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Modiji and Imran Khan | Standup Comedy by Abijit Ganguly
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2021
- Releasing a stand-up bit where I primarily talk about Modiji, Amit Shah and Imran Khan. Also a little about journalists such as Arnab Goswami & Sudhir Choudhary.
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Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Venue Courtesy - Above The Habitat, Mumbai
Shot by The Habitat Videography Team - Dishang Popat, Vivian Castalino, Harsh Shah, Aditi
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team - Swarada Bodas
Edited by Aseem Mathur / Neona Films
Audio Mixing and Mastering : Sreejith Menon
Thumbnail/Creative Credits - Akshay Shinde
#Standupcomedy #Modiji #Imrankhan
He is a Bengali and his in laws are Gujrati, wonder what would have happened in his house during the bengal elections.
lol yeah. absolute carnage! or perhaps he supports the left....
38.1 percent bengal people vote for BJP and in 2019 bengal lok sabha election 41.6 percent bengal people vote for BJP in which world are you living 😂😂😂😂
@@sushanttyagi8149 so?
@@manasizpaul3880 he was trying to say that gujrati vote for modi and bengali doesn't so i replied to him that bengali also vote for BJP
@@manasizpaul3880 if any bengali married to gujrati so they both can support BJP
Chidiya reference nailed it 😂😂
This is Reality
We thought something else. Good that he clarified later.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Manan Thakur if you see it means you're also there
@Manan Thakur
Xavier ki ID boht logo ne bana rakhi he
Wahi Comments karte he
Article 370 is not a joke
Modi made its joke😂😂
😂😂😂@@pradnyaghayal3469
@@pradnyaghayal3469 = RAGA 😂😂😂😂😂
Legends says he never returned to his home after this show
He did "Vo dekho chidiya" with audience by passing Imran jokes after modi jokes 😂😂
indeed 😂
@Tanveer no, he's still a nut
ohhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
after making joke on Modiji
Abhijit be like : " Wo dekho Chidyaa "
(imran khan)
Kya hi content hai yaar Gajab.
Exactly no content this poor ganguly making money in the name of Modi.
By that mean Modi is his god
@AT wow😂😂😂😂
Chotiya to Nawaz sharif tha.. imran khan ne to indian actress ki bhi li or ab Modi ki le raha hy.
He can't mock Mamata.
Just usual comedian with no guts
advertiseUSA He have not mocked any CM- be it Mamata Banerjee or Yogi Adityanath
he is toh telling intelligent jokes... even his audience is smart.... Chacha C and saaboo🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That Shiv Sena point! 👏 Loved it! Performance linked paise 🤣
Shiv sena?which?under shinde?
8:20 se pahle tk soch Raha thaa , WhatsApp status lagata hu video ko pr apne ko A certificate nahi chalta🙏😂😂
Audience to stand up comedians : bina modi k jokes suna kr btao
Comedians : wo dekho chidia 😂😂😂
2014 से पहले चमचे भी ऐसे ही बातें करते थे
@gangwarnirpendra haan bhai sab tujhpe hee haste hai😂
😂😂🤣🤣
@gangwarnirpendra kon tera bap?
Modi and his propaganda machine is running a full time comedy on National television. Comedians to sirf choch gili kar rahe hain 🤭
For next time, we all are expecting one video on TMC and Mamta Banerjee..
He can make joke on Modi ! Or BJP cuz they are liberal, TMC and Mamata don't endorse such liberalism,
If he makes it, Then next day he won't gonna breath
Better report this video
@@chakripaladi why??
AMOL PATIL - And we can't expect any common sense and intelligence from you. Bcoz you haven't got any of it !
And also Rahul Gandhi , Kejriwal & Owaisi👍
Who said Modi failed to give Employment?
Abhijit Ganguly and some fellow comedians are getting work under Modi's name!😑😑
Godi media too😜
Boot licking piddi media too
U too🤣🤣🤣
As if Modi is paying for them... reality can't be hidden...this is what happening in our country...hatebloodymodi
And people like you getting 2 rupees per hate per praise message 😂😂
You are a very witty, smart and intelligent person. Your style of conveying the humour is very soothing. Keep it up.👍
Audience: we want good quality content/jokes.
Abhijit: wo dekho Chidiya!!🙂
Bhai 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
OMG.Sucj a lier. When Modiji said " o log Modi ko marna chata." Faltu. I respect Modiji.
