The People of 2Fort
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welcome to 2fort. the one map tf2 documentary. #tf2 #teamfortress2
today i bring you a 2fort mockumentary. here's some of the funny players i recorded when playing tf2. some of these clips are way old and some are newer. fun fact though they are all on team fortress 2. and to the people telling me to stop playing 2fort: no. i wont. where else am i supposed to find funny schmucks in tf2 (the answer is everywhere). but yeah this is just a clip dump. i wanted to make it something a little more than that though. also i got a new mic some time during the making of this video. hope that explains that.
talented people who helped:
sfm and other:
JereK: steamcommunity...
StylzB: / stylzbtwitch
Yup Kup: / yupkup
fiverr people:
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pete: / @pete-xk5nj
and of course my other friends carl, bp, chug, catawake, and gort
the bestest buds there ever was
content warning: there's bright lights and flashing lights and bright flashing lights.
discord: / discord
music:
hesistantly descending (environmental station alpha ost)
crime wave 2015
waltzing flutes
Afternoon Hills (BEST MUSIC - Music for Supermarket)
disasterpeace - formations
legitimate business, simpsons hit and run
trailer park boys theme
tengo ritmo
l4d2 tank theme
gta v you forget a thousand things
giygas battle
mexico luis mariano (crank organ version from "how to build a crank organ")
the bossa song was made by pete
music from jour da fete
firesale theme
clowns are scary
full house credits instrumental
smooth hector - grim fandango ost
gold grab - castle crashers ost
borderlands 2 interlude ambient
black ops 2 multiplayer theme
l4d2 parish menu theme
papas pizzeria order station music
unknown pacer test music
magnum force
manny's office - grim fandango ost
plantera theme - terraria
quick revive jingle (instrumental)
de wolfe a touch of class
wii play tank song
piracy is a crime song
il magnifico cornuto
duke nukem theme
the milkman conspiracy
sad song mario rpg
nocturne op 9 no 2
pvz watery graves fast
comet observatory 3
holland patent public library - it didn't work out for bernie madoff
black ops 2 love song for a deadman
black midi - the defence (cover made by me and Pete)
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Hi Mister, i would appreciate very much if you could pass the outro song... You know... For depression reasons
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Dude, your sound design is _takes puff_ fucking mint.
i want you
To anyone watching who hasn’t played Tf2 you have to know, absolutely nothing shown in this video is unusual, this shit happens on a daily basis, it’s just how TF2 is.
except for tofort, nothing compares to tofort.
Can confirm
Was*
@@lukeeatschips6324 shut up
Dude I saw 3 snipers one time all doing what tofort set out to do. Best matches I've ever played
"They say you cry twice when you play 2fort. Once when you arrive, once when you leave" What a line and what a video!
"Fuck this map"
@@verruckter360 Lmao
Yo we have near the same name
I'm going onsane
It’s based off of the quote “they say you die twice, once when your body dies and then when someone says your name for the last time”
16:27 tofort is actually the funniest player in the game. he sees the trollder coming, gimps his jump. and leaves the game before the trollder could swing. hes playing 10d chess while were still in the stone ages.
He’s a real team player, sacrificing himself to accomplish something don’t know what yet
what is the big deal about trolldiers? just move.
@@mrossknei don't like soundsmith's accent
The legend of tofort will live on for as long as people will play 2fort.
1 like 1 prayer for tofort
Forever basically lol
petition to make it a taunt
I must find him on steam
@GuardsmanLars I found his steam and friended him. Just search his name and comment why you want to friend him and then he will friend you
tofort is a absolute gamer and no one can deny it
Gamer moment
Indeed he is.
unexpectedly toxic, unexpectedly wholesome and cute, and unexpectedly godly
how do you do that dance
@@GloryBeToTheOne i think its just sneak, look up, and just spam scoping in
ever look at a dog, or cat when theyre zoned out and think "there is not a single thought behind those eyes". yeah, thats the essence of 2fort players
2Fort is the only place you can go from everyone having an all-out war to half the server dancing and chucking bananas at people with reckless abandon
And viceversa
My 2fort experience was just people camping in the intrl room to prevent capping while they talked about random shit in chat.
