@@ScytheNoire well of course it does. What else would you use as a promo code for a product aimed at men whose wives are believed to be non-existent? (This is a joke, of course. I've actually met Jen. It's Rahdo who doesn't really exist.)
While the doll seems unable to provide additional board gaming experience, the real thing that turn me off is that it can’t be fitted into a Kallax shelf.
still haven't figured out what to do with it, but it seems to fit my shelving unit just fine? the trick is to use the large flat table-like surface above the cubbyholes
upon further investigation i was able to make it fit onto a shelf, but it looks kind of upsetting like that. reminds me of that time my step sister got her head stuck in the clothes drier
Everyone here knows they experienced that same hesitation as their finger hovered over the mouse before clicking this video, contemplating what effect it would have on the YT algorithm, but in the end we all made the same decision. Twas well worth it I think. Now to hit that back button and see what interesting educational videos await.
Weird, that looks like something CMON would put in a game as a stretch goal or kickstarter bait, like that giant Galactus figure, but i just don''t know of a setting that has a limbless and headless giant naked woman as an adversary. We should ask Nick, he must be a fan of whatever show that is.
When Season 5 and 6 come out for Death May Die, Golraghthbala (She Who is Stored in Closets) will be offered to backers. Instead of shooting her in the face, the investigators will have to chop her into fist sized pieces.
Omg. This was amazing. 😂I’m dying on my couch right now. I’m sure the brothers Murph loved being included. You’re a great friend. Watch it played no doubt is ecstatic having his shirt on that poor naked doll. Rodney is so kind to lend a hand to all us gamers. Especially gamers without Hands. Keep up the good work. And I can’t wait to see what you review next.
This is up there with some of the best LockPickingLawyer's April Fool's vids. That is as high of praise as I can think of. Just soooo many out of the park lines. Well played, good sir, well played. Oh and can't wait to hear NIck's review!
Dude, this is GENIUS! Thank you for doing this video! Now, I have to go visit The Murph Brothers to see how they are doing with the doll! :) :) Thanks again for this great video!
Oh wow, thank you for the review. I was going to send this to my mom to buy me for Christmas since i was hoping to not just play solo. Now i know this wont work for me.
This was in my recommended. I honestly can say that this is the funniest video ive ever seen on youtube. I am crying right now. Ah man, you're hilarious. Subbed for life.😂
"I've always played games with people who have heads, so as is, it just didn't feel like a believable opponent." This whole video is gold - including the music choice. Almost spit out my coffee a few times. Lol
I too often play my games with people with heads. I understand your confusion. Perhaps if you’d tried making your own head or is there an expansion pack with head included?
Perhaps it's use was meant to be as an accessory. Did it have places to store components? It also seems likely the breast design might serve as some sort of dice tower function. I'm thinking the lack of clothing was probably meant to be distracting to increase the difficulty of play for all sorts of games. Still, it is a rather pricey accessory. It sounds like they were trying to make a solo companion variant for Twister but ran out of funds to finish the project. Great review.
Worst board game accessory ever. They're not even useful for co-op games because they don't make any decisions. If I wanted dead weight at my game table, I'd just invite some board gaming content creators.
Hysterical video! I think the sex doll company knows your audience better than you think. This is a great example of playing games with the cranium impaired
That’s so strange, with the shirt you put on the doll it seems like it would have been perfect for watching you play a board game. Unfortunate that it didn’t work out.
Seems like a huge missed opportunity on their part to not collaborate with that gaming clothes company from a few years ago. Would've avoided that awkward unboxing of shipping gaming dolls in the nude.
Buy Tantaly dolls now at www.tantaly.com/collections/all-products now! Don't forget to use code RAHDO and get 12% off!
Ahaha, RAHDO as a code is the cherry on top xD xD xD
Dragon's Tomb? More like Dragon's Womb.
I had to see if that code actually works, and it does. It really does give 12% off.
This is too funny.
I love the coupon code! 🤣 And then mailing it to the Murph Brothers! Icing on the cake. *snicker*
@@ScytheNoire well of course it does. What else would you use as a promo code for a product aimed at men whose wives are believed to be non-existent?
(This is a joke, of course. I've actually met Jen. It's Rahdo who doesn't really exist.)
My RUclips algorithm is never going to recover from this.
Especially after you commented 😂
hey jeff, don't forget my 2% commission!!
Great video on how to write off a sex doll as a business expense, 69/10!
