I feel dually privileged after watching this 10 minutes video. Not only have I grasped the power of functional languages and Haskell in particular, but also pretty much learned some working day-to-day Swedish and a neat biomedical application in the process. For that and the awesome desktop of cryptic cat pictures folders, I thank you good sir! :)
As a swede, I'd like to report a bug in the Swedish translator. Sometimes you should add random dots over A:s and O:s (nobody knows why). >swedish "Hello world" >Hfeflflföf wföfrflfdf
Very = f( f ( f x) ), which is to intersperse f between each letter. ABC => AfBfC => AfffBfffC => AfffffffBfffffffC. Very is saying perform this function 3 times. Very very says to perform this function 3 times, 3 times. or 3^3 = 27 iterations of the function. The number of "f"'s between the originally entered letters would be (2^n-1) where n is the number of iterations. Very very would make 2^27-1 "f"s between each letter which is a little more than 134 million. Times 4 for the total amount of f's.
+HolyGarbage FrungyKing here!! scyzzo is right. hines is wrong. you can just type in something like "length very very swedish greeting" and when it's done computing, it will say some number in the millions.
That was possibly the best video I have ever seen. I must have watched tens of thousands of videos on RUclips alone by now and that was simply perfect. It was hilarious, informative and interesting. Good work.
"With Haskell I can implement a working universal everything-into-Swedish translator in 9 minutes." "Wow, that is very impressive" "Yeah, and the last 30 seconds is spent making Haskell prove that God is real. No biggie."
As a Danish programmer, I agree with the premise that more f's is what makes Swedish Swedish. More Æ/Ø/Å's does make Danish Danish :P (for those who - like me - slept in geography; Denmark is next to Sweden).
It's been a while since I did anything in haskell, so for others wondering how you arrived at 27 applications of swedish, here's my derivation: given v=very, s= swedish, and that a function f applied n times is written f^n very very swedish = (v v) s = v(v(v(s))) = v(v(s^3)) = v( (s^3)^3 ) = ((s^3)^3)^3 = swedish^27
Just finished 'Learn you a haskell for great good!' And to celebrate, I'll make my first youtube comment and try to get some attention (any) from the great master that introduced me to it. You're video became my inspiration. Your really cool. Its a good day to learn haskell. Everybody should also learn it from Learn You Haskell, it's jokes are also pretty nice. Greetings from México City
+Daniel Herrera Rendón I thank you for making your first RUclips comment on this video. I tried to reply to this comment when it was new, but the 'reply' button was jammed for a few months.
LOL I'll try to explain what happened with that `very very swedish greeting` First of all, let's think about what result of evaluating `swedish (swedish "ab")`. "afffb" That one is easy, right? For the slow ones, what `swedish` actually do is insert an f between every letter in a given word. So `swedish "ab" = "afb", swedish (swedish "ab") = "afffb"`. The amount of "fs" inserted is going to grow as you apply `swedish` more and more, because it depends on the size of the word. If you think about it for a while, you'll find that if you apply `swedish` n times to "ab" you're going to get (2^n - 1) fs inserted. Going back at the original example, what `very` do is composing a given function 3 times. If you pass `very` as the first parameter of the `very` function, it will apply `very` 3 times to a given function, which is equivalent to apply the same function 27 times. In conclusion, the amount of fs inserted in `very very swedish "ab"` is going to be A LOT. Can I get my doctorate now?
"Some people think that Discordians take serious things humorously. That is not quite true; rather, we take humorous things seriously." - Principia Discordia
10 лет назад+5
My program terminated with Catoverflow at memory address 0x000000. What to do?
We are already doing Haskell programming in the jr. high school math class or even earlier. It's call function and its concept is mapping and substitutions. Don't need to bother with functors, applicatives, and monads in the beginning. Very soon we will face other problems and these unfamiliar names will come to rescue.
Thanks for this info. I hadn't asked in the video but I wanted to know about that. I had no idea that they're introducing it in high schools. I haven't been to a school in a long time and when I went to uni it was for something other than computer stuff. Thanks for that 'market' info.
Definition of a function and its basic usage was taught in the jr. high school. It didn't teach currying, functors, ...😉But this high school subject is the fundamental of fp. IMO, people have no programming knowledge but remember what is a math function can pick up Haskell programming more easily than those having programming experience. Btw, your video is awesome. Thanks for the sharing.