All within the same minute sometimes
All because of 1 person
@@quoogynuts *and it's usually me*
"I was having a good time watching this guy throw piss at people and laughing, but then I remembered I still had a job to do"
"I love you Piss Man"
Only TF2 man Fuckin' love this game
there's no other game where you can do this lmao this game is amazing
15:39 I love how the music swells right when tofort shows up, what a cinematic masterpiece.
Yeah the Super Mario Galaxy ost is incredible
tofort is the embodiment of everything we love in this game. The dedication, the silliness, the fun, and the shear stupidity that is Tf2. God bless this man
@@gottagofastfaster dude just let us be happy
@@danishice8998 tf2 fans dont deserve happiness
@@leonardo9259 yeah, we know. why do you think we’re still waiting for an update that’ll probably never happen?
@@gottagofastfaster I was talking about the player named tofort, the protagonist of the video. the ftp sniper that did the crouch- scope in thing
@@leonardo9259 you think we didn't know this? We play a garbage game that has recieved zero major updates for the better part of a year. We still love it because of how stupid funny it can be
i actually lost my shit after watching tofort. he is the soul of tf2, and will continue to share his legendary story with the world.
I was giggling my head off. He’s is the tf2 player of all time. Amazing, truly amazing.
7:10 is actual comedy gold, literally replayed this part like 5 times.
Honestly I hope the guy playing tofort gets to see this someday. you did it tofort. you made us smile.
true
14:09 this sniper's sheer power made the direct hit soldier miss 3 times
Nah that's just the direct hits sheer ability to completely fuck up even the best players aim
That's just your average direct hit soldier
Tofort actuallu made them hit closer to what they normaly do
*2 times
how do you do that move lol
@@kalkstein2694 crouch, look straight up, then just zoom in and out of the sniper
16:26 the soldier ate him
"Dear God..."
@@M9ff1nD4ck8rThere’s more
There's a guy I come across every so often on 2fort, and he seems to please himself with one single activity 100% of the time, even when the match takes over 2 hours. He charges a cow mangler, steps outside the spawn base, shoots it towards the sniper balcony and steps back. Rinse. And. Repeat.
Edit: I've recorded him: ruclips.net/video/sF8YyAob0rY/видео.html
I'm in the same situation as you except it's a pyroshark that just sits in the entrance of the sewers of 2fort and uses third person mode and sits there 24/7
"Why change the winning formula?"
He thought, while stepping outside the spawn base, and getting a kill.
How did you find me?
wait wait, this might be me. i shit you not. every once in a while i just go to a 2fort server and charge my mangler lmao
I do that sometimes, it's just fun doing that and trolling the snipers who constantly go on the balcony
god I love that sync at 15:42 with him appearing and the music its so perfect lol
Do you think he edited it?
Tofort will go down as a legend when this goes viral mark my words
Im The tofort
What wtf you watch Fishtank?
just like scoober
I friended him on steam
Mark my words, vengeance will be mine!
How do i explain my parents that a Sniper from videogame Team fortress 2 doing a funny dance everytime he gets a kill is incredibly funny to me
show em
Mother, father this brings me great joy as I am a human, and as a human, I enjoy the joy of others. And when I see this man, dancing to even the smallest achievement, finding the little spark of light in this dark world, and enjoying it to its fullest, I, too am filled with unbridled joy. I need no further explanation.
Alternatively,
Idk dumb shit=funny lmao
Shouldn’t be any harder than it was to explain you’re gay to them
@@Bennytwoshitz true, true
"a funny dance"
7:40 Sentry right up ahead!
*pyro fucking dies*
I told you!
I think I ran into tofort just now, he would do the gun thing after every headshot he got, but he had only joined near the end of the lobby. I let him get a headshot on me just to make sure, and he did it in my kill cam. Love this guy
We could all learn something from tofort
I dunno if I am mistaken but i think i found him to. He had sniper in his profile picture. I was playing as sniper on 2fort.Also i didnt watch this video before playing with him. He was on the enemy team and was killed by me 2 times in the row. I saw that he was new to the game and I felt bad for killing for killing. So I stood still and let him kill me. After the kill he didnt do the „thing” but insted he taunted me and typed ez in the chat and I got a little pissed. After I respawned I killed him and typed ez in the chat. After killing him for the 4th time in the row he trashtalked me and accused me of hacking even tho he stood still and didnt even looked at me. I really hope that i found a fake tofort
also he had a low rank (i was playing in a casual)
@@Crosby765 tofort would never
@@forcebender9081 i hope
Absolute masterpiece. I was dying laughing at tofort, oh my god, every time.
same, they really was something missing from the back of our heads and now I'll gladly think about them every day
15:42
“Is dispenser for me?” Tofort said as he rounded the corner to face the engineer
This is a certified 2Fort classic.
gold?
