Marvel's Spider-Man 2 - Quips, Jokes, funny one-liners and moments

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @DoomNation316
    @DoomNation316 Год назад +527

    I can’t believe you skip the “ruh rho” comment spider-Man made after being tackled by the robot dog. It’s something very subtle, but had me dying lmao.

    • @darkcobra1418
      @darkcobra1418 Год назад +35

      I hate that I actually forgot about that one 😂

    • @craigjuniormorrison4008
      @craigjuniormorrison4008 Год назад +29

      Yh that one was too good to skip out on😂

    • @heryantopecel
      @heryantopecel 10 месяцев назад +3

      yeah i cant believe it too. You should be a perfect human that cant let a single thing slip aside in the video or making a single mistake in your entire life

    • @mokodo813
      @mokodo813 7 месяцев назад

      Spidey likes Scooby-Doo. He’s got taste 😂

    • @camistheman8161
      @camistheman8161 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah

  • @shanedesilva242
    @shanedesilva242 11 месяцев назад +176

    10:30"Jonah!My sunshine You ok?"always cracks me up man..😂😂

    • @spider-boy5498
      @spider-boy5498 10 месяцев назад +15

      HELP! I'VE BEEN... ABDUCTED!

  • @ericle5366
    @ericle5366 Год назад +232

    “I’m fresh out of honey.”😂😂

    • @Uknown76
      @Uknown76 11 месяцев назад +11

      Gets slammed into wall at mach 5

    • @kevinteran5624
      @kevinteran5624 11 месяцев назад +9

      I was on the floor 😂😂😂😂

    • @DREARBEATS
      @DREARBEATS 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kevinteran5624some one explain i dont get the joke

    • @ManlyTube
      @ManlyTube 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@DREARBEATS The man Peter is talking to is wearing bear pelt and bears notably love honey.

    • @Rattrap007
      @Rattrap007 6 месяцев назад +1

      When i played that bit I had to pause because I was in tears of laughter. Give a bonus to who ever wrote that gag.

  • @NicoParasite
    @NicoParasite 11 месяцев назад +188

    "What are you, Vulture's kid?" Cracks me up every time 😂

    • @Motherofdragons4780
      @Motherofdragons4780 11 месяцев назад +8

      Me too, but I'm on my second play through now and it still made me laugh, but it also made me sad.

    • @last_chance_1a
      @last_chance_1a 11 месяцев назад +6

      No joke my first time playing I made a remark around the lines of "this that Vulture's kid?" Or something like that and when I heard the joke I thought it was funny that the game read my mind

    • @brentandreiii
      @brentandreiii 11 месяцев назад +2

      That made me laugh too😂😂😂

  • @Colowkey
    @Colowkey 11 месяцев назад +215

    I’ll always love Spider-Man cuz he’s the only guy that’ll say a one liner, then get launched a thousand feet through twenty brick walls and come out fine. You could argue some other guys, but Spider-Man is and always will be the best of them

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 11 месяцев назад +19

      Bro's a GOAT for a reason. 🤷🏾

    • @beanik835
      @beanik835 11 месяцев назад +11

      The fact that he lets himself get hit means that in the back of his mind, he knows his jokes can be terrible.

  • @austinforgie1069
    @austinforgie1069 Год назад +395

    0:57-1:20 Best quip in Pete's career as Spider-Man. My favorite 😂

    • @ccelite3782
      @ccelite3782 Год назад +54

      The pause is what does it for me

    • @Schwartzwindhero123
      @Schwartzwindhero123 Год назад +36

      ​@@ccelite3782for me, it's the whisper

    • @ccelite3782
      @ccelite3782 Год назад +57

      @@Schwartzwindhero123 the pause PLUS the whisper
      "...I'm fresh out of honey."

    • @XFlare17
      @XFlare17 11 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@ccelite3782add the music cutting out with it, and boom, high quality snark.