Rahul Gandhi kya hai pura India samajh gaye but aap nehi samjhe. And Hindu Muslim aaplog kor rahe ho. Ram ka naam korne se jalte ho. Lekin bato bato pe Inse allah bolne se kuch nehi hota
Such a lier
Arey bhai
People of India: Where is the development?
Andh Bhakts: Woh dekho Anti Nationals!!
7:53 subtitles are too great mind blown🔥🔥🔥😂😂
Yeah, shashi tharoor wrote it himself.......and it is so extra ordinary fabulous
Tharoor words
😅
Mr Kamra is also obsessed with Modi ji! It is like one long joke of Kamra which he feels is still funny
No brother the jokes are on this nation, and it's people because of they are blinded by a moron and his disciples
@@RanjithSethu_findmehere I am sorry but I don't think that the joke is on nation and if by any chance this is the case, then I literally feel sorry for that guy. It is like blaming the nation for all his bad choices and failed career. Secondly, if the joke is on Modi ji then also it is done being funny, no doubt initially it was something new but, now it is like the same story over and over again, there are other comics who also target politics but they have a diverse content whereas, with Kamra it is just one long story and the best part was when he tried to get some variety by creating a rant on Carryminati . I am certainly sure he is the guy who has reaped the benefits of Pradhan Mantri Garib Kalyan Rojgar yojna indirectly.
Dude I am a Pakistani and loved the Imran Khan bit. (I even voted for him)
Chal bekuf
Khuda ke liye ainda na kerna. Pak tabah ker dia
tum be testicles pe daal lagate ho kya😂😂
@@wahz_amd Ab khush hai? 🤣🤣🤣
@@Naqvioski Shuker hai Bajwa ka. 2 thapar maar ker nikal dia werna Pak was about to go bankrupt. Haha
After making jokes on bjp and modi, he is like "wo dekho chidiya" imaan khaan jokes
Edit: you guyz are the best. Thanks for likes.😀
True
Ye to gaya 😂
Pehle kaamra jayega
Ekdum bhai, yahi soch rha tha 😂
perfect observation
Imran friends be like "Hotton se daal khaye ya gotton se"
😂😂😂😂
😂
🔥
Nailed it😂
Otteri 😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂
Momta didi ka bhi kuch joke sunao ?? oh party ka sawal hai !!
Latest addition : - Adani ke Mundra port ka 3000 kg heroin, Modiji :- Woh dekh Aryan Khan caught for drugs.
NCB is working for both but what can we do if media just shows one news...
Fyi it was Ahmedabad authority only who cought them and for all the ports in india who so ever manages it...but chacking part is always under control of local authorities...and they found it...
Righ wing isn't showing it bcz it is on adani port (although there isn't any fault of him, infact Adani said officials are open to inspect any time and we will co operate with them...)
And left media isn't covering it bcz if they do so then it will seem like modi isn't biased towards Adani and takes proper inspection...
In case of Mundra port also there have been around 7 to 8 people arrested and things are going on...
Abbay adani poet pe heroin iran 🇮🇷 k cargo ma aaya tha jiske baaf adani port na iran 🇮🇷 k uper sanctions lagay the heroin afghanistan ka tha black se india laya gaya tha
PURI BAAT JAAN FIRR BHOOKA KAR CHUTIYA SALA
Aren't you appreciating the security imposed in Adani Port who caught drugs from Islamic Republic of Iran 😂
@@vibhaskulkarni bhai 70 saal ka socialism Bharara hua hai inke dimag me...itni jaldi nahi niklega 🤣....Ambani bad....adani bad....loan waiver good free ka fayda good🤣
@@mybangaloredays Very true.. Elon Musk is good, Steve Jobs is good.. 40,000 crore vaccination program with free distribute is good 😂
I hoped when he asked who's obsessed with modi? Someone from the audience says Abijit Ganguly.. 😂😂
I taught he would say, Modi himself😁
Le Kunal Kamra: to main kya karun? Job chhod doon?
Me: maine kab rokha tha...😂
@@rezzyrockit6329 exactly yrr
Hope u get more likes that the video
Great idea to make jokes on Pakistan's PM after criticizing Modi. Samajne waale samaj gaye. ;)
@A for Apple bhai ye hi likhne waala tha mai😂😂
@A for Apple Exactly. He is Briliant!
what a observation bro
What's the context of this comment can someone tell me
Neutralization op 🤣
Make a joke on didi... Let's see you stay alive or not. Btw, performance is good👍👍👍
Yes
He doesn’t have the courage. Good performance but like many other pseudo seculars in the country
There are jokes on didi too.