Indeed marisa
thanks marisad
We all need someone like tofort in our lives. Hope he is okay.
10:39 I shit you not that is actually me
What took you so long?
I don't even want to know how long this took you to edit. Hats off to you man, not only did you nail the editing you backed it up with good quality jokes.
oh my god it's the funny half-life man!
Hello Jolly!
@@thelawyer7615 the funny speedrunner man
@@theanatolianguy yoo duck duck go. Don’t reveal my tabs please.
@@arandomcommenter412 i wont
Ive watched you watch paint dry and was entertained honestly
7:45 holy shit that spy. A crit direct hit is...just completely hilarious overkill
when you spot a spider in your room so you lauch an icbm missile at your location
@@huhwhuh reasonable
As someone who has passed 70% of my TF2 time playing TwoFort i cand describe it in just one word "Random"
One second everyone kill eachother just to start dancing, just to then start killing eachother again, just for someone to jump out of the second killbind just for all the team to do the same exept for the tryhard scout who captures the inteligence and start all over again
Tofort is the man, the myth the legend. He is on _Scoober_ level
I see, a man of culture
_scoober_
Demoman voice: *scober*
I encountered tofort once
_Scoober_
Saying 2Fort is the “Walmart” of TF2 is exactly what I would’ve thought if anyone asked me that. Great video 👍
I'd say it's closer to a subway train than Walmart and that's still probably not close.
T'is I! The Piss Man sniper. That clip was from soooo long ago im surprised i remember that act. A fantastic video youve got some serious editing skill
There is something very special about this, specifically the bit about tofort. I cannot understand why, but seeing tofort revel in his achievments, be it a successful kill on an enemy player or you placing a dispenser on the battlements, it quite seriously made me cry. For the past 5 years, I have only cried a handful of times. 6 or 7 maybe. The past few years have been characterized by a distinct lack of *true* happiness. Even with all the disease business, shit's just been, well, shit. But seeing someone being able to find such joy in such a small achievement, going so far as to express it in-game *every time* has filled a void in me that I didn't know was even there. I guess we forget sometimes how we, as human beings, have a deep-rooted desire to see each other happy built into our very nature. I'm not sure if you'll see this, but I can't thank you enough for being able to elicit such an amazing emotion, something that I have scarcely felt as of recent. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, and a happy goddamn new year.
Im crying too
even making his own taunt
@@greencoffee5510 shut up let us enjoy the moment
@@greencoffee5510 i dont care if you didnt ask. the world does not revolve around you, and anyone can say whatever they want and dont have to ask for your consent.
@@greencoffee5510 BRASIL NÚMERO UM!!!!!
“Tuefort is the Walmart of tf2”
It is impossible to make a more accurate description
2:10 damn, this the "thank the sidewalk for keeping me off the street" level joke i love to see
7:46 got a legitimate belly laugh out of me
“Here lies a memorial of tofort,
No he isn’t dead. He just left and never came back. However the children of 2fort leave gifts and other trinkets out once a year so that if he does he knows he is loved and known by all as a hero and legend”-2fort center plaque
7:35 “Sentry right up ahead!” Then the pyro dies and he says “I told ya”
16:49 he missed the oppurtunity to do the tofort dance and make this hilarious
This is a serious documentary, please dont laugh.
Need to get a kill first
@@etherdeef4303 bro
You, fishtank, have really amazing editing, a soothing voice and compelling pacing. This is the kind of art that can be loved by everyone. You really did an amazing work with this
tofort is what we want to all see in a person and it’s beautiful to see such a fascinating man
I’ve recently got into tf2 and I was playing on this map, I was on red and it was 1-2 , we were winning but it was going slow, the game was at a standstill, I tried to get the engineers guarding the intel to join us but turns out they were doing the kowalski kick and eventually I said: “screw it” and joined in, and eventually wondered out into the lower base. turns out blu team was attacking, but most of them joined in along with those I picked up, and there we were, all of us sharing a moment together. then a blu demoman came and blew us up, this was my first silly moment on tf2 and it was magical, and I can’t wait to have many more.
