We get drunk and watch Suicide Squad ft. Will Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  3 года назад +474

    JOIN OUR SQUAD ON TWITTER: ⬇
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    - Alan Havens: twitter.com/AlanHavens
    - Zach Mourar: twitter.com/IAmMourar
    - Ben Hagelin: twitter.com/LetsGoHaggles

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 3 года назад +3

      Already done, bruh! 😁👍🏻💥#squadup 🎉

    • @hdtrash1935
      @hdtrash1935 3 года назад +3

      @RAZZLE
      Can you review the Iron mask movies with Jackie Chan, they are prime time Cheesy movies with a lot of ridiculous moments, and not to mention D R I P.

    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 3 года назад +3

      Slipknot is the greatest character in cinema history and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

    • @Briisneat
      @Briisneat 3 года назад +5

      Please do shark tale it is like the sexyist film

    • @sjahbw
      @sjahbw 3 года назад +3

      Djdmdk

  • @ethontesmer4544
    @ethontesmer4544 3 года назад +6881

    Killing slipknot was the biggest sin of the movie. He could climb anything.

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 3 года назад +131

      I was so confused because Uh.. Joey..

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 3 года назад +111

      Whilst the biggest crime of this movie is them popularizing Harley Quinn, like they’ve made many bad shows and movies after this.

    • @lucyread
      @lucyread 3 года назад +19

      The best power

    • @CosyBee
      @CosyBee 3 года назад +87

      Couldn't climb death though.

    • @turbkey1380
      @turbkey1380 3 года назад +15

      @@GreyMcBeal yeah RIP

  • @domesticbacon
    @domesticbacon 3 года назад +8091

    “This is katana, she’s got my back. She can cut grass in half with one sword strike like mowin the lawn. I would advise not getting your lawn mowed by her, Her sword traps the souls of the grass she cuts”

    • @choi_fish3840
      @choi_fish3840 3 года назад +75

      HELPPP

    • @righteousrawb7225
      @righteousrawb7225 3 года назад +595

      THIS IS MY BACK! SHE'S GOT MY KATANA! SHE CAN STROKE YOU IN HALF WITH ONE CUT JUST LIKE LAWNING THE MOW! I WOULD ADVISE HER GETTING KILLED BY NOT! HER SOUL TRAPS THE SWORDS OF IT'S VICTIMS!

    • @Slayer3239
      @Slayer3239 3 года назад +53

      Joke are no strokes.

    • @chickenwing1887
      @chickenwing1887 3 года назад +208

      This is my lawn, it’s got my back. It can cut katanas in half with one stroke like mowing my lawn. I would advise not getting your katana grassed by it, my lawn traps the souls of its mowers.

    • @righteousrawb7225
      @righteousrawb7225 3 года назад +5

      @@chickenwing1887 😂😂😂

  • @EggsBenedicts
    @EggsBenedicts 3 года назад +2952

    There are only 2 scenes in this movie
    - are we some kinda Suicide Squad?
    - THIS IS KATANA

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 3 года назад +127

      SHES GOT MY BACK

    • @juno1752
      @juno1752 3 года назад +95

      @@joejonasfromcamprock886 I’D ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER

    • @FujiAppul
      @FujiAppul 3 года назад +95

      Don’t forget “The man who can climb anything” lmao

    • @brendaelena4142
      @brendaelena4142 3 года назад +56

      And the Pyrotechnic Homeboi

    • @erodasi2205
      @erodasi2205 3 года назад +37

      @@juno1752 BECAUSE HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF ANYONE SHE KILLS

  • @Riskiest_Biscuit
    @Riskiest_Biscuit 3 года назад +3794

    I panicked really hard when I saw that Katanna no longer had Rick Flagg's back. The TERROR

    • @jamesgreen9480
      @jamesgreen9480 3 года назад +122

      We know how that worked out in the new one

    • @ethontesmer4544
      @ethontesmer4544 3 года назад +7

      Hi

    • @des3386
      @des3386 3 года назад +5

      @@jamesgreen9480 yup

    • @jeeristueo3539
      @jeeristueo3539 3 года назад +105

      @@jamesgreen9480 would never have happened if katana was there. She could have sliced peacemaker in half just like mowing the lawn

    • @bianeto1631
      @bianeto1631 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesgreen9480 Yeah ;-;

  • @miscellaneous9506
    @miscellaneous9506 3 года назад +1687

    *”You know, I’m something of a Suicide Squad myself…”*

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 3 года назад +67

      you know I'm something of a lawn mower myself

    • @zac7111
      @zac7111 3 года назад +61

      If someone told you I wasn’t a suicide squad, somebody lied

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 3 года назад +18

      You know I feel like I do

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 3 года назад +25

      That's our back

    • @miscellaneous9506
      @miscellaneous9506 3 года назад +8

      @@IsaiahINRI
      Can’t believe Katana doesn’t have it anymore😞

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock 3 года назад +1018

    This is Victim. She’s got my soul. She could trap all of you in half with one sword kill just like lawning the mow. I would advise not getting stroked by her. Her sword cuts the backs of its Katanas.

