I Brought The SHOCK To Shellshock

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @BYZE
    @BYZE  18 дней назад +233

    bald

  • @SxCD34TH
    @SxCD34TH 18 дней назад +170

    Brain as smooth as the top of Tom’s head

  • @Greendino2k
    @Greendino2k 18 дней назад +64

    Tom in this session is just like the hairs on his head -MISSING

  • @gabrielharris5446
    @gabrielharris5446 18 дней назад +103

    Tom is so bald he's not allowed to walk around the coast because boat captains keep thinking the reflection was a light house and crashing on the rocks

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 5 дней назад

      But if they thought it was a lighthouse, wouldn't they turn the opposite way?

    • @gabrielharris5446
      @gabrielharris5446 5 дней назад

      @ If the lighthouse is where it's supposed to be then yes. But if it's randomly on the coast it could cause ship captains to turn the boat into the rocks on either side of them instead

  • @Diamondvay
    @Diamondvay 18 дней назад +38

    The wind wouldn't affect Tom. His bald head is natually aerodynamic.

  • @tomnosocks
    @tomnosocks 18 дней назад +49

    last time i was this was this early i was tom's receding hairline

  • @CanadianBear92
    @CanadianBear92 18 дней назад +8

    Man Tom out here making mirrors jealous with how smooth his head is.

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 18 дней назад +8

    Man! Pretty windy out there, Tom? Seems it's run away with your toupee! Better go catch it 😂

  • @maniacal1870
    @maniacal1870 18 дней назад +6

    I've been subbed to Byze for like a fucking decade, and I STILL do not know the difference between Tom, Melon, Kieran and Snedgie.

    • @zachminajj9875
      @zachminajj9875 16 дней назад +2

      Tom’s the bald boy hope that helps 😘

  • @shockwave1539
    @shockwave1539 18 дней назад +6

    Tom is so bald he uses himself to go bowling

  • @YuvrajHanspal
    @YuvrajHanspal 18 дней назад +18

    Why are bald jokes the deepest form of humour?
    Because they cause you to reflect... 😜

  • @gabriellawrence7024
    @gabriellawrence7024 17 дней назад +3

    XD it so FUNNY how he sounded like. But he was spot on XD 12:00

  • @twisteroos
    @twisteroos 18 дней назад +3

    This is the content I needed today ❤️ Love you Byzey Games ❤️

  • @bearlife2212
    @bearlife2212 18 дней назад +1

    7:45 The trailing off, “Shit, shit……, shit…”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EvieWillNotDie
    @EvieWillNotDie 17 дней назад +1

    Jordan's brain is so precious

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 17 дней назад +1

    KANDIS! I remember him from the Uno video "GUYS! ANYONE!" *tump tump tump* "Test 1 2 3, I gotta new Blue Snowball"

  • @travispeck7460
    @travispeck7460 18 дней назад +1

    i love your shell shock videos.....yall are the reason i bought this abandoned game lol

  • @ultmateragnarok8376
    @ultmateragnarok8376 18 дней назад +1

    We always love to see shellshock gameplay. Get some bouncesplode upgrades for me.

  • @phantom1051
    @phantom1051 18 дней назад +3

    7:58, as an American, thanks Kandis!

  • @GoldenGodwyn
    @GoldenGodwyn 18 дней назад +2

    lookin at top of tom's head damages the eyes worse than the sun mate

  • @hokeypokey939
    @hokeypokey939 18 дней назад +2

    Tom’s bald head can collect power from the sun like a solar power panel

  • @deeeeniiiiss
    @deeeeniiiiss 18 дней назад +1

    is that s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-SHELL SHOCK?
    Byze you and THE BOOOOOOOYS got me into playing this god damn game and I've dropped 70 hours in the last week and already found some ppl I play with ocasionally.
    that bouncy ball at 13:59 felt personal BTW, I'd put crowny in his place for that one

    • @ShellShockTay
      @ShellShockTay 15 дней назад

      Thats awesome you found people to help make the leveling more enjoyable

  • @ocomolinaehain1795
    @ocomolinaehain1795 11 дней назад

    13:54 BLOT: Byze Lock-On Technology

  • @benaplin9861
    @benaplin9861 18 дней назад

    Lighting up Steve like Tom's head on a summer's day... good times.

