The Mistress has TONS of FAITH! Faith in herself! faith in her minions! Faith in said minions to die in her name! And faith in bullets to get jobs done! HAIL HAGAN! 🍻🤘
Looking forward to the next collab! Hearing the Storyteller say "This is Bad Comedy *evil chortle*" caused a rare ASMR response. It's a miracle! XD (aka; my brain doesn't work that way, I tend to just get bored or annoyed)
Eager to know if they somehow one up the whole engine twist from the last film. Having the killer get vaporised by a Seraph maybe? The final girl seemingly dying only to come back and vaporise the killer to a metal cover of 'Amazing Grace'?
wait at 24:03 the serial killer didn't go back to his cabin sounds pretty unrealistic for a serial killer of his intelligence. just go through real serial killers and that is the point they get arrested because they continue going back and using the place, after failing to stop the person escaping. the im expecting the film maker to actually know anything about serial killers.
also, I hope the Story-Teller's autoimmune disorder has improved (if I'm remembering that right. I try to not retain too much personal information about video-essayists since parasocial relationships are bad for me and for thee)
ah so thats what they are called, in my head i have just been calling them x tubers edited cos i now see how it would look, in written form in english, x like xmas not x like ex
I would more readily believe that the dog knew he was in the movie and got upset than that any dog aggressive enough to swallow fingers whole would let something like a tummy ache stop him from barking at the intruder holed up in his closet. Also Lancelot must be the only germaphobic dog to ever exist if there’s not even a hint of blood on his muzzle. Family film logic: as long as there’s no blood, dismemberment is fine!
Thanks for reminding me to add his youtube link :). I don't know his plans but he wrote that bit about continuing with the show so fingers are crossed.
-insert joke about how using the Flanders Crossing in Portland is a more harrowing experience than this movie, that I did actually write but didn't want to trauma dump about on a yt video-
The rabbits who could have lived in that hutch could have kicked that wall down. Also, Henry Darger is a sad but fascinating case huh? Plenty of his artwork is well made and super uncomfortable. To me anyway.
Sooooo, the "best selling author in the country." Really. I know there is an audience for people describing horrible things that happened to them but I don't think there was bestseller material in that experience. And I also fail to see how you'd stretch "I spent a mildly uncomfortable afternoon in a chicken coop and then escaped from the idiot that put me there really very easily and without any harm" to novel length.
I don't know, CS Lewis was a pretty good writer who used Christian themes, and The Book Of Eli kicks ass. Of course, part of the reason Book of Eli works is that it acknowledges how Christianity can be corrupted and has the protagonist saving people from an evil preacher.
As a Greek person, I approve of reviewers using our cuss words on bad Evangelical movies.
You do exist, THE STORYTELLER LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!!
@@DiamandaHagan Of course the Greek exist. They invented gayness!
What an excellent birthday present for me! I always love your crossovers with the Storyteller!
i love that omega has become a sort of greek chorus... he's the ultimate hype and heckler!
The Mistress has TONS of FAITH! Faith in herself! faith in her minions! Faith in said minions to die in her name! And faith in bullets to get jobs done! HAIL HAGAN! 🍻🤘
Love your crossovers!
The Budd Dwyer joke had me in tears!!! 😂😂😂
Looking forward to the next collab!
Hearing the Storyteller say "This is Bad Comedy *evil chortle*" caused a rare ASMR response. It's a miracle! XD
(aka; my brain doesn't work that way, I tend to just get bored or annoyed)
Storyteller has matured!
Goodness, I certainly hope not! 😆
Can't wait for the excitin' conclusion of the Pray saga in Pray 3!
Slasher: You know the rules, only virgins survive!
Campers: It's a Christian movie! We're all virgins!