    • @brodiemorris2081
      @brodiemorris2081 3 года назад +8

      Did you have a stroke

    • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
      @TheLegacyofHitchcock 3 года назад +57

      @@brodiemorris2081 I mowed the lawn.

    • @swag304
      @swag304 3 года назад +50

      @@brodiemorris2081 he got stroked by her

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 2 года назад +21

      this feels like something an ai would generate

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 2 года назад +4

      @@bluebell560 who's to say an ai didn't actually generate the script

  • @raff2392
    @raff2392 3 года назад +2987

    This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke like mowing the lawn. I would advise not gettin killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of it's victims.

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin 3 года назад +245

      Oh god actually reading the line is worst than hearing it
      I feel bad for the actor tbh

    • @antoniomoore3200
      @antoniomoore3200 3 года назад +40

      Now that's a killer app!

    • @catbio9084
      @catbio9084 3 года назад +94

      @FoxRNG he is much better in “The Suicide Squad” than this mess of of a movie

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад +23

      Love your perfume! What is that, the stench of death?

    • @null7493
      @null7493 3 года назад +5

      Unless you pickpocket her soul gems

  • @Brownsoiboi
    @Brownsoiboi 3 года назад +2961

    Basically this episode:
    “What we Some kind a Lawn mower” -Jeremy Rener

    • @Renagain06
      @Renagain06 3 года назад +8

      😂

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 года назад +40

      “He doesn’t miss!”

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 года назад +26

      SHES GOT MY BACK

    • @HarrisBoe
      @HarrisBoe 3 года назад +83

      “He *looked* like a lawnmower, so they *treated* him like the Pyrokinetic Homeboy, so he *became* Slipknot, the man who could climb anything”

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 3 года назад +7

      Jeremy Rogan

  • @Bingusborp
    @Bingusborp 3 года назад +5044

    The one time that The Joker was played by an actual clown.

    • @caz2834
      @caz2834 3 года назад +288

      “Holy shit you fucking killed him!”

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 3 года назад +185

      @@connormahoney2070 I have a theory about your channel on my comment right here: you're a sleazy attention deprived nobody.

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 года назад +19

      @@bungiecrimes7247 damn nice

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 3 года назад +10

      @@bungiecrimes7247 he's been replying to every comment lol

    • @drivingstudios6151
      @drivingstudios6151 3 года назад +13

      @@connormahoney2070 nobody cares about you

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 3 года назад +611

    Can't believe they cut out the shot where Enchantress' hand comes up from under the table and interlaces with Cara Delevingne's hand, and then flips over as she turns into Enchantress.
    It's literally the only shot in this entire movie that I actually liked.

    • @leekspin1562
      @leekspin1562 3 года назад +79

      That and that “let’s just say I put them in a hole and threw away the hole” line are the only things I really liked about it, yeah!
      Like, if that line was in any other movie, man lol

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 3 года назад +72

      That was a great shot to be honest, genuinely creepy.

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud Год назад +13

      It should've won the grammy

    • @jb-eq6no
      @jb-eq6no Год назад +8

      the line where rick flag said “behold the voice of hell” or something like that and then holds up an ipad as amanda waller answers a facetime 😭 genius

  • @InsertStephenHere
    @InsertStephenHere 3 года назад +3861

    Nobody:
    RAZZLE during every review: Since nobody said anything, D R I P.

    • @TehHolySpudBoi
      @TehHolySpudBoi 3 года назад +23

      @@connormahoney2070 ok

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 года назад +27

      @@connormahoney2070 Cool, stop telling us about it in every comment thread. It’s obnoxious.

    • @drooprtroopr6969
      @drooprtroopr6969 3 года назад +13

      Also RAZZLE: S I M P

    • @sjahbw
      @sjahbw 3 года назад +2

      Fjfkfk

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 года назад

      TRUUUUUUE XD

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 3 года назад +1563

    I like how a solid minute after 9:13 was just the lads having an absolute stroke
    also since I haven't seen anyone mention it, "TURNIN' THE KILLER CROCS GAY" was gold

    • @metalnotemo
      @metalnotemo 3 года назад +63

      that part made me laugh so hard for like 20 min.