Thanks, kind fan. But I believe that you meant to type either "I certainly can't breathe" or "I certainly can't take a breath". Breathe is a verb and breath is a noun.
After much internal debate, I have come to the conclusion of liking your video. But please do us all a favor and keep the ludicrous amount of jokes coming. We promise to learn swedish safely as well.
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This is exactly how I imagine Haskell programmers to talk and behave.
me 3
@@mommababben Or me 1, if you are a C programmer.
With excessive cat images and all its glory
@@Evan490BC I think you meant me[0].
@@neonz2712 Well, no. The reasoning is the following: "me too" -> "me 2" -> "me[1]" in C.
I saw all those folders and nearly had a panic attack.
Sagiri I am having one..
same here
Ha, you fell for it! These are not real folders, this is the standard trick that Haskell programmers use to intimidate others! It's just a wallpaper.
Looks like he likes cats
And then the figs folder hiding in the bottom right! I nearly lost it haha
I feel dually privileged after watching this 10 minutes video. Not only have I grasped the power of functional languages and Haskell in particular, but also pretty much learned some working day-to-day Swedish and a neat biomedical application in the process.
For that and the awesome desktop of cryptic cat pictures folders, I thank you good sir! :)
+Kensai7KM Thanks for the review!
This has still got to be the best programming tutorial out there.
+Sami M'Barek Thank you!
it is indeed one of the programming tutorial videos.
perfect balance of informative video and hilarious jokes
Thank you!
And cat videos
As a swede, I'd like to report a bug in the Swedish translator. Sometimes you should add random dots over A:s and O:s (nobody knows why).
>swedish "Hello world"
>Hfeflflföf wföfrflfdf
Simon Carmelid
And an alarming lack of å.
RNG by definition violates functional purity so no can do in Hasklel :>)
@@Rosenzweigjcb it can be done, but the IO Monad deserves a video on itself 😅
The majestic mföföfsfe
The wönderful tfeflfeffføfnfe system
bföfrfk bföfrfk bföfrfk
It seems tö work. Now, if önly I knew how to make it stöp...
you need a second monitor for your expanding collection of cat pictures
He can also opt for smaller icons
Very = f( f ( f x) ), which is to intersperse f between each letter. ABC => AfBfC => AfffBfffC => AfffffffBfffffffC. Very is saying perform this function 3 times. Very very says to perform this function 3 times, 3 times. or 3^3 = 27 iterations of the function. The number of "f"'s between the originally entered letters would be (2^n-1) where n is the number of iterations. Very very would make 2^27-1 "f"s between each letter which is a little more than 134 million. Times 4 for the total amount of f's.
+Evan Hines You sure? scyzzo's math seems correct. I don't think it's infinite recursion in this case.
+HolyGarbage FrungyKing here!! scyzzo is right. hines is wrong. you can just type in something like "length very very swedish greeting" and when it's done computing, it will say some number in the millions.
I really don't know whether to like or dislike this video
I'm swedish and I've never heard anyone use that greeting. Apparently no one has ever been polite to me.
They just didn't have the lungs for it
Omg im crying havent had such a good laugh in a long time
I, too, shed some tears. Wish FrungyKing would take a page from Bucky of TheNewBoston and make a whole series of Haskell tuts!
Yeah! Make more videos on Haskell, FrungyKing!
You guys need to get out more.
Hey bro, do you happen to like cats?
I honestly couldn't stop laughing while watching this. Great job, you truly encouraged me to try out some Haskell!
+Złotowłosa Panda Thank you!
windows user and Haskell programmer? didn't know they exist!
Nathaniel Symer Dual Boot?
That was possibly the best video I have ever seen. I must have watched tens of thousands of videos on RUclips alone by now and that was simply perfect. It was hilarious, informative and interesting. Good work.
As a swedish programmer, I approve!
Jag med
Mattias Zippert Not a fan of the humor. But different preferences.
But what about a very swedish programmer
Hfeflfelfo ! ffeffleoow sfwefdisfhf fpfrofgfrfamfemfmer !
Haskell is great because of this video
+mattetis Thank you!
At first I saw all the folders and recoiled. Then I took a closer look and realized they were all labelled "Cat Pictures". I love it.
I have to admit, this is pretty fucking hilarious.
+supernewuser Thank you!
"With Haskell I can implement a working universal everything-into-Swedish translator in 9 minutes."
