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  • Опубликовано: 30 июн 2022
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  • @DP-ot6zf
    @DP-ot6zf Год назад +38369

    You're lucky they understood you at all. Most bears in that area only know French or Cantonese.

  • @jimmyochiryna401
    @jimmyochiryna401 2 года назад +38285

    I tried the same voice when Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking on the door. Worked perfectly.

    • @patrickarky116
      @patrickarky116 2 года назад +1440

      The bears aren't as dangerous!!!!!

    • @joedirt7604
      @joedirt7604 2 года назад +241

      😂😂

    • @kevinsmith3534
      @kevinsmith3534 2 года назад +462

      Funny....... How 🤔 Everyone Has Jokes About JW

    • @misguidedangel6550
      @misguidedangel6550 2 года назад +578

      I am 12 year old Jehovah witness how come you people dont like us when you don't even know us? This makes me sad 😢

    • @joedirt7604
      @joedirt7604 2 года назад +843

      @@misguidedangel6550 it's not even that man.
      It's just weird going to someones home.
      It's not nessaceraly you. It's going to someones home that some dont like.
      even the cable man doesn't exactly get a warm welcome when showing up unexpected.

  • @aaronsavage8018
    @aaronsavage8018 9 месяцев назад +1112

    When you pull the wrong weapon out of your inventory

    • @livingcoffee_edits
      @livingcoffee_edits 5 месяцев назад +40

      How? It is literally bear spray

    • @vincesmith764
      @vincesmith764 5 месяцев назад +2

      scotchguard😅😂

    • @Daveyjdigital
      @Daveyjdigital 5 месяцев назад +53

      ​@@livingcoffee_edits if those bears were hungry the spray not working

    • @user-so7uw9my6e
      @user-so7uw9my6e 5 месяцев назад

      Scroll wheel

    • @LimitedCola
      @LimitedCola 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@DaveyjdigitalFr 10mm works so much better I’d assume

  • @bp51082
    @bp51082 9 месяцев назад +568

    If I've learned anything from Bear videos it's that that dad voice will work on them at least 90% of the time.

    • @kayecastleman6353
      @kayecastleman6353 8 месяцев назад +21

      Good observation. It pretty much works on any bear that isn't stressed. Stressors can be a sow with cubs, a wounded or hungry-to-the-point-of-starving bear, or a territorial boar. Even in those situations, a commanding posture can dissuade a bear that isn't yet desperate.

    • @bp51082
      @bp51082 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@kayecastleman6353 I don't speak entirely hypothetically; only black bears in my case, and I'm a bigger guy, but I have never had to do more than a stern tone to make them flee

    • @kayecastleman6353
      @kayecastleman6353 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@bp51082 Same here... just black bears. I've had encounters a few times in nature, and I've only ever talked to them calmly and given them the right of way. They weren't grizzlies veering in my direction, like this video. My son has had to huff and raise his voice to get them to leave his garbage and outside freezer alone. With numbers rising, though, I'm thinking it might be an idea to invest in some spray. Competition for food and more contact with humans can make them less predictable.

    • @bp51082
      @bp51082 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@kayecastleman6353 my lady went on a long western road trip this past summer I was only able to join in pieces. I certainly had her equipped with bear spray... Not to mention the pocket taser, machete, and pepper spray. And spec ops knife I gave her. But the last few were not intended for bears, haha

    • @kayecastleman6353
      @kayecastleman6353 8 месяцев назад

      @@bp51082 You never know what kind of animals you might encounter on a road trip! Thanks for considering any eventuality. Hope she enjoyed the trip without incident.

  • @StarHunter28
    @StarHunter28 Год назад +9530

    Guy pulled the bear spray like it was a 45-70 revolver lol

    • @Unknown-bc6qw
      @Unknown-bc6qw Год назад +379

      Guy pulled it out like it was a M60 machine gun lol

    • @donke691
      @donke691 Год назад +139

      @@FroggyHopScotch30 i love me a good ole 45-70 revolver. Lovely practical joke to give friends

    • @christianrios6295
      @christianrios6295 Год назад +26

      444 marlin

    • @christianrios6295
      @christianrios6295 Год назад +8

      @@FroggyHopScotch30 and you spent your summers in brooks range😂

    • @jasonmoskowitz246
      @jasonmoskowitz246 Год назад +44

      .666 Assault Magnum full auto revolver w/ 200 round drum clip

  • @holycloud2900
    @holycloud2900 Год назад +4336

    “how was your day honey??”
    bear: “i don’t wanna talk about it”

  • @SADBOY-gd1zn
    @SADBOY-gd1zn 7 месяцев назад +52

    I know they may not look too big on camera, but my god, those bears must be massive irl.

    • @2018wrxaddict
      @2018wrxaddict 6 месяцев назад +5

      They look big.

    • @ADRIAN-lz5ip
      @ADRIAN-lz5ip 5 месяцев назад +2

      Probably the size of a SUV

    • @Cuban-Jo
      @Cuban-Jo 5 дней назад

      They look pretty big to me

  • @Cheesehead.
    @Cheesehead. 8 месяцев назад +97

    Proof that cameraman never dies.

    • @Haitianboykodak
      @Haitianboykodak 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah after the camera done filming 😂

    • @_Musafir_1
      @_Musafir_1 7 месяцев назад

      Недооценённый комментарий.