  • @juliak4218
    @juliak4218 3 года назад +4287

    You guys should watch "Catwoman" with Halle Barry, that'd be hysterical. Also great video!

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 года назад +96

      I was thinking that too. They'd simp hard over Halle Barry.

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад +79

      Everytime I think of Catwoman, I just think of Halle accepting her Razzie for it while her Oscar was in her other hand.

    • @TheRenCoco
      @TheRenCoco 3 года назад +1

      YES

    • @josiahmeece3381
      @josiahmeece3381 3 года назад +29

      They should also watch her Razzie speech. Better than almost all the Oscar speeches in the past 10 years

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад +20

      @@josiahmeece3381 She was fake crying and everything. I'm glad there's actors out there that can just roll with it.

  • @berengerburkhart4080
    @berengerburkhart4080 3 года назад +1459

    "I'm not gonna simp for ya. I'm just gonna be down really, really bad."
    - Jackel, _Soos Squash_ (2016)

    • @Indeeditsjoseph
      @Indeeditsjoseph 3 года назад +44

      This is katana. She’s got my back. She can cut you all in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the soul of its victim.

    • @marijamarcelic3149
      @marijamarcelic3149 3 года назад +12

      U mean S U S squad

    • @ottol.c.1784
      @ottol.c.1784 3 года назад +2

      Unrelated but I love your profile pic

  • @thatperson7077
    @thatperson7077 3 года назад +224

    "I'd advise not getting your lawn cut by her she'll kill ya" has me crying

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 2 года назад +239

    my all time favorite razzle quote has to be “al capone was not the pyrokinetic homeboy”
    its so fucking hilarious out of context and it always makes me wheeze uncontrollably

    • @aloppai4581
      @aloppai4581 Год назад +10

      "stop calling him the pyrokinetic homeboy!"

  • @Nebbed
    @Nebbed 3 года назад +1163

    As an Australian myself, I can confirm that while we don't make *BLOOMIN' ONIONS* , it *NEEDS* to be a thing.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 3 года назад +38

      @@connormahoney2070 Connor, my man..shut da fawk up

    • @popeyJNNew
      @popeyJNNew 3 года назад +9

      As A Fellow Aussie.... I Second That Notion

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 3 года назад +10

      mmmmmm... bloomin' onions.

    • @patientnr.0409
      @patientnr.0409 3 года назад +1

      As a non-Australian, how much coal do you burn through in a year?

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 3 года назад +8

      2 coal

  • @kodarpy
    @kodarpy 3 года назад +778

    Captain Boomerang was my favorite in the first movie, and ya’ll reducing him to nothing more than “blooming onion” and “shrimp on the barby” nearly made me piss myself.

    • @desmondcoppin591
      @desmondcoppin591 3 года назад +14

      Why did you have any favorites in this shit movie.

    • @kodarpy
      @kodarpy 3 года назад +70

      @@desmondcoppin591 because he’s hot? and he’s an ass? is that even a question?

    • @day.jedi1
      @day.jedi1 3 года назад +6

      *tree clippings* strewth

    • @King_Dragmire
      @King_Dragmire 3 года назад +8

      Lol what did you think of him in the the sequel?

    • @kodarpy
      @kodarpy 3 года назад +54

      @@King_Dragmire i couldn’t think of anything, he was in it for 9 minutes and the fucking died 😭

  • @isaiahclark5651
    @isaiahclark5651 3 года назад +273

    the energy that "this is Katana" monologue has is like the exact opposite of a Martin Luther King Jr. speech, I just realized

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Год назад +17

      Martin Luther King Jr: This is Ghandi. He's got my back.

    • @MarcyRavenManji
      @MarcyRavenManji Год назад +1

      ​@@JayTohabYou want to battle wits?

  • @crumblemuffin1257
    @crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад +1010

    I feel like I should expect them simping for Harley Quinn but at the same time I feel like they'll simp for,like,captain boomerang or something WHEEZE

    • @patrickthegrandsonofathord2593
      @patrickthegrandsonofathord2593 3 года назад +99

      Ya they can be unpredictable when it comes to simping

    • @randomf.b.iagent4268
      @randomf.b.iagent4268 3 года назад +43

      @@connormahoney2070 what's up with you? I saw you in every comment section?

    • @len5630
      @len5630 3 года назад +42

      @@randomf.b.iagent4268 Wouldn't you wanna know Intel boy?

    • @zac7111
      @zac7111 3 года назад +36

      “What are we some kind of captain boomerang simp”- Jerry Runner

    • @parkwayninja41
      @parkwayninja41 3 года назад +17

      They didn’t simp for Harley Quinn but I sure as hell did.

