Board Game Sex Doll Review

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

Комментарии • 183

  • @TheDragonsTomb
    @TheDragonsTomb  3 месяца назад +87

    Buy Tantaly dolls now at www.tantaly.com/collections/all-products now! Don't forget to use code RAHDO and get 12% off!

    • @MrLinguist88
      @MrLinguist88 3 месяца назад +21

      Ahaha, RAHDO as a code is the cherry on top xD xD xD

    • @TheAntiSanta
      @TheAntiSanta 3 месяца назад +5

      Dragon's Tomb? More like Dragon's Womb.

    • @ScytheNoire
      @ScytheNoire 3 месяца назад +21

      I had to see if that code actually works, and it does. It really does give 12% off.
      This is too funny.

    • @AeronwyD
      @AeronwyD 3 месяца назад +4

      I love the coupon code! 🤣 And then mailing it to the Murph Brothers! Icing on the cake. *snicker*

    • @davidchapman6504
      @davidchapman6504 3 месяца назад

      @@ScytheNoire well of course it does. What else would you use as a promo code for a product aimed at men whose wives are believed to be non-existent?
      (This is a joke, of course. I've actually met Jen. It's Rahdo who doesn't really exist.)

  • @JonTripp115
    @JonTripp115 3 месяца назад +256

    My RUclips algorithm is never going to recover from this.

    • @salmonblox
      @salmonblox 3 месяца назад +2

      Especially after you commented 😂

  • @rahdo
    @rahdo 3 месяца назад +86

    hey jeff, don't forget my 2% commission!!

  • @imusthegreat
    @imusthegreat 3 месяца назад +171

    Great video on how to write off a sex doll as a business expense, 69/10!

    • @TheDragonsTomb
      @TheDragonsTomb  3 месяца назад +53

      The sex doll was sent to me for free. I will, however, get to write off that faulty telescope.

    • @cjackdc
      @cjackdc 3 месяца назад

      @@TheDragonsTomb we all know you kept the doll you dirty dog

    • @chrischristiansen6204
      @chrischristiansen6204 3 месяца назад

      @@TheDragonsTomb lol, well done. It must have been a challenge to keep a straight face.

  • @Sangasong2016
    @Sangasong2016 3 месяца назад +39

    While the doll seems unable to provide additional board gaming experience, the real thing that turn me off is that it can’t be fitted into a Kallax shelf.

    • @ArcanisUrriah
      @ArcanisUrriah 3 месяца назад

      Well, that made me chuckle out loud. Cheers. :)

    • @CosmonautZer0
      @CosmonautZer0 3 месяца назад

      still haven't figured out what to do with it, but it seems to fit my shelving unit just fine? the trick is to use the large flat table-like surface above the cubbyholes

    • @CosmonautZer0
      @CosmonautZer0 3 месяца назад

      upon further investigation i was able to make it fit onto a shelf, but it looks kind of upsetting like that. reminds me of that time my step sister got her head stuck in the clothes drier

  • @LightPink
    @LightPink 3 месяца назад +28

    I know negative videos aren't fun to make but I appreciate you warning us that this doll doesn't work as advertised

  • @kjell1979
    @kjell1979 3 месяца назад +60

    Who'd have thought that a sex doll would be the worst card rack ever.

  • @clintonjeffrey6699
    @clintonjeffrey6699 3 месяца назад +36

    "Due to the nature of breasts . "😂

  • @DesperadoBloo
    @DesperadoBloo 3 месяца назад +74

    Now we wait for Nick's review.

    • @salmonblox
      @salmonblox 3 месяца назад +2

      Is this the reference I think it is? It couldn’t be…

  • @CritsHappen
    @CritsHappen 3 месяца назад +35

    I spit my tea out of my nose with the googley eyes, that's hilarious! This is satire at its best, well done.

  • @jfed4948
    @jfed4948 3 месяца назад +14

    Everyone here knows they experienced that same hesitation as their finger hovered over the mouse before clicking this video, contemplating what effect it would have on the YT algorithm, but in the end we all made the same decision. Twas well worth it I think. Now to hit that back button and see what interesting educational videos await.

  • @stevemartinez9549
    @stevemartinez9549 3 месяца назад +38

    A Watch it Played shirt!? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love this!

  • @rentless666
    @rentless666 3 месяца назад +35

    Well... This is obviously a deluxe component for My Father's Work.

  • @leobetosouza
    @leobetosouza 3 месяца назад +23

    The last email from Tantaly is icing on the cake

  • @3MBG
    @3MBG 3 месяца назад +28

    Weird, that looks like something CMON would put in a game as a stretch goal or kickstarter bait, like that giant Galactus figure, but i just don''t know of a setting that has a limbless and headless giant naked woman as an adversary. We should ask Nick, he must be a fan of whatever show that is.