  • @kobyhanson883
    @kobyhanson883 17 дней назад

    Crowny definitely had about 4 silly coffees before this and now bringing on the people who would say “stop Steve abuse”

  • @matthewdunsby304
    @matthewdunsby304 17 дней назад

    Bald jokes, I can’t think of any off the top of my head

  • @yomamasfavour1te
    @yomamasfavour1te 13 дней назад

    Tom is so old that when galileo was upgrading the spyglass to make the telescope he used Tom's head to increase the light levels in the telescope

  • @zakvitale1411
    @zakvitale1411 18 дней назад

    @Byze not using his moons is insane if only because of the sheer chaos it causes.

  • @markjohn4203
    @markjohn4203 18 дней назад

    It's the wee tanky boys again ! 😆

  • @dingleberry69
    @dingleberry69 17 дней назад

    Tom’s head is so shiny it’s brighter than my future

  • @kstroupe89
    @kstroupe89 18 дней назад

    Crowny clearly put his points into fuel

  • @reecewatson2678
    @reecewatson2678 18 дней назад

    Tom’s so unwanted that even his hair left him

  • @Tonypony-db5lu
    @Tonypony-db5lu 18 дней назад

    What you needed here was Bob's becon of a head to blind crowny

  • @zanewilkinson7079
    @zanewilkinson7079 17 дней назад

    NASA could use Tom’s head like the James web telescope to view the universe all at once

  • @Eluminator
    @Eluminator 18 дней назад

    The sun glaring off of toms head caused my blindness

  • @ColtBrigade45
    @ColtBrigade45 16 дней назад

    Bob, you're a fucking legend, in case you haven't been told today

  • @dj_mcfuggernugs507
    @dj_mcfuggernugs507 18 дней назад

    Glad Byze still has barely any idea how this game works

  • @RubiconBear
    @RubiconBear 18 дней назад

    A wild baldy has not appeared...

  • @Kaiberus
    @Kaiberus 18 дней назад

    toms 2 hairs are both fighting for third place, i dont know how this makes sense but yes

  • @thedeedjee6131
    @thedeedjee6131 17 дней назад

    At least Tom’s head is brighter than my future

  • @elegantw3217
    @elegantw3217 16 дней назад

    Between Jordy’s head and Steve’s neck they make up Great Wall of china

  • @southernmarine88
    @southernmarine88 18 дней назад

    The Steve abuse is warranted after learning that he listens to Christmas music all year long......

  • @SteveGVocals
    @SteveGVocals 18 дней назад

    Jingle BALD, Jingle BALD, Jingle TOM is BALD?

  • @theartknight9861
    @theartknight9861 18 дней назад

    What do bald people use to get a perfect shine? Turtle Wax! 😆

  • @kennyeye9807
    @kennyeye9807 17 дней назад

    I wonder if it would be possible to somehow kill Steve within the first couple of turns, so then he doesnt talk for a while

  • @jirokoshibailey2052
    @jirokoshibailey2052 18 дней назад

    Baldylocks and the 3 hairs

  • @JoJo-jt7dh
    @JoJo-jt7dh 18 дней назад

    mr. worldwide!

  • @Eluminator
    @Eluminator 18 дней назад

    Crowny is level 330 in gta and 60 in shellshock he has not gone outside in years

  • @ShellShockTay
    @ShellShockTay 15 дней назад

    "Look at you nerds being such high level"
    This honestly made me laugh given JeromeASF wants people like that in his lobby for content and easy wins lol

  • @jamesbaileyv2
    @jamesbaileyv2 18 дней назад

    Getting sunglare from Tom's bald 5 head

  • @TKDWN_YT
    @TKDWN_YT 17 дней назад

    It feels weird when you play without the twinks

  • @grandma462
    @grandma462 18 дней назад

    Not enough Sambuca in this one

  • @francescomazzucco6264
    @francescomazzucco6264 18 дней назад

    Miss the fellow baldy :’(

  • @PuffTheMagicDragon11B
    @PuffTheMagicDragon11B 17 дней назад

    Poor steve

  • @downsy_
    @downsy_ 18 дней назад

    Went bowling and accidentally went to grab Tom’s head it was that shiny

  • @kenzieuchiha1191
    @kenzieuchiha1191 18 дней назад

    Head's as smooth as a baby's bum.