    • @inerbeast
      @inerbeast 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also statistically, the guy with bear spray is least likely to die in a bear encounter.

    • @CSmith-oz4wp
      @CSmith-oz4wp 6 месяцев назад

      Wasn’t there a video of a photographer that filmed his own death by bear.
      Another photographer walks up to camera on a tripod with know one around and checks the footage, WHOA
      Walk around picking up bear scat to take Walter home. Sorry not funny 😁

    • @orbatos
      @orbatos 6 месяцев назад

      So you've never seen footage left behind then. Might want to then, just so you know better.

  • @Poopary
    @Poopary Год назад +2865

    *Pulls out pepper spray and changes tone to an assertive one in*
    Bears: "woah I didn't know you were chill like that"

  • @dontforgettolike7127
    @dontforgettolike7127 2 года назад +6346

    Girls when they make eye contact with me and I start to walk over:

    • @wadaphuq
      @wadaphuq Год назад +199

      Underrated comment 😭😭☠️

    • @mattwht8232
      @mattwht8232 Год назад +1

      Lol stupid 😝🤪🤪

    • @NWOLFF9719
      @NWOLFF9719 Год назад +227

      Me when girls make eye contact with me and start walking toward me :

    • @tommyobama7811
      @tommyobama7811 Год назад +27

      😂😂😂

    • @benringenberg2394
      @benringenberg2394 Год назад +25

      Love it, and can relate so well.

  • @IAMEYI
    @IAMEYI 9 месяцев назад +14

    Bears: HAHAHA GOOD OLE DAVE HE ALWAYS BRINGS A NEW CHICK OUT HERE TO ENSURE HE GETS LAID! SEE YA LATER DAVE! THANKS FOR THE TREATS EARLY BROS, SEE YOU TOMORROW BUDDY!!

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 7 месяцев назад +11

    Look at those 500-1,000lb creatures, galloping about like horses. The power behind their grace is truly something to be feared and respected.

  • @BareTheMark
    @BareTheMark Год назад +6446

    Man pulled out the bear spray like it was 100% reliable

    • @DataLog
      @DataLog Год назад +2

      That bear spray is your only chance.
      You can't run away from this distance. If the bear really wants you, you're done.

    • @IgBtac0
      @IgBtac0 Год назад

      @@cheesyrichard Fire shelters work when placed properly. Do your research. Bear spray is 90% effective when used correctly.

    • @BareTheMark
      @BareTheMark Год назад +501

      @Master Monkey nope I would have a gun. If I'm going to be around bears (which I'm assuming he's a bear photographer) I'm going to trust a gun WAY more than bear spray.

    • @houstoncoker7580
      @houstoncoker7580 Год назад +236

      The only thing reliable is a high powered rifle or a shotgun 😂

    • @diesdodgerblue
      @diesdodgerblue Год назад +128

      ​@houstoncoker7580 10mm or 44 mag would change their mind.

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 Год назад +2427

    *"HEY"*
    "Aight bro damn, and _I'm_ the animal?"

    • @Sunshinesniles
      @Sunshinesniles Год назад +22

      Lol perfect and for sure no bros there

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 Год назад +17

      Were all animals

    • @Sunshinesniles
      @Sunshinesniles Год назад +3

      @@imjustaguy4340 lmao

    • @gismoogity
      @gismoogity Год назад +9

      "I was just gonna eat you while you scream."

    • @digiblak997
      @digiblak997 Год назад +2

      ​@James Bozeman you could not scream while getting eaten. Better table manners

  • @fonzzy7101
    @fonzzy7101 7 месяцев назад +6

    Judging by how full they look, he’s lucky they aren’t missing any meals, or he would’ve been their next one

  • @eu29lex16
    @eu29lex16 Год назад +11

    Bears : let's chat / guy : hey, you get back! / bears : understandable

  • @anas1r
    @anas1r Год назад +4179

    "Two bears decided not to run at you at once"

    • @Ubermensch201
      @Ubermensch201 Год назад +121

      Would've been a more accurate title lml

    • @crackedarmor25
      @crackedarmor25 Год назад +52

      They thought about it though 😂

    • @manuelschmoller2884
      @manuelschmoller2884 Год назад +35

      Well... Yep they made the decision...
      But he made them decide 🤣

    • @RiseUpRoyalAce
      @RiseUpRoyalAce Год назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @Jack-mb4jx
      @Jack-mb4jx Год назад +23

      I mean one of them didn't seem to pay the man any mind, keeping it's distance and only glancing at him when the Light Brown one stopped and then started towards him, so they could have said "A Bear Ran At Me" and been accurate. One did come closer to him though even then it was more walking then anything so even the 'Running' part is still exaggerated.

  • @mktosaft4255
    @mktosaft4255 Год назад +2144

    "jeeez chill, was just a prank bro"
    -the bear probably

    • @ngolokante9014
      @ngolokante9014 Год назад +13

      Made my day💀

    • @randallmcgrath9345
      @randallmcgrath9345 Год назад +9

      They did actually look like they werent trying as hard as they could though lol.

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 Год назад +6

      "Were just doing a skit for our youtube channel dude, sorry"

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Год назад

      ​@@JMS849
      Actually, it's a social experiment.