Didi is not relevant as modi Shah etc cuz they are in Centra power
Please enlighten us with authentic links, when did Mamta attack arrest or prosecute or kill comedians, journalists or non violent citizens.
BJP bihari up bhakts had been imported to terrorise Bengali tmc party workers. And modi shah abandoned them after elections
It looks that he bringing out his frustration against BJP in the name of Joke.🤣
This bengali comedian let make jokes about Mamtha banerjee even once, will see if he still stays alive after that 😂😂😂😂
🤣😂
He is from Delhi...
😂😂
@@ar_007_ind He is a Bengali origin
bomb attack by didi goons are tmc speciality.
7:10 : He who remains knows everything. 😂😂😂😂
This was deep dude
Lokiiiiiii
can anyone explain... please :(
@@kalyanben10 it's a reference to 'Loki' web series..
Loki
Mja nhi aaya beta thodi or mehnat kro ... Hasi bhi aani chahiye
"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." 😉
Reminds me of how Abdul keep saying "I am indian too", and "Hindostan kisi k baap ka thodi h" ;)
Vikas bhai kahan hai aap, time mile to kabhi hindustan bhi aa jaiyega. Yahan Indians 7 saalo se intezar kar rhe hain.
We don't care unless the Axe keeps the weed out. The weed which is threating the very existence of ethnic Assamese in our lands. The weed that beats ups our Assamese doctors. So much for giving them shelter from Bangladesh. The weed which may outnumber us soon bcs of their amazing quran which prohibits condoms 🖕
And the weed which has spread out to other states and has been caught planning terror attacks
@@knight_23 Enjoying Acche din 😂
2014 2021
Petrol 72₹ 104₹
Center's Tax on Petrol 14% 33.9%
Diesel 58₹ 92₹
Intrl. CrudeOil was (108$) (47$)
LPG cylinder. 567 851
Cooking Oil. 88 220
Milk per litre 38 62
Railway Platform Ticket. 5 50
Transportation Fare Ticket increased by 30%
Facts- While in 2016, when crude oil price was dropped to just 26$, then also we were paying around 78₹.
In 2008 Crude oil price jumped to 146$, but we were paying around 66₹,
FunFact- Since this government came in 2014, crude oil price never touched triple digit, and we didn't paid price less than 70₹,
While last yr. Price dropped to 11$ but we were paying around 78₹ Only.
More FunFacts- In May-June month, price of petrol was changed more than 40times..
Vow.. So much Vikaas..
Few more Vikaas-
Highest Unemployment rate in 45yr since 2019 only.
Negative GDP growth rate.
Dollar-Rs all time high
Crumbling Heath Infrastructure,
80lakh+ corona deaths (60lakh+ Murdered from one community only 😉)
we have reached that level that it's First time in the History that we are receiving Aids from countries like Taiwan, Thailand, Romania, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Uzbekistan.
Shame
Rona nahi, Tumhare Murga Anda dega 😉
When comedian makes more sense than news channels.
Bhai purana ho gaya hai ye dialogue 😅
@@nimishpoddar6474 but still make sense.
bhai rehne de ....tujhse na ho paayega
@@nishantjaikari2484 maybe....but only for whatsapp woke graduates 😂
after spitting fake news
7:65 see in the subtitle how he used the quote of Shahi Tharoor which Shashi had used to describe Arnab ....truly amazing. Brilliant
You have the balls to do jokes on BJP politics ...Man you are braver than Soldiers dude...🎉Salute you bro!
0:59 when your audience is so in sync with your performance, that they are able to understand the next incoming joke from the hint and laugh beforehand
I would agree that it is a merit of his wirting but it's not so much being in sync as the audience being perceptive, infact depending on their level of understanding, some could have lauged even sooner
0
@@ug1880 exactly
@@ug1880 they first laughed on the stupidity of the niece. Then they figured out the next upcoming joke connecting her behaviour to indian society,. hence the second bigger wave of laugh
@@TamalPal lol i wonder what kind of people would laugh at a joke based on the behaviour of a 2 year old
He just used Imran Khan as a "Chidiya" to divert attention of Modi followers.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆lol
true that aniti national name XD
lol yes
Quite a flight of imagination.
Why isn't this clown joking about Didi Mamata.