    • @charleesturdy8996
      @charleesturdy8996 3 месяца назад +1

      Will we be getting a 3-minute review of this board gaming accessory?

    • @VaultBoy13
      @VaultBoy13 3 месяца назад

      When Season 5 and 6 come out for Death May Die, Golraghthbala (She Who is Stored in Closets) will be offered to backers. Instead of shooting her in the face, the investigators will have to chop her into fist sized pieces.

    • @davidchapman6504
      @davidchapman6504 3 месяца назад

      Kingdom Death has you covered, if that's your idea of a good time.

    • @BradLacke
      @BradLacke 3 месяца назад +1

      not enough hands for KDM

  • @naberz08
    @naberz08 3 месяца назад +42

    Milton Bradley's Twister was once described as "sex in a box" and this thing couldn't even play that.

  • @ChrisWCorp
    @ChrisWCorp 3 месяца назад +9

    I love the grin you can see when delivering the line "or else that would be insane of them"

  • @derrickcamardo4629
    @derrickcamardo4629 3 месяца назад +14

    "Because that would be insane" 😂
    And the way they told you to discard it seemed totally sane.

  • @BeanoNintendo
    @BeanoNintendo 3 месяца назад +30

    Jeff's Dragons Tomb persona is like Goku: has a wife and kid but doesn't know what sex is

  • @shannonpepitone4920
    @shannonpepitone4920 3 месяца назад +17

    Omg. This was amazing. 😂I’m dying on my couch right now. I’m sure the brothers Murph loved being included. You’re a great friend. Watch it played no doubt is ecstatic having his shirt on that poor naked doll. Rodney is so kind to lend a hand to all us gamers. Especially gamers without Hands. Keep up the good work. And I can’t wait to see what you review next.

    • @justinandmaxgames5472
      @justinandmaxgames5472 3 месяца назад +1

      I nearly spit out my orange juice at work while watching this!!! The watch it played and brothers murph were the two highlights for me too!!!

    • @jtfike
      @jtfike 3 месяца назад +2

      Rodney told us he would leave it up to us to figure out solo for ourselves.

  • @Flea_ip
    @Flea_ip 3 месяца назад +6

    My favorite part is "I put a random shirt on it" and it's a Watch It Played shirt, lolol

  • @Heavycardboard
    @Heavycardboard 3 месяца назад +3

    This is up there with some of the best LockPickingLawyer's April Fool's vids. That is as high of praise as I can think of. Just soooo many out of the park lines. Well played, good sir, well played.
    Oh and can't wait to hear NIck's review!

  • @antgerfitz
    @antgerfitz 3 месяца назад +24

    I think you are supposed to use it as a board game table mat. I think in Japan they might use them like that for eating Sushi.

  • @xSean0607
    @xSean0607 3 месяца назад +9

    That's like the perfect solo gaming accessory.

  • @Frabnoil
    @Frabnoil 3 месяца назад +3

    The comments about the doll's tunnels nearly killed me 🤣

  • @herbbranan78
    @herbbranan78 3 месяца назад +3

    This is gold. Thanks for playing along!

  • @ARescueToaster
    @ARescueToaster 3 месяца назад +6

    Oh boy.. My youtube recommendations are going to be strange for a while now

  • @cats4president
    @cats4president 3 месяца назад +5

    This doll was obviously made to give you the action-paralysis experience. You just needed to give it more time to think about it's move.

  • @ianbirdsall9407
    @ianbirdsall9407 3 месяца назад +4

    I cackled out loud at my desk at the Watch It Played shirt.

  • @PodfatherGaming
    @PodfatherGaming 3 месяца назад

    Dude, this is GENIUS! Thank you for doing this video! Now, I have to go visit The Murph Brothers to see how they are doing with the doll! :) :)
    Thanks again for this great video!

  • @plastikloser
    @plastikloser 2 месяца назад

    The perfect way to end friendships and relationships, all in the comfort of your own home

  • @BillTheSpill
    @BillTheSpill 3 месяца назад +10

    Makes me wonder how many sex dolls they have lying around The Dice Tower studio.

  • @Allthesmallteas
    @Allthesmallteas 3 месяца назад +3

    Oh wow, thank you for the review. I was going to send this to my mom to buy me for Christmas since i was hoping to not just play solo. Now i know this wont work for me.