    • @GozieZilla
      @GozieZilla Год назад +2

      "he's holding the burger sauce the wrong way round"

  • @JTK_XXL
    @JTK_XXL 2 месяца назад +1

    This looks like an open overworld map in a classic RPG with the bears being one of the first low level encounters

  • @holycrap8367
    @holycrap8367 2 месяца назад

    Teddybear immediately went on to “understandable, have a good day”

  • @yunussanni2528
    @yunussanni2528 2 года назад +3898

    They're like why the fuck he's growling we're just playing 😂

    • @kevinb4775
      @kevinb4775 2 года назад +89

      @Liberty Prime if dangerous, why friend shaped

    • @ColtonSpace
      @ColtonSpace 2 года назад +2

      Imagine a growl being the only thing stopping you from getting completely ripped apart by two bears lol.

    • @yunussanni2528
      @yunussanni2528 2 года назад +3

      @@ColtonSpace 🤣

    • @bullseye6763
      @bullseye6763 2 года назад +21

      when they play, weak humans dies, unlesss you are, the Mountain or Hercules, or "the man of the jungle"

    • @northernyetigaming8566
      @northernyetigaming8566 Год назад +27

      @Liberty Prime did he stutter ?

  • @kevlarvest7375
    @kevlarvest7375 Год назад +1930

    "Why's that snack yelling at us?"
    "Dunno, but let's play dumb 'til the camera's off... no witnesses"

    • @robhendrix8028
      @robhendrix8028 Год назад +13

      On green screen

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 Год назад +2

      @@robhendrix8028 I.... don't follow

    • @michaelcarrasquillo4781
      @michaelcarrasquillo4781 Год назад +17

      “And remember. No Russian.”

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 Год назад +2

      Bears don’t go out of their way to eat people. I’m so sick and tired of this misconception. In 3/4 Bear mauling incidents the victim isn’t even eaten.

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 Год назад +1

      @@michaelcarrasquillo4781 OK, that one I got

  • @nikdum8323
    @nikdum8323 7 месяцев назад +5

    The first one said: Shit, man, he has weapon!!!! Act normal, act normal!

  • @youcefzaouali5636
    @youcefzaouali5636 Год назад +1

    Lol the moment he said hey youuu get back get out of here: the bear turned 🤣
    This man has lots of charisma.

  • @CandaceEsponosa
    @CandaceEsponosa Год назад +640

    “Get on outta here” 🤣😭😭💀

    • @treydubs5332
      @treydubs5332 Год назад +2

      Frfr 😂😭🤣😆😅

    • @RawDoggin_78
      @RawDoggin_78 Год назад

      ​@@treydubs5332 frfrfrfrfr😀🤓😐🤣
      😗🤣😇😋😜😚🤩😙😂😚nocapbrofrfr🔥💀💪🍑🦵😱😱😱😱

    • @hulbertparsons7396
      @hulbertparsons7396 Год назад +3

      In the south we say it as one word. Works well.

    • @Thesinistereyes1
      @Thesinistereyes1 Год назад

      ​@@hulbertparsons7396 add the word boy at the end to make it authentic

    • @CandaceEsponosa
      @CandaceEsponosa Год назад

      It reminds me of Montana. I miss my home in Montana so much⛰️🏔️✨

  • @ron9269
    @ron9269 Год назад +3002

    "He's not friendly. Keep walking."

    • @TornikeGrtm
      @TornikeGrtm Год назад +27

      hahahaha nice one,
      made my day lol

    • @LuciferMorningstar-ef5hy
      @LuciferMorningstar-ef5hy 9 месяцев назад +13

      ههههههههههههههههههه😂

    • @jas._x5
      @jas._x5 8 месяцев назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuriMel
      @AuriMel 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@LuciferMorningstar-ef5hyso cool, looks like a plant

    • @gyp.
      @gyp. 8 месяцев назад +1

      Black bears maybe, if its brown its going down.

  • @robyn1815
    @robyn1815 6 месяцев назад +3

    lol they stopped and looked like “hey wook👁️👁️…a hyu-men”

  • @samm8697
    @samm8697 Год назад +543

    Bear #1 “let me ask this fine gentlemen for some directions, nope never mind”

  • @daREALtruestory
    @daREALtruestory Год назад +1237

    “They are too close”
    YALL TOO CLOSE LMAO

    • @bodiedbytu4k61
      @bodiedbytu4k61 Год назад +48

      Human logic 😂😂😂

    • @badkarma2761
      @badkarma2761 Год назад +18

      Idk abt you, but I heard "WE'RE too close."

    • @daREALtruestory
      @daREALtruestory Год назад +2

      @@badkarma2761 it’s debatable lol

    • @simonwinters8670
      @simonwinters8670 Год назад +19

      ​@@daREALtruestory No it isn't. He's in their living space not the other way around

    • @CrenshawCapone
      @CrenshawCapone Год назад +30

      @@simonwinters8670the earth is my god given right like them , everything is my living space

  • @ginacaranod8357
    @ginacaranod8357 3 месяца назад

    The female had full confidence in dude “they’re too close” 😂

  • @brianfreland9065
    @brianfreland9065 3 месяца назад +1

    its funny how when youre hunting bear, they dont want to get near you but if youre not hunting, they want to get all up on you. its like they know lmao

  • @greengabe5
    @greengabe5 Год назад +1829

    “A woman’s voice becomes more high pitched when they are talking to a person they like.”
    *women when they talk to me*

  • @abelstrd
    @abelstrd Год назад +2395

    "Forget it Frank he's got the spray let's go find something else to eat."