Slasher: ...Oh, malaka. *gets dogpiled*
As soon as the screen was mostly purple I just knew one of them was going to mention Prince! "This is what it sounds like when films cry"
AWWW YEAH CROSSOVER
God I love weird genre mashup movies
Eager to know if they somehow one up the whole engine twist from the last film. Having the killer get vaporised by a Seraph maybe? The final girl seemingly dying only to come back and vaporise the killer to a metal cover of 'Amazing Grace'?
Glad to see you're still out there, Mistress!
I'm like a barnacle. Ugly, hard to shift and seen by few.
I wasn't expecting a Cruxshadows reference 😂😂😂
Father's Day next ? heck yeah, i ve been waiting for this review since Manborg.
wait at 24:03 the serial killer didn't go back to his cabin sounds pretty unrealistic for a serial killer of his intelligence. just go through real serial killers and that is the point they get arrested because they continue going back and using the place, after failing to stop the person escaping. the im expecting the film maker to actually know anything about serial killers.
2:57 Okay, I feel called out, I only just bought some Cruxshadows last week!
They say it's your review, but it might be, the last one of your life...
also, I hope the Story-Teller's autoimmune disorder has improved (if I'm remembering that right. I try to not retain too much personal information about video-essayists since parasocial relationships are bad for me and for thee)
Thanks! I'm still dealing with fibromyalgia, but I just keep taking things one day at a time. 😊
It's my favorite Christian-Tuber!
ah so thats what they are called, in my head i have just been calling them x tubers
edited cos i now see how it would look, in written form in english, x like xmas not x like ex
@bjam89 I mean, to be fair, since I'm pretty well retired from my review channel, I could be considered an ex-tuber. 😜
I would more readily believe that the dog knew he was in the movie and got upset than that any dog aggressive enough to swallow fingers whole would let something like a tummy ache stop him from barking at the intruder holed up in his closet.
Also Lancelot must be the only germaphobic dog to ever exist if there’s not even a hint of blood on his muzzle. Family film logic: as long as there’s no blood, dismemberment is fine!
As an American woman I can confirm that this movie has an unrealistic lack of guns.
My parents had those couches in the 90's.
Pray 2: Prayer.
OMG thats great!
The amount of hunting I did to find The Storyteller's channel? Far too much...if he's not continuing where he left off two years ago...
Thanks for reminding me to add his youtube link :). I don't know his plans but he wrote that bit about continuing with the show so fingers are crossed.
I am continuing to fail to see the point of the pray movies.
I don't know why they're so exciting to camping either. It is clearly about to downpour judging by the gathering clouds in that parking lot scene
-insert joke about how using the Flanders Crossing in Portland is a more harrowing experience than this movie, that I did actually write but didn't want to trauma dump about on a yt video-
The rabbits who could have lived in that hutch could have kicked that wall down.
Also, Henry Darger is a sad but fascinating case huh? Plenty of his artwork is well made and super uncomfortable. To me anyway.
Sooooo, the "best selling author in the country." Really. I know there is an audience for people describing horrible things that happened to them but I don't think there was bestseller material in that experience. And I also fail to see how you'd stretch "I spent a mildly uncomfortable afternoon in a chicken coop and then escaped from the idiot that put me there really very easily and without any harm" to novel length.
Some people are better writers than they are actors apparently
could be best selling in a specific field, like new york times best seller in the category of "escaping a killer autobiography"
@@bjam89 Even then you'd expect it to be outsold by one involving someone who actually killed someone...
@@GriffinPilgrim did they say how long the book was best seller for.
Cos all i can picture is that fosh vid where he made his friend a best seller
@@bjam89 Now astroturfing I could see. Especially given the evangelical of it all.
Hi 👋
coals in a fire are devoured and turn to ash... oh christians... bless...
45:58 "Good Christian fiction." Bullshit, I don't buy it. No such thing.
I don't know, CS Lewis was a pretty good writer who used Christian themes, and The Book Of Eli kicks ass. Of course, part of the reason Book of Eli works is that it acknowledges how Christianity can be corrupted and has the protagonist saving people from an evil preacher.
people seems to like the works of Dante too.