What scares me is Broker is 43, Zuka is 51 (8 year age gap) Ban Hammer is 46 (I think), Medkit is 30 (16 year age gap) Vine Staff is 23, Scythe is 42 (19 year age gap) Subspace is 30, Vine Staff is 23 (7 year age gap)
Ok to be honest with you, as a person who likes some of these ships you mentioned I do have to admit some of them are pretty weird. Honestly, I feel like why a lot of people who likes these ships is probably because of how their story and dynamic goes. It would be pretty interesting to see a criminal fall in love with a warden (*cough cough* medhammer) and the other stuff too. It’s just that to me personally, I do love how fandoms creates amazing stories about different things, including ships. Honestly, I do love the creativity behind these ships and I would really love to see more of it. Ofc I don’t ship any of them bc I do prefer to use the canon facts over fandom, but yeah if you ship any characters together, honestly I don’t mind. It’s your choice to ship these characters. As long as you are not a proshipper and acknowledge the fact that the ship is toxic then it’s fine. You will also have to respect the ships that you don’t ship, or else you will probably hurt other people’s feelings. To the one who made this video and others who said that they hate the ships, I am not saying that you are the bad guy. In fact, it’s understandable why you would dislike these ships. It’s just that some other people could be hurt by what others have said bc they ship a ship that not a lot of people like. I just want to let them know that they aren’t along and as long as no one gets hurt in anyway, they can ship what they want. I just want to be considerate of others who ship anyone and don’t want their feelings hurt bc they want to fit in. I hope you understand why I said this and also hope that an argument doesn’t happen in the comment section.
@EHMMERS Yeah I do agree with that, it would never happen in canon, but doesn't hurt to have some canon divergence to make those science idiots in love
@@EHMMERS And then I get absolutely obliterated by the 3 people right next to the vinestaff (I fucking hate Katana’s that can actually aim and hit the Q move..)
Swocket - agreed Swocket is one of the most common ships (or in simple terms, everywhere on the phighting community), I don't really know what to say about it but it's a really healthy ship + agreed, it's quite interesting Skateshot - agreed+ Also same as swocket, but i also think of boombox as a third wheel. Shuribox - maybe. It's a little bit of a rare ship?? I don't rlly know what to say about it Hypertana - maybe + agreed I've realized it's the same as swocket and skateshot, But i don't like the weird stuff happening there. Brokerzuka - agreed It's the same as hypertana but a little bit toxic Vinespace - ??? I don't think that ship even makes sense plus don't know how to feel about it Valkbox - agreed WE R LIKE THE SAME HEIGHT??? okay this ship may be a little weird (since its idol x fan) but it could be a healthy one!! Medhammer - agreed. ew. I have so many things to say about this. My vision is this would be one of the proships (because this is Criminal x Police) + Absolutely toxic, They're like enemies Vinescythe - maybe It does exist but i just don't like the ship. (not hate), and scythe would be the person to destroy vine's flowers
i think vinescythe exists because of their dialogue with eachother, which people say “omg toxic yuri!! 😍😍😍😍” like. no. vinestaff hates scythe and im pretty sure the feeling is mutual??😭 also i literally agree with all of these, people are wild when it comes to shipping 😭😭, like their DYNAMICS (KEY WORD) are interesting, but in terms of story and age…… yeah no. Edit: ALSO ALSO ALSO OMG skateshot makes me so mad because like hello???? boombox IS QUITE LITERALLY THE THIRD WHEEL with them🙁 (even in their wikis it says “a dev said that skateboard is to slingshot like how sword is to rocket” or something like that. like bro???? where is my boy boombox?????😞 valkbox only makes sense because boombox is friends with the flipside but bro… when he’s with skate and sling he’s a third wheel 😭
I support a ytuber who likes medhammer... im a bit new so i never understood where it comes from so i just supported it bcs a ytuber i support likes it 😶
i support a ytber who also likes medhammer and tbh medkit and banhammer are sort of enemies?? like medkit is wanted and banhammer is a warden trying to catch him so hope this helps
BWAHAHAA the medhammer one is so real- like cmon how could they be in a relationship or smth?? every interaction they have just feels like ban insulting med for his past…
