, but its never been better to be a comedian, all you have to do comment normally and its pure gold
I am amazed at mimics period YET, we had an all new low with this egg, cracking bullshit! I think society forgot how to be original and anyone who is I LOVE YOU!
just a reminder- this country- with its space program that landed on the moon (for some VITAL research that is designed to be very human) still have MILLIONS of people living in slums and metal shacks .
Agreed. It's amazing these morons have their kid actually crying (in that one vid, she is just starting) meanwhile the mum is fargin laughing at the camera. Then they upload it to show the world watta POS they are. It's bl00dy astounding! 😡
For me it isn't so much them cracking the egg over their kids heads (we all know they're not physically hurt) I just don't like that they use it for social media attention at their kids expense.
Those women cracking the eggs on their children should be arrested for child abuse! No spanking when they do wrong, but its ok to crack an egg on them when they're not doing anything wrong. Unbelievable!!
Yes it's horrible. I was shocked when I saw them on T/T cos I saw their little kids faces change dramatically - first in shock and then sad. We know it's traumatic when people touch you harshly or slap your face or lash out unexpectedly, even as an adult. Especially when we love and trust them and they laugh at our upset or pain! Disgusting parents.
"do you ever worry about the day that your kid becomes strong enough to hold a cinder block over your head?" Holy shit. I've never heard anything better than that
This is my second day on this channel and Joey is a Legend. Bro said he went to India by selecting a Street Fight character 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. The moon landing skit was absolutely historical.
Being born is a harm. Sad to say, but the luckiest people are those who've had the great good fortune to never be born. Good luck with your kids, I really mean it. But you can see what's coming as more and more and more "surplus" humans are being born every day. Someone who is not ever born will never suffer. And he or she will never miss life's good times because he or she will never be here to miss them. I like kids but won't have any because to have kids will be to do them harm.
People who have kids when the world is in shit amaze me so much. Clearly you didn’t take the time to think after the 2 minute pump of what you had done. Would you enjoy growing up now ?
@@NithinithinithNot all of us are overwhelmed by existence. There is a lot of good out there and if you can't get past the negative then that's on you. I bring up my kids with positivity and teach them to embrace all the good the world has to offer. Spend less time online
you are spot on, Joey. It's hilarious how everyone loves it when you make fun of America and root for you but the moment you pick fun of another nation or culture it's game over. This only proves why this channel is needed.
Stupid things happen everywhere in the world - more so in India (with over a billion people, there's bound to be so much drama!). What rubbed people the wrong way here is the mocking of an actual achievement - an event that has especially been held in high regards and importance simply based off of basic graphics. Clearly India needs to work on their aesthetics, just look at the movie Adipursh (you would wanna poke your eyes out!; with the CGI advancements made so far and with a multi-million dollar budget, there's just no excuse for such horrid graphics). But I do believe credit should be given where it is due and not be disregarded for superficial reasons. Besides roasting, Joey's videos also highlight people doing wonderful and creative things out there, so in my opinion, the moon landing event should have been regarded as such. I was angry too initially and then I moved on. It's better to accept that no matter what others think, it doesn't take away from what we have achieved.
It's true tho. It's also true that they'll fly a manned mission to the sun next. India's news outlets have stated that they'll simply land at nighttime, and that's genius indeed, as no one has ever come up with this brilliant idea.
Just the other day I had someone tell me to "leave India out of this", when i was talking about EV's in America not being as green as people think, and how we're already fairly "green" compared to countries such as China and India. Pollution might be a problem but cars and cow farts... Anyway. When people cannot make fun of themselves or try to take themselves too seriously, they should know what they're asking for by doing that. Whether it's some sort of insecurity or they think they're just too cool for that, doesn't matter, they'll get the same treatment as China's whinnie the pooh or steven seagull. yeah this is what the internet does.
Well when people see a name like "Ramandeep Dikshit" or "Hardik Sukhdeep".... (these ARE actual names btw). Just like *any* unfortunate name to have in the west, no matter where it originates, people are going to notice it. But playing the race card over it and getting overly emotional and bitter... That is asking for it. I mean, people find such unfortunate names amusing, being so easily overly triggered because of that, that part is hilarious. Especially when their reaction is to get hypocritical and show how racist THEY themselves are. For example, the assumption is *always* that the person who triggered them, must be white. Race has nothing to do with the way some things just translate differently, pretty sure people know that too.
The first girl he showed getting an egg cracked on her head for internet views was sad on its own, but the cry she let out was heartbreaking. Truly despicable.
just coz they are parents does not mean they are not covert narcissists or overt abusers. and yes this is child abuse. IM surprised they are not getting visited by CPS.
The scenes with the moms cracking eggs on the heads of their toddlers for views on tik tok disturbed me so much. Especially the girl's little cry made me wanna punch some sense in that woman.
@rb_86 Same here. I raised my 4 kids on my own after divorcing their mother, who was just like this which is why I was granted full custody. Parents who do shit like this to their kids for views need their asses kicked then put in jail. Heartless, soulless people like that need to be banned from breeding.
I am an Indian..love from India 🇮🇳 ❤️ Your jokes are hilarious..People are too sensitive these days ..More power to you,keep the videos coming brother 💪
I am from India Joe and I used to upload accidents in India videos on my channel and boy were people pissed that i was bad naming India....the nationalism is real and the stick up the butt is realer.
Social media (and the internet by proxy) has done an incredible job of letting people communicate and connect, but man has it damaged our social and mental health
75% of the people are not smart and mature enough to handle the internet correctly... It could be a good and useful tool, but only on the right hands...
what psycho does that to their children? it reminds me of my mother shoving dish soap in my mouth and refusing to let me wash it out until I "learn my lessson" the cun% literally shoved poison in her childs mouth- and did nothing to stop me from swearing when literally everyone around me was swearing. that dumb ho. fast forward she wonders why her youngest son killed hims*lf imagine doing that to a grown adult- you'd be in jail- but we think its perfectly sane parenting to do that to a child. what lunacy. if thats the authority of parents- imagine the authority of governments...its disgusting to see what people think they can get away with- and they never realize what they did wrong until they walk into their building with a trench coat and say 'we never saw it coming' - yah cause you're not too bright and you get what you deserve Mur-ray. Its just a joke- a joke that no one but us here in Joey Toonz even gets. the joke is this is REALITY-- this is REAL life. thats the joke.