  • @tiberiocamargo
    @tiberiocamargo 3 месяца назад +7

    "second card rack"

  • @SecretlyMikeYoung
    @SecretlyMikeYoung 3 месяца назад +4

    I wonder if they just sent you the wrong doll. Maybe you got the one designed for live action roleplaying

  • @boardgameyogi5648
    @boardgameyogi5648 3 месяца назад +4

    Very funny 😂 “due to the nature of breasts” killed me

  • @dogtags2010
    @dogtags2010 3 месяца назад +1

    This was in my recommended. I honestly can say that this is the funniest video ive ever seen on youtube. I am crying right now. Ah man, you're hilarious. Subbed for life.😂

  • @BeyondSolitaire
    @BeyondSolitaire 3 месяца назад +1

    Can't wait to find out what they send you next!

  • @honorable_dungeon_masterli9032
    @honorable_dungeon_masterli9032 3 месяца назад +5

    Wait, what.
    Wait, let me just watch this again.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 3 месяца назад +3

    OMG, this was hilarious. I was not expecting this. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @pwootton24
    @pwootton24 3 месяца назад +3

    Card rack…get it…cuz…oh you get it…

  • @lordunborn
    @lordunborn 3 месяца назад

    Dude...I spit out some expensive Bourbon watching this. This was hillarious, Thank you.

  • @ConstantChaosGames
    @ConstantChaosGames 3 месяца назад +1

    "I've always played games with people who have heads, so as is, it just didn't feel like a believable opponent." This whole video is gold - including the music choice. Almost spit out my coffee a few times. Lol

  • @robertdascoli949
    @robertdascoli949 3 месяца назад +3

    I know what Nick from The Brothers murph April fool's video is going to be.

  • @hujinja
    @hujinja 3 месяца назад +1

    I too often play my games with people with heads. I understand your confusion. Perhaps if you’d tried making your own head or is there an expansion pack with head included?

  • @ムシtsvbakiI-I411ITI3
    @ムシtsvbakiI-I411ITI3 3 месяца назад +1

    I nearly lost both fucking lungs. Oh that ending nearly killed me XDDDDD

  • @rstott24
    @rstott24 2 месяца назад

    At least it comes in a board game bag. So it's not a total loss.

  • @NerdsoftheWest
    @NerdsoftheWest 3 месяца назад +1

    If this isn't the number 1 board game video of all time I'll be dissapointed

  • @malatr
    @malatr 3 месяца назад +1

    This might be some of your best work, sir.

  • @sweetwizzle
    @sweetwizzle 3 месяца назад +11

    Well this is gonna ruin my algorithm. Worth it, though.

  • @BoardGameNation
    @BoardGameNation 3 месяца назад +2

    You are my hero! Great video!

  • @VictorTyne
    @VictorTyne 3 месяца назад +2

    I don't know about lifeguarding, but I bet it would make a great project manager.

  • @generalformat
    @generalformat 3 месяца назад +4

    Tantily, please send a doll to Ordinary Sausage for a review.

  • @anthonywestbrook2155
    @anthonywestbrook2155 3 месяца назад +3

    Typical board game RUclips snobbery, not appreciating a perfectly good party/dexterity game.

  • @willreed4692
    @willreed4692 3 месяца назад +1

    Perhaps it's use was meant to be as an accessory. Did it have places to store components? It also seems likely the breast design might serve as some sort of dice tower function. I'm thinking the lack of clothing was probably meant to be distracting to increase the difficulty of play for all sorts of games. Still, it is a rather pricey accessory. It sounds like they were trying to make a solo companion variant for Twister but ran out of funds to finish the project. Great review.

  • @jakubantos1104
    @jakubantos1104 3 месяца назад

    That was epic! Thank you for the laughter!👍

  • @EmanuelaleunamE
    @EmanuelaleunamE 3 месяца назад

    This is why you're my favorite board game RUclipsr. ❤

  • @xreev0x
    @xreev0x 3 месяца назад +2

    This is comedic gold!

  • @VancouverJeff
    @VancouverJeff 3 месяца назад

    All of our RUclips algorithms are gonna be effed for a while hahaha

  • @EricHanuise
    @EricHanuise 3 месяца назад +1

    Wonderfully wholesome! ❤ hope it'll get viral 🎉

  • @petercanning3326
    @petercanning3326 3 месяца назад

    I just had to check that today wasn't April 1st

  • @jeromelovesgames9806
    @jeromelovesgames9806 3 месяца назад +3

    This is brilliant!!

  • @mattsmith5436
    @mattsmith5436 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the greatest video on RUclips I've seen in a long time hahahaha

  • @ChitsandCardboard
    @ChitsandCardboard 3 месяца назад

    Holy crap I just clocked the description. Nobody is safe hahaha

  • @blesswitskills
    @blesswitskills 3 месяца назад

    You have a new subscriber! This is hilarious!

  • @WoebringerofDoom
    @WoebringerofDoom 2 месяца назад

    You sir have earned a subscription.

  • @MattSavageTX
    @MattSavageTX 3 месяца назад

    Best board game review ever. Kudos for keeping a straight face.