Bete people in India who are connected with Bengal know what is going on in Bengal how Bangladeshis and Rohingyas are increasing in Bengal and hindus are running from Bengal sooner or later Bengalis will realise the mistake but it will be to late for them
I watched this after watch 8-9 videos of Vir Das... I must say that Vir is on another level.
Try. Varun grover
Try Kunal Kamra
Try Jimmy Carr. You'll be blown away
Lol
High IQ audience understanding the chidiya joke before the punchline.
Na, just common sense 😂
It's just a common sense 😁
I didn't get it. What was it?
@@rk02536 apni baat nhi kr rha hai , live show me jo audience thi unki kar rha hai
You look intelligent but you should not overestimate the intelligence of general people
Abijit is turning into Kunal Kamra-lite 😜
Bro please, Abhijit is funny and he does comedy instead of chanting Modi Modi😂😂
One video on mamta banerjee
60k sensex and yeah it's recession... 😂
If they remove religion and politics from standup half of the comedian will loose their jobs.
True that
It's because of godi media . Ab Kisi ko toh sensible BAAT karni padegi na
@@theviraladda4473 anybody saying godi media on any comment itself are brainwashed and can't reply logically
And thats why they don't, coz writing real jokes would need takent
Narendra Modi and Hinduism to be precise..
I was watching this while I was eating dal and roti!!
Modi & Co supporting careers of these standup comedians from Abijit to Kunal and jobless journalists from Rana Ayub to Ravish since 2014! 😀
Still every indian knows ki " aayega to modi hi." 😂
Sometimes I think ki Modiji nhi hote tho kitno ka career bante bante reh jata yaar 😭
In your next video make fun of Mamata Banerjee if you can 😁
Yes these people love Modi from inside.
Ye because modi is comedy material
Bhai jinda jla degi isey😑
Uske baad yeh zinda nahi rahega jitna yeh foe ke naam pe phadphadata h na uske liye bachega hi nahi😂😂😂
They love india kyunki kaha milega itna content 😂😂
this is kind of healthy content, loved it🔥😂
but remember you are in Bengal, never get carried away in emotion thinking you'd joke on Didi, you'll be dead bhai🙁🤐
Very underrated and highly intellectual comment
True Bro..He has no guts to comment on Didi...
@@bi873 Modi is an Idiot Joker n Didi is Smart that's the difference why there's no Joke on smart people 😁
@@jaihind7886 oh that mamta who did not allowed farmers to give their land to tata motors even if unhe waha par job milne wali thi ghar milne wale the aur paisa bhi milne wala tha an idiot women
@@jaihind7886 Didi IS the Joke
Genuine, unbiased and blunt tragedy. Thank you.
Unbiased Mamata jokes. Very interesting!
Modi Govt constructed more roads, bridges, toilets and industrial corridors in 7 years than the previous Govt in 50 years.. After removal of Art 370, first time electricity reached the villages of Ladakh after 75 years & Govt sends Indian Airforce planes for Kashmiri 'muslim' students to write NEET/JEE exam in Delhi 🇮🇳
@@vibhaskulkarni why only for Kashmiri students? Would they have sent it for you or me? Hmmm 🤔! Something's cooking! 😂
@@lokeshchoudhary614 Because we are not under threat of being Killed. Terrorists have targeted such national important exams, they don't approve Kashmir youth participating in pan India Institution. Just for sake of security, exam center is Delhi and Govt of India takes the responsibility of Kashmirs.
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Stone pelters now have different opinion..
He literally did "woh dekho chidiya" with audience... samajne wale samaj gaye hoge😜😜🤣🤣🤣
I m watching this while cooking DAAl.... And now m going to through it in dustbin😂😂
throw*
Modi Govt constructed more roads, bridges, toilets and industrial corridors in 7 years than the previous Govt in 50 years.. After removal of Art 370, first time electricity reached the villages of Ladakh after 75 years & Govt sends Indian Airforce planes for Kashmiri 'muslim' students to write NEET/JEE exam in Delhi 🇮🇳
And then they say there is no freedom of speech in india....
It is here....but BJP is trying to destroy it.
Bhakt 😂😂😂😂
@@deepakkumar-vc4ld i m bhakt,hi librandu😅
0:39 explain India situation in modi regime audience nervously laughing while also hiding face.
aree tum sarcasm samaj ke aao kya hota hai pak
BJP Zindabad !!!!!
JAI SHREE KRISHNA 🚩🚩
bhakts are confused that they should abuse him for modi joke or like him for imran khan joke.