I agree hun. As a mother myself when I saw that trend I was so angry and heartbroken. It’s abusive and mean. Who would treat a child like that especially for strangers online for clout.
@@scambaitspidey3470 I added that for context because I immediately thought of how I could never do this to my child - therefor it was relevant to my sentiment - wasn’t meant to offend anyone or imply one need be a parent to have the same empathy/consideration.
That one little girls response was so mature. "Why did you do that? That hurt," and then got down and walked away. I wonder how long it's going to take that mom to ruin that little girls mind. It's just sad.
To me the worst is when your average drone slave worker fervently defends celebrities as if they have something to gain by being a brown nosing bootlicker.
as a pro grower, co2 helps plants and many huge greenhouses buy and dump co2 every day. I used to buy bottles and swap them for big growhouses legally, and alao beer tapa use them all day in bottles. Methane is the bad one.. literally proven by science
I'm glad he is addressing the reactions to that video, cause I was laughing my ass off at what I saw in the video and below it. This was nice treat to remind me of the fun I had. Thank you 🙂
I am an Indian too and most Indians are dogshit extremists. They want violence over everything. I went to France and it was only the Indians that tried to scam me, tried selling me drugs (LSD), tried stealing money from me saying they would help me find a house. Can you imagine asking 2000 euros just to find a house? Rent is 400 euros max. I would never trust Indians even though I am an Indian. I understand why the world hates us. We smell bad, no hygiene and always create problems. Well not all of us but most of the Indians and due to these a holes we good Indians have to suffer
I just discovered your channel and love you. You're great. I love your snark and willingness to point out the absurdity that constantly bombards us nowadays.
yea really it was funny sheeit. i mean we indians are supposed to herd cows and goats, right? whats our job in trying moon missions or faking it? Thats the playground of rich westerners, not poor, smelly Indians. Reaching for the moon while living in slums is just being unrealistically ambitious. Still you should at least appreciate India for giving you the excuse to mock our achievements and hardships.
@joeybtoonz - From one dinosaur with a sense of humor to another... I freaking love your channel. Man rule #41 - Never take crap from anyone named Harshit!
The breaking of eggs over the children's heads makes me so sad. And these people can have children so easily and I have tried for years with my husband and I just can't. Breaks my heart.
They make their dear little children cry. Why would they do that and laugh? It's so mean and horrible! The poor kids will never want to cook again or be able to trust their mother.
I'm glad I'm old and won't live long enough to see those poor children grow up and see what they do to their children. This is from parents with no discipline in their own lives.
📢 TMI Alert 📢 Me too. Because I had just come home from work and was watching while passing the time on the porcelain throne. Coincidentally, I had just finished passing a very harsh one only a few seconds before hearing the name. I'm even laughing now as it occurs to me that I could have taken a picture, create an account with the name "Harshit" and use it as the profile picture. But I'm not that guy anymore, so it's never going to happen... Would definitely get a few laughs though
As a fellow German, I had a blast, too. However, it is a well-followed tradition that whenever Germany is mentioned online, the following rule applies: DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND No exceptions. German Humor is not a laughing matter.
@mlouis1234moreso, its because now in the statesz every person is literally given a smartphone with a camera and unlimited data now... there is a program made to even replace the lost phones given out.. the tech support is literally based in india.. not making that up... and we all fund the program through the food card program as the means to requirement in approval.
I am an Indian and I found your joke on the previous video about the moon landing and also sun one on this not only hilarious (great comic timing I must say!) but also very witty! It's unfortunate how soft and sensitive people are nowadays that they deliberately blind themselves to see the humour because of their ideological beliefs and especially on a platform that is all about humour and satire. Smh!
when you say ideological belief- do you mean nationalist pride? the same country shoved all the muslims out of their country and caused decades of conflict between the north. meanwhile attack the west as "colonists" despite bringing the invention of indoor plumbing to a people who still wipe with their hands.
@@Y2Kr4SHM4N That's a CGI simlation being rendered on a monitor of the rover's landing. So, to answer your question. Are those footage real? No. Did rover land on the south pole of the moon? Yes.
omg man you absolutely murdered the india haters, straight bloodbath. the scam/grandma bit was so perfect lol. The men in that culture are very insecure so Im not surprised they could not laugh at themselves and that absurd video, well done!
cause you are stinky man my friend! very sinky man! - he says in indian accent. "your mother- she is stinky as well." they have the best insults. not surprisingly, indians are sensitive about stinking- my two roommates had BO that smelled of permanent Cumin. it was disgusting.
It was funny! 0.01 % Indian watches this channel, so this wasn't a whole country represantation. Also, 90 % of all American call centers are in India, the legit ones.
*90% of call centers outsourced by US companies are in India:) not an American call center if its in India. And fair about the whole country representation , have a good one!@@TheBongConnection1410
Joey you’re the best keep up the good work and don’t be afraid to speak up. Fu..k those who hate you, don’t filter your thoughts just express yourself and say what ever is on your mind you’re a genius.
Yeah the other half are backwards hindutva lynchers, unlike the moon landing, this is proven facts, you'll get lynched for eating a hamburger too, I'm not surprised at the death threats and good thing Joey is in the US.
What do you mean this is not a news channel? Since I was getting the same amount of news accuracy as established media, I could swear this was a respectable news channel😂
Brave spirits are harshly attacked and even hated for speaking the truth that most don't want to listen to defy their reality. Thank you for your bravery, sincerity and sense of humor during all this madness 🤗 wish you all the blessings and well Joey, thank you for inspiring authenticity!!
