Troom Troom is Mankind's Worst Creation

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Well, I know I say it in every video, but I can confidently say that Troom Troom is the worst RUclips channel there is. Troom Troom is a kids channel that produces some of the most surreal, worst, and just confusing content on the platform. It would take the nation's top scientists to decipher the video making process of this channel. Get ready for a video you'll never forget.
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Комментарии • 2,1 тыс.

  • @maija_
    @maija_ 3 года назад +1401

    Imagine taking a pregnancy test when you're visibly pregnant

  • @morganperry9198
    @morganperry9198 3 года назад +2212

    The facial comedy attempted by every actor/actress is the source of a lot of the cringe for me

    • @augusttheduck
      @augusttheduck  3 года назад +451

      As much as it pains me to say it, I blame Vine.

    • @morganperry9198
      @morganperry9198 3 года назад +72

      @@augusttheduck very interesting conspiracy theory.... definitely credible, Maybe they came with the viner invasion 🤔🤔🤔

    • @pizndiz7603
      @pizndiz7603 3 года назад +5

      Its coming from a person with devil horms on there head

    • @maltheman96
      @maltheman96 3 года назад +6

      @@pizndiz7603 you literally have an anime character with a mask on that says "silence" on it, maybe you aren't the right person to attack people's profile picture, bucko

    • @pizndiz7603
      @pizndiz7603 3 года назад +10

      @@maltheman96 dude its a joke i dont get it i was just saying a joke i did i insult her dont come and say im being mean while your the one whos begin mean dude its a was a joke sorey if u take this as a insult i just get mad when i get blammed for something that i never meant,lad

  • @furnace4030
    @furnace4030 3 года назад +4643

    Fun fact: RUclips kids is actually having worse and disturbing content than normal RUclips

    • @bossyboots4821
      @bossyboots4821 3 года назад +229

      Thats plain facts.

    • @muhammhadharishakimmasno5242
      @muhammhadharishakimmasno5242 3 года назад +162

      The most true fact among all facts from fact library by fact reseacher

    • @JoelMartinez-cq9wz
      @JoelMartinez-cq9wz 3 года назад +63

      IKR bro you’s my guy man mines well stick with normal youtube when i was little i watched normal youtube and i turned out fine

    • @airbus350ulr
      @airbus350ulr 3 года назад +18

      Yee

    • @thatdude._.
      @thatdude._. 3 года назад +20

      @@muhammhadharishakimmasno5242 sussus *among* us 😳😳😳

  • @elijahatkins904
    @elijahatkins904 2 года назад +294

    the fact that the slow fade in of "necrophilia" was funnier than the skit says a lot

  • @PhoenixVR_
    @PhoenixVR_ 2 года назад +55

    6:10 “Oh jeez thanks for the fucking tutorial”
    Literally died 💀💀💀

    • @T.A.P.O.A
      @T.A.P.O.A Месяц назад

      2 years and no comments? I feel bad.

    • @feathers7325
      @feathers7325 Месяц назад

      @@T.A.P.O.A Did this video just pop up in everyone's recommended or something?

    • @T.A.P.O.A
      @T.A.P.O.A Месяц назад

      @@feathers7325 yep

    • @zestfest_.o
      @zestfest_.o 26 дней назад

      ​@@feathers7325I just started rewatching Alot of Augusts videos

  • @thetinfoilfreak
    @thetinfoilfreak 3 года назад +752

    It's like they combined sesame street, Barney, and blippi, boiled away all the semblance of entertainment, injected the annoyingness with 2000 different steroids, and then let it marinate for the next decade. Absolutely awful