    • @gleove1
      @gleove1 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@ccelite3782 1:16

  • @ChunkyKong1311
    @ChunkyKong1311 11 месяцев назад +44

    “Let’s give Dima something that ISN’T spider-flavoured.”
    *Casually lowers down towards an unconscious guard*

  • @darkblacke7488
    @darkblacke7488 11 месяцев назад +31

    3:09 the fact that he uses Miles to hit the water tank, it's like one of those slapstick memes XDDD

  • @ghostkid252
    @ghostkid252 Год назад +86

    Remember kids, when you need to get out of a phone call, do NOT do what Peter did. Switch your phone to airplane mode. Then it'll give the other person a "call dropped" message instead of a "call ended" message.

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude Год назад +118

    "It's clowns isn't it?"
    ...Okay but now I kinda wanna see Kraven hunt Joker, like how weird would that be.

    • @CherryChrii
      @CherryChrii 11 месяцев назад +5

      kraven vs the fuckin batman 😭

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@CherryChriiYou mean "The Goddamn Batman?"
      I'll leave...

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 11 месяцев назад +3

      Kraven would be bored out of his mind going after Joker.

    • @athroughzdude
      @athroughzdude 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@FallenOne669 You say that like he wasn't bored out of his mind hunting Scorpion

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 11 месяцев назад

      @@athroughzdude Oh, he was. But Scorpion at least had some physical strength. What does Joker have that Kraven can't counter as easily as he did Scorpion?

  • @brycekennedy5935
    @brycekennedy5935 11 месяцев назад +55

    I laughed so hard during the dialogue where Peter was asking the hunters what Kraven was hunting.
    I died when he said "clowns. Its clows, isn't it? Good riddence, I say, " but I've had a phobia of clowns practically my entire life, lmao. I was like, "agreeeeed"

  • @deathbykonami5487
    @deathbykonami5487 11 месяцев назад +24

    Peter's response to the F.R.N.D is so wholesome that it caught me off guard the first time I heard it.

  • @dragonballisbest2723
    @dragonballisbest2723 Год назад +72

    Relax and be a good proton, stay positive had me dying

    • @sedulousproductions2859
      @sedulousproductions2859 11 месяцев назад +6

      Fr, my favorite quip in the game 😂

    • @LizardDoesStuff
      @LizardDoesStuff 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@sedulousproductions2859 fresh out of honey is a close second for me

  • @FaysalIsGoated
    @FaysalIsGoated 11 месяцев назад +14

    1:03 The fact that he actually stopped to hear what Peter had to say makes this even funnier😂

  • @thelegendarygitarooman8833
    @thelegendarygitarooman8833 11 месяцев назад +75

    10:21- 11:13 comedic gold

  • @TwinWulfies
    @TwinWulfies 11 месяцев назад +9

    ...damn, how did Peter make his "you're breaking up" speech sound so legit?

  • @nathanielhollas8471
    @nathanielhollas8471 10 месяцев назад +18

    1:15
    Its not even the quip, its the head-tilt that makes it funny

  • @REaDComicsau
    @REaDComicsau Год назад +87

    I loved when Peter and MJ impersonated J Jonah Jameson.

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan0
    @FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan0 Год назад +61

    I'm with Harry: "How can you be making jokes at this time?"

    • @xavierrivera3407
      @xavierrivera3407 11 месяцев назад +5

      “Bro? It’s not that serious. Just relaxe and be a good proton”

    • @Pilot231
      @Pilot231 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@xavierrivera3407 "Huh?"

    • @windknightavenger996
      @windknightavenger996 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Pilot231 "Stay Positive."

  • @matthewcloyd8413
    @matthewcloyd8413 11 месяцев назад +29

    5:15 That kills me I don't know why

  • @maazuponvelocity
    @maazuponvelocity Год назад +60

    0:05 Love that its a reference to the first game

    • @supremeseregios6810
      @supremeseregios6810 11 месяцев назад +3

      How so exactly?

    • @split2961
      @split2961 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@supremeseregios6810he says the same thing to Fisk when the turrets come out of the pillars

    • @ItsKomplicatedMusic
      @ItsKomplicatedMusic 11 месяцев назад +3

      yeah he's actually said it in combat like 2 more times i love it

    • @maazuponvelocity
      @maazuponvelocity 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ItsKomplicatedMusic really? Can you tell me when?