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Год назад +78

      Guys that trust bear spray but dont big a gun are lucky they don't get eaten

    • @paulgran7815
      @paulgran7815 Год назад +40

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss *insert standard blabbering of guns being illegal in Europe here *
      Well I mean Bear Grills once heavily seasoned a steak with bear spray.
      And I have a little experience with pepper and pepper bullets. I'd image bear spray is those bullets, just 100x. If a bear decides to be a beast and endure the pain, imma let him eat me, he deserved it.

    • @lordschokostange4679
      @lordschokostange4679 Год назад +12

      @@paulgran7815 non Europeans will never understand 🤣
      I'll take near spray hands down, y'all ever get that into your eyes?😭🫡🫥
      A gun is easy, the spray will not only make him pray, but he won't do that kind of stuff again!

    • @LordFarquad2
      @LordFarquad2 Год назад +26

      @@lordschokostange4679 tell that to the guy who just posted a video of him after he was mauled by a grizzly. He sprayed the shit out of it and it literally didn't phase it

    • @LordFarquad2
      @LordFarquad2 Год назад +11

      @@lordschokostange4679 I for one choose a shotgun. Lol

  • @lucax2300
    @lucax2300 8 месяцев назад +2

    You caught them on a good day. They look well fed, in bright spirits, and on a good day. They were only vaguely interested. "I'm bigger, and I never see your kind.. am I just gonna pretend you're not here? Just a sniff.."

  • @Chencho7613
    @Chencho7613 5 месяцев назад

    Dude pulled out the spray like he was weilding the infinity gauntlet.

  • @4thamendment237
    @4thamendment237 2 года назад +3340

    For all of you guys who carry grizzly bear spray -- don't let the first time you use it be the first time that you HAVE to use it. It's like any weapon -- you need to know its capabilities AND its limitations. Try firing a one second burst on a windless day so you can see how it deploys. You are not going to empty it. Mine claimed a range of 30 feet. In testing it only went about 15 feet, but it also put out a large, thick cloud. Now I know what to expect, and I now know not to waste spray which won't reach my target when the doin' time comes. It's no different than a handgun -- practice disengaging the safety and putting your finger on the trigger in one motion. Repeatedly. Develop the muscle memory such that if the critical moment comes, you can draw, go hot, and fire without even having to look or think about it because it's so automatic. A weapon is only as good as its operator. You don't want to be fumbling through your backpack trying to remember how to take the safety off and which side the business end of your spray canister is on when you're in the gravest extreme. Those precious split seconds you save can save your life -- and once they pass you can't get them back.

    • @4thamendment237
      @4thamendment237 2 года назад +184

      PS: the same goes for any two-legged critters you might have to light up.

    • @tayyc6074
      @tayyc6074 2 года назад +89

      Good advice.. but im not going to need bear spray because im not going to be anywhere bears live and hangout at.. its there Territory and i respect that.. 🫡

    • @t.j.furness
      @t.j.furness 2 года назад +19

      That is great advice also for carrying pepper spray!

    • @Johnson13210
      @Johnson13210 2 года назад +10

      The best time to practice with it is before the expiration date. I did with a can expired several months, and it was still pretty effective.

    • @_Solaris
      @_Solaris 2 года назад +12

      Everything you say here is good advice.
      My first time buying, I got two cans. One can was for experience, emptied completely for the feel of how it deployed.

  • @Moistfersure
    @Moistfersure 2 года назад +1488

    Some healthy bears right there, amazing thing to see

    • @xzaix1750
      @xzaix1750 Год назад +58

      I surprise no one else realized how healthy they guess that means the ecosystem in that area is thriving

    • @wendykalman9975
      @wendykalman9975 Год назад +17

      They almost got another meal. Decided against it. When Yoogi did that he ended up knocked out and woke up far away.

    • @sevendoubleodex
      @sevendoubleodex Год назад +17

      what do you expect when you have practically an infinite supply of fish

    • @Mike91337
      @Mike91337 Год назад +7

      @@sevendoubleodex they have a few fish near somalia too. Should we expect the same?

    • @dabeserker666
      @dabeserker666 Год назад +2

      That does give you a smile, something tells me they just ate there fill and we're just testing the boundaries.

  • @needlepark212
    @needlepark212 7 месяцев назад +2

    *bear sees bear spray*
    Investigation complete. Goodbye good sir.

  • @oi_Ash
    @oi_Ash 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Yo Ted this guy sucks eh, let's go"

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 Год назад +1971

    The bear half heartedly charged then when you stood your ground turned and you know he was muttering “yeah, so tough with your bear spray, I’ll wait til you’re asleep”

    • @NAS_GEAK
      @NAS_GEAK Год назад +22

      😂😂😂😂nooo.

    • @mynameisgladiator1933
      @mynameisgladiator1933 Год назад

      Bear spray vs Bear - broohaahaaaa. I can tell that guys a liberal and so are you.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Год назад +23

      Dudes boutta get Treadwell’d

    • @countrydippers7189
      @countrydippers7189 Год назад +1

      Dead ☠️

    • @lfa5684
      @lfa5684 Год назад +18

      The bear: watch when I find out that can is empty

  • @dangthatstuff6887
    @dangthatstuff6887 Год назад +1147

    “Let’s check this dudes hood pass Ayoo wassup blood ,oh dang he got that spicy stuff cmon terry”

    • @CamDavelle
      @CamDavelle Год назад +43

      😂😂 that spicy stuff😂😂

    • @blakeprato8554
      @blakeprato8554 Год назад +27

      best comment in this whole comment section/thread i am loving the fact that you said
      “he got that SPICY STUFF🧐😅” 🎉😂❤

    • @I_like_turtles_67
      @I_like_turtles_67 Год назад +33

      Back up Terry. Back up...