Naah... Let him be obsessed with both of them... We knew all of his shit when he asked bat kar sakte h na...??? 😂
I mean that's exactly what Modi wants tum usko appease karo ya criticize he just wants to stay in limelight I don't support him but still I can say Bjp will easily win 2024 even 2029 coz there is no strong opposition
@@kartikkk.kkk13 We all know he is not the best but better than other fools
@@officialrightwingerorwthe966
Bhai tum log district ke liye bhi modi ko vote dete ho 😂
@@blaqarot45 bhai tum vo log ho jo lok sabha election mein bhi mamta, akhilesh sharad pawar ko vote dete ho
If modiji is distracting you than who stopped u to not to get distracted ..??
Modiji is a politician not an NGO ,and every politcian think of next election so is modiji
Jali na... Tereko jali na... Burnol laga beta
@@controksr Tu laga le yaar.....rehne do tumhari to 2014 se jalti aa rahi hai 🤣🤣🤣
@@Keval_ancient hum tho sabhi choro se jalte aa rhe he... Pehle angrezo se , phir congress se aur abhi bj pee se🤣🤣🤣 tum chat the raho beta...
@@controksr aur beta tum jalte rehna puri zindagi...aur hum khush hai hi Modi Government se....." Aayega to Modi hi "
@@Keval_ancient koun he ye... Kaha se aate he ye ajeebo gareeb sristi... Utale re bagwan utale... Mereko nhi re inko..
Modiji is the new genre of stand-up comedy
Modi Govt constructed more roads, bridges, toilets and industrial corridors in 7 years than the previous Govt in 50 years.. After removal of Art 370, first time electricity reached the villages of Ladakh after 75 years & Govt sends Indian Airforce planes for Kashmiri 'muslim' students to write NEET/JEE exam in Delhi 🇮🇳
the problem here is he isn't talking about NDTV🤡🤡
That chidiya reference🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
What this means? Explain.
Modiji exists :
Struggling Comedians - Modiji main tumhe chunta hu.
True 🤣🤣🤣
Yahi comment search kar raha tha, ki koi Andhabhakts jarur karega!
here comes another one giving titles to one , expressing the views
@@jkshallinheritearth3883 great, atleast u got a comment of ur choice
I'm a bengali but I support BJP why? I live in Haryana
start from home. you're Bengali, start with mamta.
then you'll see the difference.
Great reply brother
He will be thrown into prison
Only Rahul Gandhi can be addressed like that.
So,you know the difference!
Modi can be addressed in much humiliating ways brother 😂
Watch Kunal Kamra
If I'm not wrong congress party workers created ruckus in office of that ad agency who made Storia milkshake ad mocking Rahul Gandhi recently.
@@khanshoyeb7 Kunal Kamra? Who’s career is ranting about Modi?😂😂
Or else even TV comedians are better
Chodiji me baat toh zaroor hai 😂 😂 😂
Abijit, besides being an amazing stand up comic you are also a brave man. Kudos to you and your breed. More power to you.
The breed that you think he is staying up bravely against are sensible enough to understand what is comedy, unlike the other peaceful breed
Few people, including you, were aware of the realities of Godi media and Modi ji.
Modiji ko yahi to chahiye, tum criticize karo ya appreciate, he remains in the limelight which wins him vote makes him the most popular candidate for PM.
Koun he ye... Kaha se aate he ye....
True
The audience ruined such a great standup by applauding after literally every punchline I am like guys can't you just laugh like a normal person.
Typical crowd behavior. If you were there you'd also do what they did!
@@anupsagar1990 what he meant was behave normally, wait for the set to end then remove hand off your mouth & let go of your laughter the way you see fit ... rules, rules, rules 3:)
Indian audience - paisa diya hai to zada haske jayega
@@ShaitaaN_raju 😂 No I just meant clapping everytime a punchline ends is annoying and not a natural reaction that's all
@@anupsagar1990 Maybe you're right idk
Bengal Didi(Begum) is not so Bengali though his In laws are atleast Gujarati 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Earns his bread on Modiji.
Aur koi kuch ukhaad bhi nahi sakta 😜😂😂
@@freddiem6805 Ukhaadne ka waqt aya nahi. Ayega bhi aur ukhrega bhi.
An All politicians and modi earn his chapati on public money modi my servent 😂and all corrupt politicians 😂
Bhai we accepted this profromance from you because you are from West Bengal ,, di di is doing great to welcome un wanted refuges 🙏🇮🇳🙏🇮🇳😊😊😊
thats right so now BSF is being controlled by state govt landbhakt
We Bengalis are prepared to let the refugees in.... They are humans; if we ever need to kick out trash, we could just kick out the Andhbhakts of Bengal. You people don't even have any genuine criticism of someone who attacks BJP, you just use logical fallacies.