  • @colio4498
    @colio4498 18 дней назад

    100 power 86 degrees to make it land on the edge of your circle.
    Every 5 wind I think is another degree

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 18 дней назад

    Anyone remember that old game from 1995 called Baldies?

  • @The_Mandalor
    @The_Mandalor 18 дней назад

    Toms hairline didnt show up either

  • @Mr_t0xic420
    @Mr_t0xic420 16 дней назад

    What we think is the sun is really just toms bald ass head in the sky

  • @equivalentkarma9110
    @equivalentkarma9110 18 дней назад

    something about this video screams hair, must be bald

  • @jar93jar
    @jar93jar 17 дней назад

    Massive bald balls

  • @CallieKou
    @CallieKou 10 дней назад

    3 stacked and ye had a moon coulda cracked em 9:51

  • @SmeaZo
    @SmeaZo 18 дней назад

    When Tom washes his face, how far up does he go? Like all the way back to the neck?

  • @bofflet7063
    @bofflet7063 17 дней назад

    So bald he's mald

  • @Buddyroe6666
    @Buddyroe6666 18 дней назад

    So the other day i was in the shop when all the sudden i was blind i thought it was a car reflection it was his bald head

  • @lurkingedge
    @lurkingedge 18 дней назад

    Wait, what? Kandis can't math. A centimeter is NOT .32 in. Off the top of my head, it's almost .4 in.

  • @ivanagustinortiz5237
    @ivanagustinortiz5237 16 дней назад

    Video is as fun as Tom's lice slide of a head

  • @moloc6872
    @moloc6872 18 дней назад

    Tom's an 'air stylist
    get it because he has no hair

  • @Xero-099
    @Xero-099 18 дней назад

    Keep steve abuse going

  • @josephm9937
    @josephm9937 17 дней назад

    surely my eyes deceive me... jordan won???? AND TOP DAMAGED????? IN THE SAME VIDEO??????

  • @iwantmykidssusan4941
    @iwantmykidssusan4941 18 дней назад +1

    It’s thinning!

  • @DanteVonLucifer
    @DanteVonLucifer 18 дней назад

    Jord, if you ever want someone to put crowny in the bed in shellshok :V

  • @d3monicbadger
    @d3monicbadger 18 дней назад

    Just one here's 2: Why don’t bald people use keys?
    Because they’ve already lost their locks!
    Why don’t bald people ever use keys?
    Because they already have a shiny lock!

  • @XX-jo8zw
    @XX-jo8zw 18 дней назад

    Steve's as annoying as Tom's head is bald

  • @michaelhollister1472
    @michaelhollister1472 18 дней назад

    50 second squad

  • @aldoturnbull6959
    @aldoturnbull6959 18 дней назад

    Baldy baldy over there, what’s it like to have no hair.
    Is it hot or is it cold, I don’t know cause I’m not bald

  • @kittenkommentries5796
    @kittenkommentries5796 18 дней назад

    Hairn’t

  • @AAA-dy9hj
    @AAA-dy9hj 18 дней назад

    Bald haha

  • @foxxinrox
    @foxxinrox 18 дней назад

    You had moons two out of three games and still used stuff like twinkler and mini-pinger. I havent played this game in like ten years and only got into it from watching you in the first place, and this shit is fucking killing me almost as bad as your aim lol.

  • @1isOneshot
    @1isOneshot 18 дней назад

    TURN OFF THE DAMNED WIND
    also bald

  • @Trinity_1873
    @Trinity_1873 18 дней назад

    Day 58 of asking for a playlist which in it everyone's speaking in a Scottish accent

  • @esbeng.s.a9761
    @esbeng.s.a9761 18 дней назад

    There not much to joke about with a bald raccon it just sad seing him spraymail the mask on

  • @DustyB
    @DustyB 16 дней назад

    No hair

  • @xmaswithguns
    @xmaswithguns 18 дней назад

    HAH! BALD!