    • @Ptnndrd
      @Ptnndrd 3 года назад +32

      This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen and yet it’s so true

    • @thetinfoilfreak
      @thetinfoilfreak 3 года назад +9

      @@Ptnndrd thank you

    • @isaiah3735
      @isaiah3735 3 года назад +14

      This had me absolutely dying of laughter. Thank you good sir for making my day

    • @joeribazuin505
      @joeribazuin505 3 года назад

      Damn

    • @minimalism7919
      @minimalism7919 3 года назад +11

      Barney and Sesame Street I actually liked as a child.
      Blippi is just sad

  • @morganperry9198
    @morganperry9198 3 года назад +1826

    We have been blessed by the great duck 🙏🏻

    • @pizndiz7603
      @pizndiz7603 3 года назад +7

      Change your ways you have devil horns on your head bro wth clucker hey jk

    • @ericcoleman4840
      @ericcoleman4840 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/Rpnn2dNyHG8/видео.html

    • @pizndiz7603
      @pizndiz7603 3 года назад +3

      @@ericcoleman4840 My heart hurts so cringe

    • @ThunderboltSiren1003
      @ThunderboltSiren1003 3 года назад +1

      Yes we have

    • @lemir04
      @lemir04 3 года назад +3

      @@pizndiz7603 what is it can you tell us?

  • @berganholmes2753
    @berganholmes2753 3 года назад +294

    This channels description should be "If my sanity goes down, yours is going down with it" 😂

  • @eric8764
    @eric8764 2 года назад +183

    I love the idea of sitting down and immediately thinking, " What should I steal?" I don't know what it is, but something about that is so funny to me.

    • @eric8764
      @eric8764 2 года назад +8

      And then asking where the nearest library is to distract them. How often do you need to find the nearest library?

    • @MrBonesYT88
      @MrBonesYT88 7 месяцев назад +2

      "CANNED MARMAID" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zer0545
    @zer0545 2 года назад +99

    When I was younger, I used to watch videos like this constantly. And I specifically remember having absolutely no thoughts while watching them. I would just be mindlessly scrolling through their videos for hours on end. These channels are god awful and RUclips really needs to start slamming down on them

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +10

      Back in 2016 and 2017, I use to watch videos like these when I was bored. Some of them were pretty funny to me

    • @TwizzlerGirl
      @TwizzlerGirl 9 месяцев назад +4

      Congratulations, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem 👏🏻

  • @mayatheduck6682
    @mayatheduck6682 3 года назад +3239

    How did they go from simple crafts to whatever this is?

    • @augusttheduck
      @augusttheduck  3 года назад +981

      Maybe I should research the timeline, see what corrupted the world of Troom Troom.

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 года назад +192

      Imagine if the dhar mann universe mixed with the troom troom universe

    • @pizndiz7603
      @pizndiz7603 3 года назад +26

      @@augusttheduck How did this dumb life hacks start i remember the old days where life hacks channels where elite then these dumb youtube life hacks channels came

    • @sailorbrit
      @sailorbrit 3 года назад +57

      Troom troom corrupted in 2017

    • @LordOfPanzers
      @LordOfPanzers 3 года назад +137

      @@Undefinedde
      "Karen being racist to a flying zombie muslim mermaid paid her crime with the pregnant Thor and Pepsi man and she instantly regrets it!"

  • @Unfime
    @Unfime 3 года назад +1373

    the fact my sister watches their videos everyday makes me terrified for my life

    • @guydudedudeguy9030
      @guydudedudeguy9030 3 года назад +157

      Sleep with one eye open.

    • @Abyssal2808
      @Abyssal2808 3 года назад +93

      The guy above me is right.

    • @guydudedudeguy9030
      @guydudedudeguy9030 3 года назад +69

      @@Abyssal2808 the person above me is right.

    • @octonoob
      @octonoob 3 года назад +58

      @@guydudedudeguy9030 the person above me is right.