@@yuvrajganguly beggars of india , sick state of india with beggar cm mamomto didi ..
@@yuvrajganguly bro Bengal ke elections me kya hota hai na sabko bata hai
Abhi dekha nahi kya apne ballot boxes utha ke bhage the TMC ke log aur aap jo refugees andar le rahe ho na wo astin ke saap hai saap ko kitna bhi dudh pilao dasenge hi wo India me already population Kam hai kya ki hum kisi ko bhi desh me le le aur Mamta ji ko to sirf votes chahiye Rohingyao ke iss liye appeasement chal Rahi hai jab ye log unke hi gale padd jayenge na tab pata chalega
@@vrushalineralkar9927 So refugees are astin ka saap? Suno, yeha hum insaan ko insaan samajh te hain. Insaan ko insaan ke tara dekho, shayad bhabishya rahega, nahi toh kuch nahi rakha hain, nahi toh sab Manipur.
You ruined dal for me buddy😂😂😂
Imran's wife or now ex-wife did so
Same Pinch Bro 😁🤣😣
Jis din BJP jeet jaata hai mein Ravish, deshbhakt, dhruv Rathee, newslaundry, faye d souza dekhta rehta hun
Still waiting for humour and beyond comics
Yea!
"Lentils on Testacles Was Hilarious 😂"
Love From Kashmir
PS:Thank God I Saw This Video After Lunch Coz Maine Daal Khaya 🤣
Love from Maharashtra
Jai hind..laanat on jihadi sooars..jai hind bhai..
@@josephsamson8761 joker
@@himanibelsare3739 ❤
@@josephsamson8761 Let This Comedy Video Be the Comedy Video Don't bring Jihad in Everything
Reality is Way Different Than Ur Imagination
Let The peace prevail And Enjoy The Comedy
"The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those that speak it."..
- #GeorgeOrwell
Truth and "Mohammed" are antonyms right?
That's y u hate when world speaks truth abt u ppl 😂
@@naveennaveen-cs3nh
5 brother's F***CK 1 women is that right?
Lost wife in gambling and all cousins rape her is it right?
Women's pray god's L****D is that right?
Every religion have bad and good things
Don't judge others religion unless your religion is perfect
@@Chugchug19 I can just walk away saying that that's not my book. Bcs I don't belong to any religion. Hinduism unlike abrahamic religions is not stupid, mindless adherence to some book.
@@Chugchug19 come on Bobby 😂stay out of this. You know yours would be the first religion to be eliminated if a civil war breaks out. And u know that u r surviving bcs of benevolent, docile Hindus 😁. Remember Aisa bibi case?
Ary momta didi pr bhi mana lee… ya phatt liiii 🤣🤣🤣
PEOPLE WHO ARE OFFENDED BY THIS:-
This is what A. P. J. Abdul Kalam sir said About Jokes when Vir Das made a joke on him. "Jokes are meant to be laughed at. You smile at the joke, not the subject of the joke. Understand. That is the idea of the joke. If a joke is good, you laugh - if it is not, you don’t. That’s it. There is no need to feel offended if you didn’t like it, forget the joke."
8:16
Pakistan Cricket players be like " Is this some kind of Ball tampering? Very innovative! " 😍
People saying Modi haven't provided any jobs. Look at all these stand ups, their livelihood is only sustaining by abusing Modi. 😂
Jali na teri bhi jali na😂🔥
Bhai Indore aja show karne, this time we will take it sportingly 😂😂 😂😂
Remember that Mr. Ganguly (by the way, my wife is a Ganguly) is a "Probashi Bangali" (a Bengali who grew up outside Bengal) and we Probashi Bangalis tend to be very different from the lazy cheap talk majority of West Bengal, we are much more like the rest of Indians, we are dynamic and we achieve, we don't make excuses.
The fact that he's telling truths and we're laughing. That's real IRONY.
Modi hmara baap hai ... He is our Lord
@@jddj1112 Itti si baat k liye maa ko badnaam mat kar bro😂
@@jddj1112 fake account se comment 🤣🤣🤣
Isko kabhi mamta k baare me puchna
Toh kya kare rahul gandhi ko vote ya kejriwal ko 😂
When comedians dont have any jokes they joke about Politics.