The rover has released videos and footages od the surface and NASA and china has orbiters which released photos pf the landing site as well. But if you're choosing to be ignorant about it, thats on you
I usually don't comment on the videos but this one really got me. I tuned in to your channel after a long time and I got a gem of a comic piece. 15:41 I am still laughing on the Moon mission footage. Love your content, man. - An Indian.
Nope we are offended because he behaved like a flat Earther, there are many things you can troll/criticize india for, like caste system, corruption, poverty, goofy Prime Minister Modi But he criticized india for totally wrong reason
@@Playerone1287lighten up and learn to take a joke. If you can’t laugh at yourself and your own society you’re missing out on a good time and healthy self reflection.
@@aaronlawrence666 i loved his jokes about our moon landing but it wasn't fake and he misinformed many of you guys, and in my above comment I literally said he can make joke on many things which are worthy of mockery, Im not an ultra nationalist indian
@@Playerone1287we know the landing was real, but you have to admit that the visual representation with low quality graphics was too meme-worthy for the world to let it slide.
That Indian bit was funny af! 😂😂😂 I have a cat at home that I will now identify as a human so she can get off her lazy butt and bring in some income. 😂
Indias reaction reminded me of a weird state broadcast by north korea- trying to show the world how impressive they are- just to be laughed at with their ancient technology. this is the country that gets billions in foreign aid to help the entire countries world of people living in metal shacks in India who scrape the sewers for ashes of human remains to sell to fertilizer companies- but they're all proud of landing a rover on the moon- getting there isn't even the hard part- its getting back...five bucks nothing returns. not even a space rock.
Just found you today joey b will be binge catching up. I really have not seen the half of the material you've collected very entertaining and frightening. Like you style of presentation. Very laid back like your no longer surprised.
The best roast of this pugnut was him taking a helicopter from a yacht to fly into whatever fancy foreign resort he was at, just for lunch. This "climate crisis" has nothing to do with the climate, it's about control. You walk to work with your bug sandwiches, while they fly half way around the world for a black rhino steak dinner.
Hahahaha huge fan of yours from India (Bengaluru to be precise). Had no idea you got into some shit with my fellow Indians, but you're hilarious man. This is a bit of 'can dish it, but can't take it' from my people. Lot of fake national pride going around as well. And to be fair, it's also a reaction to lot of western media talking patronisingly about us being broke and 'cost-effective' etc which we feel the need to defend ourselves against. But anyway, I'm here for some comedy about the shit world we ALL live together in. Let us know when you're in Bengaluru again Joey 😂
Img I couldn’t stop laughing about the actual footage of you going to the moon. I had to watch it more than once. I haven’t laughed like that for ages.
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People hate on him for just telling the truth, I like this guy hes got a great sense of humour.
Josie, not only that but his observations are SPOT ON!
Joey is a great, logical, hilarious human. Cute, too 😉
Everybody takes themselves far too seriously these days, to the point that it has the opposite effect and they turn into clowns.
You mean they "hate" him, not "hate on" him. Is it possible to "like on" someone?
Welcome to the club buddy, you'll love it here I promise
I live in Russia and recently talked with local investigator who tries people all the time. And he said that people born after 2000 are terrifying him with their constantly lowering morality, memorization and intellegence.
Do all Russian think Americans are fat ? 😁
Isn’t that the Russian government and their invasion of Ukraine that are lacking morals?
Mate in the west to me a straight white Male with children will soon be a crime
Nice to know it’s a global phenomenon.
By nice I mean horrifying.
The validation generation
I can hardly believe this egg breaking trend. These parents are absolutely sadistic and soulless.
I never knew how many pathetic people were out there so desperate for attention they would use their child as a prop. 🤬
It sucks when one has no parents, but it sucks when their parents are abusive like this.
Are you fng kidding me? 🙆♂️
More like attention seeking degenerates
Remember when Jimmy Kimmel or the other tv dumbass ask parents for videos of them telling their kids they ate all their Halloween candy?
Your example of you going to the Moon is priceless man 😆🫣🤣
True.. hahah
Joey is hilarious and the fact that people get mad at him for it, makes it a hundred times better
Nice picture
@@billywatts4689 creepy sleazy weirdo.
Magic dust is the only way to the moon
Yes lool
@@billywatts4689she won't fck u
I don't envy Joey. He must watch hours of mindless TikToks to keep us sane folks informed, but I do respect his effort and sacrifice.
Amen to that
Yeah and at some points he sounds like the people he takes the piss out of.
Plot twist: He actually enjoys it 😏
*Tik-Toxic*
Very much a case of “Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
Let us pray for Joey’s fortitude. That he may banish the glare of the abyss and so maintain his souls purity!
I am indian and i found this completely hilarious, Others are just triggered, ignore em.
Oh you get to give permission , you think it makes you one of them.
yeah bro india is horrible in general
Can't take oneself too seriously, it's the sort of lesson we learn in childhood, certain things are just asking for it. People should know what to expect from the internet by now. If they're triggered that easily then they're really not gonna like what comes after.
@@sashalawrence4786 your comment only makes a fool of you.
Hey man I got 3 scam calls today. Can you get something done over there. Maybe Modi could.
now this, is the type of deadpan comedy i have been missing in my life. it may be a terrible time to be alive today, but its never been better to be a comedian, all you have to do comment normally and its pure gold
The fact that the anchorwoman added "this is a fact" at the end of the news it's a clear sign that it actually isn't.
Right. They worship cows for crying out loud.
Nah, it actually is.
@@ikkivp5631 Nah actually it ain't
@@ikkivp5631nope lol
Anyone with brains knows that she doesn’t really believe it.
Being a parent, this egg breaking trend has pissed me off to levels I never deemed possible before.