  • @j.j.gonzalez122
    @j.j.gonzalez122 3 года назад +259

    If someone told you I can't climb everything, then someone was lying.

    • @dylananderson310
      @dylananderson310 2 года назад +6

      If someone told you I was just an everyday guy who couldn’t climb anything in the world…
      Somebody lied

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 3 года назад +610

    I'd like to think that, deep down in our hearts, Katana's got ALL our backs. We can be our own Katanas, each other's Katanas, all just one big sword stroke mowing the lawns of our souls which then get trapped together in harmony. That may not be a perfect metaphor, but it sounded good in my head. So, is there anyone down in those comments who's got MY back?

    • @Rizzyhawktuah
      @Rizzyhawktuah 3 года назад +17

      Ye

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 года назад +44

      I gotcha back, but have you heard about the pyrokinetic homeboy?

    • @Rizzyhawktuah
      @Rizzyhawktuah 3 года назад +27

      @@littlesamu5920 has HE go our backs!?

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 3 года назад +7

      Can I be the guy with machine guns taped to his arms instead

    • @jonathanmercado963
      @jonathanmercado963 3 года назад +11

      AMEN. Just want you to know.
      *I don't miss*

  • @David_Asimov3778
    @David_Asimov3778 3 года назад +319

    Lvl 100 Daedric sword
    Enchantment: Soul trap, traps an enemy's soul in a soul gem upon death.
    Enchantment: Lawn Mower, 100% chance to crit if enemy is standing on a lawn

  • @LincINTL1
    @LincINTL1 3 года назад +90

    3:27 “I’m…The Alligator” is way funnier than
    it needed to be

  • @ThePigKnight
    @ThePigKnight 3 года назад +416

    There’s just something about this Joker that I don’t see him as an actual threat.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 3 года назад +105

      Could it be the "damaged" tattooed across his forehead?

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 года назад +37

      I cant take that dude seriously

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 3 года назад +34

      Which is interesting, since if they handled it better, that could make him all the more intimidating. A Joker that seems almost harmless but is actually sadistic and insane, like usual.

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 3 года назад +47

      @@IsaiahINRI I remember when this movie was just about to come out, someone took his promo image and just got rid of his stupid tattoos and grill and gave him a purple suit and he looked *so much better*. Like, he actually looked like a Joker.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 3 года назад +10

      @@SpiralSine6 I saw that. I'm still of the firm belief that if Jared were handed a better script and costume he would make a good Joker.

  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 3 года назад +452

    This is RAZZLE, they got my back.

    • @onion1780
      @onion1780 3 года назад +61

      I would advise not getting simped by them.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 3 года назад +60

      @@onion1780 they're laughter traps the souls of it's victims

    • @gingerboiii_tt
      @gingerboiii_tt 3 года назад +30

      @@StevieMcKenna10 like mowing the lawn

  • @EditDeath
    @EditDeath 3 года назад +868

    "This man can climb, he can shoot, he can climb!"
    Anyone else imagine Suction Cup Man packing heat? LOOK AT HIM GO! Or else.

    • @Floofy_Fox_Gal
      @Floofy_Fox_Gal 3 года назад +16

      Literally the first thing to come to mind was suction cup man.

    • @ItzNotBoof
      @ItzNotBoof 3 года назад +12

      All u here in the distances “FUCK YOU” and then the helicopter crashes

    • @thatoddball4792
      @thatoddball4792 3 года назад +1

      Heck yeah!!!

    • @Skull_E_Duggery
      @Skull_E_Duggery 3 года назад +9

      WHY NOT YA TOWAH!?

    • @null7493
      @null7493 3 года назад +7

      If suction cup man had a gun he would be too powerful

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 3 года назад +264

    this is razzle, they've got my back. they could cut all you down with 1 video upload like mowing the lawn. their dislike button traps the souls of its victims, I would advise not disliking the video

  • @dakneezbeez8844
    @dakneezbeez8844 3 года назад +478

    I feel more connected with the people watching the film than the characters in the film

    • @shaun7002
      @shaun7002 3 года назад +6

      Fr lmao Also the 2nd one is completely better than this one

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 2 года назад +7

      *Except slipknot, the man who can climb anything

  • @redandpurple317
    @redandpurple317 3 года назад +117

    Legit forgot the "THIS IS KATANA SHE'S GOT MY BACK" joke was from this movie lmao

  • @isi514
    @isi514 2 года назад +44

    “What happened to his back?”
    “No god.”
    One of my personal favorite razzle moments

  • @elderrusty541
    @elderrusty541 3 года назад +67

    Harley: yells at El Diablo for killing kids
    Also Harley: helps kill Robin

  • @werdnay9136
    @werdnay9136 3 года назад +87

    12:19 & 12:32 These are my favorite RAZZLE moment to date. It's so therapeutic just to hear them finally snap after having to sit through this abomination. On top of that, it's also super funny when you realize that the "You can't kill me. Batman has to!" is something that could have 100% been in this movie. Since I've heard this only one thing comes to mind when I think of a bad script... "HE JUST SAID HE'S AN IDEA!"