    • @ItsKomplicatedMusic
      @ItsKomplicatedMusic 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@maazuponvelocity when he finds the first hidden hunter base by the bridge and he starts fighting the hunters inside. i don't remember why he said it but i think it was there

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo 11 месяцев назад +19

    I'd like to think Peter saying, "On your left." is a reference to Captain America.

    • @beanik835
      @beanik835 11 месяцев назад +2

      In the DLC of the first Spider-Man game, he does reference Captain America. With the line, “I know a guy with a way cooler shield.”

  • @markblackburn7563
    @markblackburn7563 11 месяцев назад +17

    What I love the most about Spider-Man is his quips and great wisecracks. My favorite in this game was definitely the honey comment.

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 11 месяцев назад +12

    Cannot wait to see what lines he’ll have for Green Goblin

  • @DangerNoodlexoxo
    @DangerNoodlexoxo Год назад +25

    He just throws miles into the water tank 😂😂😂

  • @terminatort9254
    @terminatort9254 11 месяцев назад +11

    Why does “Did I just make a friend?” sound like it would also be a Deadpool line?

  • @Uzumakipavel
    @Uzumakipavel 11 месяцев назад +34

    6:32 he said it. He said the thing (kind of)

    • @LizardDoesStuff
      @LizardDoesStuff 7 месяцев назад +2

      YOOOOO

    • @garysheldonjr8379
      @garysheldonjr8379 6 месяцев назад

      Bro I didn’t catch that till now and I’ve played the game 3 times now..

  • @RedSsgw
    @RedSsgw 11 месяцев назад +18

    5:23 the transition 😮

    • @harv_ey
      @harv_ey Месяц назад

      Thankfully I’m not the only one who noticed

  • @Growlzagra
    @Growlzagra 11 месяцев назад +7

    I guess getting bit by a radioactive spider not only gives you several spider powers but also the ability to make quips, jokes and one liners.

  • @bradleywarren6362
    @bradleywarren6362 11 месяцев назад +6

    That honey joke never gets old

  • @kevinteran5624
    @kevinteran5624 11 месяцев назад +8

    Whoever wrote this dialog deserves a raise and a promotion 😅

  • @TheJaredPunch
    @TheJaredPunch 11 месяцев назад +10

    6:59-7:02 Again. Love the quips

  • @Maheshdalle..
    @Maheshdalle.. Год назад +19

    Jonah my sunshine 🥰

  • @eg20238
    @eg20238 5 месяцев назад +3

    3:54 "Never gonna win best in show with that attitude"
    😂😂

  • @AfterTheApocalypse26
    @AfterTheApocalypse26 11 месяцев назад +5

    The lines with the bear were fucking hysterical

  • @salmannader1762
    @salmannader1762 11 месяцев назад +10

    Bruh he just yeets miles into the water tank 😂

  • @russellschwartz3912
    @russellschwartz3912 11 месяцев назад +21

    Fucking love that Yuri is our Spidey.

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 11 месяцев назад +5

      He is Spider-Man the same way Mark Hamill is Joker.

    • @ijionclifton9148
      @ijionclifton9148 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@FallenOne669 debatable

  • @juliustaylor365
    @juliustaylor365 11 месяцев назад +6

    "How bout i smash your face"
    Proceeds to smash face

  • @zachinhyrule2351
    @zachinhyrule2351 Год назад +13

    The honey
    quip should have been the first quip in the video

  • @carterpIayz_YT
    @carterpIayz_YT 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I didn’t know there where bears in these woods” I’m fresh out of honey

  • @MrPurrito610
    @MrPurrito610 11 месяцев назад +6

    6:59 A Chef Master Piece
    *Chefs Kiss* 😂

  • @rye7839
    @rye7839 11 месяцев назад +6

    Fresh out of honey has to be the best one

  • @striderx8255
    @striderx8255 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Kraven hunts what man fears the most. That's all you need to know"
    "Oh, so he's hunting failure? Intimacy? Clowns! It's clowns, isn't it?! Good riddance, I say!"