The sex doll was sent to me for free. I will, however, get to write off that faulty telescope.
@@TheDragonsTomb we all know you kept the doll you dirty dog
@@TheDragonsTomb lol, well done. It must have been a challenge to keep a straight face.
While the doll seems unable to provide additional board gaming experience, the real thing that turn me off is that it can’t be fitted into a Kallax shelf.
Well, that made me chuckle out loud. Cheers. :)
still haven't figured out what to do with it, but it seems to fit my shelving unit just fine? the trick is to use the large flat table-like surface above the cubbyholes
upon further investigation i was able to make it fit onto a shelf, but it looks kind of upsetting like that. reminds me of that time my step sister got her head stuck in the clothes drier
I know negative videos aren't fun to make but I appreciate you warning us that this doll doesn't work as advertised
Who'd have thought that a sex doll would be the worst card rack ever.
quality comment
"Due to the nature of breasts . "😂
Now we wait for Nick's review.
Is this the reference I think it is? It couldn’t be…
I spit my tea out of my nose with the googley eyes, that's hilarious! This is satire at its best, well done.
Everyone here knows they experienced that same hesitation as their finger hovered over the mouse before clicking this video, contemplating what effect it would have on the YT algorithm, but in the end we all made the same decision. Twas well worth it I think. Now to hit that back button and see what interesting educational videos await.
A Watch it Played shirt!? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love this!
Well... This is obviously a deluxe component for My Father's Work.
The last email from Tantaly is icing on the cake
Weird, that looks like something CMON would put in a game as a stretch goal or kickstarter bait, like that giant Galactus figure, but i just don''t know of a setting that has a limbless and headless giant naked woman as an adversary. We should ask Nick, he must be a fan of whatever show that is.
Will we be getting a 3-minute review of this board gaming accessory?
When Season 5 and 6 come out for Death May Die, Golraghthbala (She Who is Stored in Closets) will be offered to backers. Instead of shooting her in the face, the investigators will have to chop her into fist sized pieces.
Kingdom Death has you covered, if that's your idea of a good time.
not enough hands for KDM
Milton Bradley's Twister was once described as "sex in a box" and this thing couldn't even play that.
I love the grin you can see when delivering the line "or else that would be insane of them"
"Because that would be insane" 😂
And the way they told you to discard it seemed totally sane.
Jeff's Dragons Tomb persona is like Goku: has a wife and kid but doesn't know what sex is
Omg. This was amazing. 😂I’m dying on my couch right now. I’m sure the brothers Murph loved being included. You’re a great friend. Watch it played no doubt is ecstatic having his shirt on that poor naked doll. Rodney is so kind to lend a hand to all us gamers. Especially gamers without Hands. Keep up the good work. And I can’t wait to see what you review next.
I nearly spit out my orange juice at work while watching this!!! The watch it played and brothers murph were the two highlights for me too!!!
Rodney told us he would leave it up to us to figure out solo for ourselves.
My favorite part is "I put a random shirt on it" and it's a Watch It Played shirt, lolol
This is up there with some of the best LockPickingLawyer's April Fool's vids. That is as high of praise as I can think of. Just soooo many out of the park lines. Well played, good sir, well played.
Oh and can't wait to hear NIck's review!
I think you are supposed to use it as a board game table mat. I think in Japan they might use them like that for eating Sushi.
That's like the perfect solo gaming accessory.
The comments about the doll's tunnels nearly killed me 🤣
This is gold. Thanks for playing along!
Oh boy.. My youtube recommendations are going to be strange for a while now
This doll was obviously made to give you the action-paralysis experience. You just needed to give it more time to think about it's move.
I cackled out loud at my desk at the Watch It Played shirt.
Dude, this is GENIUS! Thank you for doing this video! Now, I have to go visit The Murph Brothers to see how they are doing with the doll! :) :)
Thanks again for this great video!
The perfect way to end friendships and relationships, all in the comfort of your own home
Makes me wonder how many sex dolls they have lying around The Dice Tower studio.
Oh wow, thank you for the review. I was going to send this to my mom to buy me for Christmas since i was hoping to not just play solo. Now i know this wont work for me.
"second card rack"
I wonder if they just sent you the wrong doll. Maybe you got the one designed for live action roleplaying
Very funny 😂 “due to the nature of breasts” killed me
This was in my recommended. I honestly can say that this is the funniest video ive ever seen on youtube. I am crying right now. Ah man, you're hilarious. Subbed for life.😂
Can't wait to find out what they send you next!