I haven't seen their dialogues together but I agree HEAVILY, how could they be in a relationship (Age gaps being normal in this game is crazily concerning)
@@EHMMERS dont even get me started on normalizing age gaps for the ships in this game, like people point that stuff out with vinescythe, but don’t even address it with more popular ships like medhammer (i keep on bringing it up ik i just have a personal hatred for this ship)
Finally I have found a shuribox hater,,, Let's smooch pookie😍 /Platonic with a massive jay (Also people ship vine n scy cuz of the "Aggressive? I like that." part of the dialogue)
the people on tiktok LOOVE rarepairs I find the normalization of age gaps pretty weird though (I know they’re all adults but it generally just doesn’t seem to float my boat)
@@EHMMERS shurirocket (it IS in the comment) me and my friend r matching with a shuriken and rocket pfp on disc because of our platonic marriage /hj (they were also the one to will shuirorkcet into reality and i was the one to call it stickybomb)
part 2 is up now
ruclips.net/video/W5TzTyc5iyc/видео.htmlsi=YMsSdLR_WdEy5DMV
FINALLY, SOMEONE AGREES THAT MEDHAMMER IS WIERD, LIKE I NEVER SEE THEM HAVING RELATIONSHIPS IN THE GAME. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW?
REAL. I'VE SEEN THINGS LIKE "MEDHAMMER DIVORCE ARC ROLEPLAYS" ON YT AND IN THE GAME LIKE WTF 😭
same
Yeaaa
IKRR MAN, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-
PLUS, ISN'T BANHAMMER LIEK 16 YEARS OLDER THAN MEDKIT? 😭😭😭
@@sillypersonthatlovesphighting IKR LIKE HBRO..
What scares me is
Broker is 43, Zuka is 51 (8 year age gap)
Ban Hammer is 46 (I think), Medkit is 30 (16 year age gap)
Vine Staff is 23, Scythe is 42 (19 year age gap)
Subspace is 30, Vine Staff is 23 (7 year age gap)
i think the brokerzuka age gap is wrong, it's an 8 year age gap
@@EHMMERS
Ah, I see. Thank you for telling me!
@@AStickman_ yw!
i mean, consenting adults
If you think 8 years is a lot, you have not been outside.
Ok to be honest with you, as a person who likes some of these ships you mentioned I do have to admit some of them are pretty weird. Honestly, I feel like why a lot of people who likes these ships is probably because of how their story and dynamic goes. It would be pretty interesting to see a criminal fall in love with a warden (*cough cough* medhammer) and the other stuff too. It’s just that to me personally, I do love how fandoms creates amazing stories about different things, including ships. Honestly, I do love the creativity behind these ships and I would really love to see more of it.
Ofc I don’t ship any of them bc I do prefer to use the canon facts over fandom, but yeah if you ship any characters together, honestly I don’t mind. It’s your choice to ship these characters. As long as you are not a proshipper and acknowledge the fact that the ship is toxic then it’s fine. You will also have to respect the ships that you don’t ship, or else you will probably hurt other people’s feelings.
To the one who made this video and others who said that they hate the ships, I am not saying that you are the bad guy. In fact, it’s understandable why you would dislike these ships. It’s just that some other people could be hurt by what others have said bc they ship a ship that not a lot of people like. I just want to let them know that they aren’t along and as long as no one gets hurt in anyway, they can ship what they want. I just want to be considerate of others who ship anyone and don’t want their feelings hurt bc they want to fit in. I hope you understand why I said this and also hope that an argument doesn’t happen in the comment section.
Well that was a lot, but thx for writing this 👍
@@EHMMERS np buddy ^^ and yes I do tend to write a lot as a writer myself
I AGREE MEDHAMMER SUCKS!!! THEY HAVE LIKE ONE INTERACTION AND THROUGH RELATIONS PROBABLY HATE EACHOTHER
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES!! plus i see it EVERYWHERE
I find it funny that Medhammer seems to be more toxic than Subkit actually and I agree with that
@@pearlconjurer i mean subkit is basically "enemies to lovers" but tbh med and subspecies would never like each other so oh well
@@pearlconjurer and yes you're correct medhammer is pretty toxic 🥲
@EHMMERS Yeah I do agree with that, it would never happen in canon, but doesn't hurt to have some canon divergence to make those science idiots in love
As a scythe main, Scythe x Vinestaff wouldn’t work because I simply maul every vinestaff I see that’s on the other team.