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 Год назад +2

      *gets shot immediately*

    • @captaininsano2741
      @captaininsano2741 Год назад +25

      Put it in reverse terry!

  • @Onmy47s
    @Onmy47s 6 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like the kinda furry Prius you really don’t want get ran over by XD

  • @GhostedEgo
    @GhostedEgo 4 месяца назад

    Not sure how that guy walked that far to see bears with the size of balls he has. His knees must hurt

  • @wadaphuq
    @wadaphuq 2 года назад +832

    the way the voice switches from angry junkyard owner to chill stoner 😂😂

    • @Deferrybouman
      @Deferrybouman Год назад +13

      You want that hood you can unscrew it yourself!

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller Год назад

      Haha

    • @RikudoTrade
      @RikudoTrade Год назад +2

      Bro ofc 🤣 he saw flash back of his life infront of him he would do anything to show Mascunality

    • @dxgrimreaper1842
      @dxgrimreaper1842 Год назад +5

      “Cool”

    • @jayceonbrown3837
      @jayceonbrown3837 Год назад +2

      Yea, right.. straight Freddy Krueger then Cali's best surfer pops in outta nowhere🏄

  • @pumpkinsparks9224
    @pumpkinsparks9224 Год назад +474

    "so there we were playing tag in the front lawn.. And this Karen out of nowhere yells at us" vibe lol

    • @leonwizard5
      @leonwizard5 Год назад +5

      Right....imagine going into someones house with a big ass bottle of pepper spray, and a gun probs, and telling them to GET BACK.

    • @jonsingleton203
      @jonsingleton203 Год назад +2

      ​@@leonwizard5so you would let them attack you hmm and it's not there house it's open nature you realize we're animals too . The anti humanism is brain rot stupidity you probably think eating eggs is horrible but your pro choice

    • @leonwizard5
      @leonwizard5 Год назад +1

      @@jonsingleton203 🤡

    • @jonsingleton203
      @jonsingleton203 Год назад +2

      @itaintrocketscience5396 what are you 12 if your gonna attack someone online at least say something intelligent but that was stupid dude

    • @RocThaDon
      @RocThaDon Год назад +1

      😭

  • @case1883
    @case1883 5 месяцев назад

    The power and confidence in his voice convinced me that he was holding some real fire power. Those bears were lucky he didn't pull the trigger that day.

  • @magdimahgoub4129
    @magdimahgoub4129 7 месяцев назад

    Why does it always sound like the same guy having these bear encounters 😂

  • @WillMaticTV
    @WillMaticTV Год назад +122

    Poor bears like “ get out of here? Umm this is where we live” 😂

    • @playafly1776
      @playafly1776 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @musicmane4146
      @musicmane4146 Год назад +3

      This dude is sitting in the middle of a field with a pistol 😂

    • @briantodd4333
      @briantodd4333 Год назад +1

      ​@@musicmane4146 bear mace, not a pistol.

    • @WillMaticTV
      @WillMaticTV Год назад +1

      @@musicmane4146 people be loosing it fam 😂

    • @WillMaticTV
      @WillMaticTV Год назад

      @@briantodd4333 exactly

  • @kmoney3066
    @kmoney3066 2 года назад +1246

    “Hey you get on outta here”🤣 bear looked at you like “dawg you posted on my hood tellin me to get out stay right here I got sum for you”😂😂

  • @ix69yn
    @ix69yn Год назад +1

    I would’ve been like, “aww look at them! They want cuddles! Look babe, they’re coming over for belly rubs… omg” 🥺🥰😩🫠

  • @MrKBone93
    @MrKBone93 7 месяцев назад

    Good thing he was strapped! Gotta keep that thang on ya my guy. 🗣️🗣️

  • @TVhyrus
    @TVhyrus Год назад +263

    The bears were like "calm down Jamal! No need to pull out the nine!"

    • @michaelrogers1266
      @michaelrogers1266 Год назад +9

      What?

    • @MidnaTTP
      @MidnaTTP Год назад +11

      @@michaelrogers1266you clearly don’t get the reference lmao. Look it up on RUclips

    • @QTK23
      @QTK23 Год назад

      Rs 😂

    • @62crazylegs
      @62crazylegs Год назад

      😭😭😭

    • @sndn7733
      @sndn7733 Год назад +1

      When you entered the room it shifted the approximate position of all the molecules of air in the room.

  • @crusaderofcringe
    @crusaderofcringe Год назад +114

    “hey bro which way to town?”
    “HEY! You get back!”

    • @thisismebeingobedient
      @thisismebeingobedient Год назад +8

      "dang, alright. I guess we will find someone nicer to get directions from"

    • @tsrmmercy836
      @tsrmmercy836 Год назад +1

      "Honey I saw his car a couple miles north, we can legally ransack his stash if he's rude to us" "yeah those new California laws are great, I hope he brought his kids too"

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 Год назад

      i read this in korg’s voice

  • @Goshmclovin
    @Goshmclovin 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact: Bear mace is more effective at deterring a bear attack than actual guns.