I hate it. Babies and pets don't understand why they are being hit.. but they can't do it to an adult, bc the adult might hit them back..
I am amazed at mimics period YET, we had an all new low with this egg, cracking bullshit! I think society forgot how to be original and anyone who is I LOVE YOU!
just a reminder- this country- with its space program that landed on the moon (for some VITAL research that is designed to be very human) still have MILLIONS of people living in slums and metal shacks .
Agreed. It's amazing these morons have their kid actually crying (in that one vid, she is just starting) meanwhile the mum is fargin laughing at the camera.
Then they upload it to show the world watta POS they are. It's bl00dy astounding! 😡
For me it isn't so much them cracking the egg over their kids heads (we all know they're not physically hurt) I just don't like that they use it for social media attention at their kids expense.
Those women cracking the eggs on their children should be arrested for child abuse! No spanking when they do wrong, but its ok to crack an egg on them when they're not doing anything wrong. Unbelievable!!
Yes it's horrible. I was shocked when I saw them on T/T cos I saw their little kids faces change dramatically - first in shock and then sad. We know it's traumatic when people touch you harshly or slap your face or lash out unexpectedly, even as an adult. Especially when we love and trust them and they laugh at our upset or pain! Disgusting parents.
Female privilige, a bunch of single dads doing the same would be on tv and arrested the same week.
Exactly!!
Women are unless they can do whatever they want without being arrested
No they just need husbands who will beat them
"do you ever worry about the day that your kid becomes strong enough to hold a cinder block over your head?"
Holy shit. I've never heard anything better than that
Yep, and they should worry. The kids remember everything.
Don't you ever worry about the day your kid becomes old enough to decide what nursing home you end up in🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my second day on this channel and Joey is a Legend. Bro said he went to India by selecting a Street Fight character 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. The moon landing skit was absolutely historical.
I lost faith in humanity a very long time ago. When my son was born i was more terrified of him growing up in this world than i was becoming a father
Yup same. I have 3 kids and this is a terrible world for them
Being born is a harm. Sad to say, but the luckiest people are those who've had the great good fortune to never be born.
Good luck with your kids, I really mean it. But you can see what's coming as more and more and more "surplus" humans are being born every day.
Someone who is not ever born will never suffer. And he or she will never miss life's good times because he or she will never be here to miss them.
I like kids but won't have any because to have kids will be to do them harm.
Partly why I don’t have kids…that, and I’m sterile.
People who have kids when the world is in shit amaze me so much. Clearly you didn’t take the time to think after the 2 minute pump of what you had done. Would you enjoy growing up now ?
@@NithinithinithNot all of us are overwhelmed by existence. There is a lot of good out there and if you can't get past the negative then that's on you. I bring up my kids with positivity and teach them to embrace all the good the world has to offer.
Spend less time online
you are spot on, Joey. It's hilarious how everyone loves it when you make fun of America and root for you but the moment you pick fun of another nation or culture it's game over. This only proves why this channel is needed.
Couldn't say better!
The weak can't handle joking about themselves. They love to try to cut down those whom they envy.
Stupid things happen everywhere in the world - more so in India (with over a billion people, there's bound to be so much drama!).
What rubbed people the wrong way here is the mocking of an actual achievement - an event that has especially been held in high regards and importance simply based off of basic graphics. Clearly India needs to work on their aesthetics, just look at the movie Adipursh (you would wanna poke your eyes out!; with the CGI advancements made so far and with a multi-million dollar budget, there's just no excuse for such horrid graphics). But I do believe credit should be given where it is due and not be disregarded for superficial reasons.
Besides roasting, Joey's videos also highlight people doing wonderful and creative things out there, so in my opinion, the moon landing event should have been regarded as such.
I was angry too initially and then I moved on. It's better to accept that no matter what others think, it doesn't take away from what we have achieved.
Please poke fun at the UK and the Orwellian nightmare over there and the Trudeau farce in Canada.
Just when I thought he was done roasting the “moon landing “, Joey just kept on going 😂. The visit to the “headquarters” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
It's true tho. It's also true that they'll fly a manned mission to the sun next.
India's news outlets have stated that they'll simply land at nighttime, and that's genius indeed, as no one has ever come up with this brilliant idea.
@@ancogaming bro your actually killing me with this joke 😂😂😂
Just the other day I had someone tell me to "leave India out of this", when i was talking about EV's in America not being as green as people think, and how we're already fairly "green" compared to countries such as China and India. Pollution might be a problem but cars and cow farts... Anyway. When people cannot make fun of themselves or try to take themselves too seriously, they should know what they're asking for by doing that. Whether it's some sort of insecurity or they think they're just too cool for that, doesn't matter, they'll get the same treatment as China's whinnie the pooh or steven seagull. yeah this is what the internet does.
@@derealized797It's called the "Barbara Streisand Effect".
Well when people see a name like "Ramandeep Dikshit" or "Hardik Sukhdeep".... (these ARE actual names btw). Just like *any* unfortunate name to have in the west, no matter where it originates, people are going to notice it. But playing the race card over it and getting overly emotional and bitter... That is asking for it. I mean, people find such unfortunate names amusing, being so easily overly triggered because of that, that part is hilarious. Especially when their reaction is to get hypocritical and show how racist THEY themselves are. For example, the assumption is *always* that the person who triggered them, must be white. Race has nothing to do with the way some things just translate differently, pretty sure people know that too.
I'm a sheep farmer and wasted a flight to Berlin. I was expecting a German Shepherd convention, not a German Shepherd convention.
I think we need to make sure that all the dogs are spayed and neutered 😂
Where's Bob Barker when you need him?
@@NJGuy1973Dead. Someone new needs to take up the mantle.
That, or just euthanized
@@samoz6865Drew Carey you mean?
@@jozefu8726I doubt Drew means it though. He just reads cue cards. Old Bob seemed authentic.
Imagine being legally recognized as a dog only to break a leg or get sick and then being put down because of it.
