A COLLECTION OF JOKES BY ARUTO
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- NO REAL SPOILERS FOR THE SHOW, BUT IT DOES COME FROM LITERALLY ACROSS THE WHOLE SERIES AND A FEW EXTRA SHORTS (PUT ABOUT WHERE/WHERE THEY WOULD BE SET IN CANON)
please god don't copyright strike me
also reuploaded bc i missed the one in ep 25 
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Aruto: makes a joke
All the others characters: ...?
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funi
*somebody can't make funny joke*
Izu: Explains the joke and ruins it
Aruto: STOP EXPLAINING THE JOKE!!
HAI ! ARUTO JA............ NAITO !
Cool!
It would be actually like this:
Fuwa while Aruto makes a joke in front of him: **Tries desperately to contain his laugh**
Izu starting to make jokes was a huge sign of her singularity
yep!!!
You gotta admit, the actor put his all into those performances.
I heard that was why he was chosen, apparently he was too nervous to think of a good joke but still gave his all in doing the typical Japanese Comedian expressions and gesture
I agree.
He was incredible.
Man, this comedian turned company president really set the bar high for the Reiwa Era
Im going to miss Aruto. He had a breathtaking personality especially being the first Reiwa rider.
Don’t worry, he’ll probably return in a movie with the 5th Reiwa rider or we wait for the 10th Reiwa rider for him to come back.
@@beyondanny4627 might even see (or hear him in the suit at least) him again next year depending on what they do for the 50th!
@@ampersandra-tj ya mean revice? Yeah probably in a movie
@@cybershoutmon9741 yes, revice! the rider we knew nothing about when i posted that comment 8 months ago lmao
Yeah well… shut up! (I knew it was 8 months ago and yet i did it anyway cuz comedy)
I'm really gonna miss Aruto. Though his jokes were meant to be corny and bad, but they were hilarious in how he delivered them. Izu and Fuwa were the perfect complimentary characters to his jokes.
But even without the jokes, Aruto had a lot of depth in his character and background. His growth and his motivation made him relatable.
To be honest the funny thing about his jokes is that no one laughs and he looks like a kid doing it
That's the trick to any good joke. It's all in the delivery.
Aruto gives 1000% to every joke he makes so even if it's bad, his over-the-top delivery and commitment to it makes it hilarious.
"There's only one person who can stop you." Only one. None, but one. Zero, one. I'm 1,000% certain that even his battle catchphrase is a joke.
Aruto Ja Naito
Here’s one I came up with myself, which only works in Japanese.
When is the best time to observe a rainbow?
Two o’clock!
Niji o miru no ni saitekina jiki wa itsudesu ka?
Ni-ji!
@@RaidEssentials303 Dang that's a good one.
Aruto makes a joke, Fuwa struggles to keep a straight face.
i have a video for that too actually lmao
@@ampersandra-tj send it to me
@@monkegod3781 it's on my channel! the 2nd most recent video (as of right now at least)
Straight up, He laughs at the life jokes.
Cool!
At least he didn't forget his whole career...
cough...cough Touma...cough
To be fair, it's hard to be writer when the world is being destroyed
Touma became a Kamen Writer
List of Dad puns:
0:04 Cold pun
0:17 Meishi pun
0:26 Shine pun
0:36 Same as Before
0:48 39 pun
0:52 Shashoku pun
1:02 Whistle pun
1:09 To wear pun
1:19 Love pun
1:40 Bouncing pun
1:50 Fuwa pun
1:59 Space pun
2:09 Subarashii pun
2:18 Shinen pun
2:30 Yey pun
2:40 Cyber pun
2:49 ZAIA pun
3:00 Jammer pun
3:09 Atsui pun
3:18 Seal pun
3:48 Bear pun
4:06 Metal Cluster pun *It's High Quality.*
4:27 Data pun
4:33 Zero-One pun
4:52 Happy pun
5:02 Anagram pun
5:07 Tennis pun
5:20 Lettuce pun
5:30 Same as Before
5:39 Continuing pun
Ngl izu looks so adorable at love pun bruh
The Metal Cluster pun really was high-quality.
Idk much about Japanese but I think my favourites are shine, data, tennis and of course Fuwa
Subarushi!
Sans:Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary
Aruto was a Funny President of Hiden Intelligence.