  • @deadshot0908
    @deadshot0908 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like how he just spawned two bears in the sandbox

  • @Bushido1389
    @Bushido1389 Год назад +328

    "Good day sir can you tell me which way-"
    "Hey ! you get back"
    "Oh- okay..."

    • @World36599
      @World36599 Год назад

      Skyrim moment right there

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 Год назад +626

    With that voice you can keep bears at bay as well as teenagers loitering on your front lawn.

    • @Denver-tq3vf
      @Denver-tq3vf Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @One.Zero.One101
      @One.Zero.One101 Год назад +8

      Nah man, teenagers are much more persistent than predators.

    • @jamesstreet228
      @jamesstreet228 Год назад +5

      I got a cab ride once with a guy that had a demonic voice programmed into his GPS. Like "TUUUURN RIIIIGHT" in a bass rumbling demonic tone. It was pretty strange to say the least.

    • @Golden284-fan
      @Golden284-fan Год назад +3

      Dude hit um with the old man voice 😂

    • @SILOPshuvambanerjee
      @SILOPshuvambanerjee 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jamesstreet228 Happened to me too, except it was TURN LEFT

  • @michellewitt2071
    @michellewitt2071 3 месяца назад

    Holy moly, bud! Are those grizzlies?! Surprised the dad voice worked. They must have been full

  • @andrehooker3229
    @andrehooker3229 8 месяцев назад +1

    But, you're in their field that they play in gracefully 😂

  • @yourworldexplorer1
    @yourworldexplorer1 Год назад +203

    Him: "You get back". Them: "Ooh, this one comes with a can of hot sauce".

    • @hyattgotti3052
      @hyattgotti3052 Год назад +4

      Frank's Red hot.. I put that sh**t on everything😂😂😂

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад

      For real.. everyone who's been mauled the last 20 years have sprayed the bear first. Sht is a safety blanket. It's worthless. Buy a gun if you're in places like this.

    • @onexlifeonly132
      @onexlifeonly132 Год назад

      @The Quiet Kid what you mean

    • @pbase36
      @pbase36 Год назад

      @@onexlifeonly132 A bear nose is more sensitive than a human nose. Pepper spray up the nose must be sheer agony for them.

    • @thepain001
      @thepain001 Год назад

      Like the Doritos that come with tapatio in em lmao

  • @AnotherBlackGuy100
    @AnotherBlackGuy100 Год назад +1030

    This man was gifted with the spirits and spoke the bear's language.

    • @nonyabusiness9582
      @nonyabusiness9582 Год назад +7

      Uhm no

    • @Noone129
      @Noone129 Год назад +11

      @@nonyabusiness9582 It’s a joke.

    • @Noone129
      @Noone129 Год назад +5

      @Shelden Ring Never said it was a good joke.

    • @louisgee7671
      @louisgee7671 Год назад

      Uncle from another world?

    • @jas._x5
      @jas._x5 8 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @garyowen9044
    @garyowen9044 5 месяцев назад

    “Look Ralphie, dinner brought Tabasco!”

  • @Mr_Known098
    @Mr_Known098 8 месяцев назад

    bears Be like : Ohh sorry we are just jogging 😅

  • @gideonegbaidomeh5629
    @gideonegbaidomeh5629 Год назад +726

    Two massive killing machines approaching your direction.
    American: Youuu get back!

    • @AleV69692
      @AleV69692 7 месяцев назад +25

      Yeah like there's any other option 🙄

    • @mbuck253
      @mbuck253 7 месяцев назад

      @@AleV69692was about to ask what being American has to do with it. This person prolly like “dumb American! He didn’t even run… what a maroon!”

    • @Rutz47
      @Rutz47 7 месяцев назад +13

      F**k around and find out goes to Grizzly country

    • @jodebest
      @jodebest 7 месяцев назад +12

      Sounds like a to me Canuck.

    • @orbatos
      @orbatos 6 месяцев назад +14

      That is exactly the right thing to do. Make noise, don't smell interesting.

  • @jakkul26
    @jakkul26 7 месяцев назад

    You got me messed up you think imma bout to be in bear country without a big kaboomboom stick dawg
    That bottle of spicy water just gonna piss them absolute units off

  • @stevesmith1965
    @stevesmith1965 4 месяца назад

    I'm sure the Grizzlies would appreciate their meal providing it's own seasoning.

  • @velxm6652
    @velxm6652 Год назад +306

    “Anyways I started blasting”

    • @Pesso317
      @Pesso317 Год назад +4

      Right😂😂😂😂idk there's just no other option

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Год назад +7

      Something tells me that bear spray won’t do too much good 😂

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Год назад +1

      @@idontcare2851 i’ll take bullets any day

    • @ogreen28
      @ogreen28 Год назад

      Lmaooo 😂 😂

    • @FendiYT
      @FendiYT Год назад

      😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @personalegendyt9955
    @personalegendyt9955 Год назад +381

    When my depression creeps on me slowly

  • @KSingh627
    @KSingh627 6 месяцев назад +2

    The view is incredible but terrifying at the same time lol.

