You’re too young to understand it now, but daddy loves you very much and he’ll be needing a little cut from every one of your paychecks once you’re an adult. because he loves you
I’m not doing this with you right now! 😂 Austen, sending you much love and thanks from Australia for the hearty belly laughs! Your talent is incredible - Canada needs to put u on TV! Hope it rains for the boy toy all weekend in Florida! 😂😂
My dad ate hotdogs and macaroni for 8 years just to save money for his kids (broken marriage) in the 90s, he was the best dad EVER, his macaroni was the bomb! It even impressed my boyfriend surprisingly
I reeeeallly love this channel because it’s sooo white. This is a great thing!!! I subscribe to channels with different perspectives and takes. Each backgrounds are super hilarious. 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤
He’s honestly such a good Dad for agreeing to babysit in the first place. Can’t believe their mom would just abandon them like that, like come on lady, you have a responsibility.
Of course it’s a joke. But she wants him to drop his plans and be a dad when it’s convenient for her and the rest of the time he needs to know his place, which is to be cast off and discarded
Linds should have hung up as he said, "I made them dinner, but they're not eating." It's not an emergency. I'm not parenting you to parent them. It's my day off. FIGURE IT OUT!
My girlfriends parents got divprced when she was 11. I showed her these video's. The "thats what i eat every day" and "watched me hit a bucket of balls" from the other divorced dad video were absolutely bang-on moments she said hahahhaa
You gotta make a movie. Triplets brothers. Divorced dad, hockey dad and the responsible accountant type dad who demands perfection out of his kids. Almost everyone would relate somehow
im fairly certain when my mom divorced my dad she was hoping he'd be this helpless. but he's french and self sufficient. they honestly were better off without each other but I'm the glue that keeps them in communication lmao
Awe this fully reminds me of my divorced dad ❤ hopefully im just as cool. My dad was more of a Disneyland dad but he did do animatronics for some of the most cult films and even did a hydrologic video ride for McDonald's lol. Chicken liver was a thing
1. the wifebeater 😩😩
2. the "dad" baseball hat 😩😩
3. the absolutely barren state of that refrigerator 😩😩😩😩😩
*The uncleaned windows, Mommy left and the windows haven't been cleaned since.*
*Whats a paper plate, we got a kitchen towel, just eat it from the pan*
Barren? There's a case of steam whistle lol
...don't forget the gummies.
Me all day
Every character u come up with is spot on😂😂
@@andrewserieys2284 👊🏼😎 thank you for the support
I am having flashbacks to my childhood. Replace the gummies with grizzly wintergreen and you’re there. 😂
@@AustenAlexanderTVwhere did you get that hat from?
“Well that’s what I eat everyday Linds!” fucking took me out - then the “put those down those are daddy’s gummies” line
Low T Gummies 😂
@@ForYour2EyesOnly WEED gummies bud
@@ForYour2EyesOnly WEED gummies bud
The mouth full of food mid swallow NO NO gets me for some reason
“I have plans this weekend” and the reveal of the mini-keg is just freaking golden.
Keep it up!!
The 'put those down those are daddys gummies' hit a little too close to home 😂
@@tfigmoney520 😅😅😅
It took a second watch for me to realize what kind of gummy he was referring to
@@saskk2290 either thc gummys or condoms
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It's the sigh right before the turn around and complete personality change. That's the icing on the cake 😂
“who wants to go to McDonald’s with daddy? 😅
To con vince himself , he's ' not that douche' . But , alas , he is.
@@jenniferbloh-michael8662 bot
When you realized you fumbled the bag...😢
You’re too young to understand it now, but daddy loves you very much and he’ll be needing a little cut from every one of your paychecks once you’re an adult. because he loves you
Linds can be so inconsiderate, it’s disgusting
For real though
@@AustenAlexanderTVnew pfp eh bud?
@@Maghrib_Productionswhat’s pfp?