    • @till48
      @till48 3 года назад +25

      I‘m wrong

  • @9_1.1
    @9_1.1 3 года назад +200

    At this point yt kids has more adult content than regular RUclips

  • @alienpl107
    @alienpl107 Год назад +35

    7:59- yes because normal person won’t know difference between real skeleton and plastic Halloween decoration
    and the first thing they’ll think is “I was in bathroom for so long my partner decomposed”
    Unless it’s a scp universe

  • @VirgoCherub
    @VirgoCherub 3 года назад +67

    6:11 I watched this part multiple times

  • @Fspoke_
    @Fspoke_ 3 года назад +365

    When you feel like a disappointment, just know that there is people probably in their 20’s by now teaching kids how to use a literal razor blade to sharpen a pencil

    • @Dieclownmusic
      @Dieclownmusic 3 года назад +27

      See I’m not sure what bothers me most here
      1) they’re using a razor blade in a “kids” show
      2) that they need a sharper pencil
      3) that no one has offered to use either to remove my eyeballs after bearing witness to this insanity

    • @catkittenz
      @catkittenz 2 года назад +7

      @@Dieclownmusic oh i'll help with the 3rd one

    • @apugwithalaptop49
      @apugwithalaptop49 2 года назад +1

      and to poison their classmates

    • @coquettetxt
      @coquettetxt Год назад

      wym lol it's literally a normal thing here... I think since I was around 6 my parents taught me how to use a razor blade to sharpen a pencil lol

    • @Andydacoolkid
      @Andydacoolkid 8 месяцев назад

      Thanks:)

  • @captainbean525
    @captainbean525 3 года назад +254

    The part that pains me the most is that every character has the same voice. Half of what I was thinking while watching this was "wait, who said that".

    • @dontcareaboutmypfp2768
      @dontcareaboutmypfp2768 3 года назад +5

      ikr

    • @apugwithalaptop49
      @apugwithalaptop49 2 года назад +4

      Sometimes, I can't even tell who's talking because the narrator doesn't make any voices at all

    • @boss.mimoto6570
      @boss.mimoto6570 2 года назад +3

      They do voiceover so they could do the same for all language available on earth

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +3

      Even the men have that voice

    • @lucasomeister2823
      @lucasomeister2823 Год назад

      This is what bothers you 😂

  • @Palexite
    @Palexite 3 года назад +541

    Showing a Picture of someone putting a fork in an outlet as a way to “skip school for 24 hours.” Is actually dark, and grim. It drives me nuts that RUclipss moderation falls for the “made for kids”, even though the thumbnail is telling kids how to commit suicide. Just wait until a kid actually tries this.

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 3 года назад +65

      my brothers daugther put a knife in the toaster not too long ago, to "get the bread out" i wonder is she watches shit like this

    • @Palexite
      @Palexite 3 года назад +15

      @@Hoplasa yeah, lmao

    • @24flyingcats84
      @24flyingcats84 3 года назад +23

      It's appalling. How was it not banned?!

    • @9_1.1
      @9_1.1 3 года назад +29

      But it is a way to skip school for 24 hours, even with a bonus @%#^&*@% hours!

    • @seanstuhr2660
      @seanstuhr2660 3 года назад +15

      I skipped school by not taking the bus and hiding until my mom left for work. And repeat.

  • @Bamcrafting
    @Bamcrafting 2 года назад +91

    The weirdest part about this is when the brother says that his sister is so cute and she later says she’s been on dates worse than this

  • @YourNumberOneRated1997Salesman
    @YourNumberOneRated1997Salesman Год назад +34

    The "she's a mermaid again" made me laugh tbh

  • @lezaanvanwyk9202
    @lezaanvanwyk9202 3 года назад +154

    it's after midnight here... and i am ready to keep myself awake for this but troom troom is cursed.
    I work with kids and I honestly cannot understand how parents allow kids to watch this nonsense. It's so inappropriate at the best of times. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @augusttheduck
      @augusttheduck  3 года назад +67

      Im far from a prude but there are some seriously inappropriate videos on all these kids channel. It’s insulting to see RUclips act like they are so worried about what kids see on this site and then let there be hundreds of channels like this.