  • @clayturtle9256
    @clayturtle9256 3 года назад +93

    They gave killer croc more attention than he got screen time in the movie

  • @davisz5189
    @davisz5189 2 года назад +64

    He looked like the Pyrokinetic homeboy
    So they treated him like the Pyrokinetic homeboy
    And he became the pryokinetic homeboy

  • @bingoblackdynomite
    @bingoblackdynomite 3 года назад +210

    When I saw an advanced screening of this film, I left the theater, logged onto Facebook, posted, "This is the greatest DC movie ever made; even better than the Dark Knight," and *meant it.*
    I shouldn't have been allowed to vote

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 3 года назад +12

      It's never too late to abstain

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 3 года назад +53

      I actually don't get what kind of chemicals they put in this goddamn movie because I also felt like it was a good movie the first time. Then I rewatched it a couple times and realized it's a fucking disaster fire.

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 3 года назад +21

      @@mercury2157 I think the bit of enjoyment I get from it comes from a saying, “fuck you action movies don’t need good stories”

    • @llama4president195
      @llama4president195 3 года назад +10

      I loved this movie so much when I saw it in cinemas but after I rewatched it on DVD I just went Tf was I on??? This is Literal Trash

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 3 года назад +1

      @@llama4president195 same here

  • @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4
    @sirfurbingtonthe23rd4 3 года назад +38

    I love how there was like, a solid 15 seconds where they just laughed and just shot out variations of "This is Katana, she has my back."

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 3 года назад +63

    "I'm somewhat of a soul man myself."

  • @JMora-er7td
    @JMora-er7td 3 года назад +286

    R.I.P. Slipknot
    I know he's climbing his heart out in Heaven

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 3 года назад +19

      Either that or hes climbing his way out of hell

    • @JMora-er7td
      @JMora-er7td 3 года назад +13

      @@captainbirch2.079 and then climbing his way to Heaven

    • @newthejsterjacob408
      @newthejsterjacob408 3 года назад +10

      @@JMora-er7td since he can climb anything of course, even through the reality of spacetime

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 года назад

      @@newthejsterjacob408 he can climb through different dimensions.

    • @sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex6489
      @sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex6489 3 года назад

      His climbing powers have no bounds.

  • @JuBeeZ106
    @JuBeeZ106 3 года назад +63

    Fun fact: in order to prep for her role in this movie, Cara Delevingne literally wandered through the woods near her home naked, and howled at the full moon. Crazy stuff

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад +4

      Is this a joke or.....

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage Год назад +18

      Okay. Look. Knowing the bullshit Leto did. You can’t just drop that and say if it’s a joke or not. Anything could’ve happened on that set and I’d believe it.

  • @maskyprime
    @maskyprime 3 года назад +1316

    Day 3 of suggesting “we get drunk and watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs”

  • @yokingstream1005
    @yokingstream1005 3 года назад +262

    This is probably gonna be the worst movie y’all watch 😭 that means the video will be extra funny

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 3 года назад +1

      Honestly not that great imo

    • @iKnowaNoah
      @iKnowaNoah 3 года назад +2

      @@connormahoney2070 Make a theory about getting bitches

  • @turnburner2204
    @turnburner2204 3 года назад +39

    The worst part is no lawn has ever been cut in one stroke

  • @somerelativleyuninterestin4763
    @somerelativleyuninterestin4763 3 года назад +47

    11:11 has the same energy as “is that cow voiced by John Travolta?!”

  • @TheMovieSequelDude49
    @TheMovieSequelDude49 3 года назад +106

    It's hard to believe a movie this bad won a Grammy.

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 11 месяцев назад +1

      And also got nominated at the Oscars for best makeup artist

  • @briannahelmso5139
    @briannahelmso5139 3 года назад +24

    "Turning the Killer Crocs gay" made me cackle
    30 Minutes to Mars too oh my god

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 3 года назад +50

    if somebody told you that i didn't have your back, then somebody lied

    • @smokey8472
      @smokey8472 3 года назад +3

      If someone told you there wouldn't be a sequel to Suicide Squad, then somebody lied.