And when politicians are incompetent they induldge in mudslinging
@@DeepakKumar-ob6yx Oh really he said that bjp dont focus on development
Bjp is doing that too…just becoz u dont know that doesnt mean it dont ex!st
While you doubt the resilience of Indian entrepreneurs, small businesses, traders and MSMEs to revive themselves;
manufacturing sector grew 6.9% in Jan-March 2021 quarter,
construction grew 14.5%,
Steel & Cement grew 27.3% & 32.7% (Mar 2021)
Impt to note,since ths growth is over & above pre-lockdown period of March 2020.
The output of eight core sectors jumped by 56.1 per cent in April mainly due to a l0w base effect and uptick in production of natural gas, refinery products, steel, cement and electricity, official data released show.
Created lakhs of toiltet , decreasing open defectants.
3 universities listed on global 200 ranking , this shows how muc NDA focussed on quality education
India first time came in top 9 exporters of agricultural products.
Now "reality" is often disappointing for you
@@DeepakKumar-ob6yx arre bhai Congress se puch 70 saal se kya kiya fir ana modiji par reality apne aap samne ajae gi
yes, they have to joke about politics as the politicians are doing comedy with the country. ....
@@DeepakKumar-ob6yx inko paida kiya hoga unhone....inki maata ne inhe ye raaz haal hi me bataya hoga..... aur kya.....
My God you are too good, Speachless content is so relatable ❤️
Bhai jab joke bolo tab ye bhi bata dena kab hasna hai.
" Bhaisahab, ye kuch jyada nahi ho gaya" 😂😂
Amazing 👌👌 Finally someone is taking stand and expressing their Feelings about current political Situation.
I hope nothing like @munawwar faroqui happens with you bro.
You jus nailed it. Keep it up. 👌👌❤️❤️❤️
You should have used a thumbs up emoji like the audience
Look Lnd Namazi Farooqui insult religion and here It was joke on modi not on religion .
Some members displeased with the exasperating farrago of distortion and misrepresentations being broadcast by an unprincipled showman masquerading as comedian 😂😂😂. Tharoor level
😂😂👌👌👌
Let's be real, you mimicked tharoor pretty well there. I'm impressed.
@@animealpha4795 After a little scrutinizing I twigged that you are youtuber
His expression after every joke is priceless😂😂
After 1yr since this video was released I am watching it.. I am watching old video.. and I feel how ironic it is.. I never heard Modi saying Muslim even once in his career as PM. After watching Modi's speech on 15Aug22 and watching this video something is not matching for laugh... and where is Imran Khan is where.. ex PM of pakistan is now in jail for anti national activities .. shit what is the irony..
Thoda 2002 me gujrat wala bhi jaan lo
@@mohdajmal6808 sare cases se free hai.. dono Amit Shah bhi aur Modi bhi.. 2004 se 2014 tak UPA ki govt thi.. 2002 me bhi mili jhuli govt thi.. Pura govt ke establishment Modi aur Shah ke against me thi.. Shah ko jail me bhi daal diya tha.. Modi aur Shah ne kabhi na to Shiv Sena na Mamta na khujliwal na Rahul aur puri congress jesa natak road per kiya.. 20hrs ke puchtach ke baad bhi Shanti se Bahar nikala.. BJP ne koi saath nahi diya.. aaj tak kisi bhi religion ka apne Muh se burai nahi kiya hai.. ha apne original culture me khub pride leta hai aur sanatan aur development ki baat karta hai.. communist aur congress ke chakar me tum sirf nafrat me mare ja rahe ho... aur sunn godra express me aag kisne lagwai? Gujrat se lage hue 3 states the unme govt kiski thi congress ki, jinhone police force Dene se mana kar diya tha, sabse Zada police ki goliyo se kon mare? Aur jisne Hara khel racha tha aur Modi ko fasane ki kosis ki thi vo aaj kaha hai? To 2002 yaad dilane se pehle ache se Google search kar le, sare cases ki evidences ko dekh le.. Pata chal jayega ki kon kiska use kar raha tha aur abhi bhi kar raha hai..