"Wow, that is very impressive"
"Yeah, and the last 30 seconds is spent making Haskell prove that God is real. No biggie."
Please do more of these, this is by far the best overview of Haskell I've seen.
thank you. I hope I'll be able to achieve a lung blower in life once.
I LIKE the abundance of whimsy! Subbed.
This was an awesome haskell stand-up. Keep 'em coming.
+Karen Grigoryan Thank you! Will do (maybe).
Incredibly, that both taught me a bit more about Haskell and was hilarious at the same time!
Great vid, I'd watch more for sure.
can you do audio books
+Ace shinigami I damn well should.
+Ace shinigami Just did my first one! It's the book "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison. Newest upload on my channel
You really sound like Casually Explained
This makes me think Haskell would be perfect for creating your own scripting language
This is probably the greatest video on RUclips
Thank you!! :)
This was one of the most fun programming vids I've come across. Good job.
This is hilarious.
+Elina Shakhnovich Thank you!
You are the funniest person I've never met. Thank you.
+Greg Walker Thank you!
This was hilarious, good job.
I didn't know a video about programming could make me laugh this hard!
This is amazing. I laughed throughout the video. Your channel is amazing. Keep it up!
Check mate, Atheists.
hey dude, be my friend
I have no friends.
+FrungyKing demon
@@FrungyKing Same. Only the demons in my head.
…you are the hero we never knew we *needed*
enthusiastically yell very Swedish "great vid mate"
Hilarious man. Even links in the description give you a good laugh. Well done.
This may be my favorite coding video
I'm so glad I remembered this video exists
Came here to see haskell, but instead learned swedish. Great video!
As a Danish programmer, I agree with the premise that more f's is what
makes Swedish Swedish. More Æ/Ø/Å's does make Danish Danish :P (for those who - like me - slept in geography; Denmark is next to Sweden).
It's been a while since I did anything in haskell, so for others wondering how you arrived at 27 applications of swedish, here's my derivation:
given v=very, s= swedish, and that a function f applied n times is written f^n
very very swedish
= (v v) s
= v(v(v(s)))
= v(v(s^3))
= v( (s^3)^3 )
= ((s^3)^3)^3
= swedish^27
Also, swedish^n intersperses 2^n-1 f's:
swedish "ab" = "afb"
swedish (swedish "ab") = "afffb"
So, swedish^27 = intersperse ('f' * 134217727)
This is beyond my capabilities
Just finished 'Learn you a haskell for great good!' And to celebrate, I'll make my first youtube comment and try to get some attention (any) from the great master that introduced me to it.
You're video became my inspiration. Your really cool.
Its a good day to learn haskell. Everybody should also learn it from Learn You Haskell, it's jokes are also pretty nice.
Greetings from México City
+Daniel Herrera Rendón I thank you for making your first RUclips comment on this video. I tried to reply to this comment when it was new, but the 'reply' button was jammed for a few months.
+FrungyKing :)
Just realised you have some Star Control videos too! You earned a subber by this combination.
I love this guy's sense of humor
Thank you.
The perfect RUclips video doesn't exist... 😳😂
I was digging through youtube learning about FP and this video opened my eyes. I am a master of FP now :D
My Lung Blower 5000 has allowed to be be a big shot Swedish Haskell programmer. Thank you, FrungyKing.
ok. haskell is great and swedish is FFFFFFF-ing GREAT!
Best haskell video i've ever seen.
dude I loved this video so much, I'm totally subscribed now
Swedish is also on of the most subtle and expressive of languages.It is possible to be sensitive to both it (or any language, really) and Haskell.
This is hilariously funny, this is how the internet should be. Important content you can learn something from that is also funny. Subbed and Liked!
I think you just won the Internet.
Love the Seinfeld reference.
came for haskell stayed for the laughs
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
this is the best very swedish video in youtube.
This is everything I expected in a casual Haskell tutorial.
Well, after a life of procedural programming, I finally got the föfflörrben, and will try Haskell, thanks to this!
Great job! =D
Oh my god your delivery is perfect, and I actually know what a functional programming language properly is now. Please more them.
"Learn swedish responsibly, always with a spotter" !!
Came to learn some haskell... left the video to order the lung blower
"Learn Swedish responsibly" --Robbaz 2013
Is this is really robbaz???
@@axea4554 Sadly, I'm not Robbaz. Just got the impersonation decent.
