Checklist: - amogus ☑️ - bad mic ☑️ - random farts and funny sounds ☑️ - badly cropped dracula saying "haha" ☑️ - toothpaste shitting, but sussy ☑️ - rick roll ☑️ Ok I think imma laugh now
I’m not even joking but this man is a comedic genius. The format of the jokes and the style, all falling together fits so well and it works to the point where I wonder how someone can be this intelligent.
Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed shoot 'em up video game developed and published by HappySoft, a doujin game developer, for the Super Famicom. It was released in Japan in 1995, being sold as cartridges and floppy disks.
Translation: "Friends" is a american series acting on the comedy genre, wich was produced since 2012. Featuring: Koafū Fugǒsunì Prìetsel Mǒnikā "Haie xienti hatamaruye" (inaudible)
the amogus is engraved in my brain everywhere I go even in my youtube recommendations, in different countries, on the toilet, but thank you bread defender for powering my greatest dreams and best nightmares too
In 2018, a group of developers had began working on a small game known as Among Us. The game was similar to a find-the-mole game where you, a crewmate, try to rat out the Imposter. The game was simple, but showed no popularity until mid-2020. A few RUclipsrs and streamers began playing it, and then it caught on. The game had a wholesome community, until that day. A meme was made about the Imposter. The Imposter didn't like this. After two years, the game had met its final peak before the infection. It began in a Subway in New York City. A man had seen a trashcan similar to the Among Us crewmate. He didn't think of it at first, but he took a picture for the lolz. He sent it to a meme site, and it spread faster than fast could fast fast. The man in question was found dead in his apartment a few months later. A note was found on his desk stating, quote. "When among us gets deleted and we all stop suffering. God help me, god help us. Everywhere I go I see it. I went to bed late last night. I had a dream. Red told me I was sus, and that the imposter is truly not who I thought it was. Inside, the imposter is me. Its all of us. They are indeed among us. Feeding off of the internet and the power we give them. Innersloth lied to us. It was supposed to be a fun game not another damn virus that we have to quarantine from. They said it wouldn't last long. I've been quarantined for seven months now. They enrolled me in some therapy. It helps me cope. It doesn't help the nightmares I have. No matter how I look at it the imposter... the imposter is me. I have a pistol somewhere in my house. I'm thinking of just ending it. I'm tired of being sus, I'm tired of... *Among Us...* They won't leave me. They won't leave you. Stop reading. It's affecting you. It's in you... *I'm sorry.* There's no way to stop it. No way to stop writing about the pain we've suffered. You'll spread it faster and faster, in RUclips comment section or, really anywhere. Elon Musk, a news reporter of of which I've forgotten the name... *It's out.* It's with us. It's. Among Us." After the incident, the many investigators on the scene began pronouncing Among Us as "Amogus" and so on. AMOGU-16 was born. After the incident, memes about the game were everywhere. Then the beast was born. A man had walked up to a small dome, containing a trashcan. The man imagined the trashcan as the Amogus. Then it happened. Years of human evolution, destroyed by our own brain. 23 years have passed since the Amogus Incident. Once 7 Billion, now 3 Billion. Its out. Its... *Among us.*
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every day we descend further and further into madness.
Wait didn't we already hit rock bottom ? (SpunchPob refrence)
Finally! A normal talking person in these comments!
or we ascend further and further into enlightenment
but whats the difference (:
im pretty sure by madness he means greatness but he's got the spirit
*tiky madness plays*
Samsung has the best advertisement ever
Bread Defender:"I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
*BRICOCOLUS*
Toothpastus
Smithus got hit by monkus
fluoridus
U NAUGHTY SUSSY B-BAKA
👉😳👈
😳😳🟥🟥🟥😳
😳🟥🟥⬜️⬜️😳
😳🟥🟥🟥🟥😳
😳😳🟥🟥🟥😳
😳😳🟥😳🟥😳
Checklist:
- amogus ☑️
- bad mic ☑️
- random farts and funny sounds ☑️
- badly cropped dracula saying "haha" ☑️
- toothpaste shitting, but sussy ☑️
- rick roll ☑️
Ok I think imma laugh now
Haha jonathan, you are banging amogus
Haha jonathan, you are sus
@Danish Dhiaurrahman number 6, a man
LES GOO
Tony zaret
When the imposter is minty fresh🤨
Impostor be shitting mint tho
Amogus
Anime pfp 🤨
😳
😳
Me: *Uses Phone while brushing teeth*
*looks at android robot*
Me: “SUS” *amogus drip intensifies*
*BRUCOCOLUS*
Hi I'm early
@@prakharmishra5583 Hi Early, I’m dad
@@lildiny6396 🥦→ ꩜→ඞ
yes
I demand you extract Tony Zaret from this "humorous animated rigmarole" and put him back in his RUclips Channel right this second!