    • @lezaanvanwyk9202
      @lezaanvanwyk9202 3 года назад +18

      @@augusttheduck I totally feel you. like it's on the parents to supervise what kids watch but I've had times where I've babysat and the kids watch this crap where I went woah... eh no. No 7 year old needs to know about pregnancy tests or think putting glue in someone's drink is "funny" RUclips doesn't say shit about big channels that Bring in views but they kill smaller channels that actually don't make bs that panders to children 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @BenFoldsFan421
      @BenFoldsFan421 2 года назад +6

      @@augusttheduck
      I don’t remember exactly when my kids got into these videos… They are teenagers now and, after watching all of your videos, my daughters interests on TikTok seem absolutely decent… LOL anyway it started with the surprise egg videos
      I hated the surprise egg videos nearly as much as I hated, still hate, caillou. I sort of understood the appeal for these videos for people like preschoolers with my kids were that age at the time but after one or two of the videos I just got tedious oh look… Here are some well manicured hands… Oh here is a package with a surprise egg in it… Let’s open it… And then let’s make a big damn deal about opening the surprise egg…
      One day, a surprise egg video came on, and that’s when I started to worry about the integrity of the future… It showed a man opening a surprise egg… Some little plastic landfill future resident spilled out and he made a great big deal about it Rinse repeat… Rinse repeat… And then something different happened… The surprise egg man took the little plastic trinket put it back into the surprise egg and then proceeded to wrap the surprise egg in a layer or two or five of Play-Doh And then… As soon as the Play-Doh shell was finished he took it back off reopened the surprise egg and acted like he discovered… Untold riches or something Now I know I’m not the demographics of that particular video but I had to sit there for a whole minute and a half trying to comprehend how a grown butt man could in the space of a minute unwrap a surprise egg open it discover what was inside of it put the discovery back in the egg wrap it up and Play-Doh and then unwrap it again only to open it and discover the same damn trinket… I wonder if maybe did he have some kind of a memory difficulty or something because some people do have that
      After the surprise egg videos what is the weird candy videos like Japanese toilet candy… And then eventually we got around to the easy craft videos five minute crafts etc.
      Cookie swirl c Or cookie girl or however you spell her name was the first one to get banned This little twit besides being annoying and erratic inspired my daughter, still young child of the time to sneak and destroy some of her toys with nail polish remover and nail polish Along with other dumb things that pointed out two things to me number one I need to crack down on what these kids are watching and number two I needed to relocate some of these items that kept causing some of the problems and had to have a talk, several times with my daughter about what is appropriate behavior with her toys and asking permission for to do
      Eventually we made it down the RUclips rabbit hole of RUclips for kids and found this disaster At first it looked OK… Like that early clip where they were showing about the pumpkin? But eventually it tumbled into whatever the hell we’re presented with here… I worried it might cause brain damage so I completely yeeted it out of the RUclips access… It was absolutely horrifying and then there were those other kind of weird channels that toy on boxings and then I don’t know what happen with those but all of a sudden you heard the people from frozen hooking up with random people like Spider-Man and getting pregnant and then some drama happens and something something and I was like damn wait a second this is not good we will kids should not be looking at this this is absolutely legit crazy By the time my kids were older, old enough to be done with these videos and old enough to realize wow this stuff is whack now this channel especially not yours but the one you’re talking about here the channel who should not be named out loud is ridiculed and mocked by both of my kids as it well should be I think this is softening up the brains of

    • @mygod2529
      @mygod2529 2 года назад +1

      Y'know I used to watch it when I'm like 9-_-

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад

      @@augusttheduck those damn HYPOCRITES!!!!