  • @dereklloyd6166
    @dereklloyd6166 8 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude acted like he was going to do something with the spray bottle

  • @rotorblade9508
    @rotorblade9508 Месяц назад

    “Let’s check these two humans over there, see if they got a weapon” “ oh, he’s got a pepper spray; I hate pepper; nah… leave them alone “

  • @Duckfootdewey
    @Duckfootdewey 2 года назад +1808

    New title: Bear shows slight interest in me.

    • @Jimmyjohnjoseph.
      @Jimmyjohnjoseph. 2 года назад +37

      The bears gave him a quick glance 🤦‍♂️ baffles me

    • @Bee-tj8gc
      @Bee-tj8gc 2 года назад +3

      @@Jimmyjohnjoseph. where? What the time stamp?

    • @Duckfootdewey
      @Duckfootdewey 2 года назад +1

      @F. A. 😆😆😆

    • @MembersOnly7.62
      @MembersOnly7.62 2 года назад +17

      @@Duckfootdewey nah I’ve seen videos of bears sneaking up on humans , they act like they not interested but trust me if dude wouldn’t have had that bear spray his ass was grass they was gon run towards his way so fast

    • @rarestparrot547
      @rarestparrot547 2 года назад +55

      @@MembersOnly7.62 you think bears know what bear spray is?

  • @jefferyleo76
    @jefferyleo76 2 года назад +677

    Those bears were like “not today Clarence, he has da oww sauce.”

    • @gnarghhfps3239
      @gnarghhfps3239 2 года назад +11

      Clarence.....lmao

    • @jefferyleo76
      @jefferyleo76 2 года назад +18

      @@gnarghhfps3239 lol. Seemed like a Clarence kind of bear.

    • @gnarghhfps3239
      @gnarghhfps3239 2 года назад +13

      @@jefferyleo76 after I saw the name .....he does seem like a clarence

    • @fredrichoshunrinde873
      @fredrichoshunrinde873 2 года назад +4

      @@gnarghhfps3239 I 2nd that

    • @dwaynedraineii7669
      @dwaynedraineii7669 2 года назад +2

      This comment is underrated!!😂😂 this was perfect!😂😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡

  • @ToryWalker-dv1qh
    @ToryWalker-dv1qh Год назад

    And this is how I would picture we bear bears irl lmaooo

  • @trentonveselka2018
    @trentonveselka2018 6 месяцев назад +15

    Dude really thought he was in control with that spray bottle in his hand lol

    • @livingcoffee_edits
      @livingcoffee_edits 5 месяцев назад +1

      No? It was incase they got any closer to them

    • @dickwellington8578
      @dickwellington8578 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ever been pepper sprayed? Bears have a sense of smell like over 10,000 times stronger than us. When bear spray hits their nostrils it causes a reaction much worse than we get.

  • @thepantyraid
    @thepantyraid Год назад +105

    Bears:"what a jerk, we were just trying to have a snack"

    • @draywolf4761
      @draywolf4761 Год назад +1

      "I do not need a snack"- Kratos, 2022

    • @papadopoulos656
      @papadopoulos656 Год назад

      ​@@draywolf4761"yes we do"- the Melatonin distributors

  • @mooham8762
    @mooham8762 Год назад +29

    Imagine a burglar breaking into your house and saying "HEY......YOU GET BACK, GET ONNNN OUTTA HERE"

  • @xSparticus
    @xSparticus 6 месяцев назад +1

    Pulled out that bear spray and did the uncle Chael, “I can’t let you get close”

  • @santossalinas4221
    @santossalinas4221 6 месяцев назад +2

    Telling the Bear to "get out of here"😂 like it's invading your land. 😂 that's funny.

    • @livingcoffee_edits
      @livingcoffee_edits 5 месяцев назад

      It doesn't really matter what you say, but what else would you say to scare them?

  • @TouchedGrass-0.0
    @TouchedGrass-0.0 Год назад +214

    Change Title to: Guy walks into 2 playing bears yard and points Chipotle sauce at them.

    • @evanwhite3914
      @evanwhite3914 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @One.Zero.One101
      @One.Zero.One101 Год назад

      “Get off my lawn! Man kids these days are so noisy and vain. Go back to twerking or whatever it is you people do”

    • @superhawk20002
      @superhawk20002 8 месяцев назад +2

      Even bears are afraid of anything Chipotle the next morning... especially since they can't get their paws on any Chipotle-A--Way.

    • @djz.p.e.6260
      @djz.p.e.6260 7 месяцев назад

      Aaaaaahhahahahaha😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭

  • @Malikcarr093
    @Malikcarr093 Год назад +101

    "That's cool😃"
    "HËŸ👹"
    "Cool😎🏄🏽‍♂️"

  • @RcTemplario
    @RcTemplario 7 месяцев назад

    If they stare at you, you show them your police card, lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Runandgundee
    @Runandgundee Год назад

    🤣 he just thought you was hosting an commercial for tissue an want a close up.🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimreadey2743
    @jimreadey2743 Год назад +325

    I think it's _way_ cool they were able to recover this footage from the guy's phone...

    • @Kaspeerlbc
      @Kaspeerlbc Год назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 Год назад +18

      "Man, dinner last night sucked. Tasted like pepper spray."