@@t-wreckz2018 profile picture
😂😂 Mac n cheese and SARDINES 😂😂😂!!! THE ACCURACY
"ive got weekend plans" *stares longingly at the keg* lmfaooo
My children are blessed with an amazing father🙏 ❤
Daddy has McDonalds money😂
What the heck is wrong with Mac & Cheese & Sardines!?
Get that outta here! That must be some nasty Canadian concoction.
- The American South
@@CheapTrix that’s what I eat everyday
@@AustenAlexanderTV smh my head
@@AustenAlexanderTVYou are very dedicated to the character 😂
@@CheapTrixit would be even more Canadian if he called it Kraft dinner or KD
Bro why are you not blowing up on you tube already. All of your content is amazing 💯💯💯🔥Also finance bro videos are hilarious 🤣
@@BreakingLoop people just have a hard time following for some reason brother🤷🏻♂️
It is coming! I absolutely love this!
Yeah don't stop! Your channel will blow up soon!
Not all people have sufficient knowledge to follow the finance terms jango😊
Got the steam whistle beer in the fridge. You, sir, are a true Canadian 🫡
Put those down, those are daddy's gummines...priceless.
The “no, no” with a mouthful of food…chefs kiss
Thanks, I needed that laugh today, bravo!
The old lemon on the top shelf is the chefs kiss of this short! Lol
I’m not doing this with you right now! 😂
Austen, sending you much love and thanks from Australia for the hearty belly laughs! Your talent is incredible - Canada needs to put u on TV!
Hope it rains for the boy toy all weekend in Florida! 😂😂
I love this character, and at least we’re spending time together ❤
I think this is in the top funniest ones yet
Every time I think you can’t improve you improve. Goddamittttttt.
Heavy compliment
You’re a riot man. I love it!
That shriveled up orange in the fridge. 😂
It's getting real and real. Spot on🙂
This one hit so damn close to home. Only thing missing was the canned green beens.
I LITERALLY just got home from work getting ready to make Mac n cheese and sardines
Either way you are still the number one dad❤
This is by far your most organic clip. Bravo
"just drop them off on me this weekend" but it's his scheduled weekend and he forgot
😄🤣 wow! This so made my day 😂
You are giving me ideas and I appreciate that immensely. GREAT stuff.
what ideas my ninja?
My dad ate hotdogs and macaroni for 8 years just to save money for his kids (broken marriage) in the 90s, he was the best dad EVER, his macaroni was the bomb! It even impressed my boyfriend surprisingly
I reeeeallly love this channel because it’s sooo white. This is a great thing!!! I subscribe to channels with different perspectives and takes. Each backgrounds are super hilarious. 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤
White ?
This was too damn good 💀😂 The truth was almost just too hard to swallow!
The almost-dead plant and the fridge with just wilting fruits and drinks are so lowkey, but really paint a picture lol
Im 25 and already eating the divorced dad meals lol
I can relate to mac and cheese! Sardines included. 😂 McDonald's I'll go! ❤
Opening the fridge when you already know damn well it’s empty 😂 I be going straight to McDonald’s after that 😂
Bro you are putting me on blast 😮
He’s honestly such a good Dad for agreeing to babysit in the first place. Can’t believe their mom would just abandon them like that, like come on lady, you have a responsibility.
You don’t babysit your child. You parent them. He absolutely has a responsibility to them. Unless u meant it as a joke.
With alimony payments plus full custody rights, comes great responsibility
They’re his children you can’t “babysit” your own children you take care of them like you’re supposed to
Of course it’s a joke.
But she wants him to drop his plans and be a dad when it’s convenient for her and the rest of the time he needs to know his place, which is to be cast off and discarded
@@AurumEtAesthat is not what is in this video lol
This guy is hilarious 😂
Honestly I've just found you and I can't stop watching you. You are definitely all guy!!! and being funny makes you so much sexier!!! 🤗
That sorry was strong 🇨🇦
“no, NO”🤣😭💀 took me tf OUT
My fridge looks like that when my son isn’t here 😂 I’m on a liquid diet when I don’t have him…
One of your best characters for sure
“I have to do my taxes and I’m 3 years behind” dawg the writing for these is sooooo good😭😭
It’s all about the subtle details man lol so good
Big respect for the steam whistle bubba keg, always gotta rep Canadian companies.