  • @AaravKumar-gn9yx
    @AaravKumar-gn9yx Год назад +31

    I am fresh out of honey😭

  • @Gabimaru513
    @Gabimaru513 9 месяцев назад

    They knocked it outta the park with these quips💀 “I’m fresh outta honey” is probably my fav

  • @Motherofdragons4780
    @Motherofdragons4780 11 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot, "You just gonna sit in there and play with your pet rock all night?"

  • @MetroXLR99
    @MetroXLR99 10 месяцев назад +1

    They say Humor is a good way to cope during stressful situations.
    Plus, if Spidey annoys the bad guys enough, it makes it that much easier to beat them.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 11 месяцев назад +4

    Jonah! My sunshine!

  • @M64bros
    @M64bros 11 месяцев назад +5

    7:43 my favorite part 😆

    • @M64bros
      @M64bros 11 месяцев назад

      6:34 and this part as well 😊

  • @dreadster6997
    @dreadster6997 10 месяцев назад

    "Break in?!, I'll break them."

  • @karlsangalang1623
    @karlsangalang1623 11 месяцев назад +4

    jacksepticeye is right. Angry Peter really does sound like Angry Matpat

  • @Beanskingyt-jv7hj
    @Beanskingyt-jv7hj 21 день назад

    Now this is the best spider man

  • @Kakarotto-Lq84i
    @Kakarotto-Lq84i 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:16 best one

  • @Artisan1979
    @Artisan1979 11 месяцев назад +9

    Does anyone wanna see a PS5 Spider-Man prequel game? You know, like how Peter got started in the insomniac universe?

    • @joshuadesousa6668
      @joshuadesousa6668 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was just saying that!!! Especially with the high school flashback earlier on in the story. That should be the next in between game before Spider Man 3

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 11 месяцев назад +1

      There IS a prequel novel to the first game called "Hostile Takeover". It basically sets up all the shenanigans with Fisk and explains how and why Peter and MJ broke up.

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 11 месяцев назад +2

    Okay I have been holding this in for like 10 hours
    Insomniac spider man mentions yoga a lot. What’s up with that?

  • @gustavobretasrosa2017
    @gustavobretasrosa2017 11 месяцев назад

    In the BR dub he says a line even more funnier: “Calma totó. Gatinha ROBÔ!”

  • @oblebrun
    @oblebrun Год назад +28

    0:57

    • @KaijuKingTheRisen
      @KaijuKingTheRisen Год назад +7

      It's perfect, it's all so perfect, that whispering then him getting sent flying out the window.

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:17 never mind Looks like Peter saying Oh crap is just because of T rating I thought the symbiote was the reason he dropped it

  • @Boredrimmed
    @Boredrimmed 11 месяцев назад +2

    The best joke is miles new suit

  • @maneena46
    @maneena46 4 месяца назад

    Peter makes me laugh 😂🤣

  • @theultimatespider-websling3950
    @theultimatespider-websling3950 Год назад +8

    I’m fresh out of honey

  • @elijahbaker781
    @elijahbaker781 10 месяцев назад

    Miles could never

  • @MrGzillaman
    @MrGzillaman 7 месяцев назад

    We, are… VENOM!

  • @thegames2299
    @thegames2299 11 месяцев назад +1

    The best one I think is 1:04

  • @krystalmayes4591
    @krystalmayes4591 11 месяцев назад

    Pete is a funny guy

  • @krystalmayes4591
    @krystalmayes4591 11 месяцев назад

    The Jonah part was funny and beloved newsman my ass more like pain in my ass

  • @Jack-kx5em
    @Jack-kx5em 11 месяцев назад

    I'm fresh out of honey😂😂.

  • @OfficialVolcano6000YT
    @OfficialVolcano6000YT 11 месяцев назад

    0:04 Reference to the first game!

  • @noelcallio3765
    @noelcallio3765 11 месяцев назад

    When I play this game this part was good 1:18

  • @xLeonelll
    @xLeonelll 11 месяцев назад

    "Terrific" 🤣🤣

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:18

  • @DarthCobalt55
    @DarthCobalt55 11 месяцев назад +3

    Where's the Rick roll?

    • @Motherofdragons4780
      @Motherofdragons4780 11 месяцев назад +3

      I guess that doesn't count because it wasn't Spider-Man, it was Harry. It was hilarious though!