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 3 года назад +77

    Finding this channel is the best thing the algorithm did for me

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 3 года назад +12

      I concur. I started with Cat in the Hat.

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 3 года назад +1

      @@CherryBomb_GamesS A M E

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 3 года назад +1

      @@Z_Viper08 The fucking cupcake-inator scene legit made me laugh.
      "Anything?"
      "I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident."

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 3 года назад +1

      @@CherryBomb_Games I know, right! I was not expecting that much inappropriate jokes and threatening to kill someone in a DR SEUSS FILM, let alone a kids movie, it was still hilarious though

  • @animalx28
    @animalx28 3 года назад +44

    When I heard that Katana had Flag’s back, I felt like I could run through a brick wall.

  • @Zoe-gc7ve
    @Zoe-gc7ve 3 года назад +106

    I thought I would be prepared for the amount of “this is katana” jokes but yeah no I was definitely not

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 2 года назад +31

    9:23 is literally just incomprehensible chaos, and exactly what I expected.

  • @LadyAsteria58
    @LadyAsteria58 3 года назад +63

    I remember watching this with my cousins and when the Diablo backstory scene came up my older cousin was like "So he has a little fire stripper?" Hilarity ensued.

  • @catinbeanie
    @catinbeanie 3 года назад +23

    Basically the entire Katana segment was just consisted of me hearing sword and something about lawns. Everything else was like a blur

  • @wyattdrexler
    @wyattdrexler 3 года назад +17

    “My girlfriend is dead now, she got cut with one stroke just like mowing lawn”

  • @Erritiguei1
    @Erritiguei1 3 года назад +61

    The shortened cut? well let me introduce you to Katana. She's got my back. She could kill you all in one sword stroke like MOWIN LAWN. That's about as short a cut as you're gonna get

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 года назад +3

      The standard cut should be that scene on loop for 2 hours

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 3 года назад +69

    Nobody:
    Rick Flag: "She's got my sword! I would advise not getting your lawn cut by her. Her soul absorbs the back of anyone she kills"

  • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
    @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 3 года назад +171

    Slipknot, the man who climbed into my heart.
    And then he climbed into heaven 🙏

    • @theKK_spideyfans
      @theKK_spideyfans 3 года назад +10

      This is Slipknot. He’s got my back. He can climb all of you in half with just one wall climb just like climbing the lawn. I would advise not getting climbed by him. His climb traps the anything of his climbs.

    • @danielenglish235
      @danielenglish235 3 года назад

      It is be pure luck they won, if they still had him this mission would be over in 1h

  • @Movypro23
    @Movypro23 3 года назад +173

    Reminder: this movie has an Oscar for makeup

    • @CosyBee
      @CosyBee 3 года назад +25

      This movie has a Grammy for make-up??

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 3 года назад +7

      @@CosyBee grammy?

    • @CosyBee
      @CosyBee 3 года назад +1

      @@emingmann1400 15:50

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 3 года назад +1

      @@CosyBee gotcha

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 года назад +2

      Out of all the aspects of a movie...

  • @thedodussianempire44
    @thedodussianempire44 3 года назад +36

    We get drunk and watch “Rango”

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 года назад +319

    Call me crazy, but I unironically like what was done with El Diablo in this film. Alright, you can attack me now.

    • @samuelsmith5400
      @samuelsmith5400 3 года назад +70

      One of the only good things about this movie tbh

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 года назад +116

      It’s cus Diablo had the closest thing to a character arc, plus his tattoos are lit

    • @tylerstewart8595
      @tylerstewart8595 3 года назад +114

      Who? Wait do you mean the Pyrokinetic Homeboy?

    • @priuskiller
      @priuskiller 3 года назад +29

      El Diablo and Captain Boomerang are the only semi-good characters in Suicide Squad so nah man you're cultured.

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 года назад +16

      Who? Oh you mean pyrokinetic home boy?

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 3 года назад +168

    Arguably worse than anything properly *_in_* this movie was the insane Tumblr Harley/Joker shippers it spawned. Not only were they super obnoxious (though, I can't really complain, since I was a pretty bad Bubbline shipper a few years back... and never grew out of it), but they entirely missed the point of the entire relationship's existence.

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 3 года назад +35

      To be fair, Bubbline is a lot healthier than Joker/Harley

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 3 года назад +21

      @@apophis7712 very true and at least they had an actual relationship rather than being torturer-torturee

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 3 года назад +9

      Harley/Joker was already a massive ship before Suicide Squad even existed in the comics.
      Besides, Ivy/Harley is way worse as unlike Joker, who was psychologically abusing her, Ivy physically abuses her and belittles her at every chance she gets, and blames all her own mistakes on Harley.
      Harley Deserves Better is what i'm getting at.