HELP 😭
@@EHMMERS And then I get absolutely obliterated by the 3 people right next to the vinestaff (I fucking hate Katana’s that can actually aim and hit the Q move..)
@@Fiddlestickswastaken same i hate those katanas 😞
true and real! unless the next match the vinestaff is on your team and you have to protect her everytime you get ambushed… 😞
@@lol_wtf.mp3 Rifle ult helps with that but it’s still a terrible job
I remember seeing a comment saying that medkit x sleep is the best ship (i still agree to this day)
MEDKIT X SLEEP- OH NOW I GET IT
The way I got an ad for a literal ship 😭😭
Swocket - agreed
Swocket is one of the most common ships (or in simple terms, everywhere on the phighting community), I don't really know what to say about it but it's a really healthy ship + agreed, it's quite interesting
Skateshot - agreed+
Also same as swocket, but i also think of boombox as a third wheel.
Shuribox - maybe.
It's a little bit of a rare ship?? I don't rlly know what to say about it
Hypertana - maybe + agreed
I've realized it's the same as swocket and skateshot, But i don't like the weird stuff happening there.
Brokerzuka - agreed
It's the same as hypertana but a little bit toxic
Vinespace - ???
I don't think that ship even makes sense plus don't know how to feel about it
Valkbox - agreed
WE R LIKE THE SAME HEIGHT??? okay this ship may be a little weird (since its idol x fan) but it could be a healthy one!!
Medhammer - agreed. ew.
I have so many things to say about this. My vision is this would be one of the proships (because this is Criminal x Police) + Absolutely toxic, They're like enemies
Vinescythe - maybe
It does exist but i just don't like the ship. (not hate), and scythe would be the person to destroy vine's flowers
i hate medhammer and vinescythe the most tbh
@EHMMERS agreed, vinescythe doesnt make sense and medhammer is just proship
@@vern._wawa how is medhammer a proship what
@vern._gaia MEDHAMMER ISNT A PROSHIP WHERE ARE U GETTING THIS FROM 😭😭😭😭
@the_desert_outlaw im pretty sure they're enemies or something like that, idk and they also have a 16 year age gap-?
(idk im sorry im stupid)
You’re so honest with these ships and I can see your point😭
oh ty 🥰
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT REALLY LIKE SHIPS THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
plot twist i actually like starfollower a bit
@@EHMMERS erm what the sigma.
@@pirateFromSouthIsland sorry to burst your bubble 😔
@@EHMMERS nah it’s fine…. Probably…
i think vinescythe exists because of their dialogue with eachother, which people say “omg toxic yuri!! 😍😍😍😍” like. no. vinestaff hates scythe and im pretty sure the feeling is mutual??😭
also i literally agree with all of these, people are wild when it comes to shipping 😭😭, like their DYNAMICS (KEY WORD) are interesting, but in terms of story and age…… yeah no.
Edit: ALSO ALSO ALSO OMG skateshot makes me so mad because like hello???? boombox IS QUITE LITERALLY THE THIRD WHEEL with them🙁 (even in their wikis it says “a dev said that skateboard is to slingshot like how sword is to rocket” or something like that. like bro???? where is my boy boombox?????😞 valkbox only makes sense because boombox is friends with the flipside but bro… when he’s with skate and sling he’s a third wheel 😭
That was a lot.
@@EHMMERS sorry i needed to yap about it 😞
…and i didnt feel like making 3 different comments about it either
0:37 IM 5'2 AND I THOUGHT I WAS SHORT I RLLY NEEDED THIS TY POOKIE ❤❤❤❤❤❤
YW 😭
not to brag or anything but... im about 5,4... heh... yeah, i know, im really tall..