  • @Rowan_Atkinson
    @Rowan_Atkinson 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:56

  • @Rowan_Atkinson
    @Rowan_Atkinson 11 месяцев назад +1

    6:21

  • @jonathandiaz4997
    @jonathandiaz4997 Год назад +4

    2 days ago 😮

  • @bashbro1able
    @bashbro1able 8 месяцев назад

    Hot take: I don't find Yuri Lowenthal's Spider-Man to be all that funny. I'd say he's charming, but not funny, and this is a trend I've noticed happening with Spider-Man portrayals within the past decade or so. I don't think it's Yuri's fault either, I think he has the voice acting chops to be a hilarious Spider-Man, but the jokes he's given are pretty subpar imo. These days, writers don't seem to make Spider-Man actually make fun of the villains, his quips usually surmount to him talking mostly to himself in a "relatable and dorky" kind of way, which to be fair Spider-Man has also always done, but he used to shit on his enemies and really make them look like clowns too. I don't get that vibe from the Insomniac Spider-Man though. Just go back and watch the 90s cartoon, Spectacular, and even some of the older games and you'll probably see what I mean.
    This isn't just with Insomniac Spider-Man though. Tom Holland's Spider-Man, the Ultimate and 2017 cartoons, among other things, all kind of portray Spider-Man as this dorky, relatable little bean nowadays. And some of that is fine, but Spider-Man used to be a savage who didn't take shit from anybody too, and I miss it quite a bit. I guess a character that's been around for as long as he has is bound to change with the times, but still.

  • @RIPKobe-ty8us
    @RIPKobe-ty8us 11 месяцев назад

    1:04, 1:16

  • @xnemxre
    @xnemxre 11 месяцев назад +1

    lame ahh quips

    • @zababy2760
      @zababy2760 11 месяцев назад +1

      You must be fun at parties

    • @ALegendaryBlueHedge
      @ALegendaryBlueHedge 11 месяцев назад +1

      If you're saying that, you must think the "did your husband give it to you" joke is comedic genius

    • @xnemxre
      @xnemxre 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ALegendaryBlueHedgenah i just grew up on that movie, but real shit, ultimate spiderman (comic) had the most fire quips

    • @marlo176
      @marlo176 4 месяца назад

      The first game had better quips

  • @bandzinyojaw
    @bandzinyojaw 7 дней назад

    not a single one of these were funny

  • @angelusthor251
    @angelusthor251 11 месяцев назад

    Woke Man 2

  • @propheticmessages1763
    @propheticmessages1763 11 месяцев назад +1

    There is one God, who created Heaven and Earth. He made us in His image and likeness. He made us to worship and we chose to rebel against God. As a result we are seperated from God but God didn’t leave us. Instead God sent His one and only Son, His Son is Jesus. He was born of a virgin and lived a life without sin, though He was tempted in every way as we are. He went on the cross and He willingly took our sins past, present and future. Jesus died in my place for my sins, paying my debt to God and purchasing my salvation. Jesus died but He rose on the third day victory over satan, sin, demons and hell. Jesus tells us to share this story of the Good News and there’s a God that lovingly pursues us. Jesus is coming to judge the living and the dead and those who trust in God will forever be with Him in His Kingdom and those who do not will suffer forever in hell...

    • @Motherofdragons4780
      @Motherofdragons4780 11 месяцев назад +1

      So what your saying is... that's what happened to Martin Lee's demons? Mind absolutely blown!!!! 🤯 Hmm... we must've played a different game. I don't recall Jesus in the Spider-Man universe! 🤨 I'm afraid that's not canonically correct! 🤣

    • @billandbraden1439
      @billandbraden1439 11 месяцев назад +3

      Oh cool! Are you an ember spreading the prophecy's of the flame? Don't know who jesus is or how he relates to the story. Is he in a side mission?

    • @Motherofdragons4780
      @Motherofdragons4780 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@billandbraden1439if he is, I haven't done it yet!

  • @Rowan_Atkinson
    @Rowan_Atkinson 11 месяцев назад

    6:01

  • @Rowan_Atkinson
    @Rowan_Atkinson 11 месяцев назад

    4:57