  • @fire_palm
    @fire_palm 3 года назад +156

    Troop troom: "funny" sibling prank *sister* vs *brother*
    Also troom troom: "well Ive had worse *dates* than this"

  • @noahschrag2473
    @noahschrag2473 3 года назад +224

    Another banger as always

  • @laurawallace1346
    @laurawallace1346 2 года назад +39

    I’m so glad someone else noticed how Messed up these videos are. My 4 year old daughter always finds these videos. This and 123 go. The acting and everything is so stupid and childlike, but the situations are very adult. I take the tablet anytime I hear her watching these god awful videos

    • @skramzgod
      @skramzgod 2 года назад +2

      Good

    • @supergamerxltravelvlogs4629
      @supergamerxltravelvlogs4629 2 года назад +1

      GREAT

    • @Funnyjoke12348
      @Funnyjoke12348 2 года назад +1

      My cousin watches these too, while over at my house. Every time I hear it, my immediate response is "You should go watch that in front of your aunt and uncle."

    • @Astroqualia
      @Astroqualia Год назад

      Not raising your daughter yourself and using a tablet to do it shows me 2 things:
      1. You shouldn't have had kids
      2. You suck as a parent

    • @adudewhoasked7123
      @adudewhoasked7123 3 месяца назад

      common dad W

  • @Fellow_Schwartz
    @Fellow_Schwartz 6 месяцев назад +10

    6:09
    "Oh jeez, thanks for the fucking tutorial-"
    The calmness and sarcasm in this man's voice just perfect for depression-

  • @HldeklRyuga
    @HldeklRyuga 3 года назад +58

    August the duck: this is cancer
    Also the duck: let’s watch it together

  • @TheAimTrainer
    @TheAimTrainer 3 года назад +162

    Forget the fact of her “liking corpses” why is she on a date with her brother???

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ 3 года назад +37

      *S W E E T*
      *H O M E*
      *A L A B A M A*

    • @jazlynnsanchez5625
      @jazlynnsanchez5625 3 года назад +8

      siblings can't go out to eat together now? lol

    • @TheAimTrainer
      @TheAimTrainer 3 года назад +9

      @@jazlynnsanchez5625 sure to just hang out but not on a fucking date! Are you stupid or did you not read my comment correctly???? That points to them possible dating and that’s just disgusting due to incest

    • @mynamedoesntfi--6161
      @mynamedoesntfi--6161 3 года назад +2

      That wasn't her brother?

    • @TheAimTrainer
      @TheAimTrainer 3 года назад +3

      @@mynamedoesntfi--6161 watch that part again…

  • @emvyst3618
    @emvyst3618 3 года назад +73

    I love it when at the beginning the narrator, in the most cheerful voice possible, yells *"YOU'RE DEAD!"*

    • @Pookie_slayed
      @Pookie_slayed 9 месяцев назад

      Now 70👹​@Foxes_boneSs

  • @Xennmeme
    @Xennmeme 2 года назад +12

    7:45 hes not telling you to do this dont do this

  • @CannyPhoenix
    @CannyPhoenix 2 года назад +10

    6:58 NO AUGUST I SAID LETS NOT WATCH THAT

  • @decembercat8524
    @decembercat8524 3 года назад +74

    My little sister watches this every day all the time and every time I walk in her room I feel like dying

    • @TotallyAHuman
      @TotallyAHuman 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 3 года назад +11

      Honestly, why are these videos appealing to children? Idk

    • @MinqApoc
      @MinqApoc 3 года назад +1

      Maybe talk to your parents how your little sister is frying her brain cells on a daily basis and you don't want her to become a vegetable in record time? Srsly.

    • @laurenpulford7074
      @laurenpulford7074 3 года назад +6

      @@wafflies8790 I think it’s the high pitched enthusiastic voice, and the weird and silly concepts

    • @Dieclownmusic
      @Dieclownmusic 3 года назад

      I think your sisters the one closer to death here mate, who the hell suggests a utility knife to a kid

  • @Glitchy221B
    @Glitchy221B 3 года назад +15

    hold on why is nobody talking about 9:17

  • @ISZRAIL
    @ISZRAIL 3 года назад +18

    7:00 NO ONE SAID THAT SHIT

  • @TheSnamwich
    @TheSnamwich 2 года назад +6

    Hold on… they were on a date … sister VS Brother pranks…
    *Sweet Home Alabama*

    • @JustaCherry477
      @JustaCherry477 Год назад +1

      I'm pretty sure the brother was paying the boyfriend to prank her

  • @JPAB9680
    @JPAB9680 Год назад +7

    8:44 are we not gonna talk about the fact that the drawer closing and opening sounds like a minecraft barrel?