@@maddy22001 jake Yogi ka election jitne se phele ka speech dekh lo kitna muslimo ke khilan bol rha tha ki wo eclection jeeta to muslimo marwa dega ...aur usme jagah ke naam badalne ke alawa kiya hi kya hai 1000crore se gyada kharch ho gye ... airport bol rha hai railway station bol rha hai government property ko bech kr apna packet bhra ja rha ye government ki property hai unke baap ki nhi ki jo marzi khi ka airport bech de railway station bhech de
@@mohdajmal6808 Modi per bas nahi chala to Yogi per aa gaya.. ab to CM hai? Kitne muslim marwa diye? Law & order Kitna sudar diya hai ye to UP ke log khud batate hai.. naam badal diya to kya galat kiya? Tere baap Dada ya par dada ne to apna panth hi badal diya tha.. ek hajaro saal ki sabhyata ko tyag diya aur 1400 saal purane majhab ko apna liya.. majhab koi bhi rakh lo per apne culture aur uski values ko hi chodh diya.. talwar ki nuak per ya kisi cheej ke lalach me.. aaj ke din UP me investment aa rahi hai, road ban rahe hai, metro aa rahi hai, ganna kisano ko paisa mil raha hai, companies aa rahi hai.. aur sabse badi baat ki waha aaj law & order pehle se kahi Zada acha hai.. ab bolega ki muslims ko jail me band kar diya ya encounter kar diya.. to Yogi ne sirf criminals per action kiya hai.. ab vo kis community se aate hai usko Matlab nahi.. sara opposition ek ho gaya tha na kya ukhad liye Yogi ka? Tum logo ka sirf use ho raha hai.. tumhare haatho se tumhi ko marwa dege ya fir kisi aur ko marwa dege fir laso per rajniti karege.. ye Modi desh ko duniya me aur yogi UP ko desh me best banane ke liye kaam kar rahe hai.. dimag laga.. ek pure bhasan ya interview me se do line sunke pop corn ki terah mat uchal.. 2024 se pehle desh me aag lagane ki puri taiyari chal rahi hai.. tuje khud decide karna hai ki kitni research kar sakta hai.. research vahi achi hoti hai jisme apne opposition ke facts ko bhi sunne ki takat ho.. sambhal ja.. itni hate leke kaha jayega..
@@maddy22001 lawde ka law order jake record dekho rog hazaro rape jo rhe kitna.murder ho ha hai ..ha ye bol skte ho chupata acha hai ...COVID ke time raat me ake bol diye lockdown aise koi cheeg nhi hota bina planned ke kitne log hazar km chale ke apne ghr gye kitne log raste me mr gye hospital me oxygen ki kami se kitne log mare ..q ki pm card fund ka maal to ander ghusa liya tha ..dusre wave me nikal wo bhi 5% paisa .sara chla gya election
Modi Ji exists...
Struggling comedians - I choose You !!
7:52 Nailed it with the subtitles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
Isko bj uttar Pradesh me ye jinda nhi bachega
Mamta didi pe bhee bol de khuch himmat ho rahi ho to.
Pakistani here, really enjoyed the Imran Khan bits!
And I’ve voted for IK twice! 🤪😁😂
Imran p comedy video bn gayi,
He would be like Maine ghbrana nhi hai😂😂😂😂
At his home when his Papa asked him what the hell did u do he be like : Papa apko ghabrana nahi hai.
Sadly only few comedians can really match up with Amit Tandon..Clean and politics free comedy..
True 😊 he's the best👏👏👏👏👌👌 👌
If news channel become comedy shows, comedians will discuss politics.
Modi Govt constructed more roads, bridges, toilets and industrial corridors in 7 years than the previous Govt in 50 years.. After removal of Art 370, first time electricity reached the villages of Ladakh after 75 years & Govt sends Indian Airforce planes for Kashmiri 'muslim' students to write NEET/JEE exam in Delhi 🇮🇳
Now your Amit Tandon is selling sabji on Country Delight!
I watched this while eating daal chawal 🥲🥲🥲....now I can't eat ......
He can say BJP is anti-muslim. But doesn’t have guts to say Congress is anti-hindu.
Gr8 comedian!
इस बार ऐसा लगा, भाई जैसे डर डर के जोक मार रहा है । 😂😂
😅😅
Standup comedians should make political jokes like him rather than jokes on religion
Bro they are different topics. 😑
Kya problem hai tereko religious jokes se?
@@gourabmukherjee9443 globally maximum log hypersensitive hote he bhai religious topics pe
@@sayanbose4931 religious logo ka ek hi kaam hai...subah utho...offend ho...dange karo....soo jao😂😂
@@9696996966 okk ola u uber 💣💣💣
Killed it man
bro that was awesome ,,,, amazing humor
love from Pakistan