I started playing TF2 a little over a year ago, and I’ve grown to absolutely love this community and the gameplay. I hope you end up playing this game for a long time and wind up with many great memories alongside the rest of us
Strted about 8 months ago, and I agree. I play Ze mostly nowadays though due to the bots.
The shit that happens in tf2 is unbelivable
Everybody on 2fort loves the "kowalski" kick
Kowalski kick lmao
7:48 I love the moment where he just looks at the spy, either processing what was happening or just staring in disappointment
No one's gonna mention that demo's amazing ragdoll at 15:50?
This is genuinely some of the best editing I've ever seen. I'm 100% not saying that, because of the vice around my balls.
yeepp this deserve more views..?
How many balls?
@@SodiumTF 2 in each hand
I’ve never seen so much love between a man and his Tofort
15:55 tofort be carefull
*tofort explodes*
I unironically love to play pretty much only 2fort for exactly the experiences shown in this video.
Dude, your content is stellar. Keep at it!
Tofort is a physical manifestation of the map, made sentient after so many years of continued existence.
an engineer and i devolved back into aquatic life, and built dispensers so we could live underwater. unfortunately, we were targeted despite being friendly and we never got to evolve. i do hope i can bring that back again some time.
Dedicated To:
The Mann, the Myth, the Legend,
Tofort
Dude, the word “Man” is spelled wi-
Oooooohhhh! I see what ya did there 😉
godspeed you magnificent bastard
Dedicated To:
fort
Honestly, this video really does capture the magic of tf2, it’s the memories you attached to it as well as the great humor. This video is a rare and beautiful gem.
Everybody’s talking about the amazing editing but I don’t see nearly enough people mentioning the absolute _stellar_ song choices. Like damn that Papa’s Pizzeria music brought me back in time
The wii play tanks song got me in the feels bro
I like Beach Parade part
Can we appreciate the amount of quality you put into this video? the editing, the comedic timing, it's beautiful. Laughed my ass off during lunch break. Great work, man
its not always about playing 2fort, its about experiencing tofort play
I am genuinely confused by this video. Absolutely perfect editing, everything fit well and there weren't any moments where it got boring. It's just that this video's cohesion between each talk point is bizarre. It works, I watched through it all and enjoyed it, will be coming back for more. I just don't know why.
It is like a parody on a stereotypical independent french noir shortfilm about a private investigator
12:28 I pissed myself from that joke
Don Pianta from 2Fort here. It’s crazy you were doug. I ran into you here and there on 2Fort. Sometimes in base, Sometimes on the bridge, sometimes in the sewer. You captured the essence of the most busy and bustling map of all TF2 History. I applaud you sir.
Wait your the guy from the video
*"Does anyone here have a mic?"*
*"No I don't, I'm sorry"*
Ah yes the perfect casual VC experience xD
Tofort, if you're watching this... You're a legend, please come back. We will never forget you
I used to reply like that in back 2018
bro says xd in 2022
@@franciscoreyes2495 that’s like saying “omg ur saying indubitably in 2015??? lol mate ur so cringe”
@@ScuttleBugReal k
This edit captured their dedication so well. o7
13:21 - when tf2 dies and you are taking one last stroll on an empty casual server
ambutukam it’s only what it reminds me off that part
That sponsor segment was so funny I didn't even automatically skip it!
I haven't watched a video with this much interest and enjoyment in a long time. Kudos to you Fishtank!
Bruh we played mvm last weekend, I was the guy with the sackboy pfp
@@Sheadogisbeast01 What a surprising coincidence that we find each other here :D. I think i remember something but then again i was playing with a lot of people that day. Maybe i could add you on steam?
@@potisman1468 sure its just Shea, I recall you playing medic and wondering how we made it to wave 3 without one, I was the scout
The unfiltered joy watching Tofort gives him is so wholesome
2Fort is like that same playground you grew up with and never grew tired of.
tofort was the light at the end of the tunnel that I needed today.
My day was absolutely awful until now: I had stayed up all night, causing me to be sent home early due to being to exhausted, my mother nagged me for it (for good reason), and I was all around not doing well, but then tofort showed up in the video, and now I feel amazing. Thank you for showing me that beautiful person.