@@elithepurple PEOPLE ARE SO TALL HOW 😭😭
@@EHMMERS boombox is still taller than me❤️❤️
@mostproestgamer Oh same 😞
Finally someone PHUCKING agree on the shuribox one, like bro they have no chemistry 💀💀💀
IKR- Like, one dialogue and they're shipped-
Its called a rarepair for a reason
@@SCYTHESWIFE i thought it was a kind of common ship?
Im a vinespace shipper but I respect ur opinion!!
Ty!
I support a ytuber who likes medhammer... im a bit new so i never understood where it comes from so i just supported it bcs a ytuber i support likes it 😶
i support a ytber who also likes medhammer and tbh medkit and banhammer are sort of enemies?? like medkit is wanted and banhammer is a warden trying to catch him so hope this helps
I agree with everything here 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
👍
(it's okay to have your own opinion btw!)
@@EHMMERSdude I don't know how you do it, but you made this video so agreeable omg
@@tiffanychou6869 oh lol-
0:54
Yes
BWAHAHAA the medhammer one is so real- like cmon how could they be in a relationship or smth?? every interaction they have just feels like ban insulting med for his past…
I haven't seen their dialogues together but I agree HEAVILY, how could they be in a relationship (Age gaps being normal in this game is crazily concerning)
@@EHMMERS dont even get me started on normalizing age gaps for the ships in this game, like people point that stuff out with vinescythe, but don’t even address it with more popular ships like medhammer (i keep on bringing it up ik i just have a personal hatred for this ship)
@JustAGenericGoofyFool Yeah I hate Medhammer too dw 👍
i like how people ship scythe and vine staff even though there is a 19 year age gap
I don't like it.
Finally I have found a shuribox hater,,,
Let's smooch pookie😍
/Platonic with a massive jay
(Also people ship vine n scy cuz of the "Aggressive? I like that." part of the dialogue)
i dont hat eshuribox i just think it's a weird ship but yehh
no but seriously who ships vinestaff and subspace 😭 0:30
Me
Phighting ships are concerning.
the people on tiktok LOOVE rarepairs
I find the normalization of age gaps pretty weird though
(I know they’re all adults but it generally just doesn’t seem to float my boat)
@@styriat same i find that,, concerning
i dont because i think its infinitely funnier to just have vinestaff go after subspace rabidly ON SIGHT
Finally someone who agrees that medhammer sucks
Real 😭
do true this is way subkit is the best ship ever
what
have you even seen my part 2 i hate subkit
I liek hypertana OLD MEN YAOI ‼️😭
my opinion tho i respect ur opinion its valid ‼️
What is with yaois like genuinely what is it 😭
Short yellow guy lmao
He is a short yelwlow guy
People when people do silly things in a silly fandom
ssilly
Awilie1!1!1!
I lov skateshot how dare u sa boombox 3 whee1!1
😈😈👹
I actually ship medhammer 😭(I KNOW THE AGE DIFFERENCE AND THEIR LORE OK LEAVE ME ALONE😭)
Oh it's alright even if I hate the ship I still respect you shipping medhammer 👍
Oh ok :}
gotta agree with on on that medhammer ship.
never liked it. it could never happen
along with vine staff and scythe.
imo never liked it.
again cause it would never work. (i read the lore too much)
Ships are so confusing.
For the last one, yes. For the rest, -1/10. I don’t understand why they have to ship people bro.
Hypertana deserves better.
muahahha
0:37 haha skill issue im 5'4 /j
WHEN I YOU THE YOU 😡😡😡😡😡 WHEN YOU YOU WHEN YOU YOUUU WHEN WHEN YOUU WHHDGSHX
0:22 i hate you…
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i dont like skateshot or swocket (i say while shipping stickybomb / shurirocket THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO INTERACTS SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE)
WAIT JUST CURIOUS EHATS STICKYBOMB?!
@@EHMMERS shurirocket (it IS in the comment)
me and my friend r matching with a shuriken and rocket pfp on disc because of our platonic marriage /hj
(they were also the one to will shuirorkcet into reality and i was the one to call it stickybomb)
@clyde-or-monty OH alr 👍
the only other phighting ship i ship is uh swordboard
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@clyde-or-monty swordboard is a cool name for the ship 😋👍