  • @jakeward2984
    @jakeward2984 3 года назад +40

    When he said “that is enough troom troom for today” I thought he was saying trauma instead of troom 😂

  • @jurajbucek6900
    @jurajbucek6900 3 года назад +29

    8:15 when the impostor is SUS

    • @collinkeyser6827
      @collinkeyser6827 Месяц назад

      I Don't Think That's What He's Talking About.

  • @zikereto
    @zikereto 3 года назад +29

    8:07 :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • @M4rk_is_Q
    @M4rk_is_Q 3 года назад +18

    5:43 that fortnite sound killed me

  • @Polska.odwala
    @Polska.odwala Год назад +5

    8:35 is it just me or you kinda sounded like Peter Griffin💀

  • @littlej7866
    @littlej7866 3 года назад +21

    6:05 had me dyin wtf💀💀💀

  • @blearygaming5144
    @blearygaming5144 3 года назад +31

    The part where he said he found a vid that shows you how to skip school by putting a fork in an outlet, had me dying lol

    • @Handlesarestoopid
      @Handlesarestoopid 2 года назад

      I'm sure you'd be dying even more if you actually put the fork in the socket

  • @gojira4036
    @gojira4036 3 года назад +29

    6:33
    This is the worst sin in the video.
    That is supposed to be a snickers bar and everyone knows that!

  • @BoredGerman
    @BoredGerman 2 года назад +10

    3:30 he obviously is new to using a saw we proffesionals know if you want to get something of a hand just cut the whole hand off pfffff rookie mistake

  • @rexadongd5981
    @rexadongd5981 3 года назад +33

    I love how he always drags us into this

    • @BirdDuck
      @BirdDuck 2 года назад +2

      He can't experience the pain himself.

  • @scrateswpo1659
    @scrateswpo1659 3 года назад +20

    8:03 are we not going to question how it is a brother vs sister pranks video and they are on a date????

  • @bbyjscx
    @bbyjscx 2 года назад +9

    The scary thing is, kids can be watching some normal cartoon and the links of recommendations become progressively more obscene and inappropriate, you end up down some wierd trippy creepy rabbit hole

  • @gustavofring9847
    @gustavofring9847 2 года назад +3

    sorry I thought I did not click on a video about drug use but I guess I did

  • @tylerveach453
    @tylerveach453 3 года назад +15

    "Draw a skeleton on skinny jeans with fabric paint!" **starts a nice and easy line** "Add shades" **a whole bottom half of a skeleton**

  • @swivilposter8945
    @swivilposter8945 3 года назад +13

    2:35
    No no no noooooo i dont wanna go...ah fuck it

  • @-_-8123
    @-_-8123 3 года назад +11

    listening to the narrators voice makes me want to reenact the joker scene but be on the receiving end of the bullet

  • @dumb_1dot
    @dumb_1dot Год назад +6

    9:31 Is it just me or is that Molotov

  • @seiros575
    @seiros575 3 года назад +16

    The way the bag thief screamed though. It was so hilarious.

  • @zerdiak6488
    @zerdiak6488 3 года назад +17

    Pls, save me. I need a gaurdian. This is uncomfortable.