    • @ezkillguy8316
      @ezkillguy8316 Год назад +3

      This deserves top comment

    • @mangekong2951
      @mangekong2951 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @oystersaucee_
      @oystersaucee_ Год назад +2

      ​@@jackadams3878 maybe they're mexican bears, they'll appreciate the flavor

  • @dmoney5003
    @dmoney5003 2 года назад +363

    That bear look like hey hey calm down we was just playing with you. Haha

  • @ericstroud5823
    @ericstroud5823 7 месяцев назад

    They been sprayed before. They was like, "Not today devil!"😆

  • @adamluong8483
    @adamluong8483 4 месяца назад +1

    bro got the bear spray on him

  • @KB-we8ui
    @KB-we8ui Год назад +239

    Aaah yes
    The classic story of how my dad went to school

  • @xNecromancerxxx
    @xNecromancerxxx Год назад +500

    They didn’t run toward you… They were running, saw you, then stopped out of curiosity…

    • @jerylregina7392
      @jerylregina7392 Год назад +10

      word

    • @Kenleighsway
      @Kenleighsway Год назад +16

      All he had to do was say come vote for Rafael Warnock and they would have ran off with ease.

    • @darkheat16
      @darkheat16 Год назад +15

      He's telling them to get back like he didn't just invade their space

    • @OlatundeAdegbola
      @OlatundeAdegbola Год назад +1

      @@Kenleighsway 😅😅

    • @jjcharles7327
      @jjcharles7327 Год назад +27

      If you think those bears just "noticed " them out of the blue you are sadly mistaken on how bears move ..

  • @muncheez7131
    @muncheez7131 7 месяцев назад

    Bruh when u pulled the spray can 😂 I know it’s effective but if that’s all I had and those two tanks got that close to me I’d have become a dog and dug a hole

  • @stopdusty420
    @stopdusty420 5 месяцев назад

    Bear: I told you he had a cammer, can't kill em.

  • @bigburryboy
    @bigburryboy Год назад +300

    They just wanted to say Hi....skipping on over to u, they were so happy to see ya and would have perhaps invited you to dinner

    • @danielg.7211
      @danielg.7211 Год назад +13

      Reminds me of a quote from the Capitol:
      "If you're not at the table, you're on the menue"

    • @Rob-gf3pb
      @Rob-gf3pb Год назад +17

      They definitely would’ve had him for dinner

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND Год назад +2

      @@Rob-gf3pb exactly

    • @jameshunter1545
      @jameshunter1545 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Snipethebambi
      @Snipethebambi Год назад +1

      You to be dinner sure

  • @steveking9514
    @steveking9514 Год назад +409

    They’re so fluffy, you should’ve ran towards them for a snuggle. 😍

    • @omerdelacruz3rd818
      @omerdelacruz3rd818 Год назад +98

      🐻⚰️

    • @huffdaddyp4715
      @huffdaddyp4715 Год назад +213

      A bear wrote this comment

    • @steveking9514
      @steveking9514 Год назад +26

      @@huffdaddyp4715 🤣🐻😈

    • @dablack_music
      @dablack_music Год назад +37

      I dont think he wanted to get decapitated by a 800+ pound beast

    • @marcusbevz6500
      @marcusbevz6500 Год назад +58

      That's dumb to do because what could happen is
      Bears could catch covid

  • @srt_keith
    @srt_keith 8 месяцев назад

    lol he’s in his habitat how about you get back 😂😂

  • @bl8k3
    @bl8k3 Год назад

    He pulled that out like he was in an FPS.

  • @Cammi-Cat-XIII
    @Cammi-Cat-XIII Год назад +372

    “They’re comin’ right for us, Ned!!” 😆

    • @christianfreed
      @christianfreed Год назад

      Good thing The Bear Patrol seems to be working perfectly

    • @ultrablueberry2420
      @ultrablueberry2420 Год назад +5

      "They're gonna put us in a zoo like Tony, we gotta go!"

    • @isopropyltoxicity
      @isopropyltoxicity Год назад +2

      It's a Mexican staring frog ned!

    • @TheCpadron19
      @TheCpadron19 Год назад +1

      Thin out their numbers!

    • @jenarojuarez5370
      @jenarojuarez5370 Год назад

      First thing I thought of , especially cuz they didn't even come close to him LOL 🤣🤣

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu Год назад +4

    “Get on out of here” says the guy literally invading the bears natural habitat.

    • @JoeBidenHatesU
      @JoeBidenHatesU Год назад +1

      But without him recording this video then you would’ve missed a chance to complain. I’m betting you drive a Subaru with a vote for Biden bumper sticker on it.

    • @UserName-br5zu
      @UserName-br5zu Год назад +1

      @@JoeBidenHatesU Not American and don’t drive. Enjoy your petrol prices buddy.

  • @Darin-mm9li
    @Darin-mm9li 7 месяцев назад

    Type of dude to get into a plane crash and say “that was rad when’s the next ride?”

  • @cedracks3637
    @cedracks3637 5 месяцев назад

    Wow that guy was lucky those bears weren’t looking for a snack

  • @johnmack777
    @johnmack777 Год назад +375

    Damn that’s a crazy looking shotgun

    • @glass1258
      @glass1258 6 месяцев назад +2

      lol 😂

    • @916619jg
      @916619jg 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol thank you

    • @Packtime
      @Packtime 6 месяцев назад +3

      Not a shotgun it's bearsprat

    • @mizxer97
      @mizxer97 6 месяцев назад

      @@Packtimeare you sure?

    • @user-it4qo9kv8o
      @user-it4qo9kv8o 6 месяцев назад

      @@Packtimewe have the same name. Please don’t ruin in