Agreed
I am the Riddler! Ha Ha ! Press "Like" on this comment if you are scared of "The Riddler" and hate L*btards
0:19 When you realise Jonathan is engaging in *high-intensity* exercise with your daughter.
The “haha” is what got me
Haha Jonathan you're **FARDING** my daughter
fard
Same lmao
@@rookus2391 shfardart
I’m not even joking but this man is a comedic genius. The format of the jokes and the style, all falling together fits so well and it works to the point where I wonder how someone can be this intelligent.
Same pfp yo
@@mantamouse1654 🐈🤝🐈
*sarcasm
@@lucasual9905 less go!
The Nerd: "You forgot the homework"
Me: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片，
在香港这座城市的设置。
主演：钱德勒
索罗斯
傅博斯1
瑞秋
莫妮卡
和一些其他他妈的演员。
我们对爱并不陌生 你知道规则，我也知道 一个完整的承诺就是我的想法 你不会从任何其他人那里得到这个 我只想告诉你我的感受 必须让你明白 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 我们认识这么久 你的心一直在痛，但 你太害羞不敢说 在里面，我们都知道发生了什么 我们知道这个游戏，我们会玩它 如果你问我感觉如何 别告诉我你太瞎了看不见 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 （哦，放弃你） （哦，放弃你） 永远不会给，永远不会给 （放弃你） 永远不会给，永远不会给 （放弃你） 我们认识这么久 你的心一直在痛，但 你太害羞不敢说 在里面，我们都知道发生了什么 我们知道这个游戏，我们会玩它 我只想告诉你我的感受 必须让你明白 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你 绝不会放弃你 永远不会让你失望 永远不会跑来跑去抛弃你 永远不会让你哭泣 永远不会说再见 永远不会说谎伤害你
Tiananmen Massacre
Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed shoot 'em up video game developed and published by HappySoft, a doujin game developer, for the Super Famicom. It was released in Japan in 1995, being sold as cartridges and floppy disks.
Translation: "Friends" is a american series acting on the comedy genre, wich was produced since 2012.
Featuring: Koafū
Fugǒsunì
Prìetsel
Mǒnikā
"Haie xienti hatamaruye" (inaudible)
Another day, another amogus shitpost, well done on your job, Bread Defender. Also, congrats on 100K subs
When Tony Zaret is SUS
When the "Zaret" doesn't see Among Us: I am Sad! Waah waah!
When Zaret see Among Us: Yay! Yahoo! Wohoo! I Am "Zaret"
Shoutouts to my man “Tony Zaret”, the face of the video
The toothpaste brand that 10/10 dentists would recommend.
When you find out you live on earth: EARTHUS
That's sus
Amogus
Houseus
Toothsus
haha bread defender you're banging my *braincells!*
I think this channel is a social experiment: "How devoid of logic and context can a meme get, before people stop finding it funny?"
Tony zaret confirmed
0:14 is literally my brain in class
Tony Zaret moment
I literally can’t take this anymore I’m losing my grasp on reality
YOOOOOOO MY MAN TONY ZARET
why the fuck is this age restricted?
Don't be surprised when you get "canceled " by Tony zaret. You have infringed his "copyright" ©️©️
“Haha Johnathan, you shat toothpaste all over my daughter”
Tony Zaret
The guy in the video is tony Zaret
Bread defender , you have ruined my sense of humor
Zaret
TONY ZARET 🤓😌😳😩😩😩
Ok the fact that this made me laugh, causes me to have an extreme existential crisis
LMFAO ITS TONY ZARET
omg tony zaret
Europeans: colonizing Ethiopia
Also Europeans: ZULUSS
Zuluss is local population of Ethiopia
I like how nobody is mentioning how Feel Special by Twice is playing in the background @ 0:16 😭😭
Couldn't really process it amid the chaotic audio, and also i was laughing god please help me
Good.
Imagine the next generation looking back at this
I don't think they would even laugh
This says a lot about society
*Industrial society and it’s future, by Theodore John Khazynsky INTENSIFIES*
I think my laughter took the express delivery for this one.
*When you're watching 100+++ memes per day be like:*
Thumbnail a bit sus
0:14 so no one gonna talk about twice background music😂😂😂
you make me feel **HEAVY SHIT SOUNDS**
Why you have 100000 subs, you have only 20000 yesterday, or its...
Lesss gooo
Lol bruh i have lego toys in recommendation of store...