  • @derpygamer2142
    @derpygamer2142 3 года назад +21

    4:55 we gonna talk about the fact that they spelt mermaid wrong on the can

  • @eranda5191
    @eranda5191 3 года назад +10

    7:05 *Alabama intensifies

  • @TheRealHorizonGD
    @TheRealHorizonGD Год назад +6

    7:53 sans undertale reference😱🥶

  • @ACharmingSock
    @ACharmingSock 2 года назад +8

    If I was on a date and I saw that instead of the girl I was with there was a plastic skeleton, I'd probably laugh my ass off

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 Год назад +1

      Same, it’s less of a prank and more of just a funny joke 😆

  • @amarismith5784
    @amarismith5784 3 года назад +12

    Fun fact: They don't use they're actual voices because they're afraid that they're voice sounds bad

  • @drer584
    @drer584 3 года назад +16

    9:54 flex tape

  • @pinguinlord1319
    @pinguinlord1319 3 года назад +13

    9:40 im worried because my first reaction after "why would anyone do this?" was "thats what you have a pocketknife for, dipass"

  • @HolyCobalt
    @HolyCobalt 2 года назад +10

    3:47 doom guys pain sound/a guy taking a shit

  • @addisonpaige4096
    @addisonpaige4096 2 года назад +4

    i love the end. "omg that video wanted me to get in my car and Troom Troom off a bridge." amazing.

  • @vantablack4288
    @vantablack4288 3 года назад +17

    “Enough troomtroom for a day” no, lifetime however yes.

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 года назад +16

    cutting off someone’s braids is probably a blessing, have you tried to go to sleep with braids? because i can guarantee you’re not gonna spend your remaining 50 something years untying all those rubber bands

    • @cesargarza3925
      @cesargarza3925 3 года назад +1

      God as someone who done this. 100% agree. The pain is- *wow* just *wow* 😀

  • @papajohn5081
    @papajohn5081 3 года назад +13

    0:13 if you play Hello Neighbor or have played Secret Neighbor Christmas alpha, you would know that placeholder laugh.

  • @VDOTU5
    @VDOTU5 3 года назад +6

    9:10 She looked like she was about to sniff bis seat

  • @kevinotoole9576
    @kevinotoole9576 3 года назад +3

    I'm convinced these videos are made to make your children misbehave and become stupid.

  • @nolanvaliquette9969
    @nolanvaliquette9969 3 года назад +8

    Just the voice…..just the voice is able to torture you to the explosion of your ears…

  • @tabithahogan1014
    @tabithahogan1014 3 года назад +15

    2:14 that voice and the way that he says it is absolutly fantastic

  • @AREderp
    @AREderp 3 года назад +14

    I physically had to stop myself from throwing my phone against the wall while watching this, it’s safe to say that the title didn’t lie

  • @pastel_rainbowslolz
    @pastel_rainbowslolz 2 года назад +8

    4:09 this face is pure evil knowing you are poisoning kids literally and figuratively

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 Год назад +9

    3:55 NOT THE IMOVIE STOCK SOUND EFFECTS

  • @TheTimeFreezer.
    @TheTimeFreezer. 3 года назад +14

    1:01 made me laugh for some reason

  • @TheTiny_Cowboy
    @TheTiny_Cowboy 3 года назад +16

    august you have shown me so many people that make my hopes for this world decline an enourmous amount

  • @sirduck2322
    @sirduck2322 3 года назад +12

    0:53 this one works my brother tried it

  • @nateplays6067
    @nateplays6067 2 года назад +10

    5:31 very nice

  • @scooteryooper3133
    @scooteryooper3133 2 года назад +3

    6:39 That guy in the background is thinking what were all thinking

  • @Supreme-Machine
    @Supreme-Machine 3 года назад +5

    bro you're like cr1tikal but higher pitched voice
    this isn't an insult
    both good channels
    so ye

  • @isacharles599
    @isacharles599 3 года назад +13

    4:24 10/10 realism

    • @BirdDuck
      @BirdDuck 2 года назад +2

      Your classroom doesn't get rain every once in a while?

  • @scarlett2536
    @scarlett2536 3 года назад +7

    6:42. Does that guy have plasters for earrings?