The beauty of Aruto
His name is Aruto
Now that’s... a show by Aruto
Aright! Gotta have Aruto!
I'm amazed his jokes through the series no matter how corny or bad, it still got a laugh out of me everytime. 😂😁
Aruto: *opens a school*
School's name: Now that's a show by Aruto Academy
What if the new generation Ultras study there
All of them: *We are gonna learn ALL about Aruto*
And his very funny jokes (there actually really funny)
Amazing!
New generation Ultra: Hai! Aruto ja naito
I really miss him. His personality was larger than life and although his jokes were corny I’d gladly eat off the cob again and again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS JOKES WERE CORNY BUT YOU'D EAT THE COB AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Metal Cluster turn into Mental Flumster "It's High Qualityy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Haii Aruto Ja Naitoo !!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
It’s High Quality indeed
Here's my joke:
I think geats and geiz will get along because they have the same gaze.
Hai Aruto ja naito
Hahahahaha!
*Shotrise sound effect*
*_PUNCHING-CHING-CHING...._*
How did he not get tired from all that screaming?
He is built different probably
He must know a good ENT...
I miss Aruto so much
Aruto’s joke rarely make the people in his world laugh (except Fuwa)
But boy, in our world, his joke and energy, make us smile happily, it is *Out of this World*
Hai! Aruto ja~naito! 😜👉
Pun wasn’t intended until I was writing the ‘world’ part! OuO
But really tho, throughout the whole Zero one lifespan, with other facts like Izu, Aruto’s smile really carries the show, that’s one of the main reason why it’s hurts the heart when Aruto became Ark, he have no reason to smile
I’m personally hoping Saber get even better with the last few episode left, since the first two reiwa riders, being the ‘most perfect’ example two types of riders for reiwa, Man-made mechanic and supernatural/magical, Every riders fits into one of these category, Zero one the science logical and Saber the magical supernatural, I think they are using Zero one and Saber to set a bar for the rest of Reiwa riders, Zero one did amazing and Hoping Saber’s first part didn’t water down the rest, basically hoping Saber do better now we’re in the good episodes
Aruto will be the legend as the first Reiwa Kamen Rider
Everyone now!! Hai! Aruto Jaaaaaa Naito!!!
According to what I read, Aruto's actor was cast because during his audition, he couldn't actually come up with any good jokes.
Aruto: Makes a pun
Isamu: Struggles not to laugh
The way aruto does his joke delivery is giving me Kabuki threatre vibes
I guess his jokes and his character are “One” above the rest! Ha Aruto Ja Natio!
The joke was in reference to not only him being named Zero-One, but that he was the first rider in the reiwa era.
*(trying not to laugh)*
@@jackmafo832 Don't explain the joke, Izu.
Was that supposed to be funny?
They're certainly not "Zero"s
HA! ARUTO JA NAITO!
A friend of mine got me into gardening once. We sometimes fight but there's one thing we agree on.
We have the "best buds"
Hai! Aruto ja...... NAITO...
(The joke was from Fourze btw)
I don’t know who in writing decided to make him a cross between a gag and manzai comedian but I’m glad they did
Even if they bomb every time, ya gotta love how he doesn't give up and tries his best
How are they bomb, those jokes are a real BLAST!
I love how his jokes are so wildly different between the translations. This tl has some of the dumbest ones yet but that makes them all the better :)
3:51
Aruto:Eh?!Youre really putting me on the spot here!
Im gonna use my bear hands for this...Its gonna be Polarizing...Good luck bearing this!
*FREEZING BEAR!*
Hai!Aruto Ja....NAITOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me: *Laughs* Thanks president Aruto!Youre so funnyyy!! Hai!Aruto Ja NAITOOOOOO!!!!
4:07
*Let's Rise,Le-Le-Let's Rise*
Aruto:Transforming into Metal Cluster,I went into Mental Fluster
*ITS HIGH QUALITY*
Hai!Aruto Ja NAITOOOOO!!!
Laughs in fuwa
I'm pretty sure when Aruto came back in the 10th Reiwa Rider anniversary season, he'll be the funniest character in the series with good actual jokes this time around. Hopefully if someone can hired by a good writer knows how to create comedy.
ARUTO JA NAITO!!!! don't forget.
The writer for this show can write good comedy. It is just Aruto is meant to be a failed comedian. His jokes are meant to be bad.