I HAVE TO SHOW MY ID/CREDIT CARD TO WATCH THIS EVEN THOUGH I WATCHED THIS BEFORE WTF????
“No. Just no.” (Copyright 2021 tony zaret all rights reserved)
Congrats on 100k subscribers!
Suscribus
@@giancarlo418 Sus
Even this toothpaste won't satisfy the 10th doctor.
Brush your teeth with amogus toothpaste and amogus toothbrush twice a day and you will not be sus!1!1!!1!!!1😳😳
a m g o s
Stop
posting
About
Among us
IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
omg @tonyzaret
Hi Tony Zaret
"Tony zaret"
Tony zaret
Tony Zaret
0:18 why I fucking laughed so hard at that "HAHA" ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Hahs
Toothpastus
tony zaret
the amogus is engraved in my brain everywhere I go even in my youtube recommendations, in different countries, on the toilet, but thank you bread defender for powering my greatest dreams and best nightmares too
this video is terrifying with surround sound
This is everything that is flawed with humanity
suspicious
Pokemon cries after each evolution:
0:09 First Form
0:04 Second Form
0:01 Final Form
I like how this Amogus apears some where when you say Also me
Bread Defender is Kracc Bacc’s cousin
I can't believe this wasn't in 8K
Next Video: 𝘾𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙨
This make me laugh, i feel so bad and dissaponted of myself
*n u m b a 1 2: c o c k*
Haha, Jonathan you-
Smokawaga needs to react to this
the fuck did i just watch?
This is me when homework1!!111!!!
i like how this blue amogus was coming when he say also me
Nation anthem of the internet
Afungus is 100K
**fart**
Daddy Zaret deserves the recognition
Dang youtubes recommendation are getting better
amogus shidding toofpaste 😔✋
a modern classic
Everyday, we stray further from God
100k subs special for me????
Toothpaste is not sus. Bread Defender is lying
Bread defender sus!!!1!1!!1!
What in god’s finest creation-
Big ChungUS momentus
The fact that I got a Toothpaste ad before this
Tany Zaret will copy claim you
I want 10 hour Version 0:15 - 0:30
god what has happened to my humor
When 100k subscribers man is sus
Sus
In 2018, a group of developers had began working on a small game known as Among Us. The game was similar to a find-the-mole game where you, a crewmate, try to rat out the Imposter. The game was simple, but showed no popularity until mid-2020.
A few RUclipsrs and streamers began playing it, and then it caught on. The game had a wholesome community, until that day.
A meme was made about the Imposter.
The Imposter didn't like this.
After two years, the game had met its final peak before the infection.
It began in a Subway in New York City. A man had seen a trashcan similar to the Among Us crewmate. He didn't think of it at first, but he took a picture for the lolz.
He sent it to a meme site, and it spread faster than fast could fast fast.
The man in question was found dead in his apartment a few months later. A note was found on his desk stating, quote.
"When among us gets deleted and we all stop suffering. God help me, god help us. Everywhere I go I see it. I went to bed late last night. I had a dream. Red told me I was sus, and that the imposter is truly not who I thought it was. Inside, the imposter is me. Its all of us. They are indeed among us. Feeding off of the internet and the power we give them. Innersloth lied to us. It was supposed to be a fun game not another damn virus that we have to quarantine from. They said it wouldn't last long. I've been quarantined for seven months now. They enrolled me in some therapy. It helps me cope. It doesn't help the nightmares I have. No matter how I look at it the imposter... the imposter is me. I have a pistol somewhere in my house. I'm thinking of just ending it. I'm tired of being sus, I'm tired of...
*Among Us...*
They won't leave me. They won't leave you. Stop reading. It's affecting you. It's in you...
*I'm sorry.*
There's no way to stop it. No way to stop writing about the pain we've suffered. You'll spread it faster and faster, in RUclips comment section or, really anywhere. Elon Musk, a news reporter of of which I've forgotten the name...
*It's out.*
It's with us. It's. Among Us."
After the incident, the many investigators on the scene began pronouncing Among Us as "Amogus" and so on. AMOGU-16 was born.
After the incident, memes about the game were everywhere. Then the beast was born. A man had walked up to a small dome, containing a trashcan. The man imagined the trashcan as the Amogus.
Then it happened. Years of human evolution, destroyed by our own brain.
23 years have passed since the Amogus Incident. Once 7 Billion, now 3 Billion.
Its out. Its...
*Among us.*
I actually first saw among us video in late 2019. It's about a ghost among us fanart.
Top notch meme
0:17 i swear i can hear singing turtle in the background
this is a masterpiece
woaw
I thing i got brain laceration
I have a video ideia: FandagUS
a m o g u s (congrats on 100k)
100k 💌
"tony"