Talking with a ladle of mac and cheese in his mouth🤣
😂😂😂😂
How cordial at the end tho😂 “yea you have a great weekend and yea safe travels too”😂😂
Linds should have hung up as he said, "I made them dinner, but they're not eating." It's not an emergency. I'm not parenting you to parent them. It's my day off. FIGURE IT OUT!
Post more , daddy . ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Depressed future finance bro when he finds out the hard way about the OQI. 😔🙏🏻
Steam whistleeee ehhh, those are real plans 😆
you are TOO good.
And he’s still somehow the favorite parent
Daddies gummies. Destroyed me lol
Godamighty😂😂💥bro..dyin
this guy is fucking incredible hahaha
Incredible work. The fridge lolololol
“I told you I have to do my taxes, and I’m 3 years behind!”😭😭
Ok, I give in. Subscribed!
this is so good love it
This man just doesn’t miss.
I also just texted my boys saying we need to hit up a Hooters
A little protein with the mac and cheese. Well done 😂
Kraft Dinner was a staple in my household 😂
16:13 ugh that chooch woke up my dog!! Lol
So good LMAO!
I thought he was going to turn around and say "who wants to go to Grandma's" 😂
I thank god everyday that my mom and dad are still together because this would’ve actually been my reality 😂😂😂😂
“We’ll that’s what I eat every day, Linds!
Lmaooo you already know what angry mom said on the phone 😅😅😅
I agree. Liz is out of line. 😂
[Fyi Lindz -> Lindsay]
I need that mini keg of Steam Whistle in my life!
BRO The KD in the POT lmaoooo I do this
Saves a dish alright...
The keg of beer in the fridge 😂
Checking the fridge knowing nothing is in there is the final step in the single dad McDonald’s run. We have all been there
Those are Daddy's gummies 😂
Not "Linds" hahahaha
Time to go grocery shopping, brother.
🕊🌿🌵🌴🥑🫑🍃🌲🥬🌳🫛🍀🌽🪲🥦
Why is this so accurate???? Shits scary😂😂😂
My girlfriends parents got divprced when she was 11. I showed her these video's. The "thats what i eat every day" and "watched me hit a bucket of balls" from the other divorced dad video were absolutely bang-on moments she said hahahhaa
At least he thought of a protein 😂
You gotta make a movie. Triplets brothers. Divorced dad, hockey dad and the responsible accountant type dad who demands perfection out of his kids. Almost everyone would relate somehow
Dude, it's basically tuna noodle casserole but better. I would have gobbled that up!
im fairly certain when my mom divorced my dad she was hoping he'd be this helpless. but he's french and self sufficient. they honestly were better off without each other but I'm the glue that keeps them in communication lmao
I'm not doing this right now Linds.
Why do I feel like I’m on the couch as the mistress watching this unfold lol
I’d love to know his weekend plans…
That mini keg
@@AustenAlexanderTV just rewatched it, fucking sublime. Wish I hadn’t asked now
This was re-traumatizing for so many people lol 😂😂😢
I am a 27 year old woman who just realized she’s living like a divorced dad.
Awe this fully reminds me of my divorced dad ❤ hopefully im just as cool. My dad was more of a Disneyland dad but he did do animatronics for some of the most cult films and even did a hydrologic video ride for McDonald's lol. Chicken liver was a thing
But with him it was chicken liver
The empty fridge hahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💯 accurate
Mac and cheese and sardines. THAT’S WHAT I EAT EVERY DAMN NIGHT AND I’M FINE, LINDS!
“no, no..” 😂
Typical good parents.
At keast he had a gentle voice with the kids