Lmao! Going out ol' Yeller style with the 12g out back...
a man can dream.
@@ChristianHill-ep2ho I mean, there’s another group of people that identify as horses so you could put them down as well, the sky’s the limit!
Or accidentally get a ninja star in their eye. 😉
they want rights so they can normalize fucking dogs. its clearly a fetish.
The first girl he showed getting an egg cracked on her head for internet views was sad on its own, but the cry she let out was heartbreaking. Truly despicable.
I kinda think this is bordering on child abuse and the parents should be arrested. Disgraceful.
@@Pezby69 During the live stream I said, "CPS come get your girl"
You can see the resentment in that woman’s eyes… These mothers need help, I feel so bad for their kids
Despicable? Evil! Xx
just coz they are parents does not mean they are not covert narcissists or overt abusers. and yes this is child abuse. IM surprised they are not getting visited by CPS.
dude that burn about the scammers calling your grandma was so hilarious.
Don't give your credit card number. Truly India... Ufff India kept up their name ..
The scenes with the moms cracking eggs on the heads of their toddlers for views on tik tok disturbed me so much. Especially the girl's little cry made me wanna punch some sense in that woman.
This disturbed me to the core. I wish mothers like these get into serious trouble with the law for such actions.
Fr. Idk what's worse. The angry grooms who don't want to get married. Smashing cakes. Or parents smashing eggs In their toddlers face.
@rb_86 Same here. I raised my 4 kids on my own after divorcing their mother, who was just like this which is why I was granted full custody. Parents who do shit like this to their kids for views need their asses kicked then put in jail. Heartless, soulless people like that need to be banned from breeding.
Where is the tik tok trend of toddlers beating their abusive mothers with baseball bats?
Cracking an egg on your head hurts too. Poor kids .. they need to try it on themselves
I am an Indian..love from India 🇮🇳 ❤️
Your jokes are hilarious..People are too sensitive these days ..More power to you,keep the videos coming brother 💪
yeah jokes but that moon landing was fake af hard for most people especially Indians to admit that
I am from India Joe and I used to upload accidents in India videos on my channel and boy were people pissed that i was bad naming India....the nationalism is real and the stick up the butt is realer.
Social media (and the internet by proxy) has done an incredible job of letting people communicate and connect, but man has it damaged our social and mental health
Modeling society into a big, fat narciccist
Humans. Always ruin. Internet etc are 'tools' and it's up to how we use them. Choice, free-will :)
75% of the people are not smart and mature enough to handle the internet correctly...
It could be a good and useful tool, but only on the right hands...
Only if you let it. I think its funny I can't read any of the comments to your post...
Rest in peace MF DOOM 🙏
As a mother, the bit about the parents smacking eggs off their kid’s heads really hurt my heart, poor babies
what psycho does that to their children? it reminds me of my mother shoving dish soap in my mouth and refusing to let me wash it out until I "learn my lessson" the cun% literally shoved poison in her childs mouth- and did nothing to stop me from swearing when literally everyone around me was swearing. that dumb ho. fast forward she wonders why her youngest son killed hims*lf
imagine doing that to a grown adult- you'd be in jail- but we think its perfectly sane parenting to do that to a child. what lunacy. if thats the authority of parents- imagine the authority of governments...its disgusting to see what people think they can get away with- and they never realize what they did wrong until they walk into their building with a trench coat and say 'we never saw it coming' - yah cause you're not too bright and you get what you deserve Mur-ray. Its just a joke- a joke that no one but us here in Joey Toonz even gets. the joke is this is REALITY-- this is REAL life. thats the joke.
It’s straight up narcissism. They deserve to be shamed
I agree hun. As a mother myself when I saw that trend I was so angry and heartbroken. It’s abusive and mean. Who would treat a child like that especially for strangers online for clout.
as a person, I start every sentence with my credentials, it breaks my heart.
@@scambaitspidey3470 I added that for context because I immediately thought of how I could never do this to my child - therefor it was relevant to my sentiment - wasn’t meant to offend anyone or imply one need be a parent to have the same empathy/consideration.
That one little girls response was so mature. "Why did you do that? That hurt," and then got down and walked away. I wonder how long it's going to take that mom to ruin that little girls mind. It's just sad.
She'll probably act entitled and gaslight the hell out of that child.
“Hey look here’s me going to the moon.”
Dead… 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is real footage! 😂
I'm glad that i haven't opened tiktok in my life being a zoomer. Much love joey for preventing this brain cancer.
Same thays what it is
Preach!
Me either Chinese spy garbage
thanks lmao@@Robloxity_News
Im even more glad that I havent opened tiktok in my life being a millenial.
I like how the argument "they have to get around" justifies a private jet but is not good enough for the working class when they need to get somewhere
To me the worst is when your average drone slave worker fervently defends celebrities as if they have something to gain by being a brown nosing bootlicker.
as a pro grower, co2 helps plants and many huge greenhouses buy and dump co2 every day. I used to buy bottles and swap them for big growhouses legally, and alao beer tapa use them all day in bottles.
Methane is the bad one.. literally proven by science
beer taps and co2 tanks people buy and dump in tomato greenhouses etc ... methane is far greenhouse gas... literal science..
Imagine how much fuel the millennium falcon used? And Harrison’s lecturing us??
The only time to worry about the climate is when it doesn't change !
I'm glad he is addressing the reactions to that video, cause I was laughing my ass off at what I saw in the video and below it. This was nice treat to remind me of the fun I had. Thank you 🙂
18yr old Sheettard from the local curry shop got butthurt
The Egg videos I'm on the fence about, part of Me says it's our of order and the other part says children should not be wrapped in Cotton wall.
@@HOLLASOUNDS… you might want to do a spell check and edit your post.
😂
@@mr.b.4048Im Dyslexic.
Dude was so mad!! He responded to himself.
Are you trying to copy and sound like Bill Burr.?