  • @jamiwami
    @jamiwami Год назад +3

    Omg why can’t RUclips kids just stick to allowing kids videos that were beneficial for their education instead of this abomination??

  • @Rath2049
    @Rath2049 2 года назад +9

    6:53 looks like they attracted the BTS stans too (I’m joking lol)

  • @nickolasbutler2356
    @nickolasbutler2356 3 года назад +11

    I love how he questioned the mixed drinks but didn't question how fast it switched between scenes before that

  • @Lynn-Lynn-Lynn
    @Lynn-Lynn-Lynn 3 года назад +6

    Why is no one talking about wanting to take their car and troom troom off the bridge 😂😂

  • @dontcallmecarson346
    @dontcallmecarson346 3 года назад +4

    8:04 I thought this was sister and brother pranks, but they’re on a date?

    • @dollpartsgirl
      @dollpartsgirl 3 года назад +1

      sweet home Alabama
      wHeRe ThE sKiEs ArE bLuE

    • @lemir04
      @lemir04 3 года назад

      @@dollpartsgirl The union are coming

    • @sunniexsummer
      @sunniexsummer Год назад

      No the brother payed the date to prank her

  • @FiyasGideon
    @FiyasGideon Год назад +2

    "oh geez. Thanks for the fucking tutorial." Killed me

  • @ByPrxyXBX
    @ByPrxyXBX 3 года назад +8

    10:03 gorilla tape is just made different.

  • @Spicynoodlesssss
    @Spicynoodlesssss Год назад +6

    Why he rarely talks is this accent 5:49 🤨

    • @tropicalcoast02
      @tropicalcoast02 2 месяца назад

      Because it’s rare and he doesn’t talk like that.

  • @owencooper6277
    @owencooper6277 3 года назад +3

    The troom troom narrater sounds like me when I'm pretending to be happy

  • @Andrew-qs6ml
    @Andrew-qs6ml 2 года назад +3

    I love how he is scared of evryone realising that she is a mermaid and he doesnt give a s*it about her Being a zombie

  • @remaselwarky3256
    @remaselwarky3256 3 года назад +10

    5:20: THATS OFFENSIVE

    • @BirdDuck
      @BirdDuck 2 года назад +1

      Asking people to subscribe?

  • @JDM0bsession
    @JDM0bsession 3 года назад +7

    8:49 doe

  • @Rio_SenpaiYT
    @Rio_SenpaiYT 3 года назад +5

    "in the future , humor will be randomly generated" man it's already happening

  • @randomdoseofstuff8297
    @randomdoseofstuff8297 3 года назад +6

    The can said “Canned Marmaid” I’m pretty sure there is only 1 A in mermaid

    • @cesargarza3925
      @cesargarza3925 3 года назад

      Maybe they meant marmalade? But I mean even then it’s spelt wrong

    • @angelouobrero1593
      @angelouobrero1593 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure that it's intended to be a Pun Of the 2 words Marmalade And Mermaid Merged together

  • @diegoayard5778
    @diegoayard5778 3 года назад +4

    “You know I’ve seen a couple of videos start off similar to this” lol can’t believe this man

  • @loucasad1598
    @loucasad1598 9 месяцев назад +2

    8:10 "You know I’ve seen a couple of other video start out pretty similar to this" had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @johannsanchocuevas7854
    @johannsanchocuevas7854 3 года назад +3

    AugustTheDuck is the best mankind's creation

  • @raenfox
    @raenfox 3 года назад +5

    Every one of these videos is like getting a look into the abyss. Let's just hope the abyss doesn't look back one day. Also, anyone else appreciate the editing here? "I'll help you flirt. // Shave the lead of a pencil with a knife. // Thanks! The dinner was amazing."

  • @thedramaofshampoo3982
    @thedramaofshampoo3982 3 года назад +6

    August, don't worry we have been suffering a lot by watching these people, you're not the only one that can feel that pain