Wait, what.
Wait, let me just watch this again.
OMG, this was hilarious. I was not expecting this. Thanks for the laughs.
Card rack…get it…cuz…oh you get it…
Dude...I spit out some expensive Bourbon watching this. This was hillarious, Thank you.
"I've always played games with people who have heads, so as is, it just didn't feel like a believable opponent." This whole video is gold - including the music choice. Almost spit out my coffee a few times. Lol
I know what Nick from The Brothers murph April fool's video is going to be.
I too often play my games with people with heads. I understand your confusion. Perhaps if you’d tried making your own head or is there an expansion pack with head included?
I nearly lost both fucking lungs. Oh that ending nearly killed me XDDDDD
At least it comes in a board game bag. So it's not a total loss.
If this isn't the number 1 board game video of all time I'll be dissapointed
This might be some of your best work, sir.
Well this is gonna ruin my algorithm. Worth it, though.
You are my hero! Great video!
I don't know about lifeguarding, but I bet it would make a great project manager.
Tantily, please send a doll to Ordinary Sausage for a review.
Typical board game RUclips snobbery, not appreciating a perfectly good party/dexterity game.
Perhaps it's use was meant to be as an accessory. Did it have places to store components? It also seems likely the breast design might serve as some sort of dice tower function. I'm thinking the lack of clothing was probably meant to be distracting to increase the difficulty of play for all sorts of games. Still, it is a rather pricey accessory. It sounds like they were trying to make a solo companion variant for Twister but ran out of funds to finish the project. Great review.
That was epic! Thank you for the laughter!👍
This is why you're my favorite board game RUclipsr. ❤
This is comedic gold!
All of our RUclips algorithms are gonna be effed for a while hahaha
Wonderfully wholesome! ❤ hope it'll get viral 🎉
I just had to check that today wasn't April 1st
This is brilliant!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the greatest video on RUclips I've seen in a long time hahahaha
Holy crap I just clocked the description. Nobody is safe hahaha
You have a new subscriber! This is hilarious!
You sir have earned a subscription.
Best board game review ever. Kudos for keeping a straight face.
This was bloody hilarious! Well done!
Nice way to throw your friend Nick under the buss :D
Awesome review! I just wish you were playing Tanto Cuore.
Admit it. You “used it”.🤣🤣
This is epic level trolling! Well done sir!
I do appreciate that they made is small enough that it usually won't be first player
are you winning, son?
I’m offended at the blur marks.
Worst board game accessory ever. They're not even useful for co-op games because they don't make any decisions. If I wanted dead weight at my game table, I'd just invite some board gaming content creators.
did you ever figure out the component tunnels
never :(
I believe it's actually just a fancy dice cup. Takes a little extra effort but worth it.
@@TheDragonsTomb Maybe the doll was meant to sit on the components...that would help keep them safe and secret....
Due diligence complete. Respect earned. Street cred on 100…
Absolutely brilliant! Loved this video! Thanks for the laughs.
Hysterical video! I think the sex doll company knows your audience better than you think. This is a great example of playing games with the cranium impaired
Murph bit killed me
That’s so strange, with the shirt you put on the doll it seems like it would have been perfect for watching you play a board game. Unfortunate that it didn’t work out.
Seems like a huge missed opportunity on their part to not collaborate with that gaming clothes company from a few years ago. Would've avoided that awkward unboxing of shipping gaming dolls in the nude.
I loved everything about this video. It absolutely made my day 🤣💗
I am so confused on why you didn't try using the doll as a game board or game accessory.
As it is a Doll, maybe use it as a Miniature?
this channel rocks
Maybe the doll was meant to sit on the components...you know, to hide them from the other player....
you are my hero
this is part of the nofx "she's nub" universe, right? right??
This is the best board game review i have ever seen😮.
At least 400 dollars is a cheaper than a decent date night.
Does it support two-handed soloing?
Best review I've seen in years.
I’m sorry to hear that you weren’t able to get the doll working :/ did you check if it needs batteries?
It's not even April fools ah U got me
You are a savage and I love it!
Here comes all the kickstarter fanboys rushing in to defend the doll now.....
this proves that dice tower is a bunch of cowards
bet the doll would be amazing at Dubious
You should have used sleeved cards. I hope you don't have regrets later.