    • @GraceGH
      @GraceGH 3 года назад +35

      @@Proserpira I mean not every depiction of Harley and Ivy include the relationship being toxic, whereas with Joker and Harley that is the basis of their relationship if that makes any sense

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 3 года назад +5

      @@GraceGH I don't just mean when they're in a relationship, but even just as partners in crime she treats Harley terribly.
      But yeah you know multiverse and so on and so forth

  • @scorpion4031
    @scorpion4031 3 года назад +41

    I’m Australian and can confirm everything they said is 100% true

  • @KelvinFredricksonBoxbury
    @KelvinFredricksonBoxbury 3 года назад +90

    In honor of Ryan's Reynolds' Free Guy, do "We get drunk and watch Green Lantern (2011)"

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 3 года назад +4

      I can't even imagine what their reactions would be to Hal saving *one* person in a crowd of several getting eaten

  • @MrFFHN
    @MrFFHN 7 месяцев назад +2

    That "She's Katana, she mows my lawn" bit is for sure a top 3 Razzle moment

  • @Kadanceisconnected
    @Kadanceisconnected 3 года назад +13

    When they all started talking over each other with that line but scrambled I fucking lost it

  • @davevy276
    @davevy276 3 года назад +18

    I love how Ms. Waller made the team to save herself from something that hadn't happened yet

  • @pizzaguy8844
    @pizzaguy8844 3 года назад +303

    The new one was leaps and bounds better. This is like a 3/10, the new one is easily an 8.5/10

    • @chrismezza1940
      @chrismezza1940 3 года назад +7

      Nice I’m seeing it tomorrow

    • @warezz1743
      @warezz1743 3 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @JayCrosby32
      @JayCrosby32 3 года назад +10

      To me, a 10/10

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 3 года назад +23

      There was a lot of plot armor during action scenes and the emotional core was kinda shit (would rather just have none than what we got). Also kinda did Amanda Waller pretty dirty, kinda ruined by the James Gunn style of making *everything* into a joke. I also think the [spoiler] last character to die deserved better, kind of an anti-climactic and disappointing death, and it didn't serve to increase the stakes because of how it happened and how late it was in the movie.
      Though the comedy was incredible, the action was great minus the plot armor and the kill bill-esque exaggerated gore was great. 7.5/10 for me.

    • @master_rammus3765
      @master_rammus3765 3 года назад +6

      @@jacobnorris8256 Let me guess: You mean plot armor mostly because of Harley, isn't? Yeah, I expected that. She's the less likely to get killed in any film.

  • @M12GProductions
    @M12GProductions 3 года назад +11

    I made the "Soul Man" joke literally seconds before Razzle, get out of my head!

  • @antron9732
    @antron9732 3 года назад +13

    As soon as they talking about mowing lawns with one blade slice the audio just became many voices all at once taking about mowing lawns and souls in swords

  • @pixelseph
    @pixelseph 3 года назад +57

    God damn the actor for Flagg is so badly directed in this, the new one I actually give ashit about 98% of his performance (there were a couple line deliveries that weren't super great)

    • @pensyour4823
      @pensyour4823 3 года назад +9

      "this isn't an open invitation to cough without covering your mouth" is probably one of few bad things about this movie, still it's great

  • @taydoingthings549
    @taydoingthings549 9 месяцев назад +4

    I still cant get past how katana's actress went on to play kimiko in The Boys. Girl came a long way from mowing the lawn

  • @Movypro23
    @Movypro23 3 года назад +36

    I can see Alan or Ryan going to work on Monday with a kitana sword and Zach feeding his pet croc 😁👍🏻💥

  • @jacksontomchewsky2318
    @jacksontomchewsky2318 3 года назад +164

    We get drunk and watch
    Underdog
    Kangaroo Jack
    Angry Birds
    Norm of the North
    Smurfs
    Yogi Bear
    Sonic
    Stuart Little
    Flintstones
    Horton Hears a who
    Read Spongebob movie script
    Cats (Million Subscribers Special)

    • @Indeeditsjoseph
      @Indeeditsjoseph 3 года назад +10

      Sponge Out Of Water
      Ugly Dolls
      Secret Life Of Pets
      Toy Story

    • @MegaCatFan100
      @MegaCatFan100 3 года назад +18

      The sonic is gonna be a mess, they’ll call Jim Carey hot 😭

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 3 года назад +1

      These are some excellent suggestions.