🤓
7:54 _Red Spy Got An Achievement: Spies Like Us_
_Blu Spy Got An Achievement: Spies Like Us_
That was one of the most entertaining videos I've ever watched. The editing combined with your sense of humor and music choice was top notch. Absolutely phenomenal work!
tofort will always be remembered as the legend he is
tofort is a legend; gone but not forgotten
come back to us tofort
This vid just does not get old.
It's so comfortably chaotic and just... nice.
I'm sure I'll be here again in a few months.
Drive safe guys.
I still come back after 2 years, it's a perfect video.
10:54
It's like watching a bunch of life-size wind-up toys scooting around.
The editing, the music choice, the humor, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH it's so GOOOOOOD. It's so sublime. Whether it's these longer style videos or your short compilations, your videos are always a joy to watch.
the writing, editing, comedy, everything, this whole video, is just absolutely phenomenal, good job my guy
First Apperance: 2:46 [Bottom-Left of the Screen]
The "RocketGBB" is an extremely endangered specimen as it is the last of its kind. Its habitat is located in 2Fort. Not much is found about the "RocketGBB".
Name: RocketGBB
Scientific Name: Rocket Goes Boom Boom
Status: The Last of Its Kind
Hotel: Trivago
The random ass Home Depot music had my dying here 9:30 😭😭
honestly the whole video feels like a bad fever dream.
don't mind me watching this again and again
7:46
that should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
It was at this moment the spy knew; he fucked up.
i once met a guy on 2fort who, in a VERY good soldier impression, read out the entire shrek is love shrek is life copypasta. legitimately the funniest thing i've ever heard over voicechat
TF2 along with 2fort will forever hold a special place in my heart
You will be missed, tofort. May your memory live on in the hearts of many.
@@pimpao966 entenda que ele esta falando do jogador Tofort, nao do mapa, burro
@@pimpao966 did you even watch the video, dumb fuck?
@@pimpao966 it would of been 2Fort, not tofort, Russian spy.
@@Tee-bn4bb what did he say
the goddamn engineer at 14:38 shooting his trusty laserpistolshotgunwrench
You're like the bill wurtz of TF2, frickin' A man!
Love the whole video, even the creative ad.
The whole intermission bit was great. 8:28 killed me with that sound effect lol
really random, but would you know the name of that sound effect? trying to find it rn
You know, generally, I don't think about the editing on most channels. But my god, you are on par with some of the greats (like Lazy Purple) of editing.
Can't think of really anything else to say, I'm just amazed by your skills to say the very least.
He even has a scoober
Not on par, he’s even better lol
@@thechosenjuan8776 no
@@ian7897 I mean lazy has like, 4 good editing moments per video, this guy has them every 10 seconds lol
Best movie I've watched all my life, absolutely life changing. I do not cry much, but this has made me cry tears of joy. Thank you, Fishtank.
The editing on your videos is on a level that I haven’t seen in many videos, coupled with the perfectly timed humor that goes with it.
You’re definitely in a league of your own, Fishtank. Awesome job!
"In memory of Uncle Milton..." had me in the first half not gonna lie. But seriously, though, this video is so good! Deserves way more views, and you deserve more subs.
Honest to god, how is one of the best Video Makers of all time a tf2 youtuber, this community is blessed
couldn't agree more, he deserves way more recognition though
Every time I watch this video I still love the attention to detail at 0:18 that the stff on the table moves off when you till the image. I just find that really neat and cool
Editing is top-quality as always. Great video!
never dihe never disappoints us..
The tilting of the frame followed by props falling
i watched a vid telling me learning 2fort was a great place to start with tf2, i loaded in and half the enemy team was hoovying around. there were several scouts who just sat in corners and vibed with us
I can't imagine how tofort feels if he's watching this
A cinematic masterpiece. Easily the egg and bacon McGriddle of the TF2 documentary world. Congrats man, I'll see you at the oscars.
Hearing the Trailer Park Boys theme song made me so happy🥰 amazing video bro
tofort is the real MVP here. May we all wish tofort well on his journeys, and maybe one day he can return
first time in a while i actually watched through an entire sponsor segment great work once again fishtank
10:47 this sequence is so funny to me, just the shaky dot, getting closer and closer to his head and eventually missing, and the f2p doesn't even know what happened
I think the best part is I recognized one of my friends (they were the vaccinator collector at 12:05).
wait you are friends with the person who owns 50k vaccinators?
@@funnymannotfunny Ye lol they're chill
wait werent they also mentioned in an elmaxo video? the lollichop one yk