Only an Indian would do that
After the moon landing joke, the whole Microsoft team is after you. I feel sorry for you Joey.
Lmaoo
Scammers and ms team🤣 I don't know why they're mad about how he criticized the fact that the animation really looks like harshit.
Nothing but blue screens from now on lol.
@@ValBoon997*hardshit 😂😂😂😂
I feel sorry for them. Them being soulless puppet fuck wad 3rd 4th world monkeys.
I'm an Indian and I found it funny people are very sensitive nowadays 🤣🤣
It’s the *SnowFlake* generation 😏
I am an Indian too and most Indians are dogshit extremists. They want violence over everything. I went to France and it was only the Indians that tried to scam me, tried selling me drugs (LSD), tried stealing money from me saying they would help me find a house. Can you imagine asking 2000 euros just to find a house? Rent is 400 euros max. I would never trust Indians even though I am an Indian. I understand why the world hates us. We smell bad, no hygiene and always create problems. Well not all of us but most of the Indians and due to these a holes we good Indians have to suffer
hey are unaware of how hard their ass is getting fuck by their gov
FR dude I was quite skeptical when I saw the CGI footage on national television. I was expecting a raw footage, even VGA quality would've done it.
He can make fun of the cgi as much as he wants but he made it seem like the mission was fake. People are right to call him put on that one
Joey B, we are now living in a lunatic world where people can dish it, they just can't take it. Keep up the good work, it's hilarious.
Idiots are infesting every corner of this planet Hell. Lol. But hey, they sure brought back REAL comedy!! Ty for being my twin!!! 😂❤
This type of commentary and critique on society is greatly needed these days! Keep doing it!
Germany needs H-t1er now more than ever
Joey had me laughing so hard, even my wife started to laugh as he described the sheer stupidity we see in society.
You killed it at 5:52! Thank God I'm parked on the side of the road laughing my arse off! Keep up the great work!
LOL
I was half ass expecting that he actually went their lol.
I just discovered your channel and love you. You're great. I love your snark and willingness to point out the absurdity that constantly bombards us nowadays.
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time - "I'm in India now...I'm at Mission Control..." hilarious, I love it
I needed that laugh. This vid made my day
yea really it was funny sheeit. i mean we indians are supposed to herd cows and goats, right? whats our job in trying moon missions or faking it? Thats the playground of rich westerners, not poor, smelly Indians. Reaching for the moon while living in slums is just being unrealistically ambitious. Still you should at least appreciate India for giving you the excuse to mock our achievements and hardships.
@joeybtoonz - From one dinosaur with a sense of humor to another... I freaking love your channel.
Man rule #41 - Never take crap from anyone named Harshit!
Exactly. Tell that fella that poop happens
Oh no, you angered the scamming capital of Earth, now they're gonna come hard for those gift cards 😂
❤🤣❤ good one!
Ahhh you stole my comment lol.
😂😂😂
They lost to Nigeria by now.
LMAO!
I've watched three of these today and I'm EXHAUSTED.
Ditto. If you watch more than 3 you start to get a migraine from the idiots.
The breaking of eggs over the children's heads makes me so sad. And these people can have children so easily and I have tried for years with my husband and I just can't. Breaks my heart.
They have taken parenthood for granted, no doubt. 😢
They should be reported to Child Protection Agencies if anyone knows who they are.
That's also what I think when I see this kind of parents. Why can they have children when people who would be amazing parents can't ?
They make their dear little children cry. Why would they do that and laugh? It's so mean and horrible! The poor kids will never want to cook again or be able to trust their mother.
I'm glad I'm old and won't live long enough to see those poor children grow up and see what they do to their children. This is from parents with no discipline in their own lives.
Harshit had me laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. 😂
📢 TMI Alert 📢
Me too. Because I had just come home from work and was watching while passing the time on the porcelain throne. Coincidentally, I had just finished passing a very harsh one only a few seconds before hearing the name. I'm even laughing now as it occurs to me that I could have taken a picture, create an account with the name "Harshit" and use it as the profile picture. But I'm not that guy anymore, so it's never going to happen... Would definitely get a few laughs though
@@erict3728 I'm going to pass one rn... and I hope it won't be too "harsh". LMFAO
That must’ve been harsh 😂
I think he left out the D after the R. At the time he had constipation.
You know what nvm
I am from germany and I demand more content like this.
Joey is one of my favourite RUclips creators.
Ich war auch so leicht fassungslos gewesen, dass dieser Dogbullsh*t nun auch bei uns angekommen ist.
Sooo... what are their pronouns? Bitch? Mutt? Schweinhund?
😂
@@davidvento5481 Schweinehund is quite nice and fits. But I would say "dreckige Köter"
As a fellow German, I had a blast, too.
However, it is a well-followed tradition that whenever Germany is mentioned online, the following rule applies:
DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND
No exceptions. German Humor is not a laughing matter.
Ich kann es immer kaum erwarten, wenn ein neues Video von ihm kommt.
C'mon Joey give us another 20 minutes! We need it!
Yes
i second that! (especially on India..lol)
IM A FEIGN FOR IT
i had subscribed noticing episode 23 or so... and noticed it was monthly. Subscribed last month and then he stopped doing monthly update? 😶
@mlouis1234moreso, its because now in the statesz every person is literally given a smartphone with a camera and unlimited data now... there is a program made to even replace the lost phones given out.. the tech support is literally based in india.. not making that up... and we all fund the program through the food card program as the means to requirement in approval.
“look, this is me going to the moon, actual footage” hahahahahahahahaa love this guy 😅
I am an Indian and I found your joke on the previous video about the moon landing and also sun one on this not only hilarious (great comic timing I must say!) but also very witty! It's unfortunate how soft and sensitive people are nowadays that they deliberately blind themselves to see the humour because of their ideological beliefs and especially on a platform that is all about humour and satire. Smh!
when you say ideological belief- do you mean nationalist pride? the same country shoved all the muslims out of their country and caused decades of conflict between the north. meanwhile attack the west as "colonists" despite bringing the invention of indoor plumbing to a people who still wipe with their hands.