When I watched Aruto's first joke, the site I watched it on translated Siri's response as "it's going to rain on your parade"
5:52 fuwa couldn’t hold it in no more and laughed so hard something exploded in the distance
That’s how we start our new era. And by far one of the best Kamen Rider series I have watch.
1:40 Come on dude, not the right time
I like how fuwa wheezes every time he got aruto ja naito'ed
A.I can fall in love too.
Yes. A.I.shiteru.
Haikkk aruto jaaaaanaito.
Pfft
*''ARUTO JAAAAAAAAAAAANAI TO!''*
*Aruto Noises*
I just realized this, but Aruto's jokes somehow reminds me of the jokes Kyoryu Blue from Kyoryuger made.
even thought he a failure comedian but he still my husbando
Alright! Gotta have Aruto!
Man I wish I could rock the blazer and hoodie combo Aruto does
Gotta say, this is one of my fav kamen rider character😂😂 aruto is a happy-go-lucky guy and loves dad jokes.. his expression every time he spit those dad jokes are hilarious too😂😂 such a mood
Master of dad jokes
Dan Kuroto be like: that's my boy
Kuroto Wa Kuro Raida daa HAI ARUTO JAA NAITO 😂😂😂
When the DC Joker becomes a Kamen Rider
It's sad that even post canon, he only does two jokes. (twice in RealXTime) after Ark One. I'd rather laugh at his puns and give him that satisfaction rather than go through Aruto's demeanor as Ark One ever again.
I love aruto and I love izu
5:15 that humagear sure does look familiar not sure why *utage ja ogher plays in the distance*
How cold are Freezing Bear's attacks?
Enough to make Saber say "Brrrr"!
Hai, Aruto Ja Naito!
The Voice actor of *Black Clover's Jester Galandros* ladies and gentlemen
The funniest part is in the lady Rider mini series, Izu makes a bad joke like Aruto, showing how much he's affected her
0:48
Kamen Rider's first Reiwa anime. Weirdly way less of a rising impact!!
Hai!! Aruto Ja NAITO!!!!!!!
i still laugh at his jokes , oh my god
はい！アルトじゃ～ないと！
No wonder his comedian partner left him
I love this baby😭😭😭
I miss Aruto. Zero One by far is my favourite Kamen Rider series to date. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
5:39
*Ru ru ru~ ru ru ru ru ru!*
He should be called japanese joker now
This should be an end scene for episodes
He’s literally me
Oh yeah, Aruto's actor now first time voice acting as anime character in Black Clover movie as Jester.
Man I miss Zero-One... It was a great season of Kamen Rider ruined a bit by the COVID-19
I think if he was in the My Hero Academia, he will match with kaminari Denki
How my dad jokes should go
Like Zero-One.
He will doing good at Ex-Aid or Fourze timeline
2:52
_"the year"_
The Ichigo of the Reiwa era, basically
People : 😐😐😐😐😐
Natsumi : 笑いのツボ, Warai no tsubo 👉
People : 😆😆😆😆😆
*Fuwa: Funny 1000*
only Isamu knows that Aruto's jokes are hilarious.🤣
I think kanon also laugh at his joke when she meet aruto
不破さんだけなんだよな
或人のギャグで笑うの笑
5:39 Izu kawaii
*Ru ru ru~ ru ru ru ru ru!*
People won't have expected that the cool fumiya was aruto in zero-one😂
Aruto:HAI!ARUTO JAAAAAAA NAITOOOOOO!!!
Fuwa:*getting pained*
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me:sheesh,stop making jokes boy.
Oh no. He's cute
Fuwa try not to break
不意にクスってなる(^^)
社長のギャグ俺好きですよ www
Some of the jokes actually funny for me
Chotto matte ano "Choco" matte, demo chotto matte ano "Choco" matte, HAI, ARUTO JA NAITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:06 high quality joke right there
0:26 0:38 0:33 0:46
Tennis joke is the best 🤣
His jokes are so bad, they're funny
5:39
, TF?rururu in a nutshell
1:30 Ouch, was that the last episode of Zero-One? 😢
Funny
I feel like he should be kept away from Yang Xiao Long at all costs...
Aruto is the really very funny in joking😅😅😅😅
AYE U FORGOT THE SENKI ONE!
5:07 - 5:19 Funny, and that was close Aruto😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