    • @tylerstewart8595
      @tylerstewart8595 3 года назад +1

      Add on Movie 43, Aretmis Fowl and Godzilla Vs. Kong

    • @epicdave01
      @epicdave01 3 года назад +4

      Gnomeo and Juliet

  • @elijahlukejames
    @elijahlukejames 3 года назад +155

    The new suicide squad was actually great. This one is absolute garbage but you guys’ reaction was awesome

    • @donutello_
      @donutello_ 3 года назад +7

      Wish they also reacted to the new one

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад +2

      The new Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey are pretty good.

    • @ashoneth
      @ashoneth Год назад +2

      But does it have katana? nah. and she didn't had rick's back. that's why he died.

  • @GalaxyStudi0s
    @GalaxyStudi0s 3 года назад +19

    *This is Katana, she’s got my back. She can cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowin the lawn. I would advise not to get killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.*

  • @marvelouslee4427
    @marvelouslee4427 2 года назад +18

    13:27 “this fake tech we made doesn’t work yet; Jeff Bezos has not perfected the nanites.” Such an underrated line

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 3 года назад +17

    Maybe the real pyrokinetic homeboy was the friends we made along the way…

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Why are we putting anthrax in our water? It’s turning the killer crocs gay!”

  • @FourDozenEggs
    @FourDozenEggs 3 года назад +9

    4:25 I had to double take because I legit thought he said "Florida in our water" and busted out laughing.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад +4

    "I'm an idea" needs to become the new "we live in a society"

  • @TheMinecraftswerve
    @TheMinecraftswerve 3 года назад +151

    You fellas need to review “The Mask” with Jim Carrey, it would be an experience.

  • @geronimostilton2861
    @geronimostilton2861 3 года назад +38

    Wait… did Razzle just… not simp for anybody?

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane 3 года назад +16

      They simped the enchantress.

    • @magic8girl
      @magic8girl 2 года назад +4

      spooky ghost lady, but as spooky ghost lady

  • @caleb-ge8ti
    @caleb-ge8ti 2 года назад +13

    after 8:57 the overlapping impersonations was incredible

  • @coolguyyy9071
    @coolguyyy9071 3 года назад +53

    Imagine if they watch The Suicide Squad they would be simping for a Sylvester Stallone Shark

  • @UnagiTempura
    @UnagiTempura 2 года назад +2

    This is my comfort video at this point. I've come back to it so many times now, it's just never not a pleasant time

  • @Blackmanbubbs
    @Blackmanbubbs 3 года назад +8

    "What's going on with his back right now?" is my favorite quote of 2021 thank you

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 3 года назад +39

    God bless Alan's genuine love for terrible movies

  • @kendalquack
    @kendalquack 3 года назад +28

    no lie im happi i supported yalls patreon, its the friggin best :]

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 3 года назад +6

    I honestly love how they simp Enchantress and like, barely say a word about Harley, with all the work this movie put into making Harley 'sexy'.

  • @odenairsoft315
    @odenairsoft315 3 года назад +7

    This sword mows the lawns of its victims

    • @kingvamp.
      @kingvamp. 3 года назад +4

      GET UR ASS IN THE SWORD!

  • @herpderpsnerp
    @herpderpsnerp 2 года назад +3

    "It's turning the Killer Crocs Gay"
    This made me spit out my drink

  • @skeyeblu5171
    @skeyeblu5171 2 года назад +18

    09:13 begins my favorite moment in all of razzle history

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 2 года назад +5

    The Joe Rogan bit is my favorite ending joke of any Razzle Commentary. "You've gotta hold your breath WHILE THE **CROC MAN**" kills me every time.

  • @emccluskey
    @emccluskey 3 года назад +7

    I love your drunk commentaries and this is probably the hardest I’ve laughed at one and I didn’t know that was possible

  • @Gabeghouls
    @Gabeghouls 3 года назад +7

    That Katana line literally broke them

  • @m.hreels9822
    @m.hreels9822 3 года назад +19

    It’s funny that you say suicide squad featuring Will Smith, as if Will Smith had a big part in this movie to begin with 😂😂😂😂

  • @illumaQ
    @illumaQ 8 дней назад +1

    Making a 30 Minutes to Mars reference while Joel Kinnamen is on screen is even funnier now that he’s on Mars in the show For All Mankind

  • @gnomesishere1907
    @gnomesishere1907 3 года назад +4

    This entire movie sends me into a black hole of rage and confusion.

  • @ichigokage
    @ichigokage 3 года назад +2

    “You mean Al Capone was not the Pyrokinetic Homeboy?” Why the fuck did that send me?