LOL
I'll try to explain what happened with that `very very swedish greeting`
First of all, let's think about what result of evaluating `swedish (swedish "ab")`. "afffb" That one is easy, right?
For the slow ones, what `swedish` actually do is insert an f between every letter in a given word. So `swedish "ab" = "afb", swedish (swedish "ab") = "afffb"`.
The amount of "fs" inserted is going to grow as you apply `swedish` more and more, because it depends on the size of the word.
If you think about it for a while, you'll find that if you apply `swedish` n times to "ab" you're going to get (2^n - 1) fs inserted.
Going back at the original example, what `very` do is composing a given function 3 times.
If you pass `very` as the first parameter of the `very` function, it will apply `very` 3 times to a given function, which is equivalent to apply the same function 27 times.
In conclusion, the amount of fs inserted in `very very swedish "ab"` is going to be A LOT.
Can I get my doctorate now?
is no one gonna talk about the "recycle bin laden" thing he's gone done?
lmao dident even notice
You made my day! LOL thank you :)
Hahaha! Im just starting to look into Haskell. The bit about the Ontological Argument was hillarious! Lovin the dorky/silly/clever jokes!!! :D
+myName Thank you!
The cat on the wallpaper is awsome!
my favorite part is how you keep clicking the only button that would make the windows pop-up appear again
Your pronunciation of Swedish is excellent.
This was so fucking smoothly delivered.
I rarely comment.
Excellent, hilarious introduction to Haskell. Thank you.
+Jonathan Tan Thank you!
The serious dedication to being unserious in this video is impressive.
"Some people think that Discordians take serious things humorously. That is not quite true; rather, we take humorous things seriously." - Principia Discordia
My program terminated with Catoverflow at memory address 0x000000. What to do?
You were trying to use the Swedish address 0xffffff but you used one too many Fs
Just add 1
We are already doing Haskell programming in the jr. high school math class or even earlier. It's call function and its concept is mapping and substitutions. Don't need to bother with functors, applicatives, and monads in the beginning. Very soon we will face other problems and these unfamiliar names will come to rescue.
Thanks for this info. I hadn't asked in the video but I wanted to know about that. I had no idea that they're introducing it in high schools. I haven't been to a school in a long time and when I went to uni it was for something other than computer stuff. Thanks for that 'market' info.
Definition of a function and its basic usage was taught in the jr. high school. It didn't teach currying, functors, ...😉But this high school subject is the fundamental of fp. IMO, people have no programming knowledge but remember what is a math function can pick up Haskell programming more easily than those having programming experience.
Btw, your video is awesome. Thanks for the sharing.
Funniest video on the internet. Thank you for blessing humankind with this absolute masterpiece
Who knew an interest in pure functional programming in 2021 could lead me to this hilarious … “thing” 😁🤣🤪
Your desktop made me have a catamorphism
This is tha best comment so far!
You are hilarious. 72 folders of cat pictures on your desktop? I can't even dream to beat that.
+Joseph Ching Thank you!
Functional programming languages are pretty nice. Thanks for teaching me some Swedish and other valuable information.
Amazing delivery.
That was so awesome I think I died a little. I certainly can't breath.
Thanks, kind fan. But I believe that you meant to type either "I certainly can't breathe" or "I certainly can't take a breath". Breathe is a verb and breath is a noun.
+FrungyKing Whatever, that's just grammar ... who needs it anyway?
*****
THAT'S hilarious.
+FrungyKing always I get confused about that, I'm Brazilian, thanks anyway, awesome video
Man that was brilliant and very informative, best programming tutorial on RUclips
it's a bit too much dude, YOU'RE a BLOODY PSYCHO! I love you so much
This is the best programming video I've ever watched because I also got to learn some Swedish.
I honestly learnt more about Haskell from this video than from a semester learning Haskell at uni.
"that's not just a linguistic convenience, it's also a linguistic convenience"
"that's not just a linguistic convenience its also a linguistic convenience"
you sir deserve a cookie!
when i feel sad i put myself this video to cheer me up
Not enough Cat folders.
You must absolutely continue with these lectures!!!
This the funniest tutorial I came across.
After much internal debate, I have come to the conclusion of liking your video. But please do us all a favor and keep the ludicrous amount of jokes coming. We promise to learn swedish safely as well.
Great video, specially the option for the personname.
+FrungyKing take $1 on me +ChangeTip. Keep it up!
The world needs more of these videos