Question, do you or your peers believe that is real footage?
Because his most followers are anti science and calling it's fake Landing
@@Y2Kr4SHM4N That's a CGI simlation being rendered on a monitor of the rover's landing. So, to answer your question. Are those footage real? No. Did rover land on the south pole of the moon? Yes.
Another junkie retard prooving her unnecessary cool identity on behalf of every indians😂😂😂🤣
This is why I miss the 80's
I know!! this world is madness
Me too! I wish I had a Time Machine! I wanna go back! 😫😭😩😠😡🤬
“We can’t have animals on the highway”😂😂 I love that!
As a father, I had a visceral reaction watching those people cracking eggs on their kids, especially the little ones. Those kids deserve better.
Wow Joey, i mean your level of comeback is impressive. You went hard on this one, and i am here for it.
JB should open a comeback school
Please never stop. This world vs Joey b and all of the sane people left.
You have the perfect voice and vibe for this type of content, and your sense of humor is fantastic.
Im happy that real normal Americans like this guy still existed
existed ? last I checked he had a pulse....(plz don't reply to my fact checking i'm just bored at the moment)
The word you're looking for is exist😂
@@Kanezilla66 True 😀
The street fighter and Galaga footage was so funny. When people can't laugh at themselves, it's a sad situation. Love from Missouri
Exactly,im canadian and if joey would make fun of canada i wouod be dying of laughter on my chair
I love the amateur Indian trashtalk. It's so quaint & inoffensive despite the rage & raw emotions.
Yeah. THEY went to the moon. 😐
IT reminds of the Indian scammers who get hacked by various people and then go mental at them. Usually insulting the hacker's mother or penis size.
All of them were his fans before so they didn't hate him much.
Thank you Joey for another excellent report. You're my number 1 source of news now. Keep up the good work, man!
I am an Indian and I can confirm that the footage Joey showed about the rocket entering the Sun is 100% legit.
Did they land at night??
@@JoeElvisBorelli what an idiotic question. Of course yes.
Thank God ...They would have never made it during the day !!@@aks19880
Whew so glad !!...if not they would have burned up !!!! My goodness .@@aks19880
Ask them to tell us what it's like to enter the Sun.
Joey is easily my favourite person from the internet. Maybe in general.
BIG Cheers Joey from Australia for being a real one. x
omg man you absolutely murdered the india haters, straight bloodbath. the scam/grandma bit was so perfect lol. The men in that culture are very insecure so Im not surprised they could not laugh at themselves and that absurd video, well done!
cause you are stinky man my friend! very sinky man! - he says in indian accent. "your mother- she is stinky as well." they have the best insults. not surprisingly, indians are sensitive about stinking- my two roommates had BO that smelled of permanent Cumin. it was disgusting.
It was funny! 0.01 % Indian watches this channel, so this wasn't a whole country represantation. Also, 90 % of all American call centers are in India, the legit ones.
*90% of call centers outsourced by US companies are in India:) not an American call center if its in India. And fair about the whole country representation , have a good one!@@TheBongConnection1410
@Mrkayak because you guys work for penny's and ate slave for the west haha
Joey you’re the best keep up the good work and don’t be afraid to speak up. Fu..k those who hate you, don’t filter your thoughts just express yourself and say what ever is on your mind you’re a genius.
I love you man you are one of the few places of sanity left in this world
"Kids are more mature than the parents right now"
true and scary at the same time
Yes, it doesn't portend well for the future of the world we live in...
If kids were more intelligent than their parents the world would be so much better
They are? Kids are eating Tide Pods.... LMAO
That was my experience working for a school district. It's like real life Absolutely Fabulous.
@@bassboygiloThey were more intelligent at some point, until the adults made them conform to stupid
The unhinged country of scammers always gets super mad anytime someone points out their scam. Just ask any scambaiter
That's because scamming is a legit job over there - didn't you know?
Scamming makes up half of their gdp lmao
Yeah the other half are backwards hindutva lynchers, unlike the moon landing, this is proven facts, you'll get lynched for eating a hamburger too, I'm not surprised at the death threats and good thing Joey is in the US.
Proven by a giant privately funded youtuber group by scammerpayback.. good job team West ❤
@@femcel101 They probably list is as their occupation on their tax return.
Just found this guy. So refreshing!
Joey B is my spirit animal, we see the world for the cesspool its becoming.
Jesus Christ said this 2000 years ago He knows the end from the beginning and is the only way to heaven!
Becoming? In the U.S always been that way, I noticed it as a 10yr old back in the 1950's, it was so obvious. Now, it's just coming out in the open.
@@zarlodious1Amen❣️💯😊
This is not a comedy channel , its the BEST comedy channel in the world bar none❤
@@TrumptonMayor I know it.....joey b.....would just be the best guy to have a cup of coffee and a donut with....love him .💯🤗🎯💥
As an indian… i absolutely love Joey, dont ever change man!
has John Wayne violated any of your family ?
I CANT DEAL WITH JOEY! 😂😂😂😂
This guy is pure gold! Thanks Joey for making the world a better place by giving us all a good laugh !
What do you mean this is not a news channel? Since I was getting the same amount of news accuracy as established media, I could swear this was a respectable news channel😂
His Indian moon landing video was funny as fk 😂😂😂
Earth is Flat and Stationary.
@@bobbobby7536that's my girlfriend, not the earth
had me dyin ahahahah
if you dated a WOMAN you wsouldnt have that issue..@@roberterdelyi7766
@@roberterdelyi7766best comment here! Hahahaha! 🤣
Brave spirits are harshly attacked and even hated for speaking the truth that most don't want to listen to defy their reality. Thank you for your bravery, sincerity and sense of humor during all this madness 🤗 wish you all the blessings and well Joey, thank you for inspiring authenticity!!