  • @dreadknot69
    @dreadknot69 3 месяца назад

    This was bloody hilarious! Well done!

  • @JB-qg2uc
    @JB-qg2uc 2 месяца назад

    Nice way to throw your friend Nick under the buss :D

  • @ktrazz
    @ktrazz 3 месяца назад

    Awesome review! I just wish you were playing Tanto Cuore.

  • @paulcooper6048
    @paulcooper6048 3 месяца назад

    Admit it. You “used it”.🤣🤣

  • @MorganFleurDeLys
    @MorganFleurDeLys 3 месяца назад

    This is epic level trolling! Well done sir!

  • @mirkwoodlodge
    @mirkwoodlodge 3 месяца назад

    I do appreciate that they made is small enough that it usually won't be first player

  • @i_still_live
    @i_still_live 2 месяца назад

    are you winning, son?

  • @shortydancer
    @shortydancer 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m offended at the blur marks.

  • @Webhead123
    @Webhead123 3 месяца назад +3

    Worst board game accessory ever. They're not even useful for co-op games because they don't make any decisions. If I wanted dead weight at my game table, I'd just invite some board gaming content creators.

  • @BradLacke
    @BradLacke 3 месяца назад +1

    did you ever figure out the component tunnels

    • @TheDragonsTomb
      @TheDragonsTomb  3 месяца назад +3

      never :(

    • @TSDreamCreative
      @TSDreamCreative 3 месяца назад +3

      I believe it's actually just a fancy dice cup. Takes a little extra effort but worth it.

    • @jtfike
      @jtfike 3 месяца назад

      @@TheDragonsTomb Maybe the doll was meant to sit on the components...that would help keep them safe and secret....

  • @Herodragon9
    @Herodragon9 3 месяца назад +1

    Due diligence complete. Respect earned. Street cred on 100…

  • @jakepez11
    @jakepez11 3 месяца назад

    Absolutely brilliant! Loved this video! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @sirguy6678
    @sirguy6678 3 месяца назад

    Hysterical video! I think the sex doll company knows your audience better than you think. This is a great example of playing games with the cranium impaired

  • @aaronsacks9262
    @aaronsacks9262 3 месяца назад

    Murph bit killed me

  • @ambierona
    @ambierona 3 месяца назад +1

    That’s so strange, with the shirt you put on the doll it seems like it would have been perfect for watching you play a board game. Unfortunate that it didn’t work out.

  • @CaptainConfuzion
    @CaptainConfuzion 3 месяца назад +1

    Seems like a huge missed opportunity on their part to not collaborate with that gaming clothes company from a few years ago. Would've avoided that awkward unboxing of shipping gaming dolls in the nude.

  • @JulietMcArthur
    @JulietMcArthur 2 месяца назад

    I loved everything about this video. It absolutely made my day 🤣💗

  • @brianshea2515
    @brianshea2515 3 месяца назад +1

    I am so confused on why you didn't try using the doll as a game board or game accessory.
    As it is a Doll, maybe use it as a Miniature?

  • @willorn
    @willorn 3 месяца назад

    this channel rocks

  • @jtfike
    @jtfike 3 месяца назад

    Maybe the doll was meant to sit on the components...you know, to hide them from the other player....

  • @PaulaDeming
    @PaulaDeming 3 месяца назад +1

    you are my hero

  • @frankaponte9285
    @frankaponte9285 2 месяца назад

    this is part of the nofx "she's nub" universe, right? right??

  • @SolarasNaracott
    @SolarasNaracott 2 месяца назад

    This is the best board game review i have ever seen😮.

  • @radicalpaddyo
    @radicalpaddyo 3 месяца назад

    At least 400 dollars is a cheaper than a decent date night.

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 3 месяца назад

    Does it support two-handed soloing?

  • @AJfromGA
    @AJfromGA 3 месяца назад

    Best review I've seen in years.

  • @nathangrice2719
    @nathangrice2719 9 дней назад

    I’m sorry to hear that you weren’t able to get the doll working :/ did you check if it needs batteries?

  • @renegadez24
    @renegadez24 3 месяца назад

    It's not even April fools ah U got me

  • @lancourt
    @lancourt 3 месяца назад +1

    You are a savage and I love it!

  • @jtfike
    @jtfike 3 месяца назад

    Here comes all the kickstarter fanboys rushing in to defend the doll now.....

  • @samuelwillis
    @samuelwillis 3 месяца назад

    this proves that dice tower is a bunch of cowards

  • @Portponky
    @Portponky 3 месяца назад +1

    bet the doll would be amazing at Dubious

  • @_The_Rake
    @_The_Rake 2 месяца назад

    You should have used sleeved cards. I hope you don't have regrets later.