Believing India's moon landing is like believing that a man can be a woman. Lol 😆
Their moon landing was in 8bit.😂
Even on nasa, remember, they started this shitty and bullshit moon landing😂
@@TheRetroManRandySavage Got that arcade game graphics
The rover has released videos and footages od the surface and NASA and china has orbiters which released photos pf the landing site as well. But if you're choosing to be ignorant about it, thats on you
@@No-Stack-Developer are there videos on youtube of it?
I usually don't comment on the videos but this one really got me. I tuned in to your channel after a long time and I got a gem of a comic piece. 15:41 I am still laughing on the Moon mission footage. Love your content, man.
- An Indian.
Love you ended up in their "news"😂😂 They just made it all look even more funny. Its all what this channel is about...
With a name like Harshit it's not surprising he's butt-hurt
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Thanks, I needed a laugh.
Don't forget iampratking 😆 Surprised Joey didn't pick up on that one too.
Surname ouch
Don't be cruel, Harshit is still better than Suckdeep.
They're only offended because they're insecure about the fact they know they lied, and they know you know lol
Nope we are offended because he behaved like a flat Earther, there are many things you can troll/criticize india for, like caste system, corruption, poverty, goofy Prime Minister Modi
But he criticized india for totally wrong reason
@@Playerone1287lighten up and learn to take a joke. If you can’t laugh at yourself and your own society you’re missing out on a good time and healthy self reflection.
@@aaronlawrence666 i loved his jokes about our moon landing but it wasn't fake and he misinformed many of you guys, and in my above comment I literally said he can make joke on many things which are worthy of mockery, Im not an ultra nationalist indian
@@Playerone1287we know the landing was real, but you have to admit that the visual representation with low quality graphics was too meme-worthy for the world to let it slide.
@@VincitOmniaVeritas7 i agree with you
This is my new favorite channel, hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
Good work on promoting the artists. Keep it real Joey. We need you too.
“They’re now on a mission to the sun! 🌞” 🥴🔥 Ohhhhhh, Joey. 🤣🤣🤣
Who used to think Joey was mature. I'm about as immature an adult as you can get and i love this guy. 😂
Love the Clip where you went to the Moon.
😂😂😂👌🏽
So awesome and Funny!!
The "Mission Room" killed me so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe they gave you that special access to their space headquarters, that’s crazy man!!
😂😂😂😅
Lmao
😆🤦🏼♀️ Mission to the sun! 💥 🔥 🌞
Man I love this guy 😂
That Indian bit was funny af! 😂😂😂
I have a cat at home that I will now identify as a human so she can get off her lazy butt and bring in some income. 😂
Forget about that. We are slaves to our cats and they know it. I have a beautiful Persian that I think my life depends on her.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Same With Birds..They All Ow Us😂😂😂😂😂
Indias reaction reminded me of a weird state broadcast by north korea- trying to show the world how impressive they are- just to be laughed at with their ancient technology. this is the country that gets billions in foreign aid to help the entire countries world of people living in metal shacks in India who scrape the sewers for ashes of human remains to sell to fertilizer companies- but they're all proud of landing a rover on the moon- getting there isn't even the hard part- its getting back...five bucks nothing returns. not even a space rock.
@@farzadhamid7357 we have a Siamese that acts the same.
Don't understand how they can feel butthurt about such BS
Just found you today joey b will be binge catching up. I really have not seen the half of the material you've collected very entertaining and frightening. Like you style of presentation. Very laid back like your no longer surprised.
pretty sure that this "shocked" people who officialy announce that they unsuscribe or unfollow joey will continue watching and enjoy his videos.
The India video was hysterical. The fact that you used footage from a boy and his blob had me rolling.
Lmao thank you for not backing down Joey ! These people should chill
Dude your fucking awesome! I really enjoy your channel. It's nice to have a good laugh and smile after a shit day at work 😊
Leonardo dicaprio wasn’t only there for the environmental award he also heard there was an 20 year old waiting for him 😂
20 is too old for him
Hello? Based department?
N no rape allegations yet! Snatching young ass like a G
The best roast of this pugnut was him taking a helicopter from a yacht to fly into whatever fancy foreign resort he was at, just for lunch. This "climate crisis" has nothing to do with the climate, it's about control. You walk to work with your bug sandwiches, while they fly half way around the world for a black rhino steak dinner.
@@NavidKhan84ya honestly he doesn't need to steal it lol
Hahahaha huge fan of yours from India (Bengaluru to be precise). Had no idea you got into some shit with my fellow Indians, but you're hilarious man. This is a bit of 'can dish it, but can't take it' from my people. Lot of fake national pride going around as well. And to be fair, it's also a reaction to lot of western media talking patronisingly about us being broke and 'cost-effective' etc which we feel the need to defend ourselves against. But anyway, I'm here for some comedy about the shit world we ALL live together in. Let us know when you're in Bengaluru again Joey 😂
Good to see someone with a sense of humour 😂❤
You don't need to defend yourself if you're countery isn't a shit hole, the west leads and the rest follows haha.
Imagine being married with a psycho who film their kids being abused and upload the video to tiktok.
If I was married and my wife even suggested that, I'd take my kids to a shelter and file a restraining order against her.
All for laughs and likes.
This looks like single mother by choice madness to me.
these women are married? This is all single mother behavior.
That's just women in general.
Stay single if you want to be a snowflake.
Watching all these old episodes. This one keeps me rolling 😂
We all need more friends like joey
I laughed until I chocked, I choked until I cried. Ahhhh
I love me some Joey, he's so dang wholesome ❤
I really feel like I’m living in a parallel universe .
Img I couldn’t stop laughing about the actual footage of you going to the moon. I had to watch it more than once. I haven’t laughed like that for ages.
Im so hyped, lets me here you roasting those douchbags
*hear